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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[silly upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[phone ringing]

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- [humming]

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Will someone please
answer this phone?

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I'm busy.

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- I'll get it, Squidward.

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[grunting]

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- [groans]

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- [groaning]

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Oh, almost.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Ah, not that time.

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Whoa! Whoa!

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- [groans]
- [shouts]

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- Krusty Krab.

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I'm sorry, we don't deliver
to that neighborhood.

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- [shouts]

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Who don't deliver
to what neighborhood?

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- [unintelligible grumbling]

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We don't deliver to RandomLand!

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- And why not?

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- Because I heard
the place is crazy

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and no delivery fish
has ever returned.

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- Squidward, just because it's
a preposterous neighborhood

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where the laws of nature
change randomly

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and the people are all
cuckoo...

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- [humming]

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- Don't mean the Krusty Krab

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won't attempt
to take their money.

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- [unintelligible grumbling]

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- Mm-hmm.
20 minutes.

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- Well, I'm not cuckoo
enough to go to RandomLand.

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- [giggling]

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- Someone is cuckoo
enough to go.

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- So what are you two
yentas gabbing about?

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- Flick.
- [groans]

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- [laughs]

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- [humming]

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- [groans]

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The delivery will be made,

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and the mission will be
accomplished, sir!

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Um...how do I
get to RandomLand?

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- Well,
that's the thing, boy-o.

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No one really knows.

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You just walk around...

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randomly.

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- Well, that's how
I usually get around.

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[upbeat organ music]

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♪ ♪

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[humming]

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Ar, ar, ar,
ar, ar, ar!

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Zoink!
How's that?

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[yells]

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- [laughs]
That idiot's getting

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lost for sure.

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- You're probably right.
You better go with him.

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- Well, of course,
that makes sense...

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What?
[unintelligible shouting]

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[yelling]

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- [laughs]

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- [giggling]

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♪ Random walking ♪

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♪ Random walking ♪

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♪ Random walking ♪

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[humming]

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Hey, Squidward
I don't think this...

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♪ Walking random
thing is working ♪

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- SpongeBob?

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[dramatic music]

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Oh, no!
SpongeBob has disappeared.

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What ever will I do?

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[laughs]

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♪ SpongeBob gone
hallelujah ♪

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♪ SpongeBob gone,
I don't give a tuna ♪

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Hummuna-what?

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[shouting]

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[yelling]

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- Beep, beep!
- Of course.

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- Beep, beep!
- [grunts]

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- Beep, beep, beep!
- Go around.

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The fun never ends with us,
huh, Squidward?

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- [yelling]

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- [laughing]

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[goofy frantic music]

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♪ ♪

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- Good Neptune!
You're hideous.

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- You too.

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But somehow you still
retain your allure.

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[giggles]
- Hm.

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Well, here we are
in RandomLand.

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Sure is for that.

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Sure is for that?
[sighs]

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The neighborhood must
be affecting my speech.

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Come on, let's put our
grind to the nose stone.

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- Aw, Squidward,
can't we take a minute

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to smell and stop the roses?

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[laughing]
Smell and stop the roses!

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I meant stop and smell the--
[laughing]

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[gasps]

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- [unintelligible gibberish]

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[creatures beeping
and squeaking]

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- Ah. Hm? Ah.

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- [grumbling]

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Now where are we?

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- There's an exit.

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Come on!

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- Huh?

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[grunts]

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- [humming]

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Huh?
[grunts]

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[screams]

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- What is it?

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[doorbells ringing and echoing]

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Oh, it's those
lost delivery boys!

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Let's go and--

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- I'll take that bag.

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- One delivery's
as good as another.

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- This delivery is property
of the Krusty Krab

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until it is in the hands
of the person who ordered it!

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But, ma'am, you can place
an order any time.

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- [yelps]

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[chomping]

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- We're sorry, your call
cannot be completed as dialed.

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- Oh, whoo!

