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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain.

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain.

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.

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SpongeBob SquarePants.

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SpongeBob SquarePants.

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants.

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- [grumbling]

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Where's that bus?

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I've been waiting for
almost an hour.

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- Heh. Almost an hour he says.

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- Hmm.

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Late again.

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One coin.

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Exact change.
- Aha.

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- Exactly.

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Late.

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- Oh, brother.

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- Will you please watch
your speed?

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And stay in the lane.

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When was the last time you
cleaned this bus?

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[sniffing]
Ew, it smells like

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a narwhal's armpit in here.

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- All right, that's it.

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- [groaning]

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- Krusty Krab.

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- [groaning]

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[grumbling]

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You big clod.

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I could do your job better than
you ever could.

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- Yeah? Well, I could do your
job better than you ever could.

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What's his job?

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- Oh, he's a terrible cashier.

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- That I could do.

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- All right, all right.

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Jumpin' jelly fish.

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I'm tired of you two
bickering every morning.

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I say prove it.

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Switch jobs right now and
settle it once and for all.

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- I'll take that challenge.

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- You better get going, driver.

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You're already behind schedule.

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[both grumbling]

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- Hmm.

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Ahh.

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[groaning]

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[gasps]

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[tires squealing]

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all: Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!

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- ♪ La-da-dee la-dah-dah ♪

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Oh, I like this.

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Good morning.

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- It's afternoon already,
clown.

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Eh, ah-ah.

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No sharp objects allowed.

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- [munching]
- Huh?

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Attention: this is your
cheerful driver speaking.

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There'll be no eating or
drinking

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aboard my happy bus...

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- Ohh.

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Especially Krabby Patties.

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This stop is Coral Boulevard.

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Thank you for riding with your
merry bus driver.

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And have
a beautiful da--hey.

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- Squidward.

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- No!

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- It's you.

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- [grumbling]

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- I've always dreamed one day
I'd board a bus

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and see you driving it.

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- Why am I in that dream?

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- Oh, Squidward, you're in all
my dreams.

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- Get off me and pay your fare.

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And you'd better have--huh?

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- Exact change. Exactly.

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Clink, clink, clink, clink,

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clink, clink, clink, clink.

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- Augh! Enough with the
pennies!

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- Clink, clink, clink, clink,
clink, clink.

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[humming]

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Hey, Squidward.

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- [grumbling]
- Hey, Squidward.

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Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.

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Hey, Squidward.
- What?

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- I'm helping you drive.

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- No, you're not.

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- Time to switch lanes.

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Better use my signal.

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[clicking tongue]

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- Oh, oh, oh, oh-ah, ah!

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Ahh!

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Don't help me drive!

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- Okay.

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[tires squealing]

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Wow.
- Ahh, eh eh, eh.

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Whew.

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Oh, what am I doing?

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Sit in the back.

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- Okay.

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- [groaning]

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- What--what the...

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[sighs]
Ahh!

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- Objects in mirror are closer
than they appear.

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Aw, let me help.

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This is for softer braking.

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- Augh,
the brakes don't work.

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Ahh-ahh!

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Augh!

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[engine revving]

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Argh!

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[tires screeching]

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[grunts]

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- Mmph! Huh? Argh.

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Argh!
- Oh!

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[grunts]

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[all grunting]

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- SpongeBob, what is
your stop,

134
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so I can take you there right
now?

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- Oh, I don't have a stop.

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Today is my bus riding day,

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the day I just pick a bus and
ride it all day.

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- There's only one
thing I can think of

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that could be worse.

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Ahhhh!

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- [chuckling]

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- Augh! And that's it!

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- [chuckling]

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[babbling]

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- Phew. I dodged that one.
Heh-heh.

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Augh!

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- [chuckling]

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Ehh-ehh-ehh.

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[tires squealing]

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[all shouting]

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[tires squealing]

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- Phew. That was close.

153
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- It sure was.

154
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I almost didn't catch this bus.

