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♪ I'LL HAVE A BLUE CHRISTMAS
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♪ WITHOUT YOU
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♪ I'LL BE SO BLUE...
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[MARY CHERRY]
REMEMBER HOW I INVITED
EVERYBODY TO MY HOLIDAY VILLA
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WHERE SHANIA TWAIN WOULD
SERENADE US WITH SECULAR
CHRISTMAS SONGS
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WEARING SLUTTISH
AND INAPPROPRIATE OUTFITS?
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- YEAH.
- WELL, FORGET IT.
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I CAN'T JET SET AND EAT
SUCKLING PIG WITH SHANIA
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WHILE JOE SPENDS THE HOLIDAY
RECEIVING RED AND GREEN JELL-O
THROUGH AN IV DRIP.
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HEY, GUYS.
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- HEY.
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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NOTHING, JUST A CASE
OF THE CHRISTMAS BLUES.
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- WHERE'S BROOKE?
- SHE'S GETTING TESTED
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TO SEE IF SHE'S
A BONE MARROW MATCH.
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HARRISON'S DRUGS AREN'T WORKING,
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AND THE DOCTORS THINK
THAT A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT
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MAY BE HIS BEST SHOT
AT BEATING HIS LEUKEMIA.
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ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE MOST
PAINFUL OPERATIONS THERE IS?
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WHAT'S MORE PAINFUL,
GETTING PROBED BY A NEEDLE
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS,
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OR POSSIBLY LOSING SOMEONE
THAT YOU CAN'T REPLACE?
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[BOTH] WORD.
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I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT,
HARRISON.
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IT'S THE UGLIEST, CHEAPEST-ASSED
TREE I'VE EVER SEEN.
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OKAY.
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BEST A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS MOMENT.
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WHEN LINUS COMES OUT
AND RECITES
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HIS "MEANING OF CHRISTMAS"
SPEECH.
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HANDS DOWN.
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BEST CHRISTMAS MOMENT
IN YOUR OWN LIFE?
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I WAS EIGHT.
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OBSESSED WITH LITTLE LEAGUE.
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I SUCKED.
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BUT I WANTED
TO BE GOOD SO BADLY.
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I'D BEEN PESTERING
MY DAD FOR MONTHS
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FOR A SPALDING GLOVE,
A BATTING TEE.
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THEN I CAME DOWNSTAIRS
THAT MORNING...
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AND THERE THEY WERE,
UNDER THE TREE.
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THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS,
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WHAT?
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I ASKED MY DAD,
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"COULD WE GO TO THE PARK NOW?
I WANT TO PRACTICE."
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AND HE SAYS,
VERY UNLIKE HIM,
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"SURE, SON."
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HE TOOK ME OUT THERE
IN MY PAJAMAS,
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AND WE PLAYED
UNTIL DINNERTIME.
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THAT WAS A GREAT DAY.
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OKAY. YOUR TURN.
BEST CHRISTMAS.
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I WAS TEN.
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MY SISTER WAS 12.
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MY DAD DIED WHEN I WAS A BABY,
SO IT WAS ALWAYS MY MOM AND US.
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SHE WORKED THREE JOBS,
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BUT EVERY CHRISTMAS MORNING,
WE'D WAKE HER UP AT DAWN.
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- OH.
- FIRST, WE'D UNWRAP OUR GIFTS.
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THIS ONE YEAR,
SIX YEARS AGO,
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WE DECIDED
TO CHANGE THE TRADITION.
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- WHAT DID YOU DO?
- MY SIS AND I GOT UP EARLY,
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AND MADE WAFFLES IN THE SHAPE
OF THE STAR OF BETHLEHEM.
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IT'S RETARDED,
BUT IT'S EFFECTIVE.
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WE SERVED MOM BREAKFAST
IN BED,
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AND GAVE HER HER PRESENT.
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A DIAMOND RING.
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IT WAS CUBIC ZIRCONIUM.
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WE SAVED UP
AND BOUGHT IT OFF QVC.
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- I'LL BET SHE LOVED IT.
- YEAH.
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IT'S THE ONLY TIME
SHE EVER BROKE DOWN
AND CRIED IN FRONT OF US.
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SHE JUST HUGGED US, AND...
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ATE THE STAR OF BETHLEHEM
WAFFLES, EVEN THOUGH
THEY WERE BURNT.
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I THINK ABOUT
THAT MORNING A LOT.
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HEY, ARE YOUR MOM AND SISTER
COMING HERE FOR CHRISTMAS?
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'CAUSE RUMOR HAS IT,
THE CAFETERIA'S SERVING TURKEY,
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SO YOU KNOW
IT'S GONNA BE TERRIBLE.
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CLARENCE?
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CLARENCE?
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CLARENCE?
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QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
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HIS HEART STOPPED.
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AT LEAST THAT'S
WHAT NURSE DAN SAID.
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HE JUST COULDN'T TAKE
ANY MORE TREATMENTS.
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HIS BODY GAVE UP.
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HE COULDN'T FIND
A BONE MARROW DONOR, EITHER.
NO MATCH.
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I KNOW HOW HARD
THIS IS FOR YOU, HONEY,
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BUT I WAS TALKING TO
CLARENCE'S MOM THIS MORNING,
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AND SHE SAID, EVEN THOUGH
IT'S HARD LOSING HIM,
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SHE WAS REALLY THANKFUL
FOR THE TIME HE HAD.
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AND SHE SAID THAT
UNTIL HE GOT SICK,
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HE HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE.
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OF COURSE SHE SAID THAT.
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IT'D BE NICE TO BELIEVE IT,
BUT IT'S A LIE.
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NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE.
NOTHING MATTERS.
IT'S ALL RANDOM CRAP.
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HARRISON,
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WHAT ABOUT GOD?
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THAT PERSON
THAT I THOUGHT I MET
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WAS OBVIOUSLY JUST
SOME WHACKED ESCAPEE
FROM THE PSYCHO WARD, OKAY?
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I'LL NEVER PRAY AGAIN.
THAT'S JUST WASTED BREATH.
