1
00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:09,137
- Are you ready, kids?

2
00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:10,827
all:
Aye, aye, Captain.

3
00:00:10,896 --> 00:00:12,310
- I can't hear you.

4
00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,275
all:
Aye, aye, Captain.

5
00:00:14,344 --> 00:00:17,310
- ♪ Ohh... ♪

6
00:00:17,379 --> 00:00:19,413
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

7
00:00:19,482 --> 00:00:21,413
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

8
00:00:21,482 --> 00:00:23,310
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

9
00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:25,000
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

10
00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,448
- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

11
00:00:27,517 --> 00:00:29,413
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

12
00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:31,379
- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

13
00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,413
all: SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Ready?

14
00:00:33,482 --> 00:00:35,275
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

15
00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:37,413
SpongeBob SquarePants.

16
00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,517
SpongeBob SquarePants.

17
00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:40,862
- SpongeBob

18
00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:42,724
SquarePants.

19
00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,448
[laughing]

20
00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:47,758
♪ ♪

21
00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:49,586
[waves crashing]

22
00:00:49,655 --> 00:00:53,482
[upbeat music]

23
00:00:53,551 --> 00:01:00,655
♪ ♪

24
00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,827
- [crowing]

25
00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,862
- [yawns]

26
00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:08,413
[grunting]
Oh, yeah.

27
00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,551
There we go.

28
00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:13,241
- Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.

29
00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:15,413
Fluoride to Desktop,

30
00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:19,413
I'm in a position to raise no
suspicion, over.

31
00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:21,172
- Cut the poetry, Wordsworth.

32
00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:23,068
Did you
get Krab's hair sample yet?

33
00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:24,896
- Keep your pants on, woman.

34
00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:30,344
I'm gonna steal his hairs
right out of his razor.

35
00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:31,551
- I'll just grab the
razor here...

36
00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,896
- Wait. No. Auugh.

37
00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:39,137
[grunting]

38
00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:42,000
[coughing]

39
00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,517
Ehhh!

40
00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:45,862
- [whistling]
- [gargling]

41
00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,413
- Now for the rest of it.

42
00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,931
- Augh!

43
00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,896
[groaning]

44
00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:53,931
- Well, if it isn't my thieving
husband.

45
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,034
So did you bring me the...

46
00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:57,620
- [groans]

47
00:01:59,137 --> 00:02:01,586
- Hair?

48
00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:05,034
I only needed one.

49
00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:08,724
- Hee-hee-hee.

50
00:02:08,793 --> 00:02:11,172
You married a genius,
Karen.

51
00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:13,310
Using the DNA from Krabs'
hair

52
00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:16,034
and my own DNA from my
antennae...

53
00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,448
Ouch!

54
00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:23,517
I will create a combo-clone
of me and Krabs

55
00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:26,724
to finally steal the
secret formula.

56
00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:39,241
- [grunting]

57
00:02:43,034 --> 00:02:45,206
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

58
00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:49,551
Behold Plankrab.

59
00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,827
- [grunting]

60
00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,137
Heh-heh-heh.

61
00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,758
Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr.

62
00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,724
- How is this a good thing?

63
00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,310
- Wake up, Karen.

64
00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:03,206
The Plankton side will know
everything

65
00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:04,724
the Krab side knows.

66
00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:08,172
It'll be easier than taking
candy from a baby.

67
00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:12,000
- Mm, and we know how
successful that was.

68
00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:14,620
- [gobbling]

69
00:03:14,689 --> 00:03:16,137
- This is different,

70
00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:18,689
isn't it,
Plankrab, my pretty?

71
00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:21,517
Now, here's my plan.

72
00:03:21,586 --> 00:03:24,206
- Don't waste your breath,
Plankteron.

73
00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,896
I already mapped out the
perfect plot

74
00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,482
to swipe that formuler-ererer.

75
00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:31,862
- Great!
See you soon, P.K.

76
00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:34,931
[sighs]
I love that guy.

77
00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,758
Well, half of him anyway.

78
00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:39,034
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

79
00:03:39,103 --> 00:03:41,275
[coughing]

80
00:03:41,344 --> 00:03:44,172
Still got a hair in there.

81
00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:46,482
[scatting]

82
00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:49,482
Where is Plankrab
with the secret formula?

83
00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:52,827
It's been over three minutes
already.

84
00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:54,172
Augh!

85
00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:56,724
- Hmm, ooh.
[grunts]

86
00:03:56,793 --> 00:04:00,241
- All right, Twoface,
what's the big idea?

87
00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:02,896
What have you been doing
all this time?

88
00:04:02,965 --> 00:04:04,793
- Oh, nothing much-erer.

