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[CRYING]
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HI ALICE COOPER,
WHATCHA DOING?
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PLUMBING THE DEPTHS
OF MY PSYCHE.
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NIC, I CAME HERE WITH A PROBLEM,
AND I'M NOT LEAVING
TILL IT'S SOLVED.
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- TOO MUCH OLESTRA.
- TOO LITTLE INSPIRATION.
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YOUR IMMINENT BIRTHDAY HAS
FACED ME WITH QUITE A DILEMMA.
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I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH
DO I FIND AN APPROPRIATE GIFT
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FOR ONE AS STYLISH AS YOU?
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I TRIED THE PRESIDENCY,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
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YOU NEED A BROTHER
WHO'S A GOVERNOR.
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RELAX, MARY CHERRY YOU
ALREADY HAVE WHAT I WANT.
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- THE GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP?
- CASH.
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THANKS.
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NIC, HOW CAN I,
MARY CHERRY,
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REACH YOUR BLEMISH-FREE
PLATEAU OF PERFECTION?
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WHAT'S YOUR SECRET, LADY?
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IT'S NO SECRET, MARY CHERRY.
IT'S IN THE GENES.
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I HAPPEN TO BE BLESSED WITH
A DOUBLE HELIX OF EVA GLAMOUR,
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THANKS TO MY MOTHER,
QUEEN OF LOS ANGELES SOCIETY.
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ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T BUY WHAT NATURE GAVE ME.
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IDENTITY SUCH AS MINE
CAN ONLY BE INHERITED.
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- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- [GIRLS GASP]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
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EVER WHIZZED IN
THE BOYS BATHROOM? SMELLS LIKE
BOILED CHICKEN AND URINE.
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THOSE TWO NOSTRIL-STINGING
SCENTS I BECAME FAMILIAR WITH
IN THE HOSPITAL
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AND I'LL NEVER VOLUNTARILY
SMELL THEM AGAIN.
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- JOE. YOU LOOK SO...
- UN-JOE LIKE.
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AND YOU LOOK SO...
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CONTAINED.
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SAY HELLO
TO THE NEW HARRISON JOHN.
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BUCKLE UP LADIES,
GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE.
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- WHOA.
- WHAT?
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♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE
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♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST
IN THIS LIFE
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♪ CHARACTER
OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS
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♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE
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♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES
IN WHAT YOU SEE
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♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO THEN BABY
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♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED
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♪ WELL ME AND B
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♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS
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♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED
OF BEING COMPARED ♪
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[NIC] YOU ARE BOOKED FOR
AN ASTROLOGICAL APPOINTMENT
AT MADAME LOUISE BUMUEL'S.
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THIS IS SUCH A COOL
BIRTHDAY GIFT. I ALWAYS
WANTED TO GET MY CHART DONE.
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WE HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME
TOGETHER AND AFTER WHAT
YOU DID FOR HARRISON
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I THOUGHT GETTING OUR CHARTS
READ WOULD BE A GREAT WAY
FOR US TO RECONNECT.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW,
WHEN THEY READ
YOUR STARS AND STUFF,
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IT HELPS FLUSH OUT
YOUR CHARACTER TRAITS.
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A GOOD CHART READING CAN
LEAD YOU TO THE PERSON
YOU WERE BORN TO BECOME.
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I LOVE THAT.
SO WHAT DO I NEED?
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YOU NEED AN OPEN MIND AND
THE EXACT TIME, PLACE
AND DATE OF YOUR BIRTH.
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DONE. I'M GOING TO
ONE OF MY MOM'S POLITICAL TEAS
TODAY, I'LL ASK HER THEN.
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YOU ARE SO THOUGHTFUL
AND SO DELICIOUSLY BLONDE.
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- OH, COME ON.
- AS ALWAYS.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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OH. SEE YA.
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- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
- SHUT UP.
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YO, MAN, WE'S GOT TO TALK.
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- HEY JOSH.
- WHAT?
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YO, MAN. CAN WE TALK LATER?
ALONE? IT'S KINDA PERSONAL.
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YOU GOT IT, S.D.
WE'LL HAVE LUNCH.
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THAT'D BE GREAT
BECAUSE LATELY, I FEEL LIKE...
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YOUR ATTENTION'S
BEEN ELSEWHERE.
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- [BELL RINGS]
- ON MY DRIVE IN THIS MORNING,
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WHILE ENJOYING A TASTY
BREAKFAST BURRITO AND
THE STEVE HARVEY MORNING SHOW,
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A WELL-TIMED CHUCKLE
MIXED WITH A POORLY TIMED BITE
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CAUSED ME TO SPEW
HOT CHORIZO ALL OVER.
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BOTTOM LINE, I SWERVED,
MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP
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AND I SUFFERED A STRESS
FRACTURE IN THE COCCYX.
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- [RINGSIDE BELL]
- [KIDS LAUGH]
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SINCE ON MY PALTRY SALARY,
SUING THAT DAMN CHIHUAHUA
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AND PAYING A MECHANIC ARE
OUT OF THE QUESTION,
I'M GONNA DIRECT MY WRATH
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AT OLD, RELIABLE, YOU.
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TODAY, MY LITTLE NO-NECKED
MONSTERS,
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WE WILL STUDY THE CHEMISTRY
THEORY KNOWN AS "PISTON REFLEX".
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IN ENGLISH, THIS MEANS WHILE
I FIGURE OUT THE NUMBER
ONE WAY TO DO NUMBER TWO,
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YOU WILL FIX MY CARBURETOR.
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- THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN, CLAW.
- [KIDS GASP]
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SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE,
AND START GETTING ACQUAINTED
WITH A LUG WRENCH.
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SORRY, NO CAN DO.
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SEE, YOUR REIGN OF
IRRATIONAL TERROR IS OVER.
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I FACED SOMETHING FAR SCARIER
THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN CONJURE.
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WELL, SMELL THE TESTOSTERONE,
KIDS.
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SOMEBODY TIVO-ED A LOT OF
WRESTLING WHILE THEY WERE AWAY.
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- OOH.
- LET ME REACQUAINT YOU
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WITH THE STONE COLD TRUTH.
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THIS IS MY CLASS,
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I MAKE THE RULES,
AND YOU WILL DO
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AS YOU ARE... TOLD.
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NO. I WILL NOT.
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AND, NEWSFLASH.
YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
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THE STATE OF
CALIFORNIA DOES. OH, FYI,
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IT FORBIDS THE CLASSROOM
FROM BEING USED FOR
COMMERCIAL VENTURES.