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YOU'RE BORN,
YOU SEARCH FOR A MEANING,
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AND YOU END UP
UNDERSTANDING NOTHING,
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YET FEELING LOTS OF PAIN.
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THAT'S IT.
THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS.
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AND, IN THE END,
ALL THAT'S LEFT OF YOU IS A BOX.
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A BOX FULL OF
MEANINGLESS MEMENTOS
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THAT SOMEBODY ELSE
HAS TO CLEAN UP,
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AND GET OUT OF THE WAY
FOR THE NEXT MEANINGLESS LIFE
THEY ROLL IN.
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UP AND AT 'EM, HARRISON.
BEDSORE PATROL TIME.
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COME ON. MOVE AROUND,
GET THE CIRCULATION GOING.
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- WHAT'S THE POINT?
- POINT IS,
YOUR BEST BUDDY HERE DIED.
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YOU FEEL BAD? I GET IT.
LIFE HAS TO GO ON, HARRISON.
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YOU HAVE TO GO ON WITH IT.
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- HE'D WANT YOU TO.
- WOULD YOU TRY IT FOR ME?
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OKAY.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL, BUDDY.
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WALK TO THE END OF
THE HALLWAY, THEN BACK.
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I'LL HELP YOU.
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- I CAN'T DO IT.
- YOU HAVE TO.
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- JUST THINK OF IT AS...
- ...A METAPHOR FOR
THE JOURNEY I'M ON.
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THE JOURNEY STARTS WITH
A SINGLE STEP.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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IT'S BULL.
THE JOURNEY MEANS NOTHING.
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- TAKE ME BACK TO MY ROOM.
- HARRISON.
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- PLEASE TRY.
- I AM TIRED, OKAY?
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AND I HURT,
AND MY FRIEND IS GONE.
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AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
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I HURT,
AND I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
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IT'S OKAY.
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TRY AGAIN LATER.
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YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS
TOO LATE, DAD.
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WHAT BROUGHT YOU BACK?
GUILT?
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THE FACT THAT YOU WALKED OUT
ON MOM AND ME AND NEVER
SENT A DIME?
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I HATE YOU. I HATE
THAT YOU MISSED EVERY CHRISTMAS
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I EVER HAD.
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I HATE THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE
WHEN I'M SICK.
NOT EVEN A CARD, DAD.
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I KNOW YOU HAVE
ANOTHER KID NOW.
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YOU PLAY CATCH WITH HIM?
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT STORY
I MADE UP FOR CLARENCE?
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GOOD ONE, RIGHT? YOU NEVER
PLAYED BALL WITH ME,
NEVER EVEN GOT ME A GLOVE.
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I HAD TO MAKE UP
THE WONDERFUL TIMES IN MY LIFE.
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY.
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[DISTANT GIRLS' VOICE] HARRISON,
WAKE UP, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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[LILY] HARRISON...
YOU LOOK GREAT.
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THANKS, ZUZU.
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- WHY DOES HE KEEP
CALLING ME ZUZU?
- 'CAUSE HE'S DELIRIOUS.
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[CARMEN] IT'S THE DRUG THERAPY.
JUST BE YOURSELF.
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[SPEAKING LOUDLY] HARRISON,
IT'S ME, ZUZU.
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I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
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BUDDAH BEADS.
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A POSITIVE HARBINGER
OF CHANGE.
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I'M JUST GONNA STICK THEM
IN YOUR ROBE POCKET
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SO THE ENERGY RADIATES
THROUGH YOUR CHAKRAS.
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YOU ARE ONE WEIRD,
GENEROUS CHICK.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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WE GOT THAT
AT AN ANTIQUE SHOP.
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THE BEST PART IS WE GOT
EIGHT OF THE LITTLE FURBALLS,
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AND NAMED THEM
AFTER EACH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS.
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YOU CAN LOOK OVER,
AND WHEN YOUR FRIENDS
AREN'T HERE,
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IN A WEIRD WAY THEY ARE.
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[BROOKE] HARRISON...
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NEITHER OF US
IS A BONE MARROW MATCH.
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BUT WE HAVEN'T GIVEN UP.
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WE PUT UP FLYERS,
AND WE CREATED A WEBSITE.
WE'RE GONNA FIND SOMEONE.
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WHERE'S THE CLARENCE HAMSTER?
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HE'S MY FRIEND TOO.
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RIGHT.
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HE'S GONE,
AND INSTANTLY FORGOTTEN.
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[HARRISON] WHEN PEOPLE DIE,
IT'S JUST LIKE
THEY WERE NEVER HERE.
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- IT'S INEVITABLE.
- [SAM] WE'RE SORRY.
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WE WILL GO OUT RIGHT NOW
AND GET THE CLARENCE. OKAY?
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I THINK I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE.
YOU GUYS GO HOME.
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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[CLARENCE] I WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF I WERE YOU.
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HEY. THIS ISN'T
LIKE SUPERMAN COMICS.
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YOU DON'T JUMP AND FLY,
MY FRIEND.
YOU JUMP, YOU GO SPLAT.
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CLARENCE?
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- IS THAT YOU?
- YEP.
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I SKIPPED THE CREMATION.
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YOU'RE NOT HERE.
YOU'RE DEAD.
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- THE MEDICINE'S
MAKING ME HALLUCINATE.
- NO, HARRISON, I'M REAL.
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I'M YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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WELL, KINDA.
I'M AN ANGEL IN TRAINING.
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I DON'T GET MY WINGS
UNLESS I SAVE YOU, SO...
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FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T DO
ANYTHING STUPID AND RUIN
MY CAREER.
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DON'T TALK ME OUT OF IT.
I'M CAUSING TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
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MY FRIENDS ARE A WRECK.
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MY MOM'S GOING BANKRUPT
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BECAUSE SHE CAN'T PAY
THE MEDICAL BILLS
THE LOUSY HMO WON'T COVER.
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IS ALL THIS DRAMA STEMMING
FROM THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T
GET A HAMSTER?
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- 'CAUSE I'M NOT
TAKING IT PERSONALLY.
- YOU SHOULD.
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DON'T YOU GET IT, CLARENCE?
