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SNATCH (2000)

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My name is Turkish.

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Funny name for an Englishman, I know.

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My parents were on the same plane
when it crashed. That's how they met.

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They named me after the plane.

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Not many people are
named after a plane crash.

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That's Tommy.

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He tells people
he was named after a gun.

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But I know he was really named after
a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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Known him for as long as I can
remember. He's my partner.

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Doesn't mean we hold hands
or take walks.

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It means I try to keep him out of
as much trouble as he inflicts on me.

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I give him a hard time.
Keeps him in check.

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But really, he's like my brother.

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What do I know about diamonds?
I'm a boxing promoter.

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I was a happy boxing promoter
until a week ago, and then:

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What do I know about diamonds?

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Don't they come from Antwerp?

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-Himy, would you listen to this?
-Do we have a choice?

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It wasn't meant to be taken literally.

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It's a nice story, Adam and Eve.

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It's bound with moral fibre...

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...but asking a grown man
to believe it?

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What is it?

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Well, what is it?

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What you want I should do,
drop my pants?

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Okay, go through.

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It's a nice story.

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It's just that. Just a story.

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Catholic religion is based
on a mistranslation.

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Enough already. Ruben, say something.

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Listen. Are you busy?
I'll tell you the whole story.

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The Septuagint scholars mistranslated
the Hebrew word for ''young woman''...

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... into the Greek word for ''virgin. ''

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It was an easy mistake to make...

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...because there was only a subtle
difference in the spelling.

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So, they came up with a prophecy:

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''Behold, the virgin shall conceive
and bear us a son. ''

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You understand? It was ''virgin''
that caught people's attention.

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It's not everyday a virgin conceives
and bears a son.

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But leave that for a couple
of hundred years to stew...

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...and next thing you know you have
the Holy Catholic Church.

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Oy vay, what are you saying?

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I'm saying, just because
it's written...

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... doesn't make it so.

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Gives them hope. It's not important
whether it's fact or fiction.

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-People like to believe.
-I don't want to hear anymore.

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Anyway, who is it that we're seeing?

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-Michael.
-Hello?

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Mutti.

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Rudy! Rud, Rud, let them in, please.

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Rud, it's okay, let them through.

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-Michael.
-Mutti.

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You've kept us waiting for half an hour.
Are you trying to give me heartburn?

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Lie down on the floor.

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Get on the floor!

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Lie on the floor!

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Get on the fucking floor!

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-Get down!
-Get fucking down!

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Down on the floor! Get down!

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On the ground!

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Get down, I say!

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-Time.
-Seven minutes!

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Where is the stone?

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Where is the stone?

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Where is the stone?

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Michael, where is the stone?

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When does your plane leave?

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Twenty minutes.

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Give me your gun.

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When you get to London...

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...if you want a gun...

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...call this number.

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-Boris.
-Boris.

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He can get you anything you need.

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Is he allowed to do that?

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It's an unlicensed boxing match.
It's not a tickling competition.

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These lads are out
to hurt each other.

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What's with those sausages,
Charlie?

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Two minutes, Turkish.

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Look at it. How am I supposed
to run this thing from that?

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We'll need a proper office.

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I want a new one.
You're going to buy it for me.

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Why me?

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Well, you know about caravans.

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How's that?

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You spent a summer in one.
Which means you know more than me.

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And I don't want to have me pants
pulled down over the price.

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What's wrong with this one?

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Oh, nothing, Tommy.

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It's tiptop.

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I'm just not sure about the colour.

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It's all arranged.
You just got to pick it up.

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Here's an address.

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It's a campsite.

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You've got 10 grand, and
it would be nice to see change.

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-What's happening with them sausages?
-Five minutes.

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It was two minutes five minutes ago.

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They ain't pikeys, are they?

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I fucking hate pikeys.

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You're a sensitive boy, Tommy.

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Fuck me. Hold tight.

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-What's that?
-It's me belt.

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No, Tommy. There's a gun
in your trousers.

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-What's a gun doing in your trousers?
-It's for protection.

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Protection from what?

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''Zee'' Germans?

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What's to stop it blowing your
bollocks off when you sit?

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-Where did you get it?
-Boris The Blade.

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You mean Boris the sneaky,
fucking Russian.

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Heavy, isn't it?

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Heavy is good.

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Heavy is reliable.

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If it doesn't work,
you can always hit him with it.

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Boris The Blade,
or Boris The Bullet-Dodger.

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Bent as the Soviet sickle and
hard as the hammer that crosses it.

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Apparently, it's just impossible
to kill the bastard.

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Back to my partner, Tommy.

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Tommy runs the other business...

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... the slot machines...

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... which keeps rain off our heads
and gloves on Gorgeous' hands.

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However, Tommy's a little preoccupied
with protection at present.

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All right, I'll take it.

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There's a reason for Tommy's newfound
enthusiasm for firearms.

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Sooner or later, in unlicensed boxing,
you have to deal with that reason:

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Brick Top.

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If that's not worth a bet,
I don't know what is.

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-He doesn't look bad, does he?
-No, he looks great.

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He'll do you proud.

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You reckon that's what people should
do for me, Gary? Do me proud?

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It's what you deserve.

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Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.

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Dogs do that.

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You're not a dog, are you?

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No. No, I'm not.

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However...

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...you do have all the characteristics
of a dog, Gary.

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All except loyalty.

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It's rumoured that his favourite means
of dispatch involves a stun gun...

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...a plastic bag, a roll of tape
and a pack of hungry pigs.

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You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam.
I'll give you that.

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But I got no time for grouses.

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Feed him to the pigs, Errol.

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What the fuck are you two looking at?

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If you got to deal with him, just
make sure you don't end up owing him.

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Then you're in his debt.

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Which means, you're in his pocket.

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And once you're in that,
you ain't ever coming out.

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I hear he's a good fighter,
so I'll use him.

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I'll be doing you a favour, boy.

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What he means is,
I'm doing him a favour.

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Because everybody knows nobody takes
a dive in my fights. Unlike his.

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Here, Errol, I don't think
he likes me.

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You don't like me, do you?

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Don't know what you mean.

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I do know I can't wait to get
out of here. It stinks.

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My fights finish prompt so we can get
out before the authorities find out.

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Play your cards right
and I'll sort you out.

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You can sort me out by showing me out.

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It's hard to make a living
in boxing, so now and then...

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...you do something
against your principles.

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Basically, you have to forget
you got any.

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Are they Lancashire pigs?

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Who's talking to you?

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Oh, yeah, Tommy.
Brick Top loves Tommy.

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Don't let me down.

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You don't want to let me down, do you?

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See you ringside.

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Boris, Franky-fucking-Four Fingers...

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...has a diamond the size of a fist.

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I have told you it's in the briefcase
connected to his arm.

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I sent him to you to buy a gun.

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What more do you want me to do,
hit him for you?

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But don't you hit him either.

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Americans can't know it was Russian.

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It will come back to me.

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You're my brother, so think like it.

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Get somebody else to steal that stone!

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I don't want it getting back to me.

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And don't have him killed.
It will raise suspicion.

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So don't use idiots for the job.

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He'll stay in London a couple of
days before he goes to New York...

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...so move quick. Okay?

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One more thing.

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It might help.

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He loves to gamble.

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Eighty-six carats?

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Brilliant cut, beautiful make.

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A beautiful stone.

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You're a good boy, Franky.

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And you did a real good job.
Now when do you get back?

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I got to move the two-grainers here,
get a better price. Couple of days.

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-Talk to my cousin Dougie.
-Doug The Head?

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And Franky....

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-And what?
-Stay out of those casinos.

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You did a good job, bubbe.

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-Don't go screwing it up, all right?
-I hear you, Avi.

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I'll see you, Avi.

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Eighty-six carats.

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-Where?
-London.

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-London?
-London.

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-London?
-Yes, London.

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You know, fish, chips, cup of tea...

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...bad food, worse weather,
Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!

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Not for me.

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That's Doug The Head.
Everybody knows Doug The Head.

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If it's stones and it's stolen,
he's the man to speak to.

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Pretends he's Jewish.

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Wishes he was Jewish.

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Even tells his family
they're Jewish...

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...but he's about as Jewish
as he is a fucking monkey.

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He thinks it's good for business.
And in the diamond business...

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-... it is good for business.
-Avi!

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He'll be there today.
Take care of him.

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Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops.

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He isn't selling schtrops.
Make it smaller.

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Who do you take me for?
This is England.

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We play by the rules.

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Listen to me.

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If the stones are kosher,
then I'll buy them, won't I?

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's my lunchtime. Bye.

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What are you doing here?

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It's a free country, isn't it?

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Well, it ain't a free shop, is it?

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So fuck off.

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I want to see you two girls
up in my office.

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I had cousin Avi on the phone.

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-You got to go see him.
-Yeah, Dad. You told us.

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-He's a big mucker in New York.
-Yeah, Dad. You told us.

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I want to see you girls
up in my office.

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Yeah, Dad. You told us.

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The weight is sign of reliability.

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I always go for reliability.

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I'll take it.

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How much do you want for it?

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Nothing.

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Okay, so what do you want for it?

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I want you to do something for me.

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There is a fight in couple of days.

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What kind of a fight?

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Unlicensed boxing.

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There is a bookies I know
that will take bets.

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If you place one down for me...

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...we will call it quits.

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-Why don't you put it down yourself?
-Well...

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...there is not too many bookies
that takes those kind of bets.

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And I already have an outstanding
debt with the house.

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I know something most don't.

249
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:27,907
So, nu?

250
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,619
What do you know?

251
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:38,043
It's a campsite. A pikey campsite.

252
00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:41,295
-Ten points.
-What are we doing here?

253
00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:45,382
-We're buying a caravan.
-Off a pack of fucking pikeys?

254
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:48,548
What's wrong with you?
This will get messy.

255
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:49,629
Not if you're here.

256
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,717
Oh, you bastard.

257
00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:54,466
I fucking hate pikeys.

258
00:16:57,523 --> 00:16:58,898
That's a flash car, mister.

259
00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,608
Not as flash as your bike.

260
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,775
Who are you looking for?

261
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:04,273
Mr. O'Neil.

262
00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:07,272
-Want me to get him?
-That's a good lad.

263
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,277
Piss off.

264
00:17:10,244 --> 00:17:12,818
-Are you going to go get him for me?
-Yeah.

265
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,826
-What are you waiting for?
-The five quid you'll pay me.

266
00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:18,751
Fuck off, I'll find him meself.

267
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:21,292
-Two fifty.
-You can have a quid.

268
00:17:21,548 --> 00:17:23,090
You're a real tight fucker.

269
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:25,381
There was a problem with gypsies.

270
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,088
What're you doing?
Get out of the way, man.

271
00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:29,385
You can't understand
what's being said.

272
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,223
You Tommy? Come about the caravan?

273
00:17:31,475 --> 00:17:33,717
-Mr. O'Neil.
-Fuck, man. Call me Mickey.

274
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:35,520
Not Irish, not English.

275
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:38,019
-How are you?
-Weather's been kind.

276
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:39,975
It's just Pikey.

277
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:42,359
Would you look at the size of him?

278
00:17:42,945 --> 00:17:44,439
How big are you?

279
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,690
-Kids, how big is he?
-Big, for sure.

280
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,571
Hey, Mam, come and look at the size
of this fella.

281
00:17:50,328 --> 00:17:54,824
Bet you box a little, can't you, sir?
You look like a boxer.

282
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,871
Get out of the way.
See if they'd like a drink.

283
00:17:58,128 --> 00:17:59,408
I could murder one.

284
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,714
Be no murdering done around here,
I don't mind telling you.

285
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,959
Get your hands out of there.

286
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,802
Cup of tea for the big fella?

287
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:10,174
Don't be silly, Mickey.
Offer the man a proper drink.

288
00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:12,840
You little bugger.

289
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:16,268
-Is the big fella not coming with us?
-He's minding the car.

290
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:20,312
-What does he think we are, thieves?
-No, nothing like that.

291
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:23,688
-He just likes looking after cars.
-Good dags. Do you like dags?

292
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:25,728
-Dags?
-What?