89
00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:07,172
Just stealin' the
formuler-erer...

90
00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:09,758
- Uh-whaaa?

91
00:04:09,827 --> 00:04:12,344
- Taking over the
restaurant-erer...

92
00:04:12,413 --> 00:04:14,517
both: Hooray for Plankrab.

93
00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:16,862
He's the best boss ever.

94
00:04:16,931 --> 00:04:21,103
- And kicking Krabs out
on his booty-erererer.

95
00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:24,551
- [sobbing]

96
00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,068
- B-b-but how?

97
00:04:26,137 --> 00:04:30,827
- All it took me, Hardy,
was a hearty handshake,

98
00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:34,896
the world's most persuasive
handshake that is.

99
00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:37,206
It's me latest creation.

100
00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:39,655
Put her there-erer,
matey.

101
00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:41,620
- An evil handshake.

102
00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:46,034
That's hands down the
dumbest thing I ever--huh?

103
00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,931
Oh. Ohh. Heh-heh, yeah.

104
00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,793
Oh, ohh, ahh, ahh.

105
00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:54,000
Yeah, yeah. Ahh!

106
00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,344
Yeah. Ohh-ho.

107
00:04:55,413 --> 00:04:59,482
Oh, your handshake is
exquisite.

108
00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:01,655
I'd believe anything you say.

109
00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:03,931
- Then believe this,
Swabby.

110
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,689
I'll also be commandeer-ering
the Chum Bucket from now on.

111
00:05:08,758 --> 00:05:10,344
- Ahh-ahh.

112
00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:13,448
Sounds great to me, P.K.

113
00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:15,413
- And I'm afraid your
services

114
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,620
are no longer
required-ererered.

115
00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:22,275
- Gosh, I still can't
get over this handshake.

116
00:05:22,344 --> 00:05:25,310
Ahh!

117
00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:26,827
Augh!

118
00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:29,000
I'm over it now.

119
00:05:29,068 --> 00:05:30,724
- Ahh! Plankton.

120
00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:33,931
Some creepy, one-eyed
crab took me restaurant.

121
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,206
[sobbing]

122
00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:37,931
- Wait a minute.

123
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,965
I think he took mine too.

124
00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:45,793
[both sobbing]

125
00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,206
- I-I-I don't know what
happened.

126
00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:51,137
But that was some handshake
of his, huh?

127
00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:53,103
I mean...hoo-hoo!

128
00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:54,482
- Snap out of the handshake.

129
00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:57,620
It's a trick, Krabs.

130
00:05:57,689 --> 00:06:01,344
A dirty, beautiful trick.

131
00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:04,344
[dramatic music]

132
00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:11,344
♪ ♪

133
00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,793
- Ahh!
- Ahh!

134
00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:18,517
- [grunting]
- Ugh!

135
00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:26,379
- Say, his Krabby Patty tastes
even better than usual.

136
00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:28,206
What's in it,
SpongeBob?

137
00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:30,137
- Well, it's the same old
patty,

138
00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:33,689
except now each one has a pinch
of chum added.

139
00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:37,931
- A pinch of ch-ch-ch-chum?

140
00:06:39,655 --> 00:06:42,206
- Good work, me boy-o.

141
00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:45,103
- Wow.

142
00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,896
- Me boy-o?

143
00:06:47,965 --> 00:06:52,724
[sobbing]

144
00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:55,862
- [sighs] There's only one way
to get

145
00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:57,965
our restaurants back,
Eugene.

146
00:06:58,034 --> 00:07:01,655
- Ahh!
You don't mean...

147
00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:05,931
both: We gotta work together.

148
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,379
- [coughing]

149
00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:10,310
Hair.

150
00:07:10,379 --> 00:07:11,620
[upbeat music]

151
00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,034
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

152
00:07:13,103 --> 00:07:15,241
Mm-hmm. Mm-mm-mm.

153
00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,241
Heh-heh-heh.

154
00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,241
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

155
00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:20,482
[whistling]

156
00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:23,379
[both chuckling]

157
00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,448
- Hey, what the...

158
00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:31,448
[all grunting]

159
00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,965
- Hee-hee, hee-hee-hee,
hee-hee.

160
00:07:34,034 --> 00:07:35,275
- Ugh!

161
00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:37,137
- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

162
00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,241
both: Ohh!

163
00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,103
- [whistling]

164
00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:41,793
- [groans]

165
00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:45,275
He may have taken our
restaurants,

166
00:07:45,344 --> 00:07:49,310
but we'll take his customers.

167
00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:51,689
[both chuckling]

168
00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:54,344
[bell dings]

169
00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:55,448
[laughter]

170
00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,862
- This way.