NOBODY MATTERS.
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GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
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- LET'S SEE A MOVIE.
I'LL BUY A HAMSTER.
- STAY AWAY.
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE
A BONE MARROW MATCH.
I'M GONNA DIE ANYWAY,
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IN A MATTER OF WEEKS.
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- I JUST WANT TO CUT
TO THE INEVITABLE.
- LISTEN, BUDDY,
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I GOTTA WARN YOU, THERE ARE
CONSEQUENCES TO FALLING.
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WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?
I'D BE BETTER OFF DEAD.
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I WISH...
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I WISH I WERE NEVER BORN.
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CLARENCE?
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WHERE AM I?
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I JUMPED.
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- BUT I'M NOT...
- DEAD?
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NO. HOW COULD YOU BE?
YOU WISHED YOU WERE NEVER BORN,
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AND YOU WEREN'T.
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- WHAT CITY ARE WE IN?
- LOS ANGELES.
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THE YEAR'S 2012. TWELVE YEARS
FROM WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.
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I KNEW IT.
I'M HALLUCINATING.
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SEE, IT DOESN'T SNOW
IN LOS ANGELES.
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IT DOES NOW.
YEAR ROUND.
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YOU'RE LYING.
THIS IS A DREAM.
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I USED TO EXIST ONCE.
I CAN...
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ZUZU'S BUDDHA BEADS
AREN'T THERE, ARE THEY?
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DUDE, JUST TRUST ME ON THIS.
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YOU NEVER HAPPENED.
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THIS USED TO BE CHRISTMAS LANE,
DIDN'T IT?
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YES, UNTIL ENTREPRENEUR
APRIL TUNA BOUGHT IT
FIVE YEARS AGO,
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AND TURNED IT INTO
A FISH MARKET.
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APRIL TUNA,
A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN?
214
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,848
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- YOU NEED TO TRUST.
215
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,753
YOU NEED TO SEE
THE IMPACT ONE PERSON
CAN MAKE ON THE WORLD.
216
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,357
LISTEN, MINIMUM WAGE EARNERS,
I WANT THOSE MACKERELS
GUTTED QUICKER.
217
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,259
TIME IS MONEY, GOT IT?
218
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:39,030
MOVE, OR YOU'LL BE FORCED
TO SEND YOUR TODDLERS TO
MY FISH EMULSION SHOP
219
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,764
TO KEEP FOOD ON YOUR TABLES.
220
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,168
- HOW DID SHE GET THIS WAY?
- ASK HER YOURSELF.
221
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:57,047
- YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.
- APRIL, IT'S ME. IT'S HARRISON.
222
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,083
I DON'T KNOW ANY HARRISONS.
SCRAM.
223
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,586
YOU'RE SO CRUEL TO PEOPLE.
DIDN'T YOU LEARN SKILLS
224
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,922
WHEN YOU WERE
STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT?
225
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,924
WHAT IS THIS?
CANDID CAMERA?
226
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:10,694
I DIDN'T WIN THAT RACE.
THE YEAR I RAN FOR PRESIDENT,
BROOKE McQUEEN WON,
227
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:14,965
CAUSING ME WEEKS OF COLITIS
AND DASTARDLY DESTROYED HOPES.
228
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,701
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
NOSY BUTT-FACED STRANGER,
229
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,737
I HAVE AN EMPIRE TO RUN.
230
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,709
SEE THE EFFECT A MAN CAN HAVE
ON ANOTHER PERSON, HARRISON.
231
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,845
WHEN YOU WITHDREW FROM THE RACE,
YOU CAUSED BROOKE TO WITHDRAW.
232
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,013
APRIL FINALLY GOT HER MOMENT
IN THE SUN.
233
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,584
HER RUTHLESS AMBITION WAS
CLEANSED FOREVER WHEN
SHE TASTED POWER.
234
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,819
SHE DIDN'T NEED TO
SEEK IT OUT AS AN ADULT
235
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,922
AND MAKE OTHERS PAY
FOR HER HIGH-SCHOOL DEFEAT.
236
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,624
THIS IS STUPID.
237
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,528
IF I HAD AN EFFECT ON ANYBODY,
MY ACTIONS WERE SMALL.
238
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,996
THEY WERE NEVER HEROIC ENOUGH
TO CAUSE CHANGE.
239
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,399
A MAN OR A WOMAN NEVER KNOWS
240
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,169
WHAT THE LATER EFFECTS
OF THEIR SMALL ACTIONS WILL BE.
241
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,971
I WAS JUST A TEENAGER.
I COULDN'T AFFECT ANYBODY.
242
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:57,341
WHO WE ARE AS ADULTS
IS DETERMINED BY
WHO WE ARE AS TEENAGERS.
243
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,944
FOR INSTANCE, A PROMISCUOUS
TEEN WILL OFTEN BECOME
A FULL-ON WHORE
244
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,147
ONCE THEY REACH ADULTHOOD.
245
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,659
MARY CHERRY AND NICOLE
ARE WHORES?
246
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,596
- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- FOLLOW ME.
247
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,569
- LADIES.
- HEY, FELLAS. WANT A DATE?
248
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,638
DIME A DANCE?
249
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,308
MY, MY, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
OURSELVES A BIG SPENDER.
250
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,511
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND
A DIME, I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED.
251
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,614
YEAH, WE USUALLY CHARGE A PENNY.
WE'RE WORTH EVERY CENT.
252
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:40,418
HUSH YOUR MOUTH, OKAY?
I NEEDS THE EXTRA NINE BRASS.
253
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,786
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH,
254
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,255
AND THAT'S GONNA COST PLENTY
OF DEAD PRESIDENTS.
255
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:49,693
MARY CHERRY, NICOLE. STOP THIS.
IT'S ME. IT'S HARRISON.
256
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,596
- HARRISON WHO?
- HARRISON JOHN.
257
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:57,000
THE ONLY PART OF THAT
THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
IS THE "JOHN" PART.
258
00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,338
HAND OVER THAT PENNY.
I'VE GOT FIVE CRACK BABIES
TO FEED.