293
00:18:26,032 --> 00:18:28,071
-Yeah, dags.
-Dags. You like dags?

294
00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:30,320
Oh, dogs.

295
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,286
Sure, I like dags.

296
00:18:32,539 --> 00:18:35,326
-I like caravans more.
-You're very welcome.

297
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,469
Pikeys are well-known for their
skills of negotiation in business.

298
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:52,723
It's probably why
they talk like that...

299
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,094
...so you can't follow
what's being said.

300
00:18:55,354 --> 00:18:58,770
But if Tommy can get the caravan
for less than the price asked...

301
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,392
... on his return
there will be ice cream.

302
00:19:01,694 --> 00:19:03,437
Good dog, good family.

303
00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:06,365
He'll get a little homesick,
but he'll get over it.

304
00:19:06,908 --> 00:19:09,529
See you later, lads. See you, boss.

305
00:19:09,786 --> 00:19:11,944
All right, Mickey. Laters.

306
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:14,909
I don't see what the fuss is about.

307
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:16,906
They aren't bad fellas.

308
00:19:27,137 --> 00:19:29,344
The deal was, you bought it
how you saw it.

309
00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:32,683
Look, I've helped you as much
as I'm going to help you.

310
00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:34,768
See that car? Use it.

311
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,639
You should fuck off now while
you still got the legs to carry you.

312
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:41,860
Nobody brings you...

313
00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,982
...unless they're trying
to say something without talking.

314
00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:48,866
Just give our money back
and you can keep your caravan.

315
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,161
Why do I want a caravan
that's got no wheels?

316
00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:55,533
-You want to settle this with a fight?
-Over my dead body.

317
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,114
Now, go on! Go on!

318
00:19:57,419 --> 00:20:01,333
I'll not have you fighting!
You know what happens when you fight!

319
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:03,341
Get her to sit down.

320
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:05,635
For fuck's sake!

321
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,594
Want the money?
I ain't fucked you.

322
00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:16,386
I'll fight you for it. You and me.

323
00:20:29,536 --> 00:20:31,694
So that's the kind of fight
it'll be.

324
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:34,157
You want to stay down.

325
00:20:39,087 --> 00:20:40,629
You want to stay down!

326
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:46,173
Get back down and fucking stay down.

327
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,842
I promise you, you want to stay down.

328
00:20:49,098 --> 00:20:51,174
Deadly kick for a fat fucker,
you know that?

329
00:20:51,475 --> 00:20:53,432
Cheeky bastard.

330
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,228
-Okay, lads.
-Get him on his feet.

331
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,728
Get back down...

332
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:07,777
...or you will not be coming up
next time.

333
00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:12,195
Bollocks to you.

334
00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,622
This is sick. I'm out of here.

335
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,407
You're not going anywhere,
you thick lump.

336
00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:22,671
You stay until the job's done.

337
00:21:55,876 --> 00:21:59,375
It turned out that the sweet-talking,
tattoo-sporting pikey...

338
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:02,417
... was a gypsy bare-knuckle
boxing champion.

339
00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:05,379
Which makes him harder
than a coffin nail.

340
00:22:06,303 --> 00:22:09,886
Right now that's the last thing
on Tommy's mind.

341
00:22:10,141 --> 00:22:12,846
If Gorgeous doesn't wake up
in the next few minutes...

342
00:22:13,144 --> 00:22:15,350
... Tommy knows he'll be buried
with him.

343
00:22:16,105 --> 00:22:18,643
Why would the gypsies
want to explain...

344
00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:21,065
... why a man died in their campsite?

345
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:24,522
Not when they can bury the pair
of them and just move camp.

346
00:22:24,864 --> 00:22:28,280
It's not like they got
social security numbers, is it?

347
00:22:28,618 --> 00:22:30,860
Tommy, ''The Tit''...

348
00:22:31,121 --> 00:22:32,745
... is praying.

349
00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:34,278
And if he isn't...

350
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,575
...he fucking should be.

351
00:23:04,406 --> 00:23:05,568
Bad Boy.

352
00:23:06,199 --> 00:23:07,943
-Sol.
-Easy.

353
00:23:08,243 --> 00:23:10,948
No, it's a moissanite.

354
00:23:11,204 --> 00:23:12,118
A what?

355
00:23:12,706 --> 00:23:15,742
A moissanite is an artificial
diamond, Lincoln.

356
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:17,032
It's Mickey Mouse.

357
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:19,041
Spurious.

358
00:23:19,838 --> 00:23:21,297
Not genuine.

359
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,465
And it's worth...

360
00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:25,005
...fuck-all.

361
00:23:25,261 --> 00:23:28,215
Bad Boy, I keep telling you,
stick to being a gangster.

362
00:23:28,514 --> 00:23:30,306
Leave this game to me and Sol.

363
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:32,966
Laters.

364
00:23:36,773 --> 00:23:37,852
What is that, Vince?

365
00:23:38,107 --> 00:23:39,815
This is a dog, Sol.

366
00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,226
You are not bringing
that thing in here.

367
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,147
It's only a fucking dog.

368
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:45,948
-Where'd you get it?
-The gyppos.

369
00:23:46,199 --> 00:23:47,278
Here.

370
00:23:48,743 --> 00:23:50,368
They threw it in with the moody gold.

371
00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:55,240
You know gyppos, Sol. They're always
throwing dogs in with deals.

372
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:56,746
It better not be dangerous.

373
00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:00,753
What do you think you're doing now?

374
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,127
I want him to get used
to the shop, don't I?

375
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:07,721
Stop the dog!

376
00:24:07,972 --> 00:24:09,170
Come back!

377
00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:11,177
All right, Boris?

378
00:24:12,143 --> 00:24:15,227
-Don't worry about the dog.
-I'm not.

379
00:24:16,648 --> 00:24:18,023
What can I do for you?

380
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,567
I have a job for you.

381
00:24:20,819 --> 00:24:22,527
I already have a job.

382
00:24:23,446 --> 00:24:26,234
Fifty grand for half a day's work.

383
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:28,613
Go on.

384
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:32,154
I want you to hold up a bookies.

385
00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:38,710
From Russia with love, eh?

386
00:24:39,588 --> 00:24:41,795
I have stones to sell...

387
00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:45,169
...fat to chew and many men
to see about many ducks...

388
00:24:45,428 --> 00:24:46,970
...so if I am not rushing you....

389
00:24:47,722 --> 00:24:51,007
Slow down, Franky, my son.
When in Rome.

390
00:24:51,976 --> 00:24:54,550
I am not in Rome, Doug.

391
00:24:54,812 --> 00:24:56,473
I am in a rush.

392
00:24:56,981 --> 00:24:58,357
I got to make the bookies.

393
00:24:58,608 --> 00:24:59,806
Bookies?

394
00:25:01,027 --> 00:25:03,067
-What are you betting on?
-Bomber Harris.

395
00:25:04,656 --> 00:25:06,281
The unlicensed boxer?

396
00:25:09,036 --> 00:25:10,993
Do you know something that I don't?

397
00:25:11,747 --> 00:25:16,160
Bubbe, I probably know
a lot you don't.

398
00:25:17,795 --> 00:25:20,084
He's bad to the bone,
ain't you, Tyrone?

399
00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:21,537
Of course I am.

400
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:25,583
Tyrone'll drive for us. He's
done a rally driving course.

401
00:25:25,845 --> 00:25:27,043
Of course I have.

402
00:25:29,849 --> 00:25:32,636
I don't want that dog
dribbling on my seats.

403
00:25:32,894 --> 00:25:34,388
Your seats?

404
00:25:34,646 --> 00:25:36,888
Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

405
00:25:37,232 --> 00:25:39,059
While I'm at the wheel, it's my car...

406
00:25:39,317 --> 00:25:43,695
...so stop that dog dribbling
on my seats. All right?

407
00:25:43,947 --> 00:25:46,818
I can't believe you found it.
Where'd it go?

408
00:25:47,075 --> 00:25:48,783
It went back to the gyppos.

409
00:25:49,036 --> 00:25:51,741
Shut up.
And how could it find them?

410
00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:55,242
Well, I don't know.
I'm not a dog, Sol.

411
00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:57,121
Ask him.

412
00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:00,044
It's like he's
a fucking homing beacon.

413
00:26:01,966 --> 00:26:03,164
Steady on the brakes.

414
00:26:04,093 --> 00:26:05,671
I thought you said
he could drive, Sol.

415
00:26:05,970 --> 00:26:09,719
Don't worry about me. Just worry
about that dog on my seats.

416
00:26:10,016 --> 00:26:11,475
All right?

417
00:26:32,206 --> 00:26:33,237
What?

418
00:26:33,832 --> 00:26:37,367
You said he was a getaway driver.
What the fuck can he get away from?

419
00:26:37,628 --> 00:26:40,463
Don't worry about Tyrone.
He can move when he has to.

420
00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:42,257
Worry about getting us a gun.

421
00:26:47,555 --> 00:26:48,634
What's that?

422
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:52,137
This is a shotgun, Sol.

423
00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:55,181
It's a fucking
anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.

424
00:26:55,438 --> 00:26:59,388
-I want to raise pulses, don't I?
-You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.

425
00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:20,120
That does not look like a bookies.

426
00:27:20,423 --> 00:27:24,586
Why'd we stop here? What's the
matter with that space over there?

427
00:27:24,969 --> 00:27:26,713
It's too tight.

428
00:27:27,472 --> 00:27:28,847
Too tight?

429
00:27:29,891 --> 00:27:32,014
You could land a
jumbo-fucking-jet in there.

430
00:27:32,268 --> 00:27:36,480
Leave him alone.
He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?

431
00:27:36,773 --> 00:27:38,315
Of course I am.

432
00:27:49,453 --> 00:27:52,490
A natural fucking idiot.
Tyrone, what've you done?

433
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:54,783
Yeah, Tyrone, what have you done?

434
00:27:55,084 --> 00:27:57,836
Look, you hassle me,
you see what happens.

435
00:27:58,087 --> 00:28:00,495
It's all right.
No, don't move it now.

436
00:28:00,756 --> 00:28:03,378
People'll see the damage.
Why'd you do that?

437
00:28:03,634 --> 00:28:04,630
I didn't see it.

438
00:28:04,886 --> 00:28:08,966
It's a four-ton truck. It's not like
it's a packet of fucking peanuts.

439
00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:10,718
It was at a funny angle.

440
00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:14,764
It's behind you, Tyrone.

441
00:28:15,021 --> 00:28:17,429
Whenever you reverse,
things come from behind you.

442
00:28:18,108 --> 00:28:20,397
Control that dog as well.

443
00:28:21,111 --> 00:28:23,436
-Get that dog off him.
-Get it off me.

444
00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:28,235
Give me that squeaky toy.
It shut him up last time.

445
00:28:32,164 --> 00:28:33,160
Don't snatch.

446
00:28:35,418 --> 00:28:37,042
He can't swallow the whole ball.

447
00:28:39,922 --> 00:28:41,085
Yeah.

448
00:28:44,135 --> 00:28:45,629
Why the fuck...

449
00:28:45,929 --> 00:28:48,217
...did you put Gorgeous George...

450
00:28:48,515 --> 00:28:51,136
...into a bare-knuckle boxing match...

451
00:28:51,434 --> 00:28:53,676
...two days before
he had to fight The Bomber?

452
00:28:53,937 --> 00:28:57,223
He was half his size.
I didn't expect him to get hurt.

453
00:28:57,482 --> 00:29:01,646
You put the man into
a bare-knuckle boxing match.

454
00:29:02,154 --> 00:29:04,312
What the fuck did you expect?

455
00:29:04,657 --> 00:29:06,898
A grease-down and a shiatsu?

456
00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:09,567
Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

457
00:29:09,870 --> 00:29:12,278
You took the fucking jam
out of my doughnut.

458
00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:13,915
You did.

459
00:29:17,044 --> 00:29:18,076
You said get a good deal.

460
00:29:18,337 --> 00:29:20,876
I fail to recognize
the correlation...

461
00:29:21,132 --> 00:29:24,216
...between losing 10 grand,
hospitalizing Gorgeous...

