1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,003 YEAH, OKAY. 2 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,638 SEE, HON, THE FRINGE 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,208 ON THIS PRICELESS, VINTAGE OSSIE CLARK JACKET 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:12,076 WEIGHS ABOUT 50 POUNDS, AND IT'S THROWING MY BACK OUT. 5 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,979 HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE, OKAY? 6 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,551 NIC, IS IT TOO SPONTANEOUS OR TOO CALCULATING? 7 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,154 SOMEHOW, MARY CHERRY, IT'S BOTH. 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:25,224 DAMN. YOU KNOW, NIC, SCHOOL PICTURES ARE THIS FRIDAY, 9 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,125 AND FRANKLY, I'M IN A PANIC. 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,628 MY EARTH-SHATTERINGLY STUNNING MUG 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,764 WILL BE FOREVER IN PRINT IN THE CAMELOT YEARBOOK, 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,133 FOREVER SUMMING UP THIS TIME, 13 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,270 THIS SPACE, THIS CALENDAR YEAR. 14 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:41,473 I'VE GOTTA LOOK BETTER THAN I'VE EVER LOOKED BEFORE. 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,208 I MUST BE PERFECTION. 16 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,210 LET'S TRY ON ANOTHER OUTFIT, OKAY? 17 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,346 - OH, OKAY. - MM-HMM. 18 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:50,416 - [CLICK] - [MOTOR WHIRRING] 19 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,117 I DON'T KNOW, NIC. ALL THIS STUFF JUST SEEMS SO... 20 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,554 LAST WEEK, YOU KNOW? 21 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,256 OH, HEY. 22 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,023 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 23 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,096 [KNOCKING] 24 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:10,169 - HEY, CAN WE GET IN THERE? - OH, I'M SORRY LI'L LILY. 25 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:14,839 YOU KNOW, THE ANNE HECHE SOCIETY FOR THE SEXUALLY CONFUSED IS MEETING IN THE CAFETERIA. 26 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,541 SO, SORRY. 27 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,180 - I MAY WEEP. - DON'T GIVE UP, MARY CHERRY. 28 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,617 FINDING THE PERFECT OUTFIT FOR SCHOOL PICTURES TAKES TIME. 29 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,086 - [POUNDING ON DOOR] - I SAID HOLD YOUR WATER. 30 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,156 WHICH OF YOU IS MARY CHERRY, DAUGHTER OF CHERRY CHERRY 31 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,526 OF CHERRY CHERRY ENTERPRISES INCORPORATED? 32 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,996 WHY, I'M MARY CHERRY, DAUGHTER OF CHERRY CHERRY OF CHERRY CHERRY... 33 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,966 I'M AUTHORIZED TO SEIZE ALL ASSETS, BOTH PERSONAL AND PRIVATE, 34 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:44,469 OF CHERRY CHERRY AND HER DEPENDENTS TO BE SOLD AUCTION FOR NONPAYMENT OF DEBT. 35 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,104 OKAY. 36 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,139 SEXY OFFICER OF THE LAW, 37 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,041 THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE. 38 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:53,244 - WE'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN GOD. - NOT ANYMORE, DEADBEAT. 39 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,746 YOUR MOTHER'S BANKRUPT. 40 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:58,317 TRYING TO HIDE YOUR STASH OF DESIGNER DUDS AT SCHOOL, ARE YA? 41 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,419 NIC... NIC... NIC, HELP ME. 42 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:03,922 EXCUSE ME, SHERIFF-MAN. 43 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,425 WHAT'S A STARTING BID ON THAT DOLCE & GABBANA SWEATER? 44 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:10,929 I WILL NOT STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY ENTIRE WARDROBE. 45 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:14,266 THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. THAT'S A CUTE TOP YOU'RE WEARING. 46 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,968 VINTAGE PATRIZIA PEPE, RIGHT? 47 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,405 [SCREAMS] 48 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,780 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE 49 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,450 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE 50 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:35,119 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS 51 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,322 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE 52 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,325 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE 53 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,627 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY 54 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,796 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED 55 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,466 ♪ WELL, ME AND B 56 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:51,169 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS 57 00:02:55,509 --> 00:03:00,512 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 58 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:11,956 I'M SORRY. I KNOW HOW MUCH BEING CO-EDITORS OF THE YEARBOOK MEANS TO YOU 59 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,959 BUT UNLESS THERE'S AN UNEXPECTED INCREASE IN SALES, 60 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,896 THIS WILL BE THE LAST EDITION OF THE KENNEDY CAMELOT. 61 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,464 BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT, MR. KRUPPS. 62 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,132 WE KNOW WHY ORDERS ARE DOWN. 63 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,602 [CARMEN] KIDS ARE OPTING OUT OF HAVING THEIR PICTURE TAKEN. 64 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,804 IT'S THE DAY WITH THE HIGHEST ABSENTEEISM RATE. 65 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,639 IF KIDS DON'T GET IN THE YEARBOOK... 66 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,108 THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BUY IT. IT'S A VICIOUS CIRCLE. 67 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:33,378 INTERESTING ANALYSIS. WHAT CAN THE SCHOOL DO TO CHANGE IT? 68 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:37,449 WE THINK MOST NO-SHOWS ARE KIDS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE. 69 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,419 THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO LOOK THEIR BEST. 70 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:44,590 SO, I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA THAT SAM THINKS IS REALLY GOOD. 71 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:48,860 IF WE COULD HIRE A MAKE-UP ARTIST AND MAYBE A HAIRSTYLIST, 72 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,262 WE COULD PREP THEM BEFORE THEY GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN. 73 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:54,265 OFFER THEM A SELECTION OF REALLY NICE CLOTHES FOR THE PHOTO. 74 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:57,602 THEN WE THINK WE COULD GET 100% OF THE STUDENTS TO POSE. 75 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,138 WHICH WOULD BE AN INCENTIVE TO BUY THE ANNUAL. 76 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:03,375 WHICH WOULD BE SALES. I MEAN, IT'S A SURE THING. 77 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,644 I REALIZE YOUR INTENTIONS ARE GOOD, GIRLS. 78 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:09,414 BUT HERE AT KENNEDY, WE'RE STILL PASSING OFF KETCHUP AS A VEGETABLE. 79 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,583 - THERE'S JUST NO FUNDS TO... - MR. KRUPPS, 80 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,585 WE CANNOT LOSE THE YEARBOOK. 81 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,420 IT'S A GREAT TRADITION. 82 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:18,957 I'M SORRY, GIRLS. I'LL PUT IN A REQUEST WITH THE SCHOOL BOARD 83 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,325 TO CONSIDER YOUR SUGGESTION FOR NEXT YEAR. 84 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,962 IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE UP THE MATTER ON YOUR OWN, 85 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:27,499 WELL, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO DONATE TO A CHARITABLE CAUSE. 86 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,603 LET'S SEE... WILL 20 DOLLARS HELP YOU? 87 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,972 [CHUCKLES] IT IS A START. 88 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,874 THANK YOU, MR. KRUPPS. 89 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,909 - HEY. - HEY. 90 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,279 LOOK WHAT NURSE DAN SENT ME. IT'S YOU, ME AND CLARENCE. 91 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:44,383 REMEMBER, WHEN WE ALL WENT SKATEBOARDING THAT NIGHT IN THE... 92 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,217 IN THE... HEY... 93 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,819 EARTH TO BROOKE. 94 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,556 OH, I'M... SORRY. 95 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,627 I JUST LOOK SO TERRIBLE. 96 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:59,464 WELL, NEWS FLASH. YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR AN EATING DISORDER. 