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- SquarePants and Star
Babysitting?

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Oh, please.

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What do you two nitwits know
about taking care of babies?

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- Just watch.

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- Huh?

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[panting]

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- Safety pin.

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Ointment.

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- Doo-doo.

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[cries]

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[sucks]

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- Aw, such a good
wittle squiddy.

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- No one in their right mind

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would ever hire you
as babysitters.

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- Yoo-hoo!
Babysitters!

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I could use
some babysitters here.

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- Oh, boy!

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[bang]

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- [screams]

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[groans]

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- SquarePants and Star
babysitters at your service.

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- We sit on babies.

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- Not literally.

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- Yeah, not in Italy.

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- Now you kids behave,
and listen to the babysitters.

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Bye, now.

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- Bye.

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[overlapping chatter]

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- Whoa!

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A whole legion
of little darlings.

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All right, Patrick.

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You take the east flank,
I'll take the west,

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and we'll try to establish
a nap zone in the middle.

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- [laughs]

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These babies
are no match for my...

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Toddler Style.

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[grunting]

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[continues grunting]

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[groans]

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[babies crying]

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[grunting]

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[babies gasp]

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[babies giggling]

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[groaning]

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[hollering]

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[babies crying]

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[babies screaming]

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[chewing]

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- [babbling]

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- [panicked grunts]

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[continues babbling]

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- [screams]

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- [chattering]

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- [exhales]

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[babies crying]

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[babies cheering]

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[whistles]

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Bring her down!

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- [grunting]

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[vacuum hums]

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[babies murmuring]

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[babies babbling]

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- Yeah.

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both: Shh!

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- [humming]

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- And they all lived
happily ever after

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inside an oyster shell.

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- Aww.

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Thank you,
SquarePants and Star.

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- Babysitters!

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- Skinny or chunky!
Clean or funky!

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- We won't get paid
if your kid's mislaid.

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- Oh, boys.
Right here.

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Oh, I could use a babysitter.

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- Ooh!
- Hey!

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While you go out
and dance and revel...

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- We will watch
your little devil.

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- Yes!

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Ooh, thank you.

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Thank you.

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- Hey, where's the baby?

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- She's inside!

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I'm free, I'm free.

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[cackles]

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- Hm.

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[confused mutters]

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- Baby.

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Baby?

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- Is this the baby?

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- No, I don't think so.

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- Huh.
Ooh.

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This looks like
a nice baby girl.

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- She's nice,
but she's not a baby.

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Wait a minute.

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Aww, I found the baby.

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[scary music]

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- [yelps]

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It's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen.

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- Patrick, all babies
are beautiful.

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Even the ugly ones.

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Hey, we don't know
what the baby's name is.

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- She looks like she's
been in the tub too long.

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Let's call her Baby Prunes.

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- What a pretty name.
Little Baby Prunes.

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[laughing]

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- [screams]

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Who are you?
Where's Lazy Mary?

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- The baby can talk!

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- Help, help!
It's a robbery!

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- No, Patrick.

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Baby Prunes is just mimicking
what she's heard.

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It's just baby talk.
She's babbling.

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- I'm not babbling,
you boneheads.

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- Din-din time.

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Here comes the airplane.

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[mimicking train]

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[gulps]

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Yum.

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Playtime!

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[grunting]

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Kids love to build things
with blocks.

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- Heh. Oh, I'll build
something all right...

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[harmonica music]

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- Whoa, Patrick,
we've been playing in here

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for three hours.
Better check on Baby Prunes.

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You know what's
the best part of playing jail?

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- No.
- Jail break!

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- Jail break!

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[grunting]

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- I gotta pick this lock
and get outta here.

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- Oh, there you are.

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Come on, come on.

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- Nap time.

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- [grunting]

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Put me down,
you yellow scouring pad!

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Unhand me!

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No.

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Get me out of here.

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[mumbling]

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- [vocalizing]

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- [grumbling]

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- Oh, who's a colicky baby?

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It's you.
Coochie coochie coo!

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I'll go up and prepare a bath

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for Baby Prunes
for when she wakes up.

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- Okay, while you're doing
that, I'll just space out.

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- [grunting]

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- Hm.
Strange.

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There don't seem to be
any baby items in here.

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Okay, pills, pills, dentures,
more pills, hemorrhoid cream.

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Ew.

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Happy birthday to mother
on her 137th birthday.

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Aww.

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[gasps]
137th birthday?

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[panting]

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Oh, Baby Prunes isn't a baby!
She's an old lady!

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- [snarling]

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Ah, come on.

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- [mumbling]

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Is that a puppy I hear?

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I didn't know they had a puppy.

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What is it, puppy?

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You want to go out?

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- [grunting]

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Arf!
Arf, arf!

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- Here you go, puppy.

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- So long, sucker!

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[laughs]

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[barks]

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- The puppy knows
baby talk, too.

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- Patrick, she's not a baby!

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[grunting]

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Where's Baby Prunes?

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- I don't know.
I just let the puppy out.

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- That was no puppy.
That was an old lady.

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An old lady that we're
responsible for.

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both: [yelling]

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- If you were an old lady,
where would you go?

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- I don't know.
Back in time?

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- What about a sewing circle?

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- Yes, a sewing circle
back in time.

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[yelling]

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- Come on.

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[boom]

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Old Lady Prunes?

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all: Huh?

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- You seen a baby
that's really an old lady?

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- Oh, look, they have schmutz
on their faces.

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[gurgling]

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[hocking]

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- No, not that.

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- [whimpering]

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[overlapping chatter]

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- Ah! Where's
Baby Old Lady Prunes?

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[upbeat music]

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all: Yeah!

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- Yee-haw!
Lava-bunga!

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- Ahh!

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- I'm okay!

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- [laughs]

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both: Yeah!

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- Ah! What are you doing?
You don't have a parachute.

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- Parachutes are for babies.

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[laughs]

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[continues laughing]

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Oh, yeah!

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[grunts]

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[laughs]

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- Prunes!

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- Old Lady Prunes!

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- Old Lady Baby Prunes!

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[bell ringing]

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[punching]

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- [yelling]

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- Huh?

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[all grunt]

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- Well, if it isn't
my two babysitters.

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You humiliated me.

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- Prunes, you're alive.

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- And still talking baby talk.

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- Why I oughtta...

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both: [screaming]

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- Aww. Pruny wants to play.
Nice old lady.

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[grunting]

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- [laughs]

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[pounding]

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- [murmuring]

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[snoring]

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- Aww.

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Her boxing tuckered her out.

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[thud]

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- [humming]

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- Aww.

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both: Shh.

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- Ahh.
Another job well done.

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[sniffs]

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Uh, Patrick, I think
she needs to be changed.

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- No, that's me.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