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(lion roars)

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(upbeat western music)

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- Joe Blake and Terry Collins,

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this is Lieutenant McCormick

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of the Los Angeles Police Department.

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Put down your weapons
and come out of the bank

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with your hands in the air.

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- One last big heist.

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What a great idea.

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Yeah, Joe knows best.

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Yes sir-ee Joe knows
exactly what he's doing.

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Exactly what he's doing,

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and what does Joe get me?

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Stuck in a bank called the Alamo,

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surrounded by the entire Los
Angeles Police Department.

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Look out there.

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(crowd yelling)

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- Remember now people,

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these guys haven't been
prone to violence yet

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in any of these incidents, so
everyone just stay real calm,

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all right?

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- Joe Blake and Terry Collins
have finally met their match.

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I think they're running
out of luck very quickly.

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I think they need more
tricks up their sleeve

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than Siegfried and Roy if they think

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they're gonna get out of this one.

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If you're just tuning in,

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we're in front of the
Alamo Savings and Loan

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right here in Century City.

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The place looks like a war zone.

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The troops are moving in,
the SWAT team is moving in...

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(helicopter engine thrumming)

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- Lau-Tzu says that, "even
the softest of things

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"can pass through a horse

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"like invisible water."

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- Thank you for that completely useless

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bit of information, Joe.

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- You know what your problem is? Huh?

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- My problem? Yeah,
I'm trapped like a rat.

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Destined for an early grave.

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Kate Wheeler, you remember Kate.

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Traitor, liar, queen of double cross,

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empress of deceit.

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- Hey duchess, okay, I
get your point, all right?

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- Oh do you, Joe?

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Do you really?

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Because as I recall,

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I remember warning you in the
strongest language possible

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that taking on a full-time hostage

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was an error of epic proportions.

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- We had no choice, okay?

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- Yes we did.

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Shoot her and bury her body in the woods.

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- That was a choice.

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- Hey you brought her in, okay?

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I recall that.

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- You know what, if we'd a let her go,

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she'd a gone right to the cops, okay?

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So look outside, she did.

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That's exactly what she did.

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Kate Wheeler is gonna get the thanks

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of a grateful nation.

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Not to mention a sizable reward.

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(gunfire)

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(crowd yelling)

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- We've got shots fired in the location.

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(shotgun cocks)

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(suspenseful music)

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- [Voiceover] Mark.

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- Good evening everybody, I'm Darren Head,

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and tonight we have an
incredible story for you.

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It's a story that's part
soap opera, part crime drama.

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A story of betrayal and greed.

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It's part Bonnie and Clyde.

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It's part Barnum and Bailey.

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It's a story of Joe
Blake and Terry Collins,

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the most successful bank robbers

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in the history of the United States.

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Now, shortly before the bloody shootout,

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they took their lives,
I had the opportunity

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to interview these men in
an exclusive interview,

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when they broke into my house,

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and by gunpoint made me tell their story

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from their point of view.

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Now the reason I bring this up

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is that the footage you're about to see

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was shot on a home video camera

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by my personal assistant Julia,

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so it's a little shaky
and a little wobbly,

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not exactly professional.

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Now what happened to the
wide range and exchange,

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is Blake and Collins revealed to me

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for the first time anywhere

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the inside story of the daring robberies

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that made them so famous.

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24 hours later, Blake
and Collins were dead.

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Now we have an exclusive, okay, again.

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24 hours later, Blake
and Collins were dead.

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So tonight, on a very special edition

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of Criminals at Large,

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the inside story, the true story

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of the sleepover bandits.

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And fade to black.

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That was great guys,
we're gonna keep that one.

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All right.

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- Got it.

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We use that with the B roll.

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(static)

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(thuds)

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- It's ridiculous.

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(thuds)

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(man mumbling)

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(thuds)

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(man mumbling)

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(thuds)

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Nobody else has to eat
this crap like I do.

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(thuds)

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Hey, Joe.

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Joe!

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May I have a word with you please?

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Hey, Joe!

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It's a violation of my civil rights.

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That's what it is.

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Cruel and unusual punishment.

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Expressly forbidden by the
constitution, you hear?

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- Prison is supposed to be
cruel and unusual, Terry.

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That's the whole idea.

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- That's not what I'm talking about.

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- What are you talking about?

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- Garlic.

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Warden Carter has banned
the sale of fresh garlic

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in the commissary because
he doesn't like the smell.

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You see, Joe.

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It's like a, it's a miracle drug.

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High blood pressure and
arthritis and cancer,

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emphysema, allergies, anything.

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Garlic is the first
line of defense, always.

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- Hold on one second, Mario.

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- See what I'm saying?

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I don't got symptoms.

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I don't care what that doctor says.

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Maybe now's not a good
time to talk about garlic?

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(laughs)

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Hey, Joe.

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You know, don't worry about it.

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Once you come down outta the ring,

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don't do what I think
you're gonna do please.

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You remember what I told you, right Joe?

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Don't do the...

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- You really chipped my tooth, Mario.

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(thuds)

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For God's sake.

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Joe!

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(thuds)

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Joe, Joe! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Joe, hey, hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, hey, Joe!

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Joe, anger management!

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Anger manage, Joe, Joe!

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Joe, Joe, Joe.

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Anger management Joe.

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Calm down.

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Breathe.

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(slow rock music)

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- You ever read the Tao?

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- I'm sorry?

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- You know the guy, Lao...

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- There you go.

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Lao-Tzu.

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I've begged you to stay
out of the library.

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- You begged me to work
on my anger management.

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- Yeah, well medication's quicker.

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It's much more effective.

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- You know what?

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I would like to sleep in
a comfortable bed tonight.

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To have me a cheeseburger,

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french fries,

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big old chocolate milkshake for dinner.

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- Ancient Chinese wisdom?

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- No, just hungry.

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I definitely chipped my tooth.

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(grunts)

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- For the love of god!

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Does no one else hear
that infernal ringing?

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Oh yeah sure, go ahead and laugh.

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But according to the latest research,

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tinnitus, which is what they call it,

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that's what I've got in my ear.

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I don't make this shit up.

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It's an actual disease.

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(yelling)

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Go ahead and laugh.

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Play basketball, have
fun, in the meantime,

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I've got goddamn Quasimodo
goin' off in my head.

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Bell tower, you understand me?

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I got a bell tower in my head!

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(slow rock music)

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- Hey, you the driver of this thing?

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- Yeah.

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- Pretty easy to drive, is it?

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- Pretty easy.

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(grunts)

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- Joe?

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(upbeat music)

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Oh my god, Joe.

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What are you doing in the cement truck?

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Joe?

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Joe?

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(engine revs)

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Joe, what am I doing?

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What am I doing?

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(horn honks)

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(gunshots)

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(yelling)

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Why are we in the concrete
thing getting shot at?

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- Just keep your head down!

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(upbeat rock music)

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(gunshots)

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(yelling)

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(upbeat rock music)

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- How long have you been planning this?

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- Just sorta came up.

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(sirens)

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Hang on a second.

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(sirens screech)

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- Deer!

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Don't you think we should
be looking for a road?

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(truck engine revs)

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Joe?

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Stop please.

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Ma'am, we're gonna need
to borrow your car.

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- You are?

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- Yes, would you just... (mumbles)

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Come on, there you go, very nice.

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Thank you.

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That is a really lovely dress.

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- Thank you.

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- Come on.

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- Thank you.

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- Get in the car.

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- Okay!

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- Ma'am.

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- [Woman] Yes?

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- Don't forget your purse.

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- Thank you.

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(car engine revs)

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(tires screech)

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- Okay, first things first,

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we need, what do we need?

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We need clothes.

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We need money.

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A place to hide.

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We better get a new car pretty quick,

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I don't feel good about
driving down Main Street

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wearing clothes that say "inmate".

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You know what I mean?

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And why are we stopping here?

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- This is where they keep the cash.

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(car engine revs)

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(man yells)

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- What cash?

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- Didn't you say something
about needing money?

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- Well yeah, but I mean, not right now.

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Look, Joe, let's just discuss
this for a minute, okay?

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I mean I know money's on the list,

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but it's not at the top of the list.

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- Bingo.

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- Bingo, what?

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What do you mean bingo?

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What are you gonna knock over a bank

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with a magic marker?

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I mean what're you gonna do?

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We don't even have a plan.

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00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,798
You have to have some
kinda plan to rob a bank.

275
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,508
We're wearing matching denim uniforms

276
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,926
that say "inmate" on them.

277
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,344
Unless these people are blind,

278
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,929
I don't think this is gonna work.

279
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,222
You understand?

280
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,100
(door squeaks)

281
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,685
- Don't move.

282
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,562
Take out your gun.

283
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,439
Thumb and middle finger on the butt,

284
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,815
hand it to me slowly.

285
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:55,816
- Here we go, here we go.

286
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:56,734
Here we go, here we go,

287
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,026
ladies and gentlemen,
we'll be out of your way

288
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,069
in just a second.

289
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,863
No phone calls, no alarms please.

290
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,030
Cash drawers open.

291
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,323
Take a bag, fill it with cash,

292
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,658
take a bag, fill it with cash,

293
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:05,909
cash please.

294
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,411
Ma'am, is there any
other cash in the back?

295
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:07,995
- No.

296
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,079
- Don't touch that phone, sir.

297
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:09,997
- Are you sure?

298
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:10,956
Don't touch that.

299
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:11,790
Are you telling me the truth?

300
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,916
- I'm telling you the truth.

301
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,084
- You look very honest.

302
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,919
Quickly please, thank you, thank you.

303
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,380
- He made no plan whatsoever for this.

304
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,007
- There you go, put that right in there.

305
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:20,966
I'll take that, thank you.

306
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:21,842
Thank you.

307
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,218
I'll take that, here we go, here we go,

308
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,762
okay, thank you very much.

309
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,934
There is just never enough
time when you're working.

310
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,644
Thank you for your cooperation,

311
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,313
no phone calls, no alarms.

312
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,606
Here we go, come on,

313
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:37,900
take this.

314
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,693
Sir, in case you need
to highlight anything.

315
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:40,944
Here we go, come on.

316
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,533
Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop!

317
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,160
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

318
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,455
We need to borrow your car.

319
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,706
- It's mine first, asshole.

320
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,917
(grunts)

321
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,001
- Hey, come on, come on.

322
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,504
This car, no, no, this car.

323
00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,588
Get in.

324
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:05,219
(mellow rock music)

325
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,355
You got the gun?

326
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,523
(gunshot)

327
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:19,775
- No.

328
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,906
(siren squeals)

329
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,407
(men yelling)

330
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,034
- Act regular.

331
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:34,289
(sirens squealing)

332
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:40,128
(upbeat music)

333
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,016
- Chest pain, left arm a little numb,

334
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,935
accelerated heartbeat, spots.

335
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,271
I'm actually seeing spots.

336
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,484
(sirens squeal)

337
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:04,945
- Hang on.

338
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,448
(tires screeching)

339
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:16,248
(sirens squealing)

340
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,752
(upbeat music)

341
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:38,395
(heavy breathing)

342
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:43,650
(choking)

343
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:44,985
- You all right?

344
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,988
- My I please go back to prison?

345
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,115
- Not yet.

346
00:15:55,955 --> 00:16:00,876
(upbeat grunge music)

347
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,500
- Shit.

348
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:46,922
(loud music)

349
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,156
(remote thuds)

350
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,325
- What's your name?

351
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,785
- Cheri.

352
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,453
- Zip up your pants, Cheri.

353
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,167
You too.

354
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,460
- I'm Phil.

355
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,423
- So where's your mom, Cheri?

356
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,800
- My mom doesn't live here anymore.

357
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,177
- And your dad?

358
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,388
- Oh, he's fishing for the weekend.

359
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,849
- So your dad left you here all alone?

360
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,060
- Oh no, he thinks I'm
at a friend's house.

361
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,771
- And how about you, Scooter?

362
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,607
- I told my folks I had a soccer trip.

363
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,360
- You lied to your parents?

364
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,445
(laughs)

365
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,904
- You're kidding, right?

366
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,281
- No I'm not kidding.

367
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,331
- I'm sorry, who are you guys?

368
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,460
- Hey, you're inmates.

369
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,088
- What'd you say your name was?

370
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:11,798
- Phil.

371
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,051
- You think there's something funny

372
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,594
about being an inmate, Phil?

373
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,975
We're bank robbers, okay?

374
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,481
(motorcycle engine revs)

375
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:32,944
(adventurous music)

376
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,654
- So what's on our mind?

377
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,200
- Paraiso del Mar.

378
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,786
- Paraiso?

379
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:42,954
- Paradise.

380
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,082
My uncle owns this
little hotel on the water

381
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,042
about a hundred miles south of Acapulco.

382
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,753
- That's Mexico.

383
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,214
- Right, that's where
they keep Acapulco, Terry.

384
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,716
- But I have sanitation issues, Joe.

385
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,678
- We'll buy the hotel, turn it
into a night club and resort.

386
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,516
I could wear a tuxedo, sell
margaritas to the tourists.

387
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,935
We could have some fun.

388
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,730
- You'd do that?

389
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,816
I mean, you and me.

390
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:11,983
- Yeah.

391
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,860
- Partners?

392
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,112
- Partners.

393
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,366
- Tuxedos and margaritas.

394
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,119
- Yeah.

395
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:22,828
(laughs)

396
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:23,995
I could run the kitchen.

397
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,247
You could work the room.

398
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,749
It's a high risk business,

399
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,126
but I mean considering the alternatives,

400
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,503
I gotta say, I think
that sounds really good.

401
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,549
I just have one question,

402
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:36,675
how do we pay for it?

403
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:42,139
- Well, we are bank robbers.

404
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,352
- So where is it?

405
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,479
- Below my belt and above my knees.

406
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,940
- No, you know what I mean.

407
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,359
- You are gonna get us killed.

408
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,655
- Maybe I'll save the day and
we'll both be rich and famous

409
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,073
and on TV.

410
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,534
- I think there's a way to
do it right, I'm sure of it.

411
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,328
- So where is it?

412
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,248
- In daddy's closet behind the golf clubs.

413
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,503
- All right, I'm going.

414
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,174
- What's the biggest problem
every time you rob a bank?

415
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,633
- Getting caught.

416
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,759
- Exactly.

417
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,678
There's guards to shoot at you.

418
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,221
There's tellers to hit alarms,

419
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,848
there's customers to
get in the way, right?

420
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:25,432
(grunts)

421
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,099
Huh?

422
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,268
You need to control the environment.

423
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,854
No guards, no tellers, no customers.

424
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:32,856
- Yeah, but if you work at night,

425
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,524
you still gotta deal with the alarms.

426
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,484
- But we don't work at night.

427
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,197
- When do you do it, holidays?

428
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:41,448
- No.

429
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,912
We do it with the bank manager,

430
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,623
in the morning, with
the bank manager's keys,

431
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,625
and the bank manager's vault codes.

432
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,003
Because we kidnap him the night before.

433
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,381
I mean think about it,

434
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,342
we pick a town, we pick a bank,

435
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,676
we find out who's in charge,

436
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,887
we pay him a little visit,
we spend the night with him

437
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,138
like we are here.

438
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,015
The next morning we all
go to work together,

439
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,767
before anybody else gets there.

440
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,480
We take the money and run.

441
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,401
Tuxedos and margaritas,
Joe, just like you said.

442
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,862
Life will be like one big sunset.

443
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:27,035
(instrumental music)

444
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,018
- Wanna see something neat?

445
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,563
Aim the shotgun at me.

446
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,440
- What?

447
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:58,858
- Aim it at me.

448
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,284
- Freeze.

449
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:08,994
- Pretty good.

450
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,788
But first you gotta pump
a shell into the chamber.

451
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,331
Like this.

452
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,293
(shotgun cocks)

453
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:20,880
- Neat.

454
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,842
Conversation is over, all right?

455
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,302
- Well I felt good in this collar,

456
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,928
I've always liked this kind of collar,

457
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,139
but you boned me on the pants, Joe.

458
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,225
It's really not fair, it's a low blow.

459
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,602
I picked those pants out
for me, I laid them out.

460
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,812
I specifically chose those.

461
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,231
- Well, well, look at you gentlemen.

462
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,191
Are the clothes all right?

463
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,695
Aren't we looking spiffy in plaid?

464
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,280
- Oh he likes plaid.

465
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,157
- Oh, two sugars, right?

466
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,199
- Thank you very much.

467
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,868
- Cheri, we're gonna have
to borrow Phil's car.

468
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:50,827
- Hey!

469
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,495
- Oh that's okay, he doesn't mind.

470
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,997
- The hell I don't!

471
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,498
It's a new transmission.

472
00:22:58,461 --> 00:22:59,544
- [Terry] So where are we headed?

473
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,837
- Rufus.

474
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,255
- Where's Rufus?

475
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:03,673
- It's up the road a little ways.

476
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,799
- What's in Rufus?

477
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,347
- Pollard, Harvey Pollard.

478
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:11,973
What?

479
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,184
Oh you feel the need to shoot?

480
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,646
Go ahead and shoot then.

481
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:24,569
(violin music)

482
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,282
You feel the need to shoot?

483
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,952
Well go ahead and shoot then.

484
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,375
Oh to hell with it.

485
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,169
Feel the need,

486
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:41,795
draw.

487
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,631
(gunshots)

488
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,094
(thud)

489
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,516
- Hey!

490
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,728
Ho! Dog!

491
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:00,313
- Joe!

492
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,441
(laughs)

493
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,275
Joe?

494
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,945
(grunting)

495
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:07,779
Joe.

496
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,322
(growls)

497
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:11,616
I thought you were still in --

498
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,910
- No, no, no, got out early.

499
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,161
Got out early.

500
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,415
Terry, say hello to my
cousin Harvey Pollard.

501
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,251
- Glad to know you're
any friend of Joe's, man.

502
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,877
What was it, Harry?

503
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,171
- Terry.

504
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,965
- Those are wicked pants.

505
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,635
- So what are you doing?

