1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:02,334 PREVIOUSLY ON POPULAR... 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,637 WHEN YOU STARTED HAVING HEADACHES, IT'S THE SAME THING WITH MY DAD. 3 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:09,208 LOOK AT ME, SAM. I NEVER FELT BETTER. DO I LOOK SICK TO YOU? 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:12,677 I DON'T THINK SO. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:16,881 HARRISON, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'VE TRIED TO SUBVERT THE DRUG TESTING PROCESS? 6 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:21,887 I HAVE BEEN TAKING PAINKILLERS, AND THE REASON IS... 7 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,225 I HAVE LEUKEMIA. 8 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,607 THIS SMELL FUNKY TO YOU? 9 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,410 IT SMELLS LIKE FEET. 10 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,148 YEAH, THAT'S WHACK. I PAID 20 BUCKS TO HAVE MY SUIT SPRAYED WITH TOE JAM. 11 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,784 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR? - AIR IT OUT BEFORE TOMORROW, MAN. 12 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,587 JOSH, YOU'VE GOT TO COME TO THIS THING. 13 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,356 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, SUG. 14 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,824 I'M STILL IN THE SUSPENSION BOX. YOU TALK FOR ME. 15 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,293 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TALKING AT THESE THINGS. 16 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:05,630 LAST YEAR I WAS DRIPPING WITH SWEAT. I SHORTED OUT THE MICROPHONE. 17 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,466 HEY, FORGET THAT, MAN. 18 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,301 YOU'LL BE STANDING IN FOR ME. 19 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,971 WHEN THE SPOTLIGHT'S SHINING, YOU'LL BE WEARING TOE-JAMMING THREADS. 20 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:15,640 I MEAN IT. 21 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,212 TALK ABOUT WHAT A GREAT SEASON WE HAD, 22 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,448 BECAUSE OF YOU. THE GAME WHERE YOU... 23 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,949 [RIPPING] 24 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,486 ...TOOK THE D LINE AND GEORGE SCORED. 25 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:30,422 OH, AND SUG, IF THEY HAVE THOSE SPICY CHICKEN WINGS AGAIN, 26 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,058 DON'T FORGET TO BRING ME SOME. I LOVE THOSE THINGS. 27 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,594 YEAH. ME TOO. 28 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,602 SUGAR, WHY ARE YOU THROWING THAT AWAY? 29 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,305 WHAT? THIS? IT'S OLD. TOO REGIS. 30 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,042 BESIDES, THE DRY-CLEANER SHRUNK IT ANYWAY. 31 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,577 BYE. 32 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,646 I THINK I'M GONNA BAIL ON THE BANQUET. 33 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,315 IT'S GONNA BE A MAJOR SNOOZE WITHOUT JOSH THERE. 34 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,417 YEAH. 35 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,386 WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA GO. SEE YA. 36 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,557 - HEY, BROOKE? - YEAH? 37 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,091 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 38 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,528 SURE. 39 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:48,133 YOU KNOW THAT PLACE THAT YOU WENT TO, AND THEY HELPED YOU WITH, YOU KNOW, 40 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:52,604 - YOUR WEIGHT? - IT'S CALLED AN EATING DISORDER CLINIC. 41 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,007 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHISPER. I'M NOT ASHAMED. 42 00:02:56,076 --> 00:03:00,679 I WAS LOOKING FOR A PLACE THAT MIGHT GIVE ME A HEALTHY CRASH DIET. 43 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,915 OR I COULD JUST EAT CANTALOUPE FOR THE NEXT WEEK. 44 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,351 THE CLINIC'S NOT ABOUT DIETING. 45 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,052 [RATTLING] 46 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,254 WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. 47 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:14,526 LISTEN TO ME. GET PAST THE SHAME. YOU NEED SUPPORT. 48 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,529 NO MAN IS AN ISLAND. THAT IS THE FIRST THING THEY TEACH YOU. 49 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,031 YOU HONESTLY THINK THEY CAN HELP ME? 50 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,634 ARE YOU KIDDING? [LAUGHS] 51 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,437 I'M A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON. 52 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:29,541 - YOU COULD BE TOO. - I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING. 53 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,677 I JUST WANT TO BUY A PAIR OF PANTS THAT'S NOT LINED WITH ELASTIC. 54 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,449 YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU WITH THE INFO. 55 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,384 - THANKS. - OKAY. 56 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:43,121 HEY, IF YOU GET THE BOX, IT'S 'CAUSE I'M BUYING 100 CANTALOUPE. 57 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,257 - SUGAR. - WHAT? 58 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,667 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE 59 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,337 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE 60 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:03,041 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS 61 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,109 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE 62 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,312 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE 63 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,448 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN BABY 64 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,082 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED 65 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,285 ♪ WELL, ME AND B 66 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,021 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS 67 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:27,298 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 68 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,811 HEY, UM, 69 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,548 ARE YOU PLANNING ON VISITING HARRISON AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? 70 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,016 PROBABLY. WHY? 71 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,151 WELL, I WAS HOPING I COULD TAG ALONG. 72 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,854 I'D RATHER NOT GO THERE ALONE. 73 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,421 HOSPITALPHOBIC? 74 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,223 NO, I JUST DON'T KNOW 75 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,358 IF HARRISON REALLY WANTS TO SEE ME. 76 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:58,830 BROOKE, I THINK HARRISON'S GOT BIGGER THINGS ON HIS MIND 77 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,733 THAN YOUR STUDENT COUNCIL RACE. 78 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,769 WHOA. CHECK THIS OUT. 79 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,572 "WANTED. TEEN SCRIBE TO GHOSTWRITE PROVOCATIVE MEMOIRS." 80 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,174 MMM. EXCELLENT. 81 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,209 WHY WOULD THEY WANT A TEENAGER? 