171
00:07:56,931 --> 00:07:57,689
[horn honks]

172
00:07:57,758 --> 00:08:00,172
Drive-thru. Literally.

173
00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:03,379
both: Waahhh!

174
00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:05,103
- [whistling]

175
00:08:05,172 --> 00:08:07,344
- All right, all right.

176
00:08:07,413 --> 00:08:10,344
I can't go any lower, Eugene.

177
00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:13,068
Please make it stop.

178
00:08:13,137 --> 00:08:15,586
- Ehhh...ugh!

179
00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:18,068
- It looks like there's
only one way

180
00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:19,586
out of this one, Sheldon.

181
00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:21,620
- Oh, no. You don't mean...

182
00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:25,034
- Yeah. I'm afraid so.

183
00:08:25,103 --> 00:08:29,137
- [whirring]

184
00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:32,068
- That'll be all for
now, Spongematey.

185
00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,793
- Oh, could I just have one
more handshake, Captain?

186
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:38,103
- [chuckles]
Sure as yer born.

187
00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,103
- Ohh.

188
00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:44,896
- So you two scallywags
want to work for me, eh?

189
00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,310
both: I wanna be the manager.

190
00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:47,482
Arrgh.

191
00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:49,413
- Well, you're both in luck.

192
00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:52,275
It just so happens I'm looking

193
00:08:52,344 --> 00:08:55,344
for two new manager-erers...

194
00:08:55,413 --> 00:09:00,137
- Ahh!
- Yeah!

195
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,413
- To manage me toilets.

196
00:09:03,482 --> 00:09:08,206
[chuckling]

197
00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:11,965
Well, here's another fine mess
you've gotten us into.

198
00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:15,000
- [whimpering]

199
00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,517
[coughing]

200
00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:18,620
Hair.

201
00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:21,620
[both grumbling]

202
00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:24,689
- The humiliation
in here stinks.

203
00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:26,655
- This is all your fault,
Plankton.

204
00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:29,275
I'm gonna keel haul yer
face at lunchtime.

205
00:09:29,344 --> 00:09:30,586
- Why wait?

206
00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:33,206
Let's take a coffee break.
Pow!

207
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:39,551
- Ohh.
- Argh.

208
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:44,551
- [groaning]

209
00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:48,241
Swirly.

210
00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,965
[both grunting]

211
00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:58,137
- Hey, I am trying to read.

212
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,275
Ahh! Hey!

213
00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:01,068
Ahh! Ahh!

214
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:04,172
- [chuckling]
- Ehh-ehh...ehh.

215
00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:05,655
- Hmm?

216
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:09,689
- Two guys...fighting...
toilet paper everywhere

217
00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:12,482
- Oh, yeah?

218
00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:17,206
Who's defiling me
rester-ererooms?

219
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:20,896
[both grunting]

220
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,689
- He did it.
- He did it.

221
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:23,793
- No, he did it.
- No, he did it.

222
00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:24,827
- No, he did it.
- No, he did it.

223
00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:28,344
- Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

224
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:29,793
- Get off of him, Plankton.

225
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,344
- It was obviously Krabs'
fault.

226
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,689
- Why are you siding
with Plankton?

227
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,689
- Why are you siding with
Krabs?

228
00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:37,206
- They're arguing.

229
00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:38,413
- And splitting up.

230
00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:40,034
- Stop hitting myself.
- Ow.

231
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,482
Stop hitting myself.

232
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,103
I'm sick of you.

233
00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:46,344
- What in Neptune's name is
wrong with meself?

234
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,206
Ahh! Oof! Oh!

235
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:49,827
[grumbling]

236
00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:53,172
- Jeez, is that what
we sound like?

237
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:56,827
- I hope not, 'cause
that's pathetic.

238
00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:59,413
both: I can't stop hitting
meself,

239
00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:02,931
because I'm torn.

240
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,724
Arrgh!

241
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,172
[whistles blowing]

242
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:07,206
- All right, you clones,
I want a clean fight,

243
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,034
no rough stuff.
Go back to your corners

244
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,000
when the bell rings
and come out fighting.

245
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:15,379
- But first, you gotta
shake hands.

246
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,931
- Well, fine.

247
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:23,586
both: Ooh, mmm.

248
00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:28,448
- Wow, this is a great
handshake.

249
00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:32,655
both: Ehhhh.

250
00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:35,724
- Splitting? So soon?

251
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,068
[laughter]

252
00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:38,655
- Oh, you.

253
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:40,689
- [coughing]
Hair.

254
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:41,689
- Here me, bucko.

255
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,586
Let me get that for ya.

256
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,068
- Bleh!

257
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,172
- [chuckling]

258
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,758
Freedom.