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- [groans]
Hand me the address.

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86 Screwball Street.

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There's a hole in it.

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- Ooh.

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I'm a collector.

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- [sighs]
No taste for accounting.

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Why don't we just
arbitrarily knock on doors?

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- Hey, now you're
thinking random!

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Yeah!
There!

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Screwball Street.

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Knock, knock.

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- Ooh.
[laughs]

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- Excuse me, ma'am,
did you order a Krabby Patty?

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- Can I dunk it in cocoa
like my marshmallows?

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both: Huh?

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- [giggling]

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- Ooh, may I?

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[gulping]

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[laughing]
Tough mallows.

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Could be more marshy.

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[laughing]

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- Here, brush your tooth.

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- [humming]

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- [squeaking]

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- This whole place
is inside out,

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so why not
an upside-down house?

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[doorbell rings]

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- Whoo-hoo!

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- Oh, hmm.

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For sale.

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- Hello, handsome.

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- Oh.
[laughs]

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Well, wouldn't I like you
to get me to like you knowing

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you would get me
better to know...you?

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- Hello, anyone home?

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Maybe I should say
that upside down.

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Ooh, I know!

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Hello, anyone home?

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[gasps]
Ooh, upside-down cake!

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Oops.

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- I see you've got an eye
for home design, son.

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You are gonna love this house.
There's no downside.

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You get it,
no downside? Ha, ha!

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- Oh, I'm not looking to buy.
I'm just delivering

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for the Krabby Krust.

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- This bag is mine.

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[laughs]
- Oh!

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[shouting]

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Squidward,
the bag has been snatched!

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- Well, that's that.
Let's go home.

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- No way, Squidward.
That Patty Krabby

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belongs to the order
who person'd it!

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Huh?
Come back here!

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- I hate my life.

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- [squeaks]

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[yelps]

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- [giggling]

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[both grunting]

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- [giggling]

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[both grunting]

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- [laughs]

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[shaver buzzing]

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Whoo!

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[laughs]

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[shaver buzzing]

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- Ugh?

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- [giggling]

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[panting]
Are you two done?

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both: Not yet!

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- [grunts]

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Ah, these drumsticks are harder

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to walk on than high heels.

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- Well, it's all
about balance.

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- [laughs]

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- [clears throat]

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- I order you to return that
delivery to the Krusty Krab!

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- Where's your manners?
Haven't you heard of knocking?

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- Go ahead, knock.

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- Just what I wanted,

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a new bag.
[giggling]

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00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,724
- Let's go home.

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- But...what about the patty?

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- Ah!

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- [chatters]

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[door slams]

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- [laughs]

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[intense music]

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- Oh, this place
is a nightmare!

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No one's ever returned.
[sobbing]

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We're doomed to live
in this insane asylum.

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- Oh, boy!
That means we can stay

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and deliver the patty.

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- We made the delivery.

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Mission accomplished.

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- But--but Mr. Krabs...

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00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,413
- If the foot were on the other
shoe, Krabs would do the same.

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00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,931
- No, Squidward, Mr. Krabs!
He's right there.

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- [gasps]
He's probably looking for us.

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Mr. Krabs!

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[panting]

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- But we haven't
made our delivery!

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Mr. Krabs!
Yeow!

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Ah, ow!

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[upbeat frantic music]

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♪ ♪

252
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,448
both: Huh?

253
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:06,793
It's the Krusty Krab!

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00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,310
[both panting]

255
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,310
Hey, Mr. Krabs,
thanks for showing us

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00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,724
the way out of RandomLand.

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- Excuse me, I'm not Krabs.

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The name is Rodger,

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and I walked all the way
from 86 Screwball Street

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to complainabout never
getting my delivery.

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- Oh, your delivery,
my good man.

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- [gulping]

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- Mission accomplished.
Better late than never.

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- [crying]

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Better never!
If it's late,

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it's free.

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[sobbing]

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What?