259
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,640
DAMN, WOMAN.
PUT IN YOUR TEETH.
260
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,142
I'M SORRY, SUGAR DADDY,
I LOST THEM.
261
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:09,279
MARY CHERRY, I AIN'T GONNA
HAVE MY HO'S KEEPING LIKE
LEON SPINKS.
262
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,081
SUGAR.
263
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,484
- YOU'RE A PIMP?
- WHO ARE YOU? VICE?
264
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,753
NO, GOD, NO.
265
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,524
IT'S ME. IT'S HARRISON.
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
WITH YOU GUYS.
266
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:23,260
I NEVER SEEN YOU OR MET YOU,
AND I DON'T GIVE DISCOUNTS
TO FRIENDS OR FOES.
267
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,796
PAY THE FULL PENNY,
OR MOVE ALONG.
268
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,905
HOW DID THESE GIRLS
WITH BRIGHT FUTURES
269
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,975
TURN INTO TOOTHLESS,
PENNY-WHORES WITH MULLETS?
270
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,511
WITHOUT YOU, HARRISON,
SPECIFICALLY,
271
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,847
YOUR INTERACTION WITH HER
AT THE JUNIOR YEAR
SKATING PARTY,
272
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,284
MARY CHERRY NEVER FELT
THE TOUCH OF HUMAN KINDNESS.
273
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,454
SHE NEVER LOVED, OR FELT LOVE,
AND AS A RESULT,
274
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,891
SOLD HER BODY TO
EXPERIENCE AFFECTION
THAT CAN NEVER BE GENUINE.
275
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,228
WHAT ABOUT NICOLE?
I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT THIS.
276
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,729
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
277
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,632
NICOLE WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT
THIS WAY EVEN IF YOU HAD LIVED.
278
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,768
IF I TOLD YOU SKANKS ONCE,
I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
279
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,971
- NO WHORES IN TUNAVILLE.
- IF YOU'RE GONNA ROLL
YOUR LAST HOOK-UP
280
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,241
AND SKIM OVER TO THE REUNION,
LICKETY SPLIT, THINK AGAIN.
281
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,011
WE'RE ALL SHOWING UP TO REVEL
IN OUR ADULT SUCCESSES,
282
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,080
NOT BRAG ABOUT OUR STD'S.
283
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,215
DISPERSE.
284
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,151
REUNION?
WHAT REUNION?
285
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,487
SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND.
286
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,128
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
OUR TEN-YEAR HIGH SCHOOL
REUNION.
287
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,464
- PRAISE JESUS.
- PRAISE HIS NAME.
288
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,066
LILY'S A FUNDAMENTALIST?
289
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,768
WHY'S SHE WEARING THAT FUR?
290
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,503
LOOK AT THIS.
291
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,440
I HAVE SUCH FOND MEMORIES
OF THIS PLACE.
292
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,042
- HEY, JIM.
- THOSE YOUNG REPUBLICAN
MEETINGS
293
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,710
WERE A BLAST.
294
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,779
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
THAT'S NOT LILY.
295
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,181
WITHOUT YOU, LILY'D BE
A DIFFERENT PERSON.
296
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:55,218
A REPUBLICAN, FUR-WEARER,
A MOTHER AT 18.
297
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:59,390
MISTY DAWN, DID YOU
FIND THE BATHROOM OKAY, HONEY?
298
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,025
YES.
I HATE THIS PLACE.
299
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,462
I WANT TO GO HOME
AND PLAY WITH MY BARBIES.
300
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:08,132
REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND LILY
TRIED TO HAVE SEX
YOUR SOPHOMORE YEAR?
301
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,602
IT WAS THE MOST HUMILIATING
ENCOUNTER OF MY LIFE.
302
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,873
BUT THAT ENCOUNTER PROVED
TO LILY THAT SEX WAS SACRED,
303
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,541
NOT TO BE GIVEN AWAY.
304
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,244
WITHOUT THAT TURNING POINT,
SHE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT LESSON
305
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:25,115
UNTIL SHE WAS PREGNANT
WITH THIS EVIL TELETUBBY
AND IT WAS TOO LATE.
306
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,452
JOSH STUPIDLY IMPREGNATED HER
SENIOR YEAR,
307
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,722
AND THEY GOT MARRIED
INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE PROM.
308
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,491
WE'RE AT A REUNION NOW.
I TOLD YOU THAT.
309
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,529
AND WE ALSO TOLD YOU
THAT WE'RE PUBLIC PEOPLE NOW.
310
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,831
PUBLIC PEOPLE?
311
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,668
JOSH IS A JUNIOR CONGRESSMAN
FROM CALIFORNIA.
312
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,170
- OH, NO.
- BELIEVE ME, DUDE,
IT GETS WORSE.
313
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,775
BEING A PUBLIC PERSON MEANS
SMILING LIKE A PRETTY GIRL.
314
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,276
MR. ASS DADDY
WATCHES PAY-PER-VIEW PORN.
315
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:57,281
- MR. ASS. I'VE SEEN HIM.
- ONCE.
316
00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:00,183
I DID IT ONE TIME.
AND THEN I PRAYED.
317
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,522
LET'S PRAY FOR A FRIGGIN'
BUFFET.
318
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,957
REMEMBER, DON'T GET DADDY
IN TROUBLE.
319
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,459
THEN I WANT CANDY, AND TOYS...
320
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:12,262
WITHOUT YOU AS HER FAITHFUL
ACTIVISM SOLDIER,
321
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,964
SHE FELT ALONE,
322
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,101
AND DESPAIRED THAT SINGULARLY,
THE WORLD WAS UNCHANGEABLE.
323
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,836
SO, SHE ABANDONED HER ACTIVISM.
324
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,239
AND DROWNED HERSELF
IN FURS AND REPUBLICANISM.
325
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,608
- DID SHE PUSH
JOSH INTO POLITICS?
- YES.
326
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:29,980
SHE GAVE UP HER ASPIRATIONS
FOR ANOTHER.
ALWAYS A BAD ROAD TO TAKE.
327
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,716
SHE PUSHED HIM MERCILESSLY.