462
00:29:24,469 --> 00:29:25,749
...and a good deal.

463
00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:28,220
How'll we explain this to Brick Top?

464
00:29:28,473 --> 00:29:30,264
That his fight won't happen?

465
00:29:31,017 --> 00:29:32,215
We replace the fighter.

466
00:29:32,477 --> 00:29:34,304
Oh, and hope he doesn't notice?

467
00:29:34,563 --> 00:29:36,437
Who the fuck will we
replace him with?

468
00:29:37,065 --> 00:29:38,441
What about John The Gun?

469
00:29:39,693 --> 00:29:41,152
Or Mad Fist Willy?

470
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:43,604
You're not Mr. Current Affairs,
are you?

471
00:29:44,198 --> 00:29:45,858
Mad Fist went mad...

472
00:29:46,408 --> 00:29:48,734
...and The Gun shot himself.

473
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,948
Jesus.

474
00:29:59,088 --> 00:29:59,870
What?

475
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,088
Let's use the fucking pikey.

476
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,841
-How much you gonna pay us?
-10 K.

477
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:09,429
Me bollocks. Lose more
than that running for the bus.

478
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:18,764
All right.

479
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,984
I'll do it for a caravan.

480
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:23,812
A what?

481
00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:25,235
A caravan.

482
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:29,074
-Top of the range and all that.
-It was us that wanted a caravan.

483
00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:31,743
Anyway, what's wrong with this one?

484
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,074
It's not for me.
It's for me ma.

485
00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:36,957
Your what?

486
00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:38,326
His ma.

487
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,982
Brick Top runs an illegal bookies.

488
00:31:08,244 --> 00:31:11,743
They take bets on anything
that involves blood and pain.

489
00:31:11,998 --> 00:31:13,373
Now I'm changing fighters...

490
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:17,043
...and Brick Top's gonna
exploit the situation.

491
00:31:17,337 --> 00:31:19,958
He's gonna pull my pants down,
grease me up...

492
00:31:20,215 --> 00:31:22,457
...and aim for penetration.

493
00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:24,917
If I didn't have
the replacement pikey...

494
00:31:25,178 --> 00:31:27,467
...he'd want to split me in half.

495
00:31:31,226 --> 00:31:33,551
They could charm the paint off walls,
these fellas.

496
00:31:41,612 --> 00:31:43,854
Look mean now,
you hairy fucker, won't you?

497
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,988
Shits himself when
you put him in the ring.

498
00:31:48,244 --> 00:31:50,817
Poke him with a stick,
you watch his bollocks grow.

499
00:31:51,789 --> 00:31:53,616
Do you like a dog fight, Turkish?

500
00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:56,709
We've lost Gorgeous George.

501
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,708
You're gonna have to repeat that.

502
00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:05,793
We've lost Gorgeous George.

503
00:32:06,388 --> 00:32:08,262
Well, where'd you lose him?

504
00:32:08,557 --> 00:32:11,048
He ain't a set
of fucking car keys, is he?

505
00:32:11,351 --> 00:32:13,973
And it's not as if he's
incon-fucking-spicuous, is it?

506
00:32:14,229 --> 00:32:15,178
We're not backing out.

507
00:32:15,439 --> 00:32:18,357
You bet your bollocks to
a barn dance you're not.

508
00:32:18,609 --> 00:32:20,020
We're changing the fighter.

509
00:32:22,154 --> 00:32:24,859
Oh, fuck me,
your lady friend got a voice?

510
00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:27,274
Who are you changing him to,
sweetheart?

511
00:32:27,577 --> 00:32:29,865
You won't know him, but he's mustard.

512
00:32:30,121 --> 00:32:31,152
Mustard?

513
00:32:31,414 --> 00:32:35,115
I don't care if he's
Muhammad '' I'm Hard'' Bruce Lee...

514
00:32:35,418 --> 00:32:36,794
...you can't change fighters.

515
00:32:37,045 --> 00:32:39,203
-You've still got your fight.
-No.

516
00:32:39,464 --> 00:32:42,667
I lose all bets at the bookies.
You can't change fighters.

517
00:32:42,926 --> 00:32:46,710
So, no, I don't have my fight,
do I, you fucking prat?

518
00:32:46,972 --> 00:32:48,680
You can take bets at the fight.

519
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,548
Put a lead on her, Turkish,
before she gets bitten.

520
00:32:51,810 --> 00:32:54,099
Do you want to get bitten, sweetheart?

521
00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:02,149
Make sure your man goes down
in the fourth.

522
00:33:02,738 --> 00:33:05,739
You understand me now,
don't you, Turkish?

523
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,610
This is the one place
I didn't want to be:

524
00:33:09,871 --> 00:33:11,116
In his debt.

525
00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:13,947
Which now means I'm in his pocket.

526
00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,996
You're on thin-fucking-ice,
my pedigree chums.

527
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,918
And I shall be under it
when it breaks.

528
00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:22,414
Now, fuck off.

529
00:33:31,101 --> 00:33:33,936
Doug, where's Franky Four Fingers?

530
00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:37,396
I don't know. I'm not his mother.
But I'm seeing him later.

531
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:40,223
-When later?
-He said he wanted cash.

532
00:33:40,528 --> 00:33:43,482
So he's coming back
after he's been to a fight.

533
00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:51,455
A fight?

534
00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:55,995
What do you mean, a fight?
A boxing match?

535
00:33:56,544 --> 00:34:00,922
-Is there gambling involved?
-It's a boxing match, Avi.

536
00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:03,665
-Did he have a case with him?
-Yes, he had a case.

537
00:34:03,927 --> 00:34:05,635
And this schmuck is gambling?

538
00:34:05,929 --> 00:34:10,508
You're talking about Franky '' I've got
a problem with gambling'' Four Fingers.

539
00:34:10,768 --> 00:34:12,345
Avi, I'm not telepathic.

540
00:34:12,603 --> 00:34:14,679
You're plenty stupid,
I'll give you that.

541
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:17,554
Do you know why they call him
Franky Four Fingers?

542
00:34:17,817 --> 00:34:19,145
I have no idea.

543
00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:22,522
Because he makes stupid bets
with dangerous people.

544
00:34:22,822 --> 00:34:25,443
When he doesn't pay up,
they give him the chop.

545
00:34:25,742 --> 00:34:27,651
And I'm not talking about
his fucking foreskin.

546
00:34:27,911 --> 00:34:29,321
I'm sure he can pay.

547
00:34:29,621 --> 00:34:33,286
Not with my goods. Got a toothbrush?
We're going to London.

548
00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,872
Do you hear that?
I'm coming to London!

549
00:34:40,632 --> 00:34:43,669
-Avi!
-Shut up and sit down, you bald fuck!

550
00:34:46,346 --> 00:34:48,505
I don't like leaving my own country...

551
00:34:48,766 --> 00:34:52,894
...especially leaving it for anything
less than warm, sandy beaches...

552
00:34:53,145 --> 00:34:55,683
...and cocktails
with little straw hats.

553
00:34:56,482 --> 00:34:58,225
We've got sandy beaches.

554
00:34:58,484 --> 00:35:00,311
So who the fuck wants to see them?

555
00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:04,437
I hope you can appreciate the concern
I have for my friend Franky.

556
00:35:04,699 --> 00:35:07,024
I'll find him,
and you'll help me find him.

557
00:35:07,327 --> 00:35:09,200
And we'll start at that fight.

558
00:35:11,456 --> 00:35:13,283
How am I gonna get it out?

559
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,251
It will probably cough it up.

560
00:35:15,502 --> 00:35:16,747
Will he be all right?

561
00:35:17,087 --> 00:35:18,285
I hope not.

562
00:35:18,547 --> 00:35:21,667
-Are we gonna rob this bookies?
-Yes, big man.

563
00:35:21,925 --> 00:35:22,956
Why are we waiting?

564
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:26,961
We are waiting for a man with
four fingers, carrying a briefcase.

565
00:35:27,222 --> 00:35:28,004
And why's that?

566
00:35:28,265 --> 00:35:33,141
Because the deal is, the Russian
gets the case, we get the money.

567
00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:34,854
What's in the case?

568
00:35:35,106 --> 00:35:39,353
For fuck's sake, Tyrone, just
concentrate on the steering wheel.

569
00:35:41,112 --> 00:35:42,108
Jesus.

570
00:35:42,363 --> 00:35:45,613
-Private night tonight, chaps.
-I'm well aware of that, my son.

571
00:35:45,867 --> 00:35:47,575
That's why we're here.

572
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:50,529
Well done. This is the back way in.

573
00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:53,831
Oh, really?
I thought it was the front.

574
00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:57,876
-Private night tonight, chaps.
-We know. That's why we're here.

575
00:35:58,547 --> 00:35:59,661
Tickets.

576
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:02,290
Are we ever gonna get into this place?

577
00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:05,428
Avi, Avi, you gotta understand.

578
00:36:05,721 --> 00:36:08,508
This ain't exactly Vegas,
and this ain't exactly legal.

579
00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:11,601
I'm not looking for Vegas
or for legal.

580
00:36:11,894 --> 00:36:13,638
I'm looking for Franky.

581
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:17,437
I know that,
and he said he's gonna be here.

582
00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:20,438
-lf there's gambling, he'll be here.
-Let's not have a fuck-up.

583
00:36:20,695 --> 00:36:22,023
You won't let us down.

584
00:36:22,322 --> 00:36:26,189
He's going down in the fourth,
don't you worry about that.

585
00:36:29,996 --> 00:36:30,992
Is that him?

586
00:36:31,248 --> 00:36:33,406
I don't know.
How many fingers did he have?

587
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:35,706
Sorry, I didn't get
the binoculars out in time.

588
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:38,713
Let's not stand on ceremony.
Let's start the show.

589
00:36:54,939 --> 00:36:56,647
Do you know who
this bookies belongs to?

590
00:36:56,899 --> 00:36:59,900
If you know what's good for you
you'll give me everything--

591
00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:06,909
What are you doing?

592
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,532
What does it look like
I'm doing up here?

593
00:37:11,748 --> 00:37:14,583
This is starting to hurt, Solomon.

594
00:37:14,876 --> 00:37:17,118
Drop the screen now.

595
00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:21,420
How you doing, Vince?

596
00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:24,047
I'd do a lot better
if you'd stop using my name.

597
00:37:24,303 --> 00:37:26,343
-Fill that bag.
-All bets are off.

598
00:37:26,931 --> 00:37:30,347
I am not in here
to make a fucking bet.

599
00:37:30,601 --> 00:37:31,764
Appreciated...

600
00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:33,893
...but all bets...

601
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,815
...are...

602
00:37:37,108 --> 00:37:38,223
...off.

603
00:37:39,569 --> 00:37:42,903
If all bets are off, then there
can't be any money, can there?

604
00:37:44,366 --> 00:37:46,489
I ain't fucking buying that.

605
00:37:46,785 --> 00:37:50,201
That's handy because I ain't
fucking selling it. It's a fact.

606
00:37:51,248 --> 00:37:52,623
What have you got?

607
00:37:54,418 --> 00:37:55,960
Nothing, really.

608
00:37:58,046 --> 00:37:59,541
A few coins, but no notes.

609
00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:03,375
Show me your hands.

610
00:38:06,013 --> 00:38:07,211
You've got five fingers.

611
00:38:10,601 --> 00:38:11,597
Copper coins.

612
00:38:12,603 --> 00:38:15,439
What do you mean,
copper-fucking-coins?

613
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:28,025
It won't open
because it's a security door.

614
00:38:28,286 --> 00:38:29,401
Hold that.

615
00:38:38,505 --> 00:38:39,881
My leg.

616
00:38:42,635 --> 00:38:46,335
What are you moaning about?
It didn't even touch it.

617
00:38:54,605 --> 00:38:56,266
We're fucked.

618
00:39:03,406 --> 00:39:05,648
What the fuck are you two doing?

619
00:39:10,122 --> 00:39:11,201
Get us out of here.

620
00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:19,828
Tyrone, what are you doing?
Get us out of here!

621
00:39:27,557 --> 00:39:30,261
Who the fuck is this man, Tyrone?