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TRANSLATION, YOU CAN'T
TURN THIS PLACE INTO A MIDAS.
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THAT'S THE STONE COLD TRUTH.
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AND, IF YOU TRY,
I WILL PERSONALLY REPORT YOU
TO THE SCHOOL BOARD.
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YOU WILL BE FIRED AND
I WILL PLAN A FIELD TRIP
TO THE LOCAL TACO BELL
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SO THAT THIS CLASS CAN SUPPORT
YOU IN YOUR NEW CAREER VENTURE,
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MAKING CINNAMON CRISPAS.
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BUT... MY PINTO'S BROKEN.
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WALK. JOG. YEAH, HI.
IT'S CALLED EXERCISE.
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AND BY THE SIZE OF THAT
FRACTURED ASS,
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I'D SAY IT'S TIME
YOU LOOKED INTO IT.
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[CHUCKLES] JUST GUESSING.
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HEY, BRO. SO WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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BRO, YOU KNOW HOW
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SCORE
A PLAYSTATION 2 FOR MONTHS?
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YEAH, WHO HASN'T?
THEY'RE... ELUSIVE.
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LILY'S GOT ME INTO
VOCABULARY. SHE'S REALLY
ENRICHING MY IDENTITY, MAN.
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WELL, BRO, I GOT NEWS THAT'S
OFF THE HOOK, CHECK THIS OUT.
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I MET THIS GUY,
WHO HAS THE INSIDE
INFORMATION AT TOY EMPORIUM...
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- HEY, BABE.
- HE SAID THERE'S GONNA BE...
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HOW YA DOING?
GOOD.
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- WHY IS YOKO HERE?
- YOU CAN TRUST LILY.
SHE MY GIRL.
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I THINK I'M INTERRUPTING
GUY TIME. I SHOULD GO.
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WAIT, N-N-N-NO.
WE'RE JUST TALKING PLAYSTATION.
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I PROMISE. NOW COME ON, SUG,
SPILL.
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ANYWAY, THE GUY SAID THEY EXPECT
A SMALL SHIPMENT THIS AFTERNOON.
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GREAT, WE'LL GO RIGHT
AFTER SCHOOL, THEN.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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SO, PLAYSTATION 2.
AREN'T THE SEQUELS
USUALLY A DISAPPOINTMENT?
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NAH, THIS ONE IS MUCH BETTER.
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THE GRAPHICS ARE SUBJUGATE.
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SUBLIME.
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- VERY GOOD, SWEETIE.
- NICE. SUBLIME.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MAN, 3:00,
OKAY?
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BE SHARP, DON'T FORGET.
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HEY, SEXY LADIES.
GEORGE.
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OKAY,
HARRISON, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HALLOWEEN COMES IN OCTOBER.
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THIS IS NO TRICK, DOLL.
BUT IF YOU PLAY NICE,
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YOU JUST MIGHT GET A TREAT.
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GREETINGS, CONSTITUENTS.
I COME TO YOU WITH A PLEA.
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ONCE AGAIN THE MEDIA ELITE
IS THREATENING FREE EXPRESSION.
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MTV NEWS IS HOSTING A SUMMIT
FOR HIGH-SCHOOL PRESIDENTS.
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I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO
WAX POETIC
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ON THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY
FROM A TEEN PERSPECTIVE.
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HOWEVER, THEY REQUEST
BUSINESS ATTIRE,
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AND ARE REFUSING TO
ALLOW ME TO WEAR MY TRIBUTE
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TO COMMANDER TUVOK
OF THE STAR FLEET.
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THE FEDERATION OF PLANETS
DEEMS IT BUSINESS ATTIRE.
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WHY WON'T MTV?
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I'M ALL FOR
EXPRESSING YOURSELF, APRIL,
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AND I APPLAUD
THE ACTIVIST STREAK.
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- I WILL GLADLY SIGN.
- DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, GUYS.
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IT'S BAD ENOUGH SHE'S A FREAK,
DOES SHE HAVE TO TARNISH
ALL OUR IMAGES ON TV?
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HEY, APRIL.
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YOU WERE ELECTED TO
REPRESENT THE STUDENT BODY,
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NOT TO WASTE IT'S TIME
WITH MORONIC PETITIONS
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SO THAT YOU COULD GO OFF
AND PLAY STAR TREK WITH
KURT LODER.
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YEAH.
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HEY, I JUST CALL 'EM
HOW I SEE 'EM.
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WELL, I'M GONNA GO
SIGN HER PETITION.
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GOD, HARRISON. CONSIDERING
THE AMOUNT OF COMPASSION
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PEOPLE HAVE SHOWN YOU,
I'D THINK YOU'D BE
A BIT MORE SENSITIVE.
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SHE'S JUST GOING TO
PUBLICLY EMBARRASS HERSELF
AND THE SCHOOL.
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TRUST ME, I WAS COMPASSIONATE.
I DID THAT WANNABE A FAVOR.
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- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- I HAVE NO IDEA
BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
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WAIT, SAM. I DON'T WANT TO
EAT ALONE.
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GEORGE,
IT'S TIME TO TAKE STOCK.
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YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALMOST
FOUR MONTHS AND YOU'VE ONLY
BROKEN BREAD WITH ME.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'VE EATEN WITH LILY AND CARMEN.
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- AND HARRISON...
- AND ME?
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IT'S ALWAYS WITH ME, TOO.
FACE IT, BABY.
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YOU ARE STARTING TO BE KNOWN
AROUND HERE AS SAM'S BOYFRIEND.
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NO WAY.
PEOPLE KNOW ME FOR ME.
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I'M THE GEORGE,
THE QUARTERBACK.
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FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER,
GEORGIE.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MINGLE?
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- OKAY, NARCISSIST,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- SIMPLE.
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AFTER KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
I DON'T INTEND TO
WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE.
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FROM NOW ON, I'M TAKING CONTROL.
I'M IMPROVING THE QUALITY
OF MY LIFE.
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BEING AN UNHOLY BASTARD'S
AN IMPROVEMENT?
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YOU SAY UNHOLY BASTARD,
I SAY TAKE-CHARGE KINDA GUY.
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- COLDHEARTED?
- HONEST.
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- SLEAZY.
- SEXY.
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YOU CAN'T DENY I'VE TAPPED
INTO SOMETHING... PRIMAL.
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COME ON. I SAW YOU CHECK OUT
MY TIGHT ASS WHEN I WALKED AWAY
AT LUNCH.
