YEAH, OKAY.
SEE, HON, THE FRINGE
ON THIS PRICELESS, VINTAGE OSSIE CLARK JACKET
WEIGHS ABOUT 50 POUNDS, AND IT'S THROWING MY BACK OUT.
HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE, OKAY?
NIC, IS IT TOO SPONTANEOUS OR TOO CALCULATING?
SOMEHOW, MARY CHERRY, IT'S BOTH.
DAMN. YOU KNOW, NIC, SCHOOL PICTURES ARE THIS FRIDAY,
AND FRANKLY, I'M IN A PANIC.
MY EARTH-SHATTERINGLY STUNNING MUG
WILL BE FOREVER IN PRINT IN THE CAMELOT YEARBOOK,
FOREVER SUMMING UP THIS TIME,
THIS SPACE, THIS CALENDAR YEAR.
I'VE GOTTA LOOK BETTER THAN I'VE EVER LOOKED BEFORE.
I MUST BE PERFECTION.
LET'S TRY ON ANOTHER OUTFIT, OKAY?
- OH, OKAY. - MM-HMM.
- [CLICK] - [MOTOR WHIRRING]
I DON'T KNOW, NIC. ALL THIS STUFF JUST SEEMS SO...
LAST WEEK, YOU KNOW?
OH, HEY.
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
[KNOCKING]
- HEY, CAN WE GET IN THERE? - OH, I'M SORRY LI'L LILY.
YOU KNOW, THE ANNE HECHE SOCIETY FOR THE SEXUALLY CONFUSED IS MEETING IN THE CAFETERIA.
SO, SORRY.
- I MAY WEEP. - DON'T GIVE UP, MARY CHERRY.
FINDING THE PERFECT OUTFIT FOR SCHOOL PICTURES TAKES TIME.
- [POUNDING ON DOOR] - I SAID HOLD YOUR WATER.
WHICH OF YOU IS MARY CHERRY, DAUGHTER OF CHERRY CHERRY
OF CHERRY CHERRY ENTERPRISES INCORPORATED?
WHY, I'M MARY CHERRY, DAUGHTER OF CHERRY CHERRY OF CHERRY CHERRY...
I'M AUTHORIZED TO SEIZE ALL ASSETS, BOTH PERSONAL AND PRIVATE,
OF CHERRY CHERRY AND HER DEPENDENTS TO BE SOLD AUCTION FOR NONPAYMENT OF DEBT.
OKAY.
SEXY OFFICER OF THE LAW,
THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE.
- WE'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN GOD. - NOT ANYMORE, DEADBEAT.
YOUR MOTHER'S BANKRUPT.
TRYING TO HIDE YOUR STASH OF DESIGNER DUDS AT SCHOOL, ARE YA?
NIC... NIC... NIC, HELP ME.
EXCUSE ME, SHERIFF-MAN.
WHAT'S A STARTING BID ON THAT DOLCE & GABBANA SWEATER?
I WILL NOT STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY ENTIRE WARDROBE.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. THAT'S A CUTE TOP YOU'RE WEARING.
VINTAGE PATRIZIA PEPE, RIGHT?
[SCREAMS]
♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE
♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE
♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS
♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE
♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY
♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED
♪ WELL, ME AND B
♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS
♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪
I'M SORRY. I KNOW HOW MUCH BEING CO-EDITORS OF THE YEARBOOK MEANS TO YOU
BUT UNLESS THERE'S AN UNEXPECTED INCREASE IN SALES,
THIS WILL BE THE LAST EDITION OF THE KENNEDY CAMELOT.
BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT, MR. KRUPPS.
WE KNOW WHY ORDERS ARE DOWN.
[CARMEN] KIDS ARE OPTING OUT OF HAVING THEIR PICTURE TAKEN.
IT'S THE DAY WITH THE HIGHEST ABSENTEEISM RATE.
IF KIDS DON'T GET IN THE YEARBOOK...
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BUY IT. IT'S A VICIOUS CIRCLE.
INTERESTING ANALYSIS. WHAT CAN THE SCHOOL DO TO CHANGE IT?
WE THINK MOST NO-SHOWS ARE KIDS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE.
THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO LOOK THEIR BEST.
SO, I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA THAT SAM THINKS IS REALLY GOOD.
IF WE COULD HIRE A MAKE-UP ARTIST AND MAYBE A HAIRSTYLIST,
WE COULD PREP THEM BEFORE THEY GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN.
OFFER THEM A SELECTION OF REALLY NICE CLOTHES FOR THE PHOTO.
THEN WE THINK WE COULD GET 100% OF THE STUDENTS TO POSE.
WHICH WOULD BE AN INCENTIVE TO BUY THE ANNUAL.
WHICH WOULD BE SALES. I MEAN, IT'S A SURE THING.
I REALIZE YOUR INTENTIONS ARE GOOD, GIRLS.
BUT HERE AT KENNEDY, WE'RE STILL PASSING OFF KETCHUP AS A VEGETABLE.
- THERE'S JUST NO FUNDS TO... - MR. KRUPPS,
WE CANNOT LOSE THE YEARBOOK.
IT'S A GREAT TRADITION.
I'M SORRY, GIRLS. I'LL PUT IN A REQUEST WITH THE SCHOOL BOARD
TO CONSIDER YOUR SUGGESTION FOR NEXT YEAR.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE UP THE MATTER ON YOUR OWN,
WELL, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO DONATE TO A CHARITABLE CAUSE.