506
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:31,761
Workin'?

507
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:32,971
- Special effects.

508
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,681
Well stunt work primarily.

509
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,850
Well mostly training right now,

510
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,601
damn squibs won't fire.

511
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,271
- We're lookin' for somebody
that can handle a car.

512
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,398
- I can do that, why?

513
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,150
- Banks.

514
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,863
- You're foolin' me.

515
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:52,782
Well hell, Joe.

516
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,367
I'm just the man you're lookin' for.

517
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,202
You want a beer?

518
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:57,412
- Yeah, I'll take a beer.

519
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,246
- Okay.

520
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:02,917
(gunshots)

521
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,337
Timing malfunction.

522
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:07,630
Draw!

523
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,299
(laughs)

524
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,301
I'm gonna get a beer.

525
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,222
- He's honest,

526
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:18,933
and he falls real good.

527
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,769
(laughs)

528
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,316
- Me, I'm gonna make a
name for myself in fire.

529
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,236
I've been practicing with gels,
you know mostly on my hands,

530
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,572
but I need a suit.

531
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,449
- Harvey, speaking of the job...

532
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,409
- You ever wonder why a
man'd set himself on fire

533
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,995
and jump off the top of
a twelve story building?

534
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,413
- Gosh, no, I didn't Harv.

535
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,333
- Women love a man who loves danger.

536
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,169
(laughs)

537
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,213
- [Darren] You guys are
talkin' about before

538
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,048
about the front man, you
kept mentioning this guy.

539
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,174
Will you explain to the
people at home, and to me

540
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,718
what exactly the front
man does and who he is?

541
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,012
- Well, well Darren,

542
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,224
the front man handles
pretty much everything else

543
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,683
except robbing the bank.

544
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,811
He rents the rooms, he gets the supplies,

545
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,855
the food that, you know, we would eat.

546
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,650
He drives the getaway car.

547
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,613
- Joe and I maintained
what you call low profile.

548
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,574
If the front man is never seen in a bank,

549
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,243
we're never seen out of one.

550
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:22,997
And I plotted all the we'd
rob from Oregon to California.

551
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:25,667
Our first bank on the list
was the Oregon City Bank.

552
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:26,501
- [Joe] Oregon City Bank.

553
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,044
- [Terry] So the
schedules and the routines

554
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,171
and the bank guards and
the tellers, everything.

555
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:33,341
We got it all down, but mostly
we watched our first hostage,

556
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:36,511
Darill Miller, the bank
president, didn't know it yet,

557
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,804
but he was about to spend the night

558
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,347
with the sleepover bandits.

559
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,224
That sounded good, right?

560
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,225
- Yeah, it's pretty...

561
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:42,892
- Didn't know it yet,

562
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:43,810
but he was about to spend the night

563
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,144
with the sleepover bandits.

564
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:46,563
- [Darren] It's very news worthy.

565
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,526
- I asked him to get me a good mustache,

566
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:52,485
and he gives me something that looks

567
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,028
like it come out of a Crackerjack box.

568
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,196
- This is not about the mustache.

569
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,406
- Well he got you a good,

570
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,241
he got you a nice wig.

571
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,826
Look at you, you look great.

572
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:00,702
- You notice the burns?

573
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:01,869
They're kinda flappin'.

574
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,455
(doorbell rings)

575
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,958
- [Woman] Hun, can you get the door?

576
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,378
(suspenseful music)

577
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,714
Everybody, dinner in a half hour.

578
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,431
- Howdy.

579
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:23,850
We're here to rob your goddamn bank.

580
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,268
Now just get in there.

581
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,400
(sobs)

582
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,279
- It's okay, mommy.

583
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:41,618
(sobs)

584
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,418
- The important thing here...

585
00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:55,465
(sobs)

586
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:58,009
The important thing,

587
00:27:58,636 --> 00:27:59,636
(sobs)

588
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,389
The important thing is that we
spend a quiet night together

589
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,433
and then tomorrow
morning, bright and early,

590
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,685
we all go down to the bank together.

591
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,189
It's really a reasonable
proposition if you think about it.

592
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:15,360
- Sure, whatever you say.

593
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:16,861
- That's the spirit.

594
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,323
- Stop playing with your food, Eric.

595
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,949
- But it's too long.

596
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,912
- Here, next time I want you

597
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,455
to try to wrap it around your fork,

598
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,915
just like daddy does.

599
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,376
- Cut mine, Mom.

600
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,543
- Just a second, honey.

601
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,295
- The sauce is too red.

602
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,588
- [Mom] It's not too red.

603
00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,674
- Yes it is, the sauce is too red.

604
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:47,850
- You know, actually, Mrs. Miller,

605
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,477
this sauce is quite terrific.

606
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:50,561
- Really good.

607
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:51,479
- Isn't it?

608
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:52,563
- I hate it.

609
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,315
- Thank you.

610
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,819
- What time's the vault set for?

611
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,113
- 7:30.

612
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,197
- Tomato lemon?

613
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:02,532
- Mm-hmm.

614
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,493
Lemon zest, oregano, a little cream?

615
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:06,828
See, I cook a little.

616
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,121
- Keys?

617
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,706
- Two.

618
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:10,873
I have one,

619
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,419
the operations officer has the other one.

620
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,171
- There's something here
I can't identify though.

621
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,423
Is it basil?

622
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:19,632
- No.

623
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,051
- Rosemary?

624
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,553
No, don't tell me, don't tell me.

625
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,680
- It's not that big of a deal.

626
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,557
- It's saffron.

627
00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:30,685
- Yes.

628
00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:32,395
Yes it's saffron.

629
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,438
(sobs)

630
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,314
- Bingo, I knew it.

631
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,067
You know, sometimes I put
a little sugar in mine,

632
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,444
it cuts the acidity.

633
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,279
- Sugar.

634
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,781
- Thank you, I'll try to remember that.

635
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,533
- Little tricks, you know.

636
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:47,285
- Wanna see something cool that I can do?

637
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,370
- Sure.

638
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,374
(loud burp)

639
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:55,293
(laughs)

640
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:56,753
- Micah!

641
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:57,545
- What?

642
00:29:57,755 --> 00:29:58,713
- We've got guests.

643
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,590
Sort of.

644
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:06,345
(western music)

645
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,391
You really think you're gonna fool anybody

646
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:11,642
in that getup?

647
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,978
I mean you look like Neil Young from that,

648
00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:15,605
what was that album after the,

649
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,274
the horses, or...

650
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,026
- It was after the gold rush.

651
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,110
And that's not the one.

652
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,612
It's the one where he's
leaning against the tree

653
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,946
in the snow, or whatever.

654
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,531
That's what I was actually going for.

655
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,700
- Getting out of the bank
is almost as important

656
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,035
as getting into it.

657
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:32,163
The hostages were kept under
the strictest possible guard

658
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,416
to prevent escape or alarm
of any type, you see.

659
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,711
See, we had to bring their kids along,

660
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,798
the Miller children.

661
00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:45,510
- Carpy this is Butane.

662
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,930
You're all clear and
ready to rock and roll.

663
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,557
- Please turn your music down,
I can't hear a word you said.

664
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,560
- [Harvey] We're ready to rock and roll.

665
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,312
- Thank you.

666
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,231
Okay girls, you just stay right here.

667
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,275
- Everybody should be here in ten minutes.

668
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,653
- What's the all clear?

669
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,112
- What's that?

670
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:09,700
(western music)

671
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:11,953
Washington.

672
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,204
On the inside.

673
00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:14,997
- What?

674
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,374
- George Washington.

675
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,544
When it's all clear, he's facing in.

676
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,005
- Oh, make it all clear, Darill.

677
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:27,969
(western music)

678
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,357
Cool.

679
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:46,988
(western music)

680
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,666
(mumbles)

681
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,211
- Good morning, Darill.

682
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,045
- Good morning.

683
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,046
- Good morning, Darill.

684
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,507
- Good morning, ladies.

685
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,886
- Is this a joke?

686
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,597
- No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.

687
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,975
- Hurry it up, it's not a parade, come on.

688
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,476
All righty then.

689
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:18,936
Just have a seat with everybody else.

690
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,062
This is not gonna take long.

691
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:20,855
Monica?

692
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,273
- I have to go to the bathroom.

693
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:23,816
- Okay, no more juice boxes, Chloe.

694
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:24,442
- Okay.

695
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:27,069
- If it weren't for the fact
that the kids had bladders

696
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,947
the size of hummingbirds,
it would have been...

697
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,325
- Well they drank a lot of juice.

698
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,118
- One of these days
you're gonna get caught,

699
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:35,077
it's a very dangerous job.

700
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,370
Aren't you ever scared

701
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:37,872
and afraid?

702
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:38,998
(laughs)

703
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,791
- When you know danger the way we do,

704
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,085
I know it like an animal,
like a wild animal.

705
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:46,047
You know what they call me in jail?

706
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:47,298
- [Darren] No, I don't.

707
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,382
- The panther.

708
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,592
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much

709
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,636
for your cooperation, please
make no attempt to escape

710
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:53,346
because we will be monitoring
the police scanners

711
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,722
and we'll kill ya if you do.

712
00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,057
- When you're a well oiled machine,

713
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,726
you exude danger.

714
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,270
People fear you,

715
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,814
they fear your presence,

716
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,816
the gun really is secondary.

717
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,027
- Thank you.

718
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:13,532
(western music)

719
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:41,519
(birds cawing)

720
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:44,271
- [Terry] Now listen,
we go our separate ways,

721
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:45,731
two weeks from today, we --

722
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,484
- Klamath falls, right, you
take this map, it's on there.

723
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:49,694
- I wanna go with Joe.

724
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:50,695
- Wanna go with you.

725
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,405
They're looking for two men.

726
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:53,489
And that's why we're splitting up

727
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,157
and going solo as planned.

728
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:56,993
- What am I supposed to do for two weeks?

729
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,577
- You stay outta trouble, try that.

730
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,121
- Well what about the minivan?

731
00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:01,288
- You leave it here.

732
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,207
- Well I like the minivan, it's roomy.

733
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,542
- I appreciate that,

734
00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:06,752
but as it's a stolen minivan,

735
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,671
it's probably better
that you leave it here.

736
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,881
- What about my money?

737
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:11,674
- There's yours right there,

738
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,467
we split it three ways, nothing fancy.

739
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,927
- I'mma buy me a fire suit.

740
00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:16,012
First thing.

741
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:17,972
I bet I can mail order one out of LA.

742
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:18,889
- There you go.

743
00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:19,807
- You too, buddy.

744
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,017
Be careful.

745
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,685
- Be careful, stay outta trouble.

746
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,562
- What're you gonna buy with your shares?

747
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,147
- Paradise.

748
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,524
Two weeks, Klamath falls, be careful.

749
00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:30,651
(doors slam)

750
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:37,241
- Joe Blake and Terry Collins,
this is Lieutenant McCormick

751
00:34:37,451 --> 00:34:39,410
with the Los Angeles Police Department.

752
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,496
Put down your weapons
and come out of the bank

753
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,415
with your hands in the air.

754
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,255
- This could be a bad time,

755
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:52,965
but I just wanna point
out that I did warn you

756
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:55,342
that that woman was
gonna be the ruin of us.

757
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,219
- Right, understood.

758
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,516
But as our future looks
rather bleak and miserable,

759
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,770
I suggest we figure out what
got us here in the first place.

760
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,191
Which brings us back to that woman.

761
00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:15,946
(solemn music)

762
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,431
- [Voiceover] The most
common symptom of vaginitis

763
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,975
is an abnormal vaginal discharge.

764
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,062
(tape fast forwards)

765
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,898
probably from an allergic
reaction to mites.

766
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:53,109
(CD player clicks)

767
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:58,823
('80s dance music)

768
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,958
- Gas, shit.

769
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:56,672
('80s dance music)

770
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,073
- What is that smell?

771
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,202
- It's a pad thai with Florence fennel.

772
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:31,290
New potatoes, clam and sour
soup with cream and muir pua.

773
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:34,919
And stuffed quail.

774
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,463
- Kate, I have a dinner tonight.

775
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:38,547
With clients.

776
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,925
- Tonight?

777
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,764
Oh well, it's just for fun.

778
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,228
- I'm going to the gym, see ya.

779
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,237
(dishes clang)

780
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,157
Sweetheart?

781
00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:06,075
- Yeah?

782
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,160
- Why don't you go see a movie?

783
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,835
(lamp crashes)

784
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,714
(tires screech)

785
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:26,845
("Total Eclipse of the
Heart" by Bonnie Tyler)

786
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,074
♫ We're livin' in a powder keg

787
00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:49,201
♫ And givin' off sparks

788
00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:51,620
♫ I really need you tonight

789
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:55,249
♫ Forever's gonna start tonight

790
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,960
♫ Forever's gonna start tonight

791
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,714
♫ Once upon a time I was fallin' in love

792
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,466
♫ Now I'm only falling apart

793
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:08,846
♫ There's nothing I can do

794
00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:11,807
♫ A total eclipse of the heart ♫

795
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,979
(screams)

796
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,151
(thuds)

797
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,325
- Oh my god, oh my god!

798
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,617
Are you all right?

799
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:31,952
Are you okay?

800
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,249
Come on, I'm so sorry.

801
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,501
Come on, hospital, hospital.

802
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:42,921
(GPS speaks)

803
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,006
Can you wiggle your toes?

804
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:48,010
(engine revs)

805
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,636
- Voices.

806
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:50,763
Where are the voices?

807
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,681
Are those in?

808
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,600
Wait.

809
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,727
You pull, you pull,

810
00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:00,898
you pull over, you pull
over and get out of the car.

811
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:02,649
- You don't have to
get all huffy about it.

812
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,360
- You need to pull the car over.

813
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,904
- Hey, it was an accident.

814
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,573
- Listen, I'll shoot you with this thing.

815
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,075
- Oh go ahead.

816
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,368
(mumbles)

817
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:13,452
Believe me.

818
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:15,371
- Now listen to me, Miss?

819
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,413
- Kate.

820
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:18,165
- Kate, I'm a desperate man.

821
00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:20,667
- You don't know the meaning of the word.

822
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:21,460
(tires screech)

823
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,878
Desperate is when you
wake up in the morning

824
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:23,962
and you wish you hadn't.

825
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,507
It's knowing that every time
you get behind the wheel

826
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,467
of a car you're only a
tree away from ending

827
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,345
the empty charade that
your life has become.

828
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,263
So don't talk to me about desperate.

829
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,432
(tires screech)

830
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:36,642
- Listen, on second thought,

831
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,852
why don't you just pull over
and let me out right here.

832
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:39,561
Thank you for the lift.

833
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:40,270
I'll be fine.

834
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,355
- I'll just walk from here.

835
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,189
Why?

836
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,315
- I'm feeling very fragile at the moment,

837
00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:44,650
I don't think I should be alone.

838
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:45,734
- You're insane!

839
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:46,985
(tires screech)

840
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,154
(horn honks)

841
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:50,197
- I'm unhappy.

842
00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:51,824
It's not the same thing.

843
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,577
- Hey, I'm a fugitive from justice.

844
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,037
I'm a dangerous criminal.

845
00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,081
- Oh, well that explains the hijacking.

846
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,249
- You hit me!

847
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,209
- You can't expect to step in
front of a moving automobile

848
00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:03,377
and make it stop.

849
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:04,294
- Yes you can!

850
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:05,421
I've seen it done.

851
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,755
- Would you not yell at me?

852
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,590
- Well can you slow down or something?

853
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,675
I'm gonna get outta here.

854
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:10,843
I'll jump.

855
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,052
That's what I'm gonna do.

856
00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:13,846
How do you unlock this door?

857
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:14,680
Push a button.

858
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:16,348
Unlock this door!

859
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,058
- So, where you headed?

860
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:19,518
I'll drop you.

861
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:20,978
I mean you're in no shape to drive.

862
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,354
So you're a fugitive, huh?

863
00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:23,897
What'd you do wrong?

864
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,566
- Everything.

865
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,319
- [Voiceover] Your global
positioning system is rerouting.

866
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:30,654
- [Terry] Where's that coming from?

867
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,489
What is that?

868
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:37,536
(birds chirping)

869
00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,121
Between the second set of trees,

870
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,330
the second set of trees right here.

871
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,751
- Look at me, I'm on fire!

872
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:45,961
(laughs)

873
00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:47,296
- Just don't ask.

874
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:50,257
(Harvey yelling)

875
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:51,383
(wood cracking)

876
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:57,181
(quaint music)

877
00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:58,724
- What the hell is this?

878
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,560
- Kate, Paul Bunyan, Paul, Kate.

879
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:02,644
- Kate?

880
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,021
- I ran outta gas.

881
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:05,481
- And?

882
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:06,857
- And she hit me.

883
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,233
With her car.

884
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:09,735
- Okay.

885
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:10,319
She hit you with her car.

886
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,862
What the hell'd you
bring her out here for?

887
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,114
- Well one, I had no choice.

888
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,074
Two, I may have suffered
a slight concussion.

889
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,743
And three, she's mentally unbalanced

890
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,244
to a spectacular degree.

891
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,704
- I can hear you.

892
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,582
- I tried to escape, she wouldn't stop.

893
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,918
I almost jumped from a speeding car, Joe.

894
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,044
You hear me?

895
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,170
I had double vision.

896
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:29,838
What was I gonna do?

897
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:34,927
(birds chirping)

898
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,232
- Your left eye is a fraction
darker than your right one.

899
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:51,193
- Nobody ever noticed.

900
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:53,278
- I'm Joe.

901
00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:54,988
- I'm Kate.

902
00:42:58,326 --> 00:42:59,993
Oh, what happened to your tooth?

903
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,496
- Okay, why don't you just
get on your way, okay?

904
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:03,872
Act like you never met us,

905
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,374
and send us a postcard from Crazy Town.

906
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,667
- Can I stay here?

907
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,627
It's just that I don't
know where else to go.

908
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,505
It'll only be one night.

909
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,589
Please?