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OH, STOP IT.
YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
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YOU'RE ACTING LIKE...
LIKE NICOLE.
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IS THAT SO BAD?
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SEE,
THE THING ABOUT NICOLE IS,
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SHE GETS RESULTS.
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OH, JUST GREAT.
YOU LOOK LIKE A RACCOON.
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KITTY CAMPBELL'S TEAS
ARE NOT A PLACE FOR
IMPERFECTION.
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SHE'S ONE OF
THE BIGGEST FUNDRAISING HAGS
IN ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.
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REMEMBER, IT'S NOT JUST ME
WHO'S BEING JUDGED,
IT'S MY LIFE WHICH INCLUDES YOU.
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NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, MOM.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT DRESS?
I SAID FORMAL.
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BARBARA BOXER'S GONNA BE THERE
AND I AM GOING TO
NEED HER SUPPORT
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IF I PLAN TO WIN
THE SENATE SEAT IN 2004.
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NEVER MIND. I BROUGHT YOU
A STYLE SUPPLEMENT.
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YEAH, MOM, I WAS WONDERING,
MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP
NEXT WEEK...
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I'M WELL AWARE. YOU CAN HAVE
THE AMEX FOR THE DAY.
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THANKS, BUT I WAS WONDERING
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
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WHEN WAS I BORN?
YOU KNOW, THE TIME, THE PLACE
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I MEAN, EXACTLY. BROOKY AND I
ARE GETTING OUR ASTROLOGICAL
CHARTS DONE.
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HOW NANCY REAGAN.
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5:17 A.M. AT CEDARS-SINAI.
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CEDARS?
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DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME
IT WAS A NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
NO HOSPITAL.
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00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,663
DON'T BELIEVE A WORD
THAT COMES OUT OF
THAT CHEATING MAN'S MOUTH.
202
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,332
THERE'S A REASON
FOR THAT RESTRAINING ORDER.
203
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,468
NOW, LET ME GET
A GOOD LOOK AT YOU.
204
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:48,139
HMM. [SIGHS]
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IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
206
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,778
MOM, CAN I AT LEAST
SEE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
207
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:58,249
NICOLE. LET'S CONCENTRATE
ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE.
208
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:02,253
NOW I THINK YOU NEED TO
GO BACK ON YOUR DIET.
THAT SWEATER IS A SMALL.
209
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,689
NO DAUGHTER OF MINE
WILL EVER WEAR A MEDIUM.
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00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,970
YO, SUG.
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00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,771
SUG.
212
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,109
WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?
I BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR.
213
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,146
SORRY, GOT CAUGHT UP
WITH THE LITTLE WOMAN.
WE WERE FRENCHING.
214
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,481
I 9-1-1ED YOU, MAN.
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00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,117
- FRIENDS DON'T IGNORE
PAGES LIKE THAT.
- I SAID SORRY.
216
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,719
SORRY'S NOT GONNA GET US
A PLAYSTATION 2 NOW, IS IT?
217
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,822
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY'RE ALL GONE.
218
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,391
THERE'LL BE MORE IN.
WE CAN CALL AROUND TOMORROW...
219
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,361
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
220
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,864
IT'S JUST...
221
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,432
- I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE.
- DO WHAT?
222
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,001
THIS. YOU AND ME.
223
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,970
SUGAR, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
224
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,007
DON'T YOU SEE?
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK...
225
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,978
I THINK WE NEED TO
SPEND SOME TIME APART.
226
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,213
WHAT?
227
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,351
WAIT. DID WE JUST BREAK UP?
228
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,760
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
229
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:23,634
HARRISON JOHN,
YOUR TURN TO THE DARK SIDE
MAY BE COMPLETE,
230
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,704
BUT YOUR FASCIST ATTEMPT
TO SNUFF OUT MY INDIVIDUALITY
231
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,473
WILL SOON BE BROUGHT
TO A SCREECHING HALT.
232
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,543
LOOK AT IT. WITH THIS
GROUNDSWELL OF SUPPORT,
233
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:36,280
I SHALL SOON BE ALLOWED
TO PRESENT MY UNCENSORED SELF
TO THE MTV NATION.
234
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:40,118
SO DON'T MESS WITH
MY ITCHY PHASER, SORE LOSER.
235
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,687
LISTEN CLOSELY. YOUR DAYS OF
PRESIDENTIAL PERKS ARE NUMBERED.
236
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,090
OH, AND LEST THERE BE
ANY MISUNDERSTANDING,
237
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,625
THAT WAS A THREAT.
238
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,018
COME ON, SUG.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MAN.
239
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,553
OH, I'M SORRY.
240
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,089
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
241
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,791
WHERE'S LILY?
'CAUSE YOU ONLY TALK TO HER.
242
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,593
FORGET IT.
243
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,904
SO, I WAS WONDERING, SUG,
244
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,107
MAYBE SOMETIME
YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
245
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,610
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST 'CAUSE FOOTBALL SEASON'S
OVER DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T
246
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,012
YOU KNOW, STILL HANG OUT.
247
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,780
I JUST GOT THAT
NEW PLAYSTATION 2...
248
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,782
- I'D LOVE TO.
- REALLY?
249
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,484
- YEAH.
- GREAT.
250
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,986
YEAH.
251
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,954
WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER,
THEN.
252
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,200
[BOY] HEY BROOKE.
WHAT'S UP, GIRL?
253
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,137
NIC, WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD
SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER
254
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,507
I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED
TO PULL A HEIST WITH YOU.
255
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,344
B, SINCE MY MOTHER'S LOCKBOX
REQUIRES IT TAKES A THIEF
PROWESS TO OPEN,
256
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,847
ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY SUSPICION
THAT SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
257
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,850
AND I NEED TO KNOW.
MY GUESS IS THAT
THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE
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00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,288
WILL SHOW EVIDENCE OF SOME
AMBITION-DASHING,
MARITAL INFIDELITY.
259
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,291
YOU KNOW WHAT, NIC?
JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
260
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,229
I MEAN, MAYBE SHE HAD
A LOVE AFFAIR WITH
BRITISH ROYALTY
261
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,997
AND YOU'RE
ACTUALLY A PRINCESS.
262
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,000
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOUR MOM JUST
CHANGED YOUR NAME TO JULIAN
263
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:41,872
FROM SOMETHING REALLY
EMBARRASSING LIKE
WELT OR MUNGET.
264
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,707
B... BROOKE...
265
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,816
- WHAT?
- THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.
266
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,985
IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE.
267
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,224
YOU'RE ADOPTED?
268
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,161
HARRISON'S CHALLENGING
MY ELECTION RESULTS.
269
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,995
HE'S TOYING WITH
MY FRAGILE PSYCHE.
270
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,433
HE BELIEVES THE BALLOTS
FROM THE WEST PALM BEACH
EXCHANGE STUDENTS,
271
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,636
WILL DROP THE 2% TURNOUT
WHO VOTED FOR ME.
272
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,905
[REPEATS] WHY?
WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?
273
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,776
APRIL, CLEARLY HARRISON
IS HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS.
274
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,178
I JUST WISH
WE HAD ANSWERS FOR YOU.
275
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:24,182
WELL, SPAM,
WISHES DO COME TRUE.
276
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,386
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT'S WRONG WITH JOE.
277
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,855
THINK ABOUT IT.
WHY WOULD HE SUDDENLY BECOME
278
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,491
A POWER-MAD, GUCCI-CLAD
LOTHARIO?
279
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,794
IT'S SIMPLE. HE'S POSSESSED.
280
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:40,431
POSSESSED BY THE MARROW
OF NICOLE JULIAN.
281
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,635
[DRAMATIC OPERA MUSIC]
282
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,204
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
BE SUGGESTING THAT.
283
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,474
YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST ME HERE.
NOBODY KNOWS NIC
BETTER THAN I DO.
284
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,445
CLEARLY, OUR JOE HAS FALLEN
UNDER HER SATANIC SPELL.
285
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,382
SAM, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
286
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,651
BUT THEY DID
EXCHANGE GENETIC CODE.
287
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,521
THINK ABOUT THE CHANGES IN HIM.
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
288
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,725
WE CAN'T RULE ANYTHING OUT,
EVEN IF THE SOURCE IS
QUESTIONABLE.
289
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,327
- AT BEST.
- HEY.
290
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,329
ALL RIGHT. IT CAN'T HURT
TO CHECK IT OUT.
291
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,897
LILY, CARMEN, COMPUTER LAB.
DO SOME NET RESEARCH,
292
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,401
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ANY
DOCUMENTATION ON THIS.
293
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,069
MARY CHERRY, HELP THEM.
APRIL, GO BUY SOME DEODORANT.
294
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,804
I'LL GO TO THE SOURCE HERSELF.
295
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,173
HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND
NICOLE'S MEDICAL RECORDS,
296
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,776
AND WE CAN FIND SOME
RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
297
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:36,887
S.D., JETER'S THE MAN.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT
THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN A-ROD?
298
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,589
NO WAY. ME, TOO.
299
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,659
THE MAN'S GOT THE GOODS.
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH FOUR RINGS.
300
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,327
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING,
YOU KNOW?
301
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,029
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
LIKE KNIGHT RIDER.
302
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,399
LIKE IT?
303
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,502
- DOES THIS ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION?
- NO WAY. ME, TOO.
304
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,837
- WHAT.
- DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.
305
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,140
THIS IS BAD.
306
00:17:56,209 --> 00:18:00,043
HEY, GEORGE, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
307
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,681
WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE
TO ASK ME INSTEAD OF...
308
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,149
JOSH?
309
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,251
EASY, S.D.
JOSH IS WITH LILY.
310
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,654
I GET ENOUGH OF
THAT COUPLE STUFF WITH SAM.
I MEAN, IT'S GREAT AND ALL,
311
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,291
BUT YOU'RE YOUR OWN MAN,
I LIKE THAT.
312
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,693
TRUE DAT.
313
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,466
[MAKING SOUND EFFECTS]
314
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:30,108
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
ALL THESE YEARS
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE.
315
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,549
I'M GONNA GET YOU
SOME TEA, OKAY?
THE CAFETERIA'S STILL OPEN.
316
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,686
YOU'RE GONNA GET
THROUGH THIS, NIC.
I'M HERE FOR YOU, OKAY?
317
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,656
THANKS, B.
318
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,066
SPAM, I'M WARNING YOU,
319
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,036
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR
A CRUSADE-OF-THE-WEEK DIATRIBES.
320
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,139
CHILL VENOMOUS ONE.
YOUR RECENT GOOD DEED
321
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,707
THREW YOU UP A NOTCH
OR TWO ON MY LADDER OF RESPECT.
322
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,043
I JUST NEED...
WELL, I NEED ANOTHER FAVOR.
323
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,647
SO SUCKING A LITERAL MARROW
OUT OF MY BONES WASN'T ENOUGH?
324
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,783
I NEED YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS.
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HARRISON.
325
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,853
YEAH, WELL,
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
326
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,456
- IS HE SICK AGAIN?
- NO. NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
327
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:22,460
PHYSICALLY, HE'S FINE.
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ODD
GOING ON.
328
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,562
HE'S ACTING WEIRD.
HE'S ACTING LIKE...
329
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,064
LIKE , UH...
330
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,066
PRETEND I'M GEORGE, SPAM,
SPIT IT OUT.
331
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:32,136
HMM. HE'S ACTING LIKE YOU,
NICOLE.
332
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,305
AND JUST WHAT
EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN?
333
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,975
IT MEANS HE HASN'T BEEN HIMSELF,
HE'S BEEN YOURSELF.
334
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,112
ENLIGHTEN ME, SPAM.
DESCRIBE MYSELF.
335
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,315
NO, NO. COME ON.
TELL ME WHAT I AM.
336
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,084
A FABULOUS DRESSER
WITH A PENCHANT FOR PUTDOWNS?
337
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,187
A SOCIAL MACHIAVELLI
WITH GREAT SKIN?
338
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,556
A COLD-HEARTED BITCH?
NO, COME ON.
339
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,624
WHO AM I SPAM?
WHO AM I? TELL ME.
340
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,495
CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU?
WANNA KNOW WHY? YOU DON'T
KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM.
341
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,897
NOBODY DOES, INCLUDING ME.
342
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,271
BAD NEWS, GUYS.
I STRUCK OUT WITH NICOLE.
343
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,107
- WHAT DID YOU FIND?
- MORE BAD NEWS.
344
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:13,744
- MARY CHERRY WAS RIGHT.
- I KNEW IT. JOE IS POSSESSED.
345
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,114
GREAT. I'LL HAVE TO SLEEP
WITH THE LIGHTS ON
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
346
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,316
SPARE ME THE DRAMA,
JUST GIVE ME THE FACTS.