LET'S SEE... WILL 20 DOLLARS HELP YOU?
[CHUCKLES] IT IS A START.
THANK YOU, MR. KRUPPS.
- HEY. - HEY.
LOOK WHAT NURSE DAN SENT ME. IT'S YOU, ME AND CLARENCE.
REMEMBER, WHEN WE ALL WENT SKATEBOARDING THAT NIGHT IN THE...
IN THE... HEY...
EARTH TO BROOKE.
OH, I'M... SORRY.
I JUST LOOK SO TERRIBLE.
WELL, NEWS FLASH. YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR AN EATING DISORDER.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THIS SNAP. YOU LOOK GREAT NOW.
THAT JUNIOR-YEAR PICTURE YOU'LL TAKE FRIDAY WILL BE SEVENTEEN COVER STUFF.
I'M NOT SITTING FOR YEARBOOK PICTURES THIS YEAR.
WHY NOT?
YOU'VE GOT GREAT STYLE...
DID I TELL YOU THAT LAST YEAR DURING PICTURE WEEK I ONLY ATE AN APPLE?
YOU LIVED ON AN APPLE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK?
YES. I WANTED TO LOOK PERFECT FOR PICTURES.
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT PLACE OR FEEL THOSE PRESSURES AGAIN.
SO I'M NOT TAKING THE PICTURE. END OF SUBJECT.
BROOKE, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS.
IF YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF THE WAY...
-I SEE MYSELF THE WAY THAT I AM. -RELAX. HUH?
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
TAKING THIS PICTURE COULD BE A BREAKTHROUGH.
WHY DON'T WE TAKE OFF ALL THE PRESSURE OF LOOKING GREAT FOR THE PHOTO?
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL, I'LL SHOW YA.
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, BUT...
BROOKE, YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I DIDN'T WANT ANY HELP.
YOU WALKED ME THROUGH SOME SERIOUS STUFF. IT'S MY TURN TO DO THAT FOR YOU.
WE'VE BECOME CLOSE FRIENDS. TRUST ME.
- I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS. - OKAY.
HI, HONS. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
[CARMEN] WE DON'T HAVE TO MOUNT A FUNDRAISING DRIVE.
HIRING A STYLIST AND BUYING CLOTHES WAS PLAN "A."
- IT IS NOT OUR ONLY OPTION. - OKAY, SO WHAT'S PLAN "B"?
THERE'S SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP IF WE APPEAL TO HER SENSE OF COMMUNITY.
LIKE WHO?
OH, HEY, SPAM, CARMEN.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A STIPPLE BEARD?
YEAH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TRASH BAG?
OH, SWEET, FASHION-IGNORANT CARMEN,
THIS ISN'T TRASH BAG.
IT'S A HEFTY. YOU KNOW I NEVER WEAR GENERIC BRANDS.
RIGHT. STILL, A PLASTIC BAG ON YOUR BODY.
AW, SILLY GOOSE, DON'T YA KNOW?
IT'S HOBO CHIC. YEAH.
IT'S THE LATEST TREND FROM GAY PARIS.
AS ALWAYS, WHEN IT COMES TO KENNEDY HIGH COUTURE, I LEAD THE WAY.
SCHOOL PICTURES ARE BEING TAKEN FOR THE YEARBOOK THIS FRIDAY.
A LOT OF GIRLS WHO WOULD BENEFIT FROM BEING ABLE TO BORROW YOUR CLOTHES.
I'M SORRY, SPAM. I DON'T LEND OUT MY CLOSET.
THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S HAIRY GOOSEFLESH
RUBBING UP AGAINST MY PRICEY ENSEMBLES JUST GIVES ME THE WILLIES.
CARM, SPAM, BEGGAR.
HEY, THAT'S MY OSSIE.
I PAID $5,000 FOR THAT JACKET.
THAT'S FUNNY. I PAID $299.
SHE SPENDS $5,000 ON A JACKET AND WON'T EVEN GIVE US A SWEATER.
WHAT A SELFISH... BITCH.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
MARY CHERRY, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY.
- I OVERHEARD THE SHERIFFS. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[STOMACH GROWLS]
HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?
OH, YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REASON MY STOMACH IS RUMBLING
IS 'CAUSE I TOOK TOO MANY LAXATIVES.
I GOTTA GET DOWN TO MY FIGHTING WEIGHT FOR SCHOOL PICTURES.
A.K.A., A SIZE NEGATIVE FOUR.
MARY CHERRY, LOOK. JUST DROP THE FACADE.
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS WHOLE HOBO-CHIC THING
TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT YOU FEEL HUMILIATED BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR.
I COME FROM A SINGLE-PARENT FAMILY. WE CLIP COUPONS EVERY SUNDAY.
BELIEVE ME, I CAN RELATE.
[RUMBLING]
HERE. I HAVE SEVEN BUCKS SAVED FOR LUNCH.
TAKE FOUR AND EAT SOMETHING
SO YOU DON'T FAINT.
I'M NOT POOR, LILY.
AND I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY.
DRESSING UP IN CLOTHES FROM THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT.
I DO NOT SEE HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
BROOKE, YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS ENTIRELY THE WRONG WAY.
LET'S SEE. HERE... HEY, DIG THESE.
- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. - COME ON.