97 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,535 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 98 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:06,638 FORGET THIS SNAP. YOU LOOK GREAT NOW. 99 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,542 THAT JUNIOR-YEAR PICTURE YOU'LL TAKE FRIDAY WILL BE SEVENTEEN COVER STUFF. 100 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,044 I'M NOT SITTING FOR YEARBOOK PICTURES THIS YEAR. 101 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,212 WHY NOT? 102 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,880 YOU'VE GOT GREAT STYLE... 103 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:19,918 DID I TELL YOU THAT LAST YEAR DURING PICTURE WEEK I ONLY ATE AN APPLE? 104 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,721 YOU LIVED ON AN APPLE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK? 105 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,857 YES. I WANTED TO LOOK PERFECT FOR PICTURES. 106 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,761 I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT PLACE OR FEEL THOSE PRESSURES AGAIN. 107 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,230 SO I'M NOT TAKING THE PICTURE. END OF SUBJECT. 108 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,232 BROOKE, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. 109 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,400 IF YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF THE WAY... 110 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:40,439 -I SEE MYSELF THE WAY THAT I AM. -RELAX. HUH? 111 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,441 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 112 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,709 TAKING THIS PICTURE COULD BE A BREAKTHROUGH. 113 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:48,112 WHY DON'T WE TAKE OFF ALL THE PRESSURE OF LOOKING GREAT FOR THE PHOTO? 114 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,114 HOW DO WE DO THAT? 115 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,383 MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL, I'LL SHOW YA. 116 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,187 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, BUT... 117 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,990 BROOKE, YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I DIDN'T WANT ANY HELP. 118 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:02,694 YOU WALKED ME THROUGH SOME SERIOUS STUFF. IT'S MY TURN TO DO THAT FOR YOU. 119 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,729 WE'VE BECOME CLOSE FRIENDS. TRUST ME. 120 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,265 - I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS. - OKAY. 121 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,173 HI, HONS. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] 122 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,778 [CARMEN] WE DON'T HAVE TO MOUNT A FUNDRAISING DRIVE. 123 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,346 HIRING A STYLIST AND BUYING CLOTHES WAS PLAN "A." 124 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,416 - IT IS NOT OUR ONLY OPTION. - OKAY, SO WHAT'S PLAN "B"? 125 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,920 THERE'S SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP IF WE APPEAL TO HER SENSE OF COMMUNITY. 126 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,955 LIKE WHO? 127 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,558 OH, HEY, SPAM, CARMEN. 128 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,696 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A STIPPLE BEARD? 129 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,831 YEAH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TRASH BAG? 130 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,667 OH, SWEET, FASHION-IGNORANT CARMEN, 131 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,602 THIS ISN'T TRASH BAG. 132 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,672 IT'S A HEFTY. YOU KNOW I NEVER WEAR GENERIC BRANDS. 133 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,475 RIGHT. STILL, A PLASTIC BAG ON YOUR BODY. 134 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,577 AW, SILLY GOOSE, DON'T YA KNOW? 135 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,112 IT'S HOBO CHIC. YEAH. 136 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,280 IT'S THE LATEST TREND FROM GAY PARIS. 137 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,984 AS ALWAYS, WHEN IT COMES TO KENNEDY HIGH COUTURE, I LEAD THE WAY. 138 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:03,187 SCHOOL PICTURES ARE BEING TAKEN FOR THE YEARBOOK THIS FRIDAY. 139 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:07,626 A LOT OF GIRLS WHO WOULD BENEFIT FROM BEING ABLE TO BORROW YOUR CLOTHES. 140 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,328 I'M SORRY, SPAM. I DON'T LEND OUT MY CLOSET. 141 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,397 THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S HAIRY GOOSEFLESH 142 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:18,002 RUBBING UP AGAINST MY PRICEY ENSEMBLES JUST GIVES ME THE WILLIES. 143 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,005 CARM, SPAM, BEGGAR. 144 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,206 HEY, THAT'S MY OSSIE. 145 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,276 I PAID $5,000 FOR THAT JACKET. 146 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,947 THAT'S FUNNY. I PAID $299. 147 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:37,022 SHE SPENDS $5,000 ON A JACKET AND WON'T EVEN GIVE US A SWEATER. 148 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,825 WHAT A SELFISH... BITCH. 149 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,194 [TOILET FLUSHES] 150 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,001 [CLEARS THROAT] 151 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:53,672 MARY CHERRY, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY. 152 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,676 - I OVERHEARD THE SHERIFFS. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 153 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,744 [STOMACH GROWLS] 154 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,913 HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY? 155 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,684 OH, YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REASON MY STOMACH IS RUMBLING 156 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,886 IS 'CAUSE I TOOK TOO MANY LAXATIVES. 157 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:11,055 I GOTTA GET DOWN TO MY FIGHTING WEIGHT FOR SCHOOL PICTURES. 158 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,692 A.K.A., A SIZE NEGATIVE FOUR. 159 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,061 MARY CHERRY, LOOK. JUST DROP THE FACADE. 160 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,864 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS WHOLE HOBO-CHIC THING 161 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:22,033 TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT YOU FEEL HUMILIATED BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR. 162 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,737 I COME FROM A SINGLE-PARENT FAMILY. WE CLIP COUPONS EVERY SUNDAY. 163 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,739 BELIEVE ME, I CAN RELATE. 164 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,644 [RUMBLING] 165 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:36,347 HERE. I HAVE SEVEN BUCKS SAVED FOR LUNCH. 166 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:39,383 TAKE FOUR AND EAT SOMETHING 167 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,019 SO YOU DON'T FAINT. 168 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,092 I'M NOT POOR, LILY. 169 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,228 AND I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY. 170 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,704 DRESSING UP IN CLOTHES FROM THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT. 171 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,606 I DO NOT SEE HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 172 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,844 BROOKE, YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS ENTIRELY THE WRONG WAY. 173 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,548 LET'S SEE. HERE... HEY, DIG THESE. 174 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,751 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. - COME ON. 175 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,352 HOW ABOUT WITH, 176 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,955 SAY, THIS SHIRT THAT LOOKS LIKE A PICNIC CLOTH? 177 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,490 ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO LOOK RIDICULOUS? 178 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,693 YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. 179 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,795 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHY? - YES. 180 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:27,231 BECAUSE, TWO MONTHS AGO, I WAS GOING THROUGH CHEMOTHERAPY. 181 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,601 I WAS THROWING UP EVERY DAY, HOOKED UP TO AN IV MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT. 182 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,504 AND GUESS WHAT. NOW I WANT TO HAVE FUN. 183 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,474 I WON'T GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER 184 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,911 LIKE SOME LOUSY PICTURE FOR AN OVERPRICED YEARBOOK. 185 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,480 INSTEAD, I PLAN TO TREAT THIS PHOTO SHOOT 186 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,582 WITH ALL THE CONTEMPT I THINK IT DESERVES. 187 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,252 NOW, IF YOU WOULD PLEASE 188 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,388 HELP ME FIND A MOLTING INDIAN HEADDRESS, I'D BE VERY MUCH OBLIGED. 