1 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:14,013 BROOKE. 2 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:16,948 PLEASE, JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES. 3 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,456 [SOFTLY] WAKE UP, BROOKE. 4 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,658 WAKE UP. HEY. 5 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,161 YEAH, WAKE UP. HI. HI. 6 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,796 HI. 7 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,099 OH, MY GOD. 8 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,336 WHERE THE HECK AM I? WHAT TIME IS IT? 9 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,137 AH! DID WE... 10 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,473 FALL ASLEEP DURING CONAN? YEAH. 11 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,542 THIS IS A DISASTER. MY DAD'S GONNA FREAK. 12 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,011 I KNOW. I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE. 13 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,912 THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY. 14 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:52,317 I AM NOT IN COLLEGE LIKE YOU. MY DAD PROBABLY HAS THE COPS OUT LOOKING FOR ME. 15 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,818 WHAT DO I DO? 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,288 CALL HIM AND TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 17 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,722 YEAH? 18 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,660 [PHONE RINGS] 19 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,030 HELLO? 20 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,333 OH! OH, SAM. HEY. IT'S BROOKE. 21 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,868 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO COVER. 22 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:12,337 BROOKE, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME IN THE KITCHEN? 23 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,339 WELL, I'M NOT AT HOME. 24 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,576 UM, I SPENT THE NIGHT AT JAMIE'S LAST NIGHT. 25 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:22,181 I THINK YOU LOVE HIM! YOU WANT TO MARRY HIM. 26 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:26,485 I NEED YOU TO COVER FOR ME IF JANE OR DAD ASKS WHERE I AM. 27 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:30,389 FINE. I'LL NEED THE FAVOR, TOO, SOMEDAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 28 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,491 TELL THEM... 29 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,661 NO, THANK YOU. WE ARE VERY HAPPY WITH OUR LONG DISTANCE CARRIER. 30 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,297 [BEEPS] MCI AGAIN. 31 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:43,001 YOU WOULD THINK THEY'D HAVE A LAW AGAINST TELEMARKETING AT THIS HOUR. 32 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,904 WHERE IS BROOKE THIS MORNING? SHE'S USUALLY THE EARLY BIRD? 33 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:49,475 OH, SHE MUST'VE JUST LEFT. YEAH, SHE DID. SHE LEFT EARLY. 34 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,477 SHE HAD TO GO TO GLAMAZON PRACTICE. 35 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,879 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY PRACTICE IN THE MORNINGS. 36 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,247 THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY DON'T. 37 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,881 THEY PRACTICE IN THE AFTERNOONS, 38 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,620 USUALLY IN THEIR GLAMAZON OUTFITS, WHICH I FOUND IN BROOKE'S BOOK BAG, 39 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,889 WHICH I FOUND IN BROOKE'S BEDROOM, 40 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,792 WHERE, CLEARLY, SHE DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 41 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,661 START TALKING, SAM. 42 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,939 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE 43 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,609 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE 44 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:27,913 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS 45 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,249 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE 46 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,017 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE 47 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,019 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY 48 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,455 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED 49 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:39,658 ♪ WELL, ME AND B 50 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:43,362 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS 51 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:52,971 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 52 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,279 [MAN NARRATING ] PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING EXAMPLE 53 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,281 OF THE INSECT MATING RITUAL OCCURS 54 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,250 AMONG THE MANTIS RELIGIOSA, 55 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,886 COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PRAYING MANTIS. 56 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,388 IN THE SUMMERTIME, THE FEMALE EXCRETES A CHEMICAL ATTRACTANT 57 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,557 THAT TEMPTS A WILLING MALE. 58 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:16,328 MISS McIRRITATING, WHERE'S YOUR FABULOUS McSEAT MATE, MISS McQUEEN? 59 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,462 IN McTROUBLE. 60 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,097 WELL. 61 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:20,899 IN A THIRD OF ALL CASES, 62 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,934 THE FEMALE WILL SEIZE HER PARTNER POSTCOITALLY 63 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,769 - AND EAT HIM ALIVE. - [GULPS] 64 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:28,307 SOMETIMES, THE MALES ARE DEVOURED DURING THE SEX ACT ITSELF. 65 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,741 [GIRLS ALL CHEER] 66 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:32,611 - NICE WORK, MANTIS. - WAY TO GO, MANTIS. 67 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,913 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 68 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:36,581 LIGHTS! 69 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:42,321 KIDS, FROM THE MOMENT THE FEMALE MANTIS 70 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,256 SEDUCES HER MATE, 71 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,225 SHE'S IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, USING NOOKY AS THE UPPER HAND 72 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,895 AND ALSO A TASTY SNACK. 73 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:53,364 THE MANTID SOCIETY, LIKE MOST INSECT SPECIES, 74 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,967 IS DOMINATED BY FEMALES. 75 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,803 THIS IS A RARE DISPLAY OF WOMEN GETTING THE UPPER HAND, 76 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:02,774 BUT SADLY ONLY THROUGH SEXUALIZED AMBITION. 77 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,543 EXCUSE ME? YES, HELLO, CLAW. 78 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,178 I'M SORRY, BUT I BEG TO DIFFER, AS USUAL, 79 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,013 WITH YOUR INSANE PRETZEL LOGIC. 80 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,350 ALTHOUGH I DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT VERY FEW WOMEN HAVE POWER IN OUR SOCIETY, 81 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,554 I MUST POINT TO MYSELF AS AN EXAMPLE 82 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:18,289 OF A YOUNG WOMAN WHO'S BREAKING THROUGH THAT GLASS CEILING. 83 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:21,126 MISS JULIAN, A.K.A., CRASHING FEMINIST DISAPPOINTMENT, 84 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:24,529 THE ONLY POWER I SEE YOU EXPLOITING 85 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,032 IS THE LOVELY TWIN SET IN YOUR TWIN SET. 86 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,734 GIRLS, PAY ATTENTION. 87 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,636 IT'S JUST STRUCK ME. 88 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:35,039 DON'T BE A NICOLE. DON'T BE A MANTIS. 89 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,941 EVOLVE! 90 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:42,046 YOU ARE THE FIRST GENERATION WHERE THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF PARITY AND POWER 91 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,349 AMONG THE GENDERS WITHOUT RESORTING TO SEX. 92 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:48,352 EXCUSE ME! BACK ON POINT. I DO HAVE POWER. 93 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:52,023 MISS JULIAN, YOU ARE A TEEN MANTIS 94 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:55,193 WHO HAS LOST ALL OF HER POWER, 95 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:58,262 MAINLY BECAUSE YOU'RE NO LONGER ON THE GLAMAZONS. 96 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,399 I BET YOU DON'T EVER GET THAT POWER BACK. 97 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:05,170 I BET YOU I DO. I DON'T NEED SEX TO GET POWER. I'M... 98 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,705 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 99 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,941 LEAN OVER AND BITE OFF MR. JOHN'S HEAD, WHY DON'T YOU? 100 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,912 IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN. OKAY, PEOPLE! 101 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,681 MOVING ON TO OUR DOUBLE FEATURE. 102 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,950 JOHN WATERS'S FEMALE TROUBLE. 103 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,386 MISS JULIAN, YOU MAY WANT TO PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION. 104 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,121 THERE'S MEANING IN THIS FLICK. 