622
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:36,938
He's a man with four fingers
and a briefcase, Vinny.

623
00:39:39,152 --> 00:39:40,646
In the red corner...

624
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:43,401
...we have the young
and unchallenged....

625
00:39:43,657 --> 00:39:47,904
So, Mickey, you're going down
in the fourth. Is that clear?

626
00:39:48,203 --> 00:39:49,828
Just make sure he doesn't kill me.

627
00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:53,913
So give it up
for the bone-crunching...

628
00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:56,291
...one-punch machine gun...

629
00:39:56,587 --> 00:39:58,414
...Mickey!

630
00:40:03,511 --> 00:40:05,669
And in the other corner....

631
00:40:07,014 --> 00:40:09,090
Now, I know he looks
like a fat fucker--

632
00:40:09,392 --> 00:40:12,263
Well, he is a fat fucker,
but he's dirty and he's dangerous.

633
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:17,348
Bomber ''The Mad Man'' Harris!

634
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:22,146
Now, try and look like a fighter.

635
00:40:22,405 --> 00:40:24,861
Let's get ready...

636
00:40:25,117 --> 00:40:27,193
...to rumble!

637
00:41:00,904 --> 00:41:04,403
Do you realize I'm
fucking forty grand down?

638
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:05,862
What's the fucking crack?

639
00:41:06,118 --> 00:41:08,787
-I'll make it up to you.
-I ain't happy.

640
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:12,448
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
Stand on me.

641
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:15,744
Oh, that fucking pikey's
put me in it.

642
00:41:17,546 --> 00:41:19,669
Thanks for the tip, Brick Top.

643
00:41:19,924 --> 00:41:23,008
Listen, you fucking fringe,
if I throw a dog a bone...

644
00:41:23,261 --> 00:41:24,671
...I don't want to know
if it tastes good.

645
00:41:24,929 --> 00:41:29,924
Stop me again whilst I'm walking and
I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

646
00:41:51,790 --> 00:41:54,661
-He's here.
-Well, you explain it to him.

647
00:42:01,968 --> 00:42:04,637
-What you doing?
-The case was attached to his arm.

648
00:42:04,929 --> 00:42:07,254
So why didn't you chop it off?

649
00:42:07,557 --> 00:42:09,763
We ain't fucking butchers, Boris.

650
00:42:10,059 --> 00:42:11,340
But he has the case.

651
00:42:11,603 --> 00:42:14,224
Look, we--
Well, you have a problem.

652
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,723
There weren't much cash
at the bookies.

653
00:42:18,693 --> 00:42:19,856
Okay.

654
00:42:21,196 --> 00:42:22,774
Here is the 10 grand.

655
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:25,944
No. Keep it. We want this.

656
00:42:26,368 --> 00:42:28,859
Well, at least half of this.

657
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,951
What was in the case was mine.

658
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:35,493
What was in the bookies was yours.
Okay?

659
00:42:35,795 --> 00:42:39,579
It wasn't much, but here is
the 10 large to help the situation.

660
00:42:39,882 --> 00:42:41,590
No, I'm afraid
it's too late for that.

661
00:42:41,843 --> 00:42:45,342
We want half of this, and that's
because we're being generous.

662
00:42:45,638 --> 00:42:49,683
We could, by all rights, keep
the whole fucking stone, Boris.

663
00:42:59,361 --> 00:43:00,689
Watch out!

664
00:43:03,115 --> 00:43:04,858
Drop the gun, fat boy.

665
00:43:08,746 --> 00:43:12,364
You fucking idiots.
He could not know my name.

666
00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:15,202
Give me the stone.

667
00:43:16,295 --> 00:43:18,751
-It's in the case.
-What?

668
00:43:20,258 --> 00:43:21,171
It's in the case.

669
00:43:21,426 --> 00:43:23,003
You put the stone in the case?

670
00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:26,048
Open it and give me the stone.

671
00:43:27,265 --> 00:43:31,180
The only man who knew
the combination, you just shot.

672
00:44:00,883 --> 00:44:04,716
Now, it's not too clever to hang
about after Mickey's performance.

673
00:44:04,971 --> 00:44:09,929
Brick Top, in short, will be looking
to kill Tommy, Mickey and myself.

674
00:44:10,185 --> 00:44:13,768
I know he's looking for us,
but I don't have a choice.

675
00:44:14,606 --> 00:44:18,686
I'm happy to leave the country,
but I need money to do so.

676
00:44:18,944 --> 00:44:22,728
But any money I have is in the safe,
which is in the office.

677
00:44:22,990 --> 00:44:24,698
Once I have that, it's--

678
00:44:24,992 --> 00:44:26,023
Oink, oink.

679
00:44:26,744 --> 00:44:27,906
Shit.

680
00:44:30,206 --> 00:44:31,997
So that's where you keep the sugar.

681
00:44:33,834 --> 00:44:36,789
What brings you two here?
Run out of pants to sniff?

682
00:44:38,506 --> 00:44:40,250
That sounds like hostility,
doesn't it?

683
00:44:40,508 --> 00:44:42,833
And we don't like hostility,
do we, Errol?

684
00:44:43,762 --> 00:44:45,042
No, we don't, John.

685
00:44:57,025 --> 00:44:59,101
I just had them polished.

686
00:45:04,825 --> 00:45:06,782
Go and put the kettle on.

687
00:45:10,247 --> 00:45:13,664
-You take sugar?
-No, thank you, Turkish.

688
00:45:14,502 --> 00:45:16,293
I'm sweet enough.

689
00:45:25,096 --> 00:45:27,089
He's now your problem.

690
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,798
Okay?

691
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:41,857
You can keep the 10 grand,
along with the body...

692
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:45,234
...but if I see you again,
you motherfuckers....

693
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:49,913
Well, look at him.

694
00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:00,297
I've got a bare-knuckle fight
in a couple of days.

695
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:01,713
I want to use the pikey.

696
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:04,631
All right. Of course.

697
00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,136
Of course, fucking of course.

698
00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:09,840
I wasn't asking, I was telling.

699
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:12,015
But this time...

700
00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:16,639
...I do want him to go down
in the fourth.

701
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:21,654
And I do mean it, this time.

702
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:35,458
Now, I know you come back here
to open your safe.

703
00:46:37,755 --> 00:46:39,832
So now you can open it.

704
00:46:40,216 --> 00:46:42,542
Turkish has been a busy
little bastard.

705
00:46:42,802 --> 00:46:44,546
I think he's got away with enough.

706
00:46:44,846 --> 00:46:48,844
Thinking can get you into trouble,
Errol. I shouldn't do so much of it.

707
00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:51,016
That takes care of one little piggy.

708
00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:54,105
Now find me the silly sods
who blagged the bookies.

709
00:46:54,398 --> 00:46:55,596
Find them today.

710
00:47:14,627 --> 00:47:17,083
Top of the morning
to you, Mrs. O'Neil.

711
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,002
Tommy.

712
00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:23,550
You're a snake in the grass,
ain't you? Where'd they come from?

713
00:47:23,804 --> 00:47:26,045
You're looking for my boy, are you?

714
00:47:26,306 --> 00:47:28,762
-Do you know where I can find him?
-Yeah.

715
00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:31,976
Would you like
to share that information?

716
00:47:32,229 --> 00:47:34,637
I don't want you getting
my boy into trouble.

717
00:47:35,899 --> 00:47:39,150
He's my only boy.
And he's a good boy.

718
00:47:40,821 --> 00:47:42,102
He's coursing.

719
00:47:44,408 --> 00:47:45,951
What's coursing?

720
00:47:46,494 --> 00:47:47,407
Hare coursing.

721
00:47:48,287 --> 00:47:52,202
They set two lurchers--
They're dogs, before you ask.

722
00:47:53,084 --> 00:47:54,662
On a hare.

723
00:47:55,336 --> 00:47:58,373
And the hare has to outrun the dogs.

724
00:47:58,632 --> 00:48:00,671
So, what if it doesn't?

725
00:48:02,010 --> 00:48:05,462
Well, the big rabbit gets fucked,
doesn't it?

726
00:48:09,059 --> 00:48:10,684
Proper fucked?

727
00:48:11,395 --> 00:48:12,723
Yeah, Tommy.

728
00:48:13,147 --> 00:48:15,353
Before ''zee'' Germans get there.

729
00:48:19,236 --> 00:48:20,896
Do you know these tits, Errol?

730
00:48:20,946 --> 00:48:22,275
I know a lot of tits...

731
00:48:22,365 --> 00:48:24,986
...but I don't know any
as fucking stupid as these two.

732
00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:26,238
John?

733
00:48:26,786 --> 00:48:28,161
I can't help, guv.

734
00:48:33,042 --> 00:48:34,323
Tyrone.

735
00:48:34,586 --> 00:48:37,421
You silly, fat bastard.

736
00:48:38,924 --> 00:48:40,715
-Do you want to do it?
-That depends.

737
00:48:40,967 --> 00:48:41,916
On what?

738
00:48:42,177 --> 00:48:45,048
On you buying this caravan.

739
00:48:45,305 --> 00:48:47,678
Not the rouge one. The rose.

740
00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:50,431
-It's not the same caravan.
-Not the same fight.

741
00:48:50,686 --> 00:48:52,643
It's twice the size of the last one.

742
00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:55,851
The fight is twice the size.
And me ma needs a caravan.

743
00:48:56,108 --> 00:48:59,062
I like to look after me ma.
It's a fair deal. Take it.

744
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,234
You're lucky we aren't worm food
after your last performance.

745
00:49:03,699 --> 00:49:06,819
Buying a tart's mobile palace
is a little fucking rich.

746
00:49:09,706 --> 00:49:12,707
I wasn't calling your mum a tart.
I just meant....

747
00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:15,249
Save your breath for cooling
your porridge.

748
00:49:23,262 --> 00:49:27,390
Right. And she's terrible
partial to the periwinkle blue.

749
00:49:29,643 --> 00:49:31,054
Have I made myself clear?

750
00:49:33,147 --> 00:49:35,519
Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey.

751
00:49:35,858 --> 00:49:39,061
Just give me one minute
to confer with my colleague.

752
00:49:43,741 --> 00:49:45,948
Did you understand a word
of what he said?

753
00:49:48,788 --> 00:49:49,986
I'll tell you what.

754
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:52,906
Fucker.

755
00:49:53,501 --> 00:49:54,996
I'll bet you for it.

756
00:49:55,587 --> 00:49:56,583
You'll what?

757
00:49:56,838 --> 00:49:58,119
He'll bet you for it.

758
00:49:58,673 --> 00:50:01,628
What, like Tommy did last time?
Do me a favour?

759
00:50:01,885 --> 00:50:03,344
I'll do you a favour.

760
00:50:03,595 --> 00:50:06,265
You have first bet.
If I win, I get a caravan...

761
00:50:06,515 --> 00:50:08,591
...and the boys get
a pair of them shoes.

762
00:50:10,728 --> 00:50:12,471
If I lose...

763
00:50:14,690 --> 00:50:17,691
...fuck it, I'll do the fight
for free.

764
00:50:19,612 --> 00:50:22,483
The last thing I really
want to do is bet a pikey.

765
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,863
However, I don't really
have much of a choice.

766
00:50:25,535 --> 00:50:28,738
Somehow I've got to get him to fight,
but if I lose....

767
00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:32,081
Well, I don't even want
to think about losing.

768
00:50:32,709 --> 00:50:36,327
Okay. I reckon the hare gets fucked.

769
00:50:36,588 --> 00:50:38,545
What? Proper fucked?

770
00:50:40,842 --> 00:50:42,503
You got that, London?

771
00:50:42,761 --> 00:50:43,757
We're on!

772
00:51:56,004 --> 00:51:58,839
I'll fucking tell you!
Get those off me.

773
00:51:59,508 --> 00:52:01,216
I'll tell you
who robbed your bookies.

774
00:52:18,277 --> 00:52:20,947
Periwinkle blue. Bye, boys.

775
00:52:22,949 --> 00:52:25,321
Who's proper fucked now, then?