189 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:58,296 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T SEE AN INDIAN HEADDRESS, BUT... 190 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:01,565 I DID SEE A CUB SCOUT CAP 191 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,567 THAT WAS LOOPED THROUGH A HANGAR OVER THERE. 192 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,837 PERFECT. 193 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,840 [POP SONG PLAYS] 194 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,281 HONEY, IT'S NOT JUST A MATTER OF HELPING SAM AND CARMEN SAVE THE YEARBOOK. 195 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,350 WE'RE ALSO PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT. 196 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,453 IF WE DON'T PICK UP THESE CANS, THEY'LL JUST ADD TO A LANDFILL. 197 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:59,457 I DON'T KNOW, LIL. I LIKE THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE PLANET, BUT... 198 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,726 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO DIG IN THE TRASH TO HELP. 199 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,728 NO, I MEAN, AS FAR AS CHARITY GOES, 200 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:07,098 I THINK GIVING PEOPLE MAKEOVERS FOR SCHOOL PICTURES IS KINDA LAME. 201 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,401 YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOU COULDN'T AFFORD TO LOOK YOUR BEST. 202 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:14,739 NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. I SEE PEOPLE PICK UP RECYCLING STUFF ALL THE TIME-- 203 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:19,377 PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO EAT, PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY DESPERATE. 204 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,713 SHOULDN'T WE BE GIVING THESE CANS TO THEM? 205 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:26,050 YEAH. YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 206 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,718 I AM? 207 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,754 YEAH. THESE CANS ARE WORTH MONEY. 208 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,256 SOMEONE COULD USE THEM TO GET A DECENT MEAL 209 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:36,127 AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER FOR A SWEATSHIRT OR SOMETHING. 210 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,696 I'M REALLY RIGHT? AWESOME. 211 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,132 YEAH. LET'S JUST LEAVE THESE CANS HERE 212 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,434 FOR THE FIRST PERSON THAT CAN USE THEM. 213 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,471 WE'LL FIGURE OUT ANOTHER WAY TO HELP SAM AND CARMEN. 214 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,652 THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND PICTURE WE'VE EVER TAKEN THAT'S JUST THE TWO OF US. 215 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,155 WHAT WAS THE FIRST? 216 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,591 I WAS GONNA SHOW YOU, BUT YOU GOT SO UPSET THE FIRST TIME. 217 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,960 I DON'T REMEMBER ANY PICTURE. 218 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:15,600 OKAY. DON'T LAUGH. [CLEARS THROAT] 219 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,437 IT WAS MY FIRST BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY. 220 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,672 YOU GAVE ME A MEGA BOX OF CRAYONS. 221 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,808 - I TRIED TO THANK YOU. - AND I TURNED AWAY. 222 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,511 OH, MY GOD, HOW RUDE. 223 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,346 MY MOTHER STILL TEASES ME ABOUT IT. 224 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,348 - KNOW WHAT SHE CALLS THIS MOMENT? - WHAT? 225 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,519 THE "IMMORTAL REJECTION CAPTURED FOREVER ON FILM." 226 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,193 THANK YOU... FOR A VERY MEMORABLE AFTERNOON 227 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,462 - AND FOR NOT LETTING ME SLIP... - DON'T MENTION IT. 228 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,397 I HAD FUN. 229 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,600 I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. 230 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,137 FOR OUR TEST SHOT, LET'S RECREATE THIS POSE. 231 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,606 - AND GET REJECTED AGAIN? - NO ARGUING. 232 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,708 YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS... 233 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,478 TO TRY AND KISS ME. 234 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,713 OKAY? FIVE. 235 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,083 - FOUR... - BROOKE, I AM NOT... 236 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,285 JUST DO IT. 237 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,988 THREE, TWO, ONE. 238 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,734 - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN AWAY. - I KNOW. 239 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,504 - WHY DIDN'T YOU? - BECAUSE I REALIZED THIS AFTERNOON 240 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,539 THAT I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 241 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,642 [STUTTERS] YOU MEAN LIKE... 242 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,377 R-ROMANTIC FEELINGS? 243 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,612 YEAH. 244 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,550 OKAY, UM... YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, 245 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:43,053 BUT I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING WITH MY LIFE. 246 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,724 BUT HARD AS I TRY, I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS. 247 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,593 I GET DRIVEN OFF TRACK BY WHAT'S EXPECTED OF ME, 248 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,730 THIS NOTION OF HAVING TO BE PERFECT. 249 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:57,301 BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU, I JUST SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS. 250 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,371 I TRUST YOU. HARRISON, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE TO ME. 251 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,141 I FINALLY REALIZED THAT YOU... 252 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,278 GOD, YOU ARE THE RIGHT THING. 253 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,480 UH, GOD. BROOKE, UH... 254 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,116 I MEAN... OH, GOD. 255 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,854 I WANTED TO GO OUT ALL LAST YEAR, 256 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,690 AND YOU REJECTED ME, AND BEFORE THAT, 257 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,460 I WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU FOR, LIKE... 258 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,496 THEN I WROTE IT ALL OFF AND MOVED ON. 259 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,267 LOOK, I WAS WRONG. I ADMIT IT. 260 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,902 - LET'S CORRECT IT. - ARE YOU SAYING... 261 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,737 [CLEARS THROAT, SNORTS] 262 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,740 - SORRY. - THAT'S OKAY. 263 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,610 WHAT I MEAN IS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME? 264 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,246 I'D LOVE TO. 265 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,252 IF YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE I HAD LEUKEMIA 266 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,322 AND I COULD SLIP OUT OF REMISSION AND YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME... 267 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,824 - I'M NOT. - DON'T THINK OF ME AS A CHARITY CASE. 268 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,760 - I DON'T. - ARE YOU SURE? 269 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,362 POSITIVE. 270 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,829 WELL... 271 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,733 HOW ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT? 272 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,835 - IT'S A DATE. - WELL, GOOD. 273 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,805 - I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT SCHOOL THEN. - GOOD. 274 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,307 WAIT. UH... 275 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,844 MEET ME AT MY LOCKER, AND WE CAN WALK TO CLASS TOGETHER. 276 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,846 - OKAY. - OKAY. 277 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,748 THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. 278 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,484 THEN, WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 279 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,521 OH, NO... OKAY. 280 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,726 OH, AND IN CASE I NEVER TOLD YOU, 281 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,262 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CRAYONS AND... 282 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,997 - OW. - ARE YOU OKAY? 283 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,165 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 284 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,747 [CARMEN] YOU WANT A MAKEOVER? WE CAN DO IT... GOOD. 285 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:53,083 HEY, MAKEOVER? NO? OKAY. 286 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:56,087 WOULD YOU LIKE... DO YOU WANT A MAKEOVER? I CAN DO... 287 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,322 HELLO. 