1 00:00:07,854 --> 00:00:09,354 [jazzy music] 2 00:00:09,354 --> 00:00:10,888 - * Timmy's still an average kid * 3 00:00:10,888 --> 00:00:13,154 * That no one understands 4 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:15,254 * Chloe's his new neighbor * 5 00:00:15,254 --> 00:00:17,688 * And she's ruining all his plans * 6 00:00:17,688 --> 00:00:18,721 - Aah! 7 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:19,721 - * All the wishes 8 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:20,888 * In the world 9 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,054 * So why should he care? 10 00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:25,354 * Jorgen has reported there's a fairy shortage * 11 00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:27,554 * So Timmy has to share 12 00:00:27,554 --> 00:00:30,554 * His OddParents, fairly OddParents * 13 00:00:30,554 --> 00:00:33,054 - More than one? - This should be fun! 14 00:00:33,054 --> 00:00:35,021 - * OddParents, fairly OddParents * 15 00:00:35,021 --> 00:00:38,021 * Feather suit, nature boots, laser shooting, rescue * 16 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:39,254 - World peace, kale treats, 17 00:00:39,254 --> 00:00:40,454 bunny feet, real neat! 18 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:41,588 - What? No! Leave me alone! 19 00:00:41,588 --> 00:00:44,221 My fairies! Get your own! 20 00:00:44,221 --> 00:00:46,588 - * OddParents, fairly OddParents * 21 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,554 * Timmy, beware, you'll have to share * 22 00:00:48,554 --> 00:00:50,488 * Your fairly OddParents 23 00:00:50,488 --> 00:00:51,454 - Yeah, right! 24 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:57,621 [cheery, upbeat music] 25 00:00:57,621 --> 00:01:02,554 * 26 00:01:05,321 --> 00:01:07,721 - Oh, Squirrelly Scout Timmy, 27 00:01:07,721 --> 00:01:09,354 time for s'mores. 28 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:12,554 I've got a roaring fire going. 29 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:13,488 - Ah! 30 00:01:14,888 --> 00:01:15,954 Ah! 31 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:17,421 Dad, you're on fire! 32 00:01:17,421 --> 00:01:19,788 - I am on kind of a roll lately. 33 00:01:21,988 --> 00:01:23,454 - Ah! 34 00:01:23,454 --> 00:01:25,821 - What's with the blood-curdling scream, Timmy? 35 00:01:25,821 --> 00:01:28,288 - Were you dreaming about your report card again? 36 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,354 - Oh, it was more horrible than that. 37 00:01:30,354 --> 00:01:31,721 I dreamt my dad took me 38 00:01:31,721 --> 00:01:34,454 on another Squirrelly Scout camping trip. 39 00:01:34,454 --> 00:01:36,188 But that could never happen 40 00:01:36,188 --> 00:01:38,354 because our lame-o troop was banned 41 00:01:38,354 --> 00:01:40,354 by the Squirrelly Scout Council. 42 00:01:40,354 --> 00:01:41,721 - Oh, Timmy, 43 00:01:41,721 --> 00:01:43,854 our lame-o troop has been unbanned 44 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,721 by the Squirrelly Scout Council. 45 00:01:49,954 --> 00:01:50,954 - Why? No! What? 46 00:01:50,954 --> 00:01:52,554 No! Pain! Fear! 47 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:55,554 - We're going on another Squirrelly Scout camping trip. 48 00:01:55,554 --> 00:01:58,288 - Help! No. Who? Help! No! More fear! 49 00:01:58,288 --> 00:01:59,788 - I'm rich now, Timmy, 50 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:02,554 and despite the angry protests of the fire rangers, 51 00:02:02,554 --> 00:02:04,088 I bought us another chance. 