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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[spooky music]

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♪ ♪

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[thunder booms]

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- [panting, whimpering]

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- [screams]

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♪ ♪

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[doorknob rattling]

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[loud thunking]

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[screams]
- Grandma!

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No!
[screams]

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- [laughs]
Get her, Grandma!

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[laughs, yelps]

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[grunts]

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I'm the ghost of Plankton!

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Wooo!
[yelps]

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[grunts]

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Hey, that gives me an idea.

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[grunts]
[bright music]

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[Karen buzzes]
[babbles]

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Hmm, if I were a ghost,

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I could walk right through
the walls of the Krusty Krab

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and take the Krabby Patty
secret formula!

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[giggles]
- Ah!

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All right, that's it.

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You ruined another movie night

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with your
secret formula garbage.

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- [yelps]

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- I'm pulling the plug.
[whirrs down]

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- [groans] Ah.
Let's see.

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Now all I need to do
is invent a...

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[grunts]
Ghost extracting machine!

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[laughs, grunts]

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[machine blipping, rattling]

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[dramatic music]

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[grunting]

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[screaming]

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[eerie music]

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[grunting]

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[whistles]

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I look like I just saw a ghost.

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♪ ♪

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[whimpers]

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[laughs]
Success!

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[giggles]

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[laughs giddily]

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[hums, laughs]

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You gotta give up the ghost
if you wanna make toast.

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[grunts]
What?

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No, no, no!

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Stupid ghost hands!

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[sobs]

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- [cackles maniacally]

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- What?

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- [laughing hysterically]

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[dramatic music]

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[laughing continues]

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- What's so funny?
Stupid ghost!

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- You are, that's what.

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You can't just float in
on your first day

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and pick things up.

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[laughs]

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[quirky music]

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[chuckles]

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Here you go.
Oh, grab it.

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Grab it!
Get it! [laughs]

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- I can't grab it!

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[wheezes]

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- I like you, squirt.

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I got a soft spot
in me dead heart for thieves.

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- [whimpers]

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- I can teach you
how to pick things up.

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- [squeals]
I love you.

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- But first, you need to learn
the "basics" of being a ghost.

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both: [laughs]

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[bell gongs]
- [grunts, babbles]

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First lesson...
[wolf howls]

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Shape-shifting.

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Shape-shifting is one
of the easiest things

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a ghost can do.

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You just have to think
of a horrible thing and poof!

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[screams]

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[snake hisses]
[bat squeaks]

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[in Pearl's voice]
You become it!

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- [screams]

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- Now, you try.

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- Hm...

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[grunting]

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[chicken clucking]
I did it!

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- [groans]

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That's not horrible.

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What were you thinking?
Bad ghost!

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Bad!
- [groans]

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[coughs]

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- Hmm.
Now, that's horrible!

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- Now can you teach me
how to pick things up?

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- Not yet.

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- Hm?
[grunts]

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[babbles]

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- Next lesson, scaring.

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♪ ♪

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Pay close attention, squirt.

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This is how you scare someone.

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- [chuckles mischievously]
- [cackling]

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[cat shrieking]
Huh?

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Hm...

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- [screams]

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- [shrieks]

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[whimpers]

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- Okay, my turn.

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- [grunts softly]

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- Shh.
Someone's coming.

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Watch me scare this dummy
real good.

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[screams]
[thunder booms]

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[shrieks]

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[dramatic music]

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- Well, you scared yourself.

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I guess that counts.

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Next lesson.

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- [shouts, whimpers]

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- Haunting houses.

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[thunder booms]

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- [snoring]

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- All right, pupil, it's time
to apply all you've learned

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and frighten
this guy's legs off.

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- With pleasure.

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- Eh.

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♪ ♪

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[murmurs]

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[chuckles evilly]

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- [screams]
Who's there?

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Ohh, is that you, SpongeBob?

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[whimpers]

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[gargles]

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[whimpers]

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[gasps]

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[screams]

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- [grunts, babbles]

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- [low groan]

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[screams]

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[screaming]

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[babbles]

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[whimpers]

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- Oooh.

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Monster mouth with
a bucket of ghost goo--

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very good marks.

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[chuckles] Nice haunt, swabby!

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- [whimpering]

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[panting]
Oh, what a terrible nightmare.

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Oh, thanks for
being here, Clarry.

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You'll keep the monsters away.
[inhales]

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[lively tune playing]

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[both grunting]

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- Give me that!