288 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,424 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THESE ARE GREAT. 289 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,661 MY MOM'S BEEN A BRIDESMAID FIVE TIMES. SHE'S HAPPY TO GET RID OF THEM. 290 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,298 AND SHE DOESN'T WANT HER PASHMINA SHAWLS ANYMORE. CAN YOU TAKE THEM? 291 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,334 - HOW'S IT GOING? - REALLY SLOW. NO ONE'S SIGNED UP. 292 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,835 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 293 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,772 AFTER ALL WE'VE GONE THROUGH TO GET NICE CLOTHES, 294 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,707 THE PICTURES ARE IN TWO DAYS... 295 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,975 LOOK AT THAT SIGN. 296 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,211 I DON'T THINK IT COULD BE ANY CLEARER. 297 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,947 - MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. - WHAT IS? 298 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,049 A LITTLE TOO MUCH CLARITY. 299 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,886 LOOK, I KNOW YOUR HEARTS ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, BUT... 300 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:33,291 IT MIGHT BE EMBARRASSING FOR SOMEONE TO JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY, 301 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,760 AND ANNOUNCE TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THEY'RE HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS 302 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,296 AND THEY NEED YOUR HELP. 303 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,065 I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, JUST... 304 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,402 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE. 305 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,136 DON'T BE MAD. 306 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,444 IS SHE SAYING THAT THE POSTER IS TOO BIG? 307 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,096 MARY CHERRY? 308 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,202 LI'L LILY, YOU LIED TO ME. 309 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,505 YOU'RE AN EXPERIENCED POOR PERSON, 310 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,341 AND I BELIEVED YOU. 311 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,079 HOW DID I LIE TO YOU? 312 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,882 YOU TOLD ME THAT I COULD BUY THINGS WITH THESE CANS. 313 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:36,019 AND I HAVE BEEN TO NEIMAN'S AND SAKS AND EVEN THE GAP. 314 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,789 AND THEY LAUGHED ME OUT ONTO THE STREET. 315 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,726 YEAH. MARY CHERRY, YOU CAN'T USE THE CANS THEMSELVES. 316 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,995 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TO A RECYCLING CENTER. 317 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,365 THEN THEY WILL GIVE YOU CASH FOR THEM. 318 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,367 - REALLY? - YEAH. 319 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,773 WHY, OH, WHY, IS POVERTY SO COMPLICATED? 320 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,975 OKAY. 321 00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,977 WHAT IS GOING ON? 322 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,979 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR MONEY ANYWAY? 323 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:05,349 THEY GRABBED MY RIPE CHERRY ASSETS. 324 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,018 MAMA'S CREDITORS, I MEAN. 325 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,055 HER LIQUID ASSETS WENT RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN, LEAVING US PENNILESS. 326 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,393 NOW SHE'S AWAY ON BUSINESS, LEAVING ME TO FORAGE FOR MYSELF 327 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,695 IN THE COLD, HARD WORLD OF POVERTY. 328 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,899 BUT YOU'RE BOUND TO GET IT ALL BACK WHEN YOUR MOTHER COMES HOME, RIGHT? 329 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:25,236 NO. THEY'VE SOLD EVERYTHING OFF AT AUCTION TO PAY OFF HER BILLS. 330 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,571 I JUST CAN'T BEAR THE SHAME OF IT. 331 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,573 IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. 332 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:35,045 SO, HOW MUCH CAN I MAKE PER CAN? 333 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:41,018 - FIVE CENTS. - WELL, PRAISE JESUS! I'M RICH AGAIN. 334 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,225 HEY. HOW MUCH FOR TWO CANS? 335 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,493 [SIGHS] 336 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,229 OKAY, LOOK. I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 337 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,197 BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING. 338 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,467 YOU HAVE TO SWEAR TO ME 339 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,569 THAT EVEN IF YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK, 340 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,571 YOU WILL NEVER WEAR FUR AGAIN. 341 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,745 WELL, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, TINY DANCER, 342 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,747 BUT IF THOSE ARE YOUR CONDITIONS, 343 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,551 I WILL LIVE PELT-FREE. 344 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,887 I SWEAR BY THE RED EARTH OF TARA, 345 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,156 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, 346 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:22,326 I WILL NEVER WEAR SABLE AGAIN. 347 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,832 [LILY] CAN'T YOU JUST SAY "OKAY" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 348 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,733 [MARY] OKAY. 349 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:33,136 - THIS IS SO UNREAL TO ME. - WHAT? 350 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,307 I DON'T KNOW, JUST MEETING YOU AT YOUR LOCKER, 351 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,910 WALKING YOU TO CLASS, THINKING THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO ALL THESE THINGS. 352 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,879 I DO. 353 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,615 BUT I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME. 354 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,783 FUNNY. 355 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,351 HA-HA. 356 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,855 WHAT? 357 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,303 SUG, YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? 358 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,972 MAN, I'VE GOTTA GET MYSELF A COVER FOR SOMETHING LIKE LEUKEMIA. 359 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,219 WHY ARE YOU EATING WHAT I'M EATING? 360 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,488 DON'T GET WEIRDED OUT OR ANYTHING. I'M JUST PRACTICING LETTING GO. 361 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,957 LUNCH IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE DAY FOR ME. 362 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,258 YEAH? 363 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,161 YEAH, CHOOSING WHAT TO EAT CAN BE REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 364 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,331 SOMETIMES I'LL WORRY ABOUT IT ALL MORNING. 365 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,435 I GUESS HAVING WHAT YOU'RE HAVING IS A WAY OF FREEING MYSELF FROM ALL THAT-- 366 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,604 GETTING RID OF THE PRESSURE TO LOOK A CERTAIN WAY FOR MY PICTURE. 367 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,640 I TRUST YOU, HARRISON. COMPLETELY. 368 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,809 YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. ROAST BEEF OR PIZZA? 369 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,579 [STAMMERS] GOSH. 370 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,250 THEY BOTH LOOK DOABLE, I GUESS. 371 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,184 THE ROAST BEEF. 372 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,287 CAN YOU MAKE THAT TWO? 373 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,890 THANKS. 374 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,825 WE CAN'T GIVE UP THE YEARBOOK, 375 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,694 NOT AFTER COMING THIS FAR. 376 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,729 - SUBTLE. - [SAM SIGHS] 377 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,499 I WONDER IF WE'RE TRYING TO START TOO BIG. 378 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,001 SUBTLE. SUBTLE. SUBTLE. 379 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,838 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST BEGIN WITH ONE PERSON-- 380 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,806 SOMEONE WHO COULD BENEFIT FROM A MAKEOVER, 381 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,508 SOMEONE WHO COULD DEMONSTRATE 382 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,510 HOW MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE WE CAN MAKE 383 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,044 IN THEIR PERSONAL APPEARANCE. 