347
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,955
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THIS STUFF ABOUT GRAFT
VERSUS HOST DISEASE SAYS
348
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,726
THAT SOMETIMES
THE STRONGER DONOR CELL WILL
DOMINATE A RECIPIENT CELL,
349
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,894
TILL THE DONOR'S DNA CODE
WINS THE BATTLE.
350
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,830
SAM, WE HAVE TO
FACE THE FACT THAT
351
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,867
HARRISON IS STUCK WITH
NICOLE INSIDE OF HIM.
352
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,869
FOREVER.
353
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:43,273
NOT NECESSARILY.
THERE IS A SOLUTION.
354
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,210
I GOT TWO WORDS FOR Y'ALL.
355
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,579
EXORCISM.
356
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,284
[♪ HEART: BARRACUDA]
357
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,172
HEY, JOE. DID YA HEAR,
358
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,609
BARNEY'S IS MOVING THEIR ANNUAL
TRUNK SALE TO THE NOVAK, SO...
359
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,812
SO WHAT? IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF
OLD SALE ITEMS,
NEVER ANYTHING GOOD.
360
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,914
OKAY, ALSO...
361
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,949
THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THERE
362
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,420
AND SOMEBODY DROPPED
A BIG PILE OF CASH AND
NOBODY'S CLAIMED IT.
363
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:33,524
- SO, QUICK, LIKE A BUNNY.
- ALL RIGHT.
364
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,412
MARY CHERRY,
THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
365
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,547
LOCK THE DOOR, CARM.
366
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,719
[LIP-SYNCHS TO SONG]
♪ YOU'RE GONNA BURN,
BURN, BURN
367
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,855
♪ BURN, BURN TO THE WICK
368
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,791
♪ OOH, BARRACUDA ♪
369
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,298
IN ADDITION TO EXPERIENCING
MY BOUNDLESS WRATH,
370
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,167
EXPECT A STEEP DRY-CLEANING
BILL.
371
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:21,438
TOM FORD DID NOT DESIGN
HIS FASHIONS TO WITHSTAND
ROPE BURNS.
372
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,474
MARY CHERRY,
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
373
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:27,344
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, GIRLS.
IT'S JUST THE DEMON
JULIAN SPEAKING.
374
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:30,514
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
MARY CHERRY PUT THAT THING AWAY.
375
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,016
HARRISON,
WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
376
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,253
YOU ARE THE VICTIM
OF A BIZARRE MEDICAL FACTOID.
377
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,122
- YOU'VE INHERITED
A DOLLOP OF NICOLE.
- REALLY?
378
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:43,027
SO, ENDLESS COOL MUST BE
OUT OF THE REACH OF
LITTLE OLD NERDY HARRISON.
379
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,029
- IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
- NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT.
380
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,231
LOOK, WE JUST WANT
THE OLD HARRISON BACK.
381
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,702
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
382
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,504
DON'T TRUST IT, GIRLS.
DON'T TRUST IT.
383
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,808
BACK OFF, BITCHES!
YOUR ATTEMPT TO REACH
THE OLD ME IS,
384
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,778
LIKE LILY'S INCESSANT
CRUSADING, POINTLESS.
385
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:04,849
YEAH. FYI, MIDGET,
AFTER YEARS OF YOU CRUSADING
AGAINST JOCK CULTURE,
386
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,452
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
BETRAY YOUR CONVICTIONS FOR
NOTHING MORE THAN
387
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,921
NICE ABS AND PORN STAR HAIR.
388
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,457
- OH, SCARED, CARM?
- UH-UH. NO.
389
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,294
- HARRISON, STOP IT.
- A DEMON CAN'T BE
REASONED WITH, SAM.
390
00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,797
MARY CHERRY, FOR THE LAST TIME,
THERE IS NO DEMON.
391
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,231
- HEY, SAM.
- WHAT?
392
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,667
GOT YOUR CELL PHONE?
I NEED TO CALL RIPLEY'S.
393
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,303
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY
MADE BRAS THAT SMALL.
394
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,105
BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF HIM.
395
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:31,609
OKAY, IT SAYS HERE
THE DORMANT SOUL
MUST BE AWAKENED.
396
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,018
DEMON JULIAN,
RELEASE THE JOE.
397
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,555
- [SNARLING]
- THE POWER OF
THE LORD COMPELS YOU.
398
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,957
THE... HELLO, GUYS, COME ON.
399
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,392
[ALL GIRLS] THE POWER OF
THE LORD COMPELS YOU.
400
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:52,596
[REPEATING CHANT]
401
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,497
YOUR MOTHER
SUCKS ROCKS IN HELL!
402
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:58,235
[UNINTELLIGIBLE RANTING]
403
00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,871
BRAVO.
404
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,310
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES,
405
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,781
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CALL A PROFESSIONAL, OKAY.
406
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,619
I CANNOT BELIEVE
HOW SWEET THOSE GRAPHICS ARE.
407
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,755
SO REAL YOU
COULD SMELL THE SWEAT.
408
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:21,792
IN REAL LIFE, THERE'S NO WAY
THE '98 VIKINGS COULD EVER
BEAT THE '73 RAIDERS.
409
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,593
GUESS I JUST KNOW
HOW TO WORK A STICK.
410
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,996
- AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH.
- HEY, GUYS.
411
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:30,167
COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE
HAVING A LOT OF FUN.
412
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:35,005
SO, HEY MAN, I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD COME OVER AND
PLAY SOMETIME?
413
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,676
SORRY, MAN.
I ONLY GOT TWO CONTROLLERS.
414
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,578
HEY, WE NEED
TO GO TO THE STORE AND...
415
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,184
THANKS.
416
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,421
NIC. I'M SORRY.
417
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,024
THAT WAS THE
FONTANA COUNTY COURTHOUSE.
418
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:58,295
THEY DON'T RELEASE
ADOPTION RECORDS TO THE PUBLIC.
419
00:24:58,364 --> 00:24:59,964
FINE.
420
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,934
LOOK, IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO KNOW WHO THE BIRTH MOTHER IS,
421
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,669
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
ASK YOUR CURRENT ONE?
422
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:10,140
NO NEED. IF SHE CAN KEEP
A SECRET, I CAN SURE AS HELL
UNCOVER IT.
423
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,844
I'LL JUST DRIVE TO GOD-FORSAKEN
FONTANA AND BREAK IN.
424
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:17,314
HOW'D YOU FIND YOUR MOTHER?
425
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:22,686
ACTUALLY, SAM FOUND HER.