52 00:02:04,088 --> 00:02:06,888 I also bought a miniature horse, but I can't find it. 53 00:02:06,888 --> 00:02:07,888 [horse whinnies] 54 00:02:07,888 --> 00:02:09,454 Biscuit, where are you? 55 00:02:09,454 --> 00:02:11,154 Follow the sound of my voice! 56 00:02:11,154 --> 00:02:14,788 Anyhoo, all we have to do is earn a single merit badge, 57 00:02:14,788 --> 00:02:16,521 and Squirrelly Scout Troop Lucky 13 58 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:20,288 is back in business. 59 00:02:20,288 --> 00:02:21,888 - But Dad, the only way our troop 60 00:02:21,888 --> 00:02:24,388 could ever earn a merit badge is if we cheat. 61 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:26,088 - But we can't cheat because of this guy. 62 00:02:26,088 --> 00:02:27,688 - [growls] 63 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:28,488 - Ah! 64 00:02:28,488 --> 00:02:30,088 Oh, I get it. 65 00:02:30,088 --> 00:02:31,821 This is still my nightmare. 66 00:02:31,821 --> 00:02:34,421 - No, it's a vicious Kodiak bear. 67 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,421 The council assigned him to judge whether or not 68 00:02:36,421 --> 00:02:37,921 we earn a badge. 69 00:02:40,288 --> 00:02:42,154 - Dad, only a total nutjob 70 00:02:42,154 --> 00:02:45,354 would want to go on another Squirrelly Scout camping trip. 71 00:02:45,354 --> 00:02:47,554 - I'm here! 72 00:02:47,554 --> 00:02:50,088 Squirrelly Scout Chloe Carmichael 73 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:51,354 reporting for duty. 74 00:02:51,354 --> 00:02:53,321 - Timmy, she said "doody." 75 00:02:53,321 --> 00:02:54,454 [laughing] 76 00:02:56,588 --> 00:02:58,221 Stop judging me, bear! 77 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,488 - Chloe, trust me, 78 00:02:59,488 --> 00:03:01,921 you do not want to do this. 79 00:03:01,921 --> 00:03:03,221 - Oh, but I do. 80 00:03:03,221 --> 00:03:05,221 I love communing with nature 81 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:07,688 and bonding with my fellow campers. 82 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,954 - Okay, but we don't do any of that. 83 00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:13,421 Besides, girls aren't allowed to be Squirrelly Scouts. 84 00:03:13,421 --> 00:03:15,288 - Ooh, injustice. 85 00:03:15,288 --> 00:03:16,888 I love overcoming injustice! 86 00:03:16,888 --> 00:03:18,254 Here goes. 87 00:03:18,254 --> 00:03:21,154 I wish girls were allowed to be Squirrelly Scouts. 88 00:03:21,154 --> 00:03:23,721 [triumphant fanfare] 89 00:03:26,354 --> 00:03:27,788 - Ooh! 90 00:03:27,788 --> 00:03:29,621 Girls are suddenly allowed to be Squirrelly Scouts. 91 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:32,821 Well, off to the barren and unforgiving wilderness. 92 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:33,854 - Ooh, 93 00:03:33,854 --> 00:03:36,488 I love the unforgiving wilderness. 94 00:03:36,488 --> 00:03:39,288 I love it so much! 95 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:40,488 - Oh, man, 96 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,788 I wish I was lost with Biscuit. 97 00:03:45,821 --> 00:03:46,821 - [whinnies] 98 00:03:46,821 --> 00:03:48,088 - Just my luck. 99 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:50,554 Biscuit was lost in the Squirrelly Scout bus. 100 00:03:50,554 --> 00:03:51,921 - Come on, Timmy. 101 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:54,821 Let's sing the Squirrelly Scout song. 102 00:03:54,821 --> 00:03:57,121 all: * We are little Squirrelly Scouts * 103 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:58,588 * We like to hoard our nuts 104 00:03:58,588 --> 00:04:00,621 * We climb up trees and skin our knees * 105 00:04:00,621 --> 00:04:02,688 * And shake our squirrelly butts * 106 00:04:02,688 --> 00:04:04,688 - Ooh! Ooh, I wrote a new verse. 