1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,370 [CRYING] 2 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,009 HI ALICE COOPER, WHATCHA DOING? 3 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:12,344 PLUMBING THE DEPTHS OF MY PSYCHE. 4 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:16,348 NIC, I CAME HERE WITH A PROBLEM, AND I'M NOT LEAVING TILL IT'S SOLVED. 5 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,685 - TOO MUCH OLESTRA. - TOO LITTLE INSPIRATION. 6 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,354 YOUR IMMINENT BIRTHDAY HAS FACED ME WITH QUITE A DILEMMA. 7 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,524 I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH DO I FIND AN APPROPRIATE GIFT 8 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,426 FOR ONE AS STYLISH AS YOU? 9 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,995 I TRIED THE PRESIDENCY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,331 YOU NEED A BROTHER WHO'S A GOVERNOR. 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,899 RELAX, MARY CHERRY YOU ALREADY HAVE WHAT I WANT. 12 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,935 - THE GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP? - CASH. 13 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,471 THANKS. 14 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,142 NIC, HOW CAN I, MARY CHERRY, 15 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,378 REACH YOUR BLEMISH-FREE PLATEAU OF PERFECTION? 16 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,647 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET, LADY? 17 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,483 IT'S NO SECRET, MARY CHERRY. IT'S IN THE GENES. 18 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,285 I HAPPEN TO BE BLESSED WITH A DOUBLE HELIX OF EVA GLAMOUR, 19 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,821 THANKS TO MY MOTHER, QUEEN OF LOS ANGELES SOCIETY. 20 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,558 ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD CAN'T BUY WHAT NATURE GAVE ME. 21 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:02,093 IDENTITY SUCH AS MINE CAN ONLY BE INHERITED. 22 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:04,496 - [TOILET FLUSHES] - [GIRLS GASP] 23 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,331 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,935 EVER WHIZZED IN THE BOYS BATHROOM? SMELLS LIKE BOILED CHICKEN AND URINE. 25 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:13,605 THOSE TWO NOSTRIL-STINGING SCENTS I BECAME FAMILIAR WITH IN THE HOSPITAL 26 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,508 AND I'LL NEVER VOLUNTARILY SMELL THEM AGAIN. 27 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:23,014 - JOE. YOU LOOK SO... - UN-JOE LIKE. 28 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,350 AND YOU LOOK SO... 29 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,152 CONTAINED. 30 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,254 SAY HELLO TO THE NEW HARRISON JOHN. 31 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:32,223 BUCKLE UP LADIES, GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE. 32 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,395 - WHOA. - WHAT? 33 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,604 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE 34 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,273 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE 35 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:52,944 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS 36 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,147 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE 37 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,148 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE 38 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,418 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO THEN BABY 39 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,152 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED 40 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:04,289 ♪ WELL ME AND B 41 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:07,125 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS 42 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:16,601 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 43 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:28,246 [NIC] YOU ARE BOOKED FOR AN ASTROLOGICAL APPOINTMENT AT MADAME LOUISE BUMUEL'S. 44 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:32,451 THIS IS SUCH A COOL BIRTHDAY GIFT. I ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MY CHART DONE. 45 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:36,488 WE HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME TOGETHER AND AFTER WHAT YOU DID FOR HARRISON 46 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:40,091 I THOUGHT GETTING OUR CHARTS READ WOULD BE A GREAT WAY FOR US TO RECONNECT. 47 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,394 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY READ YOUR STARS AND STUFF, 48 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,564 IT HELPS FLUSH OUT YOUR CHARACTER TRAITS. 49 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:49,300 A GOOD CHART READING CAN LEAD YOU TO THE PERSON YOU WERE BORN TO BECOME. 50 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,436 I LOVE THAT. SO WHAT DO I NEED? 51 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:55,841 YOU NEED AN OPEN MIND AND THE EXACT TIME, PLACE AND DATE OF YOUR BIRTH. 52 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:59,744 DONE. I'M GOING TO ONE OF MY MOM'S POLITICAL TEAS TODAY, I'LL ASK HER THEN. 53 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,180 YOU ARE SO THOUGHTFUL AND SO DELICIOUSLY BLONDE. 54 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:04,716 - OH, COME ON. - AS ALWAYS. 55 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,664 [CLEARS THROAT] 56 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,000 OH. SEE YA. 57 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:27,472 - I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. - SHUT UP. 58 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,574 YO, MAN, WE'S GOT TO TALK. 59 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,677 - HEY JOSH. - WHAT? 60 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,014 YO, MAN. CAN WE TALK LATER? ALONE? IT'S KINDA PERSONAL. 61 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,049 YOU GOT IT, S.D. WE'LL HAVE LUNCH. 62 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,585 THAT'D BE GREAT BECAUSE LATELY, I FEEL LIKE... 63 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,055 YOUR ATTENTION'S BEEN ELSEWHERE. 64 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,225 - [BELL RINGS] - ON MY DRIVE IN THIS MORNING, 65 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:51,596 WHILE ENJOYING A TASTY BREAKFAST BURRITO AND THE STEVE HARVEY MORNING SHOW, 66 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,800 A WELL-TIMED CHUCKLE MIXED WITH A POORLY TIMED BITE 67 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,869 CAUSED ME TO SPEW HOT CHORIZO ALL OVER. 68 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,138 BOTTOM LINE, I SWERVED, MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP 69 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,907 AND I SUFFERED A STRESS FRACTURE IN THE COCCYX. 70 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,977 - [RINGSIDE BELL] - [KIDS LAUGH] 71 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:09,147 SINCE ON MY PALTRY SALARY, SUING THAT DAMN CHIHUAHUA 72 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:12,651 AND PAYING A MECHANIC ARE OUT OF THE QUESTION, I'M GONNA DIRECT MY WRATH 73 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,219 AT OLD, RELIABLE, YOU. 74 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,023 TODAY, MY LITTLE NO-NECKED MONSTERS, 75 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,761 WE WILL STUDY THE CHEMISTRY THEORY KNOWN AS "PISTON REFLEX". 76 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:26,598 IN ENGLISH, THIS MEANS WHILE I FIGURE OUT THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO DO NUMBER TWO, 77 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,467 YOU WILL FIX MY CARBURETOR. 78 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,706 - THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, CLAW. - [KIDS GASP] 79 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,209 SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, AND START GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH A LUG WRENCH. 80 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,811 SORRY, NO CAN DO. 81 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,180 SEE, YOUR REIGN OF IRRATIONAL TERROR IS OVER. 82 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:45,216 I FACED SOMETHING FAR SCARIER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN CONJURE. 83 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,753 WELL, SMELL THE TESTOSTERONE, KIDS. 84 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,823 SOMEBODY TIVO-ED A LOT OF WRESTLING WHILE THEY WERE AWAY. 85 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,325 - OOH. - LET ME REACQUAINT YOU 86 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,828 WITH THE STONE COLD TRUTH. 