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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[folksy music]

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♪ ♪

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- [struggling]

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- [meows]

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[both groan]

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- Okay,
that's enough stretching.

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- [meow]

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- Now we're ready
for a morning jog.

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- Meow!

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- [heavy breathing]

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Ahh!
[crash, thud]

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What's the matter, Gary?
Don't you like jogging?

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- Meow, meow, meow.
- Oh, right. You're a snail.

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Hm. We've got to find
a way to get you moving.

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[banging]

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This should do it.
You'll "tank" me later.

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[laughing]

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Hey, now you're moving.

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- Meow, meow!
- Whoa--ow!

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I'm okay.
Ow!

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Ow!

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Yow!

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[groaning]
- [meowing]

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- Meow!

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[grunting]

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- [pained moaning]

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Aww, poor Gary.

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Looks like you
could use a leg up.

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Or maybe two.
- [whimpers]

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[saw buzzing]

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[grinding]

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- There! A perfect set of legs.

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Now let's make some for you.

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This will only hurt
for a second.

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Yow!

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- Meow!

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Meow.

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- Voilà.

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What do you think, Gary?

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- Me-ow, meow-meow.

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- Let's try 'em out.

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Come on.
Come to SpongeBob.

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- Mm.

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- Oh, your first steps.
- Meow.

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- My little guy's growing up.

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Now let's try something
a little harder.

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[creaking]

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- Meow, meow, meow.

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- Ooh, not bad.
Try this.

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[Irish jig music]

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♪ ♪

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- Meow, meow, meow, meooow!

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- Nice moves.

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♪ ♪

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Ow! Ah!

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[gasps] The student has
surpassed the master.

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Ready to stretch your stuff,
Gare-bear?

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- Meow, meow.
Meow!

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- Hey, wait!
Whoa!

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- Meow, meow.
- Oh! Oy.

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After you.
- Meow, meow.

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all: [gasping]
- Oh, yeah, that's right.

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You're not dreaming.
Check it out.

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Snail with legs, people.

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- Meow.
[growls flirtatiously]

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- [purrs]

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- Would you look at that.

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- Well,
that's certainly different.

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- [hisses]

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- [barks]

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- Oh!

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- [gasps] Gary!

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- Hey, control your snail,
fella.

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- Sorry. Guess Gary's new legs
got him a little excited.

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- [blows raspberry]

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- [hissing]
Pow!

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- You'll be hearing
from my lawyer!

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- What is your problem, man?
- [growling]

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- Ah!

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- Oh, wh--s--sorry!

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- Ah!
- His legs!

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- Gary the snail,
that was very naughty.

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- Meow.
- Oh. [laughing]

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I can't stay mad at you.
- Meow!

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- Whoa!

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[exhausted moans]

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I'm a little beat, Gary.

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Can you give me
a hand with the door?

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- Meow-ow.

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[struggling]

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- Looks like I should
give you a hand, huh?

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- Hm? Hm. Hmm.

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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Yow!

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They look a little tight
in the shoulder.

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- Meow-meow,
meow-meow.

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- Whoops! I accidentally
gave you two left hands.

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Boop!

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Perfect. Give 'em
a test drive, Gary.

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- Meow, meow, meow...

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[struggling]

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- Maybe you just
need some motivation.

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- Meow.
[grunting]

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Meow!

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- [yelps]
You're doing it, Gary.

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Yes, yes!
Keep it up, keep it up!

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Ow! Yes, yes!
- Meow!

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- That's it, Gary.
Move the--move the--

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Move those arms.

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- [giggling]
Meow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

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Meow?
Meow.

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[laughter]

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- [imitates a train]

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- [nonsensical whining]

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- Meow.

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[chewing noises]

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- One weekend
of pampering later.

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- [sipping]

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[ringing]
Ow!

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Yikes! Look at the time!
I gotta get to the Krusty Krab.

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Thanks for spoiling me, Gary.

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I didn't have
to lift a "finger."

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My fingers...

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[groans] Wha--!

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A whole weekend of pampering
has left my limbs in limbo.

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Got. To go. To work.

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Hm?

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[dramatic piano music]

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[struggling]

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Too weak to flip
Krabby Patties.

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[whimpers]

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- Ooh.
Uh-oh.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[elastic stretching]

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- Hm.

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Excuse me,
but I would like to complain!

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- I see. Well the Krusty Krab
takes customer feedback

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very seriously, sir.

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After they pay
the $5 complaint fee.

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- All right, fine.

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- Yee-hee-hee-hee.

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Thank you, sir.

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Now what seems to be
your problem?

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- There is slime on my patty.

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And mine has--[munching]
slime on it, too.

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- My patty doesn't
have enough slime! [laughing]

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- What?
Give me that.

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Bleh! Ugh! Gah!

170
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SpongeBob! Just what do you
think you're doing

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changing me patty...formula?

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- Meow. Meow-mow.

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- Squidward!
Why is there a mollusk

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cooking me Krabby Patties?

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- I thought it was strangely
quiet and peaceful today.

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- Where the halibut
is SpongeBob?

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- Maybe he quit?
Or got hit by a bus?!

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Or caught
a terminal disease!

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- I don't care if he turned
into a bucket of chum.

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I need me fry cook!

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Mr. Squidward,
you have the helm.

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- Attention Krusty Krab
customers: Get out.

183
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It's time for my break.

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[irritated chatter]

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- SpongeBob!

186
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SpongeBob?

187
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SpongeBob?
Are you okay in there?

188
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You catch the flu or something?

189
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Ugh.
Are you at death's door?

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Because you know darn well
they ain't

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valid excuses
to miss work!

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- [meowing]

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- Ah! SpongeBob has gone
full raving loony.

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Uh-oh!
- Meow-meow-meow-meow

195
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meow-meow-meow.
Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.

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- [purring]

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- [gasps, whirring]

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What in the name
of Neptune's nostrils

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is going on in here?

200
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SpongeBob, you're acting
like you're the pet

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and that darn snail
is the owner.

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- Meow! Meow-meow-meow.

203
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- Bad snail.
Down boy.

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- [hissing]
- SpongeBob, what are you--

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[grunting]

206
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Snap out of it, SpongeBob!

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- [sniffing]

208
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Mr. Krabs?

209
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- Have you completely
lost your mind, boy-o?

210
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000
Snails ain't supposed
to have arms and legs.

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- Aw, but Gary is so happy
with his new limbs.

212
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- [sighs happily]

213
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- Oh, is he?

214
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Well it's time
to cut this nonsense.

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- [growling]

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- Ay! [grunting]

217
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- [hissing]

218
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- Huh-hah!

219
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[snapping]

220
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- Meow.

221
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- Mr. Krabs,
I'm sorry I forgot who I was.

222
00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:52,724
- That's okay, boy-o.

223
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- And Gary, I am so sorry
I tried to change you.

224
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- [belches]

225
00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:03,793
- And Patrick, I'm sorry I
haven't returned your hat yet.

226
00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:07,206
- [sobbing]

227
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,862
It's okay...

228
00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:13,068
- Hm? Well, I guess I shouldn't
let these go to waste.

229
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I can always use
an extra hand. [laughing]

230
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- All right, all right.
That's enough Sponge-bobbery

231
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for today, boy-o.

232
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Time to get you
flipping patties again.

233
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,241
- Ah, sure is nice having
everything back to normal,

234
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isn't it Gare-bear?

235
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,034
Yup.
Same old, same old.

236
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- Meow-ow.

237
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:40,206
[both sigh]

238
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,068
- Meow.
Meow.

239
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- Oops! Sorry.
Boop-boop.

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[ukulele music]

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♪ ♪