1 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,044 OH, MAN. 2 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,054 [BELL RINGS] 3 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:26,025 KIDS, WELCOME BACK FROM SPRING BREAK. 4 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:29,628 IN MY DAY, WE WENT WITH FRANKIE AND ANNETTE TO FT. LAUDERDALE. 5 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:33,365 NOW YOUR GENERATION SEEMS TO GO STRAIGHT TO PROMISCUITY! 6 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,100 ALONG THOSE LINES, POP QUIZ, ESSAY STYLE. 7 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,703 JUST BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS, TAKE OUT A PIECE OF PAPER 8 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,740 AND WRITE DOWN WHERE YOU WENT TO SPRING BREAK THIS YEAR 9 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,610 AND HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU WERE INTIMATE WITH. 10 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,447 REMEMBER TO SIGN YOUR NAMES. 11 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,749 I WILL THEN GRADE YOUR ESSAYS 12 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,117 AND JUDGE YOU! 13 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,848 HI, STRANGER. 14 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,618 I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN A WHILE. 15 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,687 OVER A MONTH, TO BE EXACT. 16 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,822 SAM, MAKE LIKE AN EGG AND SCRAMBLE. 17 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:35,960 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED OF THESE CHILDISH GAMES. 18 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,962 WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS, 19 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,064 AND I AM SALVAGING THE RELATIONSHIP NOW. 20 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,500 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 21 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:44,903 'CAUSE IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO, AND I'M DANCING ALONE. 22 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,639 WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO GEORGE, YOUR BOYFRIEND? 23 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:52,043 -I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. -WELL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU. 24 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,779 WHAT DID YOU DO FOR SPRING BREAK? 25 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:59,283 APPARENTLY, HE WAS IN YEMEN, WHERE HE PICKED UP THE DEADLY RIFT VALLEY FEVER! 26 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,888 - [BOTH SCREAMING] - GIVE ME YOUR HANDS! 27 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,224 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TAKING YOU, PATIENT ZERO, 28 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,528 AND YOUR INFECTED FRIEND, PATIENT ONE, TO THE NURSE'S STATION, 29 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,230 ALSO KNOWN AS QUARANTINE! 30 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,298 HE'S NOT EVEN SICK. ARE YOU? 31 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,167 OF YOU? YEAH. PHYSICALLY, NO! 32 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:17,202 YOU'RE A BRAVE YOUNG MAN, MR. JOHN. 33 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,672 IT'S A TRAGEDY YOU'LL PROBABLY MEET WITH A GORY, FEVERISH DEATH. 34 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,374 MISS GLASS, WHO IS THIS? 35 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:25,710 I'M DR. JOANIE SALK FROM THE CENTERS OF DISEASE CONTROL. 36 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:29,180 YOUR QUICK-THINKING CHEMISTRY TEACHER HERE NOTIFIED ME PRONTO 37 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,250 WHEN SHE NOTICED THAT PATIENT ZERO, RECENTLY BACK FROM YEMEN, 38 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,053 HAD AN UNCONTROLLABLE NASAL HEMORRHAGE, 39 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,288 A FIRST SIGN OF THE RIFT VALLEY FEVER 40 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,691 WHICH IS SWEEPING AND DECIMATING THAT COUNTRY. 41 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,693 DR. SALK, I WASN'T HEMORRHAGING. 42 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,630 MY NOSE WAS BLEEDING BECAUSE MY NASAL PASSAGES WERE DRY 43 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,365 'CAUSE OF THE SCHOOL CENTRAL AIR. 44 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:49,401 - HE'S DELIRIOUS. HALLUCINATING. - STEP TWO OF THE DEADLY FEVER. 45 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:52,070 - WHAT SHOULD WE DO? - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 46 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,972 I'M ORDERING A LOCKDOWN... 47 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,608 OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL! 48 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,017 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE 49 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,687 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE 50 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:12,991 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS 51 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,327 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE 52 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,862 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE 53 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,064 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY 54 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,033 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED 55 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,703 ♪ WELL, ME AND B 56 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:28,407 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS 57 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:38,016 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 58 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,490 WE'RE QUARANTINED. WHY DO WE GET A PET? 59 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,426 PETEY IS NO MERE PET. 60 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,327 HE IS A FINE-FEATHERED WARNING. 61 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,730 IF HE DIES WITHIN THE DAY, WE HAVE PROOF 62 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:56,668 THAT THE FEVER IS AT HIGHLY INFECTIOUS, AIRBORNE, CODE RED LEVELS. 63 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,537 HOW LONG ARE WE HERE FOR? 64 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,205 I'LL DETERMINE THAT TOMORROW, AFTER I REEXAMINE PETEY. 65 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:05,610 MY GUESS IS YOU'LL BE HERE TILL WEEK'S END, AND THEN LEAVE IN BODY BAGS. 66 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,512 YOU MUST BE LOVING THIS, SAM. 67 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,448 ME STUCK WITH YOU FOR DAYS. 68 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:12,351 - LOTS OF TIME TO CATCH UP, HUH? - LOVING THIS? 69 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,620 WHO WANTS TO TALK WHEN THEY'VE BEEN INFORMED THEY MIGHT DIE? 70 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,289 I AM FREAKED. SO TRUST ME ON THIS. 71 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:22,461 IF I'M GONNA KICK, YOU'RE NOT THE LAST FACE I WANT TO SEE. 72 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,629 HEY, HONEYMOONERS. SHUT UP! 73 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,266 CONSERVE YOUR ENERGY. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT. 74 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,802 THE PHYSICAL EFFECTS OF THE RIFT VALLEY FEVER ARE SWIFT AND DEBILITATING. 75 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,139 FIRST COMES THE NOSEBLEED. PIECE OF CAKE COMPARED TO WHAT FOLLOWS. 76 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,775 YOUR BODY WILL SHUT DOWN AND YOUR ORGANS WILL... 77 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,511 ...LIQUEFY FROM THE EFFECTS OF THE 107-DEGREE FEVER. 78 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:44,549 KIDS, I CALL THIS THE "MY PANCREAS IS JELL-O, NOW WHAT?" PHASE. 79 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,384 - WHEN DO WE GO HOME? - YOU DON'T 80 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,787 UNTIL THE C.D.C. ISSUES AN ALL-CLEAR. 81 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,723 THERE IS NO VACCINE FOR THIS VIRAL NIGHTMARE 82 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,658 WITH SUB-SAHARAN ROOTS. 83 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,561 OVER 100,000 SHEEP HAVE DIED 84 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,599 - FROM RIFT VALLEY FEVER, AND HUNDREDS OF SHEPHERDS. - MISS GLASS? 85 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,201 - CAN WE CALL OUR PARENTS? - AS OFTEN AS YOU'D LIKE. 86 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:06,705 ADDITIONALLY, KIDS, TO CALM YOUR FRAZZLED TEEN NERVES, 87 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:11,042 I THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO REGROUP YOU AND MAKE YOU TAKE A TEST. 88 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,377 [ALL MOAN] 89 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,647 EACH OF YOU, HERE. 90 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,982 INSERT A THERMOMETER INTO YOUR RECTUMS. 