426
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:25,122
BUT SHE HAD
A LOT MORE TO GO ON.
427
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,225
A NAME, FOR STARTERS.
428
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:33,263
NIC, COME ON.
JUST GO HOME AND ASK.
DON'T YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
429
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,200
I DON'T KNOW, B.
430
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,773
YOU KNOW...
431
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,142
WHEN SAM FOUND MY MOM,
432
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,210
IT WAS CHAOS.
433
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,313
BUT IN THE END,
434
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:54,717
NIC, I WAS SO THANKFUL
BECAUSE...
435
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:58,055
I DEALT WITH IT
436
00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,490
AND I MOVED ON.
437
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,928
AND THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
438
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,666
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
439
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:15,805
THEN I WILL HELP YOU.
FORGET THE ASTROLOGY,
440
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,341
IF YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM
AND GET THE NAME,
441
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,844
WE'LL FIND HER.
442
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,647
EVEN IF WE HAVE TO
DRIVE TO BRANSON, MISSOURI.
443
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:27,885
AND THAT WILL BE
MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO YOU.
444
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:32,155
CLOSURE.
445
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,157
[SPEAKING IN TONGUES]
446
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:40,898
BEELZEBUB.
447
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:41,999
PLURIBUS UNUM.
448
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,537
- SOMEBODY HERE POSSESSED?
- YEAH.
449
00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:55,245
- MARY CHERRY,
WHY DID YOU HIRE HIM?
- WELL, HE WAS THE ONLY EXORCIST
450
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,880
LISTED IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
451
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,482
PLEASE HURRY, FATHER,
HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW.
452
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:05,288
SO, I TAKE IT YOU'VE TRIED
THE WHOLE "POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU..."
453
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,124
- HOLY WATER?
- NO.
454
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,692
NO? NO. OKAY.
455
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:20,670
YOU GUYS, THIS IS A SCAM.
THAT'S NOT HOLY WATER,
IT'S EVIAN.
456
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,507
IT'S ALL THEY HAD
IN DUTY FREE SHOPPING.
457
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,143
BUT I BLESSED IT
IN THE PARKING LOT.
458
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,481
OKAY. NEXT STEP.
459
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,118
DEMON BE GONE.
460
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:37,988
[REPEATS] DEMON BE GONE.
461
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,494
WHOA.
462
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,900
WELL, I'M STUMPED.
463
00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:52,970
RELAX, GUYS.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
464
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:55,873
I JUST NEED TO
BE ALONE WITH HIM.
465
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:59,076
- TRUST ME.
- [GIRLS] OKAY.
466
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,212
FATHER FRAUD, YOUR SERVICES
ARE NO LONGER NEEDED.
467
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,849
NO SWEAT. I'LL CATCH A REDEYE
BACK TO ROME.
468
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,118
ALL RIGHT, HARRISON.
FUN TIME'S OVER.
469
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,287
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME...
470
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,090
AND GUESS WHAT,
I KNOW YOUR SECRET.
471
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:16,526
AUSTIN.
472
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,031
YO, CHECK IT OUT.
HERE'S THE DEAL.
473
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,167
I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU WITH S.D. AGAIN.
474
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:27,637
OH, SO NOW YOUR GONNA
TELL ME HOW TO RUN
MY SOCIAL LIFE?
475
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,808
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
LOOK, MAN, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
476
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:34,745
WAS. BEST FRIENDS DON'T
TAKE EACH OTHER FOR GRANTED,
MAN.
477
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,880
WH-WHAT'D HE SAY?
I NEVER DID THAT.
478
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,949
THEN WHY ISN'T
HE SPEAKING TO YOU?
479
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:42,552
- LOOK, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW HIM, GEORGE.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE.
480
00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,622
- HIS FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM?
- TENNESSEE TITANS.
481
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,457
- FAVORITE WITCH ON CHARMED?
- PRUE.
482
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,793
- MUSIC?
- SAYS RAP, REALLY
LIKES DANCE POP.
483
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,762
- DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YA?
- DETAILS.
484
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:55,532
I KNOW WHAT'S IN SUG'S HEART,
WHAT MAKES HIM TICK.
THAT TAKES TIME TO KNOW.
485
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,568
MAYBE, BUT THE ONE THING
I KNOW IS WHERE S.D.
WILL BE TONIGHT.
486
00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,338
OVER AT MY SPOT,
ROCKING THE PLAYSTATION.
487
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,006
SEE YA.
488
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:11,381
- YOU LIED TO ME.
- I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU.
I PROTECTED YOU.
489
00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:14,952
I CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR
490
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:18,021
MAKING ME FEEL
INADEQUATE AND UGLY.
491
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:22,725
FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE
I'M NOT WORTHY TO BE LOVED.
492
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:26,930
BUT I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU
493
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,399
FOR NOT TELLING ME WHO I AM
494
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:32,669
OR WHERE I COME FROM.
495
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,648
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU,
NICOLE.
496
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:49,853
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU ARE THE DAUGHTER
497
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:53,790
OF A KNOCKED UP 16-YEAR-OLD
CHEERLEADER WHO GAVE BIRTH
TO YOU
498
00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:56,859
IN THE RESTROOM
OF A FONTANA GREASY SPOON.
499
00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:02,199
NOT QUITE THE FAIRY TALE
YOU WERE HOPING FOR, IS IT?
500
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:07,104
- JUST GIVE ME HER NAME.
- NO.
501
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:09,807
- WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
- PLEASE.
502
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,642
IT WOULD TAKE THE PRESS
FIVE MINUTES WITH YOUR FATHER
503
00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:17,047
TO SPIN IT INTO SOME TABLOID
TALE OF MARITAL DIFFICULTY.
504
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:21,985
HE'S PROBABLY FOAMING AT
THE BIT TO REVEAL YOU WERE
JUST A BARGAINING CHIP.
505
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:25,222
TO SAVE A MARRIAGE
AND PRESERVE AN IMAGE.
506
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,225
HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE ME
IF I DIDN'T.
507
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,629
HE LEFT YOU ANYWAY.
508
00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:41,037
- I WANT HER NAME.
- WHY?
509
00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:42,905
SO YOU CAN LEAVE ME, TOO?
510
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,081
HOW COULD YOU
BE SO UNGRATEFUL?
511
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:54,417
I KNOW YOU THINK
I DON'T LOVE YOU, BUT I DO.
512
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,586
I NEED TO KNOW.
513
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,967
SHAGGY.