910
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,132
- I'm not sure we can do that.

911
00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:15,759
- Absolutely no way.

912
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:17,261
That's not possible.

913
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:18,637
- I can't go home.

914
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:19,930
I can't.

915
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,849
I could go to the police.

916
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,601
I mean, what's to stop me leading them

917
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:26,019
straight to your hideout?

918
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,481
What are you hiding from anyway?

919
00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:30,566
I mean, he wouldn't tell me.

920
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,234
He's very, very discreet.

921
00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:33,443
- Come here, Joe.

922
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:34,278
Come here.

923
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,445
- [Joe] What are you,
what's with the pulling?

924
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,614
(mumbling)

925
00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:40,158
- This is a very, very bad idea.

926
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,578
In the history of bad
ideas, this is a humdinger.

927
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:43,579
Okay?

928
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:44,871
- She's right about the police.

929
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:46,915
- Shoot her, bury her body in the woods.

930
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:47,624
- What am I?

931
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:48,625
Invisible?

932
00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:50,711
- She says she doesn't
have any place to stay.

933
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,837
- That's none of our business.

934
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,171
- Well it is now that you
brought her here, isn't it?

935
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,090
- Well I needed a ride, okay?

936
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,301
I mean there I was sprawled
out on the asphalt.

937
00:43:58,011 --> 00:43:58,802
Okay?

938
00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:01,430
You know the hardest
thing about being smart?

939
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:03,223
- No.

940
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,517
- I always pretty much know
what's gonna happen next.

941
00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:06,935
There's no suspense.

942
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,396
And don't think I didn't see
the look in your eye over there

943
00:44:09,606 --> 00:44:11,690
and feelin' her little hair
and all that kinda stuff.

944
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,985
I'm implementing a 24 hour
rule from now on, okay?

945
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,236
It's in effect.

946
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,073
24... 24 hours and not
a minute longer, missy.

947
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,241
- Thank you.

948
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:22,784
- Missy?

949
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,536
- Hey, I'll cook dinner.

950
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,622
- I cook the dinners around here.

951
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,999
- Sorry, not familiar
with the outlaw code.

952
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,169
Does that mean I'm a hostage?

953
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:37,841
(mumbling)

954
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,803
- Hotel remodeling, real estate...

955
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,765
I've estimated $20,000
for the kitchen alone.

956
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,892
I mean we're talking about
restaurant quality here.

957
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:48,852
And that's not to mention the nightclub.

958
00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:51,188
- You know, I got a crippled
cousin up in New Hampshire,

959
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,773
who's going in for her seventh operation

960
00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:53,899
on her leg, okay?

961
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,275
I got my mother's people up in Ottawa,

962
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:56,068
the aunts and the uncles.

963
00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,903
These bills add up Terry, okay?

964
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,364
- [Terry] Listen, I'm duly
impressed by any and all

965
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:01,865
charitable contributions.

966
00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:02,783
How crippled?

967
00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:04,951
- Did you know you could
bet on Irish hurling?

968
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,953
- Hey, hey, hey, excuse me Harvey.

969
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,915
I'm trying to figure
out why my partner here,

970
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:12,250
When he wasn't helping
improve the Blake family

971
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:16,171
standard of living,
managed to spend $200,000.

972
00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,174
- I met a very lovely young
lady from the Netherlands

973
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:20,884
- Oh, color me surprised.

974
00:45:21,094 --> 00:45:22,636
- Who took me to this Octoberfest deal,

975
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:23,720
and they had a big parade,

976
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,598
and she wanted to ride on
one of the floats, okay?

977
00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:27,849
So I bought her one.

978
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:31,061
Now we're drinking these
big steins of Holland beer,

979
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,396
and one thing leads to another

980
00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,856
and I'm throwing $50
bills out to the crowd.

981
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,775
(laughs)

982
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,902
- The thing about Irish hurling
is that it's like football

983
00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:40,028
with sticks.

984
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,279
- Stop it.

985
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:42,155
Stop it!

986
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,074
Please, for god's sake, Pollard.

987
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,409
Okay?

988
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,871
Okay, you meet a girl,
you go to a festival.

989
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,039
- Octoberfest.

990
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,375
- Yeah, Octoberfest, you
throw $50 bills to the crowd.

991
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,835
I noticed you got a new gold watch.

992
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,336
- This is an 18 carat gold watch.

993
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:57,546
- I don't give a shit
how many carats it is.

994
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,089
- 36 grand, it's no big deal.

995
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,757
- Did you ever think about
asking someone for the time?

996
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:01,883
It's a lot cheaper.

997
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,009
Anything else?

998
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,636
- Well yeah, we stayed a couple days

999
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:07,723
longer than I thought we
were gonna down in San Diego,

1000
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,307
and I had to get her
back to the Netherlands,

1001
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,852
so I chartered a private
jet to take her home.

1002
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:13,478
- Oh, of course you did.

1003
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,063
The Netherlands.

1004
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,149
Joe...

1005
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:18,775
- What?

1006
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,194
- Listen,

1007
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:25,323
let me try to explain something to you.

1008
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,784
Paradise doesn't come cheaply, okay?

1009
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,620
Now I figured this down
to the last nickle.

1010
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:32,622
Now, and here's the important part,

1011
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:35,417
every nickle that we spend, is a nickle

1012
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:36,877
that we have to steal.

1013
00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:38,253
Now that's a lot of nickles, Joe.

1014
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,255
I don't wanna rob banks
for the rest of my life.

1015
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:43,383
The stress level is just too damn high.

1016
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,636
Harvey?

1017
00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:48,013
Joe?

1018
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:49,264
Dinner's almost ready.

1019
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,517
- Well this is not bad.

1020
00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:54,936
It's a little...

1021
00:46:55,605 --> 00:46:56,980
It's a little chewy, but...

1022
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:02,819
(coughs)

1023
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:11,286
You boys ever eat and
talk at the same time?

1024
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:14,623
- We used to.

1025
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,084
(salad dressing sloshes)

1026
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:22,297
- So, what sort of work do you do?

1027
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:24,382
- Bank robbery.

1028
00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,302
Well they rob banks, I
drive the getaway car.

1029
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:28,428
- Harvey,

1030
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:31,473
that's enough, Harvey.

1031
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:34,851
you're not the...

1032
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:37,145
The guys who go to the
bank manager's house,

1033
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:38,563
you know, the night before and you --

1034
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,190
- They do, I drive the getaway car.

1035
00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:41,399
- Harvey!

1036
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:44,236
- God.

1037
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,034
- You're the sleepover bandits.

1038
00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,621
Oh my god, you're practically famous.

1039
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,374
- The sleepover bandits?

1040
00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,334
That's us?

1041
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,087
- Don't you watch criminals at large?

1042
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:04,381
You should.

1043
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:05,507
You're watching you.

1044
00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:07,551
- You're astounding, Harvey.

1045
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:09,135
- So...

1046
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,137
You rob banks.

1047
00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:12,681
That's impressive.

1048
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,140
What, it's little old
lady savings accounts

1049
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,310
and cub scout dues and homeless
orphan Christmas funds?

1050
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,019
Is that what?

1051
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,020
(loud bang)

1052
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,942
- We never stole a penny from
anybody who earned it, lady.

1053
00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:28,446
That money's federally
insured by the government.

1054
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:31,741
The government steals money from people

1055
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:33,243
and we just take it back from them.

1056
00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:41,167
(fork bangs)

1057
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,627
- Anymore questions?

1058
00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,087
Kate?

1059
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:48,967
(crickets chirp)

1060
00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:51,386
(swishing)

1061
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,180
- Got a spare toothbrush?

1062
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,474
Didn't have time to pack.

1063
00:48:58,269 --> 00:48:59,978
God, nobody could be that sick.

1064
00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:01,521
- [Terry] Put that down.

1065
00:49:02,732 --> 00:49:03,940
(sniffs)

1066
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:05,609
- May I?

1067
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,111
- What are you doing here?

1068
00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:09,946
- Cleaning my teeth.

1069
00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:11,448
- I mean manic depression,

1070
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,783
delusion, I understand all that.

1071
00:49:14,577 --> 00:49:15,827
It's very impressive, but...

1072
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:17,913
Do you know how many
germs are on your finger?

1073
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,956
That kinda defeats the purpose.

1074
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,750
- Well if you don't give me a toothbrush,

1075
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,335
I don't have much option, do I?

1076
00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:29,049
- I don't think you're
crazy at all, you know that?

1077
00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:30,967
I think you're bored.

1078
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,469
I think you're bored with your life,

1079
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:35,013
and you're expecting that
some miracle's gonna drop

1080
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,933
out of the sky and suddenly
make everything better.

1081
00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:41,561
Or at least hopeful, because
you lost hope a long time ago.

1082
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:44,230
And your marriage sucks.

1083
00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:49,945
But I'm sorry Kate, we can't help you.

1084
00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:54,866
- You don't know me.

1085
00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:56,284
You only think you do.

1086
00:49:58,913 --> 00:49:59,996
- You're joking.

1087
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,248
- Saw it in a movie.

1088
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,376
- How does it end?

1089
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,212
- With a wedding.

1090
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:13,510
(western music)

1091
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,598
- Beavers and ducks!

1092
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:21,434
- [Kate] Suckers.

1093
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,229
I'm not waiting for anything
to fall out of the sky.

1094
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,940
I'm not bored, I'm angry.

1095
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:31,027
(sigh)

1096
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,572
Maybe he's right and
I'm running out of hope.

1097
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,783
It's not entirely my fault.

1098
00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,953
It's just I picked the wrong life.

1099
00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:52,716
(sniffles)

1100
00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,634
- The valley spirit is a woman.

1101
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,679
Use her root at the gateway of heaven

1102
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,848
and it will never fail.

1103
00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:03,643
- What the hell is that supposed to mean?

1104
00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,229
- Not a clue.

1105
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,649
I'm hoping it means
figure out what you want

1106
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,026
and just take it.

1107
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,695
- Oh please.

1108
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,906
- Well like robbing a bank.

1109
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:18,992
- [Joe] Like that, yeah.

1110
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,370
- If only life were that simple.

1111
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:27,167
(sniffles)

1112
00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:30,628
(sings quietly)

1113
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:33,923
I don't know what to do.

1114
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:36,509
I'm always in the dark.

1115
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,180
- [Joe] We're living in a
powder keg givin' off sparks.

1116
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:51,858
- Once upon a time I was falling in love.

1117
00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:54,486
Now I'm only falling apart.

1118
00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:59,616
- Nothin' I can do, total
eclipse of the heart.

1119
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,626
- Once upon a time there
was light in my life,

1120
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,628
now there's only love in the dark.

1121
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,798
- [Joe] Nothin' I can do,

1122
00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:16,466
total eclipse of the heart.

1123
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,886
- Oh my god.

1124
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:21,805
Give me a break.

1125
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,974
- [Joe] Turn around bright eyes.

1126
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:27,769
- I can’t believe you know that song.

1127
00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:31,523
- Yeah, Bonnie Tyler.

1128
00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:32,941
Total eclipse of the heart.

1129
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,026
It's the ultimate sappy chick song.

1130
00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:36,194
- It's not a sappy chick song.

1131
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:37,070
- It's very sappy --

1132
00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:38,488
- No, it's not, please don't argue,

1133
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:39,906
I'm having a really hard day.

1134
00:52:40,116 --> 00:52:41,157
- This is the song that all girls --

1135
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,326
- It is an epic haiku to the complexity --

1136
00:52:43,536 --> 00:52:43,993
- What?

1137
00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:46,162
- It's a haiku to the complexity of love.

1138
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,373
- It's also pretty embarrassing for guys.

1139
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,252
When that song was out, I used
to listen to it on the radio.

1140
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:56,965
I have to admit, I get a little misty.

1141
00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:58,675
- Really?

1142
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,343
- Yeah, a little bit.

1143
00:53:01,262 --> 00:53:02,387
And...

1144
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:05,014
I would appreciate it if you
didn't mention that to anyone.

1145
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,810
- I won't tell a soul.

1146
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:12,856
- Thanks.

1147
00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:22,866
- Oops.

1148
00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:25,869
(laughs)

1149
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,287
- It's all right, I'll get it.

1150
00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,747
No, no, stay...

1151
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,709
(mumbles)

1152
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:34,586
You know what song jacked
me up when I was a kid?

1153
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:37,213
The song about the pony
Wildfire on its own.

1154
00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,591
- Oh I love that pony song.

1155
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,885
I love all pony songs.

1156
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:42,594
- Really?

1157
00:53:42,803 --> 00:53:43,386
- Yeah.

1158
00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:44,429
It's the one that goes

1159
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:46,431
♫ Ride, pony, ride ♫

1160
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,223
(laughs)

1161
00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:47,807
- That's mustang sally,

1162
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:49,267
close, it's a horse.

1163
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,435
- Wasn't the pony called Sally?

1164
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,020
- No, this pony was called wildfire.

1165
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,605
He busted down the stall.

1166
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:56,274
♫ Busted down the stall ♫

1167
00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:57,066
You don't remember that?

1168
00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,110
They called him Wildfire.

1169
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:05,992
- Joe?

1170
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,077
- Yeah?

1171
00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,332
- I think I know what I want.

1172
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:24,636
- Wait.

1173
00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:30,808
(piano music)

1174
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:44,280
(crickets chirping)

1175
00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:46,991
- Joe, the 24 hour rule is all that stands

1176
00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:48,076
between us and chaos.

1177
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,410
(door slams)

1178
00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:51,746
Are you listening to me?

1179
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,415
We're at kind of a crossroads here,

1180
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,334
and I want you to be very
clear about my meaning.

1181
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:58,044
- I'm changing the 24 hour rule, okay?

1182
00:54:58,254 --> 00:54:58,920
- No, no, no.

1183
00:54:59,129 --> 00:54:59,712
You don't understand.

1184
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,089
She's a missing person.

1185
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,091
Missing, meaning that
someone's looking for her.

1186
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,300
You get it?

1187
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,885
- I'm changing the 24 hour rule.

1188
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:07,845
- May I help you?

1189
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:11,432
- Oh, I'm sorry, we're
here to rob your bank.

1190
00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:15,061
(thuds)

1191
00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:17,522
What the hell's that?

1192
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,357
- It's a disorder that
affects your ability

1193
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,609
to regulate sleep and wakefulness.

1194
00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:23,945
- I thought he was dead.

1195
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:25,571
- No, that's cataplexy.

1196
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:27,198
A secondary symptom.

1197
00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:30,368
Sudden loss of voluntary muscle control.

1198
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:32,120
- I just have one question,

1199
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,162
why now?

1200
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,708
- Well, in Larry's case, emotional stress

1201
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,334
is the primary igniter.

1202
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:40,878
- Do you have a guest bedroom here, ma'am?

1203
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:46,634
(birds chirping)

1204
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:47,510
We're just gonna step right over here

1205
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,053
in the manager's office, go ahead.

1206
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:50,638
(mumbling)

1207
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,057
- You never know what's gonna
happen during a robbery.

1208
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:53,933
That's the thing.

1209
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:56,519
- There's always a surprise of some kind.

1210
00:55:56,729 --> 00:55:58,146
You know, beyond your control.

1211
00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,857
But I mean the thing is
that you have to remain calm

1212
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,276
under pressure, and think on your feet.

1213
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,862
- No, no I'm just saying,
it seems a little silly

1214
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,697
falling asleep during a bank robbery.

1215
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,407
- Well it may appear silly to you,

1216
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,784
but there's a perfectly
reasonable explanation.

1217
00:56:15,331 --> 00:56:16,164
- Done.

1218
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,958
I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous.

1219
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:20,585
- It's okay, Larry.

1220
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,462
Nothing to be nervous about.

1221
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:24,756
- You see, my body chemistry

1222
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:28,134
is extraordinarily
sensitive to suggestion.

1223
00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:29,927
Any symptom can be manufactured

1224
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:31,054
given the right circumstances,

1225
00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:33,222
and that, by the way,
doesn't mean it isn't real.

1226
00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:34,932
(screams)

1227
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,517
Jesus, this stuff is hot.

1228
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:37,977
(thud)

1229
00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:40,980
- Go get Mrs. Fife.

1230
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:42,982
- So I met this girl,

1231
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,650
and you know I wanted to impress her,

1232
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,612
so I said, you wanna see
me light my hands on fire?

1233
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:49,530
You know, because I bet you never seen

1234
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:50,948
anything like that before.

1235
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:53,409
And she said, well what about your head?

1236
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:54,619
- Your head?

1237
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:55,620
- Yeah, my head.

1238
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:57,830
I ain't got the proper
gear for that kinda stunt.

1239
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,040
At least not yet.

1240
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:01,876
I said no way, but she
wouldn't listen, you know?

1241
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,170
Flaming hands wasn't enough.

1242
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,714
She wanted to see me set my head on fire.

1243
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,007
- So what'd you do?

1244
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,510
- Singed off half my hair.

1245
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:14,180
- A little bit more,
sweetheart, there you go.

1246
00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:14,889
- Is he coming around?

1247
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,850
- Because we really
need him to come around.

1248
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:18,643
- [Mrs. Fife] He's comin'.

1249
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:19,227
- You understand?

1250
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,354
We don't have much time,
this is ridiculous.

1251
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:22,647
(sighs)

1252
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:23,731
(mumbles)

1253
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,191
A nervous breakdown here.

1254
00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:27,819
- Guys, we have a problem,

1255
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,405
you got multiple bogies at nine o'clock.

1256
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:32,990
(loud ring)

1257
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,158
- What the hell is that?

1258
00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:35,576
- It's the drive up window.

1259
00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:36,994
Someone's at the drive up.

1260
00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:38,413
- At eight o'clock in the morning?

1261
00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:39,956
(car honks)

1262
00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:41,332
- What do we do?

1263
00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:42,125
- Nothin'.

1264
00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:44,085
(car honks)

1265
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,878
- I'm tellin' you, you
act too eager like that,

1266
00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:48,005
Dottie's never gonna
give you a second look.