87 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,497 THIS IS MY CLASS, 88 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:03,467 I MAKE THE RULES, AND YOU WILL DO 89 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,037 AS YOU ARE... TOLD. 90 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:09,541 NO. I WILL NOT. 91 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,043 AND, NEWSFLASH. YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES. 92 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,846 THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DOES. OH, FYI, 93 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:18,082 IT FORBIDS THE CLASSROOM FROM BEING USED FOR COMMERCIAL VENTURES. 94 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,386 TRANSLATION, YOU CAN'T TURN THIS PLACE INTO A MIDAS. 95 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,788 THAT'S THE STONE COLD TRUTH. 96 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,491 AND, IF YOU TRY, I WILL PERSONALLY REPORT YOU TO THE SCHOOL BOARD. 97 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,529 YOU WILL BE FIRED AND I WILL PLAN A FIELD TRIP TO THE LOCAL TACO BELL 98 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:36,301 SO THAT THIS CLASS CAN SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR NEW CAREER VENTURE, 99 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,704 MAKING CINNAMON CRISPAS. 100 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,773 BUT... MY PINTO'S BROKEN. 101 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:47,112 WALK. JOG. YEAH, HI. IT'S CALLED EXERCISE. 102 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,514 AND BY THE SIZE OF THAT FRACTURED ASS, 103 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,916 I'D SAY IT'S TIME YOU LOOKED INTO IT. 104 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,318 [CHUCKLES] JUST GUESSING. 105 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,068 HEY, BRO. SO WHAT'S UP, MAN? 106 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,605 BRO, YOU KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SCORE A PLAYSTATION 2 FOR MONTHS? 107 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,240 YEAH, WHO HASN'T? THEY'RE... ELUSIVE. 108 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,646 LILY'S GOT ME INTO VOCABULARY. SHE'S REALLY ENRICHING MY IDENTITY, MAN. 109 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:27,551 WELL, BRO, I GOT NEWS THAT'S OFF THE HOOK, CHECK THIS OUT. 110 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,989 I MET THIS GUY, WHO HAS THE INSIDE INFORMATION AT TOY EMPORIUM... 111 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,258 - HEY, BABE. - HE SAID THERE'S GONNA BE... 112 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,159 HOW YA DOING? GOOD. 113 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:39,764 - WHY IS YOKO HERE? - YOU CAN TRUST LILY. SHE MY GIRL. 114 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,133 I THINK I'M INTERRUPTING GUY TIME. I SHOULD GO. 115 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,970 WAIT, N-N-N-NO. WE'RE JUST TALKING PLAYSTATION. 116 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,606 I PROMISE. NOW COME ON, SUG, SPILL. 117 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,509 ANYWAY, THE GUY SAID THEY EXPECT A SMALL SHIPMENT THIS AFTERNOON. 118 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,344 GREAT, WE'LL GO RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL, THEN. 119 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,113 - REALLY? - YEAH. 120 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:58,717 SO, PLAYSTATION 2. AREN'T THE SEQUELS USUALLY A DISAPPOINTMENT? 121 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,619 NAH, THIS ONE IS MUCH BETTER. 122 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,822 THE GRAPHICS ARE SUBJUGATE. 123 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,590 SUBLIME. 124 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:09,060 - VERY GOOD, SWEETIE. - NICE. SUBLIME. 125 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,963 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MAN, 3:00, OKAY? 126 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,798 BE SHARP, DON'T FORGET. 127 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,843 HEY, SEXY LADIES. GEORGE. 128 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,846 OKAY, HARRISON, WHAT'S GOING ON? 129 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,849 HALLOWEEN COMES IN OCTOBER. 130 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,485 THIS IS NO TRICK, DOLL. BUT IF YOU PLAY NICE, 131 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,286 YOU JUST MIGHT GET A TREAT. 132 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,092 GREETINGS, CONSTITUENTS. I COME TO YOU WITH A PLEA. 133 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,795 ONCE AGAIN THE MEDIA ELITE IS THREATENING FREE EXPRESSION. 134 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:47,331 MTV NEWS IS HOSTING A SUMMIT FOR HIGH-SCHOOL PRESIDENTS. 135 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,501 I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO WAX POETIC 136 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,203 ON THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY FROM A TEEN PERSPECTIVE. 137 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:55,306 HOWEVER, THEY REQUEST BUSINESS ATTIRE, 138 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,809 AND ARE REFUSING TO ALLOW ME TO WEAR MY TRIBUTE 139 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,378 TO COMMANDER TUVOK OF THE STAR FLEET. 140 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,947 THE FEDERATION OF PLANETS DEEMS IT BUSINESS ATTIRE. 141 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:06,384 WHY WON'T MTV? 142 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,553 I'M ALL FOR EXPRESSING YOURSELF, APRIL, 143 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,089 AND I APPLAUD THE ACTIVIST STREAK. 144 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,725 - I WILL GLADLY SIGN. - DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, GUYS. 145 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:17,061 IT'S BAD ENOUGH SHE'S A FREAK, DOES SHE HAVE TO TARNISH ALL OUR IMAGES ON TV? 146 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,163 HEY, APRIL. 147 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,532 YOU WERE ELECTED TO REPRESENT THE STUDENT BODY, 148 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,002 NOT TO WASTE IT'S TIME WITH MORONIC PETITIONS 149 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,872 SO THAT YOU COULD GO OFF AND PLAY STAR TREK WITH KURT LODER. 150 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,280 YEAH. 151 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,849 HEY, I JUST CALL 'EM HOW I SEE 'EM. 152 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,818 WELL, I'M GONNA GO SIGN HER PETITION. 153 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,987 GOD, HARRISON. CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF COMPASSION 154 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:46,057 PEOPLE HAVE SHOWN YOU, I'D THINK YOU'D BE A BIT MORE SENSITIVE. 155 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:49,828 SHE'S JUST GOING TO PUBLICLY EMBARRASS HERSELF AND THE SCHOOL. 156 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,797 TRUST ME, I WAS COMPASSIONATE. I DID THAT WANNABE A FAVOR. 157 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,638 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? - I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT. 158 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,240 WAIT, SAM. I DON'T WANT TO EAT ALONE. 159 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:05,076 GEORGE, IT'S TIME TO TAKE STOCK. 160 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:08,012 YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALMOST FOUR MONTHS AND YOU'VE ONLY BROKEN BREAD WITH ME. 161 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,750 THAT'S NOT TRUE. I'VE EATEN WITH LILY AND CARMEN. 162 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,684 - AND HARRISON... - AND ME? 163 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,688 IT'S ALWAYS WITH ME, TOO. FACE IT, BABY. 164 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,790 YOU ARE STARTING TO BE KNOWN AROUND HERE AS SAM'S BOYFRIEND. 165 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,293 NO WAY. PEOPLE KNOW ME FOR ME. 166 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,964 I'M THE GEORGE, THE QUARTERBACK. 167 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,268 FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER, GEORGIE. 168 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:33,638 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MINGLE? 169 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,722 - OKAY, NARCISSIST, WHAT'S GOING ON? - SIMPLE. 170 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:54,292 AFTER KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR I DON'T INTEND TO WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE. 171 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,695 FROM NOW ON, I'M TAKING CONTROL. I'M IMPROVING THE QUALITY OF MY LIFE. 172 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,831 BEING AN UNHOLY BASTARD'S AN IMPROVEMENT? 