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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh...

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob
SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪

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[waves crashing]

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[slack-key guitar music]

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♪

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- Oh.
Mm...

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[moans]

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Oh.

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- Karen, I--

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- [gasps] Oh, sorry,
Planky-bear.

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I'm just a little distracted

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waiting for our baby
to be delivered.

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- Oh, well, that makes sense.

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A baby?

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I don't want a baby.

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- It's too late
to stop it now.

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It's been nine months

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and the baby is
no longer on back order.

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- Can we ask
for store credit instead?

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Ah.

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[whimsical music]

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[doorbell rings]
- My baby's here.

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Ah!
[guffaws]

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- Not if I have anything
to say about it.

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[grunting]

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[dramatic music]

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[alarm blares]

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[whirs]

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[bell rings]

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♪

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[beam zaps]

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- [chuckles]

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- [giggles]
- [squeals joyfully]

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Oh, Planky-Poo,
look how cute our baby is.

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- Oh, please, that thing isn't
even a graphing calculator.

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Weak.
- Oh, come on.

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How can you look at our baby's
itty wittle keyboard

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and say he's not the cutest?

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[gasps] I have
the perfect name for him.

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Well, don't you wanna
know the name?

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- Not really.
- It's Chip.

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He's named
after my grandfather.

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Oh.
- [crying]

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- [groans]
Great.

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Here we go with the crying.

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Will you please
hush that thing up?

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- Oh. [indistinct baby talk]

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- [groaning]

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[Chip stops crying]
Mm?

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- There you go.
All better.

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- Wow, how did you do that
so fast?

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- Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5

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in his cute little keyboard.

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- I don't get it.

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[tranquil music]
- Shhh.

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- [groans]

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At least
it can't get more annoying.

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- [giggles]
Hello.

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[giggles]

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[audience cheers and claps]

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- [groans]

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- [giggles]
A little drone told me

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you two are new parents.

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So I just had to bring over
a little present for the baby.

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Hello, baby.
- [giggles]

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- Oh, I think little Chip
likes you.

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- Obviously not the brightest
diode in the box.

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- Look, Chip,
your uncle SpongeBob

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got you a little something.

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It's a can of compressed air

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to keep your keys
nice and clean,

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like this.
Ah.

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- [grunts]
Phew.

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[grunts]

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- [giggles]
Ah!

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[giggles]

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[bubbling]

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- [beeping]

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- Come on, walk to Mommy.

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- [babbles]
- That's it.

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You can do it.

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You're walking, baby.

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- [chuckles]
You call that walking?

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This is walking.

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[upbeat music]

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This is how you do it.

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This is how it's done.

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- [giggles, babbling]

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[screeching lightly]

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- Ah! Mama's big boy
is upgrading.

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- [laughs]

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- Aw.

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- [humming]

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Whoa, ah.
[grunts]

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[screams]

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[grunts, coughs]

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This stinks.

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- Let's see if we can find some friends

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for Mama's special little boy.

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You need to interface
with someone fun.

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Try that videogame over there.

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It doesn't look too dangerous.

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- [squeals]

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[graphics beep]

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- Oh.

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[zapping]

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Careful, Chip.

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Uh, those monsters are too big.

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Come out of that game right now.

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[dramatic music]

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Chip, get out of there.

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[grunting]

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[slack-key guitar music]

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♪

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- [laughs] So you think you can do whatever you want

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because you're a teenager now.

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You just wait until I tell your father.

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- [screeches]

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- What did you just say to me?

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- [groans]

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[bubbling]

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- I told Chip that game
was too dangerous,

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and do you know
what he said to me?

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[screeches]

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- And?

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- [groans]

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Just talk to your son.
I need to cool my circuits.

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[playful music]

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- Ooh, uh, hey, buddy.

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Heh, what you doing?

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- Eh...

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- Yeah, I hear you.

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So, uh, what happened
at the arcade?

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- [mimicking weapons shooting]

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[mimics dolphin clicking,
groans]

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- What?

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Your mother stopped your game,

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even though
you were crushing it?

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Your mother clearly
doesn't get you, man.

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But I have the perfect solution
to your problem.

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Run away.