HOW ABOUT WITH,
SAY, THIS SHIRT THAT LOOKS LIKE A PICNIC CLOTH?
ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO LOOK RIDICULOUS?
YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO.
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHY? - YES.
BECAUSE, TWO MONTHS AGO, I WAS GOING THROUGH CHEMOTHERAPY.
I WAS THROWING UP EVERY DAY, HOOKED UP TO AN IV MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT.
AND GUESS WHAT. NOW I WANT TO HAVE FUN.
I WON'T GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER
LIKE SOME LOUSY PICTURE FOR AN OVERPRICED YEARBOOK.
INSTEAD, I PLAN TO TREAT THIS PHOTO SHOOT
WITH ALL THE CONTEMPT I THINK IT DESERVES.
NOW, IF YOU WOULD PLEASE
HELP ME FIND A MOLTING INDIAN HEADDRESS, I'D BE VERY MUCH OBLIGED.
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T SEE AN INDIAN HEADDRESS, BUT...
I DID SEE A CUB SCOUT CAP
THAT WAS LOOPED THROUGH A HANGAR OVER THERE.
PERFECT.
[POP SONG PLAYS]
HONEY, IT'S NOT JUST A MATTER OF HELPING SAM AND CARMEN SAVE THE YEARBOOK.
WE'RE ALSO PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.
IF WE DON'T PICK UP THESE CANS, THEY'LL JUST ADD TO A LANDFILL.
I DON'T KNOW, LIL. I LIKE THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE PLANET, BUT...
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO DIG IN THE TRASH TO HELP.
NO, I MEAN, AS FAR AS CHARITY GOES,
I THINK GIVING PEOPLE MAKEOVERS FOR SCHOOL PICTURES IS KINDA LAME.
YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOU COULDN'T AFFORD TO LOOK YOUR BEST.
NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. I SEE PEOPLE PICK UP RECYCLING STUFF ALL THE TIME--
PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO EAT, PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY DESPERATE.
SHOULDN'T WE BE GIVING THESE CANS TO THEM?
YEAH. YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM?
YEAH. THESE CANS ARE WORTH MONEY.
SOMEONE COULD USE THEM TO GET A DECENT MEAL
AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER FOR A SWEATSHIRT OR SOMETHING.
I'M REALLY RIGHT? AWESOME.
YEAH. LET'S JUST LEAVE THESE CANS HERE
FOR THE FIRST PERSON THAT CAN USE THEM.
WE'LL FIGURE OUT ANOTHER WAY TO HELP SAM AND CARMEN.
THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND PICTURE WE'VE EVER TAKEN THAT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST?
I WAS GONNA SHOW YOU, BUT YOU GOT SO UPSET THE FIRST TIME.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANY PICTURE.
OKAY. DON'T LAUGH. [CLEARS THROAT]
IT WAS MY FIRST BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU GAVE ME A MEGA BOX OF CRAYONS.
- I TRIED TO THANK YOU. - AND I TURNED AWAY.
OH, MY GOD, HOW RUDE.
MY MOTHER STILL TEASES ME ABOUT IT.
- KNOW WHAT SHE CALLS THIS MOMENT? - WHAT?
THE "IMMORTAL REJECTION CAPTURED FOREVER ON FILM."
THANK YOU... FOR A VERY MEMORABLE AFTERNOON
- AND FOR NOT LETTING ME SLIP... - DON'T MENTION IT.
I HAD FUN.
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
FOR OUR TEST SHOT, LET'S RECREATE THIS POSE.
- AND GET REJECTED AGAIN? - NO ARGUING.
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS...
TO TRY AND KISS ME.
OKAY? FIVE.
- FOUR... - BROOKE, I AM NOT...
JUST DO IT.
THREE, TWO, ONE.
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN AWAY. - I KNOW.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU? - BECAUSE I REALIZED THIS AFTERNOON
THAT I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
[STUTTERS] YOU MEAN LIKE...
R-ROMANTIC FEELINGS?
YEAH.
OKAY, UM... YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS,
BUT I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING WITH MY LIFE.
BUT HARD AS I TRY, I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS.
I GET DRIVEN OFF TRACK BY WHAT'S EXPECTED OF ME,
THIS NOTION OF HAVING TO BE PERFECT.
BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU, I JUST SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS.
I TRUST YOU. HARRISON, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE TO ME.
I FINALLY REALIZED THAT YOU...
GOD, YOU ARE THE RIGHT THING.
UH, GOD. BROOKE, UH...
I MEAN... OH, GOD.
I WANTED TO GO OUT ALL LAST YEAR,
AND YOU REJECTED ME, AND BEFORE THAT,
I WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU FOR, LIKE...
THEN I WROTE IT ALL OFF AND MOVED ON.
LOOK, I WAS WRONG. I ADMIT IT.
- LET'S CORRECT IT. - ARE YOU SAYING...
[CLEARS THROAT, SNORTS]
- SORRY. - THAT'S OKAY.
WHAT I MEAN IS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME?
I'D LOVE TO.
IF YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE I HAD LEUKEMIA
AND I COULD SLIP OUT OF REMISSION AND YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME...
- I'M NOT. - DON'T THINK OF ME AS A CHARITY CASE.
- I DON'T. - ARE YOU SURE?
POSITIVE.
WELL...
HOW ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT?
- IT'S A DATE. - WELL, GOOD.
