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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[ukulele music]

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♪ ♪

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- Howdy neighbor.

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It's your old pal Sandy Cheeks

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with a true to life tale
direct from Bikini Bottom.

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It's the end of
another long day,

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and every critter in town is
getting ready to hit the hay.

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- [grunts]

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Whoo-hoo.
[snores]

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- Even little old
SpongeBob and Gary

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are laying down
their weary heads.

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- [grunts]
Night Gare-bear.

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[yawns]

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- Now snails love to sleep

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but they also like
to have their fun.

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And clever little Gary
here is no different.

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[giggles]

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With a dang nifty
decoy in place

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Gary is ready
to hit the town.

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But first things first.

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That gooey little
varmint is mighty hungry.

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[chuckles] It may not
look like much to you and me

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but this here is
four-star dining to a snail.

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[laughs]

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Now, Gary never minds
running into a friend

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but old Patrick here don't
seem ready to share his meal.

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- [growls]
- [yelps]

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- [growling]
- [whimpering]

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- [barking]

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- [roaring]

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- [whimpering]

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- Ol' Gary feels as big as
a ten-point buck right now,

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but he's about to be reminded

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that life ain't
all fun and games.

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Especially when animal
control is on your tail.

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[exciting music]

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- [grunting]

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Freeze, slime ball!

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- [meows]

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- Hmm?
[growls]

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[warbling]

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[crash]

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♪ ♪

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[grunts]

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[choking]

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[grunts]

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- As much as Gary likes
getting one over on the heat

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he has more important matters
to attend to.

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- [straining]

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- This here is old Plankton's
restaurant, the Chum Bucket.

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Gary ain't here
for vittles, though.

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No one's ever at
the Chum Bucket for vittles.

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[mischievous music]

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- [snoring]

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♪ ♪

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[gurgling, coughing]

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[snoring]

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- [exhales]

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- That there's spot.

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Plankton's pet amoeba,
and Gary's best friend.

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- Psst.
- [barking]

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- Spot's cute...

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but about as dumb
as a barrel of hair.

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Gary better think quick
or they'll both be busted

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before there
night's even begun.

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- [meows]
- [barking]

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- Ough.

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[snoring]

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- Ol' Gary and Spot have
been sneaking out for ages

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though their owners
are none the wiser.

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[both chattering]
[giggles]

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They love playing all
sorts of games together,

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but their doggone favorite
is wrestling.

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[excited chatter]

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- It's the
Krusty Krab kitchen.

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- [meowing]
- What a stroke of luck.

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Gary and Spot must have
worked up quite an appetite

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with all them fun and games.

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[accordion music]

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- [meows]

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- Uh oh.
That ice box is locked up

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tighter than a horse
thief in a hoosegow.

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- [barking]

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♪ ♪

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[panting]

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[yelps]

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[whines]

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- Oh boy.
It's chow time.

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- [yowls]

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- [meows]

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[light music]

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- [barks]

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- [straining]

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[SpongeBob laugh]

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- [barks]

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- [giggles]

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- [barking]

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- [humming]
- Whoo-whee.

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Looks like Gary
is cooking up some fun.

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- [chattering]

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[bell dings]

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- [yelps]

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- [chattering excitedly]
- [ barking]

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- It may not be pretty

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but to a critter,
chow is chow.

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♪ ♪

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- [barking]
- [meowing]

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- Come out, come out.

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[gasps]
Oh, there you are.

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[both chattering]

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[dramatic music]

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- [whimpers]

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- [grunts]
Ow.

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[grunts]

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Ha ha! I've got you this time.

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[warbling]

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[grunts]

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[sad trombone music]

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- Ahem.
- [grunts]

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Animal control, citizen.
I'm hunting an errant snail.

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- I don't give
a sea fig about snails.

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You tripped my silent alarm!

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Just look at this mess!

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Take that you varmint!
- [warbling]

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- Take that!

