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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[jazz music]

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♪ ♪

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- Wow,
I never thought The Low Tides

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would come to a backwater town
like Bikini Bottom.

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- Squidward, I didn't know
you liked The Low Tides!

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[grunting, groaning]

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- Yeah, they're fine,

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but that Clair St. Claire
is the real talent!

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They say his clarinet
is so fancy,

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it doesn't play
any wrong notes!

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- All right, enough nonsense!
Listen up!

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This here's the biggest concert

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to come to Bikini Bottom
in decades!

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[sniffs]

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You smell that, boyos?

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- [sniffs]

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Ooh!
[giggles]

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You smell like corn chips,
Mr. Krabs!

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-I just smell the toilets.

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[flush]
- Phew!

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- Yeah, yeah.
All that's in the air too,

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along with the smell of money!

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The show is sold out,

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which means there's
30,000 fans in there.

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And you are gonna sell
a Krabby patty

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to every single one of them!

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- [gasps]

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What a great way
to make 30,000 new friends,

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don't ya think Squidward, huh?

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Hmm?
Hmm?

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Don't you?
- [groans]

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And what are you going to do
while we work all day?

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- Glad you asked,
Mr. Squidward.

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I will be taking
the toughest job of all.

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I'll be sneaking onstage

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to unfurl this here banner
behind the band.

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[mimics fanfare]

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- "The Krusty Krab.

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"Krabby patties are yummy.
Please your face.

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Tonight would be great."

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That's the worst advertisement
I've ever seen.

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[groans]

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- What do you know about
celebrity endorser-mints?

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Just get in there
and sell me patties!

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

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[audience clamoring]

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- Oh, boy!

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SpongeBob and Squidward,
working side by side!

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The two amigos,
patty purveyors,

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the delicious duo.

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- Backstage, huh?

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[moans, clamoring]

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- Mr. Squidward,
you're on in two minutes!

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- [groans]
Mm-hmm.

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- Ladies and gentlemen,
it's The Low Tides

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with their special guest,
Squidward Tentacles!

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[cheers]

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[big band music]

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♪ ♪

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[clarinet plays]

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♪ ♪

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all: Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward!

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♪ ♪

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- Hmm.
Huh?

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- Concession Kings!
Bun buddies forever!

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- [groans]
- Whoa!

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- You know, SpongeBob,
we would cover more ground

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if we split up.

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Why don't you sell
to that half of the audience,

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and I'll take this half!

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- Mmm, well,
I was looking forward

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to spending
the whole day with you.

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- I know, I'm so disappointed.

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- But that is a great idea,
Squidward!

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I love how you always put
the Krusty Krabs's needs

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before your own.

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[laughs]

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- Yes, I do, don't I?
[chuckles]

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Zip!

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[hums, strains]

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- Krabby patties!

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Get your fresh,
hot patties here!

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- I'll take a Krabby Patty!

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- Coming right up!

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[grunting]

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- Ooh!
-Watch it!

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- Your patty, sir!

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- Hey, Snack Boy!

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Krabby patty me!

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- Yo!
- What?

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Hmm?

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Hey, can I get
some mustard here?

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- Mustard for the mister!
You got it!

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[grunts]

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all: Whoa!

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- [squeals]
Thanks, kiddo!

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all: Huh?

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[laughter]

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[groaning]

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- Hmm?

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Easy as taking money
from a baby.

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[strains]

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- No fans on the stage.
Get back to your seat!

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[Tommy Walker's "Charge"]

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Whoa!

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[laughter, groaning]

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Whoa!

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- Oh, man, I still can't
believe your uncle Fred

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was able to get us
backstage passes.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- Now, if I can just find
Clair St. Claire.

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Oh, I'm sure he'd let
a fellow Gob Stick aficionado

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play his instrument.

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Hmm?

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Oh, excuse me, janitor,

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do you know where
the green room is?

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- That depends.
Where's your backstage pass?

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- [whimpering]
Oh, uh, it's right--

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- Huh?
Ooh!

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[cheers]

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- He's in the band!

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[screams]

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- Huh?

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[screams]

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[groans]

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- [chuckles]

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Oh, this must be it!

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Okay.
[clears throat]

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Clair St. Claire?
It is I, Squid--Patrick?

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- Sorry, I don't know anyone
named SquidPatrick.

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- Patrick you idiot,
what are you doing here?

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- This is my room.

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Did you not see the star
on the door?

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- [groans]
Well, where's the green room?

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I'm trying to find the band!
- I don't know.

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Hey,
I'll bet my friend Stan does.

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Yo, Stan!

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[footsteps pounding, yells]

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- You...

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- Hey Stan, hey,
could you show my friend

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where the green room is?

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- Don't worry.
I'll take good care of him.

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- [groans]
- [laughs]

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- Help me.

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- Bye, SquidPatrick!
Have fun!