- I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT SCHOOL THEN. - GOOD.
WAIT. UH...
MEET ME AT MY LOCKER, AND WE CAN WALK TO CLASS TOGETHER.
- OKAY. - OKAY.
THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
THEN, WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
OH, NO... OKAY.
OH, AND IN CASE I NEVER TOLD YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CRAYONS AND...
- OW. - ARE YOU OKAY?
IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
[CARMEN] YOU WANT A MAKEOVER? WE CAN DO IT... GOOD.
HEY, MAKEOVER? NO? OKAY.
WOULD YOU LIKE... DO YOU WANT A MAKEOVER? I CAN DO...
HELLO.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THESE ARE GREAT.
MY MOM'S BEEN A BRIDESMAID FIVE TIMES. SHE'S HAPPY TO GET RID OF THEM.
AND SHE DOESN'T WANT HER PASHMINA SHAWLS ANYMORE. CAN YOU TAKE THEM?
- HOW'S IT GOING? - REALLY SLOW. NO ONE'S SIGNED UP.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
AFTER ALL WE'VE GONE THROUGH TO GET NICE CLOTHES,
THE PICTURES ARE IN TWO DAYS...
LOOK AT THAT SIGN.
I DON'T THINK IT COULD BE ANY CLEARER.
- MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. - WHAT IS?
A LITTLE TOO MUCH CLARITY.
LOOK, I KNOW YOUR HEARTS ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, BUT...
IT MIGHT BE EMBARRASSING FOR SOMEONE TO JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY,
AND ANNOUNCE TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THEY'RE HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS
AND THEY NEED YOUR HELP.
I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, JUST...
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE.
DON'T BE MAD.
IS SHE SAYING THAT THE POSTER IS TOO BIG?
MARY CHERRY?
LI'L LILY, YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU'RE AN EXPERIENCED POOR PERSON,
AND I BELIEVED YOU.
HOW DID I LIE TO YOU?
YOU TOLD ME THAT I COULD BUY THINGS WITH THESE CANS.
AND I HAVE BEEN TO NEIMAN'S AND SAKS AND EVEN THE GAP.
AND THEY LAUGHED ME OUT ONTO THE STREET.
YEAH. MARY CHERRY, YOU CAN'T USE THE CANS THEMSELVES.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TO A RECYCLING CENTER.
THEN THEY WILL GIVE YOU CASH FOR THEM.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
WHY, OH, WHY, IS POVERTY SO COMPLICATED?
OKAY.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR MONEY ANYWAY?
THEY GRABBED MY RIPE CHERRY ASSETS.
MAMA'S CREDITORS, I MEAN.
HER LIQUID ASSETS WENT RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN, LEAVING US PENNILESS.
NOW SHE'S AWAY ON BUSINESS, LEAVING ME TO FORAGE FOR MYSELF
IN THE COLD, HARD WORLD OF POVERTY.
BUT YOU'RE BOUND TO GET IT ALL BACK WHEN YOUR MOTHER COMES HOME, RIGHT?
NO. THEY'VE SOLD EVERYTHING OFF AT AUCTION TO PAY OFF HER BILLS.
I JUST CAN'T BEAR THE SHAME OF IT.
IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.
SO, HOW MUCH CAN I MAKE PER CAN?
- FIVE CENTS. - WELL, PRAISE JESUS! I'M RICH AGAIN.
HEY. HOW MUCH FOR TWO CANS?
[SIGHS]
OKAY, LOOK. I'M GONNA HELP YOU.
BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE TO SWEAR TO ME
THAT EVEN IF YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK,
YOU WILL NEVER WEAR FUR AGAIN.
WELL, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, TINY DANCER,
BUT IF THOSE ARE YOUR CONDITIONS,
I WILL LIVE PELT-FREE.
I SWEAR BY THE RED EARTH OF TARA,
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
I WILL NEVER WEAR SABLE AGAIN.
[LILY] CAN'T YOU JUST SAY "OKAY" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
[MARY] OKAY.
- THIS IS SO UNREAL TO ME. - WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW, JUST MEETING YOU AT YOUR LOCKER,
WALKING YOU TO CLASS, THINKING THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO ALL THESE THINGS.
I DO.
BUT I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME.
FUNNY.
HA-HA.
WHAT?
SUG, YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING?
MAN, I'VE GOTTA GET MYSELF A COVER FOR SOMETHING LIKE LEUKEMIA.
WHY ARE YOU EATING WHAT I'M EATING?
DON'T GET WEIRDED OUT OR ANYTHING. I'M JUST PRACTICING LETTING GO.
LUNCH IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE DAY FOR ME.
YEAH?
YEAH, CHOOSING WHAT TO EAT CAN BE REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
SOMETIMES I'LL WORRY ABOUT IT ALL MORNING.
I GUESS HAVING WHAT YOU'RE HAVING IS A WAY OF FREEING MYSELF FROM ALL THAT--
GETTING RID OF THE PRESSURE TO LOOK A CERTAIN WAY FOR MY PICTURE.
I TRUST YOU, HARRISON. COMPLETELY.
YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. ROAST BEEF OR PIZZA?
[STAMMERS] GOSH.
THEY BOTH LOOK DOABLE, I GUESS.
THE ROAST BEEF.
CAN YOU MAKE THAT TWO?
THANKS.
WE CAN'T GIVE UP THE YEARBOOK,
NOT AFTER COMING THIS FAR.