514
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,605
SHAGGY LOUISE GROUT.
515
00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:30,153
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
516
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,060
FONTANA.
517
00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:01,251
- OKAY, GOT MY ANSWER,
TIME TO GO.
- OH, HEY, COME ON, NIC.
518
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,522
I DID NOT FIGHT RUSH HOUR
TRAFFIC ON THE 10 FOR HOURS
TO JUST TURN AROUND.
519
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:06,989
- NEITHER DID YOU.
- YEAH.
520
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,426
BUT B, I GOT MY SPECTACULAR
WHITE-TRASH CLOSURE.
521
00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:12,462
- MY MOM'S ROSEANNE.
- THIS IS NOT CLOSURE, OKAY?
522
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,599
THIS IS JUST ONE
OF A THOUSAND DETAILS.
523
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:19,202
RIGHT. BUT DON'T YOU THINK
THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH?
524
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,671
I MEAN, WHY DISRUPT MY LIFE
EVEN FURTHER?
525
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,006
NIC, THIS PLACE IS
NOT YOUR MOTHER.
526
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,512
I KNOW.
527
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,847
[DOG BARKS]
528
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:34,084
YOU CAN DO IT. YOU HAVE TO.
529
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,522
BUT, WHAT IF I DON'T
LIKE MY ANSWERS?
530
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,390
WHAT IF YOU DO?
531
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,096
OKAY.
532
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:07,517
OH, NO.
533
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:16,259
HEY, GEORGE.
534
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,762
- SURPRISE, BABY.
- TICKETS TO THE CHILI PEPPERS?
535
00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:25,034
- S.D., YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
- NO, I WANTED TO.
536
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,537
NO, NO. I MEAN,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
537
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,772
I WAS ALREADY
PLANNING TO TAKE SAM.
538
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,941
YO, THESE ARE FLOOR SEATS.
539
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,312
SORRY, MAN. IT'S SAM'S
AND MY FAVORITE BAND.
540
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,380
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
541
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,017
- SIT HOME ALONE?
- NO, GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
542
00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,420
THEY'RE PLAYING SATURDAY, TOO.
YEAH, THIS'LL WORK OUT GREAT.
543
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,655
- THEN WE CAN WATCH HOOPS...
- WHOA, WHOA.
544
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,358
SUGAR, JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.
545
00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:51,861
I THINK I NEED A LITTLE BREAK
THIS WEEKEND.
546
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,531
I'M GONNA HANG OUT WITH SAM.
547
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,866
ALL WEEKEND?
548
00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:02,004
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE?
- SUGAR, WE'RE JUST
HANGING OUT HERE.
549
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:05,808
YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN.
YOU'RE TAKING THIS
WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
550
00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:10,647
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
TAKING IT SERIOUS ENOUGH.
551
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,522
I'M GONNA BE HONEST.
552
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,391
YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME.
553
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,194
I MEAN, SAM'S MY GIRLFRIEND
AND YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
554
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:28,998
IT'S NOT AN EITHER/OR SITUATION.
I NEED BOTH.
555
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,836
I MEAN, I CAN'T JUST BE
DEFINED BY ANY ONE THING.
NO ONE CAN.
556
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,838
WELL, I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE THAT.
557
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:40,510
WELL, YOU'D BETTER
FIGURE OUT A WAY.
558
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,914
I DON'T THINK YOU
WANT TO MAKE ME CHOOSE.
559
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,461
[GROWLING]
560
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:02,265
UNTIE ME. LOOK INTO MY EYES
AND FEEL MY POWER.
561
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:05,802
- ARE YOU THROUGH YET?
- SOON YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE.
562
00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,704
[TALKING IN TONGUES]
563
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,941
ALL RIGHT, FAKER.
I MAY NOT SPEAK LATIN,
BUT NEITHER DO YOU.
564
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:15,978
UNLESS SATAN'S DAY JOB
IS AT THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT,
565
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:19,449
I'M GONNA GUESS YOU READ
THOSE WORDS ON THE BACK OF
A ONE DOLLAR BILL.
566
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:23,320
- E PLURIBUS UNUM.
I FIGURED IT OUT.
- DON'T QUESTION MY POWER.
567
00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:26,589
SOON YOU'LL REGRET IT, JUST LIKE
YOU'LL REGRET WASTING YOUR TIME
568
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:30,360
WITH THAT CREATINE-SWILLING,
JOCK STRAP YA CALL A BOYFRIEND.
569
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,695
- [LAUGHS CRAZILY]
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
570
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,798
I DON'T NEED FRIENDS
I DON'T LIKE.
RIGHT NOW, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
571
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:39,703
SO EITHER THIS ENDS
RIGHT NOW OR CONSIDER
THE BOND WE HAVE BROKEN.
572
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,207
GOODBYE, HARRISON.
I HOPE THE NOVAK ENJOYS
YOUR PERFORMANCE.
573
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,445
SAM. WAIT.
574
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,621
I'M SORRY.
575
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,426
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T SPEAK LATIN.
576
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:07,030
OR ANY DEMON TONGUE
FOR THAT MATTER.
577
00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,966
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A WHOLE LOT
578
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:14,337
AND YOUR HEAD
IS PROBABLY A BIT MESSED UP.
579
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,473
BUT THIS?
580
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,742
I JUST GAVE YOU THE SHOW
YOU WANTED.
581
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:23,546
HEY, YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES
WHO WERE CONVINCED
I WAS POSSESSED.
582
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:26,516
ONLY BECAUSE YOU STARTED
ACTING LIKE A MALE NICOLE.
583
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,418
SAM, PEOPLE NOTICE NICOLE.
584
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,621
YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT,
BUT SINCE I GOT BACK FROM
THE HOSPITAL,
585
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,391
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S
PAID ME ANY REAL ATTENTION.
586
00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:37,126
I'M SORRY.
587
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:45,669
I GUESS WE ALL THOUGHT
WHAT WOULD BE BEST WOULD BE
TO TREAT YOU THE SAME.
588
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:49,506
YEAH. YOU'D THINK THAT.
589
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,574
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
590
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,143
I'M NOT THE SAME.
591
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,547
THIS WHOLE
"BATTLING FOR MY LIFE"
EXPERIENCE CHANGED ME.
592
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,048
IT DID ALL OF US.
593
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:02,485
DON'T GET ME WRONG,
I'M GLAD I'M BETTER.
594
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:07,490
I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE WAY I WAS BEFORE.
595
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:11,494
SCARED, AFRAID TO ACT...
