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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[upbeat tropical music]

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[man humming]

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♪ ♪

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[mellow music]

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- [straining]

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[babbling]

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[groans]

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[sniffing]

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[sighs]

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[gags]

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[gasps]

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[groans]

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[grunts]
- [sniffing]

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[coughs]
How unsavory.

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[both gasp]
- [grunts]

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♪ ♪

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- [grunts]

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♪ ♪

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[groaning]

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[swarthy music]

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♪ ♪

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[babbling]

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[overlapping groans]

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[all screaming]

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- [babbling]

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[sniffing]
Ow!

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[gagging]

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[sniffs]

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[hollering]

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Patrick, when was the last time
you took a bath?

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- Huh.

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I can't think that far behind.

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- That is the smelliest smell
I have ever smelled.

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It's actually quite impressive.

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- Why thank you!

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- Do you, uh, mind if I take

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another whiff?
- Take a crack at it.

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[sniffs]

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[groaning]

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[grunts]
- Uh, uh-huh.

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♪ ♪

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[both laughing]

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Huh?
[sniffing]

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[gags, sniffs]

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Phew. Nope.

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♪ ♪

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[sniffs]
Nope.

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Hmm.
[sniffing]

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- Hmm?
- [deep inhale]

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Nope.

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- Huh.
Can't please everyone.

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- Huh.

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Huh?
What in Sulfur City?

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Ah-ha!

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[grunts]
- [screaming]

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♪ ♪

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- And don't come back until
you've cleaned up your act!

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- Oh yeah?

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Well, what if I don't
clean up my act, huh?

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I'm revolting!

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[flowers crackling]

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[clears throat]
I proclaim

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a declamation

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of stink-dependence!

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[trumpets tooting]

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Humph.

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[goofy music]

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♪ ♪

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[humming]

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♪ ♪

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[laughing, hollering]

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♪ ♪

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[all guffawing]

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♪ ♪

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[laughing, babbling]

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♪ ♪

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[cheers]

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[humming]

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[wheezes]

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[gasps]

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Oh...

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[sniffing]

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Ah...

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[angelic music]

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[laughing]

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- The next..,
[coughing, gagging]

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The next morning.

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[foreboding music]

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♪ ♪

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[burbling]

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♪ ♪

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[both gagging]

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♪ ♪

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- [gasps]
Oh, Neptune.

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- Oh!
- I can't breathe!

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Thank you, Mother.

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- Amazing.

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[camera shutter snaps]

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[dramatic music]

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- Extra, extra!

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Filthy Muck spotted in town!

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Mysterious smelly figure

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terrorizes
Bikini Bottom's noses!

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- Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!

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[overlapping chatter]

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- I don't--I don't watch
reality, though.

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[all screaming]

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♪ ♪

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- Eh, Filthy Muck.

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You don't scare me.

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I can't smell.

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- [belches]

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- My nose ain't work

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since the great Sulfur War
of '09!

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Humph!

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[hollers]
What are you looking at?

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[lighthearted music]

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- Oh, I know him!

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It's Patrick.

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Filthy Muck is Patrick.

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Oop.

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Oh, that poor repulsive pile
of sludge.

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All alone without a friend.

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I gotta find him.
- [groans]

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- I gotta help him.

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I gotta love him.

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[sweeping crescendo]

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[all cheering]

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- [goofy exclamations]

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Shablam.

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[nose sniffing]
Ah!

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[nose barking]
Whoa!

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[babbling]
- See?

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I told you this town
was pet-friendly.

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- Walkies?

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- Oh, boy.

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[panting, barking]

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[nose sniffing]

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[nose barking]
- [hollers]

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[nose barking]

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[treacherous music]

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[sniffs, groans]

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Blegh.

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Patrick, are you in there?

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- [laughing, babbling]

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Yummy.
- Oh, Patrick!

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- [indistinct mumbling]
- [groans]

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It's like you've got
a force-field

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of stink around you.

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I can't penetrate it.

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[grunts]

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♪ ♪

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Hmm.
Hey, maybe a little

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trash-stachio will neutralize
the smell

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and get my sniffer used to it.

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[sniffs]
Mm-hmm.

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It's working.

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Should I call you "Patrick
or "Filthy Muck"?

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[laughs]
I'm gonna call you Filthy Muck.

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[laughs]
- Mm-hmm.

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- And you can call me
"Little Yuck."