- SUBTLE. - [SAM SIGHS]
I WONDER IF WE'RE TRYING TO START TOO BIG.
SUBTLE. SUBTLE. SUBTLE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST BEGIN WITH ONE PERSON--
SOMEONE WHO COULD BENEFIT FROM A MAKEOVER,
SOMEONE WHO COULD DEMONSTRATE
HOW MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE WE CAN MAKE
IN THEIR PERSONAL APPEARANCE.
YOU MEAN, ASK SOMEBODY TO BE OUR GUINEA PIG.
- SUBTLE, REMEMBER? - YEAH.
NO. NO. NO.
WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO
IS MANEUVER SOMEONE INTO BECOMING AN ACTIVE ROLE MODEL
WHO COULD DRAW OTHER PEOPLE TO OUR CAUSE.
WHO DO WE KNOW THAT HAS REALLY BAD CLOTHES,
SCARES THE PANTS OFF A CAMERA,
YET HAS A PROMINENT POSITION AT THIS SCHOOL?
CLEAN THE WAX OUT OF YOUR GLAMAZON EARS AND LISTEN UP, CARMEN.
I'M CALLING A SPECIAL SESSION OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL,
TO CHANGE THE NAME OF OUR CHEERLEADING SQUAD.
NO LONGER WILL IT BE CALLED BY A CORRUPTED VERSION OF THE WORD "AMAZON."
INSTEAD, WE SHALL GLORIFY OUR INNATE FEMININE FERTILITY.
THE GLAMAZONS WILL BECOME...
THE EGGS.
[SNICKERS]
APRIL, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
YOU WERE?
HEY, THANKS TO YOU, LILY, I'M ON MY WAY BACK.
BUT, MARY CHERRY...
BEING POOR WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
WE HAD TO GET YOU SOMETHING TO WEAR, AND YOU BOUGHT ALL THAT MAC MAKEUP.
ADD THAT TO WHAT YOU SPENT ON THIS LUNCH, AND YOU ARE BROKE AGAIN.
WHAT?
WELL, HOW COULD THIS BE?
IT'S JUST A VICIOUS CIRCLE.
WORK. SPEND. WORK. SPEND.
YOU KNOW, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE POOR UNDER THESE MISERABLE CONDITIONS.
I CAN'T DO IT.
IT'S A LOT EASIER WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
- NO WAY. - OKAY, LOOK.
IF YOU THINK YOU AREN'T GOING TO HAVE MONEY FOR A WHILE,
MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
TAKING ON SOMETHING A LITTLE UNPLEASANT.
LIKE INCREASING MY THIGHS
SO MY BODY CAN LIVE OFF MY FAT DEPOSITS
IN CASE I'VE GOT NOTHING TO EAT FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS?
NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT GETTING A JOB.
OH. WELL, GREAT.
WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET?
NOT ME, MARY CHERRY. YOU.
[LAUGHING]
[CRYING]
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT THE OUTLINE.
MUSLIN STRIP.
OH. MM-HM.
NOW, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, APRIL.
ALL RIGHT? THIS PART'S GONNA STING A LITTLE BIT.
- IT'S FOR MY OWN GOOD. - ALL RIGHT, ATTAGIRL.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND TRY AND REMAIN REALLY STILL.
- [SAM SCREAMS] - ALL RIGHT, DON'T MOVE.
DON'T MOVE. BASE, BASE. WHERE'S MY BASE? COME ON, COME ON.
STEADY. BREATHE. WE'RE ALMOST AT THE BLEND.
[APRIL] SAM, CARMEN FERRARA, MRS. McPHERSON,
THANK YOU FOR THE BEAUTY ATTENTION AND THE OUTFIT YOU LOANED ME.
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN KEEP MY HAS-BEENA.
PASHMINA... SHAWL.
[APRIL] I READ IN COSMO GIRL THAT PASHMINAS ARE OUT,
OVER, DEAD.
IS THIS TRUE?
[BOTH] NO.
I KNEW MY STYLE BUDDIES WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN.
LAST YEAR THE GLAMAZONS GAVE ME A MAKEOVER,
BUT THEY DID IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE A BET.
I'M GLAD THAT YOU, MY NEW CHUMS,
WILL BE AROUND TO MAKE SURE THAT I KEEP IT TOGETHER.
WE WILL, APRIL.
- [APRIL] HM. - WHAT?
HEY.
HERE. I HAVE THIS PASHMINA SHAWL, AND I NEVER WEAR IT.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH THAT DRESS YOU'VE GIVEN APRIL.
THANK YOU. THAT IS SO SWEET, BROOKE.
I THINK IT'S GREAT, WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR HER.
IT'S KINDA LIKE WHAT HARRISON'S DOING FOR ME.
- HE'S GIVING YOU A MAKEOVER? - [GIGGLES] NO.
IT'S JUST BEING WITH HIM
HAS MADE ME SEE MYSELF IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LIGHT.
I DON'T MIND THIS WHOLE PICTURE THING ANYMORE.
I CAN DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS WITH HIM FOR SO LONG.
YEAH, HE'S A REALLY SPECIAL GUY.
SO, YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY I'D WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM, SAM?
YOU HAVE A DATE WITH HARRISON?
ON FRIDAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
- MIND? NO, WHY WOULD I MIND? - OH, MY GOD!
