- Are you ready, kids?
kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
[flute plays]
[whimsical music]
♪ ♪
- Hello. I am Hans.
And welcome to Fishy Fairy Tales.
Now where were we?
Oh, yes. Here.
Mm-hmm. [coughs]
Und now for a classic fairy tale
called "Snow Yellow und the Seven Jellies."
"Once upon a time, there was a happy little prince,
and his name was Snow Yellow."
- Hi. Whoa!
- Whoopsie-daisy.
Get back in there, you cuckoo.
- [giggles]
- "Prince Snow Yellow lived in a castle
with Queen Karen, his evil Step-Motherboard."
- I'm the villain in this story.
Ain't that a hoot? [cackles]
[thunder claps]
- Our story begins on a beautiful day
just like any other.
- [humming] [clams cooing]
- Good morning, my loyal subjects.
[townsfolk screaming]
[laughs] I love you all.
♪ Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah ♪
Here are some priceless royal jewels for you...
- [babbles] - And you.
- Huh. - And you and you.
- [honks] Mm.
- [gulps] Ah.
- ♪ Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah ♪
[sputtering]
Hellooo, Wishing Well!
- Hellooo, Wishing Well!
- Ready for our morning duet?
- ♪ I-I-I'm ready ♪
- Ahem.
♪ I'm a well-wisher ♪
- ♪ I'm a well-wisher ♪
- ♪ Wishing you well ♪
- ♪ Wishing Well? ♪
- ♪ Yes? ♪
- ♪ I wish you ♪ both: ♪ Well ♪
- ♪ I wish you well ♪
♪ Wishes of wishing you well ♪ - [groans]
- ♪ Wishes of wishing you well ♪
- [grunts] - ♪ I wish you well ♪
♪ Wishes of wishing you ♪ - [groans]
both: ♪ Wishing you ♪
- Ouch.
- Snow Yellow!
No singing until I've had my morning update!
[beeping, buzzing]
Ah, forget it.
- Oh.
Sorry, Queen Stepmommy.
[grunts]
Where is she getting all of these glass shoes?
- Hey, Prince!
Start scrubbing those royal commodes,
or you don't eat today.
- Yay, toilet duty!
- Say, why do you look so square all of a sudden?
[beeping]
- My big boy edges just grew in.
Thanks for noticing.
- [gasps]
- Oh!
♪ Bye, Queen Stepmommy ♪
- Ugh!
[wheels squeaking]
Magic mirror on my wall,
who's the squarest of them all?
- You, my Queen, are square, 'tis true.
But Snow Yellow is the squarest,
uh, boop-boop-bee-doo.
- [groans] I knew it!
- No, you didn't.
You didn't know anything until I told--
what?
- [grumbles]
If I wanna stay the squarest in the land,
I need to de-squarify Prince Snow Yellow.
But how?
[video game music] - [gasps]
Aah!
[sobbing]
- Oh. That works for me.
Huntsman?
- Hmm.
- Huntsman? - [gasps]
My Queen doth summon me!
[panting]
[gasping]
You called for my personage-- mwah, mwah--
my most--mwah--perfectly square Royal Highness?
- You are to take the Prince into the forest
and snip off his square corners.
- Aah! But, my Queen,
I could never do something like that.
I'm a truffle hunter, not a sponge slicer.
- Okay then.
I'll cut off your corners!
- Aah! Aah! Aah!
- [gulps]
Would you like those sponge corners
thick cut or deli sliced?
- Gooooo!
- Yes, my Queen! [shrieking]
- Even though the task was a pain in the rump,
the Huntsman pursued Snow Yellow...
- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ - Like a cowardly chump.
- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪ - [gasping]
Moderate thy haste, my Prince.
You're frolicking too fast.
I cannot keep up.
- Uh-oh.
Looks like someone skipped their second breakfast.
Let me look in my satchel here.
[menacing music]
- [laughs darkly] [bell dings]
[gasps] - Here we go.
A royal Krabby Patty
on a golden platter.
[angelic vocalizing]
- [groans dreamily]
- And it's all for you.
[horn blares] - You're too kind to mutilate.
I can't do it!
- Oh, uh,
how about with cheese?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
The Queen wants me to cut off your corners
so she can be the squarest in the land.
- [screams] What?
Why?
Where?
When?
La la la la la la la la la la!
Nuh-uhhhh!
[gasps]
- Run, my sweet Prince.
Hide in the woods and never come back!
Leave thy Krabby Patty, though.
Run!
[wails]
Run!
- [panting]
I don't wanna be round.