105 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,690 BUT I... I CAN'T PULL THE TRIGGER 106 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,026 OF THIS RUSSIAN ROULETTE POWER PLAY. 107 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,861 - I... - WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY, 108 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,497 SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE CAJONES TO CUT ONE CLUB, KRUPPS. 109 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:37,602 APRIL, NO ONE SAID BEING PRESIDENT WAS ALL BOOK FAIRS AND BAKE SALES. 110 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:41,707 NOW, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GIVE STUDENTS THE BAD NEWS, TOO. 111 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,275 - KRUPPS, WE HAVE TO TALK. - WAIT YOUR TURN, MISS JULIAN. 112 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,611 THIS IS IMPORTANT SCHOOL BUSINESS. 113 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,980 IMPORTANT? WITH COMMANDER FIREPIE IN THE ROOM? 114 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,949 I'VE PAID MY DEBT TO SOCIETY. 115 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,051 - I WANT BACK ON THE GLAMAZONS. - WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. 116 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:56,054 - YOU WERE BANNED FOR THE YEAR. - THAT IS NOT FAIR. 117 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:59,658 JOSH FORD GOT CAUGHT SLURPING SYRUP, AND HIS PUNISHMENT LASTED THREE DAYS. 118 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,259 THAT'S A DOUBLE STANDARD. 119 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:04,963 MR. FORD DIDN'T ATTEMPT TO ENTICE ME IN A SEX SCANDAL. 120 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:09,267 - I SMELL A SLUT IN THE ROOM. - SHUT UP, MY LEFT FOOT. LOOK, KRUPPS. 121 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:11,703 BEING ON THE GLAMAZONS IS HUGELY IMPORTANT TO ME. 122 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,204 LIFE OR DEATH. 123 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,674 IF I CAN'T BE A PART OF THAT SQUAD... 124 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,942 REGAIN YOUR WICKED POWERS SOME OTHER WAY. 125 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,278 YOU ARE NOT GETTING ON THAT SQUAD THIS YEAR. 126 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,413 OUTSIDE, MISS JULIAN. NOW. 127 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:25,917 YEAH, GIRLIE. WAIT OUTSIDE TILL THE MENS ARE DONE. 128 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,154 [KRUPPS] APRIL, COME ON. 129 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:34,392 DUE TO THE BUDGET CRUNCH, ONE EXTRACURRICULAR CLUB MUST BE CUT. 130 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,763 NOW, THE STUDENT COUNCIL MUST MAKE THAT DECISION. 131 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:42,300 BUT KILLING EXTRACURRICULARS IS NOT IN MY FEMININE NATURE, MR. KRUPPS. 132 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,636 I'M A GATHERER AND A NEST-BUILDER. 133 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,005 I NEED A DECISION BY THE END OF THE WEEK, APRIL. 134 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,908 DON'T WORRY, KRUPPY. I'LL MAKE UP HER MIND FOR HER. 135 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,648 JOSH, YOU LOOK TORTURED. 136 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,282 I'M THINKING. 137 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,053 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT. 138 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,123 DUDE, CHECK IT OUT. I JUST FILLED OUT MY COLLEGE SAMPLE FORMS. 139 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,292 IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH? 140 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,729 I DON'T THINK SKIING MT. BALDY CHRISTMAS BREAK, 2000, 141 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,964 COUNTS AS AN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY. 142 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,501 JOSH, COLLEGES ARE LOOKING FOR WELL-ROUNDED CANDIDATES, 143 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,437 SO YOU HAVE TO CREATE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU DO MORE THAN PLAY SPORTS 144 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,773 - AND TAKE COOL VACATIONS. - OH, GREAT. 145 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,475 SO, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DAZZLE COLLEGES WITH, HARRISON? 146 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,078 ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE LIGHT IN THE ACTIVITIES AREA MYSELF. 147 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,881 BUT I WAS THINKING OF JOINING EMORY'S JOHN TRAVOLTA CLUB. 148 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,483 NOT ONLY DOES IT REQUIRE NO WORK, 149 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,886 BUT WHEN PRESIDENT TUNA WIELDS HER AXE, 150 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,288 AS SHE'S EXPECTED TO DO SOMETIME THIS WEEK, 151 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,690 SHE'S DEFINITELY GONNA SPARE HER BOYFRIEND'S PRIDE AND JOY. 152 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,127 YEAH, GOOD THINKING, BUT WHAT COLLEGE IS GONNA BE IMPRESSED 153 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,696 BY A CLUB DEVOTED TO THE STAR OF BATTLEFIELD EARTH? 154 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,231 ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT. IT'S CALLED "STAYING ALIVE." 155 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,803 SO, I FIGURE COLLEGES WILL THINK IT'S SOME SORT OF EUTHANASIA CLUB. RIGHT? 156 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,938 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 157 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:57,241 HAVING COLLEGE OFFICIALS THINK I'M INVOLVED IN A CLUB ABOUT ASIAN KIDS 158 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,977 IS JUST WHAT I NEED. 159 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:02,814 IT'S, UH, IT'S GLOBAL. I'M TOTALLY THERE. 160 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,948 HEY, SAM? 161 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,917 HEY, THANKS FOR COVERING FOR ME. 162 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,418 DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT? 163 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,421 UH, ONLY A PRAYING MANTIS/ DIVINE DOUBLE FEATURE. 164 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,390 OH, AND THE OUTRAGE OF DADDY-O. 165 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,826 YOU SAID YOU HAD IT COVERED. 166 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,260 WELL, OPERATION ALIBI BLEW UP. 167 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,329 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL HEAR MORE ABOUT IT 168 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,599 AT THE FAMILY DINNER/ FORMAL ARRAIGNMENT TONIGHT. 169 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,433 - HOW MUCH DO THEY KNOW? - ENOUGH. 170 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,536 AND LET ME SAY THEY'RE NOT TOO HAPPY WITH ME, EITHER. 171 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,607 LOOK, I'M SORRY I DRAGGED YOU INTO THIS WHOLE THING. 172 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,342 I DON'T MIND TAKING A BULLET FOR A NOBLE CAUSE. 173 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,044 SO? 174 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,380 - WAS IT WORTH IT? - HA, THAT'S THE THING. 175 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,949 NOTHING HAPPENED. 176 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,885 WE FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF THE TV. THAT'S IT. 177 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:45,023 I LIED FOR THAT? WHY DIDN'T WE JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH? 178 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,025 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 179 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,527 WHEN MY DAD HEARS THE WHOLE STORY, 180 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,029 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 181 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,630 COME ON. 182 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,133 BO PEEP, SURELY A TOKEN GESTURE, 183 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,636 SOME SMALL BONE WOULD NOT BE INAPPROPRIATE 184 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,139 TO TOSS IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR FAVORITE BIG BAD WOLF? 185 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:04,275 I'M SORRY, EMORY DICK, BUT I'M COMPELLED BY MY OFFICE 186 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,811 TO CUT A CLUB IN AN UNBIASED MANNER. 187 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,781 NOW, STOP LOBBYING ME, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC. 188 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,983 I MUST BE STRONG. 189 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,985 [EXHALES] 190 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,754 [GRUMBLING] 191 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,121 OH! 192 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,458 [GIRL SOBBING] 193 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,461 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 194 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,402 NICOLE JULIAN? 195 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,571 ARE... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 196 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,339 HAS TOM FORD DIED? 197 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,041 [SNIFFLING] NO. 198 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,043 UM, HE'S ALIVE AND WELL. 199 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:43,014 IT'S JUST ALLERGIES. UM, THANKS FOR ASKING. 200 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,018 I'M DISTURBED TO FIND A RAPTOR AS VICIOUS AS YOURSELF SUFFERING PAIN. 201 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,519 HANKY? 202 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,626 HOW SWEET. 203 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,361 EVEN AFTER I TORE YOU A NEW ONE IN KRUPPS'S OFFICE. 204 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,799 I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE BY YOU... ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES. 205 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,667 THAT'S TRUE. 206 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,472 BUT FROM NOW ON, WE WOMEN NEED TO STICK TOGETHER, 207 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,241 NOT RUN EACH OTHER DOWN. 208 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,811 YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB AS PRESIDENT, APRIL. 