91 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,385 - EW, NO. - OKAY, YOUR MOUTHS. 92 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:25,857 IF, AFTER FIVE MINUTES, THE MERCURY RISES TO 107 DEGREES, 93 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,360 PRAY, AND THEN RAISE YOUR HAND FOR ASSISTANCE. 94 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,502 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 95 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,772 OH, YOU KNOW, IT'S ME. SORRY. 96 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,273 HELLO? 97 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:45,544 [MAN] HELLO, CLARICE. HAVE THE LAMBS STOPPED SCREAMING? 98 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:48,279 NO, I'M SORRY. YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER. OKAY. 99 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:52,083 NO, I'M SORRY. I'M NOT CALLING CLARICE. 100 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:55,053 I'M CALLING YOU. THERE'S SOMETHING FAR MORE DANGEROUS 101 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,321 THAN AN EPIDEMIC THAT'S THREATENING YOUR LIFE. 102 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,058 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SPRING BREAK, MARY CHERRY. 103 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:03,428 I WENT TO FREAKNIK IN HOTLANTA AND TURNED THE MOTHER OUT. 104 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,829 SO? 105 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,631 LIAR! YOU DIDN'T GO TO FREAKNIK. 106 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,468 YOU MADE YET ANOTHER PATHETIC STAB AT FAME. 107 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:13,839 DOES THE TITLE, BOOZE COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO MONSTER RING A BELL? 108 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,007 WHO IS THIS? 109 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:19,678 LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMN IT! 110 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,480 MARY CHERRY SEEMS KINDA UPSET. 111 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,081 IT'S PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER ONE 112 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,484 OF HER CREDIT CARD BILL COLLECTOR PHONE CALLS. 113 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,819 I'M GONNA SNEAK OUT TO THE BATHROOM. 114 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,221 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! 115 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,957 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF! 116 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,060 REALLY? YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE PROOF? 117 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,161 LOOK UNDER YOUR DESK. 118 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,168 [GASPS] 119 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,704 I KNOW! 120 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,740 OH, MY GOD! 121 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,176 WHO IS THIS, PLEASE? 122 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,714 WANNA SEE, CRYBABY? TURN AROUND. 123 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,017 [GASPS] AHHH! 124 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,052 GUESS WHAT IT'S TIME FOR, MARY CHERRY? 125 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,287 TIME TO DIE? 126 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,190 PRETTY SMART... FOR A DUMB BLONDE. 127 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,359 [SOBBING] 128 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,196 MISS GLASS, MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED 129 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,531 TO RUN FOR MY LIFE? 130 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,433 WHATEVER. JUST DON'T LEAVE SCHOOL GROUNDS. 131 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:19,771 AH, NO! 132 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,016 NOOO! 133 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,854 NOOO! 134 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,289 NOOOO! 135 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,693 GO AWAY! LET ME GO! 136 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,963 OH, NO! 137 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,712 NO! AHHHH! 138 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,148 AHHH! 139 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:09,521 NO, AHHH! NO! NO! 140 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,023 CALL ME. 141 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,193 OH! OOOHH! AHHHH! 142 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,360 AHHH! 143 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,063 HEY, NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS, MISS. 144 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,199 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 145 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,035 WHO? I DON'T SEE ANYBODY. 146 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:27,205 OH. I THINK SOMEBODY'S PARANOID. 147 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,273 ANOTHER EARLY SIGN OF THE FEVER. 148 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,075 I'LL HAVE TO RUN SOME TESTS. 149 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,078 WHAT KIND OF TESTS? 150 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,279 WELL, WE'LL START WITH A SPINAL TAP. 151 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,281 AH! 152 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:40,619 I WONDER HOW HARRISON AND SAM ARE. 153 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,121 WHY DID HARRISON GO TO YEMEN FOR SPRING BREAK? 154 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,424 WHO KNOWS? I HOPE HE HAD MORE FUN THAN WE DID. 155 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:50,028 I'M SORRY! I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR, SPOILED BRAT CLASSMATES. 156 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,930 WERE YOUR SPRING BREAK PLANS A WASHOUT? 157 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,365 GOOD! TELL ME, JUST BECAUSE I LIKE PAIN, 158 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,067 WHERE'D YOU GO FOR SPRING BREAK? 159 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,837 THE PERSON WHO ANSWERS "HELL" MAKES MY DAY. 160 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,172 YOU GUYS? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 161 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,142 WE HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY WHAT WE REALLY DID. 162 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,711 NO. LILY, WE MADE A PROMISE. 163 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:10,849 YEAH, A PROMISE BASED ON DISHONESTY IS NOT ONE WORTH KEEPING. 164 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,450 [SIGHS] 165 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,419 GUYS, LILY'S RIGHT. 166 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:18,122 YOU KILLED SOMEONE, DIDN'T YOU? LIKE IN THAT MOVIE. 167 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,859 THE ONLY THING WE KILLED WAS OUR SOCIAL LIVES. 168 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,827 AND OUR PARENTS' TRUST IN US. 169 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,628 IT STARTED OUT WELL ENOUGH. 170 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:28,199 WE WERE GOING EN MASSE TO MTV'S SPRING BREAK BLOWOUT. 171 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,002 UM, YEAH, IF THE NAME'S ANY INDICATION, 172 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,038 I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD ABOUT GETTING ON THIS PLANE. 173 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,474 OH, NIC, STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS. 174 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,877 I SAVED $2 A TICKET BY BOOKING ON PLUMMET. 175 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,379 HEY, GUYS, LET'S BE RATIONAL. 176 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,715 THERE'S A WEBSITE FOR CAUTIOUS TRAVELERS CALLED CRASH, BUCKLE AND BURN. 177 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,717 TYPE IN YOUR AIRLINE, YOUR DESTINATION, 178 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,287 AND IT'LL GIVE YOU THE ODDS OF YOUR PLANE CRASHING. 179 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,956 - SUG, YOU GOT YOUR iBOOK? - YEAH. LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 180 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,959 - SO WE DID. - HERE WE GO. 181 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,361 ALL THE OTHER FLIGHTS LEAVING FOR CANCÚN THIS WEEK ARE SOLD OUT. 182 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,698 IF WE FLY PLUMMET, OUR ODDS OF DYING 183 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,766 IN A GRUESOME, DISMEMBERING CRASH ARE ABOUT... 184 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,568 [COMPUTER] ODDS ARE... 185 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,671 - ONE IN ONE. - [MAN ON P.A.] OSAMA BIN LADEN TO STANDBY. 186 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,973 BUMMER. WHAT'D YOU DO FOR SPRING BREAK, THEN? 187 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,542 BUMP TEEN X's AND O's IN AN ALL-OUT ORGY? 188 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,412 NO, YOU PERV. WE MADE A DEAL. WE SAID... 189 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,914 I HAVE AN IDEA. 190 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,617 I SAY WE SPLIT UP AND GET OUR SPRING BREAK ON INDIVIDUALLY. 