HE BECAME A CONGRESSMAN.
328
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,653
THAT'S HOW HE BECAME
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
329
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:37,320
- AW.
- WHAT?
330
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,356
IT'S TOO TERRIBLE,
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
331
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,759
NO, I HAVE TO KNOW.
PLEASE, SHOW ME.
332
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,696
WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE
WAR ROOM, HARRISON.
333
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,666
AND LOOK, THERE'S THE PERSON
WHO DESTROYS THE WORLD.
334
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:51,135
- JOSH ENDS THE WORLD? HOW?
- CHECK IT OUT.
335
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,637
I BROUGHT YOU FORWARD
TO THE MOMENT IT HAPPENS.
336
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,706
GOOD NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT.
337
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,476
I'VE COME UP WITH
OUR RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.
338
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:02,913
- COOL. WHAT IS IT?
- LET THEM EAT CAKE. [LAUGHS]
339
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,049
I LIKE IT.
I THINK IT'S THE BOMB.
340
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,685
OH, MY GOD,
I JUST NUKED RUSSIA!
341
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,019
IDIOT!
342
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,221
EVERYBODY, GET DOWN.
343
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,390
I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR ENDING CIVILIZATION?
344
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,926
I TOLD YOU, I HARDLY
SPENT ANY TIME WITH JOSH.
345
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,295
EVERY LIFE HAS
A SILENT RIPPLE EFFECT.
346
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,063
WITHOUT YOU TO KEEP HER
INTEGRITY,
347
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,900
A CORRUPTED LILY CORRUPTED JOSH,
AND THEN KABLOOEY.
348
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,768
YOU BLEW UP THE WORLD, MAN.
349
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,204
NO!
350
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:29,306
LOOK WHO IT IS.
351
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:34,477
- HEY.
- JOSH, LILY, MISTY.
352
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,648
MR. S, HI.
YOU REMEMBER JIMMY?
353
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,082
[LILY] YES, OF COURSE.
354
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:44,454
- HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON, JIM?
- GREAT. HAVE YOU
BEEN TO SANTORINI?
355
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,792
- [JOSH] NO.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
AS IS MY BRIDE.
356
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,029
SHE GOT MARRIED.
357
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,397
AND NOT TO ME.
358
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,301
DON'T YOU WANT
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
359
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,704
SO YOU CAN TELL ME
THEY GOT MARRIED BY
LITTLE RICHARD,
360
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,273
ALL ARRANGED BY THAT
MAID-OF-HONOR, BROOKE?
361
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:04,742
BROOKE
WASN'T AT THEIR WEDDING.
362
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,344
WHAT, DID SHE
HAVE A MODELING GIG?
363
00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:10,748
HARRISON,
BROOKE McQUEEN'S DEAD.
364
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,473
BROOKE.
365
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:39,242
SUCCUMBED HER SENIOR YEAR
TO HER EATING DISORDER.
366
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,846
SHE'S HAVING HER VIEWING
IN CHEMISTRY?
367
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:45,649
IT'S WHACKED, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S WHAT SHE WANTED.
368
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,155
[THINKING] OH, BROOKY,
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
369
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,992
YOU'RE THINNER THAN ME.
370
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,161
- I CAN HEAR THEIR THOUGHTS.
- IT'S A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU.
371
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,734
- SHE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
- IT'S THE DRUGS.
372
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:08,639
SHE STARTED HEAVY REEFER USE
THE DAY BROOKE DIED,
TO TAKE HERSELF AWAY.
373
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:11,475
THE PATTERN
OF SELF-MEDICATION CONTINUES,
374
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,310
LEADING TO DARK, TERRIBLE
TURMOIL.
375
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,545
NO, SAM'S NOT LIKE THAT.
376
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:19,783
AND BROOKE IS STRONG.
SHE'S TOO STRONG TO
EVER CAUSE ALL THIS PAIN.
377
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,953
TOO BAD YOU WERE NEVER BORN.
YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO PREVENTED THIS.
378
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,056
I CAN'T BEAR THIS ANYMORE.
I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THIS.
379
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,892
- OR HEAR IT.
- YOU LOST THAT CHOICE
WHEN YOU FELL.
380
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:31,128
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES
TO BE PAID.
381
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,234
THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN,
NOWHERE TO HIDE, HARRISON.
382
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,004
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS.
383
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,041
THIS HAPPENED WEEKS
BEFORE YOU FELL.
384
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:47,578
YOU WERE OUT COLD,
A BAD REACTION
TO A NEW DRUG THERAPY.
385
00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:51,515
BROOKE WAS STILL
IN THE EATING DISORDER CLINIC.
386
00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,217
DAD, I DON'T THINK
HARRISON'S GONNA MAKE IT.
387
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,954
DO YOU THINK HE WANTS TO LIVE?
388
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,122
WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?
OF COURSE.
389
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:01,091
EVERYBODY WANTS TO LIVE.
390
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,628
DO YOU, HONEY?
THE NURSES TELL ME
THAT YOU'RE HIDING FOOD,
391
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:07,764
THAT YOU'RE NOT COOPERATING.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DEATH WISH.
392
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,300
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
HE HAS CANCER.
393
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:13,971
HARRISON HAS FOUGHT
A TERRIFIC FIGHT.
394
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,907
IF YOU LOVE HIM,
YOU WANT TO HONOR HIM,
395
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,943
THEN YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION
TO DO THE SAME.
396
00:26:31,723 --> 00:26:35,826
IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT
THAT YOU CHANGED BROOKE FOREVER.
397
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:40,597
THIS WAS THE MOMENT THAT
SHE VALUED THE IMPORTANCE
AND SANCTITY OF LIFE,
398
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:43,467
AND STARTED TO GET BETTER
FROM HER PROBLEMS.
399
00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:49,206
IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU
WERE UNCONSCIOUS AND NEVER
KNEW THIS, ISN'T IT?
400
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:02,352
GET ME OUT OF
THIS DAMN FUTURE LOOP.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
401
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,654
NO CAN DO.
THERE'S SO MUCH LEFT TO SEE.