173 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,966 YOU SAY UNHOLY BASTARD, I SAY TAKE-CHARGE KINDA GUY. 174 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,868 - COLDHEARTED? - HONEST. 175 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,470 - SLEAZY. - SEXY. 176 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:11,176 YOU CAN'T DENY I'VE TAPPED INTO SOMETHING... PRIMAL. 177 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:15,513 COME ON. I SAW YOU CHECK OUT MY TIGHT ASS WHEN I WALKED AWAY AT LUNCH. 178 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,049 OH, STOP IT. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT. 179 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,485 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE... LIKE NICOLE. 180 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,054 IS THAT SO BAD? 181 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,456 SEE, THE THING ABOUT NICOLE IS, 182 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,992 SHE GETS RESULTS. 183 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,674 OH, JUST GREAT. YOU LOOK LIKE A RACCOON. 184 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,845 KITTY CAMPBELL'S TEAS ARE NOT A PLACE FOR IMPERFECTION. 185 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:50,815 SHE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUNDRAISING HAGS IN ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 186 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,753 REMEMBER, IT'S NOT JUST ME WHO'S BEING JUDGED, IT'S MY LIFE WHICH INCLUDES YOU. 187 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,554 NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, MOM. 188 00:10:56,622 --> 00:11:00,525 WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT DRESS? I SAID FORMAL. 189 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,762 BARBARA BOXER'S GONNA BE THERE AND I AM GOING TO NEED HER SUPPORT 190 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,397 IF I PLAN TO WIN THE SENATE SEAT IN 2004. 191 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,400 NEVER MIND. I BROUGHT YOU A STYLE SUPPLEMENT. 192 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:13,071 YEAH, MOM, I WAS WONDERING, MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP NEXT WEEK... 193 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,473 I'M WELL AWARE. YOU CAN HAVE THE AMEX FOR THE DAY. 194 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,444 THANKS, BUT I WAS WONDERING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 195 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,813 WHEN WAS I BORN? YOU KNOW, THE TIME, THE PLACE 196 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,383 I MEAN, EXACTLY. BROOKY AND I ARE GETTING OUR ASTROLOGICAL CHARTS DONE. 197 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,751 HOW NANCY REAGAN. 198 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,722 5:17 A.M. AT CEDARS-SINAI. 199 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,490 CEDARS? 200 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,226 DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME IT WAS A NATURAL CHILDBIRTH. NO HOSPITAL. 201 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,663 DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THAT CHEATING MAN'S MOUTH. 202 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,332 THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT RESTRAINING ORDER. 203 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,468 NOW, LET ME GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU. 204 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:48,139 HMM. [SIGHS] 205 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,943 IT'LL HAVE TO DO. 206 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,778 MOM, CAN I AT LEAST SEE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? 207 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:58,249 NICOLE. LET'S CONCENTRATE ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE. 208 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:02,253 NOW I THINK YOU NEED TO GO BACK ON YOUR DIET. THAT SWEATER IS A SMALL. 209 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,689 NO DAUGHTER OF MINE WILL EVER WEAR A MEDIUM. 210 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,970 YO, SUG. 211 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,771 SUG. 212 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,109 WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? I BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR. 213 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,146 SORRY, GOT CAUGHT UP WITH THE LITTLE WOMAN. WE WERE FRENCHING. 214 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,481 I 9-1-1ED YOU, MAN. 215 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,117 - FRIENDS DON'T IGNORE PAGES LIKE THAT. - I SAID SORRY. 216 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,719 SORRY'S NOT GONNA GET US A PLAYSTATION 2 NOW, IS IT? 217 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,822 THAT'S RIGHT. THEY'RE ALL GONE. 218 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,391 THERE'LL BE MORE IN. WE CAN CALL AROUND TOMORROW... 219 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,361 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 220 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,864 IT'S JUST... 221 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,432 - I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE. - DO WHAT? 222 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,001 THIS. YOU AND ME. 223 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,970 SUGAR, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 224 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,007 DON'T YOU SEE? IF YOU HAVE TO ASK... 225 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,978 I THINK WE NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME APART. 226 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,213 WHAT? 227 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,351 WAIT. DID WE JUST BREAK UP? 228 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,760 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 229 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:23,634 HARRISON JOHN, YOUR TURN TO THE DARK SIDE MAY BE COMPLETE, 230 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,704 BUT YOUR FASCIST ATTEMPT TO SNUFF OUT MY INDIVIDUALITY 231 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,473 WILL SOON BE BROUGHT TO A SCREECHING HALT. 232 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,543 LOOK AT IT. WITH THIS GROUNDSWELL OF SUPPORT, 233 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:36,280 I SHALL SOON BE ALLOWED TO PRESENT MY UNCENSORED SELF TO THE MTV NATION. 234 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:40,118 SO DON'T MESS WITH MY ITCHY PHASER, SORE LOSER. 235 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,687 LISTEN CLOSELY. YOUR DAYS OF PRESIDENTIAL PERKS ARE NUMBERED. 236 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,090 OH, AND LEST THERE BE ANY MISUNDERSTANDING, 237 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,625 THAT WAS A THREAT. 238 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,018 COME ON, SUG. THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MAN. 239 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,553 OH, I'M SORRY. 240 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,089 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 241 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,791 WHERE'S LILY? 'CAUSE YOU ONLY TALK TO HER. 242 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,593 FORGET IT. 243 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,904 SO, I WAS WONDERING, SUG, 244 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,107 MAYBE SOMETIME YOU MIGHT WANT TO... 245 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,610 I DON'T KNOW. JUST 'CAUSE FOOTBALL SEASON'S OVER DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T 246 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,012 YOU KNOW, STILL HANG OUT. 247 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,780 I JUST GOT THAT NEW PLAYSTATION 2... 248 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,782 - I'D LOVE TO. - REALLY? 249 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,484 - YEAH. - GREAT. 250 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,986 YEAH. 251 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,954 WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, THEN. 252 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,200 [BOY] HEY BROOKE. WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 253 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,137 NIC, WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER 254 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,507 I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED TO PULL A HEIST WITH YOU. 255 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,344 B, SINCE MY MOTHER'S LOCKBOX REQUIRES IT TAKES A THIEF PROWESS TO OPEN, 256 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,847 ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY SUSPICION THAT SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 257 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,850 AND I NEED TO KNOW. MY GUESS IS THAT THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE 258 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,288 WILL SHOW EVIDENCE OF SOME AMBITION-DASHING, MARITAL INFIDELITY. 