1 00:00:09,393 --> 00:00:10,492 [bubbling] 2 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,661 [clams chirping] 3 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:16,331 [yawns] 4 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:19,168 -Good morning to me. -♪ pleasant music plays ♪ 5 00:00:19,336 --> 00:00:20,602 [grunts] 6 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,945 Ah, a perfect shade of red. 7 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:36,785 -What?! What is that? -♪ tense music plays ♪ 8 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:40,189 [yelps] What's on my head? 9 00:00:40,324 --> 00:00:41,523 -[whacks] -[groans] 10 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:44,426 [whimpering] 11 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:47,262 [screams] 12 00:00:47,331 --> 00:00:48,997 What's this on my head? 13 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:51,166 I don't want to get involved! 14 00:00:54,338 --> 00:00:56,305 What's this on my head? 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,273 Don't hurt me! Please! 16 00:00:58,442 --> 00:00:59,508 [gibbering] 17 00:01:01,212 --> 00:01:03,345 What's this on my head? 18 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,214 I don't know! I'm just a kid! 19 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:07,216 Leave me alone! 20 00:01:08,119 --> 00:01:09,651 [growls] 21 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:12,020 [roars] 22 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:14,189 [grunts] 23 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:15,390 Oops. 24 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,860 SpongeBob? 25 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,661 Oh. Hi, Patrick. 26 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:22,464 Oh, SpongeBob! You gotta help me! 27 00:01:22,566 --> 00:01:24,900 What's this on my head? 28 00:01:25,069 --> 00:01:26,735 [grunts] 29 00:01:26,871 --> 00:01:28,303 Let's take a look-see. 30 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,474 Now let's see here. 31 00:01:32,543 --> 00:01:34,843 [sniffs] Nothing unusual. 32 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,914 [throbbing] 33 00:01:39,049 --> 00:01:41,350 That's within normal range. 34 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,752 And just a little biopsy. 35 00:01:43,888 --> 00:01:45,921 ♪ quirky music plays ♪ 36 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:50,325 [mouths] Hair! Hair! Hair! 37 00:01:50,427 --> 00:01:52,427 Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! 38 00:01:52,563 --> 00:01:53,595 [gasps] 39 00:01:54,565 --> 00:01:56,698 Patrick! It's a hair! 40 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,934 Congratulations, buddy! 41 00:01:59,103 --> 00:02:01,770 Mwah! You've grown your first hair! 42 00:02:01,939 --> 00:02:03,572 A hair? 43 00:02:04,175 --> 00:02:05,274 Only one? 44 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:06,508 Uh-huh! 45 00:02:06,577 --> 00:02:08,544 But, boy, is it a big one. 46 00:02:08,679 --> 00:02:10,846 No. I don't like it. 47 00:02:10,948 --> 00:02:12,681 What can I do about it? 48 00:02:12,783 --> 00:02:15,184 Well, why not go to the barber shop? 49 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,019 Butcher shop? 50 00:02:18,122 --> 00:02:19,221 That's right. 51 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:20,889 It's like a butcher shop for hair! 52 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,892 Hurry! To the hair butcher! 53 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:24,960 [bubbling] 54 00:02:27,531 --> 00:02:30,299 Look! A giant candy cane! 55 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:32,234 Wait, Patrick! No! 56 00:02:35,873 --> 00:02:36,872 Blegh! 57 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:39,141 This tastes awful! 58 00:02:39,276 --> 00:02:41,577 [moans] 59 00:02:42,213 --> 00:02:43,612 [grunts] 60 00:02:43,714 --> 00:02:46,648 [yelling] 61 00:02:46,817 --> 00:02:47,783 [groans] 62 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,117 [weary sigh] 63 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:52,221 [moans weakly] 64 00:02:53,057 --> 00:02:54,256 [scissors clanking] 65 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:55,958 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 66 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:57,559 [buzzing] 67 00:02:57,728 --> 00:02:58,560 [whimpers] 68 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:00,262 [razor clangs] 69 00:03:00,831 --> 00:03:03,298 -[screams, whimpers] -♪ tense musical stinger ♪ 70 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:07,903 Patrick Star, welcome to the barbershop! 71 00:03:07,972 --> 00:03:11,473 ♪ pleasant music playing ♪ 72 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:13,809 Thanks! I thought I lost those! 73 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:14,843 [razor clangs] 74 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,646 [wincing] 75 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:20,315 My leg! 76 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:23,352 [buzzing] 77 00:03:25,923 --> 00:03:28,123 Amazing! 78 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,525 SpongeBob, I'm scared. 79 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:31,760 Aw, don't worry. 80 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:35,264 This is where guys go to get groomed. 81 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,531 Yes, sir! 82 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:39,835 Groomed and perfumed. 