191 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:22,487 OUR PARENTS WILL ALL THINK WE'RE IN CANCÚN, SPAIN. 192 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:27,058 ANYWAY, YOU GUYS, IF NO ONE TELLS 193 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,393 THAT WE BLEW OFF THE TRIP, 194 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,163 WE CAN HAVE A WEEK OF FREEDOM. 195 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,834 WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! 196 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,236 ALL OPPOSED, SAY NAY. 197 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,271 - THE YEAS HAVE IT. - [ALL SCREAM] 198 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,042 APRIL? WE CAN TRUST YOU, RIGHT? 199 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:48,680 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE, BECAUSE THEN WE WOULD GET MAJORLY GROUNDED. 200 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,549 GUYS, YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 201 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,652 LET'S JUST HOPE NOBODY GOES NUTS FROM THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC CAPTIVITY 202 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,487 AND TRIES TO KILL SOMEBODY. 203 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,389 [PSYCHO MAN] LATER THAT EVENING. 204 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,459 SOMEONE'S GONE NUTS AND TRIED TO KILL ME! 205 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:05,429 MARY CHERRY, PLEASE. YOU HAVE SEEN ONE TOO MANY HORROR FLICKS. 206 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,731 NOBODY'S TRYING TO KILL YOU. 207 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,266 THEY DID! I SWEAR IT! 208 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,002 AND THEY KNOW THAT WE LIED TO OUR PARENTS 209 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,704 AND DIDN'T GO TO MTV'S CANCÚN JAM. 210 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,941 HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON KNOWS WHAT WE DID? 211 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,245 THEY KNOW WHAT I DID AFTER WE BROKE UP AND WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS. 212 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,915 HE HAS VENGEFUL PROOF OF MY SILENT SHAME. 213 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,251 - EXPLAIN. - I CAN'T! 214 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,187 OKAY, I'M JUST TOO ASHAMED. 215 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,421 OKAY, FINE. 216 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,756 THIS YEAR, FOR SPRING BREAK, 217 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,460 - I KNOW! - I TRIED OUT FOR A HORROR MOVIE. 218 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,496 [MAN] THIS AIN'T ERIN BROCKOVICH, GOT IT? 219 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,932 THIS IS AN EXPLOITATIVE HORROR FLICK ABOUT A ROOSTER 220 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,934 THAT DRINKS RADIOACTIVE ABSINTHE AND BECOMES A MONSTER. 221 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:48,006 THUS MY CLEVER TITLE, BOOZE COCK MONSTER. 222 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:52,977 WELL, I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE A SCREAM QUEEN, 223 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,246 MR. DIRECTOR MAN. 224 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,249 ANYTHING. 225 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,218 GOOD. 226 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,787 PLACES. 227 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:10,128 I WANT YOU TO SCREAM LIKE A HORNY VIRGIN WHEN THE COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO ATTACKS. 228 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:13,931 AND HURRY UP, BECAUSE MY MONDAY LUNCH APPOINTMENT'S WAITING AT THE IVY. 229 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,767 IS THERE FILM IN THE CAMERA THIS TIME, BAFFA? 230 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,470 AND... ACTION. 231 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,140 [CLUCKING] 232 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,309 PECK HER! PECK HER! 233 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,079 [CLUCKING] 234 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,180 - PECK HER! - AHHH! 235 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,982 WHOOOAH! NO! 236 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,984 [DIRECTOR] "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" 237 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,654 - WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - DON'T SAY IT. 238 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,821 NO! 239 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,523 NOOO! 240 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,193 THIS IS THE ONE I'LL BE REMEMBERED FOR. 241 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,727 NO! 242 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,629 NOO! 243 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,031 NOO! 244 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,501 NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DID NOT GET THE PART I COVETED. 245 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:54,838 AH, MARY CHERRY, I THINK THAT YOU ARE THE GIRL WHO CRIED WOLF. 246 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:59,177 YOU ARE TRYING TO PROVE YOU'RE A GOOD ACTRESS 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET THE PART. 247 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:03,881 - HOW'D HE GET THE PICTURE IF I'M MAKING THIS UP? - IT'S A PUBLICITY STILL. DUH! 248 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,417 MARY CHERRY, IT IS MY OPINION 249 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,255 THAT YOU CONJURED THIS KILLER OUT OF YOUR FEAR OF DEATH. 250 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:15,093 WE'RE GOING TO THE CAFETERIA TO CUDDLE UP FOR THE NIGHT WITH OUR RED CROSS ISSUE BLANKETS. 251 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,462 YOU SHOULD BREAK OUT AND GET SOME THERAPY. 252 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,341 SOMEBODY'S GONNA DIE TONIGHT. 253 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,878 WHO WILL IT BE? 254 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,251 IF THAT STRESS BALL HITS MY FACE, YOU'LL REGRET IT. 255 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,319 [PARAKEET CHIRPS] 256 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,255 GIVE ME BACK MY BALL. 257 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,125 YOU'RE THROWING IT AT ME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME. 258 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:51,695 YOU PROBABLY INFECTED ME WITH THE FEVER ON PURPOSE. AS AN ACT OF REVENGE? 259 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,398 OF COURSE. EVERYTHING I DO REVOLVES AROUND YOU. 260 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:58,436 I DIDN'T GO TO YEMEN TO BRING SOMETHING BACK TO STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH. 261 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,638 I WENT THERE TO FORGET YOU. 262 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,506 NOW WE'RE TALKING. CONTINUE. 263 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,775 NO. NO, GIVE ME BACK MY BALL. 264 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,378 HARRISON, I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 265 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,280 I CARE ABOUT YOU. 266 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,117 THIS IS WHY I BOOKED THAT TRIP. TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR PITY. 267 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,886 IT WAS SO NICE TO GO HIKING IN THE MOUNTAINS 268 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,422 AND SEE STUFF THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE 269 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,624 AND GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD. 270 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,660 YOU WENT HIKING? 271 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,997 WE USED TO DO THAT. 272 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:31,402 WE DID A LOT OF THINGS BEFORE YOU BROKE MY HEART. 'CAUSE YOU LOVE HIM. 273 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,771 YOU SPENT YOUR ENTIRE SPRING BREAK WITH GEORGE. 274 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:37,108 YOU MADE OUT FOR A SOLID WEEK WITH GEORGE. 275 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,078 IN FACT, I'M SURPRISED GEORGE ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. 276 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,580 HE WAS MARKED ABSENT TODAY. 277 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,083 AS ALWAYS, LUCKY GEORGE. 278 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,585 WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO IN YEMEN? 279 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,753 I MET A GIRL. 280 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,356 FROM LONDON. WE WENT HIKING TOGETHER. 281 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,993 TALKED FOR HOURS. 