82 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:12,944 WHO CARES? BIG BERTHAS ARE PRICEY. 83 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,813 WHO'S BIG BERTHA? 84 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:18,149 THEY'RE GOLF CLUBS. FOR HARRISON. A GIFT. 85 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:21,886 SOMETHING HE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO AFTER HIS FIRST ROUND OF CHEMO. 86 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,790 IS THAT YOUR BREAKFAST? 87 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,592 I ALREADY FEEL BLOATED. 88 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:32,631 SAM, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD HIRE A TEENAGER TO WRITE THEIR MEMOIRS? 89 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:36,735 - NOT ALL OF US HAVE BECOME CYNICAL. - I AM NOT CYNICAL. 90 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,770 FACE IT. YOU'VE EARNED YOUR BILE. 91 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,974 IF I LOST AN ELECTION AND GOT DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND ALL IN THE SAME WEEK, 92 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,477 I WOULD BE IN A FETAL POSITION CHEWING THE DRAPES. 93 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:50,514 FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T CONSIDER EITHER OF THOSE EVENTS TO BE LOSSES. 94 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,751 WHAT I GAINED IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT. 95 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,386 AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 96 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,690 I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU. 97 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,425 SEE YA. 98 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:11,169 - [WOMAN WITH ENGLISH ACCENT] HELLO. - YEAH, HI. 99 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,138 I'M CALLING ABOUT THE JOB YOU ADVERTISED FOR A GHOSTWRITER. 100 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,809 LOVELY. CAN YOU BE HERE AT 3:00? 101 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,111 THIS AFTERNOON? SURE. 102 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:24,215 - WHERE'S HERE? - DO YOU KNOW KENNEDY HIGH SCHOOL? 103 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,285 YEAH. I GO THERE. WHY? 104 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:32,023 BRILLIANT. BRING YOUR LAPTOP, LOVE, AND A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR TO THE GIRLS' LOO. 105 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,758 DON'T BE TARDY. 106 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,965 COULD YOU STOP SO I CAN WALK? 107 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,967 NO CAN DO. HOSPITAL POLICY. 108 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:46,304 WHAT POLICY? IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SOME FRIGGIN' BASKET CASE. 109 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:49,874 OKAY, THERE, BIG FELLA. LISTEN UP. 110 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,644 YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH US FOR AWHILE. 111 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:56,080 MENTAL OUTLOOK'S GOT A LOT TO DO WITH THE SUCCESS OF YOUR TREATMENT. 112 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,949 JUST TAKE ME TO MY ROOM, WILL YOU? 113 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,022 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE FOOD. 114 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,363 THIS IS IT, SPANKY. 115 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,334 YOU'RE HOME. I'LL BE BACK IN 20 TO DRAW SOME BLOOD. 116 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:17,902 MISS ME. 117 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,908 HEY, THERE. 118 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,345 YOU MUST BE MY NEW ROOMIE. I'M CLARENCE. 119 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,614 - HI. - HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED? 120 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,688 JUST GOT HERE. 121 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,167 YOU LIKE ANGELS, DON'T YOU? 122 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:53,371 - CAN'T SAY THAT I DO. - REALLY? WOW. 123 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:58,109 I ALWAYS THOUGHT ANGELS WERE GOD'S WAY OF SAYING, "HEY, THERE." 124 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,879 CLARENCE, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU CAN KEEP IT. 125 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,814 OKAY. 126 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,516 I HOPE YOU'LL CONSIDER JOINING OUR PRAYER CIRCLE. 127 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:09,153 WE MEET EVERY DAY RIGHT AFTER OPRAH. 128 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,661 THAT GETS STUCK SOMETIMES. 129 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,966 [RADIO] ♪ THANK YOU, JESUS 130 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,707 COULD YOU TURN THAT DOWN? 131 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,609 OH, I'M SORRY. 132 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,717 [CLARENCE SINGS] ♪ THANK YOU, JESUS THANK YOU, JESUS 133 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,955 ♪ YOU'RE MY ROD 134 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,590 ♪ MY SWORD 135 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,927 ♪ AND MY STAFF ♪ 136 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,552 I'M MICHAEL BERNARDINO. 137 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,624 - PEOPLE CALL ME "SUGAR." - I BET YOU ANSWER TO IT. 138 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,593 BAD NEWS, FOLKS. SOMEBODY MESSED WITH OUR SCALES. 139 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:26,530 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? WE ARE CLEARLY NOT SUFFERING FROM THE SAME PROBLEM. 140 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,801 - WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? - VISION. 141 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,637 - MICHAEL, I APOLOGIZE. - NO SWEAT. 142 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:38,476 - PLEASE, CALL ME "SUGAR." - SUGAR, MEET YOUR TEAMMATES. 143 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:41,612 THIS IS ASHLEY WELD, THIS IS ASHLEY PESANO, 144 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,648 AND THIS IS ASHLEY CARMICHAEL. 145 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:48,953 EVERYBODY'S NAMED ASHLEY? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE? 146 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,791 ONLY IN HER CASE, BUT IF I CALLED HER WHAT I WANTED TO, I'D LOSE MY JOB. 147 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,293 LET'S EGO OVER A FEW RULES. 148 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:01,465 AFTER BEING IN THIS CLINIC FOR 15 YEARS, 149 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,603 I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. I KNOW EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK. 150 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,338 PEOPLE, YOU ARE NOT HERE TO BE PUNISHED. 151 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:10,942 YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO REDEFINE 152 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,177 YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD. 153 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:17,982 TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU. NO MAN IS AN ISLAND. 154 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:22,654 ALL OF THE SUPPORT YOU NEED YOU CAN FIND IN THIS ROOM. 155 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,304 EXCUSE ME. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT IN THERE. 156 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,818 HELLO? 157 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:58,389 WELL, IF IT AIN'T MISS SYLVIA PLATH. 158 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,525 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - HIRING YOU TO WRITE MY STORY. 