209 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,348 IT'S NICE TO SEE A WOMAN IN POWER WHO'S NOT A GLAMAZON. 210 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,585 THANK YOU, NICOLE JULIAN, CONSTITUENT. 211 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,754 IT'S NOT EASY BEING YOU, IS IT, APRIL? 212 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:26,090 NO. MY 'RHOIDS BURN WITH A WRATHLIKE VENGEANCE. 213 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:30,061 NOT THAT. I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEING A WOMAN WITH POWER. 214 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,797 BOYS LIKE GUS AND EMORY THINK THEY OWN YOU. 215 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,532 KRUPPS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 216 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,534 IT IS LONELY BEING AT THE TOP. 217 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,970 WHEW. I KNOW THAT FEELING. 218 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,639 HAVING HAD STATUS ONCE, I CAN SAY... 219 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,843 IT'S HARD TO HAVE IT, BUT IT'S EVEN HARDER TO LOSE. 220 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,445 THAT ONE'S GOING IN MY QUOTE FILE. 221 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,580 SO PROFOUND. 222 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,582 IT'S SO DAMN TRUE. 223 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,619 WELL, 224 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,022 ANYWAY, APRIL, 225 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,522 GOOD LUCK. 226 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,624 I KNOW YOU HAVE TO CUT ONE CLUB, 227 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,927 AND I KNOW THAT WILL BE HARD FOR YOU. 228 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:07,966 BUT MAYBE THE FATES WILL BE KIND, AND YOU'LL FIND A POWERFUL WOMAN LIKE YOURSELF, 229 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:12,236 A WOMAN WHO WILL ADVISE YOU ON HOW TO BEHAVE BECAUSE SHE CARES, 230 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,539 NOT BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO CONTROL YOU. 231 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:19,911 NICOLE JULIAN! 232 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,980 WAIT! 233 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,816 I'D LOVE TO HAVE COFFEE WITH YOU TOMORROW, TUNA. 234 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,885 THANKS FOR ASKING. 235 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,887 I CAN'T HAVE COFFEE, OR I TURN INTO A REVERSE KRAKATOA. 236 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,324 BUT THERE'S A FRUITOPIA WITH YOUR NAME ON IT IN MY OFFICE. 237 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,793 SUPER. 238 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,330 [DRUMBEATS] 239 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,664 [MEN SHOUT] 240 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,801 [DRUMS CONTINUE] 241 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:49,741 OKAY. I GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT FOR TRIBAL COUNCIL TO BEGIN. 242 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,077 BUT YOU KNOW, IF I'M GONNA GET VOTED OUT OF THIS FAMILY, 243 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,146 I SHOULD PROBABLY START PACKING. 244 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,547 CAREFUL, BROOKE. 245 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,216 YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 246 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,818 I WOULD WATCH THAT GLIB TONE IF I WERE YOU. 247 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,587 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 248 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:07,959 BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST AN HONEST MISTAKE. 249 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,294 HONEST? 250 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,595 YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO USE THAT WORD 251 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,898 AFTER THE PACK OF LIES YOU FED US? 252 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,767 WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME. 253 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:20,338 YOU'RE RIGHT. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LIED ABOUT SOMETHING SO INNOCENT. 254 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,505 YOU'RE GROUNDED. 255 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,407 FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, 256 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,309 IT IS SCHOOL, HOMEWORK, BED. 257 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,278 - WHAT? - I'M NOT DONE YET. 258 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,414 YOU WILL TELL JAMIE THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE HIM. 259 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:34,152 I'LL NOT HAVE MY DAUGHTER BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY SOME PUNK. 260 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,387 THAT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR. 261 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,224 JANE, TELL HIM I AM NOT A CHILD. HE CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THIS. 262 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,528 YOU ARE A CHILD, BROOKE. YOU ARE MY CHILD. 263 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,898 AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL PLAY BY MY RULES. 264 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,904 OUCH. 265 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,473 THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO. YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ONE WEEK. 266 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,410 - WHAT? - I WILL NOT TOLERATE CONSPIRACIES IN THIS HOUSE. 267 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,513 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. MOM, SAY SOMETHING. 268 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,386 GREAT. THIS IS JUST GREAT. 269 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,770 - OH. - HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GROUND ME? 270 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,107 WELL, GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO, SAM. 271 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:32,276 IN WHAT WORLD DO I DESERVE THE SAME PUNISHMENT AS BROOKE? 272 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:37,282 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE IN CHARGE OF DISCIPLINING ME. MIKE'S NOT EVEN MY FATHER. 273 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:41,619 I WON'T DENY THAT THE PUNISHMENT IS A BIT HARSH, 274 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,854 BUT YOU SCREWED UP, SAM. 275 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,189 YOU LIED. 276 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,525 NOW, WOULD I HAVE LOCKED YOU UP? 277 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:51,329 NO, WE WOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 278 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,664 AND I'D WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU DID. 279 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,000 BUT CLEARLY MIKE FEELS DIFFERENTLY ABOUT IT. 280 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,837 HE MAY NOT BE YOUR FATHER, BUT HE IS YOUR PARENT. 281 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,506 I THOUGHT YOU BOTH WORE THE PANTS AROUND HERE. I WAS WRONG. 282 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,376 GOOD MORNING. 283 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,778 THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE. 284 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,418 WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S TALKING TO ME. 285 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:18,489 AM I REALLY AN OGRE FOR TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR THESE GIRLS? 286 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,993 NO, YOU'RE NOT AN OGRE, BUT YOU'VE BEEN THROWING AROUND YOUR WEIGHT QUITE A BIT. 287 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,095 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 288 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,399 YOU PUNISHED SAM WITHOUT CHECKING IN WITH ME FIRST. 289 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,868 I WOULD NEVER DO THAT WITH BROOKE. 290 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,938 I'M... UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT KIND OF DOUBLE STANDARD... 291 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,906 I'M SORRY. I JUMPED THE GUN. 292 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,076 BUT I THINK WE AGREE THAT IT'S NOT OKAY 293 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,278 FOR THESE GIRLS TO BE GOING OUT WITH COLLEGE STUDENTS. 294 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,747 WELL... I DON'T KNOW. 295 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,783 BROOKE'S MATURE, AND I THINK THIS SHOULD BE A DISCUSSION 296 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:48,586 AND NOT JUST AN IMMEDIATE MANDATE. 297 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:53,291 WOULD YOU REALLY COME DOWN SO HARD ON HER IF BROOKE WERE A 17-YEAR-OLD BOY? 298 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,572 IT WAS BUILT AS A BOMB SHELTER. 299 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:13,043 BUT IN THE '70S, THEY STARTED USING IT TO CURE MYSTERY MEAT FOR THE CAFETERIA. 300 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,213 YOU GET USED TO THE FRIGID TEMP, 301 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,515 BUT THE JERKY SMELL NEVER GOES AWAY. 302 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,851 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE WAS NEXT DOOR TO KRUPPS. 303 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,789 IT USED TO BE, UNTIL THEY CONVERTED IT INTO A LARGE TANNING BOOTH. 304 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:28,492 HE SAID THAT THIS WOULD GIVE ME MORE PRIVACY. 305 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,795 - HEY. - [ALIEN BEEPS] 306 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,665 - DID YOU COMPLAIN? - I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE WAVES. 