776
00:52:27,037 --> 00:52:29,160
There's something very wrong
with this.

777
00:52:29,456 --> 00:52:32,659
It was us that wanted
to buy a caravan off of him.

778
00:52:33,502 --> 00:52:38,045
Well, why didn't you '' bust a cap
in his ass'' then, Tommy?

779
00:52:38,590 --> 00:52:41,757
Mind you, you'd do more damage
if you threw it at him.

780
00:52:42,011 --> 00:52:44,502
What? You saying I can't shoot?

781
00:52:44,763 --> 00:52:48,298
Oh, no, Tommy.
I wasn't saying you can't shoot.

782
00:52:48,601 --> 00:52:50,392
I know you can't shoot.

783
00:52:50,686 --> 00:52:54,980
What we're saying is, that piece
of shit stuck in your trousers...

784
00:52:55,274 --> 00:52:57,184
...would do more damage
if you fed it to him.

785
00:52:57,443 --> 00:52:58,938
You saying the gun don't work?

786
00:52:59,237 --> 00:53:00,517
You tried it?

787
00:53:05,994 --> 00:53:06,824
Whoops.

788
00:53:09,331 --> 00:53:12,367
I want to see
that sneaky fucking Russian.

789
00:53:12,834 --> 00:53:15,290
Why's he got a tea cosy on his head?

790
00:53:15,587 --> 00:53:17,461
To keep his head warm.

791
00:53:17,715 --> 00:53:20,170
-What happened to him?
-He got shot in the face.

792
00:53:20,426 --> 00:53:21,837
I thought that was obvious.

793
00:53:22,094 --> 00:53:24,419
What'd you do that for?
You mistake him for a rabbit?

794
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,136
-What do you want me to do?
-Sort it out.

795
00:53:27,391 --> 00:53:30,227
-I'm not a witch doctor.
-But you are a bad boy yardie...

796
00:53:30,478 --> 00:53:33,313
...and bad boy yardies should know how
to get rid of bodies.

797
00:53:33,564 --> 00:53:36,316
I create the bodies,
I don't erase the bodies.

798
00:53:43,158 --> 00:53:44,403
We're in, governor.

799
00:53:46,453 --> 00:53:48,244
Goody gumdrops.

800
00:53:48,580 --> 00:53:50,869
Get us a cup of tea,
would you, Errol?

801
00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:53,747
Grab hold of his legs.

802
00:53:54,002 --> 00:53:56,873
What do you think
I'm gonna grab him by, his ears?

803
00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:09,971
Hope this is not a bad moment.

804
00:54:14,899 --> 00:54:16,180
Do you know who I am?

805
00:54:18,695 --> 00:54:20,023
I do.

806
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,157
Good. That will save me
some time, then.

807
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:33,370
Well, I don't.

808
00:54:41,135 --> 00:54:45,596
You're always gonna have problems
lifting a body in one piece.

809
00:54:46,015 --> 00:54:48,008
Apparently, the best thing to do...

810
00:54:48,309 --> 00:54:52,936
...is cut up a corpse into six pieces
and pile it all together.

811
00:54:53,857 --> 00:54:56,430
Would someone mind telling me,
who are you?

812
00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:59,610
When you got your six pieces,
you gotta get rid of them.

813
00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:03,314
It's no good leaving it in the freezer
for your mum to discover.

814
00:55:09,164 --> 00:55:12,699
Then I hear the best thing
to do is feed them to pigs.

815
00:55:14,294 --> 00:55:16,371
You gotta starve the pigs
for a few days...

816
00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:19,834
...then the chopped-up body
will look like curry to a pisshead.

817
00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:24,885
You gotta shave the heads of your
victims and pull the teeth out...

818
00:55:25,139 --> 00:55:26,931
...for the piggies' digestion.

819
00:55:27,225 --> 00:55:29,217
You could do this afterwards,
of course...

820
00:55:29,477 --> 00:55:31,885
...but you don't want
to sieve through pigshit, do you?

821
00:55:32,939 --> 00:55:36,771
They will go through bone like butter.

822
00:55:37,277 --> 00:55:41,061
You need at least 16 pigs
to finish the job in one sitting...

823
00:55:41,364 --> 00:55:45,314
...so be wary of any man
who keeps a pig farm.

824
00:55:45,577 --> 00:55:48,780
They will go through a body
that weighs 200 pounds...

825
00:55:49,081 --> 00:55:50,955
...in about eight minutes.

826
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:52,786
That means that a single pig...

827
00:55:53,085 --> 00:55:56,750
...can consume two pounds
of uncooked flesh...

828
00:55:57,047 --> 00:55:59,005
...every minute.

829
00:55:59,633 --> 00:56:01,591
Hence the expression...

830
00:56:01,844 --> 00:56:05,130
...''as greedy as a pig.''

831
00:56:08,977 --> 00:56:13,271
Well, thank you for that.
That's a great weight off me mind.

832
00:56:13,523 --> 00:56:16,690
Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me
who the fuck you are...

833
00:56:16,943 --> 00:56:19,814
...apart from someone who feeds people
to pigs, of course.

834
00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:25,985
Do you know what '' nemesis'' means?

835
00:56:30,374 --> 00:56:33,825
''A righteous infliction
of retribution...

836
00:56:34,128 --> 00:56:37,960
...manifested by an
appropriate agent.''

837
00:56:38,424 --> 00:56:43,382
Personified, in this case,
by a horrible cunt:

838
00:56:43,888 --> 00:56:45,299
Me.

839
00:56:53,148 --> 00:56:54,476
Gentlemen....

840
00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:27,963
Why can't you find me Franky, Doug?

841
00:57:28,309 --> 00:57:32,770
Avi, what do you want me to do?
I'm not a bounty hunter.

842
00:57:34,482 --> 00:57:35,681
What about Tony?

843
00:57:35,942 --> 00:57:37,105
Bullet-Tooth Tony.

844
00:57:37,402 --> 00:57:38,232
Who's Bullet-Tooth--

845
00:57:38,487 --> 00:57:40,479
-Tony!
-You silly fuck.

846
00:57:40,739 --> 00:57:41,770
He's a liability.

847
00:57:42,032 --> 00:57:44,191
He'd find Moses and the burning bush.

848
00:57:44,451 --> 00:57:45,862
You are gonna die, Tony!

849
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,323
He got shot six times,
had the bullets moulded into gold.

850
00:57:50,207 --> 00:57:51,951
I shoot you, you go down!

851
00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:55,003
He has two in his teeth
that Dad did, so he loves Dad.

852
00:57:56,088 --> 00:57:57,962
Why don't you fucking die?

853
00:57:58,216 --> 00:58:00,837
-He's the best chance you got.
-Six times?

854
00:58:02,428 --> 00:58:03,804
In one sitting.

855
00:58:04,597 --> 00:58:06,305
You're in trouble now.

856
00:58:07,976 --> 00:58:10,182
Sounds promising.
What are we waiting for?

857
00:58:22,825 --> 00:58:23,904
Bonjour.

858
00:58:27,371 --> 00:58:29,660
What's so fucking important?

859
00:58:29,915 --> 00:58:32,074
Why do you think
we've got a dead man...

860
00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:35,122
-...missing an arm in our office?
-Talk to me, tell me.

861
00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:37,171
You give us four days...

862
00:58:37,465 --> 00:58:41,083
...l'll get you a stone the size
of a fucking home. I kid you not.

863
00:58:41,344 --> 00:58:42,542
What do you think, Errol?

864
00:58:42,845 --> 00:58:46,012
I think we should drip-dry them,
while we got the chance.

865
00:58:46,266 --> 00:58:48,472
It was a rhetorical question, Errol.

866
00:58:48,768 --> 00:58:51,342
What have I told you about thinking?

867
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:54,139
-You got 48 hours.
-Yeah.

868
00:58:54,399 --> 00:58:57,685
You can keep that silly, fat wanker.
The lads can't lift him.

869
00:58:57,945 --> 00:58:59,143
Forty-eight hours.

870
00:58:59,446 --> 00:59:00,857
After that it's your family...

871
00:59:01,156 --> 00:59:03,944
...and the pigs finish
what the dogs don't do.

872
00:59:06,287 --> 00:59:10,331
So, what should I call you?
Should I call you '' Bullet''? ''Tooth''?

873
00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,207
Call me ''Susan''
if it makes you happy.

874
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:15,876
Tony, there is a man
I'd like you to find.

875
00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:19,795
That depends on all the elements
in the equation. How many are there?

876
00:59:20,051 --> 00:59:20,881
Forty thousand.

877
00:59:23,972 --> 00:59:25,596
Where was he last seen?

878
00:59:26,558 --> 00:59:27,423
At a bookies.

879
00:59:28,018 --> 00:59:29,346
Bookies?

880
00:59:31,646 --> 00:59:33,520
Pass us the blower, Susi.

881
00:59:37,569 --> 00:59:40,654
-Bookies got blagged last night.
-Blagged? Speak English.

882
00:59:40,906 --> 00:59:45,615
This country spawned the language,
and nobody seems to speak it.

883
00:59:45,911 --> 00:59:47,240
Blagged, robbed.

884
00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:49,822
We'll see a man
that may know something.

885
00:59:50,082 --> 00:59:51,826
I need a gun.

886
00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:55,163
You don't, Rosebud, me old son.
You need me.

887
00:59:57,715 --> 01:00:00,041
I got fucking black ink all
over fuck boy.

888
01:00:00,343 --> 01:00:02,383
He's stained for fucking life.

889
01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:05,348
That and the golden teeth as well.
Fucking hell--

890
01:00:05,598 --> 01:00:06,927
All right, Mullet?

891
01:00:11,897 --> 01:00:13,640
How you doing?
You all right, mate?

892
01:00:14,483 --> 01:00:15,811
Nice tie.

893
01:00:16,068 --> 01:00:17,692
I heard you weren't about that much.

894
01:00:17,945 --> 01:00:21,148
Still warm, the blood
that courses through my veins.

895
01:00:21,907 --> 01:00:23,567
Unlike yours, Mullet.

896
01:00:24,368 --> 01:00:25,946
Who blagged Brick Top's bookies?

897
01:00:26,245 --> 01:00:29,448
-Do me a favour, Tone.
-I will do you a favour, Mullet.

898
01:00:29,707 --> 01:00:33,456
I'll not bash the fuck out of you
in front of all your girlfriends.

899
01:00:34,379 --> 01:00:37,913
Gonna make it worth my while, mate?
Jesus, you know how it is, man.

900
01:00:42,178 --> 01:00:43,756
Comfortable, Mullet?

901
01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:47,098
It's sadly ironic it's that tie
that's got you into this pickle.

902
01:00:47,350 --> 01:00:50,138
Now, you take all
the time you want, mate.

903
01:00:50,604 --> 01:00:52,431
What the fuck you doing, Tone?

904
01:00:52,689 --> 01:00:55,263
Driving down the street
with your head in my window.

905
01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:59,526
-What you think I'm doing?
-Well, don't, Tone.

906
01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:02,607
You been using dog shit
for toothpaste?

907
01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:04,112
Slow down, Tone.

908
01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:06,449
Slow down, Tony!

909
01:01:06,704 --> 01:01:09,242
I don't think so.
I think I'll speed up.

910
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,743
Play some music if you like.

911
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:16,034
I love this track.

912
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,914
I want to know who blagged
Brick Top's bookies.

913
01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:21,625
Yes, Mullet?

914
01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:27,309
I think it's two black guys that work
from a pawn shop in Smith Street.

915
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,344
Better not be telling me porky pies.

916
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:34,977
I tell you, it's two black guys work
out of a pawnshop on Smith Street.

917
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:37,607
It's very effective, Tony.

918
01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:39,896
It's not too subtle, but effective.

919
01:01:41,574 --> 01:01:42,984
Are we taking him with us?

920
01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:53,366
It's the Russian.

921
01:01:54,504 --> 01:01:55,500
A Russian?

922
01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:58,377
To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian.

923
01:01:58,675 --> 01:02:03,171
Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing
with those sneaky Russian dogs.

924
01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,675
-Give me a name.
-Yurinov.