384 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,382 YOU MEAN, ASK SOMEBODY TO BE OUR GUINEA PIG. 385 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,450 - SUBTLE, REMEMBER? - YEAH. 386 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,119 NO. NO. NO. 387 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,322 WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO 388 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:36,159 IS MANEUVER SOMEONE INTO BECOMING AN ACTIVE ROLE MODEL 389 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,596 WHO COULD DRAW OTHER PEOPLE TO OUR CAUSE. 390 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,931 WHO DO WE KNOW THAT HAS REALLY BAD CLOTHES, 391 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 SCARES THE PANTS OFF A CAMERA, 392 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,268 YET HAS A PROMINENT POSITION AT THIS SCHOOL? 393 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,406 CLEAN THE WAX OUT OF YOUR GLAMAZON EARS AND LISTEN UP, CARMEN. 394 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,141 I'M CALLING A SPECIAL SESSION OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL, 395 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,577 TO CHANGE THE NAME OF OUR CHEERLEADING SQUAD. 396 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,814 NO LONGER WILL IT BE CALLED BY A CORRUPTED VERSION OF THE WORD "AMAZON." 397 00:21:56,882 --> 00:22:00,984 INSTEAD, WE SHALL GLORIFY OUR INNATE FEMININE FERTILITY. 398 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,921 THE GLAMAZONS WILL BECOME... 399 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,956 THE EGGS. 400 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,625 [SNICKERS] 401 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,394 APRIL, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 402 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,229 YOU WERE? 403 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,267 HEY, THANKS TO YOU, LILY, I'M ON MY WAY BACK. 404 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,536 BUT, MARY CHERRY... 405 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,906 BEING POOR WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 406 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:26,076 WE HAD TO GET YOU SOMETHING TO WEAR, AND YOU BOUGHT ALL THAT MAC MAKEUP. 407 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:29,580 ADD THAT TO WHAT YOU SPENT ON THIS LUNCH, AND YOU ARE BROKE AGAIN. 408 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,581 WHAT? 409 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,583 WELL, HOW COULD THIS BE? 410 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,518 IT'S JUST A VICIOUS CIRCLE. 411 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,955 WORK. SPEND. WORK. SPEND. 412 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:42,326 YOU KNOW, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE POOR UNDER THESE MISERABLE CONDITIONS. 413 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,861 I CAN'T DO IT. 414 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,497 IT'S A LOT EASIER WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 415 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,603 - NO WAY. - OKAY, LOOK. 416 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,239 IF YOU THINK YOU AREN'T GOING TO HAVE MONEY FOR A WHILE, 417 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,742 MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER 418 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,445 TAKING ON SOMETHING A LITTLE UNPLEASANT. 419 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:04,181 LIKE INCREASING MY THIGHS 420 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,917 SO MY BODY CAN LIVE OFF MY FAT DEPOSITS 421 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,920 IN CASE I'VE GOT NOTHING TO EAT FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS? 422 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:13,824 NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT GETTING A JOB. 423 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,326 OH. WELL, GREAT. 424 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,829 WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET? 425 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,932 NOT ME, MARY CHERRY. YOU. 426 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,801 [LAUGHING] 427 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,236 [CRYING] 428 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:36,413 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT THE OUTLINE. 429 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:37,681 MUSLIN STRIP. 430 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,617 OH. MM-HM. 431 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,119 NOW, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, APRIL. 432 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,655 ALL RIGHT? THIS PART'S GONNA STING A LITTLE BIT. 433 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,890 - IT'S FOR MY OWN GOOD. - ALL RIGHT, ATTAGIRL. 434 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:52,562 NOW, I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND TRY AND REMAIN REALLY STILL. 435 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,732 - [SAM SCREAMS] - ALL RIGHT, DON'T MOVE. 436 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,701 DON'T MOVE. BASE, BASE. WHERE'S MY BASE? COME ON, COME ON. 437 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,804 STEADY. BREATHE. WE'RE ALMOST AT THE BLEND. 438 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,574 [APRIL] SAM, CARMEN FERRARA, MRS. McPHERSON, 439 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:07,044 THANK YOU FOR THE BEAUTY ATTENTION AND THE OUTFIT YOU LOANED ME. 440 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,580 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN KEEP MY HAS-BEENA. 441 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:13,283 PASHMINA... SHAWL. 442 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,853 [APRIL] I READ IN COSMO GIRL THAT PASHMINAS ARE OUT, 443 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:16,954 OVER, DEAD. 444 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,589 IS THIS TRUE? 445 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,991 [BOTH] NO. 446 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,560 I KNEW MY STYLE BUDDIES WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN. 447 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,729 LAST YEAR THE GLAMAZONS GAVE ME A MAKEOVER, 448 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,899 BUT THEY DID IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE A BET. 449 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,101 I'M GLAD THAT YOU, MY NEW CHUMS, 450 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,937 WILL BE AROUND TO MAKE SURE THAT I KEEP IT TOGETHER. 451 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,405 WE WILL, APRIL. 452 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,609 - [APRIL] HM. - WHAT? 453 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,110 HEY. 454 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:51,121 HERE. I HAVE THIS PASHMINA SHAWL, AND I NEVER WEAR IT. 455 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,891 I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH THAT DRESS YOU'VE GIVEN APRIL. 456 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,493 THANK YOU. THAT IS SO SWEET, BROOKE. 457 00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:59,229 I THINK IT'S GREAT, WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR HER. 458 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,598 IT'S KINDA LIKE WHAT HARRISON'S DOING FOR ME. 459 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,834 - HE'S GIVING YOU A MAKEOVER? - [GIGGLES] NO. 460 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,669 IT'S JUST BEING WITH HIM 461 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:08,772 HAS MADE ME SEE MYSELF IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LIGHT. 462 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,974 I DON'T MIND THIS WHOLE PICTURE THING ANYMORE. 463 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:15,278 I CAN DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. 464 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,948 YEAH, HE'S A REALLY SPECIAL GUY. 465 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,151 SO, YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY I'D WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM, SAM? 466 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,787 YOU HAVE A DATE WITH HARRISON? 467 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,557 ON FRIDAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 468 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,992 - MIND? NO, WHY WOULD I MIND? - OH, MY GOD! 469 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,828 - THAT'S WONDERFUL. - SAM, THANK YOU. 470 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:34,965 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS, I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SOMETHING. 471 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,434 - OKAY. - OH... [CHUCKLES] 472 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,837 [JANE] ALL RIGHT, APRIL. THAT'S IT. 473 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,872 - TAKE A LOOK. - WAIT. 474 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,409 [APRIL LAUGHS] 475 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,146 OKAY, APRIL. COME ON. 476 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,615 - [APRIL] I'M AFRAID. - COME ON. 477 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:56,720 [♪ RAP] 478 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,822 ♪ YOU, YOU, YOU 479 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,992 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE HOT, YOU'RE HOT 480 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,962 ♪ YOU, YOU, YOU 481 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,097 - ♪ WHEN YOU'RE HOT, YOU'RE HOT - ♪ LISTEN UP 482 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,666 ♪ WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING... ♪ 483 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,736 GOD. 484 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:16,006 I'M A FRIGGIN' FOX! 485 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,450 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS. 486 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,485 - THIS IS HUMILIATING! - MARY CHERRY. 