307 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,801 [SIGHS] I HEAR THAT. 308 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,705 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS ON THE GLAMAZONS, 309 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,641 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BRING YOU IN AS CHOREOGRAPHER, BUT... 310 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,045 NEVER HAD THE NERVE TO STAND UP TO THOSE CONNIVING BITCHES. 311 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,047 YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO? 312 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,182 I SHOULD PULL THE PLUG ON THOSE 'REXIC PRIMADONNAS. 313 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:56,119 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES WHEN YOU DID. 314 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,557 WAIT. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS? 315 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,626 WHY NOT? I'VE GOT... THE POWER. 316 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,163 WELL, APRIL, YOU CAN'T JUST CUT THE GLAMAZONS. 317 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,165 THAT WOULD KILL YOUR APPROVAL RATINGS. 318 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,500 IF YOU WANT TO BE RID OF THEM, 319 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,403 REMEMBER THE WORDS OF GERMAN MILITARY THEORIST VON CLAUSEWITZ: 320 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,506 "DON'T ATTACK TOO SOON, OR YOUR ENEMY WILL COME BACK STRONGER." 321 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,009 WOW. YOU ARE A VERITABLE DICK CHENEY. 322 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,180 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO NOW? 323 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,648 I COULD TELL YOU, BUT, UM, 324 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,318 EVEN DICK CHENEY GOT SOMETHING FOR HIS TROUBLES. 325 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,091 - [INTERCOM BUZZES] - VICE PRESIDENT GUS LATRINE, GET IN HERE. 326 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,694 I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 327 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,797 CUT MY TOENAILS, WOMAN. 328 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:43,201 FIRST OF ALL, KISS MY FRECKLED ASS. 329 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,436 SECOND OF ALL, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE LYRICS 330 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:49,107 TO THE CLASSIC 1985 ARETHA FRANKLIN/ ANNIE LENNOX DUET? 331 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,941 NO? 332 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,444 [APRIL, NICOLE] "SISTAS ARE DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES." 333 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,945 AND THIS MEANS? 334 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,415 IT MEANS YOU'RE FIRED, LATRINE. 335 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,550 [TIRES SCREECH] 336 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,394 NICOLE JULIAN, WILL YOU BE MY NEW V.P.? 337 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,297 I'D BE HONORED, MADAME PRESIDENT. 338 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,800 [GLASS CLINKS] 339 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,873 [DISCO MUSIC] 340 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,215 WHOA. IT'S LIKE AN ELVIS CONVENTION. 341 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,217 ONLY, INSTEAD OF ELVISES, THEY'RE JOHN TRAVOLTAS. 342 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,587 [HARRISON] ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THIS? 343 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,822 - JUST THINK OF COLLEGE. - [HARRISON] YEAH. 344 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,994 JUMP IN, GENTS. CATCH THE FEVER. 345 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,431 UH... SO, EMORY, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 346 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,435 JOSH AND I ARE THINKING OF GETTING OUR TRAVOLTA STRIPES AND JOINING THE CLUB. 347 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,438 SMASHING. ONE PROBLEM, THOUGH. 348 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,173 MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU, 349 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,208 I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT "STAYING ALIVE" 350 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,277 WILL ACTUALLY STAY ALIVE. 351 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:02,947 MY SWEET OYSTER GAL, APRIL, HAS CONCERNS. 352 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,282 YOU'VE BEEN DATING HER. SHOULDN'T THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING? 353 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,618 IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN TO A "FACE/OFF." 354 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,354 APRIL FEARS THAT IF SHE SUCCUMBS TO MY SEXUAL MASTERY 355 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,156 AND SPARES THE CLUB OF WHICH I'M PRESIDENT, 356 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,057 SHE'LL BE CROSSING A "THIN RED LINE" 357 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:18,229 AND MAKE HERSELF VULNERABLE FOR "A CIVIL ACTION" OR WORSE. 358 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,464 ARE YOU TALKING IN TRAVOLTA TITLES? 359 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,932 THAT'S SOMETHING WE DO. 360 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,502 WHY DON'T YOU JUST APPOINT A NEW PRESIDENT, 361 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,037 THEREBY ELIMINATING THE CONFLICT? 362 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,872 PERFECT! 363 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,510 IF I REPLACE MYSELF AS PRESIDENT, THE CONFLICT WOULD GO AWAY. 364 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,513 THE ONLY QUESTION IS, WHO DESERVES THE JOB, 365 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,716 A JOB THAT WOULD LOOK MIGHTY IMPRESSIVE ON A COLLEGE RÉSUMÉ. 366 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,684 [BOTH] I'LL DO IT. 367 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,587 UH, SORRY, FORD. THAT WAS MY IDEA. 368 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,624 NOTHING PERSONAL, HARRISON, BUT SHOULDN'T THE PRESIDENT OF THE TRAVOLTA CLUB 369 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,192 KNOW HOW TO, YOU KNOW, DANCE? 370 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,628 - THAT IS A DISS. - YEAH. 371 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:54,131 WELL, JOSH, YOU CAN DANCE, JUST NOT TO THE BEAT. 372 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,500 SEE, YOU'RE NO TRAVOLTA. I AM. 373 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,470 EASY, JOHNNY-COME-LATELIES. NO NEED FOR A "BLOW OUT." 374 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,240 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO HAVE A, UH... 375 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,043 A DANCE-OFF. I'LL GET APRIL TO JUDGE THE COMPETITION. 376 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,011 THEN SHE'LL DEVELOP A PERSONAL STAKE IN OUR FUTURE. 377 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,448 - BRING IT ON. - LET'S DO IT. 378 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,017 HEY, CARMEN, DON'T YOU JUST FEEL AWFUL ABOUT NIC? 379 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,754 YOU KNOW, HOW SHE'S SUCH A LOSER NOW? 380 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,322 TOTALLY. 381 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,057 [TOILET FLUSHES] 382 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,560 AW. 383 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:23,927 OH! 384 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:28,199 OH, DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'VE JOINED THE SPAZZ SQUAD. 385 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,401 HAS IT REALLY COME TO THIS? 386 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,102 WELL, I GUESS SO. 387 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,104 OBVIOUSLY, IT'S NOT MY FIRST OPTION, 388 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,941 BUT WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE? 389 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,778 WELL, I, FOR ONE, THINK THAT IT SHOWS SPIRIT. 390 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,881 THANKS, CARM. WELL, WISH ME LUCK. 391 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,949 I'M OFF TO REHEARSAL. 392 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,219 ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY. WE'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE FLOOR DURING GAMES. 393 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,254 YEAH, WELL, IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT, LADY. 394 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,425 SEE, CARMY, WHEN YOU WERE A WANNABE AND NIC WAS A GLAMAZON, 395 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:58,296 SHE WROTE A BYLAW BANNING THE PEP SQUAD FROM EVEN WARM-UP FLOOR ACTIVITY 396 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,731 ON ACCOUNT OF THAT THEY WERE SUCH EYESORES 397 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,967 AND HAD EXCRUCIATING AMOUNTS OF FACIAL HAIR. 398 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,304 I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN. 399 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,672 BUT HERE I AM. 400 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,710 I GUESS MY ONLY HOPE IS TO HAVE ONE OF YOU GUYS SIGN THIS... 401 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,512 WAIVER OF CONSENT... 402 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,914 ALLOWING US PEPPERS BACK. 403 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,216 "PEPPERS"? 404 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,820 NIC, I AM TRYING SO HARD TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, 405 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,422 BUT YOU'RE JUST SO PATHETIC 406 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,692 THAT IT'S MAKING ME DOUBLE OVER WITH CRUEL INTERNAL, SILENT LAUGHTER. 407 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,228 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 408 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,330 NO HARM, NO FOUL, RIGHT? 409 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,834 AS SOON AS TUNA STARTS CHOPPING, WE'LL BE THE FIRST CLUB TO GO. 410 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,336 WHAT CAN IT HURT? 411 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,938 SHE'S REALLY NO THREAT TO US NOW, MARY CHERRY. 412 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,808 IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF, FINE. 413 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,744 BE OUR GUEST. CARMEN, SIGN THE STUPID WAIVER. 