1267
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:51,342
Women do not respond to needs.

1268
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:55,930
- It's the police.

1269
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,102
Good morning.

1270
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:05,106
- Where's Dottie?

1271
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:06,524
- Who?

1272
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,151
- The drive up girl.

1273
00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:11,154
- Oh I'm sorry, Dottie, yes, of course.

1274
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:13,739
She's sick.

1275
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,533
- Sick with what?

1276
00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:17,243
- Vaginitis.

1277
00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:18,911
She's been suffering from

1278
00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:20,955
an abnormal vaginal discharge.

1279
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,915
It's a common symptom, a viscous fluid,

1280
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,167
usually associated with

1281
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:26,919
well, vaginitis.

1282
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,589
It's usually associated with...

1283
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,299
(car engine revs)

1284
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:36,345
(western music)

1285
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:40,808
- All clear, Bubba.

1286
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:42,602
You all right?

1287
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:43,519
- That was great.

1288
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:44,812
- Yeah.

1289
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,731
(car trunk squeaks)

1290
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:51,986
Why a college parking lot?

1291
00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:53,654
- Always lots of cars around.

1292
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:54,906
Even in the morning.

1293
00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:56,491
- Leave the Jaguar here.

1294
00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,159
No gambling.

1295
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,162
(door slams)

1296
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:02,955
I'll see you at Tonopah in two weeks,

1297
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:03,706
you understand?

1298
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:05,041
- You hear me?

1299
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:10,463
(car engine revs)

1300
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:16,886
- He'll get tired of her.

1301
00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:18,429
It just takes time, you'll see.

1302
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:21,349
- I don't know, Kate's a special lady.

1303
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:24,852
- Kate is an iceberg
waiting for the Titanic.

1304
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,065
- Has anybody seen Kate Wheeler?

1305
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,734
Local authorities are investigating
the possible connection

1306
00:59:31,944 --> 00:59:33,110
between the missing woman

1307
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,154
and the latest in the
series of bank robberies

1308
00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:36,781
committed by the sleepover bandits.

1309
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:39,283
Wheeler vanished just 24
hours before the robbery

1310
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:40,910
of the San Andreas Bank.

1311
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:43,371
Her abandoned automobile was
discovered a short distance

1312
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,540
from the automobile
belonging to bank manager,

1313
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:46,749
Lawrence Fife.

1314
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,293
But a much bigger question
remains unanswered, people.

1315
00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:51,963
Who exactly are these mystery men?

1316
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,549
In a related development,
a federal task force

1317
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,008
has been assemble to try to piece together

1318
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,260
this whole mystery.

1319
00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:58,844
Is there a connection
between the missing woman

1320
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:00,137
and the sleepover bandits?

1321
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:02,056
Is Kate Wheeler associated
with the sleepover bandits

1322
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:03,558
or is she part of the gang?

1323
01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,393
We'll keep you updated, right here,

1324
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,894
as this whole story unfolds,

1325
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,771
on Criminals at Large.

1326
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:13,985
(romantic music)

1327
01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:52,857
- Harvey?

1328
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:53,691
- Yeah.

1329
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:56,652
- Do you remember what I said
about conspicuous behavior?

1330
01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:58,654
- Keepin' a low profile.

1331
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:00,615
- Are you achieving it, do you think?

1332
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:01,824
- You bet.

1333
01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:02,783
- Good boy.

1334
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,244
- What do you think of my boots?

1335
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:06,746
- Very life-like.

1336
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,553
Hey!

1337
01:01:23,472 --> 01:01:24,555
19!

1338
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:27,266
We'll be right there.

1339
01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:30,978
Just so you know, I got a
bee up my ass about you two.

1340
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,066
Congratulations, Kate.

1341
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,942
You're a famous missing person.

1342
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:38,569
Practically a TV star.

1343
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,696
Different for you, bad for us.

1344
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,365
You see, we pretty much
try to keep ourselves

1345
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:44,033
out of the spotlight whenever possible.

1346
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:45,326
- Nobody saw me,

1347
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:46,869
barely left the room.

1348
01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:47,953
- Go home!

1349
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:48,788
- No.

1350
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:49,580
- Yes!

1351
01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:50,873
Joe.

1352
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,124
- It's up to Kate.

1353
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:53,918
- What do you mean it's up to Kate?

1354
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,962
- Relax Terry, we went shopping!

1355
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:58,881
Bought me my first disguise.

1356
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,716
- You went shopping?

1357
01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:02,885
- Yeah we went shopping,
what's the big deal?

1358
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,470
Man.

1359
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,137
- We have a wig.

1360
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:06,222
We have a hat.

1361
01:02:06,682 --> 01:02:09,308
For those long sunny days on the lamb.

1362
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:11,435
- I don't care about it.

1363
01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:12,645
- Hey!

1364
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:14,522
What happened to Kate?

1365
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,399
- You made a joke.

1366
01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:17,608
(laughs)

1367
01:02:17,818 --> 01:02:19,318
- [Terry] Oh that's cute,
they made a little love joke.

1368
01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:24,949
(birds chirping)

1369
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:26,409
So Joe, is she worth it?

1370
01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:28,327
I mean in theory,

1371
01:02:28,537 --> 01:02:30,162
isn't one woman just like the next?

1372
01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:32,164
So I was just wondering,

1373
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:33,749
you know, is she worth it?

1374
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:35,876
- She's got saliva in her mouth.

1375
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,169
- Of course she's got saliva in her mouth,

1376
01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:38,295
everybody does, it's glandular.

1377
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:39,422
- She's got more.

1378
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:41,382
- Really, how much?

1379
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,092
- A lot.

1380
01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:45,094
Well that sounds like some sort of tumor

1381
01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:46,137
in the parotid gland.

1382
01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:47,847
You know rabies is transferred
that way through saliva.

1383
01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:48,889
- Terry.

1384
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:52,351
No one has ever kissed
me like that before.

1385
01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:54,854
Ever.

1386
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,277
- Law enforcement officials
have finally discovered

1387
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,195
the identities of the sleepover bandits.

1388
01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:04,822
Joe Blake and Terry Collins

1389
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,574
escaped from an Oregon state penitentiary

1390
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:07,950
just three months ago.

1391
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,494
Today, for the first time, ever,

1392
01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,455
Blake and Collins were
added to both the FBI

1393
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:15,499
and the Federal Marshal's
top ten most wanted list.

1394
01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,334
And not only that, but a
half a million dollar reward

1395
01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:19,170
was offered for their capture.

1396
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:21,422
The identities of these
modern day Robin Hoods

1397
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,799
were first confirmed
by two teenage hostages

1398
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,385
who were taken after the
amazing prison break.

1399
01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:27,595
- [Voiceover] Darren, there they are.

1400
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:31,891
(mumbling)

1401
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:32,933
- [Voiceover] Are you hurt?

1402
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:35,561
- [Voiceover] Did they tie you up?

1403
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:36,854
- No, they were really nice.

1404
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:38,147
(mumbles)

1405
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:39,607
We ate pizza and played video games.

1406
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,401
- [Voiceover] Did they take anything?

1407
01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,195
- [Voiceover] Yeah, they took my car.

1408
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:45,905
- [Voiceover] They didn't do anything,

1409
01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:46,739
they were very nice.

1410
01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:48,157
(mumbles)

1411
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:48,991
- Ladies and gentlemen,

1412
01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:50,868
thank you so much for your cooperation.

1413
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,495
Please make no attempt to escape

1414
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,371
as we will be monitoring
the police scanner

1415
01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:55,790
and we'll kill you if you do.

1416
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:57,208
Thanks again for your cooperation.

1417
01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:58,542
- Bye Joe, bye Terry.

1418
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:00,628
- That's great, bye Joe, bye Terry.

1419
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:01,670
Did you hear that?

1420
01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:08,844
(suspenseful music)

1421
01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:15,476
- Harvey?

1422
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,394
(car engine revs)

1423
01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:18,562
Harvey?

1424
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:19,605
Harvey!

1425
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:20,689
Aren't we supposed to
be following the guys

1426
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:21,941
to the rendezvous?

1427
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,150
- Pink.

1428
01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:24,985
- Pink boots.

1429
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,737
- Number one lesson how to get a girl,

1430
01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:27,780
play hard to get.

1431
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:28,364
Let's go...

1432
01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:29,573
- Do you think she needs a ride?

1433
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:30,282
- No.

1434
01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:31,158
- I think she needs a ride.

1435
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,284
- I think I need a ride.

1436
01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:33,285
Let's go.

1437
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,541
Accelerate and go.

1438
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:39,625
Go!

1439
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:43,712
(engine revs)

1440
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:48,843
(slow rock music)

1441
01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:04,233
Is this the only road?

1442
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:06,402
- Don't worry, we'll find them.

1443
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:08,153
You just rest your little head young lady.

1444
01:05:08,989 --> 01:05:11,198
(suspenseful music)

1445
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:12,157
- Here they are.

1446
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:13,826
It's okay.

1447
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:15,327
We got 'em.

1448
01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:19,290
(horn honks)

1449
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,544
All righty!

1450
01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:26,463
(tires screech)

1451
01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:32,261
(horns honk)

1452
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,639
We thought we lost you!

1453
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:36,432
- Joe!

1454
01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:39,059
- You are so cute, you are really cute!

1455
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:47,610
- Harvey! There's a truck.

1456
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:48,861
(screams)

1457
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:53,866
(tires screeching)

1458
01:05:54,075 --> 01:05:58,579
(screams)

1459
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:01,415
(tires screeching)

1460
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:13,928
- Dispatch, you better call 911.

1461
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,220
We've got a major accident here,

1462
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,014
we're probably gonna need an ambulance.

1463
01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:22,770
- Look at the condition of things.

1464
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:23,687
It's just...

1465
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:26,690
I don't think they should
probably even move us.

1466
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,026
I'm not sure we should
even be moving at all.

1467
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,111
I mean we should be like

1468
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,029
restrained.

1469
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,034
(thud)

1470
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:40,788
(sheep bleating)

1471
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,581
We're in Scotland with a bunch of sheep?

1472
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,500
I don't know what this is all about.

1473
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:45,417
- Hey.

1474
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,044
You all right?

1475
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,213
Are you all right?

1476
01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:50,547
- I need a stabilizing collar,

1477
01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:51,632
you probably do too.

1478
01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:52,341
You can't just,

1479
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:53,926
we shouldn't even be moving around.

1480
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,886
And now there's sirens in my head.

1481
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,346
I probably have a concussion.

1482
01:06:57,973 --> 01:06:58,722
- Do you understand?

1483
01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:00,140
- That's not your head.

1484
01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:01,725
Listen, those are --

1485
01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:02,893
- You hear them too?

1486
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:03,769
- Yeah, it's the police.

1487
01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:04,687
We should go, come on.

1488
01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:05,562
Let's go right now.

1489
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:06,397
- Oh, well...

1490
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:07,106
Oh sirens!

1491
01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:07,940
- Come on down here, hey!

1492
01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:09,566
- Listen, yeah, like real sirens.

1493
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,151
You need to go up.

1494
01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:11,735
Listen to me.

1495
01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:13,153
(men bickering)

1496
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:14,321
Listen to me,

1497
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:15,239
you gotta get Kate and get outta here now.

1498
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:16,532
I'll get the money, all right?

1499
01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:17,241
- [Kate] Are you okay?

1500
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,743
(stammering)

1501
01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:20,744
- You okay?

1502
01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:22,579
- Go with Terry and get out of here now!

1503
01:07:26,001 --> 01:07:27,209
Hey, go with Terry now!

1504
01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:28,043
- The police!

1505
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:28,961
The police!

1506
01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:29,878
- I know, go with Terry now!

1507
01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:31,046
Go, just go on!

1508
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:34,842
(yelling)

1509
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,302
Terry, that's Kate right there, take her.

1510
01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:38,262
- The police!

1511
01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:43,350
(suspenseful music)

1512
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,669
- Do you hear sirens,
because I still hear sirens.

1513
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:11,712
Are they real or not?

1514
01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:13,630
- Calm down, Joe will know what to do.

1515
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,091
- Joe and Pollard are long gone by now.

1516
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:17,926
- His car's still here.

1517
01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:19,928
- Well he can get another car.

1518
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:21,430
As a matter of fact, he
can get another girl.

1519
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:23,974
- He wouldn't leave without me.

1520
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,062
- Kate, memo to yourself.

1521
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,773
Joe is not exactly the
flowers and hearts kinda guy

1522
01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:31,940
if you haven't noticed,

1523
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:33,358
and when it comes to
running from the police,

1524
01:08:33,568 --> 01:08:34,860
you don't figure into his thinking

1525
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,528
or mine either, okay?

1526
01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:39,531
- Well I'm not leaving without him.

1527
01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:41,658
- Suit yourself.

1528
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:44,453
- Well what're you gonna do?

1529
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:45,579
(door slams)

1530
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:46,371
- What am I gonna do?

1531
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:47,706
I'll tell you exactly what I'm gonna do.

1532
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,458
I'm gonna flee from the scene of a crime

1533
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,293
in the nick of time,
that's what I'm gonna do.

1534
01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:53,170
And I'm gonna give
myself a couple of weeks

1535
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:54,755
to get my heart rate back to normal

1536
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,674
and then, I'm gonna join
Joe at the other bank, okay?

1537
01:08:58,259 --> 01:08:59,259
That's what I'm gonna do.

1538
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:07,851
- Well I'm going with you.

1539
01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:10,771
- You stay away from me, forever.

1540
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,815
(mumbles)

1541
01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:17,903
(jazzy music)

1542
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:47,599
(engine revs)

1543
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:53,981
(jazzy music)

1544
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:13,041
- [Receptionist] You are one lucky fella.

1545
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:14,126
- [Terry] I am?

1546
01:10:14,335 --> 01:10:15,627
- [Receptionist] I got
the last room in town.

1547
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,838
- [Terry] But that won't
do, I need two rooms.

1548
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,006
(laughs)

1549
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,174
- [Receptionist] No such thing,

1550
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,466
you see all those cars out there?

1551
01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:23,677
It's a Debbie Day cosmetic convention.

1552
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,305
I've never seen so much
pink in my goddamn life.

1553
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,432
It's a hell of a thing
to do to an automobile.

1554
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,975
- Right, I don't care what it is,

1555
01:10:30,185 --> 01:10:31,560
I have to have two rooms.

1556
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,562
- Do you want the room or not?

1557
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:38,233
(chattering)

1558
01:10:38,443 --> 01:10:43,113
(singing)

1559
01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:51,455
- You asleep?

1560
01:10:52,290 --> 01:10:54,124
- No, this weeble wobble song,

1561
01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:55,292
or whatever it is.

1562
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:57,002
scared me half to death.

1563
01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:58,837
You?

1564
01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:01,256
- I keep wondering where Joe was.

1565
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:03,634
Is.

1566
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:09,389
- Joe pretty much just
likes to have a good time,

1567
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:12,100
a good time basically.

1568
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:13,644
- Alone?

1569
01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:15,062
- You know Joe,

1570
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,522
cultural events, museums,
that kinda thing.

1571
01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:18,815
He's a very dedicated traveler.

1572
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:20,108
- He's not alone.

1573
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:26,281
My husband is a terrible kisser.

1574
01:11:27,367 --> 01:11:28,325
- That's random.

1575
01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:30,953
Like how, what do you mean?

1576
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:34,456
- The first time, you know,
he took me to a movie.

1577
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,918
Well he brought me home and
I'm standing at the front door,

1578
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:40,504
you know, waiting.

1579
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:41,838
For the inevitable.

1580
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:45,217
He looms, I'm thinking okay.

1581
01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,051
About time,

1582
01:11:46,261 --> 01:11:47,344
and then he...

1583
01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:51,181
He just comes at me with
his mouth, just opened so...

1584
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,476
Oh god, it was really wide.

1585
01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:55,894
(laughs)

1586
01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:56,979
It's not funny.

1587
01:11:57,355 --> 01:12:00,482
I actually, I tried to
adjust to the kiss size.

1588
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:01,817
It was huge.

1589
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,152
I dislocated my jaw.

1590
01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:08,156
It still clicks.

1591
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,245
You can't hear that?

1592
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:14,913
- [Terry] Kinda.

1593
01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:16,498
Can I hear it once?

1594
01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,375
- It's really loud.

1595
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:23,088
- Oh yeah, baby.

1596
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,007
I mean that's loud.

1597
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,343
- He dislocated my jaw
and I still married him.

1598
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:32,681
I don't know the first thing about love.

1599
01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:34,850
I know I look like I do, but I...

1600
01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:39,438
I don't, not really.

1601
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,738
- Love is a wish that hides in your heart

1602
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:49,990
and nobody knows about it but you.

1603
01:12:57,165 --> 01:12:58,332
Love is blinding.

1604
01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:02,252
An eternity in a single moment.

1605
01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:04,963
A religion worth dying for.

1606
01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,094
I mean, it's also time-consuming.

1607
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:12,179
(laughs)

1608
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:12,929
- [Kate] Yeah.

1609
01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,892
- And you know, a pain in the
ass and a hole in the heart

1610
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:18,435
and that sorta thing.

1611
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:20,854
Not necessarily that order, but...

1612
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,440
I'd like to think it is
in that order, really.

1613
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:28,612
(sneezes)

1614
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:29,654
- Bless you.

1615
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:31,406
(sneezes)

1616
01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:32,616
Gesundheit.

1617
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:35,619
(sneezes)

1618
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:36,536
Many happy returns --

1619
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:37,162
(sneezes)

1620
01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:38,914
- Oh this is gonna be one of those.

1621
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,332
- Really?

1622
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,876
(sneezes)

1623
01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:45,045
Do you want me to scare you?

1624
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:45,837
(sneezes)

1625
01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:47,464
- No, that's for, isn't that for --

1626
01:13:48,508 --> 01:13:48,965
(screams)

1627
01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:50,467
That's not...

1628
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:53,595
(sneezes)

1629
01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:54,471
- Don't be frightened.