- THAT'S WONDERFUL. - SAM, THANK YOU.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS, I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SOMETHING.
- OKAY. - OH... [CHUCKLES]
[JANE] ALL RIGHT, APRIL. THAT'S IT.
- TAKE A LOOK. - WAIT.
[APRIL LAUGHS]
OKAY, APRIL. COME ON.
- [APRIL] I'M AFRAID. - COME ON.
[♪ RAP]
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU
♪ WHEN YOU'RE HOT, YOU'RE HOT
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU
- ♪ WHEN YOU'RE HOT, YOU'RE HOT - ♪ LISTEN UP
♪ WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING... ♪
GOD.
I'M A FRIGGIN' FOX!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS.
- THIS IS HUMILIATING! - MARY CHERRY.
YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS JOB.
WITH A RECESSION COMING, ANYONE WITH STEADY EMPLOYMENT
SHOULD LIGHT A CANDLE AND SAY A PRAYER.
YEAH, OKAY, HON. SEE, I CAN'T LIGHT A CANDLE,
'CAUSE THIS CHEAP HAIRNET WILL GO UP IN FLAMES!
EVEN WITH MY NATURALLY BLONDE TRESSES COVERED BY THIS UNSIGHTLY SNOOD,
EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL WILL STILL RECOGNIZE MY IRREPRESSIBLE SPIRIT.
AND THEY'LL KNOW.
THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE BROKE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING NOTICED. TAKE IT FROM ME.
AT THIS SCHOOL, WHERE HALF THE JUNIOR CLASS DRIVES BOXSTERS,
THE POORER YOU ARE, THE MORE INVISIBLE YOU BECOME.
QUIT GABBIN', PART-TIMER, AND START DISHING UP THOSE SLOPPY JOES.
YOU'LL DO GREAT, MARY CHERRY.
JUST BE FRIENDLY AND ENTHUSIASTIC.
WHY DON'T YOU TOSS SOME OF THAT HOT STUFF ON MY TOASTED BUNS, LITTLE MAMA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S A MESS.
IT'S CALLED A SLOPPY JOE, NOT A TINY TIDBIT. MOVE IT!
YOU, KEEP GOING. DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YA.
KEEP MOVING. DON'T LOOK AT ME!
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THE LUNCH-HAG LOOK WAS IN FOR SPRING.
THAT GOLD COAT. IT'S...
IT LOOKS FAMILIAR?
I HAD IT TAKEN IN AROUND THE ARMS. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER RECOGNIZE IT.
DO ME A FAVOR. HURRY IT ALONG. I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN GABBING WITH THE HELP. OKAY.
[RUMBLING]
- HA! - [GASPS]
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR MINIMUM-WAGE EMPLOYEE HAS DONE TO ME?
THIS FOOD ENTREE IS CALLED A SLOPPY JOE,
NOT A "FOOD FIGHT FRIDAY."
YOU'RE FIRED, RIGHT AFTER YOU CLEAN THIS UP.
BUT... WHAT ABOUT MY HEALTH BENEFITS?
HEY, HARRISON. WAY TO GO, MAN.
GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DATING SOMEBODY
WHO'S NOT A HOOKER WE SET YOU UP WITH.
THAT'S COOL.
HEY, GUYS. GREAT. WHAT DID YOU GET FOR US?
WELL, I ROUNDED UP SOME OF MY COOLER CLOTHES,
IN CASE ANY GUYS, OR LESBIANS,
WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CHARITY.
THAT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU.
MY MOM'S GONNA DONATE ALL HER PASHMINA SHAWLS, TOO.
- MINE, TOO. - NICE.
BY THE WAY, YOU AND BROOKE, I THINK YOU MAKE A GOOD TEAM.
THANKS.
YOU'RE NOT HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS OR ANYTHING?
OH, NO WAY. BROOKE AND I ARE OVER.
I'M HAPPY HERE IN LILY-LAND, SO...
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU TWO ARE HAPPY.
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT THIS YEAR. YOU DESERVE A LITTLE HAPPINESS.
- THANKS. - YEAH.
HEY, THAT GOES FOR ME, TOO.
- YEAH? - YEAH.
WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE. YOU'RE DATING BROOKE?
- SO YOU'RE... - YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS?
YOU NEVER SETTLED.
YOU HELD OUT FOR THE ONE PERSON YOU TRULY LOVED.
YOU HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON BROOKE
SINCE YOU WERE, LIKE, FIVE?
- GOD JOB. - RIGHT.
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. MAYBE THE THREE OF US COULD...
I'M NOT GOING TO INTRUDE ON YOUR TIME WITH BROOKE.
WHEN YOU COME BY THE HOUSE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE THERE TO SEE ME.
WELL, UH, THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
SAM, SAM. CAN YOU STOP GABBING AND HELP ME?
I JUST COUNTED, AND PEOPLE HAVE DONATED 250 PASHMINAS.
- OH, GREAT. - I CATALOGUED THEM.
SAM, CARMEN FERRARA, GREETINGS.
- HEY, APRIL. LOOKING GOOD. - YEAH.
THIS MAKEOVER SERVICE COULD BE A GREAT HIT. EVERYONE'S ASKING ME ABOUT IT.
WERE YOU ONLY INTERESTED IN TESTING IT OUT WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS, LIKE ME, OR...
- THE MORE, THE MERRIER. RIGHT, SAM? - SURE, UH-HUH.