159 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:05,163 YOU'RE GONNA SPIN MY PERSONAL PAIN INTO GOLD, SAM McPHERSON. 160 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,499 - NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. - HEY, THIS ISN'T A JOKE, HON. 161 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:12,303 MAMA CHERRY IS JUST WEEKS AWAY FROM PUBLISHING HER TELL-ALL MEMOIR, 162 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,039 NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU PUSH, YOU CAN'T POP THIS CHERRY. 163 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,341 - WHO CARES? - WELL, I DO. 164 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,278 I HAVE JUST LEARNED FROM MY HANDY IN-PURSE FAX 165 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,114 IN THE FIRST CHAPTER SHE REFERS TO ME AS "TOENAIL FUNGUS," 166 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,484 AND "THE GUNK THAT'S LEFT IN THE BUCKET AFTER LIPOSUCTION." 167 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,953 I'M GONNA BEAT HER TO THE PUNCH. 168 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,023 WITH YOUR HELP, I'M GONNA TURN IN MY MEMOIR 169 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,591 TO RANDOM HOUSE THIS MONDAY. 170 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,760 TEMPTING, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. 171 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,462 OKAY, I'M OFFERING $1,000. 172 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,133 - IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. - $2,000. 173 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,569 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. - $5,000. 174 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,237 WHEN DO WE START? 175 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,414 OH, MY GOD. 176 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,250 - ARE WE TOO LATE? - HE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 177 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,919 [SIGHS] WELL, NO DOUBT. 178 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,321 THE SIGHT OF YOU TWO COULD MAKE ANYBODY RETCH. 179 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,724 - HOW'S IT GOING, BROOKE? - GREAT. 180 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,096 WOW. 181 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,499 I LEAVE THE ROOM FOR TWO MINUTES, IT TURNS INTO A GLAMAZON PEP RALLY. 182 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,769 SO, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 183 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,471 LIKE I WANT TO BE ALONE. 184 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,474 SORRY. DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SO HONEST. 185 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,743 JUST COMES WITH THE TERRITORY THESE DAYS. 186 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,180 THAT'S OKAY. WE'RE LEAVING ANYWAY. 187 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,650 - I WILL CALL YOU, OKAY? - YEAH. 188 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,486 TAKE CARE, BRO. 189 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,788 SORRY. 190 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,494 SEE YOU, HON. 191 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,633 HEY. 192 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:54,005 HARRISON, LOOK... 193 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:58,809 I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR HOW I TREATED YOU DURING THE ELECTIONS, AND 194 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,846 PLEASE BELIEVE ME, IF I HAD KNOWN WHAT YOU WERE GOING THROUGH, 195 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,015 - I WOULD NEVER... - DON'T APOLOGIZE. 196 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,916 I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW BADLY I FEEL. 197 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,987 NO, YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW BADLY YOU FEEL. 198 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,688 PLEASE, STOP CAMPAIGNING. 199 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,491 STOP TRYING TO PRETEND THAT THIS IS ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE 200 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,995 THAN YOU CONVINCING YOURSELF THAT DEEP DOWN YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. 201 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,198 - THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE. - SURE, IT IS. 202 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,566 MY GOD. 203 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,938 PLEASE, IF YOU COME AWAY FROM THIS STUPID ELECTION WITH ANYTHING, 204 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,940 LET IT BE ONE OUNCE OF SELF-KNOWLEDGE. 205 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,443 YOU'RE THE LONELIEST PERSON I KNOW. 206 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:36,281 BEHIND THAT SMILE THERE'S THIS DESPERATE PERSON 207 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,817 WHO DOESN'T THINK SHE DESERVES ANY HAPPINESS, 208 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,520 SO SHE GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO CONTROL EVERY SITUATION. 209 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:46,991 WELL, I'VE GOT AN UPDATE FOR YOU, BROOKE. 210 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,727 YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. 211 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,231 SO, PLEASE, SAVE THE SPEECH FOR YOURSELF. 212 00:13:55,068 --> 00:14:00,304 CLEARLY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM. 213 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:06,711 I'M SORRY. 214 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,778 WHAT IF WE CALL IT BURY THAT CHERRY? 215 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,947 THE COVER COULD HAVE A BIG, FAT SHOVEL 216 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,916 - SMACKING MAMA IN THE FACE... - WE ALREADY HAVE A TITLE. 217 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,686 CAN WE SKIP AHEAD AND MAYBE WRITE THE FIRST SENTENCE? 218 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:52,123 YEAH, OKAY. YOU NEED TO BE PATIENT, HON, 219 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,826 BECAUSE I DO MY VERY BEST PLOT RIGHT HERE ON THIS POOF. 220 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,397 I NEED LOTS AND LOTS OF MIRRORS TO BE REFLECTIVE. 221 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,000 NOW, WE NEED TO START OFF WITH SOMETHING SPECTACULAR, 222 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,303 GRAPHIC, TORTURE SCENE. 223 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,472 - NOT NECESSARILY. - I WAS IN THIRD GRADE WHEN MAMA CHERRY 224 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:12,576 STRIPPED ME NAKED AND SUBMERGED ME IN A BUBBLING VAT OF VELVEETA. 225 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,213 CHEESE? 226 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:19,217 AND SHE BUNDLED ME UP IN TIN FOIL AND DROPPED ME OFF AT THE LOCAL DOG POUND. 227 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,819 MARY CHERRY, YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 228 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,622 AM I? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 229 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,191 WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE SAN ANTONIO PLASTIC SURGEON 230 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,027 WHO TOOK THE MISSING CHUNK OF MY LEFT BUTTOCK 231 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,230 AND MOLDED IT INTO A COMELY DIMPLE. 232 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:36,834 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LUNCH BREAK? 233 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:40,671 NO. WE ARE NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM, MISS JUDY BLUME. 