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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[goofy music]

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♪ ♪

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[upbeat music]

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- Attention, shoppers:

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We've got a SpongeBob
on Aisle 6.

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[all screaming, shouting]

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[both screaming]
- Make a sharp left!

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[both babbling]

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[both screaming]

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[both grunt]

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- We're here!
- [straining]

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I still don't understand
why you had me wear

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a blindfold.
- Oh, um, I didn't want you

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to get anything
in your eyes.

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See?

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♪ ♪

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[babbling]

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- [exclaims, laughs]

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[impish music]

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- Okay, thanks, buddy.

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I'm going
to my club meeting now.

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- What's your club, hmm?
[giggles]

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- Uh, it's the
Empty Head Society.

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Eh, it's a place
where guys like me

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can give their
"powerful intellects"

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a much-needed rest.
- Whoa!

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I'd love to rest my intellect.

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Can I join?
- Sure!

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Anyone can join.

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It's exclusive.

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- [giggles]

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[straining]
- Oh, that's not how

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you open it.

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You have to step on

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the automatic doormat.

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- Hmm.

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- Ding!

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♪ ♪

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[goofy exclamation]

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- Oh!

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[all babbling]

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[goofy music]

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- [goofy laughter]

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- Wow.

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They do seem
blissfully brainless.

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[exclaiming]
- Oh, oh, hold it!

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You have to check
your smart thingy

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at the door.

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♪ ♪

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- [clucking]

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[babbling]

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- Ah!

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[straining]

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[goofy babbling]

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- [humming]

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- Ugh.

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[both babbling]

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- Hello, numbskull.
- Hiya, dodo!

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- Shall we do
the Empty Head handshake?

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- Okay!

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♪ ♪

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[both babbling]

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♪ ♪

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- [screaming]

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- [screams]
What was that?

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- The signal
for the meeting to start.

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Come on.
[all chattering]

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[both babbling]

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- [grunts]

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[all babbling]

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- [hollering]

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[both grunt]

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[all grunt]

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- [grunting]

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[triumphant fanfare]

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- [grunts]

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[microphone feedback]

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Good, I see everyone's
in their assigned places.

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The Secretary
will now read the minutes.

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- These are the minutes.

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One minute, twelve minutes,

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wait a minute,
give me a minute.

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- Hike!
[grunts]

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Are there any new initiates
here tonight?

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- [whispering]
SpongeBob, go up.

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You always wanted
to join the club.

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- [yelps]

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[babbles, laughs]

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- Hmm, are you sure
you're, uh, brainless enough?

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- Hmm.
[shouts]

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- Perfect!

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You've earned your first badge.

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- [laughs weakly]

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- It's time to pass the jar.

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- Hmm?

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- [babbling]
Mm!

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- [gargling]

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- [retches]

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[crowd groans]

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- Hmm?
Uh...

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all: Drink! Drink! Drink!

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- [groans]

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[whining]

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all: Drink! Drink! Drink!

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[gagging]

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[belches]

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[all groan]

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- Ugh!
- What?

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You said drink!
- Ahem.

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Lemonade?
- Huh?

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- We just save and date
the drool.

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But that was so dopey
you earned another badge!

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[grunts]

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There!
- Ah!

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- It's now time for us
to go out in the community

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and help the citizens...
- Ow!

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- Of Bikini Bottom

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by doing our civic duty.

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Whatever that means.

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- Uh, we're gonna do
some civic duty?

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- We call it the "Nitwitting."

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all: ♪ We're all unfit ♪

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♪ We must admit ♪

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♪ We're dumb
as a box of rocks ♪

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♪ But time permitting
we'll be nitwitting ♪

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♪ Has anyone seen our socks? ♪

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- To the mini boats!

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both: To the mini boats!

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[Richard Wagner's
"Ride of the Valkyries plays"]

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[all babbling]

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- Patrick, why are we
doing this, again?

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- I have no idea.

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[horn tooting]

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♪ ♪

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[all babbling]

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[both gasp, scream]

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- [shrieks]

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[cart neighs]

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- [yelps]

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[all babbling]

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[cheerful tropical music]

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- Hey, mister.

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You dropped your ball.

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- [grunts]

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[overlapping shouting]

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- [screaming]

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♪ ♪

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- Keep running.

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I'll pace you.

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- [babbling]

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[screams]

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- These lights could use
a smile.

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[crashing]

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[all shouting]

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♪ ♪

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- [shouting]

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- I have a feeling
you guys are a little confused

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about what civic duty is.

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- [babbling]

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Uh, I don't think so!

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"Civic duty is using
your patootie."

