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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[cheerful music]

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♪ ♪

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both: Five, four, three,

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two, one!

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[rumbling]

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- Ah!

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- You know, it's remarkable
how chum goes bad

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every week right on time.

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- Yeah, just like
your underpants.

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- What?

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They're good for another month.

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Heh. Heh, heh.

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[wolf whistle]

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- Now go and get rid
of that chum

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before the Health Inspector
gives us a fine.

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And don't play with it!

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- [laughing] But it makes
a funny sound!

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- [growls]

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- [yelps]

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- [belches]
- [yelling]

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[whimpering]

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[grunting]

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[panting]

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[grunts, mumbling]

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Hm. No chum dumping.

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$1 billion fine.

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Eat chum, sign! Yah!

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[laughing]

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Ha-ha!
[chuckles]

51
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[straining]

52
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Eugene H. Krabs!

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[thud]

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[grunting]

55
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I guess I've used
this sewer hole

56
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one too many times.

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[mumbling]

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[grunting, yelling]

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[sighs] Hm.

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[humming]

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[babbling]

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Those evil painting lessons

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I took really come in handy.

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[humming]

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- And so I said to Andy
that, uh--

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Yeah, Larry. I'm gonna have
to call you back.

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[dial tone]

68
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- Oh, yeah,
the old wishing well.

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I'll just dump some chum
in here.

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[grunting]

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[panting]

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Huh?

73
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[pop, sizzling]

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Guess I've gone to this well
once too often.

75
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[gasps] Wait, I know!

76
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Ee! I wish this well
was empty of chum.

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Geee! Ha!

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Lousy rip off.

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[wheels creaking]

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[shimmering chimes]

81
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- Huh? Hm.

82
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And I'm back.

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[snails meowing]

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- Oh.
[meowing continues]

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[grunts]

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- Hm.
- [meows]

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- [laughing]

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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
[laughing]

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Whoo! [laughs] Whoo!

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[laughing, wailing]

91
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That was unbelievable!

92
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Wait a minute.
What is this? Chum?

93
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- No, of course not.

94
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It's...it's, uh, a gift!

95
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- A gift? For who?

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- For you. For everyone.

97
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- Sure looks like chum.

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[peaceful music]

99
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- It's new chum.
It's delicious.

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[gags]

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- New chum?
Ooh, let me try.

102
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- No!

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Uh, you have to wait.

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For, uh, like a holiday.

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- Holiday?
What holiday?

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- Um.

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Chum Day...?

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- Chum Day.
Tell me about Chum Day.

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What's it like?
What do you do?

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- I'll tell you all about it

111
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if you help me hide
all these gifts.

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- Oh, boy!
Chum Day.

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A brand new holiday!

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Okay, Gary.
You can go home.

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- [meows]

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[car door shuts, engine revvs]

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[tires screech]

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- Was that his car?
- No.

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Ooh, and does it snow chum
on Chum Day?

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[giggling]
- Uh, sure.

121
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- Do the kids make chum men?
What about icicles?

122
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Do you call them [giggles]
Chum-cicles?

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- Yeah, whatever.

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Wait a minute.
This is Krabs' house.

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- Uh-huh. I thought we could
hide his chum gifts inside

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by pumping them
through the window.

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Oh, darn, the window's closed.

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- Hey, what's that?

129
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[laser blast]

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The window's open.
- Yay!

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[grunting excitedly]

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[chum spurting, oozing]

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[footsteps approaching]

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- [yawns]
Who's there?

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Wha--[groans]

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["Dance of
the Sugar Plum Fairy"]

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[snoring]
- Aw.

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♪ ♪

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Shh.

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[muttering] I bet he has
visions of sugar chums

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dancing in his head.
[giggles]

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- Let's keep moving.

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[bright orchestra music]

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- [giggling]

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- [gurgling]

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[chum spurts]

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- [muttering merrily]

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[TV playing]

149
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[muffled gasp, screaming]

150
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- And we'll drink chum-nog and
sing around the chum-chum tree

151
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and there'll be colorful
chum lights all over town.

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- Yes. That'd be good.
Heh heh.

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[hollow thudding]

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Sounds like there's
only one scoop left.

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- Ooh, that one's for you!

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Let me hide it.
I want to hide it!

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- [groans]

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[grunts]

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- Okay now, go home so you
don't see where I hide it.

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- Oh, no, I wouldn't want
to see that.

161
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What a numbskull.

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- [singsongy] No peeking!

163
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- Well, Plankton, you got rid
of it all.

164
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And with no chum-uppance.

165
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[chuckles] Whoa.

166
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[laughing]

167
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- [yawns] What time is it?

168
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I guess I should hide
Plankton's Chum Day gift

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before Chum Day's all over.

