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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh...

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪

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[waves crashing]

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[folksy music]

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♪

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- Laser wrench.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- Nope.

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- Ah.
- Uh-uh.

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- Mm?
- Not even close.

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- [laughs]
- No. No. No.

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- Ohh!
[honking]

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- Ugh, fine! It'll do.

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Hm?

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[doorbell chimes]

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- I'll get it!

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- Surprise!

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[children giggling]

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Hi-ya, sis!

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- Howdy!
- Auntie!

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- Sandy!

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' Oh, I didn't expect
y'all till tomorrow.

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- I know how much you love
your nieces,

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y'know, so I brought 'em
a day early.

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- SpongeBob, this here's
my sister Rosy

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and my three nieces.

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This'n here's Macadamia.
- How do?

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- Hazelnut.
- How do?

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- And little Pistachio.

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- How d--[belches]

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[giggles]

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- Girls, this is my friend
SpongeBob!

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- Aww, what sweet little
angels!

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- [laughs nervously]
Yeah, angels.

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Okay, well I gotta skedaddle.

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Freedom!

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- Doggone it.
They're too early!

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I'm not finished
with their present!

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- Don't worry your pretty
little head, little lady.

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I'll watch the
gals until you're done!

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- Thanks, SpongeBob,
but there's something

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I gotta tell you
about babysitting my--

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- [chuckles] Yeah, I think I
know a little something

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about babysitting, Sandy.

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- [burps]

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- [burps]

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'Scuse me.

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- Y'all mind your
Uncle SpongeBob now.

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- [grunts]

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Story time!

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[inhales, blows]

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Goldyfish and the Three
Sea Bears.

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Chapter one,
breaking and entering.

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- Don't waste your breath...

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- And don't make a hassle...

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- Some kids like to read...

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[together]
But we'd rather wrassle!

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- Now you girls go easy on
me, okay? [giggles]

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- One!
- [yelps]

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[groans]

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- Two!

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- [straining]

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[chuckles] Ow!

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- Ugh.

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Why don't ya show the girls
around town?

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- Great idea!

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I'll take them to the funnest
place in all of Bikini Bottom!

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The Krusty Krab!

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Mr. Krabs, these are Sandy's
little nieces.

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- Oh, nieces eh?

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And what brings such cute
little customers

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to Bikini Bottom?

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- We're visiting
Auntie Sandy...

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- And we want to sling hash...

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- A chophouse like this
must be...

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[together]
Loaded with cash!

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- Aww! Go on!

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No, really. Go on.

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- This is my coworker-slash-
best buddy Squidward.

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- Ugh. Children.

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- Ugh. Grownups.

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- This feller ain't happy.

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- Just look at his face.

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[together] We're gonna be sick,
all over the place!

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- [moans]

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- [muttering]

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Here you go!
Three Dolly Patties.

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- [giggles]

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- [imitates Krabs]

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- [humming]

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- Can you stop playing dress-up

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long enough to make some
Krabby Patties?

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[blubbering]

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- Huh! Guess that's me
all over. [laughs]

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- [chortles]

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You two look ridiculerous!

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- [yipping]

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- Ha! You're your own
worst enemy.

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- SpongeBob, from now on

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babysit off Krusty Krab
Property!

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And Mr. Squidward, dress like
SpongeBob on yer own time.

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- That place really stunk.

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- It was lamer than lame.

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- Take us somewhere fun.

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[together]
Or taste Texas pain!

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- Aww, what cute little
knuckles you have.

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Hmm, hmm...

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ooh, I've got just the spot.

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[funky music]

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[inhales] Ahhh,

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smell that fresh seawater.

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Oh, heh-hey, right. Sorry.

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[grunts]

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[all yelp]

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[contented sighs]

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- [yawns] See, Sandy,
nothing to worry about.

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Baby-sitting is eaaaaasy.

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[snoring]

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- Hey, Uncle SpongeBob!

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- Huh?

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- Open your eyes!

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- You're just gonna love...

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- Hm?