234 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,040 - NOT UNTIL WE FINISH. - I HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING. 235 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,708 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER YOU MIND, 236 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,612 'CAUSE I'M GONNA HAVE ALL THE ESSENTIALS DELIVERED HERE. 237 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,614 MARY CHERRY, I HAVE THINGS TO DO AT HOME. 238 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,185 OH, PLEASE. YOU CAN SQUEEZE THOSE BIG OLD PORES ANYTIME. 239 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,520 WE'RE WORKING UNDER A DEADLINE HERE, MISSY. 240 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,223 OH, NO. YOU CANNOT HOLD ME HOSTAGE HERE. 241 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:05,196 I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MY WILL. 242 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,542 SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY JUST WOKE UP. 243 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,311 IS THAT FOR ME? I DON'T LIKE SPROUTS. 244 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,080 I DO. 245 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,216 YOU MEAN YOU REALLY WANT TO EAT? 246 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,819 - SO SOON AFTER? - AFTER WHAT? 247 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,622 DID SOMETHING ROMANTIC HAPPEN AND I WASN'T THERE? 248 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:37,428 SWEETIE, I HEARD YOU THROWING UP IN THE BATHROOM. UPSTAIRS. 249 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,190 YOU PUT THIS HERE? 250 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,260 YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 251 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:45,696 DID I ASK YOU TO PUT THIS ON MY PILLOW? 252 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,201 YOU WANT PRAYER? HERE'S YOUR PRAYER. 253 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,539 BACK OFF. 254 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,512 IT'S MORE OF A COMMAND THAN A PRAYER. 255 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,048 THAT'S IT. I'M GOING HOME. 256 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,487 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE. - WATCH ME. 257 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:13,857 YOU KNOW, THE FIRST ROUND OF CHEMO IS PRETTY ATOMIC. 258 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,760 YOU'LL WANT TO BE HERE WHEN YOU'RE BARFING UP WHAT YOU ATE 259 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,330 - IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. - SAVE THE LECTURE. 260 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,599 WHO'S GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU AT HOME? 261 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,068 YOUR FRIEND BROOKE? I SAW YOU CHASE HER AWAY. 262 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,170 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HELP. I'LL FIGHT THIS ON MY OWN TERMS. 263 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,840 THIS? YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD. 264 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,750 - EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE? - I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 265 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,819 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT. 266 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,322 WELL THEN, PUT ME IN ANOTHER ROOM. NOW. 267 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,425 THIS IS A HOSPITAL, PAL, NOT CLUB MED. 268 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,695 WE'LL DEAL WITH YOUR REQUEST IN THE MORNING. 269 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,197 FOR GOD'S SAKE, I WAS JUST LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. THAT'S IT. 270 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:58,569 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM BEFORE THAT? 271 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,003 WHAT? 272 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,975 - ARE YOU SPYING ON ME NOW? - DO I HAVE TO? 273 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,145 DAD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. JUST LEAVE, PLEASE. 274 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,749 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT! 275 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,652 - DON'T. STOP IT. - GIVE ME THE BAG, BROOKE. 276 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,995 NOW, ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THE CALL, OR WILL I? 277 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,239 - ARE THESE ALLOWED? - YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO EAT ONE. 278 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,855 DON'T SWALLOW. 279 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,325 PICK UP THAT PLATE AND SPIT OUT WHAT YOU'VE GOT IN YOUR MOUTH. 280 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,302 OKAY. NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST HAD INSIDE YOUR MOUTH. 281 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,542 PICK IT UP WITH YOUR FINGERS, PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH, 282 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:15,278 AND CHEW IT AGAIN, BUT DON'T SWALLOW. 283 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,415 GO ON. 284 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,553 - I CAN'T. - YES, YOU CAN. 285 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,955 YOU HAVE TO. TRUST ME. 286 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,858 YOU WILL NEVER CRAVE ONE OF THESE AGAIN. 287 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,735 THE SCENE IS NOME, ALASKA. 288 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,271 THE WIND IS BLISTERING COLD, AND I FALL THROUGH A HOLE IN THE ICE 289 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,373 WHILE HUNTING FOR A SEAL-SKIN MUFF. 290 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,509 MAMA'S FURIOUS. 291 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,579 SHE MAKES ME SPEND ALL NIGHT OUTSIDE IN MY SOAKING WET CLOTHES. 292 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:52,215 IF LITTLE MAN NUK HADN'T COME BY WITH HIS BLOW-DRYER AND DEFROSTED ME, 293 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,920 I'D HAVE SPENT MY LIFE AS A CHERRY POPSICLE. 294 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,022 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT FOR A CHAPTER TITLE? 295 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,592 [SAM MUMBLES] 296 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:06,564 OH, HONEY. THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER. YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP. 297 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:07,698 OW! 298 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,768 TOSS ME ONE OF THEM SEA URCHINS, OKAY? 299 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,770 HEY, CAN YOU READ? 300 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:16,574 'CAUSE THE SIGN SAYS "OUT OF ORDER." THERE'S A PORT-A-POTTY IN THE HALL. 301 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,878 YEAH, THAT BOBBI GLASS JUST WENT INTO, AND I FORGOT TO PACK MY GAS MASK. 302 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:26,316 - WHY ARE YOU ALL TIED UP, SAM? - CARMEN, GO GET HELP. 303 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,953 - WHY? WHAT HAS SHE DONE? - SHOULD'VE RUN WHILE YOU WERE FREE. 304 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,722 THERE'S NO ESCAPING, ELSA. 305 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,657 MY LITTLE LIONESS. 306 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,226 JUST LET US GO. 307 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,095 IT'S NOT LIKE OUR PARENTS AREN'T GONNA NOTICE. 308 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:41,632 YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MYRTLE BEACH. 309 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,703 HEY, GUYS, LOOK. DID YOU KNOW I'M TURNING SWEET 16 AGAIN? 310 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,838 - JUST KEEP HER OUT OF THIS. - FAT CHANCE. 