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♪ Oh happy birthday on you ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
it's true ♪
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♪ It's the day
that I built you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday on ♪
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Oh, Sheldon.
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This has been the best
birthday I've ever had.
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And it ain't over yet.
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It's time for the birthday
girl to open her presents.
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Ta-da.
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Oh?
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It's a gift certificate
for tango lessons.
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Oh, you know I'd love
to dance with you, sweetie,
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but we've tried this before.
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And if you recall--
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Yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
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Yee-haw.
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It did not go well.
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This time is going
to be different.
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Because your other
birthday present is this.
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The Leg Yanker Five Zillion.
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This is for you, baby.
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Oh.
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Hmm, nice weather up here.
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Whoa.
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Well, hello, tall,
green, and evil.
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May I have this dance?
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Love the new stems, Plankton.
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Whoa.
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It's 8:00 p.m. already.
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Where's our dance instructor?
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Hello, class.
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I'm your tango
instructor, Susie Groove.
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And when I'm done with you,
this is how you gotta move.
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So everyone start dancing,
and I'll come
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around and give you some tips.
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♪ Ahh ahh ahh,
la la la la la la la la ♪
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You're breaking
the first rule, honey.
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It takes two to tango.
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Sorry, Miss Groove.
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Mr. Krabs ordered me to be
Pearl's tango partner tonight,
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but she just doesn't
dig my tangy moves.
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SpongeBob, you can't tango.
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I need a real dance
partner,
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not a cackling,
bow-legged goofball.
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No offense.
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I took it as a compliment.
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I can teach anyone to tango.
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All you gotta do is...
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Wow, you can tango.
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Thanks to Susie Groove.
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That's too close to tango.
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One, two, three.
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Relax, Sheldon.
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I'm trying,
my little whirling dervish,
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but these legs
have minds of their own.
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Not that way, you idiots.
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Damn you.
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Hya!
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Compose yourself, darling.
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We're in public.
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I know.
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I just need something
to balance me.
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See?
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It works.
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Uh-oh.
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Wait, I got it.
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I got it.
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Stop dancing!
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- Ow.
- Sorry, Susie.
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I just washed my legs, and
I can't do a thing with them.
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Legs ain't your
problem, honey.
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If you want to tango,
you got to learn
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to dance with your hips.
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With my lips?
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This isn't working.
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Ugh.
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That's because I said hips.
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Watch me.
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All you got to do is...
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Wow, your hips are so hip.
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You got your work
cut out for you, Sheldon.
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My hips can't do that.
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Of course they can.
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You got to force them to do it.
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The tango is physical,
emotional,
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and most importantly, aggressive.
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What?
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Aggressive?
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Now you're talking my language.
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Yeah,
we speak fluent aggression.
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Good.
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Tap into that aggression
and put it in your hips.
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Now, abrazo.
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Embrace.
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both: Abrazo.
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Ready?
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All you gotta do is...
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Terrific tangoing, Planktons.
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Yeah.
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I thought we were good.
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Oh, how nice of you to say.
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Abrazo, my stinky cheese.
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Abrazo, my rotten rose.
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Oh, no, I accidentally
dropped my spike strip.
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Oopsie.
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We're the king
and queen of tango.
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OK, Planktons, take four.
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Ahh!
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That wasn't very nice
of Plankton and Karen.
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No, it wasn't,
but that's the tango, honey.
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Bravo, Planktons.
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Nice aggression.
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Oh, thank you, Susie.
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I haven't had this much fun
since I got defragged.
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I'd say we're the best
in the class, wouldn't you,
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Miss Groove?
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I think you're both great,
but my top students
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might disagree.
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both: Top students?
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Yeah.
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They're late today.
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The tango masters
have arrived.
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Sorry we're late.
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Bubble Bass needed
clean underwear.
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Mother.
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Bubble Bass and his mom?
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That's right.
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Mother and I have won the
Undersea Tango Championship
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three years in a row.
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We're the best.
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But yet somehow, and without
warning, we're the best!
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I smell a dance-off.
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Insects first.
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Hmph.
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Ta-da.
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Well, try and out-tango that.
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Don't mind if we do.
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Huh?
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I said we're the best.
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Abrazo.
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Looks like someone
ordered a Bass sandwich.
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Well, that was fun.
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But I guess we're
not aggressive enough
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to be the best.
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Nobody is more
aggressive than us.
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They just have more practice.
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If only there was some way
we could cheat and show them
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who's really the best.
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Let's just go home, Sheldon.
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Here,
this fell out of your pocket.
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Ooh, it's my Ray-Ray ray,
the device
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that turns me into my alter
ego with great hair, Ray-Ray.
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That'll make me
more aggressive.
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Ooh, you're right, Plankton.
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My Ray-Ray is the only one
who could take charge of this.
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Hold still.
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It's Ray-Ray, baby.
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Oops.
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Sorry, wrong old man.
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It's Ray-Ray, baby.
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Looks like someone ordered
a cold plate of revenge.
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With extra humiliation.
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Tango rematch, honey.
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No.
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Whoo!
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Whoa!
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Whoo!
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Go, Ray-Ray, go.
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I want to hate the
Planktons, but they're so good.
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Oh, there, there, there.
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He dances like an angel.
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Of death.
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By the tango vested in me,
I pronounce Karen and Ray-Ray
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my top students, honey.
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We did it, Ray-Ray.
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We're the best.
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Happy birthday,
Karen-cakes, top of the world.
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Now for the big finish.
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Oh, no.
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Too much friction.
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Oh my--
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My legs!
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Sorry, that's my line.
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Here, Plankton,
you can borrow my legs.
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No, thanks.
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Mine are growing back already.
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Thank you, Karen.
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It takes two to tango.
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Come here, Ray-Ray.
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all: The name's Ray-Ray, baby.
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both: Uh-oh.