- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[jazz music]
♪ ♪
- Wow, I never thought The Low Tides
would come to a backwater town like Bikini Bottom.
- Squidward, I didn't know you liked The Low Tides!
[grunting, groaning]
- Yeah, they're fine,
but that Clair St. Claire is the real talent!
They say his clarinet is so fancy,
it doesn't play any wrong notes!
- All right, enough nonsense! Listen up!
This here's the biggest concert
to come to Bikini Bottom in decades!
[sniffs]
You smell that, boyos?
- [sniffs]
Ooh! [giggles]
You smell like corn chips, Mr. Krabs!
-I just smell the toilets.
[flush] - Phew!
- Yeah, yeah. All that's in the air too,
along with the smell of money!
The show is sold out,
which means there's 30,000 fans in there.
And you are gonna sell a Krabby patty
to every single one of them!
- [gasps]
What a great way to make 30,000 new friends,
don't ya think Squidward, huh?
Hmm? Hmm?
Don't you? - [groans]
And what are you going to do while we work all day?
- Glad you asked, Mr. Squidward.
I will be taking the toughest job of all.
I'll be sneaking onstage
to unfurl this here banner behind the band.
[mimics fanfare]
- "The Krusty Krab.
"Krabby patties are yummy. Please your face.
Tonight would be great."
That's the worst advertisement I've ever seen.
[groans]
- What do you know about celebrity endorser-mints?
Just get in there and sell me patties!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[audience clamoring]
- Oh, boy!
SpongeBob and Squidward, working side by side!
The two amigos, patty purveyors,
the delicious duo.
- Backstage, huh?
[moans, clamoring]
- Mr. Squidward, you're on in two minutes!
- [groans] Mm-hmm.
- Ladies and gentlemen, it's The Low Tides
with their special guest, Squidward Tentacles!
[cheers]
[big band music]
♪ ♪
[clarinet plays]
♪ ♪
all: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
♪ ♪
- Hmm. Huh?
- Concession Kings! Bun buddies forever!
- [groans] - Whoa!
- You know, SpongeBob, we would cover more ground
if we split up.
Why don't you sell to that half of the audience,
and I'll take this half!
- Mmm, well, I was looking forward
to spending the whole day with you.
- I know, I'm so disappointed.
- But that is a great idea, Squidward!
I love how you always put the Krusty Krabs's needs
before your own.
[laughs]
- Yes, I do, don't I? [chuckles]
Zip!
[hums, strains]
- Krabby patties!
Get your fresh, hot patties here!
- I'll take a Krabby Patty!
- Coming right up!
[grunting]
- Ooh! -Watch it!
- Your patty, sir!
- Hey, Snack Boy!
Krabby patty me!
- Yo! - What?
Hmm?
Hey, can I get some mustard here?
- Mustard for the mister! You got it!
[grunts]
all: Whoa!
- [squeals] Thanks, kiddo!
all: Huh?
[laughter]
[groaning]
- Hmm?
Easy as taking money from a baby.
[strains]
- No fans on the stage. Get back to your seat!
[Tommy Walker's "Charge"]
Whoa!
[laughter, groaning]
Whoa!
- Oh, man, I still can't believe your uncle Fred
was able to get us backstage passes.
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, if I can just find Clair St. Claire.
Oh, I'm sure he'd let a fellow Gob Stick aficionado
play his instrument.
Hmm?
Oh, excuse me, janitor,
do you know where the green room is?
- That depends. Where's your backstage pass?
- [whimpering] Oh, uh, it's right--
- Huh? Ooh!
[cheers]
- He's in the band!
[screams]
- Huh?
[screams]
[groans]
- [chuckles]
Oh, this must be it!
Okay. [clears throat]
Clair St. Claire? It is I, Squid--Patrick?
- Sorry, I don't know anyone named SquidPatrick.
- Patrick you idiot, what are you doing here?
- This is my room.
Did you not see the star on the door?
- [groans] Well, where's the green room?
I'm trying to find the band! - I don't know.
Hey, I'll bet my friend Stan does.
Yo, Stan!
[footsteps pounding, yells]
- You...
- Hey Stan, hey, could you show my friend
where the green room is?
- Don't worry. I'll take good care of him.
- [groans] - [laughs]
- Help me.
- Bye, SquidPatrick! Have fun!
[gulping]
- Hey, where's my patty?
[groans]
- Yeah, over here! - I want one!
- I'm a patty launching machine!
[laughs]
- Thank you, Patty Boy!
- It was nothing.
Nothing! I'm out of patties!
Well, I guess I just better make some more!
Yup!
[hums]
- Huh? - [hums]
[hums]
Fresh hot Krabby patties here!
Put a patty in your pie hole!
Huh?
- Ah!
- Oh, it looks like I fed my entire section.
Hmm?
[moans, groans]
[stomach rumbles]
[moans, groans]
Well, I guess Squidward wouldn't mind
if I sell a few patties in his section.
- [grunts]
[cackles]
They'll never look for me up here.
Hmm.