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- Huh?

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- Yes, I said run away.

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Take off, see the world.

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You do you.

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- [beeping]

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- Eh, now get out of here,
you little scamp.

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♪

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[humming]

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- So, how was your talk
with Chip?

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- Oh, it went great.
He's a good boy.

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- Yeah, he wh--where--
where is he?

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- Oh, he ran away.
- What?

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Why would my baby run away?

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- Because I told him to.
Duh.

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- [groaning] Ah!
[powers whirring]

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- [screams]

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- [grunts]

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[dramatic music]

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- [screams]

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[grunts]
Karen, baby,

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let's be reasonable here.

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- You find our son and bring
him home this instant

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or don't bother coming home.

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- [screams]
I'm going, I'm going!

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[bubbling]

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[overlapping chatter]

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Chip, Chip.

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Where are you, boy?

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Come to Daddy.

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Ugh, what am I saying?

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Chip, Chip.

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- Psst, hey, kid, you lost?

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- Meh.

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- Running away from home, huh?
Cool.

194
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Why don't you come hang
with me and my buddies?

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Oh, don't be scared. In here.

196
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Check it out, guys.

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I found us a new friend.

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both: [whirring]

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[spring boings]

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- [whirring]

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- [indistinct]

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- I know, right? It is cool here.

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There's just one thing.

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If you wanna be part of us,

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we're gonna need your parts.

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- [beeps]

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- [whirring inquisitively]

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Uh-oh.

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[squeals]

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[menacing music]

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♪

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- [giggles]

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- [beeps alarmingly]

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- Oh, come on, kid, don't be like that.

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We've all done it.

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Get him!

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- [screams]

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- [beeps]

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- [grunts]

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♪

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[groans, beeping]

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♪

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[screeches]

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- Chip, your mother's gonna
kill me if I can't find you.

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- [screech]
- Huh?

226
00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:13,275
[antennae beep]
[gasps]

227
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That's him.
He's in trouble.

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Don't worry, son.
Daddy is coming.

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Get away from my son.

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- [groans]
[saw whirs]

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- Mm?

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Get away from me!

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[screams]

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- Father.

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[groans]

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Leave my father alone.

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- Your first word was father.

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Wait until I rub this
in Karen's face.

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[chuckles]

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[heroic music]

241
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- [groans]

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[tires squeal]

243
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[mimics shooting]

244
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:05,448
[mimics shooting]

245
00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:07,413
- Oh.

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00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:09,862
♪

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00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:12,896
- No!
The delicious horror.

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Ah!

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[bubbling]

250
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:18,413
- Oh, you should've seen it,
Karen.

251
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Chip was all like,
"Stay away from my Daddy,

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"who is the most brilliant,
handsome genius in the world."

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- Oh, brother.

254
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- Aw, we had got
the best kid ever.

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[giggles]

256
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,379
- [whirs, beeps]

257
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:37,103
[slack-key guitar music]

258
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,482
- Oh! [giggles]

259
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,551
Aw.

260
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- Come on, son,
let your old man buy you

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a quart of oil.

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Whoo-hoo!
[giggles]

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Yes.

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- Sorry, Dad, I'd love to,
but I'm leaving for college.

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- I went to college.

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both: [sobbing]

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♪

268
00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:02,517
- [whirs, beeps]

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♪

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00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,689
- Eight semesters later...

271
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,241
[lively music]

272
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:11,206
- [humming]
- [chuckles]

273
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Ouch, watch it, Karen.

274
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,172
We don't want Chip
to know we're spying

275
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,758
on his first day at work.

276
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- [whistling]

277
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[beeping]

278
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- Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep.

279
00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,241
- [giggles]

280
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[cash register rings]

281
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,241
Mm?
Hmm...

282
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,896
[groaning, grunting]

283
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,413
[playful music]

284
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:36,586
Hey, what...?
[groaning]

285
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,689
Ah.
Hey.

286
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,620
Hey.
Give me my money.

287
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:45,206
[sobbing]

288
00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:50,000
- [laughs]
That's my boy.

289
00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:53,931
[tranquil music]

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00:11:53,965 --> 00:12:01,172
♪