I want to stay square!
[thunder crashing]
[wolves howling] What?
[panting]
[screaming]
Oh.
Wahhh!
[grunting]
Whoa!
Huh?
[gasps]
Oh, no!
The deep dark woods!
[horn honks] Aw.
They're not that scary as long as you--
[evil laughter]
[screams]
[creatures growling, chainsaw whirring]
Aah!
[suspenseful music]
Yaaah!
My, what a cute little hive.
Maybe I can hive in the hide.
Or hide in the--hive in the--
hide for a while.
Hello?
Is anybody home?
I need some eyes on the inside
to make sure it's safe.
[blows] Come on, baby.
Papa needs a new place to live.
Bam!
Wow, it looks like tiny people live here.
It's so cute but such a mess.
- [snarling]
Ah.
Mon cherie. Ho-ho-ho.
- Oh, no, you don't.
I'm gonna need these.
[gulps]
Aww, seven little chairs, each with a name.
But this place is a dump.
It's really a shame.
It would make a perfect hideaway.
Say, maybe if I clean it,
they'll let me stay.
Hooray!
Toilet duty!
♪ Now there's just one thing, with a ring-a-ding-ding ♪
♪ To get in the swing while you work, you-- ♪
[creatures warbling]
That's right--warble!
[warbling]
[all warbling]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[straining]
Oh, well.
If it gets tough and your energy is sapped,
sometimes it's best to take a nap.
- [laughs deviously]
- [snores]
- "While the Prince took a quick nappy-poo,
"the seven jellies who live
in the hive were happily at work."
[jellies buzzing happily]
♪ ♪
[together] ♪ We mine flowers of the sea ♪
♪ So we can make sweet jelly ♪
- ♪ And I can make me money ♪
- ♪ This pollen sure smells funny ♪
[sneezes]
[jellies buzzing happily]
Aah!
- [grunts]
[all groan]
- Hmm? - Meow.
- Ow! - Eek!
- [gasps]
[groans] - [laughs]
- Meow? - Huh?
[laughter]
[clock chimes]
- [cuckoos] Stop working, ya morons.
It's 5:00!
[spits] [bell dings]
Bingo!
- Woo-hoo! - Hurray!
- Whoo-hoo! - Yahoo!
- Whoo-hoo! - Ho-ho!
[jellies buzzing happily]
- "When the seven jellies got home..."
[alarm blares] both: Aah!
- "They did not expect to find
a snoring monster in their kitchen."
- [snores]
[dramatic music]
- Attack!
all: Yeah!
- [snores]
[mutters dazedly] [creatures gasp]
[all gasp, groan]
- Whoo!
How do you... [exclaiming] Do?
You must be the owners of this lovely little hive.
- That's right. My name is--
- No, don't tell me.
I saw your names on your adorable little chairs.
Let me guess.
You must be Nutty.
- Yee-haw!
You hit the bull's-eye there.
- And you're Krusty!
[chimes jangle]
- Jackpot! [chortles]
- Op. - Puffy.
- That is correct.
- Dummy.
- Duuuh.
- Gimme that.
Cooty.
- You're darn tootin'!
[chuckles]
Aah!
- Meow. - And Gary.
- Meow.
- The question is, who are you?
And what are you doing in our house?
- And you must be
Drippy.
[giggles]
Nice to... [groaning] Meet ya.
I'm Snow Yellow.
[jellies gasp] both: Snow Yellow?
- The Prince?
- Yes, and I'm in a dangerous pickle.
It all started when--
- Pickle?
- It all started when... mirror!
- "While the Prince tells..." - Snip! Snip!
- "His harrowing story to the jellies,
"the Huntsman was feeding lies to the Queen
"about cutting off the Prince's corners.
And she ate it up with great relish."
- Magic mirror on the wall,
now who's the squarest one of--
- Save your breath.
The Prince is still square.
- What?
- The Huntsman is lying,
if you weren't aware.
- Lying?
I have never been so offended in my--
[shrieks]
[knives shinging]
Uh, who are you gonna believe,
me or some loopy looking glass?
- I believe you, of course.
- Phew.
- I believe you're alligator bait.
- Huh? Wah!
No! No!
[alligator chomping] No! Aah!
[whimpering]
- If you want someone cut right,
you have to cut 'em yourself.
[cackles]
The Prince will never recognize me
in this wacky getup.
Oop. [laughs]
Uh.
[mysterious music]
♪ ♪
I'll dip this ball of poison chum
in a candy coating that no one can resist.