[grunts]
[audience cheers]
[chuckles]
[clamoring]
Oh! Whoa!
Oh!
Whoa!
[cheers]
- Eww! Yuck!
- Whoa! No, no, wait!
[yells, groans]
- Oh...
[spits]
- Yuck!
Who eats yogurt at a rock concert?
All right, where am-- [gasps]
The stage!
Oh, forget the green room!
That's Clair St. Claire's clarinet!
[chuckles]
- Ladies and gentlefish, polyps and fries!
Here's the band you've all been waiting for!
You know them! You love them!
It's The Low Tides!
[cheers and applause]
- Huh? [yells]
[whines]
[groans] Oh, oh, oh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[cheers]
[jazz music]
[piano plays]
- ♪ I was a lonely, lonely lad ♪
♪ Solitary soul ♪
♪ Didn't have the rock ♪
♪ And I didn't know how to roll ♪
♪ Joined me a band, singing on the stage ♪
♪ They was swooning and a-screaming ♪
♪ And now I'm all the rage ♪
♪ It's a feeding frenzy ♪
♪ Everybody wants a piece of me ♪
♪ It's a feeding frenzy ♪
♪ I can't get me no privacy ♪
♪ How am I gonna shake 'em? ♪ - Is it really him?
- ♪ The freaky fans found me ♪
♪ Man, they'll tear me limb from limb ♪
♪ They claw at my clothes, steal my shoes ♪
♪ Tear out my hair, I got nothing left to lose ♪
♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy ♪
♪ The kids can't get enough ♪
♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy ♪
♪ This rock-n-roll is getting rough ♪
[clarinet plays]
- [groans]
- Oh.
- Buddy, could you put down your phone?
You're blocking my shot!
♪ ♪
- Ah, looks like everyone has a patty.
- [burps]
- [yells] - Ow, ow.
Everyone but the band!
[whines]
Hmm. Oh!
Aha!
Must sell patties!
[beep, whirr]
[strains]
Huh?
Oh! Whoa!
- Ugh! - Whoa!
- [yells]
Whoa!
- [giggles]
There's no stopping me this time!
Here we go!
A-one, a-two. [beep]
Huh? Hey!
What's going on? Help!
[garbled speech]
[yells]
[sighs] Huh?
- Special delivery for The Low Tides!
- Huh? Whoa!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Oh! Hey!
[whimpers]
- [yells] - [whimpers]
[all scream]
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Come on!
- [screams]
- [groans]
Don't forget!
Brought to you by the Krusty Krab!
- The Krusty Krab. A crummy place to eat?
I didn't know they were serving us crummy food!
- Huh? [groans]
Oh, come on. [chuckles]
- Boo! Boo I say!
[booing] - Hey, no, no, no!
You don't understand!
It's not crummy! [groans]
It's yummy! It's--it's...
[booing]
[chuckles]
[clicking rhythmically] - Boo!
- Ooh, that's a hot beat, Mr. Krabs!
[nose flute plays]
♪ ♪
- Oh, they're pretty good!
- Yeah! Let's give them a chance!
♪ ♪
- All right, now for a little licorice stick!
[inhales]
- Squidward's got a clarinet! Run!
[screaming]
- [whimpers]
[clarinet plays]
♪ ♪
- I can't believe it!
This really is the greatest clarinet ever made!
And you're the greatest audience I've ever--oh!
[crickets chirp]
[groans]
Huh?
- Nice jam, baby.
- Validation?
Oh, thank you, Clair St. Claire!
Oh, this is the best day of my life!
I can die happy!
[sighs]
- Oh, no, you don't!
You're working tonight, and corpses can't collect cash!
- [groans]
- Well, still the best day of my life.
[happy music]
♪ ♪
- Krabby patties.
Get your krabby patties here.
Order up!
[yells]
Oops! Or down.
[laughs]
Top row, get your patties!
[groans]
[Gary meows]
A patty for Gary?
Goodnight.
Eat tight. Eat tight.
[laughs, snores]
[Gary yawns, snores]
["The Thieving Magpie" playing]
♪ ♪
[machine whirrs]
♪ ♪
[ding]
[sputter, hiss, beep]
♪ ♪
[ping]
[horns tooting]
♪ ♪
[machine whirrs]
♪ ♪
[engine revs]
♪ ♪
[no audio]
♪ ♪
- Huh? Hmm.
♪ ♪
- [snores]
♪ ♪
[glass shatters]
♪ ♪
- [pants]
Whew.
♪ ♪
[engine sputtering]
♪ ♪
- [snores]
♪ ♪
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[frantic music]
♪ ♪
[groans, screams]
♪ ♪
[burps]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[squeaking]
♪ ♪
[buzzing]
♪ ♪
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[no audio]
♪ ♪
[frantic music]
♪ ♪
[wind blows]
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[goofy music]
♪ ♪
[fanfare music]
[horn blares]
[goofy music]
♪ ♪
[no audio]
- [coughs]
[chokes, coughs]
Huh?
[chokes]
Huh? [whimpers]
[sighs]
- [snores]
- [screams]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