282 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,594 HOW'S THAT FEEL? 283 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,563 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 284 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,934 DID YOU? 285 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,403 LOSE IT? 286 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,540 NO. 287 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,075 [PARAKEET CHIRPS] 288 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,776 SHE WASN'T YOU. 289 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,446 [PARAKEET FLAPS WINGS] 290 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,452 [HARRISON] OH, MY GOD. 291 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,694 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM? 292 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,531 WE PROBABLY HAVE HOURS TO LIVE. THE BIRD DIED. 293 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,134 SOMETHING'S ODD ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. 294 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,704 DID THIS BIRD SEEM SICK WHEN THEY BROUGHT IT IN EARLIER? 295 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,441 PLAY "ANIMAL E.R." ON YOUR OWN TIME. I'M NOT LETTING THIS VIRUS KILL ME. 296 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,609 I'M GONNA GET HELP. 297 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,382 GREAT. GREAT. THE PHONES ARE DOWN. 298 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,685 PROBABLY SO WE DON'T ALERT THE MEDIA AND START A PANIC. 299 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,988 - DO YOU HAVE YOUR CELL? - NO. 300 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,836 [HEAVY BREATHING] 301 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,950 [RINGING] 302 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,955 YO. 303 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,657 HELLO, CLARICE? 304 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,593 GOODY-GOODY. 305 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,960 DR. LECTER? 306 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,464 NO, JOSH, BUT WE'RE VERY SIMILAR. 307 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,999 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SPRING BREAK. 308 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,535 AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID... 309 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,069 WITH YOUR LIFE! 310 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,309 SORRY ABOUT THAT. DROPPED THE SOAP. 311 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,910 SUG, IS THIS YOU? 312 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:56,146 'CAUSE IF IT IS, STOP IT, MAN. YOU'RE SCARING ME. 313 00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,250 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THIS IS, LOOK IN YOUR LOCKER. 314 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,421 I'VE LEFT YOU A TANTALIZING CLUE. 315 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,250 - I KNOW! - WHO IS THIS? 316 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,851 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? 317 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,188 IF I TOLD WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, YOU'D BE SUSPENDED. 318 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,657 IF I TOLD YOUR MOTHER, YOU'D BE GROUNDED. 319 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,561 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? 320 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,898 TELL YOU WHAT. I WON'T TELL IF YOU PLAY A GAME WITH ME. 321 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,800 PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN, 322 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,369 PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT. 323 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,472 PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN AND SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. 324 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,240 IT'S THE HOKEY-POKEY. 325 00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,378 YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND. 326 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,618 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 327 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,756 NO! NO! 328 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,159 [SCREAMING] 329 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,899 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANNA GO? 330 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,480 [SCREAMING] 331 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,183 NO! 332 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,652 AHHHH! 333 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,888 NO, DON'T DO IT! BE COOL, DUDE! STOP! 334 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,156 AHH! 335 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,961 - AH! - AH! JOSH! 336 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,664 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SAW A GHOST. 337 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,967 IT'S A KILLER. HE KNOWS WHAT WE DID LAST SPRING BREAK. 338 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,536 I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE. 339 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:02,306 HE WAS A BIG SCARY KILLER. [MUMBLING] 340 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,974 WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO HURT US? 341 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,545 WHY? 342 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,548 HEY, GUYS, UPDATE: MY TEMP'S UP ONE DEGREE. 343 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:14,351 THAT EITHER MEANS I'VE GOT THE FEVER, OR I'M OVULATING! 344 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:18,789 THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF. A KILLER'S ON THE LOOSE. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 345 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,323 MAY I OFFER AN OPINION? 346 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,727 IN MY LINE OF WORK, WHEN AN UNKNOWN PESTILENCE 347 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,496 STARTS TO SPREAD, WE CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE. 348 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,999 WE IDENTIFY THE MOST LIKELY POSSIBLE CONTAMINANTS. 349 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,934 - WELL, LET'S DO THAT. - SOUNDS GOOD. 350 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,436 I THIRD THE MOTION. 351 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,572 PLEASE STEP FORWARD. 352 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,509 STATE YOUR NAME AND PROBABLE REASONS WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO KILL US. 353 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,211 SUSPECT ONE. 354 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,516 THE NAME IS ROBERTA GLASS. I TEACH CHEMISTRY HERE AT KENNEDY HIGH. 355 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,219 THE REASONS I WANT ALL OF YOU SIX FEET UNDER ARE LEGION. 356 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,590 FIRST OF ALL, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER ONCE SAID, 357 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:57,127 "THANKS FOR IMPROVING MY LIFE, TEACH. SORRY YOU HAVE TO SHOP AT COSTCO." NO. 358 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,465 IF THIS GLASS COULD CLIMB THROUGH THE DOUBLE GLASS THAT'S PROTECTING YOU, 359 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,035 I'D BITCH-SLAP EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU INTO TOMORROW. 360 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,938 THAT SAID, I'M INNOCENT. 361 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,443 - [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] - SUSPECT TWO. 362 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,579 GREETINGS, SPRING BREAKERS. 363 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,581 MY NAME IS... 364 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:23,220 OOH! WHAT'S THAT SAD, MISUNDERSTOOD REDHEADED GIRL? 365 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,423 YO, WHAT IS FREAK-OUT DOING? 366 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,058 THE FREAK-OUT IS PROVING A POINT. 367 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,293 I DON'T REMEMBER MY GOD-GIVEN ASSIGNATION, 368 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,663 BECAUSE OVER THE YEARS, YOU, THE PRETTY PEOPLE, 369 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,165 HAVE LABELED ME WITH DOZENS OF HIDEOUS NICKNAMES 370 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,835 ALL DESIGNED TO LOWER MY SELF-ESTEEM. 371 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,970 WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED! 372 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,773 THAT SAID, WHY WOULD I WANT TO HURT YOU? 373 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,141 MWAH! 374 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,379 AND LASTLY, SUSPECT THREE. 375 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,351 HI, GUYS. LISTEN. 