83 00:03:39,937 --> 00:03:41,169 [grunts] 84 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:42,537 Ahh! 85 00:03:43,107 --> 00:03:44,006 [grunts] 86 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,208 [sizzles] 87 00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:48,543 Aaaaa... 88 00:03:48,679 --> 00:03:50,545 mazing! 89 00:03:53,117 --> 00:03:54,549 Next. 90 00:03:57,288 --> 00:03:59,054 Uh-uh. 91 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:03,625 [sighs] You'll get a lollipop when you're done. 92 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:08,063 Chop away, Mr. Hair Butcher, sir! 93 00:04:08,866 --> 00:04:10,532 How would you like it? 94 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:11,700 Off. 95 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:12,834 Easy enough. 96 00:04:14,872 --> 00:04:16,405 What the... 97 00:04:21,245 --> 00:04:24,713 -[growls] -♪ tense music plays ♪ 98 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:32,087 [grunting] 99 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,692 Your hair is a worthy adversary. 100 00:04:37,394 --> 00:04:39,861 But it's no match for my... 101 00:04:39,997 --> 00:04:42,998 five fingers of trim! 102 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:46,668 ♪ action music plays ♪ 103 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,340 [coughs] 104 00:04:52,076 --> 00:04:53,241 [moans] 105 00:04:53,344 --> 00:04:54,776 [laughing] 106 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,446 ♪ tense music plays ♪ 107 00:04:57,581 --> 00:04:58,580 [groans] 108 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:01,683 [growls] 109 00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:03,618 [buzzing] 110 00:05:03,754 --> 00:05:07,422 Hmm. What can we do besides cutting it? 111 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,091 You can style it. 112 00:05:09,193 --> 00:05:11,960 My wife owns a beauty salon next door. 113 00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:14,563 Great! We'll get it styled. 114 00:05:14,698 --> 00:05:17,632 I'll take that lollipop now. 115 00:05:17,768 --> 00:05:21,303 Sorry. No cut, no lolly. 116 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:26,375 I don't think my hair and I heard you correctly. 117 00:05:26,443 --> 00:05:29,478 I-I said t-take all you want. 118 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:31,546 Okay! 119 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,482 Now we're talkin'! 120 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:35,584 [chomps] 121 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:38,086 ♪ pleasant music plays ♪ 122 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:45,994 Patrick Star, welcome to the beauty salon! 123 00:05:46,163 --> 00:05:49,765 Where beauties get beautified beautifully. 124 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,266 [whirring] 125 00:05:55,806 --> 00:05:58,507 Brad and Veronica are back together? 126 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:00,442 No way! 127 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,279 SpongeBob... 128 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:08,417 I wanna be beautiful! 129 00:06:08,519 --> 00:06:11,319 Welcome. I'm Florence. 130 00:06:11,488 --> 00:06:14,322 What can I do for you, sweeties? 131 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:17,692 I can't do a thing with my hair. 132 00:06:17,861 --> 00:06:20,662 You've come to the right place, dear. 133 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:23,832 And what about you, buttercup? 134 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:26,468 Oh, I'm just here for follicle support. 135 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,604 So, what were you thinking? 136 00:06:29,773 --> 00:06:31,506 Oh, I never think. 137 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:35,210 [laughs] Well, let's try some things. 138 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:38,780 The Corkscrew. 139 00:06:38,949 --> 00:06:40,382 The French Curve. 140 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,017 The Lightning Bolt. 141 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,452 The Finial. 142 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:44,886 The Spiral Jetty. 143 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,388 Stairway to Heaven. 144 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:47,722 The Split Ends. 145 00:06:47,858 --> 00:06:49,124 The Infinity. 146 00:06:49,226 --> 00:06:50,292 The Spork! 147 00:06:50,394 --> 00:06:51,493 The Frozen Yogurt. 148 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:52,861 The Worm. 149 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,996 The Beehive. 150 00:06:55,132 --> 00:06:58,733 This is it! I want the Be Hind! 151 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,303 The Beehive. 152 00:07:01,405 --> 00:07:03,338 Excellent choice. 153 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,675 What happened to your friend? 154 00:07:08,312 --> 00:07:10,245 [chuckles] There you are. 155 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:13,014 What do you think of my new hairdo? 156 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,684 It's called The Be Hind. 157 00:07:15,819 --> 00:07:19,754 [wheezing] 158 00:07:22,326 --> 00:07:26,328 I love your new 'do! 159 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,662 Come on, buddy. 160 00:07:27,731 --> 00:07:30,499 Let's take it out for a spin. 161 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,569 So long. Come again. 162 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:35,604 Nice work, honey. 