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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[wacky upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- [gulping nosily]

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- [groaning]

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- [slurping and popping]

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- [grunting]

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[plate squeaking]
- [moaning]

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- [groaning]

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- [belching]

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- [growling fiercely]

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[steam whistle blows]

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[screams]

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Another rotten day
at the Krusty Krab!

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[silence]

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[all chomping nosily]

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Not that anyone's listening.

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Huh?

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- I'm listening, Squidward.
Tell SpongeBob your troubles.

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[giggles]

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[microphone squeals]

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- [sighs]
If you must know,

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I'm stuck in a dead-end job
working at this grease trap.

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- [slurping]

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- My tentacles hurt.

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And I live next door
to the number one

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most annoying neighbor
in Bikini Bottom.

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[grumbles]

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- Whoo!
Number one!

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- One more annoying thing,
and I'm gonna lose it.

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- [whimpers]

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[grumbling]

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- [sighs]
And there it is.

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- Your Krabby Patty meal, sir.

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- Huh?

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Ew!

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Fingernails.

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[overlapping chatter]

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- That's worse than a hair!

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- [gulping]

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- [screams]

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- Ew.

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- SpongeBob, would you
stop biting your nails?

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- Oh, Squidward,
I never bite my nails.

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- What do you call that?

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- [yelps]
Oh.

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- Ugh, nail-biting
is a disgusting bad habit,

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so quit it!

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- I promise not to bite
my nails ever again.

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- Ahem!

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- [laughs]
Oops.

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I guess biting my
nails has become a bad habit.

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Oh, breaking this
nail-biting habit'll be a snap.

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[chewing nosily]

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Just have to keep
my nails away...

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From my mouth.

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Simple.

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Huh? Ugh...

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[chewing nosily]

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I need a plan B.

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[light whimsical music]

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♪ ♪

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There, now my nails
are too pretty to bite.

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Huh?

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[chomping]

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- [meows]

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- [groans]

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Oh.

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- [meows]
- What's that?

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Oh, what
a great idea, Gary.

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A walk would
really clear my head.

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[light playful music]

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[humming]

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- [meows]

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- [sniffs]

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Ah, I just needed
a breath of fresh water.

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[sniffs]
Ah.

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[chomping]

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[yelps]

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That'll take care of it.

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[groans]

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Oh, don't do it.

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Don't do it.
Don't do it.

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Well...I do'd it.

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[giggles]

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Time for stronger measures.

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All right, self, let's see
ya get out of that one.

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[grunting]

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- Whoa, SpongeBob,
are you okay?

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- [gasp]
Fred, your nails.

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They're so...beautiful.

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- Aw, thanks.
I really pride myself on--

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- [chomping]

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- My nails!

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- [laughing]
Must bite nails.

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[laughs menacingly]

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- [humming]
Give me the works, Ethel.

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Ugh, my nails
are in terrible shape.

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[moans]

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Ooh, that feels good.

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- [chomping]
- [stammering] Ethel,

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you know I like to keep
my nails long--

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[shouting]

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SpongeBob!

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- So when should we schedule
your next appointment?

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- [growls]

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- Whoa!

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- [slurping]

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- [groans]
- SpongeBob!

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Trying out a new
look with your face?

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- [chomping]
- I like it!

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- Oh, Patrick, I can't stop...

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biting my fingernails.

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- Hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Ha! I know just what you need!

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[laughs]

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[humming]

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[people screaming]

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Glove World makes me
forget all my troubles...

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and my name.

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- You're right.

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I've forgotten all
about biting my...

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nails!

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[howling]

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[shouts]

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- Huh.

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- Hey you, gimme that.

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Knuckle 22 to base.

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We've got a nail-biter
in Pinky Land.

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[both shouting]

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- [chomping]
I think--I think...

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I need help.
[chomping]

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- [line trills]
Cheeks residence.

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- Sandy!

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[chomping]
[bell dings]

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- Hmm.

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- [chomping]
[bell dings]

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- Aww.

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- [chomping]
[bell dings]

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- Don't worry, SpongeBob.

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We'll stop your nail-biting
habit quicker than

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a jet-powered jackrabbit!

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This'll keep your fingers
out of your kisser.

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- I sure hope so.

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- Ah.
- Mmm.

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- [groaning]

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- Oh...uh-uh.

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Tell me he ain't doing
what I think he's doing.

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- Oh, he's good.

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- [chomping]

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- SpongeBob,
that's just plain wrong.

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I guess we're gonna
have to watch you

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like Mr. Krabs
watches his bank account!

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- [giggles]

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- Huh?

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- [grumbles]

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Oh!

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[both snoring]

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What, what?
Where'd he go?

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[unintelligible shouting]

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- [chomping]
Hi, Sandy.

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- It's high time we got
you some professional help.

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This doctor's
the best hypnotherapist

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in Bikini Bottom.

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He'll sort out
your bad habit.

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- The doctor will see you now,
Mr. SquarePants.

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- Oh, please relax,
Mr. SquarePants.

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Now, what seems
to be the trouble?

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- Doctor, I can't stop...

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I can't stop...

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I can't stop biting my nails!

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I don't know what to do.

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[chomping]

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- Well, let us take a peek
into your subconscious

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and see what
is causing your problem.

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Keep your eyes on the watch,
Mr. SquarePants.

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Watch the watch,
Mr. SquarePants.

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- Watch the watch...
Watch the watch...

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[woozily]
Watch the watch.

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- What seems to be troubling
you, Mr. SquarePants?

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- I can't stop...
biting my...

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nails.

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- Why do you want
to bite your nails?

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- Stuck in dead-end job.

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Work in a grease trap.

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- Go on.

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- Tentacles hurt.

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- Tentacles?
Hmm, interesting.

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- Neighbor...SpongeBob...

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annoying.

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- But aren't you SpongeBob,
Mr. SquarePants?

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- No...I am Squidward.

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- [gasp]
Mr. SquarePants!

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Obviously,
you have subconsciously

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internalized Mr. Squidward's
problems as your own.

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When I snap my fingers,
you'll realize

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you are not Squidward.
You are SpongeBob,

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and your desire to bite
your nails will--

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Poof!
Disappear.

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[snaps fingers]
- [gasps]

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Am I cured?

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- Yeah, you are cured.

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- Whoopee!
Thanks, Doctor...

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Doctor...

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Hans!

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[gasps]

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Giant, delicious
fingernails!

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- [shouts]
Mr. SquarePants, please!

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- Doctor Hans,
I'm here for my weekly

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appointment--

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- [chomping]

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- I'm going to need
therapy for my therapy...