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Aha! I bet Plankton would never
think to look in the sewer.

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[grunts]

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Oh. Chum. Oh, well.

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Maybe I can get
a little more in there.

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Hm?

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[grunting]

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[chuckles]

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[rumbling]

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[bright music, bells ringing]

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♪ ♪

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- Caution wet chum!

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[wailing] Whoa-whoa-whoa!

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Slippery when chum?

183
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- Mmm, nummy!

184
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- Don't eat chum
off the sidewalk. Bah!

185
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- There's chum here!
- Ew!

186
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[chattering angrily]

187
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- What's with all the chum?
- Call my lawyer!

188
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- [straining]

189
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What has that yellow idiot
done?

190
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[chattering angrily]

191
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- Our homes have been ruined

192
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by you and your stinking chum!

193
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- Your chum ruined my hair!

194
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- Your chum made me dumb!

195
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- You were already dumb.

196
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- Well, it didn't make me
any smarter!

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- Get him!
all: Yeah!

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- [yelps]

199
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[groans]
[bell rings]

200
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[chorus sings "chum" to tune
of "Carol of the Bells"]

201
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♪ Chum, chum, chum, chum,
chum-chum-chum-chum ♪

202
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[light, twinkling music]

203
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- We shouldn't be fighting.

204
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It's Chum Day.

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- Chum Day?
- What's Chum Day?

206
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- ♪ Deck the sea with lumps
of new chum ♪

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♪ Chuma chuma chum,
chum chum chum chum ♪

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♪ 'Tis the season
to be chum dumb ♪

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♪ Chuma chuma chum,
chum chum chum chum ♪

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♪ Don we now our chum apparel ♪

211
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♪ Chuma chuma chum,
chum chum chum chum ♪

212
00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,827
♪ As we sing
this stinky carol ♪

213
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♪ Chuma chuma chum,
chum chum chum chum ♪

214
00:09:05,206 --> 00:09:07,862
♪ ♪

215
00:09:07,931 --> 00:09:12,689
Chum! Chum! Chum!
Hello, I'm Chum-ta Claus.

216
00:09:13,896 --> 00:09:16,620
- So anyway, back to
the mob violence.

217
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:18,103
[all growl]
[children laugh]

218
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[chattering, laughter]

219
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- Merry Chum Day, everyone.

220
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- Huh?
- Hm?

221
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[chattering happily]

222
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- Strong grip, huh? Yeah.
[laughs]

223
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- I officially declare today

224
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Chum Day!
- [yelps]

225
00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:39,551
[all cheering]

226
00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:43,655
both: [humming] Ah.

227
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- Whoa! Yay!

228
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- Whoo. Heh.
Tastes really bad.

229
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- But the holiday spirit
is keeping us in denial.

230
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- Gristle toe?

231
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,931
[alarm blares]

232
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- Mwah.
- [chuckles]

233
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,931
- [yawns]

234
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,275
[gasps]

235
00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:06,586
Huh? Ah. You!

236
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:09,517
Boy! What day is today?

237
00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:12,448
- Today?
- Such an intelligent boy.

238
00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:15,344
A remarkable boy.
Yes, today!

239
00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:16,689
What is today?

240
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,965
- Why, it's Chum Day!

241
00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:21,517
- Then I haven't missed it.

242
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,551
Wait a minute.
Chum Day?

243
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:27,379
That's disgusting!

244
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:30,172
[amazed chatter]

245
00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:32,620
- You all love Chum Day?

246
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:35,103
[mutters excitedly] It was me!

247
00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,862
I invented Chum Day!

248
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:40,448
Chum Day is copy-written
by me--[whimpers]

249
00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:44,655
- Uh, excuse me, are you
responsible for all this chum?

250
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:47,000
- Yes, that's right.
You're welcome.

251
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,275
- Well,
as the Health Inspector,

252
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,724
I've got something for you.

253
00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:55,448
- Hm. $1 billion!

254
00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:58,931
[whimpering] Bleh!

255
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,965
- You know, there is a way
out of paying the fine.

256
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,896
- I'll do it.
What is it?

257
00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:06,310
- You can eat up all the chum.

258
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,655
- [gulps, coughing]

259
00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:15,413
Isn't there anyone that knows
the true meaning of Chum Day?

260
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:17,241
- I know.
- Huh?

261
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,551
- Lights, please.

262
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,103
And lo, there was chum.

263
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,551
A food that turned
from revolting to festive

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by magical thinking.

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And the goodwill of chum

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clogged the hearts
of fish kind

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and ushered in a new--

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[laughter]

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- Several days later...

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[laid-back music]

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♪ ♪

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- [mutters, groans]

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[fatigued muttering]

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[ukulele music]

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♪ ♪