TRANSLATE BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/
- Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Spongebob
Squarepants!
- Attention, shoppers:
We've got a Spongebob on Aisle 6.
- Make a sharp left!
- We're here! -
I still don't understand why you had me wear
a blindfold. - Oh, um, I didn't want you
to get anything in your eyes.
See?
- Okay, thanks, buddy.
I'm going to my club meeting now.
- What's your club, hmm?
- Uh, it's the Empty Head Society.
Eh, it's a place where guys like me
can give their "powerful intellects"
a much-needed rest. - Whoa!
I'd love to rest my intellect.
Can I join? - Sure!
Anyone can join.
It's exclusive.
- Oh, that's not how
you open it.
You have to step on
the automatic doormat.
- Ding!
- Wow.
They do seem blissfully brainless.
- Oh, oh, hold it!
You have to check your smart thingy
at the door.
- Hello, numbskull. - Hiya, dodo!
- Shall we do the Empty Head handshake?
- Okay!
- What was that?
- The signal for the meeting to start.
Come on.
Good, I see everyone's in their assigned places.
The Secretary will now read the minutes.
- These are the minutes.
One minute, twelve minutes,
wait a minute, give me a minute.
- Hike!
Are there any new initiates here tonight?
- Spongebob, go up.
You always wanted to join the club.
- Hmm, are you sure you're, uh, brainless enough?
- Perfect!
You've earned your first badge.
- It's time to pass the jar.
Drink! Drink! Drink!
- Ugh! - What?
You said drink! - Ahem.
Lemonade? - Huh?
- We just save and date the drool.
But that was so dopey you earned another badge!
There! - Ah!
- It's now time for us to go out in the community
and help the citizens... - Ow!
- Of Bikini Bottom
by doing our civic duty.
Whatever that means.
- Uh, we're gonna do some civic duty?
- We call it the "Nitwitting."
- To the mini boats!
To the mini boats!
- Patrick, why are we doing this, again?
- I have no idea.
- Hey, mister.
You dropped your ball.
- Keep running.
I'll pace you.
- These lights could use a smile.
- I have a feeling you guys are a little confused
about what civic duty is.
Uh, I don't think so!
"Civic duty is using your patootie."
No confusion there!
Why would people throw their stinky garbage
in these beautiful cans?
Maybe their pockets were already full.
"Pockets full"?
I can clearly see you're not as brainless as us.
- Aww... - I can't see anything!
Oh well.
I guess I'm just not Empty Head material.
Well, bye, buddy.
- My name's "Buddy" now?
both chanting: Buddy! Buddy!
Buddy!
Well, that's funny.
I seem to be lost.
Oh, I'll figure it out.
I still got some life in the ol' brain stem.
What's a brain stem?
I know!
I'll just walk backwards, and that should get me back
to the beginning of the day.
I'm even more lost-er than I was before-er.
Oh, I will direct asking...
Ask directions.
Excuse me, large lady.
I'm a widdle girl who's misplaced herself.
Can you help find me?
I'm pretty.
- Weirdo! - Ow!
- Well, that didn't come out right.
Oh, I've forgotten how to sit.
- Obviously not
the sharpest tool in the...
the tool thing.
Ooh. - Oh, there you are!
You forgot your thinking thingy.
I wasn't sure which one was yours, buddy.
- Uh, now my name's "Buddy"? - No, duh.
That's my name! -
- I think.
- No, not mine.
Wrong brain.
Oh, bad brain.
Oh, I guess I'll take this stupid one.
- Try saying "I'm ready."
- Slime heady!
Uh, dime Betty!
Spaghetti!
I'm sweaty!
I'm all wetty!
- I'm ready.
I'm ready!
High-five! - Yeah!
Patrick, I know you and the Empty Head Society
mean well, but man, we sure messed up a lot
of things in town today.
So I'm gonna reverse all the damage that we did
during the Nitwitting!
- Hey, you'd better hurry
because you're getting smaller!
What a guy.
Nothing like a good sit in a chair.
Oh, that's weird.
Everything's already back to normal.
What?
Hmm. Well, it's still a mess
over here.
Sandy?
You cleaned everything up? - Of course, Spongebob.
I belong to a club called FEHMA.
That stands for "Fix the Empty Head's Mess Again."
Our civic duty is repairing the mayhem
that the Empty Heads cause every month.
You got some gunk on your tie. - Yeah, they're badges.
- Hey, Spongebob.
How would you like to join FEHMA?
- No thanks.
After giving my brain a vacation, I need a rest.
Huh? - Uh-oh!
Speaking of "brain vacation."