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- Clarry!
[dramatic music]

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[both grunting]

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- [imitates SpongeBob's laugh]

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- [screams]

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- [laughing continues]

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- [groans]

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♪ ♪

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[jaunty clarinet tune]

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[quirky music]

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- Hey, I picked something up!

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I can pick things up!
[vase crashes]

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- Look at you.

187
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You skipped ahead
to the last lesson.

188
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- It's okay.
You don't have to--

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[grunting]

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- Last lesson!

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How to pick things up.

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[eerie music]

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As you discovered,
to pick things up,

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you gotta get really angry!

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- Why didn't you say that
in the first place, moron?

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- I have nothing
left to teach you.

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- Oh, yeah?

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- [grunts]

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[babbles]

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[sniffling]
[emotional violin music]

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My boy.

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[dramatic music]

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- [laughs]

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[grunting]

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Oh, I'm really angry.
Here we go.

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Yup.

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[babbling]

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Ah, ah.
Oh.

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Oh!
[laughs]

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[grunting]
[bottle clanking]

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Blasted bottle!
It's always something!

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- [laughs]
- What?

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- Guess you didn't think that
one through all the way, did ya?

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- Dead jerk.

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- [laughing]

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- Well, I'm calling it.

217
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This ghost racket
is for the birds.

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I'm going back to my body
where I belong.

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Hmph!

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- Hmm...

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- Huh?

222
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I don't remember
leaving the lights on.

223
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Wha--huh?

224
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[somber music]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Yeesh.

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You can't leave
your own carcass alone

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for ten minutes in this town!

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- And now,
if anyone has anything

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nice to say about Sheldon,
this would be the time.

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- [snickers]
- Shh.

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♪ ♪

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00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:08,482
- Um, Plankton was small and...
[sniffs]

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And green and loud!

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[sobbing hysterically]

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- All right, come on.

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It's okay.

238
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- Yeesh.

239
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This is the worst funeral
of mine I've ever been to.

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But watch these idiots scream
when I get back in my body

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and jump out of that coffin.

242
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- [cackles]

243
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Ya can't go back
in your body now.

244
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You're dead, ya dodo!

245
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- I'm not dead.
I'm just a temporary ghost.

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My body is in suspended
animation, that's all.

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- [giggles]

248
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[tense music]

249
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You mean,
this is an empty vessel?

250
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I haven't possessed
a body in years!

251
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- You can't do that!
That's my body!

252
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- Not anymore!

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- [whimpers] Huh?
- [laughs]

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♪ ♪

255
00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:03,931
Rarg!
I'm alive!

256
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,379
It's great to be back!

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all: [gasp]
- Oh!

258
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,793
- No!

259
00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:12,620
- [giggles]
Ta-da!

260
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- [sniffles]
Plankton's alive?

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00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:17,758
Hooray!
[yelps]

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00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,344
- I knew it!

263
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- He's alive?
[overlapping angry chatter]

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- Let's squash him!

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all: [shouting angrily]
- ♪ Dee, dee, dee, dee ♪

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♪ Da, da, dee, dee, dee, da ♪

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Wuh-oh.
[screams]

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Eh?
Reowr?

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all: [growling]

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- [yelping]

271
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,310
[whimpers, yelps]

272
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:39,586
- Oh!

273
00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,448
I can't watch them
do that to me!

274
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:44,275
- [grunts]

275
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,034
[groans]

276
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,517
[grunts]

277
00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:49,724
Here!
Take it.

278
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:52,068
Those people are angry.
Whew!

279
00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,862
I never thought I'd say this,

280
00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:57,206
but I'd rather be a dead me
than an alive you.

281
00:10:57,275 --> 00:10:58,379
Bye!

282
00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:00,517
[yips]

283
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:04,620
- [grunts]

284
00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:07,793
[groaning, grunting]

285
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:13,275
[sighs]
My body feels great!

286
00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,586
- There he is!
all: [growl]

287
00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,379
- [whimpers]
[laughs]

288
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,172
Hey, everybody.
[nervous laugh]

289
00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,862
Uh, who wants to hear
a ghost story, huh?

290
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,517
[laughs] Anyone?

291
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:27,000
[quirky music]

292
00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:28,793
You know something?
Ooh!

293
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,344
[grunting]
It's great to be alive.

294
00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,034
[grunts, groans]

295
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,103
[grunting] Ouch!
[yelps]

296
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:35,931
[laughs]

297
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,482
- The end!

298
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,551
[screams]

299
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,793
[laughs]