1630
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,764
(muffled screams)

1631
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:56,848
I'm just trying to block the flow of --

1632
01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:57,849
- You're not helping.

1633
01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,017
You're not helping!

1634
01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:01,937
(screams)

1635
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:03,105
- I'm sorry.

1636
01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:07,109
(grunts)

1637
01:14:08,528 --> 01:14:09,486
Did I scare you?

1638
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,948
A bit hard there.

1639
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,450
You're dribbling a bit, but you're,

1640
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:16,701
you're not sneezing.

1641
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,870
(sighs)

1642
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:23,542
- I have food allergies.

1643
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:26,169
- Tell me about it.

1644
01:14:26,421 --> 01:14:28,046
- And other phobias.

1645
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,381
- Like what?

1646
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:31,967
- Like descrophobia...

1647
01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:34,594
- What's that?

1648
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:35,303
- Well I was in high school...

1649
01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:36,888
It's a fear of getting smaller.

1650
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:39,349
I lost two inches in six months.

1651
01:14:39,559 --> 01:14:40,392
I mean that's quite...

1652
01:14:40,601 --> 01:14:41,935
- Terry, you're still here.

1653
01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:44,896
- And antique furniture
scares me half to death.

1654
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:45,981
- What's that called?

1655
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,441
- Well I don't think
there's a name for it,

1656
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:48,608
I believe I'm the only one.

1657
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,610
Anything before 1950 just...

1658
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,154
gives me the heebeegeebees.

1659
01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:54,489
- Benjamin Disraeli's hair is,

1660
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:55,532
there's a problem there.

1661
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:56,992
I'm afraid of Charles Lotton, actually.

1662
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,743
Black and white movies.

1663
01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:00,036
Black and white movies?

1664
01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:01,580
- I just can't eat in front of them.

1665
01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:02,747
- I can't either.

1666
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,125
- You know what?

1667
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,001
I think it's better to

1668
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:09,004
feel too much than feel too little.

1669
01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:12,757
- I never thought of it that way.

1670
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,262
- Oh no, you're blinking again.

1671
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,556
- It's just a...

1672
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:20,515
- Can I just...

1673
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:21,391
- Ventromedial anomaly.

1674
01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:22,392
- Maybe if I...

1675
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:23,894
Is that okay?

1676
01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,354
- You see there's this neural
factory between the eyes.

1677
01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:27,314
- Between the eyes?

1678
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:28,482
- Sort of right in the...

1679
01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:29,858
- Exactly.

1680
01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:30,942
- Okay.

1681
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,820
(moaning)

1682
01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:34,821
Yeah, I can...

1683
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:35,614
- That kinda thing.

1684
01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:37,782
(stammers)

1685
01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:40,827
Out going, to the nervous
system, that kinda thing.

1686
01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:45,874
Embarrassment, fear.

1687
01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:49,169
- Oh it's big, yeah.

1688
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:51,087
- Love, hate.

1689
01:15:51,923 --> 01:15:53,089
- That's a biggie.

1690
01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:58,637
("Beautiful Day" by U2)

1691
01:16:03,184 --> 01:16:04,392
- Oh my god.

1692
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,668
- [Terry] There's this scientist in London

1693
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:31,336
who used electric shock

1694
01:16:31,546 --> 01:16:33,964
to prove that cockroaches have feelings.

1695
01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:36,633
- [Kate] Terry, you're not a cockroach.

1696
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,719
More like a beaver.

1697
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:41,846
- A beaver?

1698
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,348
- In a good way.

1699
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:46,726
In a cute way.

1700
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,563
("Beautiful Day" by U2)

1701
01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:50,939
(thuds)

1702
01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:52,566
- I feel like a cockroach.

1703
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:54,901
I mean that's assuming that cockroaches

1704
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,070
are capable of making
mistakes to blow apart

1705
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:58,321
the world they live in.

1706
01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:02,576
- Well if you're a cockroach,

1707
01:17:03,244 --> 01:17:04,494
what does that make me?

1708
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:07,831
- Dangerous.

1709
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,667
(yelling)

1710
01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:15,714
("Beautiful Day" by U2)

1711
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,035
- They're here.

1712
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,372
(seagulls squawking)

1713
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,376
Were we ever wonderin' about you two guys.

1714
01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:56,546
We were wonderin' and
wonderin' and wonderin'.

1715
01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,090
Hey Joe!

1716
01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:04,888
(seagulls squawking)

1717
01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:16,983
- Hi.

1718
01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:25,408
Welcome back.

1719
01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:31,373
Missed you.

1720
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:34,084
- We missed you too.

1721
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,132
Joe, can I talk to you

1722
01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:42,550
for a minute in private?

1723
01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:45,887
Be right back.

1724
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:49,516
(door slams)

1725
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,603
'Cause god knows it's a shock to me.

1726
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:57,565
It was more like a
revelation of some kind.

1727
01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:58,983
And yet shocking.

1728
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:00,527
Like a shocking revelation.

1729
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,862
- I was right about
Kate's kisses, wasn't I?

1730
01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:04,322
Hm?

1731
01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:07,033
- Let me keep her, okay?

1732
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:10,120
I mean, even if you kill
me, I don't give a shit.

1733
01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,579
I just wanna know what it feels like

1734
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:14,999
to have her to myself before I die, okay?

1735
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:15,917
- I'm not gonna do that.

1736
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:17,627
- Why Joe?

1737
01:19:17,837 --> 01:19:20,171
I mean, remember, this
is like a hobby to you.

1738
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:22,090
It happens to you all the time.

1739
01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:24,300
It sorta makes you feel
like a million bucks.

1740
01:19:24,969 --> 01:19:25,927
- No way.

1741
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:27,220
- But it never happens for me.

1742
01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,513
Not once, Joe.

1743
01:19:28,931 --> 01:19:30,598
Not once has this ever happened for me.

1744
01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,392
Do you understand the
significance of that?

1745
01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:36,938
- Yeah.

1746
01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:39,399
- You do?

1747
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:41,025
So we agree.

1748
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:42,318
- [Joe] We let Kate choose, right?

1749
01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,278
- [Terry] No, no, no, of course not.

1750
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,279
That's a terrible idea.

1751
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:45,238
That's a horrible idea.

1752
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:46,448
Because she'll choose you.

1753
01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:47,490
- Are you boys sure you don't want

1754
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,117
to kick my tires first?

1755
01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:53,413
Could arm wrestle.

1756
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,167
Or flip a coin.

1757
01:19:57,835 --> 01:19:59,252
- You know, if it's best
four out of seven...

1758
01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:03,256
- Unless, unless you think
these are incredibly shallow

1759
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,300
solutions to a complicated problem

1760
01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:07,927
that may require a little bit
of delicacy and understanding.

1761
01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,932
- Yeah, that, the last part.

1762
01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:18,688
- Maybe you're right, Kate.

1763
01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:19,814
You should choose.

1764
01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,567
So choose, what's it gonna be?

1765
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:26,529
Is it gonna be Mr. action
figure hero guy here?

1766
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:30,909
Or brains and sensitivity
and a lot of other things

1767
01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:31,785
I could name.

1768
01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:33,995
In other words, me or that guy.

1769
01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:37,081
- Yeah, good lookin' or itchy?

1770
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,250
- What if I don't want to?

1771
01:20:40,628 --> 01:20:41,711
- [Joe] Don't wanna what?

1772
01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:42,837
- Choose.

1773
01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:45,048
- [Joe] You have to choose.

1774
01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:46,466
What are you talkin' about?

1775
01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:48,301
- [Terry] That's the point, right?

1776
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,262
- I know this is confusing,
I mean believe me,

1777
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:54,432
I'm a little confused myself.

1778
01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:57,060
- You stole my girl?

1779
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:58,353
You take her away for two weeks

1780
01:20:58,562 --> 01:20:59,771
and you brainwashed her.

1781
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:00,939
Brainwashed!

1782
01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:04,651
(yelling)

1783
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,069
- Hey! Would you stop it?

1784
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:07,111
Stop it!

1785
01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:09,113
(yelling)

1786
01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:11,199
You're getting his coat dirty.

1787
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:12,325
- Coat?

1788
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:13,743
(seagulls squawking)

1789
01:21:13,953 --> 01:21:15,286
I mean look at me, hello.

1790
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:16,996
Would you look at me just for a second?

1791
01:21:17,957 --> 01:21:19,541
I ran away with bank robbers.

1792
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:22,752
Now that's a strange choice,
but it's understandable

1793
01:21:22,962 --> 01:21:23,878
given my state of mind.

1794
01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:25,255
But then what do I do?

1795
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:26,798
I sleep with bank robber number one,

1796
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:28,675
because he's strong,

1797
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:30,885
and he...

1798
01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:32,053
- Handsome.

1799
01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:33,847
And he knows what he wants.

1800
01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:34,722
- There you go.

1801
01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:35,723
Makes sense to me.

1802
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:36,891
- I don't stop there.

1803
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:38,309
Oh no, not this little red head.

1804
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,436
Due to circumstances beyond the boundaries

1805
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:42,814
of any life I've ever known,
I sleep with bank robber

1806
01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,482
number two.

1807
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,652
And he is sweet,

1808
01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:50,947
and smart...

1809
01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:51,865
- Cute as a beaver.

1810
01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:52,657
- Yeah.

1811
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:54,409
And he deserves more
than he thinks he does.

1812
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:55,702
- Exactly.

1813
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,204
- Now the heart's a mysterious organ.

1814
01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:00,748
And it, you know, plays by its own rules.

1815
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:03,960
I don't wanna choose.

1816
01:22:04,461 --> 01:22:06,462
You know, I don't think I can.

1817
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:09,757
You know, if that's
scary or against the laws

1818
01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,510
of, you know, man or whatever, then...

1819
01:22:14,305 --> 01:22:15,930
I mean, you're outlaws, right?

1820
01:22:18,142 --> 01:22:19,017
So...

1821
01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:22,437
I guess I'm an outlaw too.

1822
01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:28,359
- [Terry] Okay, so Harvey, you should park

1823
01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:30,653
in this alley right here,
toward this end, see?

1824
01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:31,529
By the corner of this building,

1825
01:22:31,739 --> 01:22:32,864
we'll be heading by the building.

1826
01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:33,865
There's a door right here.

1827
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:36,910
- And I look up and I see these two cars

1828
01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,912
headed, you know, right by each other,

1829
01:22:39,121 --> 01:22:40,705
and they collide, right?

1830
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,291
And there's this red headed woman

1831
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,084
that's there, and she's getting hauled off

1832
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,419
into the other car.

1833
01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:48,880
- The Novato, California teenager

1834
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:50,465
had no way of knowing
he was about to capture

1835
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:52,634
the stunning footage of
the sleepover bandits

1836
01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,218
and the missing woman, Kate Wheeler.

1837
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,137
In this Criminals at Large exclusive.

1838
01:22:56,347 --> 01:22:58,640
The missing woman's husband
taped a plea to the men

1839
01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:00,266
who hold his wife hostage.

1840
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:03,144
- Please, wherever you are,

1841
01:23:03,354 --> 01:23:05,521
return my wife to me.

1842
01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,066
Kate, if you're listening,

1843
01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:10,318
I want you to know that

1844
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:12,946
I'm okay.

1845
01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:14,197
I hope you're holding up well,

1846
01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,032
I hope these gentlemen
are treating you correctly

1847
01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:17,825
in the way you should be treated,

1848
01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:19,494
and speaking of which,

1849
01:23:19,703 --> 01:23:22,497
I'm going to Spain next week,

1850
01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:25,541
so if your kidnappers

1851
01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,251
would like to contact me,

1852
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,878
they can get in touch with my people

1853
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:30,546
and you know who they are,

1854
01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:34,676
and the house is waiting
for you, right here.

1855
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:36,511
Where you belong.

1856
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:38,680
And...

1857
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:40,932
And the house misses you, I miss you.

1858
01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:43,810
I miss...

1859
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:45,520
- You have no idea where I belong.

1860
01:23:49,817 --> 01:23:50,858
- You belong here.

1861
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:54,654
- Yeah, with us.

1862
01:23:55,364 --> 01:24:00,326
(slow acoustic music)

1863
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:14,841
(fireworks whirring)

1864
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,073
- [Joe] We'll buy the restaurant,

1865
01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,908
turn it into a nightclub and resort.

1866
01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:41,826
- [Kate] A nightclub?

1867
01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:42,618
- [Joe] Yep.

1868
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,454
- [Terry] And Joe'll work the room,

1869
01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:46,039
and I'll run the kitchen, naturally.

1870
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,165
- [Joe] We'll have a spa or something.

1871
01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,459
- [Kate] What does a lady
like me do in paradise?

1872
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,461
(laughs)

1873
01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:52,253
Don't be rude.

1874
01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:53,838
- [Joe] You can do whatever you want.

1875
01:24:54,048 --> 01:24:54,922
You do whatever you want.

1876
01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:55,923
- [Kate] Whatever I want?

1877
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:57,759
- [Joe] Drink margaritas,
get your toes painted.

1878
01:24:57,968 --> 01:24:58,551
- You pick it.

1879
01:24:58,761 --> 01:24:59,969
What would you say if
you could do anything,

1880
01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:00,720
what would it be?

1881
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:01,637
- Whatever I want?

1882
01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:02,638
Whatever you want.

1883
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:04,432
- All right.

1884
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:07,268
I wanna sing.

1885
01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:09,437
- Sing?

1886
01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:10,646
- Well we need a singer.

1887
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:11,647
We need a singer for the nightclub,

1888
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:12,690
we talked about that.

1889
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:13,775
- Talked all about it, yeah.

1890
01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:14,901
- Do you wanna....

1891
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:16,235
- You're gonna sing right now?

1892
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:16,944
- Do you want me to sing for you?

1893
01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:17,570
- Come on.

1894
01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:18,446
- Okay.

1895
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:19,238
- There it is.

1896
01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:20,156
(laughs)

1897
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:21,282
All right, come on.

1898
01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:24,202
- Okay, an oldie but a goodie.

1899
01:25:27,206 --> 01:25:30,416
♫ If you see me walkin' down the street

1900
01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,835
♫ And I start to cry

1901
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:34,670
♫ Each time we meet

1902
01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:37,381
♫ Walk on by

1903
01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:41,719
♫ Just walk on by

1904
01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:46,849
♫ Make believe that you don't see my tears

1905
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:50,311
♫ Just let me grieve in private

1906
01:25:50,521 --> 01:25:52,438
♫ 'Cause each time I see you

1907
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:56,442
♫ I break down and cry

1908
01:25:57,069 --> 01:25:59,112
♫ So walk on by ♫

1909
01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:04,242
(slow music)

1910
01:26:14,545 --> 01:26:15,044
- Hi.

1911
01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,004
- How are you feeling?

1912
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,216
- Well my system's been a
flurry of activity tonight,

1913
01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,093
first I had a rapid
heartbeat, seeing spots,

1914
01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:23,511
I had a prickling sensation in my feet,

1915
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:25,388
then there was a sudden
hearing loss in one ear.

1916
01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:26,931
- Oh, that's not what I mean.

1917
01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:33,146
- Kate, there are guys who leave

1918
01:26:33,355 --> 01:26:35,439
and there are guys who get left.

1919
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,817
I don't think it's any mystery as to

1920
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,652
which category I fall into.

1921
01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,655
- Terry Lee, I'm not leaving you.

1922
01:26:44,575 --> 01:26:45,491
- You're staying?

1923
01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,242
- Yeah.

1924
01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:51,455
Good night.

1925
01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:52,123
- Good night?

1926
01:26:52,332 --> 01:26:53,416
That's not staying, that's going.

1927
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:54,667
Where are you going?

1928
01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:59,964
(slow acoustic music)

1929
01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:05,303
(knocks)

1930
01:27:10,267 --> 01:27:11,809
- Did I get the secret knock right?

1931
01:27:12,519 --> 01:27:14,395
- Yeah, it was perfect.

1932
01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:17,899
- I really missed you when you were away.

1933
01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:24,572
(door creaks)

1934
01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:29,702
Good night.

1935
01:27:30,370 --> 01:27:35,208
(slow acoustic music)

1936
01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:03,569
- Hey, you wanna talk about headaches,

1937
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,446
my brother Albert had a horrible headache.

1938
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:07,114
- Migraines?

1939
01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:08,532
- No, brain tumor.

1940
01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:10,743
Smelled burning feathers for a whole year.

1941
01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:12,161
- You're joking.

1942
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:14,205
- No, the tumor was pressing

1943
01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:16,123
on some gland or something --

1944
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:17,124
- Olfactory gland.

1945
01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:18,751
- Olfactory gland, yeah that's it.

1946
01:28:18,961 --> 01:28:20,920
And apparently it affects
your sense of smell.

1947
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,838
- Burning feathers?

1948
01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:23,464
- Yeah.

1949
01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:25,424
Did he smell them all the time?

1950
01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:27,093
- All the time, 24 hours a day.

1951
01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:29,095
- Burning feathers, great.

1952
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:30,638
Were there any other symptoms?

1953
01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:32,765
(mumbling)

1954
01:28:32,975 --> 01:28:34,517
- Hot damn, I knew it!

1955
01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:35,935
You're the boys from TV.

1956
01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:37,853
The sleepover bandits.

1957
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,647
I guess that means I'm a hostage.

1958
01:28:40,023 --> 01:28:41,107
Well you'd better come on in.

1959
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,150
We gotta get started, come on, come on.

1960
01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,404
- Jesus.

1961
01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:48,531
- Could you do me a favor?

1962
01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:50,283
Could you look at my pupils

1963
01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:51,867
and tell me if they're the same?

1964
01:28:52,452 --> 01:28:54,161
Are they different
sizes are they the same?

1965
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,247
- I'm not a doctor.

1966
01:28:56,456 --> 01:28:57,498
- Please humor me.

1967
01:29:00,043 --> 01:29:01,294
- Well the right one looks smaller.

1968
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:02,837
- Jesus Christ, don't tell me that.

1969
01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:04,171
- You asked.

