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♪ ♪

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- Ooh, I love it when
me two best gals become

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me two best paying customers.

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Sit tight.
Lunch is almost ready.

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- Order up!

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- Uh...
- Oh!

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- Let me get
a southwestern patty,

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heavy on the south.

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No, wait!Uh...

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- [laughs]

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[exclaiming]

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- Ooh, feels like Mrs. Puff!

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Hi, Mrs. Puff.

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[laughs]

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- Ugh.

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Remember, SpongeBob, we agreed:

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outside of class,
we don't know each other.

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- Oh, yeah!

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Well, here's your Krabby Patty,
mysterious lady.

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[popping]

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[squirts, pops]

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"Eye" hope you enjoy your meal.

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[laughs]

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[ominous music]

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- [gasps]
The health inspector?

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But I already bribed him
this year.

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[device beeps]
- Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Just as I feared.

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Someone in this restaurant is
infected

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with the highly contagious
clam flu.

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You're all under quarantine.

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[device pings]

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Hmm.
Hmm.

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[all yelling]

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- [grunting]
- Ahh!

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[yelling]
Oh!

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- [grunts]

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[panting]

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- [sobbing]

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- [panting]

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- [grunting]

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Wait.
What's a "corn-a-bean"?

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- A quarantine is like
a mandatory sleepover,

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and we're all invited.

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both: Sleepover!
Sleepover!

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[air horn blares]
[both shriek]

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- A quarantine means
you're locked in here

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with a sick person until
we're all sick and miserable.

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- [gasping]

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[grunts]

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Well, I'm aborting
Operation Soda Jerk.

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Communicable diseases are
my cue to leave.

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[grunting]

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[laughs]

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Quarantine, shmorantine.

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I'm the great--ahh!

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- Breach contained!

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Good work.

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- [moaning]

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- [gulps]
Maybe we should stay inside.

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- But I have to cheer
at the big game tomorrow.

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Everyone's gonna laugh at me
if I get sick and die first.

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- Oh, not to worry,
me massive, little angel.

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We'll just do what we did
in me old navy days.

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- Ooh, old navy days.

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- You see, first,
we found the sicko,

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and then we just locked 'em
in the freezer-o.

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With the infected sailor
isolated,

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the rest of us could
enjoy ourselves,

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certain of our continued
good health.

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[sighs]
Good times.

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- You let them out
of the freezer

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once they were better, right?

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- Huh?

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I suppose someone
let 'em out...eventually.

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Okay.
[laughs]

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Who's feeling queasy?

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Go ahead now, raise your hand.

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[crickets chirp]

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So that's how
you wanna play it, eh?

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Fine.

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I'll examine all of ya
for signs

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of the pestilence meself!

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- Oh, no!

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I am not letting any of you

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infected imbeciles near me.

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I'm--oh!

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- [grunts, sniffs]

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[sneezes]
[all whimper]

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- He's the sick one.
He belongs in the freezer!

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Get him!
- Ah!

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- Wait!

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I'll go willingly.
- [grunts]

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- I feel fine,

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but I don't wanna risk
infecting my friends.

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- Hmm?

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- Especially you, Squidward.
[smooches]

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- [yells, panting]

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[somber music]

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- All I ask is that
you remember me as I was,

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full of life--

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- Whew.
- No!

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- Oh, it sounds like
he's really suffering in there.

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Oh!
I can't bear to look.

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Can someone describe it to me?

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- All right, come on now.
Come on.

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Let the poor boy enjoy
his agony in peace.

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- Whoo!

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[laughing]

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Yow!
Oh!

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[laughs]

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Yeah!
Whee!

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Whoo!

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Ooh, ice cream.

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- Well, problem solved.

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Now we sit back and wait
for the all clear.

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- Hmm?

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Hey.

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- [licking]

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- Oh.
Ooh.

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[all sigh]
[Patrick laughs]

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Boy, I sure am feeling
under the leather.

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- It's "weather," you moron,
and--ah!

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Sweet Neptune!

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- [moaning]

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- The clam flu, it's spreading!

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Into the freezer with him!

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- [grunts]

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- Huh?
Hmm.

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[both laughing]

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[both grunt]

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- [squeals]

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- [sighs]

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We'll just have to be
more vigilant now.