259 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,291 YOU KNOW WHAT, NIC? JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 260 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,229 I MEAN, MAYBE SHE HAD A LOVE AFFAIR WITH BRITISH ROYALTY 261 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,997 AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY A PRINCESS. 262 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,000 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOUR MOM JUST CHANGED YOUR NAME TO JULIAN 263 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:41,872 FROM SOMETHING REALLY EMBARRASSING LIKE WELT OR MUNGET. 264 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,707 B... BROOKE... 265 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,816 - WHAT? - THIS CAN'T BE TRUE. 266 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,985 IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE. 267 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,224 YOU'RE ADOPTED? 268 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,161 HARRISON'S CHALLENGING MY ELECTION RESULTS. 269 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,995 HE'S TOYING WITH MY FRAGILE PSYCHE. 270 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,433 HE BELIEVES THE BALLOTS FROM THE WEST PALM BEACH EXCHANGE STUDENTS, 271 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,636 WILL DROP THE 2% TURNOUT WHO VOTED FOR ME. 272 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,905 [REPEATS] WHY? WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? 273 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,776 APRIL, CLEARLY HARRISON IS HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS. 274 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,178 I JUST WISH WE HAD ANSWERS FOR YOU. 275 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:24,182 WELL, SPAM, WISHES DO COME TRUE. 276 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,386 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH JOE. 277 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,855 THINK ABOUT IT. WHY WOULD HE SUDDENLY BECOME 278 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,491 A POWER-MAD, GUCCI-CLAD LOTHARIO? 279 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,794 IT'S SIMPLE. HE'S POSSESSED. 280 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:40,431 POSSESSED BY THE MARROW OF NICOLE JULIAN. 281 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,635 [DRAMATIC OPERA MUSIC] 282 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,204 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SUGGESTING THAT. 283 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,474 YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST ME HERE. NOBODY KNOWS NIC BETTER THAN I DO. 284 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,445 CLEARLY, OUR JOE HAS FALLEN UNDER HER SATANIC SPELL. 285 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,382 SAM, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 286 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,651 BUT THEY DID EXCHANGE GENETIC CODE. 287 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,521 THINK ABOUT THE CHANGES IN HIM. ALL I'M SAYING IS, 288 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,725 WE CAN'T RULE ANYTHING OUT, EVEN IF THE SOURCE IS QUESTIONABLE. 289 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,327 - AT BEST. - HEY. 290 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,329 ALL RIGHT. IT CAN'T HURT TO CHECK IT OUT. 291 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,897 LILY, CARMEN, COMPUTER LAB. DO SOME NET RESEARCH, 292 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,401 SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ANY DOCUMENTATION ON THIS. 293 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,069 MARY CHERRY, HELP THEM. APRIL, GO BUY SOME DEODORANT. 294 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,804 I'LL GO TO THE SOURCE HERSELF. 295 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,173 HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND NICOLE'S MEDICAL RECORDS, 296 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,776 AND WE CAN FIND SOME RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS. 297 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:36,887 S.D., JETER'S THE MAN. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN A-ROD? 298 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,589 NO WAY. ME, TOO. 299 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,659 THE MAN'S GOT THE GOODS. YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH FOUR RINGS. 300 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,327 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU KNOW? 301 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,029 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO LIKE KNIGHT RIDER. 302 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,399 LIKE IT? 303 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,502 - DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? - NO WAY. ME, TOO. 304 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,837 - WHAT. - DUDE, CHECK IT OUT. 305 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,140 THIS IS BAD. 306 00:17:56,209 --> 00:18:00,043 HEY, GEORGE, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 307 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,681 WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO ASK ME INSTEAD OF... 308 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,149 JOSH? 309 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,251 EASY, S.D. JOSH IS WITH LILY. 310 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,654 I GET ENOUGH OF THAT COUPLE STUFF WITH SAM. I MEAN, IT'S GREAT AND ALL, 311 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,291 BUT YOU'RE YOUR OWN MAN, I LIKE THAT. 312 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,693 TRUE DAT. 313 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,466 [MAKING SOUND EFFECTS] 314 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:30,108 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. ALL THESE YEARS I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE. 315 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,549 I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME TEA, OKAY? THE CAFETERIA'S STILL OPEN. 316 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,686 YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS, NIC. I'M HERE FOR YOU, OKAY? 317 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,656 THANKS, B. 318 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,066 SPAM, I'M WARNING YOU, 319 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,036 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A CRUSADE-OF-THE-WEEK DIATRIBES. 320 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,139 CHILL VENOMOUS ONE. YOUR RECENT GOOD DEED 321 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,707 THREW YOU UP A NOTCH OR TWO ON MY LADDER OF RESPECT. 322 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,043 I JUST NEED... WELL, I NEED ANOTHER FAVOR. 323 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,647 SO SUCKING A LITERAL MARROW OUT OF MY BONES WASN'T ENOUGH? 324 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,783 I NEED YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HARRISON. 325 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,853 YEAH, WELL, EASIER SAID THAN DONE. 326 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,456 - IS HE SICK AGAIN? - NO. NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 327 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:22,460 PHYSICALLY, HE'S FINE. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ODD GOING ON. 328 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,562 HE'S ACTING WEIRD. HE'S ACTING LIKE... 329 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,064 LIKE , UH... 330 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,066 PRETEND I'M GEORGE, SPAM, SPIT IT OUT. 331 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:32,136 HMM. HE'S ACTING LIKE YOU, NICOLE. 332 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,305 AND JUST WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN? 333 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,975 IT MEANS HE HASN'T BEEN HIMSELF, HE'S BEEN YOURSELF. 334 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,112 ENLIGHTEN ME, SPAM. DESCRIBE MYSELF. 335 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,315 NO, NO. COME ON. TELL ME WHAT I AM. 336 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,084 A FABULOUS DRESSER WITH A PENCHANT FOR PUTDOWNS? 