414 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,253 THANKS, GIRLS. I'D LOVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE PEP SQUAD. 415 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,087 WE'RE PRACTICING RIGHT NOW. 416 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,522 ♪ VOGUE 417 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,060 ♪ VOGUE 418 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,296 ♪ GO WITH THE FLOW 419 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,564 ♪ VOGUE 420 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,968 ♪ VOGUE 421 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,303 ♪ GO WITH THE FLOW 422 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,173 ♪ OOOOOH 423 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,941 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO 424 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:21,512 ♪ LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC 425 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,848 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEP SQUAD? 426 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,984 WE FIRED THOSE FRIDA KHALO-FACED LOSERS 427 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,387 AND REPLACED THEM WITH THESE HARD BODIES, 428 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,722 ALL OF WHOM USED TO DANCE FOR MADONNA. 429 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,057 MEET THE NEW PEP SQUAD, OF WHICH I AM CHOREOGRAPHER. 430 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,827 IT'S NOW CALLED "BRING IT!" 431 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,531 ♪ VOGUE, VOGUE, VOGUE, VOGUE ♪ 432 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,767 I SWEAR, MY DAD IS NOT USUALLY LIKE THAT. 433 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,236 I HAVEN'T BEEN GROUNDED SINCE I WAS IN THIRD GRADE. 434 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,872 - I TAKE IT YOU'RE NOT COMING TONIGHT? - UH, YEAH. 435 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,875 I'M SORRY. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOUR FRIENDS. 436 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,779 NO, THAT'S OKAY. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON. 437 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,615 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 438 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:01,552 NOTHING DEFINITIVE. IT'S JUST THAT THIS IS ALL GETTING SORT OF COMPLICATED, 439 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,854 AND MAYBE WE SHOULD COOL IT FOR A WHILE. 440 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:07,525 WHAT WAS THAT? OH, GOD, JAMIE, I'M LOSING YOU. 441 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,160 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE. 442 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,631 HEY, B. 443 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,933 WHAT'S THE MATTER? THE RIVE GAUCHE COLLECTION STILL NOT IN? 444 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,336 BECAUSE OF MY FATHER, I HAD TO BAIL ON JAMIE'S PARTY. 445 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:20,705 HE'S NOT HAPPY. 446 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,541 YOU KNOW, B, I HATE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS. 447 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:26,377 YOU ARE A POWERFUL, ICONIC WOMAN. 448 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,346 DON'T LET YOUR FATHER, OR ANY MAN FOR THAT MATTER, 449 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,583 PREVENT YOU FROM REALIZING YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL. 450 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:36,687 - YOU LIKE THIS GUY, RIGHT? - A LOT. 451 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,789 THEN SHOW HIM YOU'RE NOT DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL. 452 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,026 SKIP CHEERLEADING AT THAT GAME AND SNEAK OVER TO JAMIE'S. 453 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:45,796 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 454 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,500 I'LL NEED YOUR PRESIDENTIAL SIGNATURE HERE, 455 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,401 HERE AND HERE. 456 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:57,775 IT SURE COSTS A LOT TO BUY A QUALITY DANCE TROUPE THESE DAYS. 457 00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:02,179 HOW CAN WE AFFORD ALL THIS WITH ONLY $16 IN THE SCHOOL ACCOUNT? 458 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:03,847 WELL, WE CAN'T. 459 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:07,451 THAT'S WHY I BORROWED SIX THOU FROM MY OWN PERSONAL TRUST FUND. 460 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,153 GEEZ, TALK ABOUT COMMITMENT. 461 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,690 NOW THAT WE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE GLAMAZONS, 462 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:16,359 IS IT TIME TO OFFICIALLY SAY ADIOS TO THOSE ELITIST FASHIONISTAS? 463 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,630 NO. WE MUST BE WISE IN THE WAYS OF POWER. 464 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,465 REMEMBER OUR CLAUSEWITZ? 465 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,167 "THERE IS ONLY ONE DECISIVE VICTORY. 466 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,603 THE LAST." 467 00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:28,472 YOU ARE ONE BAD-ASS MOMMA-JAMA, NICOLE JULIAN. 468 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,208 YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE. 469 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:33,376 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT FUN. 470 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,379 WE ARE HAVING FUN, RIGHT, APRIL? 471 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:36,847 WELL... 472 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,551 EMORY AND I, WE'RE... HAVING PROBLEMS. 473 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,787 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 474 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:48,058 [EMORY] TAKE OFF YOUR BONNET. DO AS I SAY AT ONCE. 475 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:52,362 CONTINUE DOING AS I SAY. AH, YES. 476 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,364 I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED THIS TO ME, 477 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:58,636 THOUGH IT COULD BE DAMAGING TO YOUR PRESIDENCY IF IN THE WRONG HANDS. 478 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,638 WHO ELSE HAS A COPY OF IT? 479 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:02,773 - [EMORY] THAT'S RIGHT. - JUST ME AND EMORY. 480 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,676 DO AS I SAY. CONTINUE DOING AS I SAY. 481 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:09,546 HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I CAN'T STAY LONG. 482 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,616 IT'S OKAY. 483 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:17,120 I'M SURPRISED YOU MADE IT PAST THE GUARDS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 484 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,489 YOU CAN BE DEVIOUS WHEN YOU WANT TO BE. 485 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,092 - YEAH, AND YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. - MM-HMM. 486 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,295 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 487 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,867 THAT'S NICK. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE NICK. 488 00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:38,075 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I COULD ASK THE SAME. 489 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:42,279 I EXPECTED TO FIND YOU AT THE GAME WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS. 490 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,548 SO, ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME NOW? 491 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,050 NO, BROOKE. 492 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:49,586 I WENT TO THE GAME TO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU. 493 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,690 LET'S GO. 494 00:24:59,464 --> 00:25:00,764 ONE MORE THING, MR.... 495 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,267 JAMIE, SIR. IT'S JAMIE ROTH. 496 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,803 SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY DAUGHTER, MR. ROTH. 497 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,707 THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE HER. 498 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,952 WELL, I JUST HAD THE MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 499 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,021 NICE TRICK, BROOKE. MAKE YOURSELF THE VICTIM. 500 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,123 YOU WILLFULLY DISOBEYED ME. 501 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,192 I'M SORRY. IS THIS 16th-CENTURY FRANCE? 502 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:32,129 BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A FEUDAL LORD BOSSING AROUND YOUR SERFS. 503 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:35,365 MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND RULES AND THAT THEY'RE NOT DESIGNED TO BE BROKEN. 504 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,035 MAYBE THEY WERE BROKEN INTENTIONALLY BECAUSE THEY'RE OPPRESSIVE. 505 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,604 JANE, HONEY, COULD YOU CALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL? 506 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:43,273 BROOKE'S BEING OPPRESSED. SHE CAN'T DATE A 20-SOMETHING GUY. 507 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:47,444 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT REGIMES BASED ON SEXISM TYRANNY ALWAYS CRUMBLE? 508 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:50,047 I LOVE YOU, DAD, BUT YOU ARE POWER-TRIPPING. 509 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:52,115 AM I POWER-TRIPPING? 510 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,218 UM... 511 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,453 I'M SORRY, MIKE. I'M WITH BROOKE. 512 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,222 WHY? 513 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,224 I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOUR FEELINGS 514 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,292 BUT WITH THE WAY THAT YOU'RE EXPRESSING THEM. 515 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,495 MY FATHER DID THE SAME THING TO ME WHEN I WAS 17. 