487 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:30,854 YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS JOB. 488 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,223 WITH A RECESSION COMING, ANYONE WITH STEADY EMPLOYMENT 489 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,192 SHOULD LIGHT A CANDLE AND SAY A PRAYER. 490 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,961 YEAH, OKAY, HON. SEE, I CAN'T LIGHT A CANDLE, 491 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,730 'CAUSE THIS CHEAP HAIRNET WILL GO UP IN FLAMES! 492 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,435 EVEN WITH MY NATURALLY BLONDE TRESSES COVERED BY THIS UNSIGHTLY SNOOD, 493 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:50,173 EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL WILL STILL RECOGNIZE MY IRREPRESSIBLE SPIRIT. 494 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,574 AND THEY'LL KNOW. 495 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:53,911 THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE BROKE. 496 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,947 DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING NOTICED. TAKE IT FROM ME. 497 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,617 AT THIS SCHOOL, WHERE HALF THE JUNIOR CLASS DRIVES BOXSTERS, 498 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:01,986 THE POORER YOU ARE, THE MORE INVISIBLE YOU BECOME. 499 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:06,423 QUIT GABBIN', PART-TIMER, AND START DISHING UP THOSE SLOPPY JOES. 500 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,362 YOU'LL DO GREAT, MARY CHERRY. 501 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,932 JUST BE FRIENDLY AND ENTHUSIASTIC. 502 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:21,238 WHY DON'T YOU TOSS SOME OF THAT HOT STUFF ON MY TOASTED BUNS, LITTLE MAMA? 503 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,877 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S A MESS. 504 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:30,547 IT'S CALLED A SLOPPY JOE, NOT A TINY TIDBIT. MOVE IT! 505 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:33,984 YOU, KEEP GOING. DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YA. 506 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,119 KEEP MOVING. DON'T LOOK AT ME! 507 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,189 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THE LUNCH-HAG LOOK WAS IN FOR SPRING. 508 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,225 THAT GOLD COAT. IT'S... 509 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,094 IT LOOKS FAMILIAR? 510 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,931 I HAD IT TAKEN IN AROUND THE ARMS. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER RECOGNIZE IT. 511 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,770 DO ME A FAVOR. HURRY IT ALONG. I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN GABBING WITH THE HELP. OKAY. 512 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,040 [RUMBLING] 513 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,819 - HA! - [GASPS] 514 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,821 DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR MINIMUM-WAGE EMPLOYEE HAS DONE TO ME? 515 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,357 THIS FOOD ENTREE IS CALLED A SLOPPY JOE, 516 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,260 NOT A "FOOD FIGHT FRIDAY." 517 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,696 YOU'RE FIRED, RIGHT AFTER YOU CLEAN THIS UP. 518 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:23,733 BUT... WHAT ABOUT MY HEALTH BENEFITS? 519 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,171 HEY, HARRISON. WAY TO GO, MAN. 520 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,173 GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DATING SOMEBODY 521 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,508 WHO'S NOT A HOOKER WE SET YOU UP WITH. 522 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:32,509 THAT'S COOL. 523 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,746 HEY, GUYS. GREAT. WHAT DID YOU GET FOR US? 524 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,982 WELL, I ROUNDED UP SOME OF MY COOLER CLOTHES, 525 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,151 IN CASE ANY GUYS, OR LESBIANS, 526 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,486 WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CHARITY. 527 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,655 THAT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU. 528 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,991 MY MOM'S GONNA DONATE ALL HER PASHMINA SHAWLS, TOO. 529 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,293 - MINE, TOO. - NICE. 530 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:53,797 BY THE WAY, YOU AND BROOKE, I THINK YOU MAKE A GOOD TEAM. 531 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,132 THANKS. 532 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,968 YOU'RE NOT HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS OR ANYTHING? 533 00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,037 OH, NO WAY. BROOKE AND I ARE OVER. 534 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,305 I'M HAPPY HERE IN LILY-LAND, SO... 535 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:05,042 BUT I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU TWO ARE HAPPY. 536 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:08,345 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT THIS YEAR. YOU DESERVE A LITTLE HAPPINESS. 537 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,480 - THANKS. - YEAH. 538 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,849 HEY, THAT GOES FOR ME, TOO. 539 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:16,786 - YEAH? - YEAH. 540 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:20,557 WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE. YOU'RE DATING BROOKE? 541 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,060 - SO YOU'RE... - YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS? 542 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,561 YOU NEVER SETTLED. 543 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:27,964 YOU HELD OUT FOR THE ONE PERSON YOU TRULY LOVED. 544 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:30,968 YOU HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON BROOKE 545 00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:33,270 SINCE YOU WERE, LIKE, FIVE? 546 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:35,472 - GOD JOB. - RIGHT. 547 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,240 I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 548 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,810 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. MAYBE THE THREE OF US COULD... 549 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,579 I'M NOT GOING TO INTRUDE ON YOUR TIME WITH BROOKE. 550 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:44,381 WHEN YOU COME BY THE HOUSE, 551 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,384 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE THERE TO SEE ME. 552 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:50,553 WELL, UH, THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING. 553 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,857 SAM, SAM. CAN YOU STOP GABBING AND HELP ME? 554 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:57,427 I JUST COUNTED, AND PEOPLE HAVE DONATED 250 PASHMINAS. 555 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,262 - OH, GREAT. - I CATALOGUED THEM. 556 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:06,036 SAM, CARMEN FERRARA, GREETINGS. 557 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,373 - HEY, APRIL. LOOKING GOOD. - YEAH. 558 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:13,076 THIS MAKEOVER SERVICE COULD BE A GREAT HIT. EVERYONE'S ASKING ME ABOUT IT. 559 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:17,948 WERE YOU ONLY INTERESTED IN TESTING IT OUT WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS, LIKE ME, OR... 560 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,650 - THE MORE, THE MERRIER. RIGHT, SAM? - SURE, UH-HUH. 561 00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,420 [WHISTLES] 562 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:31,161 - MESS. - [CARMEN] OH, WOW. LET'S GET STARTED. 563 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:34,131 - LET'S LOOK AT THE DRESSES. - HEY. 564 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,169 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BRINGING A REPLICA 565 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,206 OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE TO THE STAPLES CENTER THIS WEEKEND. 566 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:46,509 IF YOU AND CARMEN FERRARA WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH ME... 567 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:48,511 OH, WELL, APRIL. 568 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,947 THAT IS SOMETHING I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE. 569 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:55,285 GREAT. WE WILL BOLDLY GO WHERE BEST FRIENDS HAVE NEVER GONE BEFORE! 570 00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:07,597 [HARMONICA PLAYS] 571 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,266 MARY CHERRY? 