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Anyone could be a carrier.

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- [hums]

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- Itchy skin!
He's got clam flu!

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- What?
No, no, I was just scratching.

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- Freezer!

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[grunts]

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[grunting]

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- [huffing]

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[sighs]

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[yawns]

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- Freezer!

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- [yelling]

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- Heh, at least we know
we're safe now,

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me baby beluga.

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[strained laugh]

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- Oh, I just remembered.

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I didn't spend all your money
at the mall.

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Here's your change.

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- Change?

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- Oh,
the disease must have addled

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your tiny teenage mind!

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- Wait!
I take it back.

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There's still some shoes
I wanna buy!

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- [grunts]

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[dramatic music]

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[grunting]

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♪ ♪

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[cheerful music]

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- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la ♪

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- So let me get this straight.

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Nobody in this freezer is
actually sick?

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- Never felt better.
- I'm fine.

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- Ice cream!

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- Well,
if no one's sick in here,

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then the sick person must be--

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- [gasps]
Daddy!

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Oh, no!
- There, there.

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Oh, ah, oh!

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- I say we bust out of here,
grab Krabs,

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and lock him away.

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- Oh, yeah!- Daddy!

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- Who's this now?

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- I don't know.

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Mr. Krabs didn't tell us
to question his orders.

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I'll just wait for him
to let me out.

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- You can't cook Krabby Patties

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if you're locked
in the freezer.

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- All right, let's put
this crab on ice.

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[all grunting]

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- [screams]

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You sickos are supposed to be
in the freezer!

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- You're the sicko!

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[grunts]

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[objects clang]

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- Stay away from me,
you sickos!

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- [yelps]

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[groans]

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- [panting]

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- For the good of all of us,

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you have to go
into the freezer.

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- Keep your filthy hands
off me,

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you infected ingrate.

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Oh, look.
Freedom!

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[laughs]

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- [grunts]
He's in the grease trap!

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- Well, someone's gonna have
to fish him out

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before he gets to the sewer
and infects the whole town!

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- Hey, I can help!

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[grunts]
- [gasps]

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[coughing]
- [grunting]

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- Patrick. Patrick!
- Huh?

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- There's full sized hatch
over here.

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- Well, what do you know?

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- [yelps]

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[gasps, coughs]

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Eugene, are you in here?

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- [gurgles]

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- [yells, coughs]

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- Ah!
Sicko germs!

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[coughs]
Ah!

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You can't catch me.

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I'm too healthy
for all you sickos!

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[laughs]

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- Daddy, stop!

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[all gasp]

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[snorts]

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[spits]

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- [grunts]

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- There's nowhere left to run.

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- I'm not licked yet!

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- Oh, yeah?

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[grunting]

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- [growls]

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[grunts]
- [yelps]

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Hey.
Hey!

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SpongeBob!

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- You'll never get me.
Ha-ha!

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- [grunts, coughs]

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- [yells]

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[both grunt]

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[yelling]
- [moaning]

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- [grunts]

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- [shrieks]

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[quirky music]

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- [yelping]

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- Ah!

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- I got him!
I got him!

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- [yells, grunts]

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- Ah!
Oh!

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[all clamoring,
objects crashing]

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- [whistling]

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[hums]

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Hmm, hello?
Anyone here?

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[all groaning]

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Ha, funny story,

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um, I was holding my equipment
upside down yesterday.

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[laughs]
Nobody was actually sick.

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Ha!
Oh, what a goof.

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Huh?
[all groaning]

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Oh, my Neptune.

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Grease gout.

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- [moans]
- Moldy measles!

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[suspenseful music]

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- [groans]

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- Trash trichinosis!

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- [moans, coughing]

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- Dust bunny bronchitis!

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- [gasps, sneezes]

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- Polyester plague!

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[gasps]

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- [retches, groans]

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- The whole shebang!

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[yelps]

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They're all sick!

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Ultra-mega quarantine!

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- You heard him.

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Get this disease-ridden
cesspit out of here!

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Drop it somewhere safe,

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somewhere no one ever goes...

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[all moaning]

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- What the...?

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No!

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I don't wanna get sick too.

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Stay away!
No!

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[sneezes]

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Ah, barnacles.

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♪ ♪