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[both laughing[

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- ♪ If you've ever smelled
the stink ♪

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♪ Of an unwashed dog ♪

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♪ Or inhaled the fumes
of a gassy bog ♪

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♪ If a whiff of rancid rubbish
makes your tonsils clench ♪

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♪ Well, friend, that's just
a hint of Filthy Muck stench ♪

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♪ Filthy Muck ♪
- ♪ Filthy Muck ♪

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- ♪ Filthy Muck ♪
- ♪ Filthy Muck ♪

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♪ And his nauseating buddy
Little Yuck ♪

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- Pee-ew
- ♪ They roam with ♪

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♪ The sweaty socks
and musky boots ♪

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♪ The frolic with the belches
and the putrid poots ♪

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♪ Living by the code
of the stink-filled snoots ♪

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♪ They love every aroma
just as long as it pollutes ♪

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♪ Filthy Muck ♪
- ♪ Filthy Muck ♪

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- ♪ Filthy Muck ♪
- ♪ Filthy Muck ♪

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- ♪ There's no stink that ever
stank so rank ♪

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♪ No stagnant mildew
half as dank ♪

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♪ As the stinky stank
of Filthy Muck ♪

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♪ And his buddy Little Yuck ♪

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[dramatic music]

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- Extra, extra!
Read all about it!

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Filthy Muck finds playmate!

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Noses on high alert!

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[alarm blaring]

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- My schnozzola!

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[all screaming]

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- People left
their food behind.

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[both munching]

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Shouldn't go to waste.

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- I don't care how many
of you there are,

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you don't scare me!

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I can't smell!

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[hacking cough]

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[all screaming]

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- Huh, people left
their instruments behind.

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Shouldn't go to waste.

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[radical rock music]

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- Boo!

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I can't smell,

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but you two stink!

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[laughing]

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[wind blowing]

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[upbeat calliope music]

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[both shouting, laughing]

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♪ ♪

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- Wow, I never knew how great
smelling bad can be.

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There are no lines
for anything.

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How you doing back there,
Old Man Jenkins?

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- I'm not--
- Yeah, we know.

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"Not scared
'cause you can't smell."

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[laughs]
We love you, man.

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[sighs]

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Today was a beautiful day,
Patrick.

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Oops, I mean Filthy Muck.
[laughs]

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Ah, just look
at the beautiful stars

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in the sky.

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And look at the stars
down there on the ground.

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Oh, they're not stars.

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They're flames on sticks.

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Hi, everybody.

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Whoop.

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We having a luau?
- Luau nothing!

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We're running you
and your stinky friend

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out of town!

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[all shouting]

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- But it's me, SpongeBob!

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Bikini Bottom's favorite
fry cook?

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[all muttering]

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- All right, well,
you can stay

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if you clean up your act.

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But he's gotta go!
- No, please!

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I'll clean him up!
I promise!

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[crowd shouting]

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♪ ♪

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[panting]

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[water spraying]

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[panting]
Nope, still filthy.

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[babbles]

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[water spraying]

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- Did you bring any matches?

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- Nah, I didn't bring
any matches.

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- To the flame store!
[all hollering]

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- [sighs]

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- We couldn't get
the stain out.

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- Uh, thanks anyway.

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[all shouting]

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[shouting]
- [giggling]

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Huh?

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No!
Patrick's my best friend!

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Please, put down your torches

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and pick up mops and soap!

275
00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:26,000
We can clean him.

276
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,137
That would solve everything.

277
00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:31,758
- Can I rub real hard
to express my anger?

278
00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:34,620
[panting]

279
00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:36,068
- Yeah, I guess so.

280
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,206
- [growls]
Good!

281
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,103
all: Yeah!

282
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,724
[lighthearted music]

283
00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:44,724
[all chattering]

284
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,379
♪ ♪

285
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:49,068
[all gasp]
- Where'd he go?

286
00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,758
There's nothing there.

287
00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:52,241
He was the muck.

288
00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,413
Oh, Patrick.

289
00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:56,482
- That's my name.
- Huh?

290
00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:58,344
Ooh!
- At least, I think

291
00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,344
it's my name.
- That wasn't you

292
00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:02,068
under all that muck?

293
00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:03,655
- Uh, I don't think so.

294
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:06,724
I went home and took a bath
after I realized

295
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:10,275
that I'd never be allowed
in the Krusty Krab again.

296
00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:11,931
- But if that was--
then who was--

297
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,931
- [hollers]

298
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,965
Now I'm scared!

299
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:18,448
I'm really scared!

300
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:20,758
[whimpers]
I can't take it!

301
00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:22,965
- Hey, I thought you said
you had no sense of smell?

302
00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:25,965
- I don't, but I can see!

303
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,275
- Hmm?

304
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,931
[all laughing]

305
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,620
♪ ♪

306
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,379
♪ There's no stink
that ever stank so rank ♪

307
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,931
♪ No stagnant mildew
half as dank ♪

308
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,137
♪ As the stinky stank
of Filthy Muck ♪

309
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,758
♪ And his buddy Little Yuck ♪

310
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:48,689
- Amazing!

311
00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:55,793
♪ ♪