311 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,940 I COULD USE HER TO HELP PICK SOME GLAMOUR SHOTS 312 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,442 FOR MY BIO CENTERPIECE. 313 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:55,212 NOTHING FROM THE FIFTH GRADE. I DIDN'T GET A CHIN UNTIL SIXTH. 314 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,147 [SAM] CARMEN, RUN, NOW. 315 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,917 I CAN'T. I'M STUCK. 316 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,654 - WHAT IS THIS? - THE STRONGEST ADHESIVE KNOWN TO MAN. 317 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,122 IT'S PRESCRIPTION. 318 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,891 IT'S WHAT LAUREN BACALL USES TO HOLD UP HER FACE. 319 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,727 NOW, WHERE WAS I? 320 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,730 OH, YES, NOME, ALASKA. 321 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,573 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO STOP ME, DUDE, BUT DON'T. 322 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,108 - I'M CHECKING OUT. - I'M NOT GONNA STOP YOU. 323 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,746 YOU CAN LEAVE THE CLINIC AT ANY TIME. 324 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:32,016 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO WORK. 325 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,184 I DID. I REALLY DID. 326 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,688 SUGAR, YOU'RE HERE JUST IN TIME. 327 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,024 THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CAN FOCUS ON 328 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,860 THAT'LL MAKE ME FORGET I'M SHARING A ROOM WITH A FANATIC. 329 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:46,096 RIGHT NOW THERE'S THREE GEEKS IN THERE SINGING ROCK OF AGES. 330 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:49,166 - I'M CHECKING OUT NOW. - YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 331 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,937 SUGAR, WHERE'S YOUR CAR? 332 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:55,839 I DIDN'T DRIVE. 333 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,742 I'M ACTUALLY SORT OF CHECKED IN HERE MYSELF. 334 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,778 FOR WHAT? 335 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,517 - [DAN] MAY I HELP YOU? - NAME'S McQUEEN. 336 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,820 - I'M CHECKING MY DAUGHTER IN. - BROOKE. 337 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:14,291 - WHY? - I WASN'T GIVEN A CHOICE. 338 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,511 [FRUSTRATED GROAN] I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DRAW. 339 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,047 - IT'S STUPID. - THEY'RE NOT FOR DISPLAY. 340 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,349 THESE SELF-PORTRAITS ARE ONLY FOR YOU. 341 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,486 THAT'S NICE. 342 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:47,091 MAYBE YOU WANT TO DRAW YOURSELF WITHOUT CLOTHES. 343 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:51,929 - SAY WHAT? - NAKED. NUDE. BIRTHDAY SUIT. 344 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:58,035 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF IN THAT WAY. 345 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,204 I KNOW, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO START SOMETIME. 346 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,456 WE DON'T START UNTIL EVERYTHING'S ON THE TABLE. 347 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,959 IS THIS BEETS? I DON'T EAT BEETS. 348 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:25,262 YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERYTHING ON YOUR PLATE. 349 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:31,101 DOES THIS PLACE HAVE A DEAL WITH A BEET FARM, OR WHAT? 350 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,838 YOU'RE LUCKY. LAST TIME I WAS HELD PRISONER ALL THEY SERVED WAS LIMA BEANS. 351 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:37,207 CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT FOOD? 352 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,743 SOME OF US ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OF THIS. 353 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,245 - WHAT'S "THE BEST"? - GOD, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 354 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,848 - JUST IGNORE HER, BROOKE. - NO. 355 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,950 I WANT TO KNOW HOW HARD IS IT, JUST TO BE FRIENDLY? 356 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,653 I AM NOT LOOKING TO BE ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST, MARCIA BRADY, 357 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:53,323 - I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT FOOD. - SHE HAS A POINT, BROOKE. 358 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:56,527 WHY ARE YOU TAKING HER SIDE? 359 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:59,830 - SUGAR, YOU ALWAYS DO THAT. - DO WHAT? 360 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:03,166 YOU JUST GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE FEEL COMFORTABLE 361 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,669 WHEN CLEARLY, NO ONE FEELS COMFORTABLE. 362 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:08,372 - I FEEL COMFORTABLE. - NO, YOU DON'T. 363 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,874 BUT YOU THINK IF YOU PUT ON THE HAPPY HOMEBOY FACE, 364 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,010 NO ONE WILL NOTICE HOW MISERABLE YOU ARE. 365 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,779 YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO LIKE YOU. BROOKE, GET REAL. 366 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,582 YOU STILL BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE YOUR MOM LEFT YOU WHEN YOU WERE LIKE, EIGHT. 367 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,056 THANKS, SUGAR. 368 00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:31,361 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON OUR OWN MISERY. 369 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:34,397 BUT, HEY, SINCE YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO SHARE, 370 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,234 WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THAT TIME 371 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,704 THAT YOU HAD TO LOSE FIVE POUNDS FOR THE WRESTLING MEET, 372 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,772 AND YOU ATE A WHOLE BOX OF LAXATIVES 373 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,008 AND THEN YOU CRAPPED IN YOUR UNIFORM ON THE MAT. 374 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,416 HOW'S LUNCH? 375 00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:59,489 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO MY ROOM. 376 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,625 NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR MEAL, YOU'RE NOT. 377 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:07,064 MICHAEL, SIT DOWN. EVERYBODY HAS TO EAT. 378 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,800 WHY DON'T YOU SIT HERE? 379 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:25,082 [MARY CHERRY] SHE'S JEALOUS OF ME. 380 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:30,888 I MADE SECOND GRADE SPELLING BEE FINALS, I WAS THIS CLOSE TO THE BLUE RIBBON. 381 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,356 MAMA COULDN'T HANDLE MY BURGEONING SUCCESS, 382 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,859 SO SHE SABOTAGED ME. 383 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,760 SHE DOCTORED MY GRITS. 384 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:41,531 PUMPED ME UP WITH ENOUGH RITALIN TO TRANQUILIZE DUMBO. 385 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,035 I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF SPELLING THE WORD "PEEPHOLE." 