[WHISTLES]
- MESS. - [CARMEN] OH, WOW. LET'S GET STARTED.
- LET'S LOOK AT THE DRESSES. - HEY.
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BRINGING A REPLICA
OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE TO THE STAPLES CENTER THIS WEEKEND.
IF YOU AND CARMEN FERRARA WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH ME...
OH, WELL, APRIL.
THAT IS SOMETHING I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE.
GREAT. WE WILL BOLDLY GO WHERE BEST FRIENDS HAVE NEVER GONE BEFORE!
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
MARY CHERRY?
MARY CHERRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
OH, NOTHING MUCH.
JUST PLAYING SOME OF BOXCAR WILLIE'S GREATEST HITS
BEFORE I MAKE ME A DINNER OF DIRT AND VASELINE SANDWICHES.
- VERA KRUPPS FIRED ME. - I HEARD.
LOOK.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER JOBS OUT THERE.
IT COULD BE THAT THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY
JUST... ISN'T YOUR SPECIALTY.
LILY, IT'S JUST NO USE, OKAY?
I TRIED BEING POOR. I CAN'T DO IT.
EVERYBODY'S GOT SOME ABILITY.
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GOT OUT OF SCHOOL?
I SORTA THOUGHT I'D BE A CELEBRITY.
[SIGHS]
AND HOW WAS THAT GOING?
GREAT. I MEAN, I WENT SHOPPING EVERY DAY.
LAST MONTH I JOINED A GYM.
AND I LEARNED HOW PUT OUT RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST POTENTIAL STALKERS.
BUT MY DAYS OF STARSHINE ARE FINISHED.
GOD. MY LIFE JUST COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE!
ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THEM, MARY CHERRY.
THEY CAN'T AFFORD A PLACE TO LIVE OR NEW CLOTHES...
OR EVEN FOOD TO EAT.
AND THEY DON'T HAVE FRIENDS TO HELP THEM.
THEY ARE ENTIRELY DEPENDENT UPON
THE CHARITY OF OTHERS FOR EVERYTHING,
AND EVEN THAT THEY HAVE TO BEG FOR.
THEY ARE REALLY,
REALLY...
UNPOPULAR.
OH. I DIDN'T KNOW PLACES LIKE THIS EXISTED.
I'M ASHAMED I DIDN'T KNOW.
COME ON. I'M SURE MY MOM WILL LET YOU STAY WITH US TONIGHT,
AND MAYBE MAMA CHERRY WILL BE BACK TOMORROW.
IF NOT, WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
HEY, UH, LILY?
COULD SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
IT CAN HAPPEN TO ALMOST ANYONE.
[BROOKE] WHEN I TOLD SAM WHAT WE WERE DOING, SHE HELPED ME FIND THESE.
EVEN THOUGH THEY WON'T MAKE IT INTO THE PICTURE,
YOU OUGHT TO HAVE THEM ON WHEN WE TAKE IT.
WOW, BROOKE. YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
AREN'T THEY THE MOST BUTT-UGLY THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
- THEY'RE GROTESQUE. IT'S... - WAIT. IT GETS BETTER.
THERE'S MORE?
WHEN I START CONCENTRATING ON SOMETHING, MY FRIEND...
AHHH.
OOH, OOH, OOH, AH.
[HARRISON] NO, WAIT. IT NEEDS A PIN OR SOMETHING.
LIKE RIGHT THERE.
[BROOKE] I COULD DO THIS WITH IT.
[SAM] UH... OKAY.
LET ME JUST FIX ONE THING. JUST A SECOND.
SAM, HI. COULD YOU DO ME A REALLY BIG FAVOR?
WELL, I'M KINDA BUSY HERE.
IT'LL JUST TAKE YOU ONE SECOND. PLEASE?
I HAVEN'T SEEN BROOKE THIS HAPPY IN MONTHS.
IF YOU COULD SEE HER UPSTAIRS WITH HARRISON...
I WANTED TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT ON FILM,
AND YOU'RE A BETTER PHOTOGRAPHER THAN I AM.
YEAH, SURE. YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.
EXCELLENT. YOU'LL FIND THAT POLAROID IN MY DRESSER.
THANKS, SWEETIE.
IT'S OKAY. SHE'S DOING ME A FAVOR. SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN FILL IN.
- WHAT? - START PAINTING NAILS.
WHEN WE WERE SHOPPING, I SAW A COUPLE OF THINGS I KNEW YOU'D JUST LOVE.
- YOU DIDN'T... - NO, I DIDN'T BUY YOU ANYTHING.
I DON'T KNOW YOUR SIZES, FOR ONE THING.
TRUE.
BUT I WAS THINKING, FOR THE JUNIOR PROM,
MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE...
TRADITIONAL.
OH, THE JUNIOR PROM?
NORMALLY I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO.
IT'S JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO HAVE EVERYBODY GIVE ME
THE CRITICAL ONCE-OVER.
BUT THIS YEAR YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK FORWARD TO EVERYTHING.
OH.
WHOOPS. I SPOILED IT. SORRY, GUYS.
SAM, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PRIVACY?
WELL, YOUR DAD WANTED A PICTURE.
OHH... WELL, NOT OF THIS POSE.
COME HERE. WE'LL POSE PROPERLY.
[BROOKE] WE HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE AT THAT.
[HARRISON] RIGHT.
OKAY. READY?
- OKAY, NOW. - MM.