337 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,187 A SOCIAL MACHIAVELLI WITH GREAT SKIN? 338 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,556 A COLD-HEARTED BITCH? NO, COME ON. 339 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,624 WHO AM I SPAM? WHO AM I? TELL ME. 340 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,495 CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? WANNA KNOW WHY? YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM. 341 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,897 NOBODY DOES, INCLUDING ME. 342 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,271 BAD NEWS, GUYS. I STRUCK OUT WITH NICOLE. 343 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,107 - WHAT DID YOU FIND? - MORE BAD NEWS. 344 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:13,744 - MARY CHERRY WAS RIGHT. - I KNEW IT. JOE IS POSSESSED. 345 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,114 GREAT. I'LL HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 346 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,316 SPARE ME THE DRAMA, JUST GIVE ME THE FACTS. 347 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,955 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. THIS STUFF ABOUT GRAFT VERSUS HOST DISEASE SAYS 348 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,726 THAT SOMETIMES THE STRONGER DONOR CELL WILL DOMINATE A RECIPIENT CELL, 349 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,894 TILL THE DONOR'S DNA CODE WINS THE BATTLE. 350 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,830 SAM, WE HAVE TO FACE THE FACT THAT 351 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,867 HARRISON IS STUCK WITH NICOLE INSIDE OF HIM. 352 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,869 FOREVER. 353 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:43,273 NOT NECESSARILY. THERE IS A SOLUTION. 354 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,210 I GOT TWO WORDS FOR Y'ALL. 355 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,579 EXORCISM. 356 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,284 [♪ HEART: BARRACUDA] 357 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,172 HEY, JOE. DID YA HEAR, 358 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,609 BARNEY'S IS MOVING THEIR ANNUAL TRUNK SALE TO THE NOVAK, SO... 359 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,812 SO WHAT? IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF OLD SALE ITEMS, NEVER ANYTHING GOOD. 360 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,914 OKAY, ALSO... 361 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,949 THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THERE 362 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,420 AND SOMEBODY DROPPED A BIG PILE OF CASH AND NOBODY'S CLAIMED IT. 363 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:33,524 - SO, QUICK, LIKE A BUNNY. - ALL RIGHT. 364 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,412 MARY CHERRY, THERE'S NOTHING HERE. 365 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,547 LOCK THE DOOR, CARM. 366 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,719 [LIP-SYNCHS TO SONG] ♪ YOU'RE GONNA BURN, BURN, BURN 367 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,855 ♪ BURN, BURN TO THE WICK 368 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,791 ♪ OOH, BARRACUDA ♪ 369 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,298 IN ADDITION TO EXPERIENCING MY BOUNDLESS WRATH, 370 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,167 EXPECT A STEEP DRY-CLEANING BILL. 371 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:21,438 TOM FORD DID NOT DESIGN HIS FASHIONS TO WITHSTAND ROPE BURNS. 372 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,474 MARY CHERRY, WHAT ARE YOU READING? 373 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:27,344 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, GIRLS. IT'S JUST THE DEMON JULIAN SPEAKING. 374 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:30,514 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MARY CHERRY PUT THAT THING AWAY. 375 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,016 HARRISON, WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 376 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,253 YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF A BIZARRE MEDICAL FACTOID. 377 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,122 - YOU'VE INHERITED A DOLLOP OF NICOLE. - REALLY? 378 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:43,027 SO, ENDLESS COOL MUST BE OUT OF THE REACH OF LITTLE OLD NERDY HARRISON. 379 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,029 - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? - NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT. 380 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,231 LOOK, WE JUST WANT THE OLD HARRISON BACK. 381 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,702 - REALLY? - YEAH. 382 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,504 DON'T TRUST IT, GIRLS. DON'T TRUST IT. 383 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,808 BACK OFF, BITCHES! YOUR ATTEMPT TO REACH THE OLD ME IS, 384 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,778 LIKE LILY'S INCESSANT CRUSADING, POINTLESS. 385 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:04,849 YEAH. FYI, MIDGET, AFTER YEARS OF YOU CRUSADING AGAINST JOCK CULTURE, 386 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,452 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU BETRAY YOUR CONVICTIONS FOR NOTHING MORE THAN 387 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,921 NICE ABS AND PORN STAR HAIR. 388 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,457 - OH, SCARED, CARM? - UH-UH. NO. 389 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,294 - HARRISON, STOP IT. - A DEMON CAN'T BE REASONED WITH, SAM. 390 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,797 MARY CHERRY, FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE IS NO DEMON. 391 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,231 - HEY, SAM. - WHAT? 392 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,667 GOT YOUR CELL PHONE? I NEED TO CALL RIPLEY'S. 393 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,303 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE BRAS THAT SMALL. 394 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,105 BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF HIM. 395 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:31,609 OKAY, IT SAYS HERE THE DORMANT SOUL MUST BE AWAKENED. 396 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,018 DEMON JULIAN, RELEASE THE JOE. 397 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,555 - [SNARLING] - THE POWER OF THE LORD COMPELS YOU. 398 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,957 THE... HELLO, GUYS, COME ON. 399 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,392 [ALL GIRLS] THE POWER OF THE LORD COMPELS YOU. 400 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:52,596 [REPEATING CHANT] 401 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,497 YOUR MOTHER SUCKS ROCKS IN HELL! 402 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:58,235 [UNINTELLIGIBLE RANTING] 403 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,871 BRAVO. 404 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,310 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES, 405 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,781 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL A PROFESSIONAL, OKAY. 406 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,619 I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW SWEET THOSE GRAPHICS ARE. 407 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,755 SO REAL YOU COULD SMELL THE SWEAT. 408 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:21,792 IN REAL LIFE, THERE'S NO WAY THE '98 VIKINGS COULD EVER BEAT THE '73 RAIDERS. 409 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,593 GUESS I JUST KNOW HOW TO WORK A STICK. 410 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,996 - AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. - HEY, GUYS. 411 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:30,167 COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A LOT OF FUN. 412 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:35,005 SO, HEY MAN, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD COME OVER AND PLAY SOMETIME? 413 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,676 SORRY, MAN. I ONLY GOT TWO CONTROLLERS. 414 00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,578 HEY, WE NEED TO GO TO THE STORE AND... 415 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,184 THANKS. 416 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,421 NIC. I'M SORRY. 417 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,024 THAT WAS THE FONTANA COUNTY COURTHOUSE. 418 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:58,295 THEY DON'T RELEASE ADOPTION RECORDS TO THE PUBLIC. 419 00:24:58,364 --> 00:24:59,964 FINE. 420 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,934 LOOK, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO THE BIRTH MOTHER IS, 421 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,669 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK YOUR CURRENT ONE? 422 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:10,140 NO NEED. IF SHE CAN KEEP A SECRET, I CAN SURE AS HELL UNCOVER IT. 423 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,844 I'LL JUST DRIVE TO GOD-FORSAKEN FONTANA AND BREAK IN. 424 00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:17,314 HOW'D YOU FIND YOUR MOTHER? 