163 00:07:35,739 --> 00:07:37,539 I see you gave him The Be Hind. 164 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,242 Oh, come here, you. 165 00:07:40,744 --> 00:07:42,577 Mwah! 166 00:07:45,349 --> 00:07:47,349 [singer] ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 167 00:07:47,451 --> 00:07:48,917 Check him out! 168 00:07:49,853 --> 00:07:51,553 It's my friend's new 'do. 169 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,421 Isn't it beautiful? 170 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,890 We're best friends, y'know. 171 00:07:55,025 --> 00:07:56,892 Yeah, that's right. 172 00:07:57,027 --> 00:07:58,860 His hair is coiffed. 173 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:01,263 He's got that blinding beauty! 174 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,599 Let's all get behind The Be Hind. 175 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:05,600 [bubbling] 176 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,235 [sighs] Well, pal. 177 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,939 We've walked all over town showing off your new hairstyle. 178 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,041 I think the next thing is to sign you up 179 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:14,476 with a modeling agency. 180 00:08:14,611 --> 00:08:17,312 Okay. But I won't do catalogs. 181 00:08:17,447 --> 00:08:19,714 [growling] 182 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:21,716 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 183 00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:23,585 [chomping] 184 00:08:25,222 --> 00:08:29,124 [jellybees crying] 185 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:32,160 -Oh, Patrick. -♪ sad music plays ♪ 186 00:08:32,329 --> 00:08:35,597 Those poor jellybees have lost their hive. 187 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:38,900 -Isn't it catastrophic? -Yes. 188 00:08:39,002 --> 00:08:42,270 It's a cat in the tropics, all right. 189 00:08:42,406 --> 00:08:43,572 [jellybees crying] 190 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:44,839 [jellybees] Huh? 191 00:08:44,975 --> 00:08:47,075 ♪ hopeful music plays ♪ 192 00:08:47,177 --> 00:08:48,944 [jellybees buzzing] 193 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:53,114 SpongeBob? What are they doing? 194 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:58,153 Oh, your Be Hind reminds them of home. 195 00:08:58,255 --> 00:08:59,354 Huh? 196 00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:03,758 [licks] 197 00:09:03,927 --> 00:09:06,261 Mmm, jelly. 198 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:10,465 The jellybees are rewarding you for giving them a new home. 199 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:13,268 I am so proud of you, pal. 200 00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:15,971 [chomping] 201 00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:16,972 [buzzing] 202 00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:22,844 Patrick! Those jellybees are lifting your Be Hind. 203 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,114 Uh! But it's attached to my head! 204 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:27,949 Woop! I gotcha. 205 00:09:28,118 --> 00:09:29,284 Oh, thanks, buddy. 206 00:09:29,386 --> 00:09:30,318 [buzzing] 207 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:33,054 Uh-oh. 208 00:09:35,058 --> 00:09:39,494 Hey, Sarge, is that the target for our cannon practice? 209 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:41,563 Uhh, I don't know. Maybe. 210 00:09:41,732 --> 00:09:43,898 Better play it safe and blast it down. 211 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:49,571 [cannons firing] 212 00:09:50,407 --> 00:09:51,406 [groans] 213 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,174 [yelps] 214 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,377 Hey! They're firing at us! 215 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,545 Patrick, I know you love your hair, 216 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,881 but you're gonna have to let it... 217 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:02,150 -[explodes] -...go! 218 00:10:02,219 --> 00:10:04,486 Huh? How do I do that? 219 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:07,489 Maybe if you say the words "let go" three times 220 00:10:07,557 --> 00:10:08,590 with a lot of feeling? 221 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:09,758 Okay. 222 00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:12,827 Let go. Let go. Let go. 223 00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,896 ♪ tender music plays ♪ 224 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,435 [Patrick] Goodbye, Be Hind. 225 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,338 It was the right thing to do... 226 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,572 or was it? 227 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,742 [screaming] 228 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:29,411 [grunts] 229 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:33,415 [sighs] I miss my Be Hind already. 230 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,517 I know, buddy. 231 00:10:35,619 --> 00:10:36,618 But look! 232 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,852 All that experience 233 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:39,788 has put a hair on your chest! 234 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:41,289 Huh? 235 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,259 So, what were you thinking with this hair, sweetie? 236 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,295 Oh, I never think. 237 00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:51,533 [laughing]