NEXT. TAKE A SEAT, ARRANGE YOUR PACKAGE,
CROSS YOUR LEGS, TILT YOUR CHIN UP.
LOOK INTO MY MAGIC LENS AND SAY, "GIRLS HAVE STINKY FEET."
GIRLS HAVE STINKY FEET?
SAM, HERE COMES THE LAST ONE.
I'M SENDING HER TO THE CAFETERIA.
- I GUESS I'M GONNA START THE NOVAK. - COPY THAT.
- HEY, CARM? - YEAH, GO FOR CARMEN. SORRY.
DO YOU HAVE A DRESS LEFT FOR MARY CHERRY?
- WHAT? - SHE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, I THINK.
THERE'S A FINANCIAL SITUATION SHE'S BEEN DEALING WITH...
DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?
NO, IT'S TRUE. HER MOTHER RAN INTO SOME...
COME ON. HER MOTHER IS AS RICH AS...
I AM TELLING YOU THERE'S BEEN A PROBLEM.
SHE SPENT LAST NIGHT WITH ME BECAUSE SHE HAD NO PLACE TO GO.
WHEN I WOKE UP, SHE WAS GONE. I THINK SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME IN TODAY...
LIL. HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE?
- CARMEN, I SWEAR SHE'S CHANGED. - [KNOCKING]
I'M BACK!
OH, HEY, Y'ALL. YOU KNOW, LILY,
I'M SORRY THAT I LEFT SO EARLY THIS MORNING, BUT MAMA CHERRY
FLEW BACK TO SETTLE OUR LITTLE CASH-FLOW PROBLEM,
AND WE HAD TO GO SHOPPING.
AND THEN, BECAUSE I HAD SUCH AN AWFUL WEEK,
MAMA'S GONNA TAKE ME ON A SPECIAL ARCTIC WHALING EXPEDITION.
AND THEN, BY THE LIGHT
OF THE AWE-INSPIRING AURORA BOREALIS,
WE'RE GOING HUNTIN' FOR BABY SEALS!
YEAH, IT'S TRUE. 'CAUSE I NEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!
OKAY. SEE YA LATER, WANNABES.
[CHUCKLES] WOW. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, LIL.
I COULD BARELY RECOGNIZE HER.
I HONESTLY THOUGHT I HAD TAUGHT HER SOMETHING ABOUT CHARITY.
[CHATTER]
THANK YOU, ANNA. YOU WILL BE GLAD TO HAVE THIS RECORD OF YOUR TIME HERE.
THANK YOU.
I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, THAT AFTER THE STAPLES CENTER,
YOU AND CARMEN FERRARA AND I COULD
GO TO THE OUTLET MALL AND CONTINUE OUR LOVE OF FASHION.
I SAW THEY WERE HAVING A REAL BLOWOUT ON GRUNGE CLOTHING AND PASHMINA SHAWLS.
WE COULD BUY THEM OUT AND LOOK HOT.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
OH. ORDERS ARE UP 40%.
THAT'S SO AWESOME.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES.
WHEN YOU GIRLS FIRST CAME TO ME WITH THE IDEA
THAT YOU COULD SAVE THE YEARBOOK WITH A CHARITABLE SERVICE
TO HELP THE STUDENTS LOOK THEIR BEST,
I WAS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL.
- I THOUGHT STUDENTS WOULD BALK - MR. KRUPPS...
AT THE IDEA OF ACCEPTING HANDOUTS, BUT I WAS WRONG.
I REALLY WOULDN'T CALL THEM HANDOUTS.
NO, YOU WERE RIGHT.
HOWEVER YOU MANAGED IT,
YOU SHOULD BOTH BE VERY PROUD.
YOU SAVED THE YEARBOOK.
YOU USED ME.
NO, APRIL, WE DIDN'T USE YOU.
YOU DIDN'T ASK ME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS.
YOU ASKED ME BECAUSE YOU NEEDED TO MAKEOVER A... A FREAK
SO YOU COULD GET LOTS OF PEOPLE TO GET YOUR YEARBOOK.
APRIL, WE'RE REALLY SORRY. LOOK...
I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY.
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR CHARITY.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I WANTED? I DIDN'T.
I WANTED A FRIEND.
HEY, I BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
WHY AREN'T YOU...
UM...
I'M TAKING MY PICTURE THIS WAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
CHECK IT OUT.
YOU TURNED JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO KISS YOU.
WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE.
[STAMMERS] SOMEONE... I SENT SOMEONE...
LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
YOU'RE STARING AT SAM.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT...
THAT YOU MAY BE IN LOVE,
BUT JUST NOT WITH ME.
- NO. - HARRISON, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU
BECAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR YOU?
LIKE SOME CHARITY DATE.
- YEAH. - WELL, I DIDN'T WANT A HANDOUT, EITHER.
LOOK, BROOKE, IT IS NOT LIKE THAT.
THAT YOU SEEM TO NEED ME NOW IS A GREAT THING.
REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
AND I KNOW YOU MEAN THAT TO BE NICE.
AND I KNOW THAT BEING NEEDED IS A GREAT THING TO FEEL.
BUT IT'S NOT LOVE.
WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, THERE'S NO SECOND PLACE.
- WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP? - FRIENDSHIP'S GOOD.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHOICE.
[FLASHBULB POPS]
[SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK
♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE
♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE
♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY
♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA
♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