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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- [muttering]

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- Oh, boy!
A circus.

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Squidward, you didn't tell me
the circus was in town.

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[gasps]

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And it's in your house.

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[giggles]

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-Oh, good grief.
It's not a circus, you clown.

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It's an exterminator's
fumigation tent.

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Somebody's been feeding sea
urchins in this neighborhood,

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and they've infested my house.

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- [chuckles]

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Ooh, what's that up there?

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- Squidward's circus
is boring,

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and the cotton candy
is stale.

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[grunting]

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- [growls]

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It's not a circus,
and that's not cotton candy.

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D'oh, never mind.

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- Squidward, are you
going somewhere?

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- I'll be staying at a hotel
for the next few days

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for peace and quiet.

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-Goodbye!
-Bye!

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Seasons greetings!

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[festive music]

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♪ ♪

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both: [vocalizing]

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- [mutters]

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- Yes?

52
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- Uh, are you the manager?

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- No, I just play one on TV.

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I'd like a room.

55
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Well, lucky you.
We have one room left,

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but I just gave it away.

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- Well, how does
that make me lucky?

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- Because I just
gave it to you.

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- [mutters]

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- Would you like a bell boy?

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- Why yes, thank you.

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- Here's your bell, boy.

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[laughs]

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- [mutters]

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[exhales]

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Well, now, this
is very nice indeed.

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[sighs]

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Mm, this is heaven.

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- [laughing excitedly]

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- Hello?

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Anyone there?

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Hello?

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Hm.

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[exhales]

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- [yelling excitedly]

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- Hello?

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Did someone just come in?

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[both laughing excitedly]

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[both grunt]

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- Don't you just love playing
Hotel Slam And Run?

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- I enjoy its...

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intellectual challenge.

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[excited gibberish]

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- Huh?

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All right, I know I heard
something in here.

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[groans]

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Maybe I'm just
not relaxed enough.

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[smacks]

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Hmm.

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- Room service.
- [giggles]

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- Yes, hello. Do you have
the blue plate special today?

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- Blue plate?
Yes, we have that.

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Sir, all our plates are blue.

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[giggles]

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- Then I'll have that.

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- Oh, boys.

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- Yes?

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Thanks for filling in
on the phone.

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You may take the order
up to the room now.

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Here's your reward.

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[both barking]

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[knocking]

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- Room service.

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- Come in.

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[both shouting excitedly]

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- Squidward?

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What a happy surprise.

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- SpongeBob, aren't you
going to introduce me?

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- Oh, it's Squidward, Patrick,

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our next-door neighbor
and best friend.

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- Well, if you says so.

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- [growls]

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Get off me!

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What are you doing
in this hotel?

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- This hotel is hosting

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the annual
Jelly Fishing Convention.

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Jelly Fishing Convention?

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- Yes.

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And my room is over there.

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- And that's my room in there.

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both: Squidward's
in the middle!

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Squidward's in the middle!

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- Conga line!

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[both laughing]

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both: ♪ Squidward's
in the middle ♪

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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪

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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪

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- [panting]

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[exhales]

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all: ♪ Squidward's
in the middle ♪

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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪

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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪

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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪

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- You stay away from me.

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I don't want to see
either of you

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in any part of this hotel.

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[groans]

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I used to love the conga.

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Ahh, the hotel spa.

140
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Mm, this massage feels great.

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You have magic fingers.

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[exhales]

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both: Squidward!

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Magic fingers!

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- No!

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Stay away from me!

147
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- Huh.

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Oh, we really do
have magic fingers.

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- Oh, yes, I've still got
a dancer's body.

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One.

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Two.

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One.

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Two.

154
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Huh?

155
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both: Squidward!

156
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- Stay away from me.

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- Heave!
- Ho!

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- Heave!

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- No SpongeBob.

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No Patrick.

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[exhales]

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Ah, peace and quiet.

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[panicked shouts]

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both: Squidward!

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- Leave me alone!

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- Heave!
- Ho!

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[gargling]

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- [gasps]

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[sighs]

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Finally.

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[groans]

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[creepy musical flourish]

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[panting]

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[screaming]

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[yelling]

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[screaming]

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[yelling]

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[screaming]

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Hm.

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That's better.

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[screams]

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Stay away from me.

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I'm warning you.

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I want to be alone.

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[shudders]

186
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- Oh, well, if you
want to be alone,

187
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don't go into the room
behind you.

188
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Wait, are you two
in there already?

189
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- No, silly.

190
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That's where the jelly fishing
convention is.

191
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- Welcome, Jelly Fisher.

192
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You must be a newbie.

193
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- Huh?

194
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[stammering]

195
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- Jelly Fishing!
Whoo-hoo!

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[cheering]

197
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- [groans]

198
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- Welcome, newbie!

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- [screams]

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- Jelly hug.

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- [yells]

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Hm?

203
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Nooooooooooo!

204
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All: Jelly Fishing.
Jelly Fishing.

205
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Jelly Fishing.

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- [muttering]

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- [gasps]

208
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- [muttering]

209
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both: Hi, Squidward.

210
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- Squidward,
everyone loves you.

211
00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:05,482
Are you having the funnest
fun fun fun time ever?

212
00:09:05,551 --> 00:09:07,172
- I am not fun.

213
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Everybody loves me so much,
they won't let me leave.

214
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- Hey, Squidward,
we love you, man.

215
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- You belong with us now.

216
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- Say, if I put
that dumb thing on,

217
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I can sneak out of here without
anybody knowing it's me.

218
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[grunts]

219
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[chuckles]
Goodbye, jelly-smellies.

220
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I'm outta here, and back
to peace and quiet in my room.

221
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[overlapping chatter]

222
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- All right, Jelly Fishers,

223
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it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.

224
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- [cheering]

225
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- Let the annual

226
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Jellyfish Mascot Hunt begin!

227
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,724
[cheering]

228
00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:06,034
- Jellyfish Mascot Hunt?

229
00:10:06,103 --> 00:10:07,965
[hollering]

230
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[yells]

231
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,103
[grunting]

232
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,103
[hollering]

233
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[grunting]

234
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,034
- Huh?
What's this?

235
00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:20,034
Zapper?

236
00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:20,827
[beep]

237
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,241
- Whoop whoop whoop!

238
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[screams]

239
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- Zap me.

240
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,517
[yells]

241
00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:31,241
- [laughs]
Zapper.

242
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[overlapping chatter]

243
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[grunting]

244
00:10:36,551 --> 00:10:39,931
[yelling]

245
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[zaps]

246
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:43,379
[zaps]

247
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both: Zap me!

248
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[zaps]

249
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,862
[zaps]

250
00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,241
[zaps]

251
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- [groans]

252
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both: Oh, boy!

253
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,172
[zaps]

254
00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:03,965
- [laughs]

255
00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:04,965
- Yes--

256
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:07,620
[zaps]

257
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:09,965
- Hello, Pest Control?

258
00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,758
I'm calling
from the Hotel Halibut.

259
00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:13,517
We've got a horrible
infestation

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of jelly fish...

261
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,586
fanatics.

262
00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,965
- More zaps.
- Zap me.

263
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:21,275
Send exterminators now!

264
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[sirens]

265
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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

267
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[all yelling]

268
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- I sure hope Squidward
got out okay.

269
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- Squidward?

270
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You must introduce me
some day.

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- Hm?

272
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- ♪ I've got peace and quiet ♪

273
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♪ I've got peace and quiet
Whoo ♪

274
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♪ I've got peace and quiet ♪

275
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[upbeat music]