425 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:22,686 ACTUALLY, SAM FOUND HER. 426 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:25,122 BUT SHE HAD A LOT MORE TO GO ON. 427 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,225 A NAME, FOR STARTERS. 428 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:33,263 NIC, COME ON. JUST GO HOME AND ASK. DON'T YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 429 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,200 I DON'T KNOW, B. 430 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,773 YOU KNOW... 431 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,142 WHEN SAM FOUND MY MOM, 432 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,210 IT WAS CHAOS. 433 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,313 BUT IN THE END, 434 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:54,717 NIC, I WAS SO THANKFUL BECAUSE... 435 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:58,055 I DEALT WITH IT 436 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,490 AND I MOVED ON. 437 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,928 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 438 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,666 EASIER SAID THAN DONE. 439 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:15,805 THEN I WILL HELP YOU. FORGET THE ASTROLOGY, 440 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,341 IF YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM AND GET THE NAME, 441 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,844 WE'LL FIND HER. 442 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,647 EVEN IF WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO BRANSON, MISSOURI. 443 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:27,885 AND THAT WILL BE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO YOU. 444 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:32,155 CLOSURE. 445 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,157 [SPEAKING IN TONGUES] 446 00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:40,898 BEELZEBUB. 447 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:41,999 PLURIBUS UNUM. 448 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,537 - SOMEBODY HERE POSSESSED? - YEAH. 449 00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:55,245 - MARY CHERRY, WHY DID YOU HIRE HIM? - WELL, HE WAS THE ONLY EXORCIST 450 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,880 LISTED IN THE YELLOW PAGES. 451 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,482 PLEASE HURRY, FATHER, HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW. 452 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:05,288 SO, I TAKE IT YOU'VE TRIED THE WHOLE "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU..." 453 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,124 - HOLY WATER? - NO. 454 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,692 NO? NO. OKAY. 455 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:20,670 YOU GUYS, THIS IS A SCAM. THAT'S NOT HOLY WATER, IT'S EVIAN. 456 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,507 IT'S ALL THEY HAD IN DUTY FREE SHOPPING. 457 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,143 BUT I BLESSED IT IN THE PARKING LOT. 458 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,481 OKAY. NEXT STEP. 459 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,118 DEMON BE GONE. 460 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:37,988 [REPEATS] DEMON BE GONE. 461 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,494 WHOA. 462 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,900 WELL, I'M STUMPED. 463 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:52,970 RELAX, GUYS. I THINK I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 464 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:55,873 I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE WITH HIM. 465 00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:59,076 - TRUST ME. - [GIRLS] OKAY. 466 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,212 FATHER FRAUD, YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED. 467 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,849 NO SWEAT. I'LL CATCH A REDEYE BACK TO ROME. 468 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,118 ALL RIGHT, HARRISON. FUN TIME'S OVER. 469 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,287 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME... 470 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,090 AND GUESS WHAT, I KNOW YOUR SECRET. 471 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:16,526 AUSTIN. 472 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,031 YO, CHECK IT OUT. HERE'S THE DEAL. 473 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,167 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU WITH S.D. AGAIN. 474 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:27,637 OH, SO NOW YOUR GONNA TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY SOCIAL LIFE? 475 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,808 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. LOOK, MAN, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 476 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:34,745 WAS. BEST FRIENDS DON'T TAKE EACH OTHER FOR GRANTED, MAN. 477 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,880 WH-WHAT'D HE SAY? I NEVER DID THAT. 478 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,949 THEN WHY ISN'T HE SPEAKING TO YOU? 479 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:42,552 - LOOK, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM, GEORGE. - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE. 480 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,622 - HIS FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM? - TENNESSEE TITANS. 481 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,457 - FAVORITE WITCH ON CHARMED? - PRUE. 482 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,793 - MUSIC? - SAYS RAP, REALLY LIKES DANCE POP. 483 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,762 - DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YA? - DETAILS. 484 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:55,532 I KNOW WHAT'S IN SUG'S HEART, WHAT MAKES HIM TICK. THAT TAKES TIME TO KNOW. 485 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,568 MAYBE, BUT THE ONE THING I KNOW IS WHERE S.D. WILL BE TONIGHT. 486 00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,338 OVER AT MY SPOT, ROCKING THE PLAYSTATION. 487 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,006 SEE YA. 488 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:11,381 - YOU LIED TO ME. - I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU. I PROTECTED YOU. 489 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:14,952 I CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR 490 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:18,021 MAKING ME FEEL INADEQUATE AND UGLY. 491 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:22,725 FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M NOT WORTHY TO BE LOVED. 492 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:26,930 BUT I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU 493 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,399 FOR NOT TELLING ME WHO I AM 494 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:32,669 OR WHERE I COME FROM. 495 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,648 I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU, NICOLE. 496 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:49,853 I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE THE DAUGHTER 497 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:53,790 OF A KNOCKED UP 16-YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU 498 00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:56,859 IN THE RESTROOM OF A FONTANA GREASY SPOON. 499 00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:02,199 NOT QUITE THE FAIRY TALE YOU WERE HOPING FOR, IS IT? 500 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:07,104 - JUST GIVE ME HER NAME. - NO. 501 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:09,807 - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? - PLEASE. 502 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,642 IT WOULD TAKE THE PRESS FIVE MINUTES WITH YOUR FATHER 503 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:17,047 TO SPIN IT INTO SOME TABLOID TALE OF MARITAL DIFFICULTY. 504 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:21,985 HE'S PROBABLY FOAMING AT THE BIT TO REVEAL YOU WERE JUST A BARGAINING CHIP. 505 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:25,222 TO SAVE A MARRIAGE AND PRESERVE AN IMAGE. 506 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,225 HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE ME IF I DIDN'T. 507 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,629 HE LEFT YOU ANYWAY. 508 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:41,037 - I WANT HER NAME. - WHY? 509 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:42,905 SO YOU CAN LEAVE ME, TOO? 510 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,081 HOW COULD YOU BE SO UNGRATEFUL? 