572 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,405 MARY CHERRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? 573 00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:20,343 OH, NOTHING MUCH. 574 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,513 JUST PLAYING SOME OF BOXCAR WILLIE'S GREATEST HITS 575 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,916 BEFORE I MAKE ME A DINNER OF DIRT AND VASELINE SANDWICHES. 576 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:31,455 - VERA KRUPPS FIRED ME. - I HEARD. 577 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,423 LOOK. 578 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,558 THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER JOBS OUT THERE. 579 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:37,895 IT COULD BE THAT THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY 580 00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:41,198 JUST... ISN'T YOUR SPECIALTY. 581 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,200 LILY, IT'S JUST NO USE, OKAY? 582 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:46,136 I TRIED BEING POOR. I CAN'T DO IT. 583 00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:47,637 EVERYBODY'S GOT SOME ABILITY. 584 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:50,673 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GOT OUT OF SCHOOL? 585 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,042 I SORTA THOUGHT I'D BE A CELEBRITY. 586 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,544 [SIGHS] 587 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,546 AND HOW WAS THAT GOING? 588 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,982 GREAT. I MEAN, I WENT SHOPPING EVERY DAY. 589 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,783 LAST MONTH I JOINED A GYM. 590 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:04,888 AND I LEARNED HOW PUT OUT RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST POTENTIAL STALKERS. 591 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:09,392 BUT MY DAYS OF STARSHINE ARE FINISHED. 592 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:12,595 GOD. MY LIFE JUST COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE! 593 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,598 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 594 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:44,261 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 595 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:46,263 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THEM, MARY CHERRY. 596 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:50,967 THEY CAN'T AFFORD A PLACE TO LIVE OR NEW CLOTHES... 597 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,969 OR EVEN FOOD TO EAT. 598 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:54,971 AND THEY DON'T HAVE FRIENDS TO HELP THEM. 599 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,974 THEY ARE ENTIRELY DEPENDENT UPON 600 00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:00,042 THE CHARITY OF OTHERS FOR EVERYTHING, 601 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:02,945 AND EVEN THAT THEY HAVE TO BEG FOR. 602 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:05,548 THEY ARE REALLY, 603 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,084 REALLY... 604 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:10,953 UNPOPULAR. 605 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:16,259 OH. I DIDN'T KNOW PLACES LIKE THIS EXISTED. 606 00:33:18,863 --> 00:33:20,830 I'M ASHAMED I DIDN'T KNOW. 607 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:28,271 COME ON. I'M SURE MY MOM WILL LET YOU STAY WITH US TONIGHT, 608 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,174 AND MAYBE MAMA CHERRY WILL BE BACK TOMORROW. 609 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,943 IF NOT, WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 610 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,945 HEY, UH, LILY? 611 00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:42,151 COULD SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME? 612 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,124 IT CAN HAPPEN TO ALMOST ANYONE. 613 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:04,006 [BROOKE] WHEN I TOLD SAM WHAT WE WERE DOING, SHE HELPED ME FIND THESE. 614 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,175 EVEN THOUGH THEY WON'T MAKE IT INTO THE PICTURE, 615 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,678 YOU OUGHT TO HAVE THEM ON WHEN WE TAKE IT. 616 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:12,549 WOW, BROOKE. YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 617 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:15,352 AREN'T THEY THE MOST BUTT-UGLY THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN? 618 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:19,056 - THEY'RE GROTESQUE. IT'S... - WAIT. IT GETS BETTER. 619 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,425 THERE'S MORE? 620 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,827 WHEN I START CONCENTRATING ON SOMETHING, MY FRIEND... 621 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,063 AHHH. 622 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,602 OOH, OOH, OOH, AH. 623 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,971 [HARRISON] NO, WAIT. IT NEEDS A PIN OR SOMETHING. 624 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,439 LIKE RIGHT THERE. 625 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,441 [BROOKE] I COULD DO THIS WITH IT. 626 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,883 [SAM] UH... OKAY. 627 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:50,019 LET ME JUST FIX ONE THING. JUST A SECOND. 628 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:57,860 SAM, HI. COULD YOU DO ME A REALLY BIG FAVOR? 629 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,062 WELL, I'M KINDA BUSY HERE. 630 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:02,432 IT'LL JUST TAKE YOU ONE SECOND. PLEASE? 631 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,801 I HAVEN'T SEEN BROOKE THIS HAPPY IN MONTHS. 632 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,270 IF YOU COULD SEE HER UPSTAIRS WITH HARRISON... 633 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,606 I WANTED TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT ON FILM, 634 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:11,941 AND YOU'RE A BETTER PHOTOGRAPHER THAN I AM. 635 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,477 YEAH, SURE. YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. 636 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,579 EXCELLENT. YOU'LL FIND THAT POLAROID IN MY DRESSER. 637 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,114 THANKS, SWEETIE. 638 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,050 IT'S OKAY. SHE'S DOING ME A FAVOR. SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 639 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,085 ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN FILL IN. 640 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:26,823 - WHAT? - START PAINTING NAILS. 641 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:34,931 WHEN WE WERE SHOPPING, I SAW A COUPLE OF THINGS I KNEW YOU'D JUST LOVE. 642 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:38,000 - YOU DIDN'T... - NO, I DIDN'T BUY YOU ANYTHING. 643 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,002 I DON'T KNOW YOUR SIZES, FOR ONE THING. 644 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,203 TRUE. 645 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:44,508 BUT I WAS THINKING, FOR THE JUNIOR PROM, 646 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:47,109 MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE... 647 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,746 TRADITIONAL. 648 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,348 OH, THE JUNIOR PROM? 649 00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:53,516 NORMALLY I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO. 650 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,320 IT'S JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO HAVE EVERYBODY GIVE ME 651 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:58,821 THE CRITICAL ONCE-OVER. 652 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,758 BUT THIS YEAR YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 653 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,627 YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK FORWARD TO EVERYTHING. 654 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,130 OH. 655 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,002 WHOOPS. I SPOILED IT. SORRY, GUYS. 656 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,039 SAM, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PRIVACY? 657 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,841 WELL, YOUR DAD WANTED A PICTURE. 658 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:22,845 OHH... WELL, NOT OF THIS POSE. 659 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,620 COME HERE. WE'LL POSE PROPERLY. 660 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,989 [BROOKE] WE HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE AT THAT. 661 00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:34,323 [HARRISON] RIGHT. 662 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,061 OKAY. READY? 663 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,732 - OKAY, NOW. - MM. 664 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,470 NEXT. TAKE A SEAT, ARRANGE YOUR PACKAGE, 665 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,306 CROSS YOUR LEGS, TILT YOUR CHIN UP. 666 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:52,775 LOOK INTO MY MAGIC LENS AND SAY, "GIRLS HAVE STINKY FEET." 667 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:54,644 GIRLS HAVE STINKY FEET? 668 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,880 SAM, HERE COMES THE LAST ONE. 669 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,248 I'M SENDING HER TO THE CAFETERIA. 670 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,217 - I GUESS I'M GONNA START THE NOVAK. - COPY THAT. 671 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:05,522 - HEY, CARM? - YEAH, GO FOR CARMEN. SORRY. 