925
01:02:05,974 --> 01:02:07,303
Boris.

926
01:02:07,851 --> 01:02:09,393
-Boris The Blade?
-Yeah.

927
01:02:09,686 --> 01:02:12,522
As in Boris The Bullet-Dodger?

928
01:02:14,066 --> 01:02:16,438
Why do they call him
The Bullet-Dodger?

929
01:02:17,444 --> 01:02:19,817
Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

930
01:02:21,699 --> 01:02:24,700
He won't fight unless
we buy his mum a caravan...

931
01:02:24,952 --> 01:02:26,363
...and you nicked all our savings.

932
01:02:27,079 --> 01:02:31,077
In the quiet words
of the Virgin Mary, come again?

933
01:02:32,001 --> 01:02:35,869
He's a stubborn bastard. He said
he's got to look after his mum.

934
01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:38,456
-Are you taking the piss?
-What can I do?

935
01:02:38,717 --> 01:02:40,875
I can't make him do it, can I?

936
01:02:41,136 --> 01:02:44,256
You're not much good to me alive
are you, Turkish?

937
01:02:49,353 --> 01:02:53,303
He's a useless shite, that boy.
Punish him for me, Errol.

938
01:02:54,650 --> 01:02:56,856
I want that pikey to fight.

939
01:03:21,470 --> 01:03:24,589
Brick Top thought smashing up
our arcade...

940
01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:27,891
...might help me
to persuade Mickey to fight.

941
01:03:29,103 --> 01:03:31,060
And if that wasn't enough...

942
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,769
...he thought it would be
a good idea...

943
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,772
... to burn Mickey's mum's caravan.

944
01:03:38,487 --> 01:03:39,982
While she was asleep in it.

945
01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:39,250
Turkish, get your arse up.

946
01:04:39,968 --> 01:04:40,834
You lot...

947
01:04:41,553 --> 01:04:44,044
...follow me
and I'll fucking shoot you.

948
01:04:45,098 --> 01:04:47,969
Calm down, son. Behave yourself.

949
01:04:48,268 --> 01:04:52,183
I've got the gun, son.
I think it's you who should behave.

950
01:04:52,815 --> 01:04:53,846
What?

951
01:04:54,608 --> 01:04:56,981
You want to see
if I've got the minerals?

952
01:05:15,755 --> 01:05:17,084
Jesus.

953
01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:18,799
Sorry, Mickey.

954
01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:21,505
Did you do it?

955
01:05:26,642 --> 01:05:28,184
Then what are you sorry for?

956
01:05:29,353 --> 01:05:31,809
-What are you two doing here?
-Come back!

957
01:05:32,064 --> 01:05:34,899
-You got some tars on you.
-Fuck off, Darren.

958
01:05:35,860 --> 01:05:37,188
Fuck off!

959
01:05:44,410 --> 01:05:46,368
How silly do I feel?

960
01:05:46,871 --> 01:05:49,493
His mum is still smoking
next to us...

961
01:05:49,749 --> 01:05:51,789
...and I'm asking him to fight.

962
01:05:53,170 --> 01:05:55,791
I'll do the fight before he causes
any more carnage.

963
01:05:56,423 --> 01:05:58,214
And if he'd said no...

964
01:05:58,508 --> 01:06:00,881
... it could've been
a shite sight worse.

965
01:06:06,850 --> 01:06:08,393
Russians.

966
01:06:13,858 --> 01:06:15,233
Russians.

967
01:06:15,526 --> 01:06:16,937
I should've known.

968
01:06:17,195 --> 01:06:21,109
Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts.

969
01:06:21,366 --> 01:06:23,405
What do you know about this goyim?

970
01:06:24,035 --> 01:06:25,660
Ex-KGB cancer.

971
01:06:26,371 --> 01:06:28,577
He was a highly trained
undercover agent.

972
01:06:28,832 --> 01:06:31,204
He'll be impossible to track down.

973
01:06:32,127 --> 01:06:33,123
Yeah.

974
01:06:33,378 --> 01:06:36,997
There's a strange man who wants
to sell us an 84-carat stone.

975
01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,795
-Where's he from?
-I don't know. Hard to tell.

976
01:06:40,052 --> 01:06:41,332
He's got a thick Russian accent.

977
01:06:53,983 --> 01:06:58,313
Well, what was I supposed to do?
He set the dogs on me. Look.

978
01:06:59,030 --> 01:07:02,529
That sneaky fucking Russian!
No wonder he didn't want to do it.

979
01:07:02,784 --> 01:07:05,240
First things first. One of us...

980
01:07:05,787 --> 01:07:10,663
...Tyrone, you go to the Russian's.
The second you see him, call us.

981
01:07:11,209 --> 01:07:12,324
Now.

982
01:07:18,175 --> 01:07:21,461
He's a right handful,
this fella, so watch out.

983
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,840
I hate Russians.
I'll take care of him.

984
01:07:25,099 --> 01:07:26,759
All yours, Rosebud, old son.

985
01:07:27,727 --> 01:07:29,553
Not a problem.

986
01:07:31,397 --> 01:07:33,057
Get me to a doctor.

987
01:07:33,316 --> 01:07:36,103
Shoot that fuck!
Then, get me to a doctor.

988
01:07:36,402 --> 01:07:38,276
Okay, but first we get the stone.

989
01:07:38,529 --> 01:07:40,653
First the stone. Then a doctor.

990
01:07:40,907 --> 01:07:43,778
And not just any doctor, boychik.
A nice Jewish doctor.

991
01:07:44,035 --> 01:07:46,111
Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!

992
01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:52,872
Get his keys
and find out where the stone is.

993
01:07:53,170 --> 01:07:57,547
-I think you got something to tell us.
-Take it easy, Rosebud.

994
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,042
Do you want him to be able
to talk or not?

995
01:08:00,302 --> 01:08:02,674
What the fuck do you mean, replicas?

996
01:08:02,930 --> 01:08:06,513
They look the shit, don't they?
And nobody is gonna argue.

997
01:08:06,767 --> 01:08:09,437
I've got extra loud blanks,
just in case.

998
01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:13,308
In case we have
to deafen them to death?

999
01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:21,069
-Yeah.
-Boris is here.

1000
01:08:21,324 --> 01:08:24,409
-We're coming over. Hold him there.
-Hold on!

1001
01:08:24,661 --> 01:08:25,692
He's not on his own!

1002
01:08:32,002 --> 01:08:33,200
We're off.

1003
01:08:37,841 --> 01:08:40,297
Very industrious for a Cossack.

1004
01:08:48,811 --> 01:08:51,385
Sneaky fucking Russian.

1005
01:08:55,109 --> 01:08:56,105
So, where is he?

1006
01:08:56,361 --> 01:08:58,982
It's not just he.
Three fellas went in the house.

1007
01:08:59,239 --> 01:09:02,240
-They locked Boris in the car.
-Why didn't you tell us that?

1008
01:09:03,952 --> 01:09:04,983
Did they look hard?

1009
01:09:05,287 --> 01:09:06,449
They looked messy.

1010
01:09:06,705 --> 01:09:09,540
-Let's get out of here.
-What about the Russian?

1011
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:11,577
I want you to bury him.

1012
01:09:12,211 --> 01:09:13,206
All right.

1013
01:09:14,922 --> 01:09:17,128
I think we should get you a new gun.

1014
01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:19,298
But this time, try it.

1015
01:09:19,593 --> 01:09:21,503
How far to the Russian's?

1016
01:09:21,762 --> 01:09:23,304
Be there in a minute.

1017
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,721
-Come on, then.
-No, no, not so fast, Vinny.

1018
01:09:31,981 --> 01:09:34,899
We can't take them now.
We're gonna have to follow them.

1019
01:09:36,569 --> 01:09:39,025
You shouldn't drink
that stuff, anyway.

1020
01:09:39,322 --> 01:09:40,864
Why? What's wrong with it?

1021
01:09:41,116 --> 01:09:44,033
-It's not in sync with evolution.
-Shut up.

1022
01:09:44,286 --> 01:09:45,661
How do we get rid of him?

1023
01:09:45,912 --> 01:09:48,320
-Do you want to shoot him?
-It's a little noisy.

1024
01:09:48,582 --> 01:09:51,453
-Do you want to stab him?
-That's a little cold-blooded.

1025
01:09:51,710 --> 01:09:55,245
-Do you want to kill him or not?
-I'll cut him. I got a blade.

1026
01:09:55,506 --> 01:09:56,881
That's the spirit.

1027
01:09:57,132 --> 01:09:58,591
Do they fire?

1028
01:09:58,884 --> 01:10:00,047
Of course they fire.

1029
01:10:00,302 --> 01:10:02,425
But how do you know?
They're replicas.

1030
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,637
What do you know about replicas?

1031
01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:10,977
What the fuck are you doing, Solomon?

1032
01:10:11,230 --> 01:10:13,389
You wanted to know
whether they worked.

1033
01:10:13,650 --> 01:10:18,442
I didn't mean try it in the car,
Sol, you arsehole!

1034
01:10:18,738 --> 01:10:21,229
What are you gonna do with that,
pick his teeth?

1035
01:10:21,491 --> 01:10:25,156
Wipe the butter off and put it away.
There's a proper blade back there.

1036
01:10:25,412 --> 01:10:28,781
Cows have only been domesticated
in the last 8000 years.

1037
01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:31,496
Before, they were running
around mad as lorries.

1038
01:10:31,752 --> 01:10:35,797
The human digestive system hasn't
got used to any dairy products yet.

1039
01:10:36,090 --> 01:10:38,925
Well, fuck me, Tommy.
What have you been reading?

1040
01:10:39,176 --> 01:10:41,086
Let me do you a favour.

1041
01:10:46,225 --> 01:10:47,221
Whoops.

1042
01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:48,888
You. Want a knife?

1043
01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:51,268
No, not me.
I wouldn't know what to do.

1044
01:10:51,523 --> 01:10:53,681
It's a knife, for God's sake.

1045
01:10:53,942 --> 01:10:56,231
What's kept your fork company
all these years?

1046
01:10:56,528 --> 01:10:59,778
The sharp side, the blunt side.
What do you want, a lesson?

1047
01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:23,211
Is that Boris?

1048
01:11:41,158 --> 01:11:43,827
Oh, Tyrone, what have you done?

1049
01:11:45,245 --> 01:11:46,621
What about Rosebud?

1050
01:11:46,872 --> 01:11:49,707
Well, you can bring him
with you if you like.

1051
01:11:51,085 --> 01:11:52,544
But which bit would you like?

1052
01:11:57,091 --> 01:11:58,087
They're getting out.

1053
01:11:59,218 --> 01:12:01,341
Get down and follow them.

1054
01:12:01,637 --> 01:12:03,595
Cover yourself up, Avi.

1055
01:12:03,848 --> 01:12:05,176
You're making a scene.

1056
01:12:05,475 --> 01:12:08,013
I'm sorry for causing a scene, Tony.

1057
01:12:08,686 --> 01:12:11,522
Whoa, you are not taking
that dog with you, Vince.

1058
01:12:11,815 --> 01:12:13,226
I can't leave him in here, can I?

1059
01:12:20,324 --> 01:12:22,281
Pint of the black stuff, landlord.

1060
01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:27,861
I thought you wanted to get
cleaned up. Bathroom's back there.

1061
01:12:28,207 --> 01:12:31,825
-He's left the door open.
-Shouldn't think that's a good idea.

1062
01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,461
Should we go in?

1063
01:12:33,713 --> 01:12:37,164
I don't want to go in there.
He's a dangerous bastard.

1064
01:12:37,466 --> 01:12:41,464
Taken too many disco biscuits
in the heat of Russian disputations.

1065
01:12:41,763 --> 01:12:45,179
He's got as many of these nuts
as he has those nuts.

1066
01:12:45,517 --> 01:12:48,304
I don't care if
he's got fucking hazelnuts.

1067
01:12:48,603 --> 01:12:52,268
I want a gun that works,
and I'm gonna tell him.

1068
01:12:52,899 --> 01:12:56,564
My God, Tommy, you certainly
got those minerals.