402
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,094
HEY, CARM,
I LOVE YOUR SHOES.
403
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,563
AND CONGRATULATIONS.
404
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,266
NOW BROOKY'S GONE,
YOU'RE CAPTAIN OF THE GLAMAZONS.
405
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,771
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.
406
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,672
SURE, YOU CAN.
407
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:26,109
I'LL HELP YOU.
408
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:30,080
NO. CARMEN CAN'T
BE CORRUPTED BY NICOLE.
409
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,849
CARMEN'S TOO SWEET AND NAIVE.
410
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,317
YOU AND BROOKE WERE ALWAYS
HER MORAL GUIDEPOSTS.
411
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,720
WITH YOU GONE,
THERE WAS ROOM FOR TEMPTATION.
412
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,456
DON'T LAY THIS ALL ON ME,
ANGEL WANNABE. WHAT ABOUT SAM?
413
00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:42,926
- OR LILY?
- LILY WAS HIDING
HER TEEN PREGNANCY.
414
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,963
SAM WAS OTHERWISE ENGAGED
WITH A BONG.
415
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:49,166
THE ONLY PERSON WHO TOOK ON
THE CAUSE OF CARMEN WAS NICOLE.
416
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,308
HI, CARMEN FERRARA.
WELCOME BACK.
417
00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,477
I THOUGHT I SMELLED FISH GUTS.
418
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:21,865
WHY AREN'T THEY SPEAKING
TO EACH OTHER? THEY'RE FRIENDS.
419
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,533
NOT WITHOUT YOU AROUND.
420
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,269
YOU ALWAYS FELT WEIRD BEING
SURROUNDED BY GIRLS,
421
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,272
BUT YOU WERE YOUR GROUP'S GLUE.
422
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,540
YOU WERE THE ONLY THING
THEY ALL HAD IN COMMON.
423
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,642
WITHOUT YOU, THEY DRIFTED.
424
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,014
HEY, YOU GUYS.
425
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,616
- I SAID HEY.
- WE'RE IGNORING YOU, SAM.
426
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:42,585
PERSONALLY, AS THE WIFE
OF A POLITICIAN,
427
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:45,588
I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH
SOMEONE HEADED FOR SCANDAL.
428
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:49,659
- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- [CARMEN] WE'VE
ALREADY SEEN THE MOVIE
429
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,764
MUMMY, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER,
AND WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
430
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:58,001
YOU GUYS ARE WRONG.
JIMMY IS MUCH BETTER
THAN HE USED TO BE.
431
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,837
HIS TEMPER'S CALMED DOWN.
432
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,638
HE BEATS HER, DOESN'T HE?
433
00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:06,476
- I'LL KILL HIM.
- A REMINDER, YOU DON'T EXIST.
434
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:10,114
I CAN SEE A BRUISE,
PLAIN AS DAY,
UNDER YOUR RIGHT EYE.
435
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:13,350
[CARMEN] TRY SOME OF MY COVER-UP
FROM MY COSMETICS LINE.
436
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,586
IT WILL EXPERTLY
MASK THOSE BRUISES,
437
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:18,188
IF NOT THE SHAME.
438
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,291
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOU GUYS ANYMORE.
439
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,331
WHY DOESN'T SHE LEAVE HIM?
440
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,566
WHY DOESN'T SHE,
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
441
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:32,970
FEAR MAKES
SOME PEOPLE RUN, OR JUMP.
442
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,904
IT ALSO MAKES OTHERS STAY.
443
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,478
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
I WANT TO DANCE.
444
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,113
I WANT TO GO HOME.
445
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,615
[SAM] YOU PROMISED
YOU WEREN'T GONNA DRINK.
446
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:47,584
[JIMMY] I SAID I WANT TO STAY.
447
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,221
OKAY.
448
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,698
IF I'D BEEN BORN,
COULD I HAVE PREVENTED THIS?
449
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:03,400
COULD I HAVE HELPED HER?
450
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:06,436
I CAN ONLY SHOW YOU YOUR LIFE
UP UNTIL THE POINT YOU JUMPED.
451
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:10,640
I CAN'T SHOW YOU WHAT
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF
YOU HAD LIVED LONGER.
452
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:13,176
- I MIGHT GET DEMOTED TO LIMBO.
- CLARENCE.
453
00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,081
PLEASE.
454
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,095
- WHERE AM I?
- THE YEAR 2003.
455
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,064
I'M GIVING YOU A SNEAK PREVIEW
OF WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE
456
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:38,335
IF YOU HAD LIVED, EVEN THOUGH
I'M GONNA GET SO BUSTED
FOR THIS,
457
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:42,272
- IF SHE FINDS OUT.
- I REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
CLARENCE.
458
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:47,777
- WHAT AM I DOING?
- IT'S SAM'S WEDDING DAY,
HARRISON.
459
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,713
YOU TOLD HER NOT TO MARRY JIMMY;
SHE TOLD YOU TO GO TO HELL.
460
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:54,151
- TYPICAL. SHE'S VERY STUBBORN.
- BUT YOU WOULDN'T GIVE UP.
461
00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:58,821
YOU SAID YOU WOULD WAIT
TWO BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE CHURCH.
462
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,691
THE WEDDING STARTED
FIVE MINUTES AGO.
463
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,795
SHE MARRIED HIM.
464
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,005
SAM.
465
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,574
[HARRISON] SAM.
466
00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:19,008
OVER HERE.
467
00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:20,377
SAMMY.
468
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,312
- [HARRISON] GET IN.
- SAM, WAIT.
469
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,013
[JIMMY] SAM, WAIT.
470
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,049
[MOTHER] SAMMY.
471
00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:28,751
[JIMMY] WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
472
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:33,423
IF I WOULD HAVE LIVED,
WOULD I MARRY HER?
473
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,225
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
474
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,894
OKAY. OKAY.
475
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:41,298
CHILL, I GOT IT.
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY.
476
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:44,201
SHE SAID TO TELL YOU
LIFE IS ABOUT FAITH
AND SURPRISES.