386 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,337 [MARY] P... 387 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:49,873 E-E... 388 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,141 [SNORING] 389 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:03,220 HEY, SUG, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 390 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:21,471 SUGAR, I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOU. 391 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,975 IT'S OVER, BROOKE. DROP IT. 392 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,487 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN THESE PROGRAMS. 393 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:41,125 THEY WANT YOU TO CRACK, THEN THEY PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER. 394 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:44,962 YEAH? WHAT'S THEIR SUCCESS RATE? 395 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,566 I'M NOT THE ONE TO ASK. 396 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,870 THEY TELL YOU TO FIND SUPPORT. 397 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:57,941 THOSE GIRLS, THEY LOOK AT ME, AND THEY CRINGE. 398 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,614 THEY SEE IN ME 399 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,984 EVERYTHING THEY HATE ABOUT THEMSELVES. 400 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,988 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 401 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,258 NOT EVERYONE. 402 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:18,696 LOOK AT ASHLEY NUMBER ONE, THE GIRL THAT SAT NEXT TO YOU. 403 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:24,167 - YEAH, SHE'S OKAY. - YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER. 404 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,907 I'VE TRIED. 405 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:33,944 I JUST GET SHY AROUND HER. 406 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,880 WHY? 407 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,384 I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 408 00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:44,755 I FEEL WEIRD. 409 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,559 EVERY TIME SHE SMILES AT ME... 410 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:51,929 MAYBE SHE'S SEEING THE REAL YOU. 411 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:08,478 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. - COME ON. THAT'S FIVE GAMES IN A ROW. 412 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:11,014 GOD IS DEFINITELY HIS CO-PILOT. 413 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,017 HEY. 414 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:17,654 OH, NICE. I LEAVE FOR AN HOUR, AND CLARENCE THE SHEPHERD 415 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:21,091 IS LEADING MY FRIENDS BACK TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. 416 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,828 - HE TAUGHT US A GREAT GAME. WANT TO... - NO, THANK YOU. 417 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,505 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 418 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:40,110 I AM TRYING TO GIVE MYSELF ONE SQUARE FOOT OF PRIVACY. 419 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,711 OKAY? 420 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,114 YOU MAY WANT TO CONSERVE ENERGY. 421 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:46,683 YOU'LL NEED IT AFTER THE TREATMENT YOU JUST HAD. 422 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,852 - ARE YOU STILL TALKING? - HARRISON, RELAX. 423 00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:53,490 NO, I WON'T RELAX. 424 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:56,059 I'M STUCK HERE. I'M SICK OF HIM, 425 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,562 AND HIS FAT LITTLE ANGELS, AND I DON'T WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER TV SHOW 426 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,799 WITH A NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN. 427 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,501 OKAY. WE SHOULD LEAVE. 428 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:07,004 NO. STAY. I'LL GO. 429 00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:10,173 IT'S ME HE WANTS TO GET RID OF. 430 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,313 HARRISON, HE'S SICK TOO. 431 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:18,581 - REMEMBER THAT. - HOW AM I GONNA FORGET IT? 432 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,717 - I THINK WHAT LILY MEANT WAS... - EXCUSE ME. 433 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:24,021 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING SICK? 434 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:26,456 TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM RIGHT NOW? 435 00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:29,226 PICKING OUT THE RIGHT VALENTINES FOR EACH OTHER? 436 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:58,455 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 437 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,058 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MANY CARBOHYDRATES 438 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:04,261 - ARE IN THAT LIGHT FIXTURE. - [LAUGHS] 439 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,263 I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 440 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,665 JUST A LITTLE NOTE TO ASHLEY NUMBER ONE FROM YOU. 441 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,268 BROOKE, WHY DID YOU... 442 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:15,038 SUGAR, I JUST PUT WHAT YOU WERE FEELING INTO WORDS. 443 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:38,695 WELL, WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR HER FIFTH WEDDING, I WASN'T EVEN INVITED. 444 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:43,266 IT WAS OUTDOORS, AND MAMA WAS AFRAID THAT MY BRACES WOULD ATTRACT LIGHTNING. 445 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,702 I WAS FORCED TO WATCH THE NUPTIALS THROUGH A CRACK 446 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:47,804 INSIDE MAMA'S CADILLAC TRUNK. 447 00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:52,275 HEY, I DON'T HEAR THOSE KEYS A-CLICKIN', MISS AGATHA CHRISTIE. 448 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,612 I HAVE LOST FEELING IN MY FINGERS. 449 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,849 OLGA, BE A HON, WOULD YOU AND RUN SOME BOILING WATER OVER HER HANDS. 450 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,586 NO. LET'S CONTINUE. 451 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:07,257 YOU WERE INSIDE MAMA CHERRY'S CRACK. 452 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:12,496 TRUNK. I WAS INSIDE HER TRUNK LOOKING THROUGH A CRACK. 453 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,398 ARE YOU TAKING YOUR GINGKO, OR NOT? 454 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:19,602 HOLD TIGHT, SAM. I'M GOING FOR HELP. 455 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,271 HEY, STOP HER. 456 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,373 [MARY CHERRY SHRIEKS] 457 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,777 I WARNED YOU NOT TO CROSS ME, HON. 458 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:31,448 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A PEPPERIDGE FARM PIROUETTE. 459 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:34,384 AND WHAT IS THAT GOING TO ACCOMPLISH? HUH? 460 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,186 YOU'LL ONLY BE MORE ALONE. 461 00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:39,656 HOW LONG BEFORE YOU RUN OUT OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO PAY TO LISTEN TO YOU? 462 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,625 I PAY MY LISTENERS VERY WELL. 463 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:45,428 SAVE YOUR CASH, AND JUST TALK TO YOUR MOTHER DIRECTLY. 464 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,365 YOU DON'T NEED TO WRITE A BOOK. YOU NEED TO WRITE A CARD. 465 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:50,267 EXCUSE ME? 466 00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:53,070 THIS MEMOIR IS ONLY GONNA DRIVE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER FURTHER APART. 