672 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,957 DO YOU HAVE A DRESS LEFT FOR MARY CHERRY? 673 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:10,727 - WHAT? - SHE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, I THINK. 674 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,295 THERE'S A FINANCIAL SITUATION SHE'S BEEN DEALING WITH... 675 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:16,099 DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 676 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,435 NO, IT'S TRUE. HER MOTHER RAN INTO SOME... 677 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:21,003 COME ON. HER MOTHER IS AS RICH AS... 678 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,506 I AM TELLING YOU THERE'S BEEN A PROBLEM. 679 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,509 SHE SPENT LAST NIGHT WITH ME BECAUSE SHE HAD NO PLACE TO GO. 680 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:30,847 WHEN I WOKE UP, SHE WAS GONE. I THINK SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME IN TODAY... 681 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:34,450 LIL. HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? 682 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:38,487 - CARMEN, I SWEAR SHE'S CHANGED. - [KNOCKING] 683 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:41,458 I'M BACK! 684 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:46,328 OH, HEY, Y'ALL. YOU KNOW, LILY, 685 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:48,965 I'M SORRY THAT I LEFT SO EARLY THIS MORNING, BUT MAMA CHERRY 686 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:51,801 FLEW BACK TO SETTLE OUR LITTLE CASH-FLOW PROBLEM, 687 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,469 AND WE HAD TO GO SHOPPING. 688 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:56,138 AND THEN, BECAUSE I HAD SUCH AN AWFUL WEEK, 689 00:37:56,207 --> 00:38:00,009 MAMA'S GONNA TAKE ME ON A SPECIAL ARCTIC WHALING EXPEDITION. 690 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,011 AND THEN, BY THE LIGHT 691 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,048 OF THE AWE-INSPIRING AURORA BOREALIS, 692 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,785 WE'RE GOING HUNTIN' FOR BABY SEALS! 693 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:12,589 YEAH, IT'S TRUE. 'CAUSE I NEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTS! 694 00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:15,492 OKAY. SEE YA LATER, WANNABES. 695 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,498 [CHUCKLES] WOW. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, LIL. 696 00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:23,366 I COULD BARELY RECOGNIZE HER. 697 00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:28,905 I HONESTLY THOUGHT I HAD TAUGHT HER SOMETHING ABOUT CHARITY. 698 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:35,044 [CHATTER] 699 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,919 THANK YOU, ANNA. YOU WILL BE GLAD TO HAVE THIS RECORD OF YOUR TIME HERE. 700 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,086 THANK YOU. 701 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,858 I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, THAT AFTER THE STAPLES CENTER, 702 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,927 YOU AND CARMEN FERRARA AND I COULD 703 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,830 GO TO THE OUTLET MALL AND CONTINUE OUR LOVE OF FASHION. 704 00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:57,834 I SAW THEY WERE HAVING A REAL BLOWOUT ON GRUNGE CLOTHING AND PASHMINA SHAWLS. 705 00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,902 WE COULD BUY THEM OUT AND LOOK HOT. 706 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,104 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 707 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,307 OH. ORDERS ARE UP 40%. 708 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:06,042 THAT'S SO AWESOME. 709 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:08,712 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES. 710 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,581 WHEN YOU GIRLS FIRST CAME TO ME WITH THE IDEA 711 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,216 THAT YOU COULD SAVE THE YEARBOOK WITH A CHARITABLE SERVICE 712 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,285 TO HELP THE STUDENTS LOOK THEIR BEST, 713 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,355 I WAS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL. 714 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,056 - I THOUGHT STUDENTS WOULD BALK - MR. KRUPPS... 715 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:23,025 AT THE IDEA OF ACCEPTING HANDOUTS, BUT I WAS WRONG. 716 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,027 I REALLY WOULDN'T CALL THEM HANDOUTS. 717 00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:26,463 NO, YOU WERE RIGHT. 718 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:27,930 HOWEVER YOU MANAGED IT, 719 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:29,733 YOU SHOULD BOTH BE VERY PROUD. 720 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,101 YOU SAVED THE YEARBOOK. 721 00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:40,944 YOU USED ME. 722 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,980 NO, APRIL, WE DIDN'T USE YOU. 723 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:47,316 YOU DIDN'T ASK ME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS. 724 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:51,320 YOU ASKED ME BECAUSE YOU NEEDED TO MAKEOVER A... A FREAK 725 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:54,256 SO YOU COULD GET LOTS OF PEOPLE TO GET YOUR YEARBOOK. 726 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,295 APRIL, WE'RE REALLY SORRY. LOOK... 727 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:02,098 I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY. 728 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,133 I WASN'T LOOKING FOR CHARITY. 729 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,470 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I WANTED? I DIDN'T. 730 00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,410 I WANTED A FRIEND. 731 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,025 HEY, I BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 732 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,727 WHY AREN'T YOU... 733 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:32,228 UM... 734 00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,430 I'M TAKING MY PICTURE THIS WAY. 735 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,866 YOU KNOW WHAT? 736 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,569 CHECK IT OUT. 737 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:42,004 YOU TURNED JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO KISS YOU. 738 00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:44,741 WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE. 739 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,843 [STAMMERS] SOMEONE... I SENT SOMEONE... 740 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:48,778 LOOK AT YOUR FACE. 741 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,782 YOU'RE STARING AT SAM. 742 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,385 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I KNOW. 743 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:58,421 YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT... 744 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,890 THAT YOU MAY BE IN LOVE, 745 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,025 BUT JUST NOT WITH ME. 746 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,695 - NO. - HARRISON, DO YOU REMEMBER 747 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:08,565 WHEN YOU ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU 748 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,733 BECAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR YOU? 749 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,501 LIKE SOME CHARITY DATE. 750 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:16,706 - YEAH. - WELL, I DIDN'T WANT A HANDOUT, EITHER. 751 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,942 LOOK, BROOKE, IT IS NOT LIKE THAT. 752 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,744 THAT YOU SEEM TO NEED ME NOW IS A GREAT THING. 753 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,880 REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME. 754 00:41:23,948 --> 00:41:25,948 AND I KNOW YOU MEAN THAT TO BE NICE. 755 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:30,787 AND I KNOW THAT BEING NEEDED IS A GREAT THING TO FEEL. 756 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:32,254 BUT IT'S NOT LOVE. 757 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:37,659 WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, THERE'S NO SECOND PLACE. 758 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:43,766 - WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP? - FRIENDSHIP'S GOOD. 759 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,205 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHOICE. 760 00:41:50,775 --> 00:41:52,241 [FLASHBULB POPS] 761 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:55,845 [SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 762 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:31,007 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK 763 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:33,876 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE 764 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:38,347 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE 765 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:41,583 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY 766 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:47,323 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA 767 00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:55,898 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