477
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:47,570
WHAT KIND OF ANGEL ARE YOU?
NO WINGS, HALF ANSWERS.
478
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:50,673
I TOLD YOU.
DUDE, I'M AN ANGEL SECOND-CLASS.
479
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,077
I DON'T GET MY WINGS UNLESS
I CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU MATTER.
480
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:57,580
NOW, I ASK YOU, BUDDY,
481
00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,850
HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO LIVE
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH SAM?
482
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,088
VERY EASILY, BECAUSE
I AM TIRED OF FALSE HOPES,
483
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:08,024
AND ALMOST WINNING.
YOU WON'T SHOW ME
WHAT HAPPENS WITH HER
484
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,360
BECAUSE I DON'T
GET TO MARRY SAM, DO I?
485
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,329
I NEVER GET THE GIRL.
486
00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:15,665
I NEVER GET THE BRASS RING.
IT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
487
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:19,202
WOW. YOU ARE ONE CYNICAL,
NEVER-BORN TEEN.
488
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,471
EARN YOUR WINGS
OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S MISERY.
489
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:23,906
I'M TIRED.
I'M GOING HOME.
490
00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:31,948
I'M LOSING HIM.
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
491
00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:34,417
[THUNDER]
492
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,053
I CAN SHOW HIM THAT?
AWESOME.
493
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:46,296
- WHAT IS THIS?
- PICK IT UP AND SEE.
494
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,636
WHY AM I HERE?
495
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:57,374
I HATE THIS PLACE.
I SUFFERED PAIN AT THIS PLACE.
496
00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,942
YES, BUT THIS IS
WHERE YOU HEAL, HARRISON.
497
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:03,947
I'M GONNA GO NOW.
498
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:07,450
BEFORE YOU DO,
THERE'S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD MEET.
499
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,910
- HI.
- HI.
500
00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:36,546
- EYE LEVEL.
- RIGHT.
501
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,451
DID YOU GET ME A NEW MITT?
YOU PROMISED.
502
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,755
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T...
503
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,668
YOU PUT MY NAME ON IT.
504
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,838
YEAH.
505
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,975
YEAH, I DID.
506
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,546
- BRUNO.
- THANKS, DAD.
507
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,150
DAD.
508
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,987
I'M A DAD.
509
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:20,857
WILL YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME?
510
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:23,627
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR,
SON.
511
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,962
GET OUT THERE.
512
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:38,841
AM I A GOOD FATHER?
513
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:44,046
THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR
YOUR CHILD ERASES THE HURT YOU
INHERITED FROM YOUR FATHER.
514
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:48,050
YOU FINALLY GET
THAT BRASS RING, MAN.
515
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,956
THEN AGAIN,
IT'S JUST IN THEORY.
516
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:56,459
A SNEAK PREVIEW
THAT CAN EASILY BE ERASED.
517
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,497
BRING HIM BACK HERE.
518
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:03,032
I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
I SAID I'D BE HERE FOR HIM.
519
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,967
BUT YOU NEVER EXISTED.
520
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:08,638
REMEMBER? WHICH MEANS
HE NEVER DID, EITHER.
521
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:11,608
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO
GO HOME, HARRISON.
522
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:20,883
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- MOM.
523
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,920
I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER.
I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS.
524
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:26,255
MOM, IT'S ME. IT'S HARRISON.
525
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,024
BEAT IT.
526
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:50,380
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
527
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:54,283
MISS McPHERSON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
528
00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:57,954
I WORK HERE, WISE GUY.
529
00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:00,890
YOU CAN'T WORK HERE.
THIS IS A HORRIBLE DIVE.
530
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:04,427
YOU LIVE IN A NICE HOUSE
WITH SAM AND BROOKE AND
MR. McQUEEN.
531
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:09,399
MR. McQUEEN IS IN A SANATORIUM.
HE HAS BEEN SINCE
HIS DAUGHTER DIED.
532
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:14,204
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU'RE SHIVERING.
533
00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:17,774
I'M COLD.
I'LL TAKE A HOT CHOCOLATE.
534
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,282
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
535
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,384
I'M IMAGINING THIS.
536
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:31,788
[CLARENCE] NO, YOU AREN'T,
HARRISON.
537
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:35,124
WITHOUT YOU, THE WORLD'S
A MISERABLE PLACE, ISN'T IT?
538
00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:37,794
I TOLD YOU THERE ARE
CONSEQUENCES TO FALLING.
539
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,163
TO WISHING
YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN.
540
00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:42,265
[BELL RINGS]
541
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:45,001
GOOD GOING, MAY.
CONGRATS.
542
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:49,406
- WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
- EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS,
543
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:52,074
AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS.
544
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,376
MAY TUNA'S BEEN WORKING
ON HERS FOR A WHILE.
545
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,656
- WHY ARE YOU
SITTING DOWN THERE?
- BECAUSE I'M MAD AT YOU.
546
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,992
- YOU'RE RUINING THE ONE CHANCE.
- TO GET YOUR WINGS, I KNOW.
547
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,861
NOT JUST THAT.
548
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,032
I DIED YOUNG, HARRISON.
549
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:20,903
I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO GROW UP,
OR BE WITH A GIRL.
550
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:25,542
HAVE A FAMILY,
TOUCH PEOPLE THAT I WANTED TO...
551
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,044
I WAS GONNA EXPERIENCE
ALL THAT THROUGH YOU.
552
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:34,351
- SORRY.
- DO YOU SEE
THE DIFFERENCE ONE PERSON
553
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,919
CAN MAKE IN THE WORLD?
554
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:40,957
YOU ACTUALLY HAD
A WONDERFUL LIFE, HARRISON.
555
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,458
AND YOU WERE WILLING TO
556
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:46,963
THROW IT ALL AWAY
WITHOUT EVEN FIGHTING FOR IT.
557
00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:52,736
THERE'S THE NUTCASE,
OFFICER GLASS. I'VE SEEN HIM,
558
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:56,105
SOLICITING WHORES,
TOUCHING FISH INAPPROPRIATELY,
559
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,875
BEING A PUBLIC MENACE.