1069
01:12:56,862 --> 01:13:00,527
Well, come on, then
before ''zee'' Germans get here.

1070
01:13:00,782 --> 01:13:02,989
You just tell him who's in charge.

1071
01:13:08,999 --> 01:13:10,197
Boris--

1072
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:16,752
You certainly told him.

1073
01:13:23,890 --> 01:13:25,764
The Drowning Trout.

1074
01:13:27,852 --> 01:13:29,228
Come and pick us up.

1075
01:13:29,521 --> 01:13:30,552
And Doug...

1076
01:13:31,731 --> 01:13:33,274
...sharpish.

1077
01:13:53,546 --> 01:13:56,381
I don't want a fuss or to put
a bullet in your face...

1078
01:13:56,674 --> 01:14:00,209
...but unless you give me what
I want there will be fucking murders.

1079
01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:04,005
What's your name?

1080
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:05,882
Shoot him.

1081
01:14:13,233 --> 01:14:16,898
Let go of the gun!

1082
01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:26,196
So, you're obviously the big dick...

1083
01:14:27,039 --> 01:14:29,826
...and that, on either side of you,
are your balls.

1084
01:14:30,918 --> 01:14:32,958
There are two types of balls:

1085
01:14:33,713 --> 01:14:37,627
There are big brave balls,
and there are little faggot balls.

1086
01:14:37,884 --> 01:14:40,375
These are your last words
so make them a prayer.

1087
01:14:40,970 --> 01:14:43,177
Dicks have drive
and clarity of vision...

1088
01:14:44,432 --> 01:14:45,974
...but they're not clever.

1089
01:14:46,476 --> 01:14:49,561
They smell pussy and they want
a piece of the action.

1090
01:14:50,522 --> 01:14:53,725
And you thought you smelled
some good old pussy...

1091
01:14:54,067 --> 01:14:57,234
...and have brought your
two little faggot balls along...

1092
01:14:57,529 --> 01:15:00,945
...for a good old time. But
you've got your parties muddled up.

1093
01:15:02,701 --> 01:15:04,244
There's no pussy here...

1094
01:15:05,287 --> 01:15:08,739
...just a dose that'll make you wish
you were born a woman.

1095
01:15:09,458 --> 01:15:11,118
Like a prick...

1096
01:15:12,170 --> 01:15:13,712
...you're having second thoughts.

1097
01:15:14,756 --> 01:15:16,547
You're shrinking.

1098
01:15:17,467 --> 01:15:20,136
And your two little balls
are shrinking with you.

1099
01:15:21,304 --> 01:15:24,969
The fact that you've got '' Replica''
written on the side of your gun...

1100
01:15:29,896 --> 01:15:34,393
...and the fact that
I've got '' Desert Eagle .50'' ...

1101
01:15:37,112 --> 01:15:38,904
...written on the side of mine...

1102
01:15:43,702 --> 01:15:45,576
...should precipitate...

1103
01:15:46,747 --> 01:15:50,579
...your balls into shrinking,
along with your presence.

1104
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:53,916
Now...

1105
01:15:56,716 --> 01:15:58,091
...fuck off.

1106
01:16:13,567 --> 01:16:15,026
Lock the door.

1107
01:16:15,319 --> 01:16:16,564
Lock it!

1108
01:16:22,493 --> 01:16:23,738
Give me the case.

1109
01:16:24,578 --> 01:16:26,121
Fuck you.

1110
01:16:27,123 --> 01:16:28,119
Shoot me.

1111
01:16:28,499 --> 01:16:30,539
I will. I'll shoot you.

1112
01:16:40,762 --> 01:16:43,597
Pass me case or I shoot you.

1113
01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:46,135
You know what?

1114
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:47,430
Fuck you too.

1115
01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:51,347
Go ahead and shoot me. You'd be doing
me a favour, you Russian fuck.

1116
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:54,312
You! Drop guns.

1117
01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:55,809
Fuck you!

1118
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,063
You drop your gun!

1119
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:00,646
Okay.

1120
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:02,655
Avi...

1121
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,073
...pull your socks up!

1122
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,918
-Tyrone?
-Fuck it. We're out of here.

1123
01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:23,639
Give me case.

1124
01:17:36,362 --> 01:17:37,560
Avi...

1125
01:17:38,531 --> 01:17:40,737
-...where's the case?
-Put the gun away.

1126
01:17:42,326 --> 01:17:43,986
What's Boris doing here?

1127
01:17:45,204 --> 01:17:47,161
Boris, what are you doing here?

1128
01:17:47,415 --> 01:17:49,372
Fuck you!

1129
01:17:57,968 --> 01:17:59,378
Where's the case?

1130
01:18:00,846 --> 01:18:03,419
-You piece of crap.
-Don't take the piss, Boris.

1131
01:18:03,682 --> 01:18:05,840
I'll show you.

1132
01:18:09,396 --> 01:18:10,974
Fuck you!

1133
01:18:14,944 --> 01:18:17,020
Almost had it.

1134
01:18:17,321 --> 01:18:19,113
For fuck's sake.

1135
01:18:23,327 --> 01:18:25,285
Fuck you and all.

1136
01:18:26,956 --> 01:18:29,661
You lucky bastard.

1137
01:18:35,507 --> 01:18:37,914
Jeez, it's flawless.

1138
01:18:38,593 --> 01:18:41,381
Don't get attached to it.
It's going to Brick Top.

1139
01:18:41,722 --> 01:18:43,002
Leave the dog here.

1140
01:18:43,265 --> 01:18:47,892
-Sol, why don't we just leave?
-Because life's too short, Vincent...

1141
01:18:48,145 --> 01:18:50,980
...and it'll get a lot shorter
if Brick Top wishes.

1142
01:18:51,273 --> 01:18:54,642
-Now leave that dog here.
-I'm gonna leave the dog here.

1143
01:18:54,902 --> 01:18:55,684
Don't worry about it!

1144
01:18:55,945 --> 01:18:59,729
And if that pikey mutt does
any damage, you're gonna pay.

1145
01:19:01,534 --> 01:19:02,364
It's okay.

1146
01:19:03,411 --> 01:19:05,154
Sit down. Down.

1147
01:19:10,043 --> 01:19:13,127
I don't want to go in there.
You'll never see me again.

1148
01:19:13,380 --> 01:19:15,622
Well, we won't if you don't.

1149
01:19:16,383 --> 01:19:18,459
All right, you give me the stone...

1150
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:22,628
...and I will give it
to Brick Top. Yeah?

1151
01:19:22,931 --> 01:19:26,976
All right. Give me a minute.
It's a bit fiddly.

1152
01:19:30,814 --> 01:19:31,977
Why is it down there?

1153
01:19:33,067 --> 01:19:36,021
Well, I put it down there
in case we got mugged.

1154
01:19:36,278 --> 01:19:38,070
You ain't from this planet, are you?

1155
01:19:38,531 --> 01:19:42,280
Who is gonna mug two black fellas
holding pistols...

1156
01:19:42,535 --> 01:19:46,236
...sat in a car that's worth less
than your shirt?

1157
01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:52,831
Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend,
Desert Eagle .50.

1158
01:19:53,213 --> 01:19:55,585
What have they got to do
with anything?

1159
01:19:55,882 --> 01:19:58,041
They're both staring straight at me.

1160
01:20:01,179 --> 01:20:05,427
You should never underestimate
the predictability of stupidity.

1161
01:20:05,809 --> 01:20:06,841
Now, out of the car.

1162
01:20:07,394 --> 01:20:09,434
And leave your water pistols behind.

1163
01:20:10,356 --> 01:20:14,021
Look, just tell him the stone's back
at the office.

1164
01:20:14,318 --> 01:20:15,860
I'll think of something.

1165
01:20:20,616 --> 01:20:21,565
Why's he sweating?

1166
01:20:23,953 --> 01:20:24,985
Oh, never mind.

1167
01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:27,779
Tommy, why is your skin leaking?

1168
01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:32,253
-I'm a little worried, actually.
-Worried about what?

1169
01:20:33,004 --> 01:20:36,670
What happens if the gypsy knocks
the other man out?

1170
01:20:36,967 --> 01:20:38,841
I mean, he's done it before,
hasn't he?

1171
01:20:39,136 --> 01:20:43,086
We get murdered before we leave the
building, and we get fed to the pigs.

1172
01:20:44,099 --> 01:20:47,931
I'm glad to see you're climbing
the walls in fucking anxiety.

1173
01:20:49,730 --> 01:20:53,775
Pardon my cynicism,
but I don't exactly trust the pikey.

1174
01:20:54,068 --> 01:20:56,226
Don't think I haven't thunk
about that one.

1175
01:20:56,487 --> 01:21:00,152
It's his mum's funeral tonight.
God bless her.

1176
01:21:02,911 --> 01:21:05,781
You know those gypsies
like a drink at a wake.

1177
01:21:06,039 --> 01:21:09,490
I'm not worried about whether Mickey
knocks the other man out.

1178
01:21:09,751 --> 01:21:12,788
I'm worried about whether he makes it
to the fourth round.

1179
01:21:13,046 --> 01:21:15,668
What if he doesn't make it
to the fourth round?

1180
01:21:15,924 --> 01:21:18,249
We get murdered before leaving
the building...

1181
01:21:18,510 --> 01:21:21,714
...and I imagine we get fed
to the pigs.

1182
01:21:23,891 --> 01:21:25,848
So why are you so calm?

1183
01:21:26,852 --> 01:21:29,094
-I said--
-I heard what you said, Tommy!

1184
01:21:29,814 --> 01:21:32,519
It's not as though we've got a choice,
now, is it?

1185
01:21:32,775 --> 01:21:35,812
You show me how to control
a wild fucking gypsy...

1186
01:21:36,112 --> 01:21:40,573
...and I'll show you how to control
an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

1187
01:21:41,743 --> 01:21:44,316
Bollocks! I'm going for a walk.

1188
01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:25,865
Oh, that fucking dog!

1189
01:22:27,332 --> 01:22:28,874
Go on, get the dog.

1190
01:22:29,793 --> 01:22:33,043
-It's a bit funky in here, isn't it?
-Open a window.

1191
01:22:41,263 --> 01:22:43,470
You people live like animals.

1192
01:22:44,016 --> 01:22:45,676
Now, where's the stone?

1193
01:22:45,976 --> 01:22:48,135
-Come on, where is it?
-It's over here.

1194
01:22:48,396 --> 01:22:51,480
-Where? Where?
-I left it in a box.

1195
01:22:56,821 --> 01:22:57,735
It's empty.

1196
01:22:57,989 --> 01:23:01,073
I'm getting heartburn.
Tony, do something terrible.

1197
01:23:02,035 --> 01:23:04,111
No, I'm being serious!

1198
01:23:04,371 --> 01:23:06,826
The dog. The dog must have had it.

1199
01:23:10,585 --> 01:23:14,002
Now then, let's have a look,
shall we? Tony.

1200
01:23:15,382 --> 01:23:17,956
-What?
-Look in the dog.

1201
01:23:19,511 --> 01:23:22,299
-You mean, '' look in the dog''?
-I mean, open him up.

1202
01:23:26,727 --> 01:23:29,978
It's not a tin of baked beans.
What do you mean, open him up?

1203
01:23:30,231 --> 01:23:32,224
You know what I mean.

1204
01:23:34,819 --> 01:23:35,815
That's a bit strong.

1205
01:23:37,822 --> 01:23:38,854
I don't know about this.

1206
01:23:40,450 --> 01:23:42,110
No, you can't do this.

1207
01:23:44,830 --> 01:23:46,205
It's fucking squeaking!

1208
01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:50,537
You never heard a dog squeak before?
Give me that goddamn gun!

1209
01:23:53,172 --> 01:23:54,832
I'm shooting the dog!

1210
01:24:03,099 --> 01:24:04,723
Shoot the fucking dog!

1211
01:24:15,570 --> 01:24:18,275
You sneaky fucking bastard.

1212
01:24:30,294 --> 01:24:31,289
Thank God for that.

1213
01:24:41,806 --> 01:24:45,091
I hate fucking dogs!
Come on, Tony.