516 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,630 HE ENDED A RELATIONSHIP THAT I HAD WITH A COLLEGE GUY. 517 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,566 NOW THAT YOU'RE A PARENT, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND WHY. 518 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:14,037 I UNDERSTAND THAT TIMES ARE DIFFERENT, AND MAYBE WE NEED TO TRUST OUR DAUGHTERS. 519 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,043 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO WITH THIS GUY? 520 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,982 LET ME TELL YOU, 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T ONCE ASKED ME. 521 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,751 AM I GONNA GET PREGNANT BY THIS GUY? NO. 522 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,186 I WON'T. 523 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,655 I VALUE MY FUTURE WAY TOO MUCH. 524 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:34,191 AM I GONNA TRY AND USE THE VALUES AND MORALS 525 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,526 THAT YOU'VE TAUGHT ME THESE LAST 17 YEARS? 526 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,897 YEAH, I WAS GONNA TRY THAT, 527 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:43,433 BEFORE YOU ROBBED ME OF THE OPPORTUNITY. 528 00:26:56,616 --> 00:27:00,618 [FUNKY DISCO MUSIC] 529 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:40,824 [SIGHS] BOYS. 530 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:42,826 THEY CAN BE SUCH MACHO JERKS. 531 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:45,495 ALTHOUGH BRAVADO AND CHEAP COLOGNE ARE A TURN-ON, 532 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:48,531 I'D RATHER SEE YOU AS PRESIDENT OF THE TRAVOLTA CLUB 533 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,267 THAN EITHER ONE OF THOSE MANEROS. 534 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,836 YOU'RE A WOMAN! I WANT TO HEAR YOU ROAR! 535 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:56,306 WHEN DID THE WOMAN WHO DATES EMORY DICK BECOME AN ACTUALIZED FEMINIST? 536 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,809 RIGHT AFTER NICOLE JULIAN, V.P., POINTED OUT THAT, 537 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:02,980 ASIDE FROM THE GLAMAZONS, EVERY CLUB AT THIS SCHOOL HAS A MALE PRESIDENT. 538 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,882 THAT'S A GRIM STATISTIC. 539 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:08,551 YOU SHOULD CHALLENGE THOSE TESTOSTERONE POWER-TRIPPERS AND COMPETE. 540 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,553 MM, APRIL, I DON'T KNOW. 541 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:14,424 AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE JOSH BEAT BY A GIRL 542 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,693 IN ORDER TO TEACH HIM A SOCIAL LESSON, 543 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,962 I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER OUTDANCE HIM. 544 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,697 OR HARRISON. 545 00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:25,335 WELL, AS THE OFFICIAL CONTEST JUDGE, I CAN'T GUARANTEE A WIN, 546 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:29,439 BUT I KNOW YOU'LL GET EXTRA POINTS FOR COMPETING WITHOUT A Y CHROMOSOME. 547 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:39,582 THE KEY IS TO HOLD YOUR CHIN UP HIGH AND NEVER LOOK AT YOUR FINGER. 548 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,184 HOW'S THIS? 549 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,286 NOT BAD. 550 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:46,857 BUT TRAVOLTA HAS A CHIN DIMPLE. YOU HAVEN'T QUITE CAPTURED THAT. 551 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,992 - NOW, AN EYEBROW PENCIL... - LOOK. 552 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,994 I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT WEARING MAKEUP. 553 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,996 MAN, THE THINGS YOU DO FOR COLLEGE. 554 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,998 HEY, NO NEED TO GET HUFFY, CAPTAIN. 555 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,834 WE VALUE AUTHENTICITY, THAT'S ALL. 556 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,836 I WOULDN'T SWEAT THE DETAILS, DICK. 557 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:03,806 THAT'S LIKE REARRANGING THE DECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 558 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:07,244 I'M AFRAID I LACK THE ENIGMA MACHINE TO DECODE YOUR FOUL ACID TONGUE. 559 00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:08,745 PLEASE, REPHRASE. 560 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:10,213 OKAY, WORD UP. 561 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:13,650 YOUR TREASURED PEEP IS GOING TO PULL THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER YOU. 562 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:15,018 SHE'S CUTTING YOUR CLUB. 563 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,653 THAT'S SLANDER. 564 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,656 AT THIS MORNING'S PRESIDENTIAL REVIEW, APRIL QUESTIONED WHETHER OR NOT 565 00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:23,326 WE REALLY NEED A BUNCH OF MEN TRAIPSING AROUND IN POLYESTER SHIRTS. 566 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,062 MAKE NO MISTAKE, GEEK BOY. 567 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,564 I HAVE NO INTEREST IN KILLING YOUR CLUB. 568 00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:31,534 MY WHOLE RAISON D'ETRE IS TO GET APRIL TO CUT THE GLAMAZONS. 569 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,737 - BUT SHE WON'T ROCK THE BOAT. - SO SHE'S SINKING MINE? 570 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,473 I'LL SILENCE THAT PEEP. 571 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,108 SHE'LL PEEP NO MORE. 572 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:41,311 OKAY, THERE'S NO REASON FOR VIOLENCE, DICK. ALL RIGHT? 573 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,914 BUT PERHAPS YOU AND I COULD HELP EACH OTHER OUT? 574 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,617 THERE MUST BE SOME SKELETON IN HER CLOSET 575 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,952 THAT WOULD GIVE US LEVERAGE TO CHANGE HER MIND. 576 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:54,191 I DON'T KNOW, A PHOTO, A VIDEOTAPE OR SOMETHING? 577 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:59,129 - WELL, THERE IS SOMETHING. - MM-HMM. 578 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:02,199 BUT IF IT CAME OUT, IT COULD PROVE EMBARRASSING FOR ME, TOO. 579 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:05,168 [GASPS] OH, IT WILL NEVER GET THAT FAR. 580 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:07,003 DICKIE, TRUST ME. 581 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:09,606 GOOD LORD. 582 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:13,176 WE LOOK LIKE WINONA AT THE END OF AUTUMN IN NEW YORK. 583 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,580 YET ANOTHER ONE OF HER MASSIVE BOMBS. 584 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,684 AND NIC'S BECOME GWYNIE, AGAINST ALL ODDS. 585 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,686 WHERE IS THAT COOKIE DOUGH? 586 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,791 WE MADE A TOTAL DISGRACE OUT OF OURSELVES AT LAST NIGHT'S GAME. 587 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,793 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE SCHOOL 588 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,296 SAW ME WHACK MY HEAD ON THE TABLE 589 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,133 TRYING TO COMPETE WITH THOSE LIZA-LOVERS ON STEROIDS. 590 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,436 OH, WHO CAN HELP US? 591 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,941 I CAN, GIRLIES. [MOANS] 592 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:48,678 AS TUNA'S RECENTLY OUSTED AND DEEPLY BITTER V.P., 593 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:51,614 I KNOW JUST HOW TO SEND THOSE AMPED-UP ACTION FIGURES 594 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,618 BACK TO JANET JACKSON'S REHEARSAL HALL WHERE THEY BELONG. 595 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,286 OKAY, I'LL BITE. 596 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,955 WHAT YOU GOT, LATRINE? 597 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,957 I GOT A CALL FROM THE BANK. 598 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,459 APRIL'S BEEN PAYING FOR "BRING IT" OUT OF SCHOOL FUNDS. 599 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,794 WHOA. WHY WOULD THE BANK CALL YOU? 600 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,730 BECAUSE I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE FINANCES. 601 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,267 WHO WOULD TRUST A BEE-ATCH WITH A CHECKBOOK? 602 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,334 MM-HMM. 603 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:14,004 NOW, WHY COME TO US? 604 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:18,041 WHY NOT DROWN TUNA IN THIS WHOLE WHITEWATER SCANDAL ALL BY HER LONESOME? 605 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:22,078 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN COOKING THE BOOKS AROUND HERE FOR SOME TIME, LADIES. 606 00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:25,215 THE LAST THING I NEED IS AN EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGE ON MY RÉSUMÉ. 607 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:29,486 TELL US WHAT TO DO, LATRINE. 608 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,488 [FUNKY DISCO MUSIC] 609 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:44,067 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, WANNABE? - JUST TO BUST YOUR ONIONS. 610 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:47,571 I HEARD THAT LILY, YOUR OWN WOMAN, WON'T EVEN DANCE WITH YOU. 611 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,406 WHAT DOES THAT SAY? 612 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:53,276 THAT MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO BEAT YOU WITHOUT A PARTNER, DOESN'T IT? 613 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,278 [LILY] YOU WON'T BE BEATING ANYONE. 