ARREST HIM AT ONCE.
560
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,846
MISS GLASS, IT'S ME.
IT'S HARRISON.
YOU'RE MY TEACHER.
561
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,448
I HAVEN'T BEEN A TEACHER
FOR YEARS, SPARKY,
562
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,551
EVER SINCE MY TITILLATING
ACTIVITIES WITH MY BO GODFREY
563
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,853
GOT ME THROWN OUT
OF KENNEDY HIGH ON MY EAR.
564
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,556
REMEMBER THAT? YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO SAVED MISS GLASS.
565
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,592
JOSH AND SUGAR
WEREN'T SMART ENOUGH.
566
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:18,227
STOP SQUIRMING.
YOU'RE GONNA ROT IN THE CLINK.
567
00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,834
OW! OW! OW!
568
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:45,655
[HARRISON]
GOD, I KNOW I TOLD YOU
I'D NEVER PRAY AGAIN,
569
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,389
BUT NOW I AM.
570
00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:50,259
I'M SCARED.
571
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:53,830
PLEASE HELP ME.
572
00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:57,133
I WAS FOOLISH TO JUMP,
NOT TO FIGHT.
573
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:00,603
PLEASE HELP ME.
574
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:03,806
I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN.
575
00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,510
I WANT TO LIVE.
576
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,613
I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN.
577
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:14,384
[NURSE DAN] HARRISON?
578
00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:23,460
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
579
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,833
JUST GETTING SOME FRESH AIR.
580
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:32,101
WAIT. YOU KNOW MY NAME?
581
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:34,737
STOP MAKING JOKES.
582
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:38,374
WE'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR YOU ALL NIGHT.
583
00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:40,777
ZUZU'S BUDDHA BEADS.
584
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,013
ZUZU'S BUDDHA BEADS!
585
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,350
I'M NOT DEAD.
I'M HERE.
586
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,286
I'M ALIVE!
587
00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:54,524
I CAN FEEL THE MORNING SUN
ON MY FACE!
588
00:39:57,962 --> 00:40:01,764
- WERE YOU GONNA...
- JUMP?
589
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:03,733
NEVER.
590
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,002
NEVER, NEVER.
591
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,113
MERRY CHRISTMAS, HONEY.
592
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,650
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
593
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,785
YOU KNOW HOW WE
WERE GONNA CREATE
594
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:25,622
A BONE MARROW MATCH
WEBSITE TO FIND A DONOR?
595
00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:30,627
- WE WENT ONLINE LAST NIGHT.
- THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD SEE.
596
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,301
"STAN, BRENDON, MILO."
597
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:42,238
WHAT DO THESE NAMES MEAN?
598
00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:47,777
THOSE PEOPLE HAVE CANCER,
LIKE YOU.
599
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:51,614
BUT BECAUSE OF YOU,
THEY HAVE A CHANCE
OF GETTING BETTER.
600
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,984
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
601
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:57,419
OUR DONOR SITE GOT THOUSANDS
OF HITS LAST NIGHT,
602
00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:00,389
AND THREE PEOPLE
FOUND BONE MARROW MATCHES.
603
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,760
WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR SITE,
THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE.
604
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,096
BECAUSE OF ME?
605
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,167
THEY DON'T HAVE
A DONOR MATCH FOR YOU YET,
606
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,571
- BUT...
- BUT WE HAVEN'T GIVEN UP HOPE.
607
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:17,607
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
THAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
608
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,476
[NICOLE] SORRY, GUYS.
HOLIDAY TRAFFIC WAS A NIGHTMARE.
609
00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:23,345
- WE DONE OPENING PRESENTS YET?
- YES, AND YOU'RE LATE.
610
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,283
GOOD, THEN, HARRISON,
LET ME GIVE YOU MINE.
611
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:33,255
NICOLE, WHY ARE YOU WEARING
THAT?
612
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,627
I AM HARRISON'S
BONE MARROW MATCH.
613
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,729
I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY,
AND WAS GONNA BAG.
614
00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:43,065
PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY.
THEY CAN'T FORCE YOU TO DO IT.
615
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:47,737
IT'S A PAINFUL PROCEDURE,
AND...
616
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,943
I'M AFRAID.
617
00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:58,447
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
618
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,749
TALK ABOUT KARMIC PAYBACK.
619
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:04,420
NICOLE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
620
00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:07,123
YEAH, WELL.
621
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,491
IF I DON'T,
EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM
WILL KILL ME.
622
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,093
YES.
623
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:18,534
AND, ALSO, HARRISON,
624
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,202
I WANT TO.
625
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,555
OKAY.
WELL, LET'S DO IT.
626
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:48,931
HARRISON, WE FOUND THIS
UNDER CLARENCE'S BED YESTERDAY.
627
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,635
HE HAD A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FOR YOU, TOO.
628
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:16,292
[HARRISON]
"A POOR MAN WHO HAS FRIENDS
IS ALWAYS WEALTHY."
629
00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:19,395
"THANKS FOR THE WINGS, BRO.
CLARENCE."
630
00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:22,164
[BELL RINGING]
631
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:34,944
I FEEL AN ODE TO FRIENDSHIP
IS APPROPRIATE AT THIS TIME.
632
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,879
CHRISTMAS CAROLERS, HIT IT.
633
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:42,685
♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE
BE FORGOT
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♪ AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND
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00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:55,064
♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE
BE FORGOT
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♪ AND AULD LANG SYNE
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♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE MY FRIEND
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- ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE...
- LET'S GET YOU
SCRUBBED FOR SURGERY.
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WAIT, PLEASE.
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I'D LIKE TO WALK.
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00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:20,223
♪...BE FORGOT
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♪ AND AULD LANG SYNE
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00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:33,102
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE,
MY FRIEND
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00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:39,508
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE
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00:44:39,577 --> 00:44:45,547
♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP
OF KINDNESS YET
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00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:52,088
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
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♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK
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00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:14,310
♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE
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♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE
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00:45:17,781 --> 00:45:21,084
♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY
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♪ OOH LA LA LA LA
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♪ OOH LA LA LA LA ♪