467 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,472 WHY NOT JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE HURT AND LONELY 468 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,407 AND WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A DAUGHTER? 469 00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:02,211 - THAT IS NOT AN OPTION! - WHY NOT? YOU'RE HER ONLY CHILD. 470 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:05,282 SHE PROBABLY DID THE BEST SHE COULD. 471 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,884 YOU LOVE HER, DON'T YOU? 472 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,022 WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA AT THE PLAZA? 473 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,224 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA WIN OUT. 474 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:18,628 BELIEVE ME, I AM THE LAST PERSON TO TALK YOU OUT OF WRITING THIS BOOK. 475 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,231 I NEED THE MONEY. 476 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,001 BUT YOU'RE WORKING OVERTIME TO ASSASSINATE SOMEONE 477 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:26,636 WHO'S GIVEN YOU A PRETTY PRIVILEGED LIFE. 478 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,839 NOT TO MENTION AMBITION, TENACITY, 479 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:32,909 AND FLAWLESS SKIN. 480 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:35,978 WELL, THIS IS NOT WHAT I'M PAYING YOU FOR. 481 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,982 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME. - OF COURSE I DO. 482 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:43,820 WHO ELSE AM I GONNA GET TO SPELL "TENACITY" ON MY CARD? 483 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,227 [ASHLEY #1] WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 484 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:53,663 I THOUGHT WE HAD GROUP THERAPY. 485 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,164 I THINK IT'S AT 10:00. 486 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,266 OH. 487 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:59,769 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 488 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:03,640 ER... LADIES' HOME JOURNAL. 489 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,043 [ASHLEY #1 GIGGLES] CAN I JUST SAY 490 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:10,647 HOW COOL IT WAS, THE WAY YOU STOOD UP TO BROOKE AT DINNER? 491 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,749 SHE HAD NO RIGHT TO ATTACK YOU. 492 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:17,654 I DON'T THINK SHE WAS ATTACKING ME. MORE LIKE SHE WAS ATTACKING HERSELF. 493 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:22,892 I STILL THINK IT TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE TO SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART. 494 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:25,161 AND YOU DO. 495 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,497 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 496 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,904 I DIDN'T WRITE THAT LETTER. I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M THIS POET, 497 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,540 OR SOME SMART PERSON. I CAN BARELY SPELL MY OWN NAME. 498 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:39,809 - WHAT? - IT'S BETTER THAT YOU KNOW NOW, 499 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:43,346 THAN TWO WEEKS DOWN THE LINE WHEN YOU BREAK UP WITH ME 500 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,816 - BECAUSE I'M THIS BIG, FAT SLOB. - SUGAR... 501 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:50,620 NO, LOOK, IT WOULD CRUSH ME. 502 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,322 OKAY? 503 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:56,092 AND I'M ALREADY WALKING ON THE EDGE. 504 00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:59,195 SO JUST... DON'T. 505 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:23,920 IS IT JUST ME, OR DID MY BED JUST GET, LIKE, 25 FEET FURTHER FROM THE BATHROOM? 506 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:28,625 DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT, HUH? 507 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,292 HERE. 508 00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:31,461 USE THIS. 509 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,434 THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS PARK MY TRAY OUTSIDE THE CAN. 510 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,940 NURSE DAN CAME BY. 511 00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:46,209 SAID YOU'RE MOVING TO ROOM 507. 512 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:50,112 IT'S A NICE ROOM. GREAT VIEW OF THE CAFETERIA. 513 00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:53,149 I REMEMBER WATCHING PEOPLE ENJOY SOLID FOODS. 514 00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:55,284 I WAS ON JELL-O THAT MONTH. 515 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,935 DON'T YOU EVER GET TO THE POINT 516 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,172 WHERE YOU JUST WANT TO YELL, "STOP." 517 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,707 "PULL OUT THE TUBES." 518 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,376 "BRING ME A BIG MAC." 519 00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:23,880 "LET ME JUST ROLLERBLADE IN THE RAIN AND GET SOAKED"? 520 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:29,085 [SIGHS] DON'T YOU EVER GET TO THAT PLACE? 521 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,358 EVERY DAY. 522 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,364 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR THAT STUPID HAT? 523 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,633 YOU'RE NOT EVEN BALD. 524 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:47,704 DEPENDS ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE. IF YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME I'M BALD. 525 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:50,106 IT GROWS BACK EVENTUALLY. 526 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,913 I'M SO NOT INTO LOOKING LIKE MR. BUBBLE. 527 00:36:56,982 --> 00:37:02,619 THAT'S NOTHING. WAIT TILL PEOPLE ON THE STREET START STARING. 528 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:07,190 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I WISHED I WAS PACKING A HIGH-POWERED SQUIRT GUN 529 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:09,993 FILLED WITH CHINESE DUCK SAUCE. "HEY, YOU." 530 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,061 "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? BAM!" 531 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,668 NICE SHOT. [LAUGHS] 532 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,437 WHAT HAPPENED TO "TURN THE OTHER CHEEK?" 533 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:25,975 DAVID CARRIED A SLINGSHOT. 534 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,911 FIRST BOOK OF SAMUEL, CHAPTER 17. 535 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:33,082 WERE YOU ALWAYS INTO THAT RELIGIOUS STUFF? 536 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,289 I WENT TO CHURCH MOSTLY TO SLEEP. 537 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,959 BUT... 538 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:47,463 THINGS CHANGE. 539 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:49,966 I KNOW YOU THINK A PRAYER CIRCLE 540 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:53,670 IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH DRINKING YOUR OWN URINE. 541 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:56,339 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 542 00:37:56,408 --> 00:38:00,877 I GO 'CAUSE IT GIVES ME ONE LESS HOUR 543 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,980 IN THE DAY TO THINK ABOUT BEING SICK. 544 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,549 HERE'S THE THING. 