376 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:57,655 YOU WANT TO LABEL ME A SOCIOPATH WITH MURDEROUS TENDENCIES? FINE. 377 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,525 BUT FOR MAKING ME SHARE OXYGEN WITH THESE LOSERS IN A LINEUP, 378 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,160 THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION. 379 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,995 WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, 380 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,131 I'M GONNA MAKE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU PAY FOR THIS! 381 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,268 I'M GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES! 382 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,305 YEAH, OKAY THEN. THAT'S IT. NIC IS CLEARLY THE KILLER. 383 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,840 I AGREE. ONLY SOMEONE POSSESSED WITH THAT MUCH RAGE 384 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,208 COULD TURN HOMICIDAL. 385 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,344 OR TAKE THAT BLACKMAIL PICTURE OF ME. 386 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:24,415 TAKE A VOTE. ALL THOSE WHO THINK NICOLE'S THE KILLER, RAISE YOUR HAND. 387 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:30,388 HERCULE POIROT, AGATHA CHRISTIE, 388 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,023 YOU CARE TO SHARE THE DETECTIVE THEORY THAT MAKES YOU ABSTAIN 389 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,493 FROM LOCKING UP THIS THREAT TO YOUR LIFE? 390 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,794 TELL THEM, JOSH. 391 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,862 LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH. 392 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,665 ARE YOU SURE, LIL? 393 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,067 NICOLE'S NOT THE KILLER. 394 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,702 WHY NOT? 395 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,270 BECAUSE WE'RE HER ALIBI. 396 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,773 SHE KNOWS WHAT WE DID LAST SPRING BREAK. 397 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,042 - I KNOW! - AND VICE-VERSA. 398 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,412 AFTER THE GANG BROKE UP AT THE AIRPORT, 399 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,514 LILY AND I DECIDED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL 400 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,316 WHERE WE COULD HAVE A ROMANTIC YET INEXPENSIVE VEGAN DINNER 401 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:02,185 AT THE PLACE WHERE WE FIRST GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 402 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,021 IT WAS PERFECT, TILL SHE SHOWED UP. 403 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,857 WELL, MY, MY, MY. ISN'T THIS A PRETTY PICTURE? 404 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,993 FLOWERS, CANDLELIGHT, AND A BIG BOTTLE OF BOOZE. 405 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,029 NICOLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 406 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,399 MY PLANS WERE DASHED, AND I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. 407 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,935 UNLIKE YOU, I DIDN'T PLAN ON SPENDING MY WEEK 408 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,704 BEING A LIQUORED-UP WHORE TO AN OVERSEXED DUMB JOCK. 409 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,173 - NICOLE, JUST LEAVE. OKAY? - THAT'S TOUGH TALK 410 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,376 FOR A BOY WHO'S ABOUT TO BE SUSPENDED AGAIN. 411 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,045 FIRST COUGH SYRUP, AND NOW ALCOHOL ON SCHOOL PREMISES. 412 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,848 WHAT A PRETTY PICKLE YOU'RE IN, PRETTY BOY. 413 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,851 LOOK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, NICOLE. 414 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:37,087 - REALLY? OF WHAT? - THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME. 415 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,490 YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET REVENGE. 416 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:42,826 I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK AT YOU. NOW I WILL. 417 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,962 UNLESS... TELL YOU WHAT. 418 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:49,833 WHY DON'T I THROW THE TWO OF YOU A LITTLE INDECENT PROPOSAL? HMM, YOUNG LOVERS? 419 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,301 JOSH, 420 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:53,971 YOU KISS ME, 421 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:58,075 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, 422 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:01,211 AND I'LL LEAVE, TAKING YOUR ALCOHOL INDISCRETION WITH ME. 423 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,080 AND IF I DON'T? 424 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,316 THEN PEOPLE WILL GET SUSPENDED, AND THEY'LL LOSE THEIR SCHOLARSHIPS. 425 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,318 WHAT'LL IT BE, STUD? 426 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,088 LILY, FEEL FREE TO WATCH. 427 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:15,292 PROOF YET AGAIN THAT NO GOOD EVER COMES FROM UNDERAGE ALCOHOL ABUSE. 428 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,361 DO IT, BABY. IT'S NOT YOUR MIND OR YOUR SOUL. 429 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,330 IT'S JUST YOUR BODY. 430 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:44,187 NICOLE, I'D RATHER PULL HAIR FROM THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM SHOWER DRAIN 431 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,758 THEN EVER HAVE TO KISS YOUR PUTRID MOUTH AGAIN. 432 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,994 WELL, I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 433 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,133 Y'ALL, THIS ONLY PROVES THAT NIC IS THE KILLER! 434 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,235 OKAY, SHE IS NATURALLY VENGEFUL. 435 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:01,304 SHE KNEW WHAT YOU HORN-DOGS WERE DOING OVER SPRING BREAK, 436 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,741 AND SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN THAT BLACKMAIL PICTURE. 437 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:07,311 THE PROBLEM IS, I SPENT ALL DAY MONDAY WITH JOSH AND LILY 438 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,346 WHEN YOU TRIED OUT FOR YOUR FLICK. 439 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:13,683 I CAN'T BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE. I COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN YOUR PICTURE. 440 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:17,921 THAT'S TRUE. THAT MEANS THE KILLER IS EITHER CHEMO GLASS OR APRIL TUNA. 441 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,523 - WHAT DO WE DO? - THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS. 442 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:25,562 WE LAY A TRAP AND HOPE WE CAN STAY ALIVE UNTIL THE KILLER FALLS INTO IT. 443 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,665 - [BELL TOLLING] - OKAY, THAT'S IT. 444 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:30,333 UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 445 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:34,371 THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO. I'M TAKING ACTION AND GETTING OUT OF HERE. 446 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:35,839 WHAT? STOP IT. 447 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:39,276 HELP WILL COME. I PROMISE. YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF. 448 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:40,678 HEY! 449 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,081 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 450 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,518 WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE. TRUST ME. 451 00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:52,589 COME ON. SIT DOWN. 452 00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:02,632 SO, EVEN IF WE DID GET OUT OF HERE, THEN WHAT? 453 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:06,336 YOU AND I ARE RUINED FOREVER. GEORGE AND I ARE PROBABLY OVER. 454 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,238 YOU AND GEORGE ARE OVER? WHY? 455 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:11,274 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS HAD THIS GREAT SPRING BREAK. 456 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,742 WHAT HAPPENED? 457 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:21,719 AFTER OUR MTV TRIP IMPLODED, 458 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:25,055 WE DECIDED TO SPEND THE WEEK AT HIS HOUSE. 459 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:30,027 SO, ONE NIGHT WE HAD DINNER, AND... 460 00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:33,997 SAM, TELL ME THIS... WOULD YOU PASS ME THE PEAS, DEAR? 461 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:39,536 DOES MY GEORGIE HERE HAVE THE MOST DAZZLING SMILE YOU'VE EVER SEEN, 462 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,405 OR WHAT? 463 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:44,842 YES. YES, HE DOES, NANA AUSTIN. 464 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,443 I AGREE. 465 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:49,112 YOU'VE GOT A PRETTY SMILE. 