1970
01:29:04,381 --> 01:29:05,381
- Do you smell burning feathers?

1971
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:06,549
- No.

1972
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:09,093
- I have a brain tumor, I know I do.

1973
01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:09,760
- What?

1974
01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:11,887
- Yeah, there he told me my
pupils are different sizes.

1975
01:29:12,097 --> 01:29:12,888
- You're kidding me.

1976
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:13,723
- Mm-hmm.

1977
01:29:14,057 --> 01:29:14,890
- Jesus.

1978
01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:16,600
First my brother, and now you?

1979
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:18,436
- God.

1980
01:29:19,146 --> 01:29:24,066
(mischievous music)

1981
01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:29,322
- Pink.

1982
01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:32,616
- Harvey!

1983
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:33,701
Harvey!

1984
01:29:35,996 --> 01:29:36,787
- Hey!

1985
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:42,543
- What do you mean, no?

1986
01:29:42,753 --> 01:29:44,337
- That's what I said, no.

1987
01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:47,340
Good manners are no excuse
for criminal behavior.

1988
01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:49,300
I am not opening the safe.

1989
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:51,761
I am not giving you the money.

1990
01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:53,262
- You know we're armed, right?

1991
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,057
- Oh you wouldn't hurt a flea, Joe.

1992
01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,350
Everybody knows that.

1993
01:29:58,226 --> 01:29:59,226
- I'm stumped.

1994
01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:00,394
How about you?

1995
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:06,525
(suspenseful music)

1996
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:17,912
- Just give us a little bit
of the money, be reasonable.

1997
01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,790
100 grand of it is
ensured by the government.

1998
01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,541
(mumbling)

1999
01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:23,626
(knocking)

2000
01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:30,174
Hey, just get back there.

2001
01:30:30,384 --> 01:30:31,592
Go on, just get back there.

2002
01:30:31,802 --> 01:30:32,385
- [Terry] What the hell's wrong with you?

2003
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:33,302
- My bank.

2004
01:30:33,970 --> 01:30:35,471
- I'm guessing there's
a good reason for this.

2005
01:30:35,722 --> 01:30:37,264
- Oh it's the missing woman!

2006
01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:38,557
I almost forgot!

2007
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:39,600
- There's police outside.

2008
01:30:39,810 --> 01:30:40,518
- Where's Harvey?

2009
01:30:40,727 --> 01:30:41,310
- I don't know.

2010
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,853
- Will you get back there please ma'am?

2011
01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:45,064
(stammering)

2012
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,190
- Do you know where the bathroom is?

2013
01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:48,901
(stammering)

2014
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:50,236
(knocking)

2015
01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:55,950
(suspenseful music)

2016
01:30:56,243 --> 01:30:57,243
- I'm sorry to bother you Mrs. Conner,

2017
01:30:57,452 --> 01:30:59,120
but it's after eight o'clock

2018
01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,080
and you haven't turned the sign on yet,

2019
01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,582
and I figured maybe you just
forgot the all clear again.

2020
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,668
- Aww, Edgar, aren't you sweet?

2021
01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,044
Well I'll get right on that.

2022
01:31:07,254 --> 01:31:08,045
- Say, you know,

2023
01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:12,466
I was wondering, I sure could
use some help with some cash,

2024
01:31:12,676 --> 01:31:14,135
and since I'm here...

2025
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,221
- Sure, since you're here.

2026
01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:19,056
Come in officer.

2027
01:31:19,558 --> 01:31:20,808
Right this way.

2028
01:31:21,268 --> 01:31:26,188
(suspenseful music)

2029
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:33,446
- Hello.

2030
01:31:33,655 --> 01:31:34,572
(clears throat)

2031
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:36,574
- Fifty bucks okay?

2032
01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:37,950
- You've been very successful.

2033
01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:40,244
What do you attribute that to?

2034
01:31:40,454 --> 01:31:41,745
- Courage, it takes a lot of that.

2035
01:31:42,372 --> 01:31:43,414
- This is 500.

2036
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:44,957
These are hundreds.

2037
01:31:46,084 --> 01:31:47,293
Bank error in your favor.

2038
01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:49,962
Game board ten joke think.

2039
01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:51,547
- Surprise.

2040
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:53,883
- It's funny I...

2041
01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:55,301
I think I seen you someplace before.

2042
01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,803
- It's my face, you know,
I have an average face.

2043
01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:58,637
You know how people think

2044
01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:00,431
you look like every man.

2045
01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:04,143
- I don't know, thanks Mrs. Conner.

2046
01:32:04,644 --> 01:32:05,644
- Have a good day.

2047
01:32:06,229 --> 01:32:10,816
(suspenseful music)

2048
01:32:12,235 --> 01:32:13,527
- Wait, wait, wait, I forgot my glasses.

2049
01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:18,824
(alarm rings)

2050
01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:22,036
(suspenseful music)

2051
01:32:22,245 --> 01:32:23,287
- Terry has the keys.

2052
01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:24,705
- Terry!

2053
01:32:24,915 --> 01:32:26,415
- Come on, come on, get in this cop car.

2054
01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:29,335
(suspenseful music)

2055
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:30,836
- Where are they, where are they?

2056
01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:31,962
- That way.

2057
01:32:32,506 --> 01:32:33,255
(tires screech)

2058
01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:35,090
It might have been that
way, but outside, yes.

2059
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:39,970
- Stop, stop, stop the car!

2060
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:41,055
Police emergency!

2061
01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:43,891
Just go!

2062
01:32:44,100 --> 01:32:45,935
(yelling)

2063
01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:47,269
- We can't just leave him there.

2064
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:48,687
- There's nothin' we can do for him now.

2065
01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:50,231
- Well he'd go back for you if he had to.

2066
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:51,690
- Don't be so sure about that.

2067
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:54,443
- Joe, this is Terry we're talking about.

2068
01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:55,694
Remember your friend Terry?

2069
01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:59,490
(suspenseful music)

2070
01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:02,034
(tires squeal)

2071
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:08,082
- That's it, that's them.

2072
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,416
- Found Pollard.

2073
01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:10,543
You know, Darren, I mean I
gotta be honest with you.

2074
01:33:11,753 --> 01:33:13,045
It's not that difficult.

2075
01:33:13,255 --> 01:33:15,089
You walk in, you ask for
the money, you walk out.

2076
01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:17,091
- Listen, I don't wanna rush you,

2077
01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:19,009
but this would probably be a good time

2078
01:33:19,219 --> 01:33:20,511
to make your getaway.

2079
01:33:20,887 --> 01:33:21,929
- Let's go, come on!

2080
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:24,848
- Get away from him, get away from him!

2081
01:33:25,392 --> 01:33:29,228
(stammering)

2082
01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:30,521
- Thank you!

2083
01:33:34,526 --> 01:33:35,484
(tires screeching)

2084
01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:52,376
- Dispatch, this is Lincoln Six,

2085
01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:53,460
we have an armed robber.

2086
01:34:12,355 --> 01:34:14,523
- Is it not enough that every
cop in the western states,

2087
01:34:14,733 --> 01:34:16,525
along with every mouth breathing reporter

2088
01:34:16,735 --> 01:34:17,735
is on our ass?

2089
01:34:18,069 --> 01:34:19,695
Do you have to sabotage us from within?

2090
01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:20,863
- I didn't do it on purpose.

2091
01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:22,615
- [Terry] That's not the point.

2092
01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:24,366
The point is you're dangerous.

2093
01:34:24,701 --> 01:34:26,160
And you're dense and you're stupid.

2094
01:34:27,037 --> 01:34:27,828
You're fired.

2095
01:34:28,038 --> 01:34:29,038
- No way, I quit.

2096
01:34:29,247 --> 01:34:29,997
- Harvey.

2097
01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:30,998
- [Terry] Call it what you want.

2098
01:34:31,207 --> 01:34:31,790
- Well he's right.

2099
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:32,541
You know?

2100
01:34:32,751 --> 01:34:33,626
I'm not a bank robber.

2101
01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:34,960
I'm a stunt man.

2102
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,545
Besides, you don't need me.

2103
01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:37,671
You got Kate.

2104
01:34:38,214 --> 01:34:39,089
- Are you sure?

2105
01:34:41,301 --> 01:34:41,925
- Yeah.

2106
01:34:42,344 --> 01:34:43,469
I quit.

2107
01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:47,806
- You coulda put us back in jail, Harvey.

2108
01:34:49,934 --> 01:34:50,934
- I'm sorry, Joe.

2109
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:57,274
(birds chirping)

2110
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,860
Maybe I'll see you guys in Mexico.

2111
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:09,620
- Okay.

2112
01:35:10,246 --> 01:35:14,917
("Superman" by Five for Fighting)

2113
01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:49,743
- Nice car.

2114
01:35:50,578 --> 01:35:52,579
- It's not mine, I stole it.

2115
01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:56,250
- What are you gonna do now?

2116
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:57,960
- Drive it to Hollywood.

2117
01:35:58,586 --> 01:35:59,586
- Yeah, why?

2118
01:36:00,505 --> 01:36:01,672
- I'm gonna start a band.

2119
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,133
- Oh.

2120
01:36:08,513 --> 01:36:09,722
- Do you wanna come with me?

2121
01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:13,058
- No.

2122
01:36:13,852 --> 01:36:18,814
("Superman" by Five for Fighting)

2123
01:36:41,004 --> 01:36:41,837
- [Joe] Hey Terry?

2124
01:36:42,046 --> 01:36:42,504
- [Terry] Yeah?

2125
01:36:42,881 --> 01:36:44,339
- [Joe] Remember when I
told you about my brother?

2126
01:36:44,758 --> 01:36:45,883
The one with the brain tumor?

2127
01:36:46,468 --> 01:36:47,885
Was always smelling burning feathers?

2128
01:36:48,470 --> 01:36:50,846
- It's emblazoned on my brain forever.

2129
01:36:51,723 --> 01:36:52,973
- You know he never quit.

2130
01:36:54,976 --> 01:36:56,977
He never gave up trying,
right to the very end.

2131
01:36:57,604 --> 01:36:58,562
- [Terry] Hey Joe?

2132
01:37:00,398 --> 01:37:01,815
I know just how he feels.

2133
01:37:05,403 --> 01:37:06,445
Good night, Joe.

2134
01:37:06,780 --> 01:37:08,655
- [Darren] You guys, you guys,
I mean you've been together

2135
01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:10,365
for quite a while,

2136
01:37:10,658 --> 01:37:12,910
do you consider yourself
good friends still?

2137
01:37:13,203 --> 01:37:14,495
- [Joe] Oh sure, absolutely.

2138
01:37:14,704 --> 01:37:16,205
- [Terry] I mean people say
there's no honor among thieves,

2139
01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:17,873
totally wrong, right Joe?

2140
01:37:18,082 --> 01:37:18,916
- [Joe] Totally wrong.

2141
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:22,085
Darren, it's like Lois and Clark.

2142
01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,170
You got Lois,

2143
01:37:23,630 --> 01:37:27,299
he's stuck somewhere out there in Africa,

2144
01:37:27,509 --> 01:37:29,426
lost in the African wilderness,

2145
01:37:29,636 --> 01:37:34,515
and Clark, Al Clark I think his name was,

2146
01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:38,310
he drops what he's doin'
and he goes to find him.

2147
01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:40,103
He goes to find Lois and you know why?

2148
01:37:40,313 --> 01:37:41,855
Because of friendship, that's why.

2149
01:37:44,025 --> 01:37:44,858
- For god's sake, Joe.

2150
01:37:45,068 --> 01:37:47,486
It was Stanley and Livingston,
not Lois and Clark.

2151
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,696
You see Lois and Clark tried
to find the northwest passage

2152
01:37:49,906 --> 01:37:52,533
with the help of this statuesque
Indian, but she probably --

2153
01:37:52,742 --> 01:37:54,451
- But they were friends, okay?

2154
01:37:54,661 --> 01:37:55,118
- [Terry] Of course they were.

2155
01:37:55,328 --> 01:37:56,578
- He was asking us about friendship,

2156
01:37:56,788 --> 01:37:57,746
you always gotta correct me.

2157
01:37:57,956 --> 01:37:59,456
- [Terry] I'm sorry, you're right.

2158
01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:00,833
- [Kate] You're up.

2159
01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,167
- Well I couldn't sleep.

2160
01:38:02,418 --> 01:38:04,044
I was thinking that maybe you and I could

2161
01:38:04,504 --> 01:38:05,337
- Where's Joe?

2162
01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:06,797
- He's asleep, sound asleep.

2163
01:38:07,423 --> 01:38:08,173
- Terry?

2164
01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:09,299
- He is, he's sound asleep.

2165
01:38:09,509 --> 01:38:10,676
If we could maybe come down to this

2166
01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:13,053
bar down here at the thing,

2167
01:38:13,263 --> 01:38:14,763
and then maybe just sit
there and have a nightcap

2168
01:38:14,973 --> 01:38:16,056
or something like that.

2169
01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:18,559
- It's a little late, don't you think?

2170
01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,185
- No, gosh, not at all.

2171
01:38:21,646 --> 01:38:23,105
Live, you know.

2172
01:38:23,314 --> 01:38:25,649
Act like it's the last,
most important thing

2173
01:38:25,859 --> 01:38:26,900
you'll ever do in your life.

2174
01:38:27,110 --> 01:38:27,776
Please?

2175
01:38:28,069 --> 01:38:29,403
- All right, I'll just get a coat.

2176
01:38:29,737 --> 01:38:30,320
- Okay.

2177
01:38:31,322 --> 01:38:32,865
(change clangs in jukebox)

2178
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:38,996
("Just the Two of Us" by Bill Withers)

2179
01:38:51,885 --> 01:38:53,176
- I love this song.

2180
01:38:53,678 --> 01:38:56,346
- Actually, I never heard it before, so...

2181
01:38:57,307 --> 01:38:59,474
I have to press A1 on these things.

2182
01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:01,184
It's an obsessive compulsive thing.

2183
01:39:01,394 --> 01:39:02,185
It's a pretty song though,

2184
01:39:02,395 --> 01:39:03,979
I've played it six times.

2185
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:12,613
Just run away with me, Kate, please.

2186
01:39:14,115 --> 01:39:16,700
I'll just get in the
car, and we'll just drive

2187
01:39:16,910 --> 01:39:18,619
and drive and drive and drive,

2188
01:39:18,828 --> 01:39:20,412
and then we'll stop at the perfect place

2189
01:39:20,622 --> 01:39:22,581
and we'll stay there for
as long as we want to,

2190
01:39:22,790 --> 01:39:24,082
and then we'll get back in the car

2191
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,584
and then we'll drive and
drive and drive and drive,

2192
01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:26,960
and we'll find another perfect place.

2193
01:39:29,797 --> 01:39:30,589
I'm just...

2194
01:39:31,215 --> 01:39:33,342
This is kinda sudden, isn't it?

2195
01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:34,760
- This is crazy.

2196
01:39:36,095 --> 01:39:37,554
- Well not to me it isn't.

2197
01:39:44,187 --> 01:39:45,228
- I need a whiskey.

2198
01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:47,773
Can I have a whiskey?

2199
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:48,607
Please?

2200
01:39:51,778 --> 01:39:53,320
And a vodka, please?

2201
01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:54,655
And a glass of milk.

2202
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:02,704
- Uh oh, right side problem of some sort.

2203
01:40:04,165 --> 01:40:05,999
God I hope I don't have a brain tumor.

2204
01:40:07,210 --> 01:40:08,210
- Hi Terry.

2205
01:40:11,297 --> 01:40:12,214
How's it going?

2206
01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:14,841
- Hi Joe.

2207
01:40:15,218 --> 01:40:16,218
- What's goin' on?

2208
01:40:17,929 --> 01:40:18,971
- Not much, just...

2209
01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:21,264
- You here by yourself?

2210
01:40:27,271 --> 01:40:28,146
You okay?

2211
01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:30,232
- I'm having trouble
feeling my lips a little.

2212
01:40:30,441 --> 01:40:31,358
- They're not numb, are they?

2213
01:40:31,567 --> 01:40:32,234
- A little bit numb.

2214
01:40:32,443 --> 01:40:33,110
- Oh boy.

2215
01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:34,444
- Joe.

2216
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:37,614
I thought you were asleep.

2217
01:40:37,824 --> 01:40:39,783
- Yeah, I was asleep.

2218
01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:41,368
- He woke up.

2219
01:40:44,372 --> 01:40:45,622
- Anybody wanna dance?

2220
01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:46,748
- No, I don't think so.

2221
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:48,875
- Not me...

2222
01:40:49,335 --> 01:40:51,003
I'm not really a dancer.

2223
01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:53,213
(stammering)

2224
01:40:53,423 --> 01:40:53,880
- [Kate] Terry?

2225
01:40:55,550 --> 01:40:56,550
- I'd rather not, Kate.

2226
01:40:56,759 --> 01:40:57,509
- She's got her dancing clothes on.

2227
01:40:57,719 --> 01:41:02,347
(stammering)

2228
01:41:07,020 --> 01:41:07,853
- Have fun.

2229
01:41:09,188 --> 01:41:10,605
- Oh yeah, just fine.

2230
01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:11,898
- You're kinda tilted.

2231
01:41:12,358 --> 01:41:13,025
- Yeah well...

2232
01:41:13,234 --> 01:41:17,446
(mumbles)

2233
01:41:19,032 --> 01:41:20,657
Actually I'm very very light on my feet.

2234
01:41:20,867 --> 01:41:21,408
- Yeah.

2235
01:41:21,617 --> 01:41:22,784
- [Terry] Oh yeah, all right,

2236
01:41:22,994 --> 01:41:24,327
pretty good dancing, there you go.

2237
01:41:25,830 --> 01:41:26,913
- Looking good, Terry.

2238
01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:28,749
- Such a pretty song.

2239
01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:31,084
Dance with me, Kate.

2240
01:41:31,294 --> 01:41:35,088
Maybe you should do this (mumbles).

2241
01:41:35,298 --> 01:41:36,089
- What honey?