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[laughs, grunts]

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No confusion there!
[grunts]

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[tires squeal]

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[exasperated music]

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♪ ♪

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Why would people throw
their stinky garbage

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in these beautiful cans?

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- Hmm?

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Maybe their pockets
were already full.

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- [babbling]

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"Pockets full"?

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I can clearly see you're not
as brainless as us.

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- Aww...
- I can't see anything!

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[sighs]
Oh well.

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I guess I'm just not
Empty Head material.

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Well, bye, buddy.

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- My name's "Buddy" now?

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[lighthearted music]

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both chanting: Buddy! Buddy!

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Buddy!

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- [grunts]

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Well, that's funny.

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I seem to be lost.

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Oh, I'll figure it out.

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I still got some life
in the ol' brain stem.

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[electrical zapping]

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♪ ♪

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[babbling]

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What's a brain stem?

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I know!

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I'll just walk backwards,
and that should get me back

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to the beginning of the day.

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[speaking backwards]

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[grunts]

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I'm even more lost-er
than I was before-er.

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[gasps]

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Oh, I will direct asking--

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[grunts]
Ask directions.

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[seal barks]

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♪ ♪

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Excuse me, large lady.

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I'm a widdle girl
who's misplaced herself.

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Can you help find me?

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[lisping]
I'm pretty.

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- Weirdo!
- Ow!

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- [screaming]

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- Well, that didn't
come out right.

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[whines]

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[whines]

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[downtrodden music]

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[groaning]

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♪ ♪

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[babbling]

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Oh, I've forgotten how to sit.

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- [chuckles]
Obviously not

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the sharpest tool in the--

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the tool thing.

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[chuckling]

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- [growls]

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[sighs]

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[gasps]

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Ooh.
- Oh, there you are!

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You forgot
your thinking thingy.

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I wasn't sure which one
was yours, buddy.

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- Uh, now my name's "Buddy"?
- No, duh.

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That's my name!
- [groans]

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- I think.

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- [grunts]
No, not mine.

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Wrong brain.

252
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[babbles]
Oh, bad brain.

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Oh, I guess I'll take
this stupid one.

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[babbles]

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- Hmm.

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Hmm...

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[growling]
- [babbling]

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- Try saying "I'm ready."

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- Slime heady!

260
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Uh, dime Betty!

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- [growling]
- [babbling]

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[grunts]
Spaghetti!

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I'm sweaty!

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I'm all wetty!

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♪ ♪

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[both babbling]

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- I'm ready.

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[gasps]
I'm ready!

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I'm ready!

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High-five!
- Yeah!

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- [babbles, laughs]

272
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Patrick, I know you
and the Empty Head Society

273
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mean well, but man,
we sure messed up a lot

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of things in town today.

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So I'm gonna reverse
all the damage that we did

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during the Nitwitting!

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- Hey, you'd better hurry

278
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because you're getting smaller!

279
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,034
What a guy.

280
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,931
Hmm?

281
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,482
[babbling]

282
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,827
Nothing like a good sit
in a chair.

283
00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:40,034
Ah.

284
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:42,000
- [humming]

285
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,655
Oh, that's weird.

286
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,103
[impish music]

287
00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:47,827
Everything's already back
to normal.

288
00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:50,310
What?

289
00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:51,482
Hmm.

290
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,137
[babbling]

291
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,344
Oh.

292
00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,172
Hmm.
Well, it's still a mess

293
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,620
over here.

294
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♪ ♪

295
00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:02,344
[gasps]
Sandy?

296
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,724
You cleaned everything up?
- Of course, SpongeBob.

297
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:08,172
I belong to a club
called FEHMA.

298
00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:11,689
That stands for "Fix
the Empty Head's Mess Again."

299
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,793
Our civic duty is repairing
the mayhem

300
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,931
that the Empty Heads cause
every month.

301
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,827
You got some gunk on your tie.
- Yeah, they're badges.

302
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,103
[munching]
- Hey, SpongeBob.

303
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,413
How would you like
to join FEHMA?

304
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,000
- No thanks.

305
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:28,275
After giving my brain
a vacation, I need a rest.

306
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:30,448
both: Huh?
- Uh-oh!

307
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,310
Speaking of "brain vacation."

308
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,241
[yelps]

309
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:37,103
[all babbling]

310
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,379
[horn tooting]

311
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,758
all: ♪ We must admit ♪

312
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,758
♪ We're dumb as a box
of rocks ♪

313
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,448
♪ But time permitting ♪

314
00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:46,103
♪ We'll be nitwitting ♪

315
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:49,586
- ♪ Has anyone seen my socks? ♪
[grunts]

316
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:56,645
♪ ♪