466 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:53,784 WHAT'S A PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU DOING OUT HERE ON SPRING BREAK WITH A FRIEND? 467 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,754 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEBODY SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE? 468 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,131 HOW DID YOU FEEL? 469 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,034 HORRIBLE. 470 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:14,604 SITTING THERE, I REALIZED, HE HADN'T TOLD HIS GRANDMOTHER HE WAS SEEING ME. 471 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:15,873 WHICH MEANT... 472 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,708 I AM NOT ASHAMED OF YOU! 473 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,210 THEN WHY DOES SHE THINK WE'RE JUST FRIENDS? 474 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,213 LOOK, MY BROTHER DATED A GIRL WHO WASN'T AFRICAN-AMERICAN, 475 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,215 AND MY NANA POUTED FOR WEEKS. 476 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,417 SO, AGAIN, BASICALLY, YOU'RE ASHAMED OF ME. 477 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,119 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS CRAP. 478 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:33,056 NO, I AM NOT. LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT SHE'S OLD. 479 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,491 IT'S A GENERATIONAL THING. 480 00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:37,494 SHE'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE, SO WHY ROCK THE BOAT? 481 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,830 BABE, IF I WAS ASHAMED OF YOU, WHICH IS RIDICULOUS, 482 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,233 WHY WOULD I ASK YOU TO STAY HERE? 483 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:45,102 MY MOM KNOWS. SHE LOVES YOU. 484 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:49,372 WITH WHAT YOU SUBJECTED ME TO AT DINNER TONIGHT, I THINK MAYBE YOU DON'T. 485 00:26:55,681 --> 00:27:00,183 I WAS SO UPSET, I LEFT AND CHECKED INTO A HOTEL THE REST OF THE WEEK. 486 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,652 I REALIZED, MAYBE FOR THE FIRST TIME, 487 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:06,856 THAT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT RACES, 488 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:09,192 THERE ARE TIMES I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER. 489 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:13,831 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE THE ONE WHO'D MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY. 490 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,999 HEY. 491 00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,169 HEY. 492 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,171 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 493 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,309 I-I'M HERE. 494 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:32,116 YOU WEREN'T THIS WEEK WHEN I WANTED TO CALL MY BEST FRIEND. 495 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,616 I AM NOW. 496 00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:00,543 - ISN'T THIS A PRETTY PICTURE. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 497 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:03,147 - GEORGE... - SHUT UP, HARRISON! 498 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,115 I WANT SAM TO EXPLAIN. 499 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,419 FINE. THEN I'LL BREAK THE ICE. 500 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:12,055 I WAS BREAKING IN HERE AND RISKING MY LIFE 501 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,557 TO GET YOU HELP, SAM. 502 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,993 BUT CLEARLY YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE. 503 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,161 I'M SURE MY GRANDMOTHER WILL BE RELIEVED. 504 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:21,398 SO NOW SHE'LL HAVE A REAL REASON TO DISLIKE ME? 505 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,033 YOU KNOW WHAT'S IRONIC? 506 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,601 SHE LIKES YOU. 507 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:28,171 I TOLD HER ABOUT US, AND SHE'S GLAD THAT I'M DATING YOU. 508 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,707 I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T LIKE MY BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND 509 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:32,209 BECAUSE SHE WAS WHITE. 510 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:34,177 TURNS OUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. 511 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,780 SHE DIDN'T LIKE HER BECAUSE OF HER CHARACTER. 512 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,581 - GEORGE, LET ME... - SAVE IT. 513 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,550 I TRUSTED YOU, SAM. 514 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:45,322 THERE'S NOTHING, NOTHING YOU COULD SAY OR DO 515 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,357 THAT WILL UNDO WHAT I JUST SAW. 516 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,531 NO, WAIT, GEORGE! GEORGE! 517 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,501 OKAY, BROOKY, YOU KNOW THE PLAN. 518 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,869 STRIKE A POSE LIKE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, 519 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,638 AND THAT WILL ATTRACT THE KILLER. 520 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:04,842 WHEN WE SCREAM, BACKUP WILL RUN IN AND CATCH THE PERPETRATOR. 521 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,544 TRY TO LOOK VULNERABLE AND KILL-WORTHY. 522 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,794 OKAY. 523 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,496 OH, GOD, OKAY. THIS IS WRONG. 524 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,498 THERE IS NO KILLER. 525 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:32,669 IT'S SOMEONE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION, AND I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE IT TO THEM. 526 00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:35,638 I WOULD RATHER USE MY TIME TO STUDY FOR FINALS. 527 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:36,974 YOU COMING? 528 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,442 NO, BROOKY, I'M SORT OF HAVING A GOOD TIME 529 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:42,079 DOING THE WHOLE VULNERABLE WHORE THING. 530 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:45,282 [SIGHS] 531 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,162 WELL. 532 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,663 AT LEAST YOU HAVEN'T SAID IT WAS WRONG. 533 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,332 IT WAS WRONG. 534 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:05,035 I'M DATING GEORGE, AND HE SAW ME KISSING ANOTHER GUY. 535 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,871 YEAH, BUT THE OTHER GUY WAS ME, 536 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:11,641 THE PERSON YOU'VE BEEN CLOSEST TO FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS. 537 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:15,879 NOW, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FEEL SOMETHING WHEN YOU FINALLY KISSED ME. 538 00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:27,857 FINE. YOU WANT TO BE IN CONFLICT FOR WHAT MAY BE YOUR FINAL HOURS ON EARTH, BE MY GUEST. 539 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,160 BUT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS! 540 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,801 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU PSYCHO? 541 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:41,839 HERE. YOU'RE FREE. 542 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:45,775 GO INFECT GEORGE LIKE YOU'VE INFECTED ME WITH YOUR INDECISION AND YOUR FEAR. 543 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,811 NO, I INSIST. GO TO HIM. 544 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,313 AS OF NOW, I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR CHOICE. 545 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:54,451 I AM NO LONGER AVAILABLE FOR YOU TO TOY WITH AND TORMENT. 546 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,505 NIC, WHAT THE HELL! 547 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:18,542 WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR YOU TO GET KILLED. 548 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,710 [CARMEN] WE'RE TIRED OF FEARING FOR OUR LIVES. 549 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,945 - WE JUST WANT TO SLEEP. - DON'T BLAME ME. 550 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:26,449 I LOOK LIKE A WHORE. I'M ALL ALONE. FRANKLY, I'M STUMPED. 551 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:27,884 IN THE HORROR MOVIES, 552 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:30,420 DON'T KILLERS USUALLY GO FOR THE VIRGINS? 553 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:34,091 WELL, NO WONDER NIC'S BEEN A FLOP AS A DECOY! 554 00:31:34,159 --> 00:31:36,426 LI'L LILY, YOU'RE ON DECK. 555 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,800 LIL, WHY ARE WE MAKING OUT ON THE GIRLS' BATHROOM TUFFET? 