[cackles]
- "So Queen Karen snuck away
to the seven jellies' hive and"--ow!
- I can turn my own pages, thank you.
Ugh!
[jellies buzzing happily]
[light music]
- Thanks so much for letting me crash here a while.
I'll grill jelly patties for dinner.
[all cheer]
[jellies buzzing happily]
Goodbye. See ya tonight.
- Meow. - Uh--
[groaning]
I'll miss you too, Gary.
- Meow-meow.
♪ Mow-mow-mow, mow-mow-mow ♪
- Peekaboo! - [screams]
- Hello, my sickeningly square friend.
May I use your restroom?
- Of course.
I'm sure the jellies wouldn't mind.
[humming] [toilet flushes]
- I see you've made a delicious dinner.
Can I interest you in a mouthwatering chum ball
to go with that?
- Whoa. Eee.
Thank you, kind crone.
But I don't like chum.
- But my chum balls are dipped in candy.
Ooh.
Num-num-num-num-num.
Mmm, chummy. [giggles]
Hey?
- Oh, I guess a little nibble wouldn't hurt.
[gulps] Hey.
That actually tastes pretty good.
- Now you'll be in a dehydrated sleep forever.
And I'll be the squarest in the land.
[cackles]
- ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪
Duh, forgot my pickax.
Huh?
An evil witch?
- [screams]
- Duh, wait a minute.
Pricey hairband,
removable snoot,
party hat?
You're not an evil witch.
[alarm blares] You're an evil queen!
- Keep quiet, you fool!
- [chomps] - Aah! Get back here!
- [grunts]
Duhhhh!
[jellies buzzing happily]
[all groaning]
[together] The Queen?
- Snow Yellow is in trouble!
- Meow!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, aah!
[all whining worriedly]
- Whoa!
all: Snow Yellow?
[dramatic music]
- The Queen dried him out.
And I think she ate all our jelly patties!
[burps]
Bad Queen went that-a-way.
- Let's hog-tie that royal pain in the caboose.
♪ ♪
[siren wails] Aah!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I have to get away from those jelly brains.
[panting]
[all snarling]
- See ya in the next fairy tale.
♪ ♪
[cackles]
[jellies yelling angrily]
[both roar]
- Yah! Uh!
[all scream]
- [screaming gibberish]
[groans]
- Whoa! Whoa, magic mirror on the wall--
- All right.
You're the squarest-- jumpin' jellies!
- Huh? [all snarling]
[all scream]
Nyah! Time to hit my escape key.
[all scream]
- Aah! Story time's over.
- [groaning]
Why did I put in stairs?
Ugh! [jellies shouting indistinctly]
[gasps]
[thunder rumbles] [whimpers]
Aah! Aah!
[suspenseful music]
Uh...
[buzzing]
- Gotcha. - Uh, no.
I've got you!
Time to mush these jellies into marmalade.
[all gasp]
[epic music]
all: Ah!
- [cackles]
Screwdrivers?
Wha--what are you doing?
[jellies mumbling indistinctly]
Not my screws!
- Magic mirror off the wall,
who's the fastest one of all?
♪ Me ♪
[chuckles] [brick whistling]
Oh, great.
Seven years bad luck.
Ugh.
- Oh!
I was the squarest. I was the squarest.
Oh, what a world.
[sobs]
- Well then. Cannot turn the page now, can you?
"While still under the Queen's sleeping spell,
"the seven jellies placed the Prince in a sponge dish
to keep him from getting moldy."
[all crying]
[all sobbing]
- [wails]
[both sob]
- [crying]
- Meow!
- I'm ready!
all: Hooray!
[all gasp in horror]
- Snow Yellow?
You're still alive!
- And naked. Eee.
- I sure am.
You little jellies saved my--whoa!
- EH, put these on, boy-o.
- Oh. Thanks, Krusty.
You little jellies saved my sponge.
- You're darn tootin'.
We took that rotten Queen apart--bolt by bolt.
She won't bother you no more.
[laughs]
- In that case,
you can all crash at my hive.
[giggles]
all: Hooray.
Aww. [crackling]
[sizzling]
- Hooray!
- [cheering]
- A-one, two, three, four.
[bright music]
[gentle string music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
[giggles]
- [chuckles]
[together] ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪
♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪
- Huzzah!
[together] ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz ♪ - Whoo! [laughs]
[all buzzing happily]
[together] ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪
- [vocalizes]
- [vomits]
- [laughs]
[cheering]
- Yes, indeed.
"And they all lived happily ever"--
ow! My finger!
[whimpering]