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all: Our sandy surprise!

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- It's our gift to you!

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- Well, isn't that sweet!

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- And it won't wash away...

146
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- 'Cause it's made of concrete!

147
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- Concrete, wha--?

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Good structural integrity,
girls, but a little tight!

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- So sorry, Uncle.
- We made it too small...

150
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- But we'll get you out...

151
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both: With this wrecking ball!

152
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- Wrecking what?

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[groaning]

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- [squawks]

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- [straining]

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Let's all go to my house
and take a little break.

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[moaning]

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[girls humming]

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Here we are, girls.

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Pineapple, sweet pine--whoa!

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- I've been waiting all day
to watch your TV!

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[eerie music]

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- Patrick, you could have
watched it while I was out.

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- I forgot how to make it work!

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Show me!

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Show me funny!

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I wanna see stories!

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Go, go! [sobbing]

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Please!

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- Boop. There you go.

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- I don't know how you remember
all this technical stuff.

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- Yeah. Patrick,
meet Sandy's nieces.

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- Good to meet ya!

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- Hey kids,
know what time it is?

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It's nutcrackin' time!

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- [giggling]
I love this episode!

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- Well, well,
what do you know?!

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[together] Patrick is watching
our favorite show!

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- Ah, finally, I can relax.

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With work!

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[humming]

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[slurping]

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- [straining]

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Hmph!

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Ah, that's better.

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[girls growling]

187
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Aww!

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[giggling]

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[girls giggling]

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[growling]

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[girls yelp]

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[chortling]

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- Let's launch this goof...

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[together] Right to the roof!

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[chuckles] Lift-off!

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- [screams]

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[all giggling]

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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

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- Who wants brownies?

200
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Heh. I'll go make
another batch.

201
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[all giggling]

202
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- [grunts]

203
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- Let's send this nit-wit--
- On his way!

204
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- Before he ruins our whole
dern day!

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- Yeah!

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[laughing evilly]

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- All aboard for Glove World!

208
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- Huh-huh-ha!

209
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- Save me a brownie!

210
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- He'll be away...

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all: The whole dern day!

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[door opens]
- Hi! I brought some friends.

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- Ooh! I'll have to make more
brownies!

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- All y'all shoo,
you're blocking our view!

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- Excuse us.
- Sorry.

216
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- Sorry, ma'am.

217
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- We're taking that seat--

218
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- Right where you sit!

219
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- What you gonna do?

220
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all: Let's wrassle for it!

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- Ready, set...

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wrassle!

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[bell dings]

224
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[all straining]

225
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[dramatic music]

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♪

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- Ooh, brownie!

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[together] Huh?

229
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- You saved me one! Thanks!

230
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Guess I get the TV.
[chuckles]

231
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- That guy's mean!

232
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- Where's our auntie?!

233
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- We gon' leave!

234
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all: We want Sandy!

235
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[crying]

236
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- Oh Auntie Sandy,
what a terrible place!

237
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- Everyone was so mean!

238
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- Right to our face!

239
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- Aw, don't fret,
little ladies.

240
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I made a present just for
you, you, and you.

241
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- From a rattlesnake's tail...

242
00:10:50,344 --> 00:10:52,137
- To an armadillo's chest...

243
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- Our Auntie Sandy...

244
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[together]
Is the gol'durn best!

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[giggling]

246
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,896
- Oh, sorry, Sandy.

247
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I guess I'm just not a very
good babysitter.

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- I tried to tell ya the first
rule of babysitting my nieces.

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- What's that?
- Don't babysit my nieces!

250
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[together] Bye, Auntie Sandy!

251
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Bye, Uncle SpongeBob!

252
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:25,344
- Bye, bye! Have a nice trip
back to Texas!

253
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Bless their evil little hearts.

254
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[folksy music]

255
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- Ahhh.

256
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[gasps]

257
00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:37,206
Oh, no.

258
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[grunts]

259
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[together]
Hi, Maw! Did ya miss us?

260
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- [sighs]