2242
01:41:36,716 --> 01:41:37,883
(thuds)

2243
01:41:38,509 --> 01:41:41,595
(mumbles)

2244
01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:42,971
- Mind if I cut in?

2245
01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:44,097
- Yeah, sure.

2246
01:41:44,724 --> 01:41:45,849
I've lost the beat.

2247
01:41:46,267 --> 01:41:47,476
- Don't you think we should...

2248
01:41:47,685 --> 01:41:48,560
- No, no, he'll be fine.

2249
01:41:48,770 --> 01:41:49,686
Just take a little rest.

2250
01:41:54,484 --> 01:41:55,817
- You guys just go right ahead.

2251
01:41:57,111 --> 01:41:57,694
- Come here.

2252
01:42:00,031 --> 01:42:01,156
Run away with me Kate.

2253
01:42:02,492 --> 01:42:03,742
We could get in the car and just drive

2254
01:42:03,951 --> 01:42:05,202
and drive and drive.

2255
01:42:05,495 --> 01:42:07,412
- What? That is a great idea.

2256
01:42:09,874 --> 01:42:11,333
What about Mexico?

2257
01:42:12,376 --> 01:42:13,919
- Mexico will wait.

2258
01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:17,130
- What about Terry?

2259
01:42:21,803 --> 01:42:23,428
- Terry will just have to wait, too.

2260
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,222
Please, come on.

2261
01:42:25,431 --> 01:42:27,557
- I am so confused.

2262
01:42:28,226 --> 01:42:29,309
- [Joe] In what way?

2263
01:42:30,686 --> 01:42:31,937
- [Kate] In every possible way.

2264
01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:35,607
- Just come on outside
with me for a minute.

2265
01:42:35,817 --> 01:42:36,817
- I've got a hot milk.

2266
01:42:37,235 --> 01:42:37,901
- What?

2267
01:42:38,111 --> 01:42:40,070
- I got Terry some hot milk.

2268
01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:41,321
I'll just get him the hot milk.

2269
01:42:41,864 --> 01:42:43,448
- I'll go check on Terry.

2270
01:42:48,204 --> 01:42:48,954
You all right?

2271
01:42:49,831 --> 01:42:50,664
(hyperventilating)

2272
01:42:50,873 --> 01:42:51,706
Here, I got you some milk.

2273
01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:52,707
Help you sleep.

2274
01:42:53,084 --> 01:42:54,042
(mumbles)

2275
01:42:54,252 --> 01:42:55,669
You what?

2276
01:42:55,837 --> 01:42:56,545
- Lactose intolerant.

2277
01:42:56,754 --> 01:42:57,838
- You're lactose intolerant?

2278
01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:00,507
(mumbles)

2279
01:43:00,883 --> 01:43:01,925
Severe diarr...

2280
01:43:04,053 --> 01:43:05,554
- I'll just be outside here on the porch.

2281
01:43:10,351 --> 01:43:11,768
(mumbles)

2282
01:43:11,978 --> 01:43:12,853
- Burning feathers?

2283
01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:14,479
- Joe's older brother, Albert.

2284
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:16,982
He smelled burning feathers.

2285
01:43:17,775 --> 01:43:18,984
He had a brain tumor.

2286
01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:22,320
- Joe doesn't have an older brother.

2287
01:43:22,697 --> 01:43:24,281
- I have no right side.

2288
01:43:25,324 --> 01:43:25,866
- No right side?

2289
01:43:26,075 --> 01:43:26,908
Is that what Joe told you?

2290
01:43:27,118 --> 01:43:27,742
Can you feel this?

2291
01:43:27,952 --> 01:43:28,618
(screams)

2292
01:43:28,828 --> 01:43:30,579
- Yes I feel that, it hurt.

2293
01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:35,625
Joe doesn't have a brother?

2294
01:43:36,252 --> 01:43:37,043
- No brother.

2295
01:43:37,253 --> 01:43:37,794
- Albert?

2296
01:43:38,004 --> 01:43:38,962
- No Albert.

2297
01:43:40,047 --> 01:43:41,381
- So the burning feathers was a lie.

2298
01:43:43,676 --> 01:43:44,217
- Yep.

2299
01:43:45,303 --> 01:43:46,261
- You're sure?

2300
01:43:46,470 --> 01:43:47,179
- Positive.

2301
01:43:52,393 --> 01:43:53,435
- Where is Joe?

2302
01:43:53,978 --> 01:43:54,936
- Outside.

2303
01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:56,938
- Joe, I've been thinking.

2304
01:43:57,148 --> 01:43:57,898
- Yeah, me too.

2305
01:43:58,107 --> 01:43:59,983
- I've been thinking that
I don't have a brain tumor

2306
01:44:00,193 --> 01:44:01,443
because you never had a brother.

2307
01:44:02,278 --> 01:44:03,820
And I can walk too, did
you notice that, Joe?

2308
01:44:04,030 --> 01:44:05,488
Look at me, I'm walking,
I'm walking around you.

2309
01:44:05,698 --> 01:44:06,990
- Never cheat a pal.

2310
01:44:07,617 --> 01:44:09,242
Never cheat a pal, isn't
that what you always say?

2311
01:44:09,452 --> 01:44:10,118
- You cheated me first.

2312
01:44:10,328 --> 01:44:10,911
- I did not!

2313
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:12,245
- You cheated me first!

2314
01:44:12,455 --> 01:44:13,371
- Bullshit!

2315
01:44:14,332 --> 01:44:15,332
What about paradise?

2316
01:44:15,541 --> 01:44:17,167
- I don't give a damn about paradise.

2317
01:44:17,710 --> 01:44:18,710
I'm outta here.

2318
01:44:18,920 --> 01:44:20,170
- Well guess what, me too.

2319
01:44:20,379 --> 01:44:21,213
Okay? Happy?

2320
01:44:21,547 --> 01:44:22,839
- You won't make it a week without me

2321
01:44:23,049 --> 01:44:23,715
and you know it.

2322
01:44:24,133 --> 01:44:25,175
- I will with Kate.

2323
01:44:25,968 --> 01:44:27,344
- Over my dead body.

2324
01:44:27,678 --> 01:44:28,428
(thuds)

2325
01:44:28,638 --> 01:44:29,888
(glass shattering)

2326
01:44:30,097 --> 01:44:34,059
(grunts)

2327
01:44:34,268 --> 01:44:35,018
That hurt!

2328
01:44:35,228 --> 01:44:36,603
You little shithead!

2329
01:44:37,021 --> 01:44:37,479
(screams)

2330
01:44:37,688 --> 01:44:38,104
You bit me!

2331
01:44:38,314 --> 01:44:39,356
- Stop it!

2332
01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:40,357
- You hit me.

2333
01:44:40,566 --> 01:44:41,358
- Stop it.

2334
01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:43,401
God, this is over.

2335
01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,780
- Not 'til somebody is
either dead or in a coma.

2336
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:48,615
And I hope it's him.

2337
01:44:48,866 --> 01:44:50,200
- No, I'm talking about us.

2338
01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:54,329
I won't watch you do this to each other.

2339
01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:56,581
I just, I can't.

2340
01:44:57,416 --> 01:44:58,792
I'd rather see you in prison,

2341
01:44:59,001 --> 01:45:00,627
at least there you'd be
safe from each other.

2342
01:45:01,254 --> 01:45:02,796
And yes, I'm aware that this is entirely

2343
01:45:03,005 --> 01:45:04,589
my own fault, it's just that I

2344
01:45:04,966 --> 01:45:06,633
I bit off a little bit
more than I could chew,

2345
01:45:06,842 --> 01:45:07,676
but I...

2346
01:45:08,552 --> 01:45:10,011
I've just never felt this way before.

2347
01:45:12,223 --> 01:45:13,014
I...

2348
01:45:13,975 --> 01:45:16,351
I can't choose between you.

2349
01:45:18,854 --> 01:45:21,022
Not everyone only has one big love.

2350
01:45:21,232 --> 01:45:22,565
I mean I know this one's
a little bit bigger

2351
01:45:22,775 --> 01:45:23,900
than usual, but...

2352
01:45:26,570 --> 01:45:28,071
What if we only have one?

2353
01:45:32,994 --> 01:45:34,953
And you know why I can't
choose between you?

2354
01:45:36,831 --> 01:45:37,789
Because together,

2355
01:45:39,792 --> 01:45:41,042
you're the perfect man.

2356
01:45:41,877 --> 01:45:42,711
- Kate.

2357
01:45:44,005 --> 01:45:46,715
- Kate, we weren't really gonna even,

2358
01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:47,674
right?

2359
01:45:47,883 --> 01:45:48,550
- Yeah.

2360
01:45:50,553 --> 01:45:51,845
- I'm sorry boys.

2361
01:45:58,185 --> 01:45:59,269
This is over.

2362
01:46:05,860 --> 01:46:06,609
- Kate.

2363
01:46:08,654 --> 01:46:09,696
Kate.

2364
01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:14,993
(upbeat rock music)

2365
01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:53,907
- Big ain't it?

2366
01:46:55,451 --> 01:46:56,534
- [Terry] It's just a bank.

2367
01:46:57,995 --> 01:46:58,870
- Big though.

2368
01:46:59,830 --> 01:47:00,622
- Yeah.

2369
01:47:05,753 --> 01:47:06,461
(laughs)

2370
01:47:06,670 --> 01:47:09,714
(beeping)

2371
01:47:13,677 --> 01:47:15,261
- Oh my god, it's them.

2372
01:47:15,721 --> 01:47:16,679
They're here.

2373
01:47:17,056 --> 01:47:19,599
(laughs)

2374
01:47:19,892 --> 01:47:21,976
- Kate Wheeler may have
started out as a hostage,

2375
01:47:22,186 --> 01:47:23,853
but she's looking more and
more like a bank robber to me.

2376
01:47:24,063 --> 01:47:24,854
- That's ridiculous.

2377
01:47:25,064 --> 01:47:26,648
There's no way you can
calculate the impact

2378
01:47:26,857 --> 01:47:27,816
of her captivity.

2379
01:47:28,067 --> 01:47:29,359
This is Patty Hearst all over again.

2380
01:47:29,568 --> 01:47:31,111
- [Man Anchor] If you recall,
Patty Hearst went to prison.

2381
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:32,278
- [Woman Anchor] Which was a mistake.

2382
01:47:32,488 --> 01:47:34,489
- Excuse me, it's long distance.

2383
01:47:35,616 --> 01:47:36,741
(mumbling)

2384
01:47:36,951 --> 01:47:38,368
- And tell her you love her right now.

2385
01:47:40,538 --> 01:47:41,246
- She knows it.

2386
01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:42,205
- Listen, listen.

2387
01:47:43,624 --> 01:47:44,541
I miss you.

2388
01:47:45,334 --> 01:47:46,501
Joe misses you.

2389
01:47:47,795 --> 01:47:48,586
What I'm trying to say is

2390
01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:49,796
we both miss you.

2391
01:47:50,005 --> 01:47:50,922
Equally.

2392
01:47:51,507 --> 01:47:52,465
We both miss you equally.

2393
01:47:52,675 --> 01:47:53,466
- Hi, hi.

2394
01:47:53,676 --> 01:47:54,384
How you doin'?

2395
01:47:54,885 --> 01:47:55,969
Mm-hmm.

2396
01:47:56,178 --> 01:47:57,512
Well, we've been, we've been...

2397
01:47:58,472 --> 01:47:59,180
Thinkin'.

2398
01:47:59,932 --> 01:48:01,182
- I've been doing some thinkin' too.

2399
01:48:02,435 --> 01:48:03,476
- What were you thinkin'?

2400
01:48:04,145 --> 01:48:05,103
- Well I can't live like this,

2401
01:48:05,312 --> 01:48:06,312
I mean that's the first thing.

2402
01:48:07,606 --> 01:48:08,314
- Well...

2403
01:48:08,774 --> 01:48:10,191
- Which is entirely our fault

2404
01:48:10,401 --> 01:48:11,943
and we take full responsibility.

2405
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:13,945
Really.

2406
01:48:14,155 --> 01:48:14,904
- Absolutely.

2407
01:48:15,114 --> 01:48:16,990
- No, it doesn't matter whose fault it is.

2408
01:48:18,117 --> 01:48:19,200
Not anymore.

2409
01:48:19,618 --> 01:48:20,410
- Let me talk to her.

2410
01:48:21,704 --> 01:48:22,495
Listen to me.

2411
01:48:22,705 --> 01:48:24,914
What if I told you there
was a way out of this?

2412
01:48:25,541 --> 01:48:27,959
One more big score, okay?

2413
01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:29,461
Just one, nice and safe.

2414
01:48:31,005 --> 01:48:33,715
- Oh I don't like the sound of this.

2415
01:48:34,967 --> 01:48:36,134
(stammers)

2416
01:48:36,343 --> 01:48:37,844
- No more tricks, no more tricks.

2417
01:48:38,053 --> 01:48:39,179
No more sleepovers.

2418
01:48:39,597 --> 01:48:41,556
We just walk in, we show them our guns,

2419
01:48:41,765 --> 01:48:42,474
we take the money.

2420
01:48:42,683 --> 01:48:43,975
- You show them your guns?

2421
01:48:44,268 --> 01:48:46,060
- But we've got it all figured out.

2422
01:48:46,604 --> 01:48:47,770
- No, no, I can't let you do this.

2423
01:48:49,023 --> 01:48:50,356
Oh no, please don't do this.

2424
01:48:50,858 --> 01:48:52,609
It's a really bad idea.

2425
01:48:53,194 --> 01:48:54,652
- Kate, Kate, listen to me.

2426
01:48:54,862 --> 01:48:55,612
Listen to me.

2427
01:48:56,238 --> 01:48:57,238
This will work.

2428
01:48:58,115 --> 01:48:58,865
Okay?

2429
01:48:59,408 --> 01:49:01,868
- The reward for the capture
of Joe Blake and Terry Collins

2430
01:49:02,077 --> 01:49:04,120
has been doubled to a million dollars.

2431
01:49:04,747 --> 01:49:06,581
Question now is how much longer the two

2432
01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:08,666
can continue their crime spree.

2433
01:49:09,043 --> 01:49:11,211
Their faces are known
by just about everyone.

2434
01:49:15,508 --> 01:49:16,090
- Good morning.

2435
01:49:16,300 --> 01:49:16,883
- How you doin'?

2436
01:49:17,092 --> 01:49:17,675
Let's go.

2437
01:49:17,968 --> 01:49:18,968
Outside, come on.

2438
01:49:19,345 --> 01:49:20,094
Go on.

2439
01:49:20,971 --> 01:49:21,971
Keep moving, Shorty.

2440
01:49:22,806 --> 01:49:24,390
- Oh my god, what are you guys doing here?

2441
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:25,099
- Shut up.

2442
01:49:25,851 --> 01:49:30,063
(mumbles)

2443
01:49:30,898 --> 01:49:31,981
- Good evening everybody, I'm Darren Head,

2444
01:49:32,191 --> 01:49:33,483
and welcome to Criminals at Large.

2445
01:49:33,859 --> 01:49:35,902
We have a very interesting
and unusual show

2446
01:49:36,111 --> 01:49:36,694
for you this evening.

2447
01:49:36,904 --> 01:49:37,654
If you can look behind me,

2448
01:49:37,863 --> 01:49:39,948
you see that we're not here on
the set of Criminals at Large

2449
01:49:40,157 --> 01:49:41,616
we're broadcasting tonight out of my home,

2450
01:49:41,825 --> 01:49:42,575
out of my living room.

2451
01:49:42,993 --> 01:49:44,661
The sleepover bandits, Joe
Blake and Terry Collins

2452
01:49:44,870 --> 01:49:45,745
are sitting with me.

2453
01:49:46,205 --> 01:49:47,163
They wanted to set the record straight

2454
01:49:47,373 --> 01:49:48,206
about Kate Wheeler.

2455
01:49:48,415 --> 01:49:50,083
- I wanna say to you,

2456
01:49:50,292 --> 01:49:51,834
to the American public,

2457
01:49:52,044 --> 01:49:55,255
to all of the law enforcement
agencies out there

2458
01:49:55,464 --> 01:49:56,422
across America,

2459
01:49:56,757 --> 01:50:00,260
Kate Wheeler was never
involved in the bank robberies

2460
01:50:00,469 --> 01:50:01,219
with us.

2461
01:50:01,428 --> 01:50:04,889
She was our hostage, she
was an unwilling hostage,

2462
01:50:05,099 --> 01:50:07,767
she was never, ever involved.

2463
01:50:10,104 --> 01:50:15,066
(car engine revs)

2464
01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:21,072
(suspenseful music)

2465
01:50:41,343 --> 01:50:42,635
- Ladies and gentlemen, good morning,

2466
01:50:42,845 --> 01:50:44,095
you are about to be robbed.

2467
01:50:48,809 --> 01:50:49,976
- I'm Kate Wheeler.

2468
01:50:52,229 --> 01:50:53,563
- Keep your hands where I can see them,

2469
01:50:53,772 --> 01:50:54,897
where's the bank manager?

2470
01:51:05,659 --> 01:51:07,201
Very good, sir come with me.

2471
01:51:09,455 --> 01:51:10,455
- Okay, nobody move.

2472
01:51:12,625 --> 01:51:13,583
Lay down.

2473
01:51:13,959 --> 01:51:16,878
(mumbles)

2474
01:51:17,087 --> 01:51:18,630
- They're armed and they're dangerous.

2475
01:51:18,839 --> 01:51:20,048
I had to take them seriously.

2476
01:51:20,466 --> 01:51:22,175
(suspenseful music)

2477
01:51:22,885 --> 01:51:24,844
(screams)

2478
01:51:25,054 --> 01:51:26,054
(shotgun cocks)

2479
01:51:28,390 --> 01:51:29,974
- All right, let's make contact with 'em.

2480
01:51:30,309 --> 01:51:31,643
- SWAT team is standing around.

2481
01:51:31,977 --> 01:51:33,353
The helicopters are overhead.