545 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:10,052 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF GOD'S GONNA BE THERE FOR ME 546 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,154 IN THE END. 547 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,457 I'M JUST TRYING TO COVER ALL THE BASES. 548 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,801 WHOA. 549 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:28,838 LUCKY DAY. CHANNEL NINETY IS SHOWING THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. 550 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:32,141 RIGHT NOW. YOU INTO IT? 551 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,779 I'M EASY. 552 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,225 THIS IS HIGHER THAN YESTERDAY. 553 00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:51,027 I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. 554 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,095 HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS? 555 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,666 - WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? - NEVER MIND WHERE I GOT IT. 556 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:59,902 ROMANCING A FELLOW PATIENT IS AGAINST THE RULES. 557 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,171 DID SHE GIVE THAT TO YOU? 558 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,940 - WHO ELSE HAS READ IT? - CALM DOWN. 559 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:07,276 YOU'RE ABOUT TEN POINTS SHORT OF A STROKE. 560 00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:08,778 SHE NEVER READ IT. 561 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,914 FORTUNATELY, I WAS IN THE ROOM CHANGING AN IV BAG 562 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,983 WHEN YOU SHOVED IT UNDER THE DOOR. 563 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:16,853 SHE NEVER READ THE LETTER. 564 00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:24,994 HEY. 565 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,796 - DID SHE SAY ANYTHING? - WHO? 566 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:30,366 WHO? ASHLEY NUMBER ONE. 567 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:33,736 HEY. WHY WERE YOU SO QUIET DURING DINNER? 568 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:39,075 EVERY TIME SHE TALKED TO YOU, YOU JUST BURIED YOUR HEAD IN THE BROCCOLI. 569 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:41,243 SHE NEVER GOT THE LETTER. 570 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,546 - NURSE GRETCHEN INTERCEPTED IT. - WHAT? 571 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:46,282 DOESN'T MATTER. IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT ANYWAY. 572 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:47,951 OKAY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 573 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:51,955 YOU LIKE SOMEONE. YOU FIND OUT THEY'RE NOT SHALLOW. 574 00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,824 CLEARLY, SHE'S ATTRACTED TO YOU. 575 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,960 - I DON'T WANT HER TO BE ATTRACTED. - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 576 00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,698 BECAUSE I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO ME. 577 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:05,935 IF I CAN'T GET NAKED IN FRONT OF MYSELF, 578 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:10,507 I SURE AS HELL CAN'T DO IT IN FRONT OF ANYONE ELSE. 579 00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:19,816 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I MEAN, 580 00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:23,319 IT WON'T HAPPEN. CAN'T HAPPEN. 581 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,221 SO... 582 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:31,327 I MAY SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE LOOKING LIKE THIS. 583 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:34,296 YOU MIGHT. 584 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:40,036 YOU MIGHT NOT. 585 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,373 SUGAR, THIS IS A HUGE STEP. 586 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,476 IS IT? 587 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:51,814 THINK OF WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU CHECKED IN. 588 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:54,416 GOD, THINK OF WHERE I WAS. 589 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:58,154 SUGAR, THREE DAYS AGO I WAS AVOIDING ALL OF MY FEELINGS. 590 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,359 - ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW? - WHAT? 591 00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:06,563 I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL, BROOKE, 592 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:10,099 BUT WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR TIME IN HERE 593 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,268 TO TAKE CARE OF ME? 594 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,504 YOU SHOULD BE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF. 595 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:20,076 DON'T PUT YOURSELF ABOVE IT ALL, LOOKING DOWN. 596 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,845 I AM NOT LOOKING DOWN. 597 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:28,250 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE NOT DOWN, 598 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:31,721 BUT YOU ARE LOOKING THROUGH THIS GLASS WALL 599 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,757 THAT YOU BUILT TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM GETTING CLOSE. 600 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,030 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 601 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:45,101 BUT YOU USE GLASS BRICKS. 602 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:49,839 AND I USE WHATEVER... 603 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,341 I CAN PUT IN MY MOUTH. 604 00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:00,850 LOOK, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 605 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,853 IT TAKES TIME, RIGHT? 606 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,823 YOU CAN'T KILL GODZILLA WITH A FLY SWATTER. 607 00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:09,692 RIGHT. 608 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,202 - [MAN #1] OKAY, ON THREE. ONE, TWO... - [MAN #2] GOT IT? 609 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,971 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - [MAN #1] LET'S GO. 610 00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:26,175 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 611 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,443 WHERE'S HE GOING? 612 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,815 - TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE TAKING HIM. - I.C.U. 613 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:36,118 HE HAD A BAD REACTION TO A DRUG COMBINATION. GET BACK TO BED. 614 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:39,689 - I WANT TO GO WITH HIM. - BACK TO YOUR ROOM, HARRISON. 615 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:40,789 PLEASE. 616 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:45,728 PRAY FOR ME, DUDE. 617 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,646 HARRISON? 618 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:11,954 WHAT'S WRONG? 619 00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:52,428 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK 620 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:56,398 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE 621 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,768 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE 622 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,072 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY 623 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,377 ♪ OOH LA LA LA LA 624 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,985 ♪ OOH LA LA LA LA ♪