107 00:04:04,688 --> 00:04:06,888 * No matter what, we never quit * 108 00:04:06,888 --> 00:04:08,754 * We're loyal and we're kind * 109 00:04:08,754 --> 00:04:10,888 * Through poison oak and fire and smoke * 110 00:04:10,888 --> 00:04:13,154 * No Squirrel gets left behind 111 00:04:13,154 --> 00:04:14,321 - She said "behind." 112 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:17,088 [laughs] 113 00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:19,254 Stop judging me! 114 00:04:19,254 --> 00:04:20,788 Attention, Scouts. 115 00:04:20,788 --> 00:04:23,154 I'd like you all to meet our newest Squirrelly Scout, 116 00:04:23,154 --> 00:04:24,188 Chloe. 117 00:04:24,188 --> 00:04:25,188 That's a girl's name 118 00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:26,188 because she's a girl. 119 00:04:26,188 --> 00:04:27,188 - A girl? 120 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:28,488 I hear if you touch them, 121 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:30,754 they control your brain for life. 122 00:04:30,754 --> 00:04:32,821 - It's true. It's true! 123 00:04:32,821 --> 00:04:34,154 [thunder booms] 124 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,988 all: Ahh! 125 00:04:35,988 --> 00:04:38,854 - Are we gonna be eaten by Stinkfoot? 126 00:04:38,854 --> 00:04:41,588 - Want some cheese with that whine, Ricky? 127 00:04:41,588 --> 00:04:45,388 Sweet, dim Ricky, there is no Stinkfoot. 128 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:47,321 - Ahh! 129 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,921 all: Ahh! 130 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:50,321 - Okay, who needs to change their pants? 131 00:04:50,321 --> 00:04:51,721 Just me? 132 00:04:51,721 --> 00:04:54,254 - I love spending time with Chloe and Timmy, 133 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:55,988 but this place stinks. 134 00:04:55,988 --> 00:04:58,488 - Don't worry, baby. I've got an idea. 135 00:05:01,221 --> 00:05:04,154 - [growling] 136 00:05:07,988 --> 00:05:09,254 - Ah! 137 00:05:09,254 --> 00:05:11,121 [laughing] 138 00:05:11,121 --> 00:05:12,654 - Ta-da! 139 00:05:12,654 --> 00:05:14,554 We've been eaten by a bear, 140 00:05:14,554 --> 00:05:16,521 which is way better than camping. 141 00:05:16,521 --> 00:05:17,654 - I hear you. 142 00:05:17,654 --> 00:05:19,921 Ooh, look, a bubbling brook. 143 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:21,521 Let's see how deep it is. 144 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,088 - Oh, what do you know. 145 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:25,654 It's highly corrosive stomach acid. 146 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:28,421 both: Ah! 147 00:05:28,421 --> 00:05:30,088 - We gave the bear indigestion. 148 00:05:30,088 --> 00:05:32,954 We got to get out of here before we end up like our wands. 149 00:05:32,954 --> 00:05:34,121 Boy, Wanda, 150 00:05:34,121 --> 00:05:35,354 you really didn't think this through, 151 00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:36,488 did you? 152 00:05:36,488 --> 00:05:38,621 [shouting and crying] 153 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:40,654 - Okay, fellow Squirrelly Scouts, 154 00:05:40,654 --> 00:05:42,554 gather around. 155 00:05:42,554 --> 00:05:44,188 - Ah! - Ugh. 156 00:05:47,088 --> 00:05:50,154 - I got stung by a bee on my tongue. 157 00:05:50,154 --> 00:05:52,221 - I'm lost! 158 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,088 - We're right here, Kevin. 159 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,821 - Everyone chill! 