511 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:54,417 I KNOW YOU THINK I DON'T LOVE YOU, BUT I DO. 512 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,586 I NEED TO KNOW. 513 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,967 SHAGGY. 514 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,605 SHAGGY LOUISE GROUT. 515 00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:30,153 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 516 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,060 FONTANA. 517 00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:01,251 - OKAY, GOT MY ANSWER, TIME TO GO. - OH, HEY, COME ON, NIC. 518 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,522 I DID NOT FIGHT RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC ON THE 10 FOR HOURS TO JUST TURN AROUND. 519 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:06,989 - NEITHER DID YOU. - YEAH. 520 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,426 BUT B, I GOT MY SPECTACULAR WHITE-TRASH CLOSURE. 521 00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:12,462 - MY MOM'S ROSEANNE. - THIS IS NOT CLOSURE, OKAY? 522 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,599 THIS IS JUST ONE OF A THOUSAND DETAILS. 523 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:19,202 RIGHT. BUT DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH? 524 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,671 I MEAN, WHY DISRUPT MY LIFE EVEN FURTHER? 525 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,006 NIC, THIS PLACE IS NOT YOUR MOTHER. 526 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,512 I KNOW. 527 00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,847 [DOG BARKS] 528 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:34,084 YOU CAN DO IT. YOU HAVE TO. 529 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,522 BUT, WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE MY ANSWERS? 530 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,390 WHAT IF YOU DO? 531 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,096 OKAY. 532 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:07,517 OH, NO. 533 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:16,259 HEY, GEORGE. 534 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,762 - SURPRISE, BABY. - TICKETS TO THE CHILI PEPPERS? 535 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:25,034 - S.D., YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. - NO, I WANTED TO. 536 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,537 NO, NO. I MEAN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 537 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,772 I WAS ALREADY PLANNING TO TAKE SAM. 538 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,941 YO, THESE ARE FLOOR SEATS. 539 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,312 SORRY, MAN. IT'S SAM'S AND MY FAVORITE BAND. 540 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,380 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAY NIGHT? 541 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,017 - SIT HOME ALONE? - NO, GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 542 00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,420 THEY'RE PLAYING SATURDAY, TOO. YEAH, THIS'LL WORK OUT GREAT. 543 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,655 - THEN WE CAN WATCH HOOPS... - WHOA, WHOA. 544 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,358 SUGAR, JUST STOP RIGHT THERE. 545 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:51,861 I THINK I NEED A LITTLE BREAK THIS WEEKEND. 546 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,531 I'M GONNA HANG OUT WITH SAM. 547 00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,866 ALL WEEKEND? 548 00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:02,004 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE? - SUGAR, WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT HERE. 549 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:05,808 YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. 550 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:10,647 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE TAKING IT SERIOUS ENOUGH. 551 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,522 I'M GONNA BE HONEST. 552 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,391 YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME. 553 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,194 I MEAN, SAM'S MY GIRLFRIEND AND YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 554 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:28,998 IT'S NOT AN EITHER/OR SITUATION. I NEED BOTH. 555 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,836 I MEAN, I CAN'T JUST BE DEFINED BY ANY ONE THING. NO ONE CAN. 556 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,838 WELL, I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. 557 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:40,510 WELL, YOU'D BETTER FIGURE OUT A WAY. 558 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,914 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO MAKE ME CHOOSE. 559 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,461 [GROWLING] 560 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:02,265 UNTIE ME. LOOK INTO MY EYES AND FEEL MY POWER. 561 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:05,802 - ARE YOU THROUGH YET? - SOON YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE. 562 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,704 [TALKING IN TONGUES] 563 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,941 ALL RIGHT, FAKER. I MAY NOT SPEAK LATIN, BUT NEITHER DO YOU. 564 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:15,978 UNLESS SATAN'S DAY JOB IS AT THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT, 565 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:19,449 I'M GONNA GUESS YOU READ THOSE WORDS ON THE BACK OF A ONE DOLLAR BILL. 566 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:23,320 - E PLURIBUS UNUM. I FIGURED IT OUT. - DON'T QUESTION MY POWER. 567 00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:26,589 SOON YOU'LL REGRET IT, JUST LIKE YOU'LL REGRET WASTING YOUR TIME 568 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:30,360 WITH THAT CREATINE-SWILLING, JOCK STRAP YA CALL A BOYFRIEND. 569 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,695 - [LAUGHS CRAZILY] - YOU KNOW WHAT? 570 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,798 I DON'T NEED FRIENDS I DON'T LIKE. RIGHT NOW, I DON'T LIKE YOU. 571 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:39,703 SO EITHER THIS ENDS RIGHT NOW OR CONSIDER THE BOND WE HAVE BROKEN. 572 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,207 GOODBYE, HARRISON. I HOPE THE NOVAK ENJOYS YOUR PERFORMANCE. 573 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,445 SAM. WAIT. 574 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,621 I'M SORRY. 575 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,426 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T SPEAK LATIN. 576 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:07,030 OR ANY DEMON TONGUE FOR THAT MATTER. 577 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,966 I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH A WHOLE LOT 578 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:14,337 AND YOUR HEAD IS PROBABLY A BIT MESSED UP. 579 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,473 BUT THIS? 580 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,742 I JUST GAVE YOU THE SHOW YOU WANTED. 581 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:23,546 HEY, YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES WHO WERE CONVINCED I WAS POSSESSED. 582 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:26,516 ONLY BECAUSE YOU STARTED ACTING LIKE A MALE NICOLE. 583 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,418 SAM, PEOPLE NOTICE NICOLE. 584 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,621 YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT, BUT SINCE I GOT BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, 585 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,391 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S PAID ME ANY REAL ATTENTION. 586 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:37,126 I'M SORRY. 587 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:45,669 I GUESS WE ALL THOUGHT WHAT WOULD BE BEST WOULD BE TO TREAT YOU THE SAME. 588 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:49,506 YEAH. YOU'D THINK THAT. 589 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,574 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 590 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,143 I'M NOT THE SAME. 591 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,547 THIS WHOLE "BATTLING FOR MY LIFE" EXPERIENCE CHANGED ME. 592 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,048 IT DID ALL OF US. 593 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:02,485 DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M GLAD I'M BETTER. 594 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:07,490 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE WAY I WAS BEFORE. 595 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:11,494 SCARED, AFRAID TO ACT... 596 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,796 INSIGNIFICANT. 