614 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,547 LILY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS IS A MEN'S CLUB. 615 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:58,715 YEAH... 616 00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:00,517 I'M NOT HERE TO HANG. 617 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,619 I'M HERE TO PICK UP WHAT'S MINE. 618 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:05,255 AND TO TELL YOU TWO GOOMBAHS THAT THE COMPETITION 619 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,524 TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE TRAVOLTA CLUB 620 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,959 JUST GOT A LOT MORE INTERESTING. 621 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,198 ONCE YOU ESTABLISH WITH EMORY THAT NO MEANS NO, 622 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,367 YOU'LL FIND HIM EASIER TO DEAL WITH. 623 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,238 I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT NO MEANT YES. 624 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:25,775 MADAME PRESIDENT, MISS JULIAN, LEND ME YOUR EARS. 625 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,644 YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN HERE. 626 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:29,779 MAY I ADDRESS THE CHAIR ON A PRIVATE MATTER? 627 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,015 I'LL JUST LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU ALONE. 628 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,317 NO, SECOND, I WANT YOU BY MY SIDE. 629 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:35,718 VERY WELL. 630 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,921 I AM HERE TO PLEA FOR THE LIFE OF THE JOHN TRAVOLTA CLUB. 631 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,390 NO! 632 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:43,426 NO, I'M NOT, OR NO, I CAN'T? 633 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,695 YOU HEARD ME! NO MEANS YES. 634 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:49,766 I MEAN, NO! AND DON'T TRY AND BROWBEAT ME WITH YOUR MALE DOMINEERING WAYS. 635 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,936 YOU'RE LOOKING AT A NEW APRIL TUNA, BUSTER! 636 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:55,538 FINE. I'D HOPED IT WOULDN'T COME TO THIS, 637 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:59,376 BUT I'M PREPARED TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ENSURE MY CLUB'S SURVIVAL. 638 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:02,679 INCLUDING MAKING THIS, RAW TUNA... 639 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,981 - [GASPS] - AVAILABLE. 640 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:07,817 [GASPS] YOU DICK! 641 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,619 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 642 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:10,854 I'M SPEECHLESS. 643 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,522 F.Y.I., GEEKAZOID, 644 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,858 I WASN'T EVEN GONNA DROP THE HAMMER ON YOUR MAN FAN CLUB. 645 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,628 OH, WELL THAT'S AWFULLY CONVENIENT NOW, ISN'T IT? 646 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:22,399 I WON'T BE MANIPULATED BY YOU. 647 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:26,136 INSTEAD I WILL DEVOTE ALL MY ENERGY INTO DESTROYING YOUR UNIVERSE. 648 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,138 I WILL BECOME A UNIMATRIX OF EMORY DICK DESTRUCTION. 649 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:31,173 EASY, PEEP. IT ISN'T PERSONAL. 650 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,376 IT'S ALL BUSINESS. 651 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:35,578 STOP CALLING ME PEEP, CREEP. GET OUT! 652 00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:41,784 AH, HERE IT IS. RIGHT WHERE SHE SAID IT WOULD BE. 653 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:46,222 THANKS AGAIN. 654 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,559 I'M SORRY THAT BROOKE COULDN'T COME BY TO PICK IT UP HERSELF, 655 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:53,497 BUT YOU KNOW, SHE'S KIND OF RECOVERING FROM LAST NIGHT. 656 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,332 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 657 00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,002 ACTUALLY, I AM WORRIED. 658 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,139 I'M WORRIED ABOUT BROOKE. 659 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:06,976 JAMIE, SHE REALLY LIKES YOU, AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T WANT IT TO BE OVER. 660 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:11,113 I DON'T KNOW, SAM. 661 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:13,182 BROOKE'S GREAT. 662 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,217 BUT THE ANGRY, ALL-MIGHTY DAD VIBE 663 00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:17,887 IS A LITTLE MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR. 664 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:22,292 WELL, I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST GIVE HER A CALL. 665 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:28,931 [KNOCKING] 666 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:31,301 HOW DID IT GO? 667 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,536 I FOUND YOUR BOOK BAG. 668 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,807 I'M SORRY. THAT'S ALL THE GOOD NEWS I HAVE. 669 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,143 SO HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH ME? 670 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,458 [CRYING] 671 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,326 [SIGHS] 672 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:01,798 WELL? 673 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:04,701 WELL, YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. YOU SPLIT THEM UP. 674 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,437 I DIDN'T... WANT THIS. 675 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,740 SHE GONNA BE OKAY? 676 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:13,843 YES, SHE WILL BE OKAY. EVENTUALLY. 677 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:17,847 IT ONLY TOOK ME A YEAR AND A HALF TO FORGIVE MY FATHER. 678 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,920 [BROOKE SOBBING] 679 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:30,159 PRINCIPAL KRUPPS, AFTER SEVERAL NIGHTS OF FRENZIED DELIBERATION, 680 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,161 I AM READY TO CUT A CLUB. 681 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,664 FIRST, I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. 682 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:38,001 THE FACT THAT YOU BAKE YOUR BUNS IN THE REAL PRESIDENTIAL SUITES 683 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:41,538 WHILE I STEW IN THAT MEAT LOCKER IS BOTH SEXIST AND UNCLEAN. 684 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:44,174 KEYS, PLEASE. I'M BREAKING THROUGH THE GLASS CEILING 685 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:47,276 - AND FINALLY CLAIMING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE. - NO, YOU'RE NOT, APRIL. 686 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:49,812 WHILE I ADMIRE YOUR TRAILBLAZING AMBITION, 687 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:53,149 I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES. 688 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:57,287 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KRUPPS? EXPLAIN. 689 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,288 IT IS AN IMPEACHABLE SCANDAL AND CRIME 690 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,725 FOR UNDERAGERS TO POSE PROVOCATIVELY ON TAPE, 691 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:06,162 PUNISHABLE WITH THREE MONTHS OF COUNSELING AND INCARCERATION IN JUVENILE HALL. 692 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:08,965 PRINCIPAL KRUPPS, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 693 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:10,467 WHERE IS YOUR PROOF? 694 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,836 [MAN] CORDOBA, JACA NEGRA, 695 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,004 LUNA GRANDE. 696 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,339 [MAN CONTINUES IN SPANISH] 697 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,576 WAIT A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE! 698 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,912 THAT'S NOT EMORY DICK'S VOICE. I WAS SET UP. 699 00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:26,883 THAT JUDAS! HE DIGITALLY COVERED HIS TRACKS IN THE LANGUAGE LAB. 700 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,318 OR SOMETHING. 701 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:31,053 WELL, FORGET IT. KEEP DREAMING, KRUPPS. 702 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,690 AS A WOMAN OF POWER, I REFUSE TO STEP DOWN. 703 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:36,092 PRESIDENT CLINTON WAS IMPEACHED FOR A SIMILAR SEX SCANDAL, 704 00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:38,094 AND HE GOT TO KEEP HIS OFFICE. 705 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:39,596 YOU'RE POWERLESS HERE! 706 00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:42,665 YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT MAKE THIS DIFFICULT. 707 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,501 GUARD! 708 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:47,570 CAN'T YOU SEE? EMORY'S FRAMING ME BECAUSE I THREATENED TO CUT HIS CLUB. 709 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,873 I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED THAT MAN. HE'S TAKING DOWN OUR ADMINISTRATION. 710 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:54,944 THEY MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT THEY HAVE NOT WON THE WAR. 711 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:58,347 SORRY, NICOLE JULIAN. YOU BELIEVED IN ME. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT. 712 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:02,084 I WILL NOT QUIT UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 713 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,120 I SWEAR... 714 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,823 TO UPHOLD THE DIGNITY OF THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT... 715 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:10,593 AND STRIVE FOR THE LEVEL OF INTEGRITY 716 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,629 ASSOCIATED WITH THE KENNEDY NAME. 717 00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:14,697 AND STRIVE FOR THE LEVEL OF INTEGRITY... 