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[gulping]

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- Hey, where's my patty?

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[groans]

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- Yeah, over here!
- I want one!

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- I'm a patty
launching machine!

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[laughs]

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- Thank you, Patty Boy!

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- It was nothing.

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Nothing!
I'm out of patties!

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Well, I guess I just better
make some more!

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Yup!

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[hums]

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- Huh?
- [hums]

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[hums]

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Fresh hot Krabby patties here!

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Put a patty
in your pie hole!

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Huh?

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- Ah!

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- Oh, it looks like I fed
my entire section.

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Hmm?

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[moans, groans]

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[stomach rumbles]

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[moans, groans]

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Well, I guess Squidward
wouldn't mind

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if I sell a few patties
in his section.

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- [grunts]

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[cackles]

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They'll never look
for me up here.

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Hmm.

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[grunts]

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[audience cheers]

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[chuckles]

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[clamoring]

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Oh!
Whoa!

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Oh!

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Whoa!

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[cheers]

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- Eww!
Yuck!

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- Whoa!
No, no, wait!

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[yells, groans]

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- Oh...

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[spits]

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- Yuck!

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Who eats yogurt at
a rock concert?

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All right, where am--
[gasps]

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The stage!

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Oh, forget the green room!

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That's Clair St. Claire's
clarinet!

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[chuckles]

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- Ladies and gentlefish,
polyps and fries!

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Here's the band you've
all been waiting for!

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You know them!
You love them!

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It's The Low Tides!

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[cheers and applause]

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- Huh?
[yells]

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[whines]

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[groans]
Oh, oh, oh!

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Ow, ow, ow, ow.

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[cheers]

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[jazz music]

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[piano plays]

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- ♪ I was a lonely,
lonely lad ♪

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♪ Solitary soul ♪

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♪ Didn't have the rock ♪

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♪ And I didn't know
how to roll ♪

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♪ Joined me a band,
singing on the stage ♪

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♪ They was swooning
and a-screaming ♪

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♪ And now I'm all the rage ♪

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♪ It's a feeding frenzy ♪

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♪ Everybody wants
a piece of me ♪

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♪ It's a feeding frenzy ♪

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♪ I can't get me no privacy ♪

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♪ How am I gonna shake 'em? ♪
- Is it really him?

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- ♪ The freaky fans found me ♪

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♪ Man, they'll tear me
limb from limb ♪

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♪ They claw at my clothes,
steal my shoes ♪

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♪ Tear out my hair,
I got nothing left to lose ♪

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♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy ♪

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♪ The kids can't get enough ♪

246
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:06,034
♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy ♪

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♪ This rock-n-roll
is getting rough ♪

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[clarinet plays]

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- [groans]

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00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:14,965
- Oh.

251
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:17,241
- Buddy, could you
put down your phone?

252
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,275
You're blocking my shot!

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♪ ♪

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- Ah, looks like everyone
has a patty.

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- [burps]

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- [yells]
- Ow, ow.

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Everyone but the band!

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[whines]

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00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:37,310
Hmm.
Oh!

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00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:39,275
Aha!

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Must sell patties!

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[beep, whirr]

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[strains]

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Huh?

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Oh!
Whoa!

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00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,206
- Ugh!
- Whoa!

267
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:55,896
- [yells]

268
00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,344
Whoa!

269
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,896
- [giggles]

270
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:05,655
There's no stopping me
this time!

271
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,448
Here we go!

272
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,413
A-one, a-two.
[beep]

273
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:10,620
Huh?
Hey!

274
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,482
What's going on?
Help!

275
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,724
Help!
[garbled speech]

276
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:19,448
[yells]

277
00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:22,413
[sighs]
Huh?

278
00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:28,068
- Special delivery
for The Low Tides!

279
00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,758
- Huh?
Whoa!

280
00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:35,551
- Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.

281
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,724
- Oh!
Hey!

282
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,655
[whimpers]

283
00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:44,068
- [yells]
- [whimpers]

284
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,689
[all scream]

285
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:49,275
- Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.

286
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,103
- Come on!

287
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,068
- [screams]

288
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:57,724
- [groans]

289
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,206
Don't forget!

290
00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:04,275
Brought to you
by the Krusty Krab!

291
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:09,034
- The Krusty Krab.
A crummy place to eat?

292
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:12,000
I didn't know they
were serving us crummy food!

293
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:14,758
- Huh?
[groans]

294
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,896
Oh, come on.
[chuckles]

295
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:19,758
- Boo!
Boo I say!

296
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,862
[booing]
- Hey, no, no, no!

297
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,379
You don't understand!

298
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,724
It's not crummy!
[groans]

299
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,103
It's yummy!
It's--it's...

300
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,482
[booing]

301
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,724
[chuckles]

302
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:34,586
[clicking rhythmically]
- Boo!