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[grunting]
- Ow! Ow! Ow!

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- [giggles]
Looks like our boys

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gave Johnny law
the slip again.

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Reckon they're gonna need some
place to lay low for a while.

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- [both]
Phew.

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- Uh oh.

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Looks like their hiding
spot's all ready occupado.

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Luckily for them,
Gary and Spot

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are all ready pals
with everyone here.

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- Let's get this party started!

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[grunts]

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[dance music playing]
[all laughing and cheering]

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♪ ♪

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- Uh oh.

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Looks like the fuzz
ain't gonna give up so easy.

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- Hey, this is my Jam.

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- They say that music
soothes the savage beast.

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- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

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- But sometimes it works
on knuckle heads too.

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- That's how you do it.

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You do it.
You do it.

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[warbles, grunts]

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[record scratches,
glass shatters]

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Uh, you animals
are under arrest.

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[all growling]
Uh...

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Uh oh.
[all grunting]

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- Youch.
That's gotta hurt.

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Oh mama.

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[both whimpering]

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[playful music]

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[all growling]

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- [strains, grunts]

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[all grunt]

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- [yawns]

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[grunts, hums]

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- I guess this party
just got pooped.

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[ominous tone]

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- [crying]
- Luckily,

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SpongeBob's little Gare-Bear

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always has something
under his shell.

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- [meows]

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- Locked doors
are never a problem

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for a snail like Gary.

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- [spits]

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- [grunts, squeaks]

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[mischievous music]

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♪ ♪

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[suspenseful music]

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- Now to most animals
the pound is scarier

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than a bob cat
in your long johns.

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But Gary and Spot our on a
mission to save their pals.

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[both grunting, straining]

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♪ ♪

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- [groans]

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- Aha!

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[exciting music]

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- [yips]

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[squeaks]

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♪ ♪

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all: Huh?

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[all cheering]

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- [meows softly]
Shh.

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[all grunt]

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[tense music]

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- Hmm?

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- Oh, Marvin,

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you could catch every snail
in Bikini Bottom

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but the only thing
you've really caught

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is loneliness.

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[sobbing]

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[coughing]

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And kennel cough.

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- Marvin here ain't
kith nor kin to Gary

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but that don't matter none.

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Gary could never bear
to see anyone looking so down.

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- I need another snot rag.

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[somber ukulele music]

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- [meowing]

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[all grunt]

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- [sobs]

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Hey!
How did you animals get out?

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[soft music]

229
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Wh-wh-what's going on?

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♪ ♪

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- Viola.

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[grinding]

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[exhales, giggles]

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- [gasps]
She's beautiful.

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[sighs]

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[laughs]

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00:10:24,844 --> 00:10:26,362
[excited shouting]

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[both grumbling]

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[light music]

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00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,672
- Oh!
That's so good!

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00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:39,120
[sighs]

242
00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:40,534
[organ music]

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I do.

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[kissing]
[all cheering]

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- [laughs goofily]

246
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I can't thank you all enough.

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You brought love
into my lonely life.

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Everybody's free to go.

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[cheering]

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00:10:57,465 --> 00:10:59,362
- [laughing]
Why am I running?

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- With their friends rescued,

252
00:11:01,189 --> 00:11:04,879
it's time for our boys
to finally get some shut eye.

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00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:06,431
[light music]

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- [grunting]

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[barks]

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♪ ♪

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- [grumbling]

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- [meows]

259
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- After his long night
of adventuring

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00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:26,051
Gary is more tired than
a bronco on busting day.

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[fog horn]

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- [gasps]
Come on Gary, you lazybones.

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It's time to wake up.

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- [yawns]

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- Oh well, maybe a few
more minutes wouldn't hurt.

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- Well, that's
the long and short of it.

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See ya'll next time
for more true to life tales

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of Bikini Bottom.

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- Shhh.
- [growls]

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[placid ukulele music]

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♪ ♪