596
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,796
INSIGNIFICANT.
597
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,967
SO...
598
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:22,439
HOW WAS BEING NASTY
AND HURTFUL THE ANSWER?
599
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,273
IT WASN'T.
600
00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,242
AND, BELIEVE ME, I'M SORRY.
601
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,078
I THINK THIS WHOLE MENTAL THING
JUST KINDA POPPED A CORK.
602
00:37:29,147 --> 00:37:30,680
[SIGHS]
603
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,715
SAMMY,
604
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,116
I'M SORRY.
605
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,820
JUST TRY AND
BE PATIENT WITH ME
606
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:40,089
WHILE I FIGURE OUT
WHO I AM, OKAY?
607
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,794
I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
608
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,266
[SIGH OF RELIEF]
609
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,407
YOU KNOW,
610
00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:02,211
WE'RE ALL READY
TO WELCOME YOU BACK.
WHOEVER YOU ARE NOW.
611
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,880
[BOTH LAUGH]
612
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,950
JUST PROMISE THAT
IT'S ACTUALLY YOU AND NOT...
613
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,284
SOMEONE ELSE.
614
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,457
YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS,
615
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,860
THE PROJECTILE LUNCH.
616
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,697
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
JUST ATE TOO FAST...
617
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,468
ALL RIGHT, HERETIC.
ARE YOU READY?
618
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:29,639
GIMME A MINUTE? I HAVE A FEW
THINGS TO FIGURE OUT.
619
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:32,775
TAKE YOUR TIME.
I'M GONNA GO FIND THE GIRLS,
620
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,211
TO LET THEM KNOW THAT
THE "DEMON" IS BEGONE.
621
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,361
♪ WITH EVERY DAY
I MISS YOU MORE
622
00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,266
♪ PEOPLE SAY
THAT TIME WILL HEAL
623
00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:01,137
♪ BUT THEY DON'T KNOW
JUST HOW I FEEL
624
00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,872
♪ WITHOUT YOU
625
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:06,208
♪ AND IT WAS YOU
THAT KEPT ME STRONG
626
00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:11,213
♪ EVEN THOUGH
YOU WERE IN PAIN
627
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:14,651
♪ LIFE WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME
628
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,786
♪ WITHOUT YOU
629
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,590
♪ I LOOK AROUND AND YOU'RE...
630
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:24,728
YO, SUG,
I KNOW I TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED,
631
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,964
AND IT WASN'T RIGHT
AND I'M REALLY SORRY.
632
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,734
I'VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED MYSELF.
633
00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:35,972
I JUST GOT SO WRAPPED
UP WITH LILY THAT
634
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,140
I LOST SIGHT OF WHO I WAS.
635
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,277
AND I'M ONLY SORRY THAT
IT TOOK GEORGE MAKING ME JEALOUS
636
00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:44,681
TO REALIZE HOW
IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO ME.
637
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:48,084
I DON'T LIKE VOCABULARY, SUG.
638
00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:50,487
I LIKE VIDEO GAMES
639
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,288
AND CHICKEN.
640
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:55,491
AND FOOTBALL... AND YOU.
641
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,395
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, MAN.
642
00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:01,463
YOUR FRIENDSHIP GIVES ME
DIMENSION.
643
00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:04,667
AND YOU...
644
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,037
WELL, YOU COMPLETE ME, S.D.
645
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:14,176
- I JUST...
- SHUT UP.
646
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,650
YOU HAD ME AT "YO".
647
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:24,620
LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.
648
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,697
YOU SHOULD'VE KNOCKED.
649
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,398
I GOT NERVOUS.
650
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:41,270
- I'LL KNOCK FOR YOU.
- NO.
651
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,141
PLEASE.
652
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,809
OKAY.
653
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,913
WE'LL JUST WAIT
AS LONG AS NECESSARY.
654
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:53,282
- THANKS, B.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
655
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,685
- [BOTTLES CLINKING]
- [FOOTSTEPS FROM INSIDE]
656
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,721
- HI.
- I TOLD YOU GIRL SCOUTS
657
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,389
NOT TO COME
KNOCKING AT MY DOOR.
658
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,224
DO I LOOK LIKE
I NEED THIN MINTS?
659
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,094
EXCUSE ME, MISS...
660
00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,731
ARE YOU SHAGGY LOUISE GROUT?
661
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,735
NO. AND UNLESS YOU WORK
FOR ED MCMAHON, PLEASE REMOVE
YOURSELF FROM MY PROPERTY.
662
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:16,305
BUT, THIS IS SHAGGY LOUISE
GROUT'S TRAILER, RIGHT?
663
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,674
YEAH. IT IS.
664
00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:21,811
BOUGHT IT AT HER
ESTATE SALE LAST WINTER.
665
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,113
- HER ESTATE SALE?
- HM.
666
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:28,818
- YOU MEAN SHE'S...
- AS A DOORKNOB.
667
00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:32,855
OH. I'M SORRY. IS SHE A FRIEND?
DID YOU KNOW HER?
668
00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,291
NO. I DIDN'T.
669
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:39,428
- DID YOU?
- 'FRAID NOT.
JUST BOUGHT HER TRAILER.
670
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,098
APPARENTLY
SHE DIDN'T HAVE NO KIN.
671
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,334
WELL, SORRY
I COULDN'T BE MORE HELP.
672
00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:07,623
MY MOTHER'S DEAD.
673
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:12,294
I'M SAD I NEVER
GOT TO MEET HER.
674
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,366
SOME CLOSURE.
675
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,503
I'M SORRY.
676
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:26,208
I FEEL LIKE, NO MATTER WHAT
WOULD'VE HAPPENED HERE TODAY,
677
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:30,146
YOU STILL WOULD'VE HAD SO
MANY MORE QUESTIONS, NIC.
678
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:34,417
SOMETIMES CLOSURE DOESN'T
MEAN YOU GET ALL THE ANSWERS.
679
00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:41,190
I KNOW. BUT, AT LEAST
YOU GOT SOME OF THEM.
680
00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,826
[SOBS]
681
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,396
I DIDN'T EVEN GET
TO MEET MY MOTHER.
682
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,434
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
683
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,505
[WHISPERS] HONEY...
684
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,574
I AM SO SORRY.
685
00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:29,405
♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK
686
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:33,342
♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE
687
00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:36,746
♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE
688
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,781
♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY
689
00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:45,287
♪ OOH LA LA LA LA
690
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,895
♪ OOH LA LA LA LA ♪