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- [groaning]

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- Eeeee...Patrick. Wow.

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We're both on the
same bus on our

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Just Riding Around
On The Bus Day.

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What are the odds?

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[both chuckling]

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- Yes, what are the odds?

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- I got my bus money
somewhere.

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- Oh.
- Oh, there it is.

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Huh, I think I left my
wallet in my other wallet.

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- Don't worry, buddy.

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I've got exact change.

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- One...

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Two...
- [groaning]

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- Three.

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- ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dum ♪

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[grunting]

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[tires squealing]

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- [chuckling]

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- You hooligans.

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- Ugh! Augh!

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[tires squealing]

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[explosions]

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- And now SpongeBob
will attempt to catch

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his high-flying partner
Patrick

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while swinging from the
strap of death.

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- Hey-oh!

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[together]
Whoo. Whoa.

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- [grunts]

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[both grunting]

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- Ooh...oof!

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- Awwww. Ohh, yes.

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- Lady, get that horrible
thing off your lap.

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- I'll do no such thing.

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He's my emotional support
animal.

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Oh, yes, aren't you?

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- [panting]

192
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[barking]

193
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- Ohh.

194
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- [snarling]

195
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Rah!

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[both snarling and barking]

197
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- My leg! Oh!

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[both snarling and barking]

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[all groaning]

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[tires squealing]

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- [grumbling]

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- [burps]

203
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- [grumbling]

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That's it!

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I am throwing you two off right
now.

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[grumbling]

207
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Where's that pink pinhead?

208
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- Oh, he's in the restroom.
- Huh?

209
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That's not a restroom.

210
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It's the emergency exit.

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[toilet flushing]

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Augh!

213
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- You're out of toilet paper.

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Who's driving?
Well, I am, of course.

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Wah!

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[tires squealing]

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all: Ahh!

218
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- [grunting]

219
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- This bus isn't designed for
the pressure at these depths.

220
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- Ohh!
- Ahh!

221
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- [grunting]

222
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- Aw, look at you.

223
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- [chuckling]

224
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Look at you.

225
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[laughter]

226
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- We're gonna be crushed
to death.

227
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I don't wanna drive a bus.

228
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- I don't wanna be crushed.

229
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- I don't wanna eat
this sandwich.

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Ooh, a panini, so
very continental.

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[munching]

232
00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:06,093
- Hey, look, a passenger. Hi.

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- [gasps]

234
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,575
- [grunts]

235
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,679
[tires squealing]

236
00:10:13,748 --> 00:10:16,851
- I don't know where we're
going.

237
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,920
- Don't worry. I have a bus
map.

238
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Take a left. Take another left.

239
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Left. Left. Left.

240
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Left. Left, left, left.
- I can't see.

241
00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:31,058
- We don't need to see.

242
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We just need to believe.

243
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- I believe your map
is upside down.

244
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- Oh, I can fix that.

245
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[both grunting]

246
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Ahh!

247
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- Back of the line, people.

248
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Back of the line.

249
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[all shouting]

250
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- Ohh.
Exact change only, please.

251
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- [groans]

252
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Huh?

253
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,610
all: Ugh!

254
00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,162
- [groaning]

255
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,575
That settles it.

256
00:11:06,644 --> 00:11:08,851
I quit everything.

257
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,093
- Huh?

258
00:11:12,162 --> 00:11:14,093
- [groaning]

259
00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:17,679
- The Krusty Krab Local right
on time.

260
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,506
One Krabby Patty, please.

261
00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:22,472
- One Krabby Patty?

262
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:26,024
Yes, sir. One Krabby Patty.

263
00:11:27,024 --> 00:11:29,265
- One Krabby Patty coming up.

264
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[grunting]

265
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,748
- Place your orders, everybody.

266
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Because no one can do this job
better than me.

267
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I win.

268
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[toilet flushing]

269
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all: Huh?

270
00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:49,472
- You're still out of
toilet paper.