2482
01:51:33,771 --> 01:51:34,729
It's an incredible scene here

2483
01:51:34,938 --> 01:51:36,272
at the Alamo Savings and Loan.

2484
01:51:37,149 --> 01:51:39,400
(phone rings)

2485
01:51:40,402 --> 01:51:42,362
(siren squeals)

2486
01:51:43,405 --> 01:51:44,656
- Yeah? Let me tell you somethin'.

2487
01:51:44,865 --> 01:51:45,907
This is Joe Blake, okay?

2488
01:51:46,116 --> 01:51:47,825
You will never take us alive,

2489
01:51:48,035 --> 01:51:48,993
do you understand me?

2490
01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:51,913
Now we want safe passage
to Burbank Airport,

2491
01:51:52,122 --> 01:51:53,915
and we want a plane to fly us outta there.

2492
01:51:54,333 --> 01:51:54,999
No, no, no, no.

2493
01:51:55,209 --> 01:51:56,959
No more phone calls, okay?

2494
01:51:57,419 --> 01:51:58,711
You just do what I ask you.

2495
01:51:59,463 --> 01:52:00,046
Hey!

2496
01:52:00,255 --> 01:52:01,714
You are not gonna take us alive.

2497
01:52:02,091 --> 01:52:03,716
(thud)

2498
01:52:03,926 --> 01:52:05,093
(screams)

2499
01:52:06,470 --> 01:52:08,346
- You're not gonna take us alive?

2500
01:52:09,014 --> 01:52:09,972
- That's right.

2501
01:52:10,182 --> 01:52:11,474
- Great thinking, Joe.

2502
01:52:12,059 --> 01:52:14,310
How about they will not take you alive?

2503
01:52:15,270 --> 01:52:16,646
You know I'm flattered
that you've included me

2504
01:52:16,855 --> 01:52:18,606
in your little going
out in a hail of gunfire

2505
01:52:18,816 --> 01:52:19,899
kinda concept and everything,

2506
01:52:20,109 --> 01:52:21,984
but I think you've gone nuts, frankly.

2507
01:52:22,236 --> 01:52:23,027
- The troops are movin' in here,

2508
01:52:23,237 --> 01:52:24,153
the SWAT team is movin' in,

2509
01:52:24,363 --> 01:52:25,571
the helicopters are overhead.

2510
01:52:25,823 --> 01:52:27,240
If you look in the background,

2511
01:52:27,449 --> 01:52:28,366
you can see Joe Blake and Terry Collins.

2512
01:52:28,575 --> 01:52:30,618
They're in the bank, the
hostages are still in there.

2513
01:52:30,828 --> 01:52:32,078
- Everybody hold your positions.

2514
01:52:32,329 --> 01:52:33,663
- I'm all through running, Terry.

2515
01:52:34,498 --> 01:52:35,248
I am too.

2516
01:52:35,457 --> 01:52:36,791
But I got a better idea.

2517
01:52:37,292 --> 01:52:38,501
I'm gonna throw down my weapon

2518
01:52:38,711 --> 01:52:39,377
and put my hands in the air

2519
01:52:39,586 --> 01:52:40,670
and go back to the federal penitentiary

2520
01:52:40,879 --> 01:52:42,296
where Kate Wheeler wants us.

2521
01:52:44,883 --> 01:52:45,508
- I can't let you do that.

2522
01:52:45,718 --> 01:52:46,509
- Oh really?

2523
01:52:46,844 --> 01:52:48,177
Well what if I don't give you that option?

2524
01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:49,804
- Everybody hold your positions.

2525
01:52:50,431 --> 01:52:51,639
Guys just hold on one second.

2526
01:52:51,849 --> 01:52:52,807
- Put that gun down.

2527
01:52:53,100 --> 01:52:53,891
- Make me.

2528
01:52:54,101 --> 01:52:54,684
- Make me?

2529
01:52:55,644 --> 01:52:56,269
The third grade?

2530
01:52:56,478 --> 01:52:57,228
You can't do any better than that?

2531
01:52:57,438 --> 01:52:59,147
- Well termed phrases at this point, Joe!

2532
01:52:59,356 --> 01:53:01,607
- The suspects are in a
standoff with themselves.

2533
01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:02,942
- Put your gun down.

2534
01:53:03,152 --> 01:53:04,152
- Hey don't even think about it.

2535
01:53:04,361 --> 01:53:05,570
- Don't you point that gun at him!

2536
01:53:05,779 --> 01:53:10,658
(yelling)

2537
01:53:11,952 --> 01:53:12,577
- That's a hostage comin' out.

2538
01:53:12,786 --> 01:53:13,327
That's a hostage.

2539
01:53:13,537 --> 01:53:15,121
- It looks like somebody's
comin' out of the bank.

2540
01:53:15,330 --> 01:53:16,205
Somebody's come out of the bank.

2541
01:53:16,415 --> 01:53:17,790
Joe Blake and Terry Collins are in there.

2542
01:53:19,251 --> 01:53:20,251
- Shut up!

2543
01:53:20,544 --> 01:53:21,461
(gunshot)

2544
01:53:24,256 --> 01:53:25,548
- We've got shots fired inside.

2545
01:53:28,218 --> 01:53:29,218
- You shot me!

2546
01:53:32,014 --> 01:53:32,847
(gunshot)

2547
01:53:33,056 --> 01:53:34,015
(grunt)

2548
01:53:34,224 --> 01:53:34,724
(gunshot)

2549
01:53:34,933 --> 01:53:35,308
- You bastard.

2550
01:53:37,895 --> 01:53:38,311
- God!

2551
01:53:38,771 --> 01:53:41,230
- Be advised, the suspects
are shooting at each other.

2552
01:53:41,565 --> 01:53:42,523
(gunshot)

2553
01:53:43,901 --> 01:53:45,943
(grunts)

2554
01:53:46,862 --> 01:53:48,738
(gunshots)

2555
01:53:49,406 --> 01:53:54,118
(groans)

2556
01:53:54,328 --> 01:53:55,661
- You son of a bitch.

2557
01:53:55,996 --> 01:54:00,958
(gunshots)

2558
01:54:03,962 --> 01:54:04,921
- All right on Terry.

2559
01:54:05,631 --> 01:54:06,547
Standby.

2560
01:54:07,216 --> 01:54:08,257
- Take your position, hold you positions.

2561
01:54:08,467 --> 01:54:09,217
- Come on red team.

2562
01:54:09,468 --> 01:54:10,635
Everybody just hold.

2563
01:54:10,844 --> 01:54:14,972
(groans)

2564
01:54:15,182 --> 01:54:16,808
- All right, this will
be the shotgun on Terry.

2565
01:54:20,312 --> 01:54:20,895
Now!

2566
01:54:21,104 --> 01:54:22,396
(gunshot)

2567
01:54:25,108 --> 01:54:26,108
Wonderful.

2568
01:54:26,360 --> 01:54:28,152
- Suspects appear to be down inside.

2569
01:54:33,408 --> 01:54:34,575
- Applause.

2570
01:54:35,744 --> 01:54:37,662
- Red team go, red team go.

2571
01:54:41,834 --> 01:54:42,959
What is she doin'?

2572
01:54:52,386 --> 01:54:53,010
- This is unbelievable,

2573
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:55,137
Joe Blake and Terry Collins are down.

2574
01:55:03,063 --> 01:55:04,730
They shot themselves, and
it looks like Kate Wheeler

2575
01:55:04,940 --> 01:55:06,190
is up on the stairs and she fainted.

2576
01:55:06,608 --> 01:55:07,733
And if you followed the story
for the last couple weeks,

2577
01:55:07,943 --> 01:55:09,569
you know that Kate Wheeler
is the woman that turned in

2578
01:55:09,778 --> 01:55:10,945
the sleepover bandits.

2579
01:55:18,370 --> 01:55:22,290
(mumbles)

2580
01:55:26,295 --> 01:55:27,003
Get a shot,

2581
01:55:27,462 --> 01:55:28,462
get a shot of her, right there.

2582
01:55:36,722 --> 01:55:37,805
Oh you fainted on the steps there,

2583
01:55:38,015 --> 01:55:39,265
were you in shock?

2584
01:55:39,474 --> 01:55:40,266
What happened there?

2585
01:55:40,475 --> 01:55:41,767
- Yes, I was in complete shock.

2586
01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:46,188
(sirens squeal)

2587
01:55:57,993 --> 01:55:59,327
- Mrs. Wheeler, is it true
that you tipped off the police

2588
01:55:59,536 --> 01:56:00,661
about today's bank robbery?

2589
01:56:00,871 --> 01:56:02,622
- Yes, I did.

2590
01:56:03,206 --> 01:56:04,624
But none of this was...

2591
01:56:05,709 --> 01:56:06,500
Was supposed to happen.

2592
01:56:06,710 --> 01:56:08,502
I just wanted them to stop.

2593
01:56:09,212 --> 01:56:13,966
(upbeat music)

2594
01:56:24,811 --> 01:56:26,187
- Great job you guys, great job.

2595
01:56:28,398 --> 01:56:29,148
Okay, let's go.

2596
01:56:29,358 --> 01:56:30,524
Grab the money, come on.

2597
01:56:32,653 --> 01:56:35,196
(laughs)

2598
01:56:35,405 --> 01:56:36,530
Let's go, get outta here.

2599
01:56:39,076 --> 01:56:41,953
(siren squeals)

2600
01:56:42,537 --> 01:56:47,500
(upbeat music)

2601
01:57:05,644 --> 01:57:07,520
- It's gonna blow, it's gonna blow!

2602
01:57:14,194 --> 01:57:16,112
- With another stunning
turn of today's big story.

2603
01:57:16,321 --> 01:57:18,531
The vehicle transporting the
bodies of the sleepover bandits

2604
01:57:18,740 --> 01:57:19,824
has exploded.

2605
01:57:20,033 --> 01:57:22,118
Apparently, the bodies
were wired with explosives.

2606
01:57:22,452 --> 01:57:23,619
The bodies were totally incinerated

2607
01:57:23,829 --> 01:57:26,038
with no trace of Joe
Blake and Terry Collins.

2608
01:57:26,248 --> 01:57:27,081
- Here's to paradise.

2609
01:57:28,458 --> 01:57:29,291
- To us.

2610
01:57:29,751 --> 01:57:30,668
You better wait for me,

2611
01:57:30,877 --> 01:57:31,836
and I'm bringing the sunscreen

2612
01:57:32,045 --> 01:57:33,963
and the million dollar reward.

2613
01:57:34,631 --> 01:57:37,258
- So ends the tragic tale
of the sleepover bandits.

2614
01:57:38,010 --> 01:57:38,884
Or does it?

2615
01:57:39,428 --> 01:57:41,345
Joe Blake and Terry Collins
captured the imagination

2616
01:57:41,555 --> 01:57:42,471
of a nation.

2617
01:57:42,848 --> 01:57:44,223
I didn't doubt their
lives had quickly become

2618
01:57:44,433 --> 01:57:45,433
the stuff of legends.

2619
01:57:45,976 --> 01:57:48,561
Blake and Collins weren't
heroes, they never claimed to be.

2620
01:57:49,104 --> 01:57:50,688
After the interview, people
came up to me and said

2621
01:57:50,897 --> 01:57:51,897
what were they really like?

2622
01:57:52,190 --> 01:57:53,441
I know as much as anybody else.

2623
01:57:53,817 --> 01:57:54,900
They robbed banks, they
certainly kidnapped

2624
01:57:55,110 --> 01:57:57,153
the wrong woman, and they
shot each other to death

2625
01:57:57,362 --> 01:57:58,279
in cold blood.

2626
01:57:58,739 --> 01:58:00,364
The rest is rumored speculation.

2627
01:58:00,657 --> 01:58:01,782
Stuff of folktales.

2628
01:58:02,242 --> 01:58:04,035
And in the end, maybe that's the way

2629
01:58:04,244 --> 01:58:05,453
we really want it to be.

2630
01:58:06,413 --> 01:58:08,289
I'm Darren Head, and see you next week

2631
01:58:08,498 --> 01:58:11,125
on another edition of Criminals at Large.

2632
01:58:12,252 --> 01:58:13,461
Fade to black.

2633
01:58:14,337 --> 01:58:15,421
(mumbles)

2634
01:58:25,432 --> 01:58:26,974
- [Voiceover] Together in holy matrimony.

2635
01:58:27,392 --> 01:58:31,437
(speaks in foreign language)

2636
01:58:32,022 --> 01:58:33,856
And their witnesses saying before God

2637
01:58:34,066 --> 01:58:36,859
and this company, and
they pledge their love

2638
01:58:37,069 --> 01:58:38,152
to each other.

2639
01:58:38,528 --> 01:58:39,904
And have declared the same,

2640
01:58:40,113 --> 01:58:42,323
by the joining and the giving of the ring.

2641
01:58:43,366 --> 01:58:48,329
(speaks foreign language)

2642
01:58:48,830 --> 01:58:50,414
The groom may now kiss the bride.

2643
01:58:51,917 --> 01:58:56,837
("Beautiful Day" by U2)

2644
01:59:31,039 --> 01:59:31,664
- Hi gentlemen,

2645
01:59:31,873 --> 01:59:33,457
so why don't we start from
the beginning, all right?

2646
01:59:33,667 --> 01:59:35,543
How'd you guys meet?

2647
01:59:36,002 --> 01:59:38,170
- Well, you know, lifting weights,

2648
01:59:38,380 --> 01:59:39,463
pumping the iron, you know.

2649
01:59:39,673 --> 01:59:41,465
The usual way, trading cigarettes.

2650
01:59:41,675 --> 01:59:44,844
- Terry had imaginary appendicitis,

2651
01:59:45,053 --> 01:59:46,470
and then he had

2652
01:59:47,973 --> 01:59:49,056
imaginary blood poisoning,

2653
01:59:49,266 --> 01:59:50,599
I was working in the infirmary.

2654
01:59:50,809 --> 01:59:52,518
- The medical term is
septicemia, and it wasn't --

2655
01:59:52,727 --> 01:59:54,353
- Anyway, one night in the infirmary,

2656
01:59:54,563 --> 01:59:56,272
I'm hearing this howling sound,

2657
01:59:57,566 --> 01:59:58,315
Darren.

2658
01:59:59,109 --> 02:00:00,693
You know, like a...

2659
02:00:00,902 --> 02:00:02,903
Like the noise a cat makes
when a cat's in heat.

2660
02:00:05,407 --> 02:00:06,574
That little sound, you know?

2661
02:00:07,701 --> 02:00:09,160
One of the things we always
like to remind our self

2662
02:00:09,369 --> 02:00:10,578
before we go into any job

2663
02:00:10,787 --> 02:00:13,455
was expect the unexpected, all right?

2664
02:00:14,332 --> 02:00:16,125
Always sounds like good advice.

2665
02:00:16,585 --> 02:00:20,379
Except of course, if you are
expecting the unexpected,

2666
02:00:20,589 --> 02:00:23,674
then well it really isn't
unexpected anymore, is it?

2667
02:00:25,635 --> 02:00:29,096
That leaves you vulnerable
to the truly unexpected.

2668
02:00:30,182 --> 02:00:31,515
Because you're not expecting it.

2669
02:00:32,767 --> 02:00:34,226
- [Darren] Everybody saw the videotape,

2670
02:00:34,436 --> 02:00:35,936
it's kind of famous by
now with Kate Wheeler,

2671
02:00:36,146 --> 02:00:37,313
the bank robbery.

2672
02:00:37,772 --> 02:00:39,356
Why don't you, right here on this show,

2673
02:00:39,566 --> 02:00:40,858
set the record straight

2674
02:00:41,067 --> 02:00:43,569
about Kate Wheeler and your operation.

2675
02:00:44,070 --> 02:00:45,613
- I mean the girl was terrified

2676
02:00:46,948 --> 02:00:49,200
you know, with us, I think.

2677
02:00:49,659 --> 02:00:52,161
As both as men, and as

2678
02:00:53,788 --> 02:00:54,830
- And didn't like us.

2679
02:00:55,165 --> 02:00:57,082
Never liked us, we never got along.

2680
02:00:58,210 --> 02:01:00,044
From the very first moment we met.

2681
02:01:00,295 --> 02:01:01,670
- [Darren] Don't you guys
ever get really scared?

2682
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:04,089
I mean this job is so dangerous.

2683
02:01:04,591 --> 02:01:05,925
- I'm immune to danger.

2684
02:01:06,468 --> 02:01:07,843
I dance with danger.

2685
02:01:08,178 --> 02:01:09,970
I walk up to danger and tug it on the ears

2686
02:01:10,180 --> 02:01:11,847
and sneer at it an make funny faces at it.

2687
02:01:12,057 --> 02:01:13,182
You know what?

2688
02:01:13,391 --> 02:01:14,642
Come on, it's what I'm sayin' you know?

2689
02:01:14,851 --> 02:01:16,018
You know what you have to be like?

2690
02:01:16,228 --> 02:01:18,187
You have to have nerves of steel,

2691
02:01:18,396 --> 02:01:19,605
and I have a nervous system,

2692
02:01:19,814 --> 02:01:20,773
which, I mean as a child,

2693
02:01:20,982 --> 02:01:23,108
God knows, I was a nervous kid.

2694
02:01:23,318 --> 02:01:24,068
I was a nervous kid, but you know,

2695
02:01:24,277 --> 02:01:25,319
you get in there,

2696
02:01:25,528 --> 02:01:26,737
there's something about the adrenaline,

2697
02:01:26,947 --> 02:01:27,905
what are you laughin' at?

2698
02:01:28,114 --> 02:01:29,156
- [Joe] You're immune.

2699
02:01:30,242 --> 02:01:31,325
- [Terry] I'm immune...

2700
02:01:31,534 --> 02:01:32,826
- [Joe] You're totally immune.

2701
02:01:33,870 --> 02:01:38,832
(western music)

2702
02:02:04,901 --> 02:02:09,863
(upbeat electronic music)