556 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:45,468 TO LURE THE KILLER, 557 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,639 WHO IN HORROR FLICKS ALWAYS SEEMS TO BECOME EXCITED TO THE POINT OF HOMICIDE 558 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:53,576 WHEN HE WITNESSES A NUBILE TEEN VIRGIN ON THE VERGE OF SEX. 559 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:54,912 COOL. 560 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,732 NOOOOO! 561 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,136 I KNEW IT WAS YOU, FIRE PIE! 562 00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:20,803 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 563 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:24,608 I WAS JUST RETURNING LILY'S BUTCHER KNIFE I BORROWED IN HOME EC CLASS. 564 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:27,477 LIKELY STORY. SUGAR, GRAB HER. 565 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:30,380 SIT HER DOWN. WE GOT SOME INTERROGATING TO DO. 566 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:34,484 IF YOU'RE NOT THE KILLER, TUNA BREATH, WHY'D YOU BUST IN WITH A KNIFE? 567 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,353 IT'S JUST RUBBER. YAH! 568 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:40,156 I WAS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. 569 00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:43,193 YOU GUYS, IF APRIL'S NOT THE KILLER, THEN... 570 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,962 THEN THE KILLER IS STILL ROAMING THE HALLS. 571 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,602 [CELL PHONE BEEPING] 572 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,273 HELLO? 573 00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:58,275 HELLO, CLARICE. 574 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,783 - WHO IS THIS? - I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SPRING BREAK. 575 00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:09,619 I WENT TO A CAT SHOW AND CANNED OKRA. BIG WHOOP. 576 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,288 NOW, WHO IS THIS? 577 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,856 WANNA SEE? TURN AROUND. 578 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,964 - ARE YOU THE KILLER? - FRIGHTENED, BOBBI? 579 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,600 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M RELIEVED. 580 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,002 WHAT? 581 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:28,638 PLEASE, TAKE ME NOW. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. 582 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:30,473 UM, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN. 583 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,442 THIS ISN'T THE WAY IT'S... 584 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,312 TURN THIS LAB COAT SCARLET. CONSIDER IT A MERCY KILLING. 585 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:38,114 JUST DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO TEACHING THOSE KIDS. 586 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,051 OH, FORGET IT. 587 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:46,923 CHICKEN! YOU BIG GIRL! 588 00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:49,459 [BROOKE] I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THIS. 589 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,461 IF YOU'RE SINGLE, FINE, FOOL AROUND. 590 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,463 BUT IF YOU'RE BOTH WITH SOMEBODY. 591 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,997 WHO'S HARRISON WITH? 592 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:57,767 NOBODY. 593 00:33:57,836 --> 00:34:00,236 NOBODY. YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S A SINGLE HO. 594 00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:05,175 MAN, I FEEL SO STUPID. 595 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,878 I WAS SUCH A SUCKER FOR HER. 596 00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:12,114 I BROKE INTO A QUARANTINED SCHOOL TO PATCH THINGS UP. 597 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:14,184 WHAT DO I GET? 598 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,453 SOME DEADLY FEVER. 599 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,787 GEORGE? 600 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,789 YOUR HEART MAY BE BROKEN, 601 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,791 BUT THE REST OF YOU IS FINE. 602 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,395 I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HARRISON ISN'T SICK 603 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,330 AND ISN'T CONTAGIOUS. 604 00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:33,603 I KNOW WHAT HARRISON REALLY DID FOR SPRING BREAK. 605 00:34:37,142 --> 00:34:41,010 IT WAS A LARGE KNIFE, CAPABLE OF GUTTING A STUDENT WITH ONE SWIPE! 606 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,914 BASED ON THE BODY TYPE, DO YOU KNOW WHO THE PSYCHO MIGHT BE? 607 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,183 NOT A CLUE. 608 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,017 IT'S A TRAGEDY, ISN'T IT, KIDS, 609 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,120 THAT IF FEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU, CHANCES ARE A KILLER WILL. 610 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,189 OH! 611 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,123 WHO ARE YOU? 612 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,792 LATE. MY APOLOGIES. 613 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,960 MY TRAVEL AGENCY SCREWED UP MY FLIGHT 614 00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,462 LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 615 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:03,232 AND THE DOORS WERE LOCKED, SO I HAD TO COME THROUGH A WINDOW. 616 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:05,902 I'M JOANIE SALK. C.D.C. 617 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,741 MY NAME IS SUZI KLEIN. 618 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:14,711 - NEVER HEARD OF HER. - I THINK YOU HAVE, MARY CHERRY. 619 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,045 I'M YOUR TRAVEL AGENT. 620 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,381 THE TRAVEL AGENT YOU SCREWED OVER LAST WEEK 621 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,283 WHEN YOU CANCELED YOUR TRIP TO CANCÚN. 622 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,419 YOU PUT US THROUGH THIS NIGHT OF TERROR 623 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:24,954 JUST BECAUSE WE CANCELED SOME STUPID PLANE TICKET? 624 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:27,324 OH, YOU CANCELED MORE THAN TICKETS. 625 00:35:27,392 --> 00:35:29,726 YOU CANCELED MY SPRING BREAK! 626 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,728 THANK YOU FOR CALLING PERKY TRAVEL. 627 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,898 HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR FUN FAMILY PACKAGE TO BURBANK, CALIFORNIA, 628 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,301 THE HOME OF JAY LENO AND THE CAST OF JACK AND JILL? 629 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,637 [SUZI] HOW THRILLED I WAS THAT DAY, 630 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:43,373 A DAY I HAD LOOKED FORWARD TO FOR MONTHS. 631 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:46,476 COULD I TALK YOU INTO TRAVELING VIA PLUMMET AIR? 632 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,111 IF YOU BOOK PLUMMET, I GET COMPENSATED 633 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,881 AND FINALLY GET ENOUGH POINTS TO GO TO SANDALS, 634 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,884 A PARADISE RESORT CREATED FOR TWO. 635 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:57,787 [CHUCKLES] YOU WILL FLY PLUMMET? 636 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,657 OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST TERRIF. 637 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:03,393 WITH THAT ONE CALL, I FULFILLED A DREAM. 638 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,996 I HAD EARNED MY OWN SPRING BREAK TRIP OF A LIFETIME. 639 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:10,700 CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR JUST A SEC? I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL. 640 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,035 PERKY TRAVEL. MAY I HELP YOU? 641 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,037 YEAH, CUT THE CHEERFUL CRAP, OKAY? 642 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:18,241 THIS IS MARY CHERRY. CANCEL MY NINE PLUMMET TICKETS TO CANCÚN. 643 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,544 THIS MEANS REFUND MY MONEY! 644 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:24,080 [SUZI] WITH THAT ONE CALL, MY COMPENSATION BONUS POINTS WERE PULLED, 645 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:27,083 AND MY SPRING BREAK TRIP TO SANDALS WAS CANCELED. 646 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,387 TO SAY I BROKE WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT! 647 00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:34,391 SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT THEY JUST DID TO ME. 648 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,427 WITH THEIR LIVES! 649 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:40,162 WITH YOUR HOME ADDRESSES IN MY DATA BANK, 650 00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:44,233 I FOLLOWED YOU, ALL OF YOU, TOOK PICTURES AND PLOTTED MY REVENGE! 