1214
01:24:48,062 --> 01:24:49,722
Tony, come on!

1215
01:24:58,073 --> 01:24:59,318
Tony?

1216
01:25:11,545 --> 01:25:14,297
-Anything to declare?
-Yeah. Don't go to England.

1217
01:25:17,009 --> 01:25:20,841
That dog is gonna go back
to the campsite. It always does.

1218
01:25:21,138 --> 01:25:23,178
How's the dog gonna find the campsite?

1219
01:25:23,474 --> 01:25:25,681
Have you smelled the campsite, Sol?

1220
01:25:25,977 --> 01:25:28,894
All right. But we have
to wait until it gets light.

1221
01:25:29,147 --> 01:25:31,056
And we have to get rid
of these bodies.

1222
01:25:31,316 --> 01:25:34,601
That one with the tea cosy
on his head's starting to stink.

1223
01:25:34,903 --> 01:25:39,980
Right. Let's stick them in the car,
and then go and look for a pig farm.

1224
01:25:43,203 --> 01:25:44,532
Mickey.

1225
01:25:46,623 --> 01:25:47,738
Mickey!

1226
01:25:50,419 --> 01:25:52,246
You feeling all right, Mickey?

1227
01:25:55,132 --> 01:25:56,247
Need a drink.

1228
01:25:59,011 --> 01:26:00,387
You can't give him a drink!

1229
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:02,637
It's not for him. It's for me.

1230
01:26:08,271 --> 01:26:10,264
Ah, mates. Amen.

1231
01:26:17,239 --> 01:26:21,699
He's a hard bastard, this Good Night
Anderson, so pay attention.

1232
01:26:22,703 --> 01:26:24,078
All right, Mickey?

1233
01:26:24,830 --> 01:26:26,158
Mickey!

1234
01:26:30,628 --> 01:26:32,419
Need to have a shite!

1235
01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:38,335
If you see the pikey, Turkish or
his girlfriend come out before me...

1236
01:26:38,594 --> 01:26:40,670
...shoot the bastards.

1237
01:26:42,890 --> 01:26:45,464
Well, come on.
We got a fight to go to.

1238
01:26:52,567 --> 01:26:53,943
All right, Tom.

1239
01:26:54,903 --> 01:26:59,031
-Hope we get a better show this time.
-This will make up for it.

1240
01:26:59,282 --> 01:27:01,571
Mickey's going down in the fourth.

1241
01:27:01,827 --> 01:27:04,318
Terry over there is in charge
of the bets.

1242
01:27:04,621 --> 01:27:06,246
Now, you have to forgive me.

1243
01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:09,114
I'll forgive you
if he goes down this time.

1244
01:27:12,379 --> 01:27:15,334
-Our lads at the campsite?
-They're over there now.

1245
01:27:18,636 --> 01:27:20,878
I fucking hate pikeys.

1246
01:27:22,890 --> 01:27:26,935
-How long have we gotta stay here?
-As long as it takes. Now, shut up.

1247
01:27:28,021 --> 01:27:29,978
Fucking hate pikeys.

1248
01:27:31,149 --> 01:27:33,106
Is he fucking stoned?

1249
01:27:33,610 --> 01:27:35,603
He's like that before a fight.

1250
01:27:35,904 --> 01:27:38,229
Do you know when you're going down?

1251
01:27:38,490 --> 01:27:41,028
Of course he knows
when he's going down.

1252
01:27:41,285 --> 01:27:45,532
Fuck-face, who's speaking to you?
He asked him, didn't he?

1253
01:27:45,831 --> 01:27:48,405
Fuck-face? I like that one, Errol.

1254
01:27:48,667 --> 01:27:51,040
I'll remember that next time
I climb off your mum.

1255
01:27:51,295 --> 01:27:54,629
-Not now.
-Gonna be a tragedy of a fight.

1256
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:57,711
Be a nice one.
Hell of a way to be a war.

1257
01:27:57,969 --> 01:27:59,428
And there none a yours.

1258
01:28:00,763 --> 01:28:04,631
There's a camp full of pikeys
that might not think you're so funny.

1259
01:28:04,893 --> 01:28:08,178
Not when they're putting out flames
on their children's backs.

1260
01:28:09,731 --> 01:28:11,605
Now get up and have a fucking fight.

1261
01:28:17,656 --> 01:28:21,107
Three rounds and you're a vegetable,
aren't you, pikey!

1262
01:29:11,629 --> 01:29:14,665
I'm in charge here.
No fucking about, no eye-gouging.

1263
01:29:14,924 --> 01:29:17,083
Do your worst. Let's get it on!

1264
01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:51,371
What the fuck's going on?
You gonna finish him or what?

1265
01:30:33,673 --> 01:30:35,297
Talk about saved by the bell.

1266
01:30:35,842 --> 01:30:39,425
Do you understand the consequences
of knocking that man out?

1267
01:30:39,721 --> 01:30:41,963
Do not knock him out, Mickey.

1268
01:30:48,605 --> 01:30:50,313
All right, let's break it up.

1269
01:31:24,351 --> 01:31:25,762
What, is he fucking deaf?

1270
01:31:27,229 --> 01:31:28,972
What is he doing?

1271
01:31:44,747 --> 01:31:46,075
Come on and sit.

1272
01:31:48,918 --> 01:31:50,875
What the fuck are you doing, Mickey?

1273
01:31:51,129 --> 01:31:53,205
You're dancing like a fairy.

1274
01:31:53,506 --> 01:31:56,128
They'll hang us
if they think it's rigged.

1275
01:31:56,926 --> 01:31:59,049
Get out there and hurt him.

1276
01:32:00,472 --> 01:32:05,348
But for fuck's sake,
do not knock him out.

1277
01:33:25,686 --> 01:33:28,556
All he's got to do is stay down.

1278
01:33:33,152 --> 01:33:35,310
Now, we are fucked.

1279
01:33:43,621 --> 01:33:44,570
He can't stand up.

1280
01:33:44,831 --> 01:33:45,577
We're out of here.

1281
01:33:45,873 --> 01:33:50,951
Stupid pikey knows Brick Top's got
keen-to-kill monkeys with shotguns...

1282
01:33:51,212 --> 01:33:53,668
...sitting outside his campsite.

1283
01:33:54,007 --> 01:33:58,883
Once the campsite's wiped out,
I know it's gonna be the same for us.

1284
01:34:01,556 --> 01:34:03,383
Ever cross the road
and look the wrong way?

1285
01:34:03,642 --> 01:34:05,101
Give me that fucking shooter!

1286
01:34:05,394 --> 01:34:08,015
And, hey, presto,
there's a car nearly on you.

1287
01:34:08,313 --> 01:34:09,428
So, what do you do?

1288
01:34:10,065 --> 01:34:12,141
Something very silly.

1289
01:34:12,526 --> 01:34:15,397
You freeze. And your life
doesn't flash before you...

1290
01:34:15,654 --> 01:34:18,146
...because you're too scared
to think.

1291
01:34:18,449 --> 01:34:21,486
You just freeze
and pull a stupid face.

1292
01:34:21,786 --> 01:34:23,992
But the pikey didn't. Why?

1293
01:34:24,247 --> 01:34:27,034
Because he had plans
on running the car over.

1294
01:34:29,461 --> 01:34:31,537
It had previously occurred to me...

1295
01:34:31,838 --> 01:34:35,088
... that he'd taken the demise
of his mother rather lightly.

1296
01:34:38,303 --> 01:34:41,008
For every action,
there is a reaction.

1297
01:34:41,306 --> 01:34:43,180
And a pikey reaction...

1298
01:34:43,892 --> 01:34:45,221
... is quite a fucking thing.

1299
01:35:27,271 --> 01:35:29,311
Pete, talk to me.

1300
01:35:29,565 --> 01:35:33,148
If you want your friend to hear you,
talk a lot louder than that.

1301
01:35:42,161 --> 01:35:45,696
-Give me that fucking shooter.
-I'll give you your shooter, you cunt.

1302
01:35:53,757 --> 01:35:57,375
That is when I thought the pikey
had money riding on himself.

1303
01:35:58,428 --> 01:36:01,928
That's why the bastard never
goes down when he's supposed to.

1304
01:36:03,726 --> 01:36:05,469
We've been tucked up...

1305
01:36:07,146 --> 01:36:08,724
... while he's been cleaning up.

1306
01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:13,473
We're worse off now than
when we started.

1307
01:36:18,992 --> 01:36:21,399
The next day we went
to the campsite...

1308
01:36:21,703 --> 01:36:24,823
...but the gypsies had disappeared
during the night.

1309
01:36:25,081 --> 01:36:27,038
Which was probably a good thing...

1310
01:36:27,334 --> 01:36:31,711
... considering they'd just buried
12 people somewhere in the area.

1311
01:36:32,047 --> 01:36:33,375
Where is he?

1312
01:36:33,674 --> 01:36:35,750
He ain't fucking here,
that's for sure.

1313
01:36:36,593 --> 01:36:40,093
We can't ask a man to fight for us
if we can't find him, can we?

1314
01:36:40,347 --> 01:36:43,597
You won't find a pikey that
doesn't want to be found.

1315
01:36:45,811 --> 01:36:49,015
He could be in a campsite
in Kampu-fucking-chea by now.

1316
01:36:50,608 --> 01:36:52,399
Bollocks! Come on.

1317
01:36:57,699 --> 01:37:00,486
-What you doing here?
-What's it got to do with you?

1318
01:37:04,414 --> 01:37:06,537
So, what you doing here?

1319
01:37:14,174 --> 01:37:17,009
I'm taking the dog for a walk.
What's the problem?

1320
01:37:18,721 --> 01:37:19,586
What's in the car?

1321
01:37:20,306 --> 01:37:21,800
Seats and a steering wheel.

1322
01:37:22,975 --> 01:37:24,766
What do you know about gypsies?

1323
01:37:26,562 --> 01:37:28,519
I know they're not to be trusted.

1324
01:37:30,608 --> 01:37:33,277
All right, get your dog. On your way.

1325
01:37:34,153 --> 01:37:35,648
Get the dog, Tommy.

1326
01:37:37,532 --> 01:37:38,777
The dog.

1327
01:37:40,368 --> 01:37:44,829
All right, boy. Come on.
Come on, Daisy. No, Daisy!

1328
01:37:45,582 --> 01:37:47,242
He loves that dog.

1329
01:37:47,626 --> 01:37:49,334
Always playing silly games.

1330
01:37:49,586 --> 01:37:52,955
Stop messing about
and get it in the car. Tommy!

1331
01:37:54,842 --> 01:37:59,587
Good boy. Good boy.
Good boy, Daisy, good boy.

1332
01:38:10,399 --> 01:38:11,894
Could you tell me...

1333
01:38:12,193 --> 01:38:15,396
...why you got a dead man
with an arm missing in your boot?

1334
01:38:16,030 --> 01:38:17,026
Hey, George...

1335
01:38:18,450 --> 01:38:20,608
...is that a tea cosy on his head?

1336
01:38:24,039 --> 01:38:26,446
Oh, you love a dog, don't you, Tommy?

1337
01:38:36,385 --> 01:38:38,923
Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog.

1338
01:38:39,179 --> 01:38:42,798
I eventually agreed,
as long as he took it to a vet.

1339
01:38:43,059 --> 01:38:45,514
I couldn't stand
that squeaking anymore.

1340
01:38:45,811 --> 01:38:49,145
The vet found half an undigested
shoe, a squeaky toy...

1341
01:38:49,398 --> 01:38:52,684
...and an 84-carat diamond
lodged in its stomach.

1342
01:38:53,319 --> 01:38:55,810
It's quite amazing what can happen
in a week.

1343
01:38:56,239 --> 01:38:58,196
Still didn't shut it up, though.

1344
01:38:59,117 --> 01:39:00,944
So, what do you do?

1345
01:39:01,244 --> 01:39:04,115
You go see the man that knows
about these sort of things.

1346
01:39:04,372 --> 01:39:05,915
So, what do you think?

1347
01:39:07,709 --> 01:39:09,868
Do you know anyone
who'd be interested?

1348
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:15,630
I might.