597 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,967 SO... 598 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:22,439 HOW WAS BEING NASTY AND HURTFUL THE ANSWER? 599 00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,273 IT WASN'T. 600 00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,242 AND, BELIEVE ME, I'M SORRY. 601 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,078 I THINK THIS WHOLE MENTAL THING JUST KINDA POPPED A CORK. 602 00:37:29,147 --> 00:37:30,680 [SIGHS] 603 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,715 SAMMY, 604 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,116 I'M SORRY. 605 00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,820 JUST TRY AND BE PATIENT WITH ME 606 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:40,089 WHILE I FIGURE OUT WHO I AM, OKAY? 607 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,794 I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 608 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,266 [SIGH OF RELIEF] 609 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,407 YOU KNOW, 610 00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:02,211 WE'RE ALL READY TO WELCOME YOU BACK. WHOEVER YOU ARE NOW. 611 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,880 [BOTH LAUGH] 612 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,950 JUST PROMISE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY YOU AND NOT... 613 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,284 SOMEONE ELSE. 614 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,457 YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS, 615 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,860 THE PROJECTILE LUNCH. 616 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,697 OH, THAT'S SIMPLE. JUST ATE TOO FAST... 617 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,468 ALL RIGHT, HERETIC. ARE YOU READY? 618 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:29,639 GIMME A MINUTE? I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO FIGURE OUT. 619 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:32,775 TAKE YOUR TIME. I'M GONNA GO FIND THE GIRLS, 620 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,211 TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THE "DEMON" IS BEGONE. 621 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,361 ♪ WITH EVERY DAY I MISS YOU MORE 622 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,266 ♪ PEOPLE SAY THAT TIME WILL HEAL 623 00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:01,137 ♪ BUT THEY DON'T KNOW JUST HOW I FEEL 624 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,872 ♪ WITHOUT YOU 625 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:06,208 ♪ AND IT WAS YOU THAT KEPT ME STRONG 626 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:11,213 ♪ EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE IN PAIN 627 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:14,651 ♪ LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME 628 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,786 ♪ WITHOUT YOU 629 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,590 ♪ I LOOK AROUND AND YOU'RE... 630 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:24,728 YO, SUG, I KNOW I TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED, 631 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,964 AND IT WASN'T RIGHT AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 632 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,734 I'VE MISSED YOU. I MISSED MYSELF. 633 00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:35,972 I JUST GOT SO WRAPPED UP WITH LILY THAT 634 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,140 I LOST SIGHT OF WHO I WAS. 635 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,277 AND I'M ONLY SORRY THAT IT TOOK GEORGE MAKING ME JEALOUS 636 00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:44,681 TO REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO ME. 637 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:48,084 I DON'T LIKE VOCABULARY, SUG. 638 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:50,487 I LIKE VIDEO GAMES 639 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,288 AND CHICKEN. 640 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:55,491 AND FOOTBALL... AND YOU. 641 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,395 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, MAN. 642 00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:01,463 YOUR FRIENDSHIP GIVES ME DIMENSION. 643 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:04,667 AND YOU... 644 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,037 WELL, YOU COMPLETE ME, S.D. 645 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:14,176 - I JUST... - SHUT UP. 646 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,650 YOU HAD ME AT "YO". 647 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:24,620 LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN. 648 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,697 YOU SHOULD'VE KNOCKED. 649 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,398 I GOT NERVOUS. 650 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:41,270 - I'LL KNOCK FOR YOU. - NO. 651 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,141 PLEASE. 652 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,809 OKAY. 653 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,913 WE'LL JUST WAIT AS LONG AS NECESSARY. 654 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:53,282 - THANKS, B. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 655 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,685 - [BOTTLES CLINKING] - [FOOTSTEPS FROM INSIDE] 656 00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,721 - HI. - I TOLD YOU GIRL SCOUTS 657 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,389 NOT TO COME KNOCKING AT MY DOOR. 658 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,224 DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED THIN MINTS? 659 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,094 EXCUSE ME, MISS... 660 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,731 ARE YOU SHAGGY LOUISE GROUT? 661 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,735 NO. AND UNLESS YOU WORK FOR ED MCMAHON, PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY PROPERTY. 662 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:16,305 BUT, THIS IS SHAGGY LOUISE GROUT'S TRAILER, RIGHT? 663 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,674 YEAH. IT IS. 664 00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:21,811 BOUGHT IT AT HER ESTATE SALE LAST WINTER. 665 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,113 - HER ESTATE SALE? - HM. 666 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:28,818 - YOU MEAN SHE'S... - AS A DOORKNOB. 667 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:32,855 OH. I'M SORRY. IS SHE A FRIEND? DID YOU KNOW HER? 668 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,291 NO. I DIDN'T. 669 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:39,428 - DID YOU? - 'FRAID NOT. JUST BOUGHT HER TRAILER. 670 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,098 APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T HAVE NO KIN. 671 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,334 WELL, SORRY I COULDN'T BE MORE HELP. 672 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:07,623 MY MOTHER'S DEAD. 673 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:12,294 I'M SAD I NEVER GOT TO MEET HER. 674 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,366 SOME CLOSURE. 675 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,503 I'M SORRY. 676 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:26,208 I FEEL LIKE, NO MATTER WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED HERE TODAY, 677 00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:30,146 YOU STILL WOULD'VE HAD SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS, NIC. 678 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:34,417 SOMETIMES CLOSURE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET ALL THE ANSWERS. 679 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:41,190 I KNOW. BUT, AT LEAST YOU GOT SOME OF THEM. 680 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,826 [SOBS] 681 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,396 I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO MEET MY MOTHER. 682 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,434 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 683 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,505 [WHISPERS] HONEY... 684 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,574 I AM SO SORRY. 685 00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:29,405 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK 686 00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:33,342 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE 687 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:36,746 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE 688 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,781 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY 689 00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:45,287 ♪ OOH LA LA LA LA 690 00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,895 ♪ OOH LA LA LA LA ♪