- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[spooky music]
♪ ♪
[thunder booms]
- [panting, whimpering]
- [screams]
♪ ♪
[doorknob rattling]
[loud thunking]
[screams] - Grandma!
No! [screams]
- [laughs] Get her, Grandma!
[laughs, yelps]
[grunts]
I'm the ghost of Plankton!
Wooo! [yelps]
[grunts]
Hey, that gives me an idea.
[grunts] [bright music]
[Karen buzzes] [babbles]
Hmm, if I were a ghost,
I could walk right through the walls of the Krusty Krab
and take the Krabby Patty secret formula!
[giggles] - Ah!
All right, that's it.
You ruined another movie night
with your secret formula garbage.
- [yelps]
- I'm pulling the plug. [whirrs down]
- [groans] Ah. Let's see.
Now all I need to do is invent a...
[grunts] Ghost extracting machine!
[laughs, grunts]
[machine blipping, rattling]
[dramatic music]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[eerie music]
[grunting]
[whistles]
I look like I just saw a ghost.
♪ ♪
[whimpers]
[laughs] Success!
[giggles]
[laughs giddily]
[hums, laughs]
You gotta give up the ghost if you wanna make toast.
[grunts] What?
No, no, no!
Stupid ghost hands!
[sobs]
- [cackles maniacally]
- What?
- [laughing hysterically]
[dramatic music]
[laughing continues]
- What's so funny? Stupid ghost!
- You are, that's what.
You can't just float in on your first day
and pick things up.
[laughs]
[quirky music]
[chuckles]
Here you go. Oh, grab it.
Grab it! Get it! [laughs]
- I can't grab it!
[wheezes]
- I like you, squirt.
I got a soft spot in me dead heart for thieves.
- [whimpers]
- I can teach you how to pick things up.
- [squeals] I love you.
- But first, you need to learn the "basics" of being a ghost.
both: [laughs]
[bell gongs] - [grunts, babbles]
First lesson... [wolf howls]
Shape-shifting.
Shape-shifting is one of the easiest things
a ghost can do.
You just have to think of a horrible thing and poof!
[screams]
[snake hisses] [bat squeaks]
[in Pearl's voice] You become it!
- [screams]
- Now, you try.
- Hm...
[grunting]
[chicken clucking] I did it!
- [groans]
That's not horrible.
What were you thinking? Bad ghost!
Bad! - [groans]
[coughs]
- Hmm. Now, that's horrible!
- Now can you teach me how to pick things up?
- Not yet.
- Hm? [grunts]
[babbles]
- Next lesson, scaring.
♪ ♪
Pay close attention, squirt.
This is how you scare someone.
- [chuckles mischievously] - [cackling]
[cat shrieking] Huh?
Hm...
- [screams]
- [shrieks]
[whimpers]
- Okay, my turn.
- [grunts softly]
- Shh. Someone's coming.
Watch me scare this dummy real good.
[screams] [thunder booms]
[shrieks]
[dramatic music]
- Well, you scared yourself.
I guess that counts.
Next lesson.
- [shouts, whimpers]
- Haunting houses.
[thunder booms]
- [snoring]
- All right, pupil, it's time to apply all you've learned
and frighten this guy's legs off.
- With pleasure.
- Eh.
♪ ♪
[murmurs]
[chuckles evilly]
- [screams] Who's there?
Ohh, is that you, SpongeBob?
[whimpers]
[gargles]
[whimpers]
[gasps]
[screams]
- [grunts, babbles]
- [low groan]
[screams]
[screaming]
[babbles]
[whimpers]
- Oooh.
Monster mouth with a bucket of ghost goo--
very good marks.
[chuckles] Nice haunt, swabby!
- [whimpering]
[panting] Oh, what a terrible nightmare.
Oh, thanks for being here, Clarry.
You'll keep the monsters away. [inhales]
[lively tune playing]
[both grunting]
- Give me that!
- Clarry! [dramatic music]
[both grunting]
- [imitates SpongeBob's laugh]
- [screams]
- [laughing continues]
- [groans]
♪ ♪
[jaunty clarinet tune]
[quirky music]
- Hey, I picked something up!
I can pick things up! [vase crashes]
- Look at you.
You skipped ahead to the last lesson.
- It's okay. You don't have to--
[grunting]
- Last lesson!
How to pick things up.
[eerie music]
As you discovered, to pick things up,
you gotta get really angry!
- Why didn't you say that in the first place, moron?
- I have nothing left to teach you.
- Oh, yeah?
- [grunts]
[babbles]
[sniffling] [emotional violin music]
My boy.
[dramatic music]
- [laughs]
[grunting]
Oh, I'm really angry. Here we go.
Yup.
[babbling]
Ah, ah. Oh.
Oh! [laughs]
[grunting] [bottle clanking]
Blasted bottle! It's always something!
- [laughs] - What?
- Guess you didn't think that one through all the way, did ya?
- Dead jerk.
- [laughing]
- Well, I'm calling it.
This ghost racket is for the birds.
I'm going back to my body where I belong.
Hmph!
- Hmm...
- Huh?
I don't remember leaving the lights on.
Wha--huh?
[somber music]
[indistinct chatter]
Yeesh.
You can't leave your own carcass alone
for ten minutes in this town!
- And now, if anyone has anything
nice to say about Sheldon, this would be the time.
- [snickers] - Shh.
♪ ♪
- Um, Plankton was small and... [sniffs]
And green and loud!
[sobbing hysterically]
- All right, come on.
It's okay.
- Yeesh.
This is the worst funeral of mine I've ever been to.
But watch these idiots scream when I get back in my body
and jump out of that coffin.
- [cackles]
Ya can't go back in your body now.
You're dead, ya dodo!
- I'm not dead. I'm just a temporary ghost.
My body is in suspended animation, that's all.
- [giggles]
[tense music]
You mean, this is an empty vessel?
I haven't possessed a body in years!
- You can't do that! That's my body!
- Not anymore!
- [whimpers] Huh? - [laughs]
♪ ♪
Rarg! I'm alive!
It's great to be back!
all: [gasp] - Oh!
- No!
- [giggles] Ta-da!
- [sniffles] Plankton's alive?
Hooray! [yelps]
- I knew it!
- He's alive? [overlapping angry chatter]
- Let's squash him!
all: [shouting angrily] - ♪ Dee, dee, dee, dee ♪
♪ Da, da, dee, dee, dee, da ♪
Wuh-oh. [screams]
Eh? Reowr?
all: [growling]
- [yelping]
[whimpers, yelps]
- Oh!
I can't watch them do that to me!
- [grunts]
[groans]
[grunts]
Here! Take it.
Those people are angry. Whew!
I never thought I'd say this,
but I'd rather be a dead me than an alive you.
Bye!
[yips]
- [grunts]
[groaning, grunting]
[sighs] My body feels great!
- There he is! all: [growl]
- [whimpers] [laughs]
Hey, everybody. [nervous laugh]
Uh, who wants to hear a ghost story, huh?
[laughs] Anyone?
[quirky music]
You know something? Ooh!
[grunting] It's great to be alive.
[grunts, groans]
[grunting] Ouch! [yelps]
[laughs]
- The end!
[screams]
[laughs]