303
00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:37,758
- Ooh, that's a hot beat,
Mr. Krabs!

304
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,758
[nose flute plays]

305
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:41,965
♪ ♪

306
00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:44,758
- Oh, they're pretty good!

307
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,551
- Yeah!
Let's give them a chance!

308
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,965
♪ ♪

309
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:51,103
- All right, now for a little
licorice stick!

310
00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:52,655
[inhales]

311
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:55,689
- Squidward's got a clarinet!
Run!

312
00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:58,724
[screaming]

313
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,655
- [whimpers]

314
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,344
[clarinet plays]

315
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:09,862
♪ ♪

316
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:12,172
- I can't believe it!

317
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:16,103
This really is the greatest
clarinet ever made!

318
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:20,413
And you're the greatest
audience I've ever--oh!

319
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,793
[crickets chirp]

320
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,827
[groans]

321
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,896
Huh?

322
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,931
- Nice jam, baby.

323
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,931
- Validation?

324
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,896
Oh, thank you,
Clair St. Claire!

325
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:37,551
Oh, this is the best day
of my life!

326
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,379
I can die happy!

327
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:42,896
[sighs]

328
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:46,931
- Oh, no, you don't!

329
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,827
You're working tonight,
and corpses can't collect cash!

330
00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:52,310
- [groans]

331
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:56,793
- Well, still the best day
of my life.

332
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,758
[happy music]

333
00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:08,827
♪ ♪

334
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,620
- Krabby patties.

335
00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:14,620
Get your krabby patties here.

336
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:16,620
Order up!

337
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:19,275
[yells]

338
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,206
Oops!
Or down.

339
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,551
[laughs]

340
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:26,379
Top row, get your patties!

341
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,689
[groans]

342
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:31,310
[Gary meows]

343
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:34,862
A patty for Gary?

344
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:36,448
Goodnight.

345
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:38,620
Eat tight.
Eat tight.

346
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,482
[laughs, snores]

347
00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:42,413
[Gary yawns, snores]

348
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:45,586
["The Thieving Magpie"
playing]

349
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:52,448
♪ ♪

350
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,379
[machine whirrs]

351
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:09,448
♪ ♪

352
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,758
[ding]

353
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,448
[sputter, hiss, beep]

354
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:44,551
♪ ♪

355
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,068
[ping]

356
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:53,689
[horns tooting]

357
00:16:53,758 --> 00:17:00,275
♪ ♪

358
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:14,448
[machine whirrs]

359
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:21,344
♪ ♪

360
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,689
[engine revs]

361
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:37,931
♪ ♪

362
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:41,724
[no audio]

363
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:48,689
♪ ♪

364
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:51,000
- Huh?
Hmm.

365
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:59,137
♪ ♪

366
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:02,034
- [snores]

367
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,655
♪ ♪

368
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,413
[glass shatters]

369
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:12,137
♪ ♪

370
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,448
- [pants]

371
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,724
Whew.

372
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:23,586
♪ ♪

373
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,551
[engine sputtering]

374
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:32,655
♪ ♪

375
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:44,724
- [snores]

376
00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:48,517
♪ ♪

377
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,482
[funky music]

378
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:58,586
♪ ♪

379
00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:13,724
[frantic music]

380
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:20,724
♪ ♪

381
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,724
[groans, screams]

382
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:30,620
♪ ♪

383
00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:37,586
[burps]

384
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:41,206
♪ ♪

385
00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:44,206
[upbeat music]

386
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:51,310
♪ ♪

387
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,724
[squeaking]

388
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:55,862
♪ ♪

389
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,586
[buzzing]

390
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:04,482
♪ ♪

391
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:11,448
[funky music]

392
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:18,482
♪ ♪

393
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,206
[no audio]

394
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:34,482
♪ ♪

395
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:46,241
[frantic music]

396
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:53,379
♪ ♪

397
00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:56,896
[wind blows]

398
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:04,241
♪ ♪

399
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:19,310
[suspenseful music]

400
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:26,448
♪ ♪

401
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:34,172
[goofy music]

402
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:41,448
♪ ♪

403
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:56,137
[fanfare music]

404
00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:57,620
[horn blares]

405
00:21:57,689 --> 00:22:00,689
[goofy music]

406
00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:07,620
♪ ♪

407
00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,655
[no audio]

408
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,448
- [coughs]

409
00:22:28,206 --> 00:22:31,310
[chokes, coughs]

410
00:22:32,068 --> 00:22:33,482
Huh?

411
00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:34,896
[chokes]

412
00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:37,241
Huh?
[whimpers]

413
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:39,620
[sighs]

414
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:43,344
- [snores]

415
00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:45,275
- [screams]

416
00:22:45,344 --> 00:22:52,241
♪ ♪

417
00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:56,137
[upbeat music]

418
00:22:56,206 --> 00:23:03,482
♪ ♪