718 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,533 ASSOCIATED WITH THE KENNEDY NAME. 719 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:19,235 BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE BOARD OF EDUCATION 720 00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:21,838 AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF WHITE MALE DOMINATION, 721 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,107 IT IT MY REGRETFUL HONOR 722 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,442 TO SWEAR YOU IN AS CLASS PRESIDENT. 723 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,277 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 724 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,946 THANK YOU. 725 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,148 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 726 00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:35,217 OKAY, JUST DON'T TOSS YOUR COOKIES YET, CARMEN. 727 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:38,254 THAT WINONA MAY BE A SCRAPPY LADY, 728 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:40,957 BUT US GWYNETHS ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP. 729 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,759 THANK YOU, FELLOW STUDENTS... 730 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,861 REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT A SMOKING GUN. 731 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,230 SO TO QUOTE MILITARY STRATEGIST CLAUSEWITZ, 732 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:51,067 "STRIKE AND TOPPLE YOUR ENEMY ONLY AFTER 733 00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:54,337 THE CONCLUSION OF THE TRAVOLTA CLUB DANCE-OFF." 734 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,673 [DISCO MUSIC] 735 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:50,259 HMM. 736 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,431 AND THE WINNER OF THE TRAVOLTA CLUB PRESIDENCY IS, 737 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,232 BY MY DECREE, 738 00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,535 JOSH FORD. 739 00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:01,570 YES! UH! UH! 740 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,775 BOYS, HITHER. 741 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:10,046 ARE YOU SO CONSUMED WITH YOUR OWN POWERMONGERING 742 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:13,482 THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR SOUL SISTERS IN THE MOVEMENT? 743 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:16,619 WHAT CAN I SAY, LILY? YOU JUST DIDN'T CUT IT. 744 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:20,823 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, WOMEN WITH TRUE POWER NEVER SHARE IT WITH OTHER WOMEN. 745 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,224 [SIGHS] 746 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,626 BUT THEY ALWAYS WISH THEY HAD! 747 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,863 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE OUSTED IN A COUPE DE VILLE! 748 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:30,266 - COUP D'ETAT. - NOT NOW, CARMEN. I'M ON A ROLL. 749 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:35,271 TELL HER WHAT SHE'S WON, FORMER V.P. TURNED STATE'S WITNESS, GUS LATRINE. 750 00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:42,411 GUS, NOW WOULD BE THE MOMENT TO WHIP OUT THOSE FILES ON THE MISUSE OF FUNDS 751 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,613 THAT YOU TOLD US ABOUT. 752 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,849 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 753 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:51,087 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR MEMORY, LATRINE. IT'S YOUR LEGS THAT ARE LAME. 754 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,923 AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING, CALVIN KRUPPS? 755 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:56,693 IT SEEMS TO ME THAT CARMEN AND MARY CHERRY 756 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,594 ARE THROWING AROUND FALSE ACCUSATIONS, 757 00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:04,066 ACCUSATIONS THAT COULD BE VERY DAMAGING TO VICE PRESIDENT GUS LATRINE'S REPUTATION. 758 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:06,903 WHEN I DID THAT TO YOU, I WAS SUSPENDED. 759 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:10,339 YES, YOU'VE GOT A POINT, MISS JULIAN. 760 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,943 AS PRINCIPAL, I CAN'T BE GUILTY OF HAVING DOUBLE STANDARDS. 761 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,713 MISS CHERRY, MISS FERRARA, 762 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,215 YOU'RE BOTH SUSPENDED FOR ONE WEEK. 763 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:22,384 ONE MORE THING, WINONAS. I'VE DECIDED WHICH CLUB MUST GO. 764 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:26,322 HERE'S A HINT. IT BEGINS WITH "G" AND RHYMES WITH "AMAZONS." 765 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:27,957 NICOLE, 766 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,326 YOU CANNOT CUT THE GLAMAZONS. 767 00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:31,493 [GASPS] 768 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:33,897 I JUST DID, AND WHILE I'M AT IT, 769 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,966 I'M PULLING THE PLUG ON YOUR STUPID TRAVOLTA CLUB. 770 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,567 - WHAT? - WHY? 771 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:41,471 BECAUSE I CAN. 772 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:44,206 DON'T WORRY. HE'S NOT HOME YET. 773 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,076 ANY CHANCE OF YOU JOINING US FOR DINNER TONIGHT, BROOKE? 774 00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:49,011 NOT IF YOU-KNOW-WHO IS GONNA BE HERE. 775 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,246 YOU KNOW, UM... 776 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,114 BROOKE, SOMETIMES FORGIVENESS CAN BE HEALING. 777 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,516 NOT AS HEALING AS THE SILENT TREATMENT. 778 00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:59,388 JAMIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 779 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,658 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I WAS INVITED. HI. 780 00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:02,759 [BROOKE] BY WHO? 781 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:10,466 BY ME. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE GOING OUT WITH A GUY, WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM. 782 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:25,314 [BUZZING] 783 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,330 HELLO, APRIL. 784 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:43,966 NICOLE JULIAN, MY ONLY CHUM. 785 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:48,037 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE YOUR FRIENDLY, OVERLY MADE-UP FACE. 786 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:50,507 THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW, VALENTINE. SCRAM. 787 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,878 WERE YOU ABLE TO SCORE COUNT CHOCULA? 788 00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,479 GOD! 789 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,081 NO MATTER. 790 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:01,651 ANY PROGRESS ON EMORY DICK? 791 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,320 NO. THAT'S BECAUSE I CANCELLED IT, APRIL. 792 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:08,257 WHY? MEN ARE SWINE, EMORY BEING THE BIGGEST PIGGY OF ALL! 793 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,826 EMORY DIDN'T SET YOU UP. 794 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:12,228 GOOD ONE, NICOLE JULIAN! 795 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,496 PRANKSTER! 796 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,903 IF EMORY DIDN'T SET ME UP, WHO DID? 797 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,339 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU. 798 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,842 I COULDN'T KEEP IT SECRET ANY LONGER. 799 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,882 I DID IT, APRIL. IT WAS ME. 800 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:37,519 IT WAS YOU WHO BETRAYED ME? 801 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:39,121 YEP. 802 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:42,258 I STOLE YOUR LITTLE TAPE AND GOT IT TO KRUPPS. 803 00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:46,428 I ENGINEERED THE FALL OF THE GLAMAZONS, I GOT ALL MY POWER BACK... 804 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,930 AND THEN SOME, 805 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,132 ALL AT YOUR EXPENSE. 806 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:53,202 AND ALL WITHOUT ONCE USING SEX. 807 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,571 BUT WE'RE POWERFUL WOMEN! 808 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,908 AND POWERFUL WOMEN STICK TOGETHER. 809 00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:00,376 YOU TAUGHT ME THAT. 810 00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:01,911 FROM NOW ON, APRIL, 811 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,146 THE ONLY PERSON I LOOK OUT FOR IS ME. 812 00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:07,416 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CLASSIC 1974 ELTON JOHN TITLE? 813 00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:09,051 THE ONE CALLED... 814 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,120 "THE BITCH IS BACK." 815 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:17,160 NICOLE JULIAN, I SWEAR, 816 00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,796 WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE IN TWO YEARS, 817 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:23,232 I'M GONNA MODEL MYSELF ON YOU! 818 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:24,533 YOU ROCK! 819 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:27,436 AH! 820 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:43,519 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK 821 00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:47,456 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE 822 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:51,093 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE 823 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:54,998 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY 824 00:43:57,101 --> 00:44:00,569 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA 825 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:08,077 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