651 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:47,704 BUT WHAT I REALIZED AS I STALKED YOU WAS... 652 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:48,972 WHAT? 653 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:54,811 REVENGE ISN'T SWEET. IT LEAVES A SOUR TASTE. 654 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,646 IT SOLVES NOTHING. 655 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,415 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? - [ALL SCREAM] 656 00:36:58,483 --> 00:36:59,816 [SALK] WHO'S THIS? 657 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,250 THIS IS PATIENT ZERO, 658 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:03,553 THE ONE INFECTED WITH RIFT VALLEY FEVER. 659 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:07,924 LOOKS PRETTY HEALTHY FOR A KID WITH A HIGHLY INFECTIOUS, DEBILITATING VIRUS. 660 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,792 I SHOULD DO AN EXAMINATION. 661 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,128 GREAT. WHILE YOU TAKE CARE OF MR. JOHN, 662 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:14,397 I'LL ALERT THE AUTHORITIES ABOUT MISS KLEIN 663 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,733 AND CALL EACH OF YOUR PARENTS 664 00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:20,737 AND INFORM THEM OF YOUR ILLICIT SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES 665 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,739 THAT WILL GET YOU GROUNDED FOR MONTHS. 666 00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:24,974 NO! NO! 667 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:29,579 BLOOD PRESSURE'S NORMAL. TEMP'S NORMAL. 668 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:30,913 GREAT. 669 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:33,349 OH, LOOK, THE SUN IS COMING UP, 670 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:38,321 USUALLY, IN HORROR MOVIES, A SIGN THAT ORDER IS ABOUT TO BE RESTORED. 671 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,989 OKAY. 672 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:44,561 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE RIFT VALLEY FEVER, MR. JOHN. 673 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:45,862 HE KNOWS HE DOESN'T. 674 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,196 TELL THE GOOD DOCTOR 675 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,099 WHERE YOU REALLY WERE ON SPRING BREAK. 676 00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:52,769 OR SHALL I FINISH THE SORDID STORY? 677 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,771 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 678 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:57,106 [BROOKE] TELL SAM, HARRISON, OR I WILL. 679 00:37:57,175 --> 00:38:00,242 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO HER AGAIN. 680 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,546 SAM, UH... 681 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,050 I DIDN'T GO TO YEMEN. 682 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,386 I LIED. 683 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,921 I SPENT MY SPRING BREAK WITH BROOKE. 684 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,324 BROOKE, YOU TOLD ME YOU SPENT IT WITH JAMIE. 685 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,926 I LIED, TOO. 686 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,163 I WENT TO VISIT HIM AFTER WE LEFT THE AIRPORT. 687 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:25,034 I WAS EXCITED BECAUSE HE'D GIVEN ME A KEY TO HIS PLACE. 688 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:28,171 NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT HE 689 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,807 AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND WEREN'T EXPECTING ME. 690 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,341 OH. 691 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,112 CARE TO TAKE IT FROM HERE, HARRISON? 692 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:43,486 I SPENT MY SPRING BREAK AT A HOTEL, SAM. 693 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:47,590 BROOKE FLED THERE, TOO, 'CAUSE SHE CAUGHT JAMIE LIVING OUT A SHAGGY SONG. 694 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,526 SO... 695 00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:52,862 WE HUNG OUT. 696 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,467 WHY IS IT WHEN YOUR HEART IS BROKEN, 697 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,637 ALL YOU EVER HEAR ARE LOVE SONGS 698 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,739 THAT MAKE YOUR HEART HURT EVEN WORSE? 699 00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:06,342 I HATE JAMIE. 700 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,145 I HATE SAM. 701 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:16,719 DO YOU THINK IT'S IRRATIONAL TO WANT TO HURT SOMEONE YOU LOVE? 702 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,495 LOVE ISN'T RATIONAL. 703 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,697 I WANT TO HURT SAM. 704 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,966 I WISH WE HAD A VIDEO CAMERA. 705 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,101 UM, WHY? 706 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,836 OKAY, CLEAN UP YOUR MIND, DIRTY. 707 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:36,372 TO MAKE JAMIE JEALOUS. 708 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:43,245 AND TO ENACT MY PATHETIC REVENGE. 709 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,815 WE COULDN'T SHOW THIS TAPE TO SAM. 710 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,851 NEVER. SHE'S JUST GOTTEN OVER THIS 711 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,821 WHOLE CONSPIRATORIAL, BROOKE-ALWAYS-WINS PHASE. 712 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,355 IT WOULD HURT HER. 713 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:55,091 MM-HMM. 714 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,127 SO, 715 00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:59,796 IN THIS VIDEOTAPE... 716 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,263 MM-HMM? 717 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,533 WHAT EXACTLY WOULD WE DO? 718 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:07,570 WELL, I THINK... 719 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,407 WE WOULD START OFF WITH OUR FEET... 720 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,243 INTERTWINED. 721 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:16,178 LIKE THIS. 722 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,616 YEAH, THAT'S CUTE. 723 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,083 OH, THEN. 724 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,785 - WHAT? - THEN, 725 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,955 AS THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN, 726 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,023 YES? 727 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,626 I LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR EYES, 728 00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:33,195 SOMEONE WHO GETS YOU, 729 00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:37,066 SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOUR HEARTACHE. 730 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,107 NOW WHAT? 731 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:02,892 ♪ ONE STEP AT A TIME 732 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,694 ♪ LET'S LINGER... 733 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,395 YOU LIED TO ME. 734 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,164 YOU DID LOSE IT. 735 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:09,999 SAM, UH... 736 00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:15,138 IT JUST HAPPENED. 737 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,108 JUST LIKE THE KISS BETWEEN YOU AND HARRISON. 738 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:24,013 SO NOW I GUESS EVERYBODY'S GOTTEN BACK AT EVERYBODY ELSE. 739 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,382 AND NOW EVERYBODY'S HEARTBROKEN. 740 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:35,792 I'M SORRY, SAM. 741 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,263 - SAM? - NO. 742 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:45,634 NOW IT IS MY TURN TO SAY... 743 00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:48,437 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 744 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:05,321 [PARAKEET CHIRPS] 745 00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,157 [HARRISON] HE WOKE UP. 746 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,193 LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY DID. 747 00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:45,028 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK 748 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:48,998 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE 749 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:52,635 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE 750 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,838 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY 751 00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:01,510 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA 752 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:09,418 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