160 00:05:56,821 --> 00:05:58,854 Time to get that merit badge. 161 00:05:58,854 --> 00:06:00,621 All we have to do is pick a challenge 162 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,154 from the "Squirrelly Scout Manual." 163 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,821 I say we go for the rock climbing badge. 164 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:07,688 - We did it! I climbed a rock! 165 00:06:07,688 --> 00:06:09,588 Everybody to the bus. 166 00:06:09,588 --> 00:06:11,488 Seriously, stop judging me! 167 00:06:11,488 --> 00:06:13,621 - Focus! 168 00:06:13,621 --> 00:06:15,954 If we want the merit badge, 169 00:06:15,954 --> 00:06:19,188 we have to climb Mount Stinkfoot. 170 00:06:19,188 --> 00:06:20,188 [thunder booms] 171 00:06:20,188 --> 00:06:21,321 all: Ahh! 172 00:06:21,321 --> 00:06:22,454 - There are s'mores up there. 173 00:06:22,454 --> 00:06:23,788 - Ooh, s'mores, 174 00:06:23,788 --> 00:06:25,721 my sweet, chocolaty mistress. 175 00:06:25,721 --> 00:06:27,554 Out of my way! 176 00:06:30,254 --> 00:06:31,621 - See, Timmy, 177 00:06:31,621 --> 00:06:33,888 all the trip needed was a little motivation. 178 00:06:33,888 --> 00:06:35,554 - But you lied about the s'mores. 179 00:06:35,554 --> 00:06:36,954 - No, I didn't. 180 00:06:36,954 --> 00:06:38,554 I hiked up to the top of Mount Stinkfoot 181 00:06:38,554 --> 00:06:40,588 and left some s'mores while you were putting up your tent wrong. 182 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:42,554 By the way, I fixed your tent. 183 00:06:42,554 --> 00:06:45,588 - Ah. 184 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:46,954 - I touched her! 185 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:49,154 Now she controls my brain! 186 00:06:49,154 --> 00:06:51,688 - There's not much to control, Ricky. 187 00:06:53,154 --> 00:06:55,421 - Okay, pretty much everyone's stopped crying, 188 00:06:55,421 --> 00:06:56,754 so I think we're ready to try 189 00:06:56,754 --> 00:06:59,621 for the white water rafting merit badge. 190 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:02,154 [all crying loudly] 191 00:07:02,154 --> 00:07:04,254 - Or let's not and say we did. 192 00:07:04,254 --> 00:07:06,221 [chuckles] 193 00:07:06,221 --> 00:07:07,221 Fine. 194 00:07:07,221 --> 00:07:08,854 Let's go, scouts. 195 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:15,388 - Ah! 196 00:07:15,388 --> 00:07:16,588 all: Ah! 197 00:07:16,588 --> 00:07:18,088 - You're doing great, guys, 198 00:07:18,088 --> 00:07:20,954 but you might want to paddle. 199 00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:22,288 all: Ah! 200 00:07:29,921 --> 00:07:31,854 - Ooh, I know what to do. 201 00:07:31,854 --> 00:07:33,554 Everyone stand up and panic. 202 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,654 Ah! 203 00:07:35,654 --> 00:07:37,588 all: Ah! 204 00:07:37,588 --> 00:07:39,421 - We did it! 205 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:41,988 [all shivering] 206 00:07:41,988 --> 00:07:43,354 - Hey, Squirrelly Scouts, 207 00:07:43,354 --> 00:07:45,621 that was a good try on the rafting badge. 208 00:07:45,621 --> 00:07:47,721 We got close. 209 00:07:47,721 --> 00:07:49,088 - Close to the end. 210 00:07:49,088 --> 00:07:52,421 I saw white light! 211 00:07:52,421 --> 00:07:54,421 both: Help! Help! 212 00:07:54,421 --> 00:07:58,654 - And now I'm seeing tiny people in the bear's eyes! 213 00:07:58,654 --> 00:08:00,588 - Well, Stuart, it's official. 214 00:08:00,588 --> 00:08:02,421 You're our weakest link. 215 00:08:02,421 --> 00:08:03,954 - Come on, Chloe. 216 00:08:03,954 --> 00:08:05,354 The troop is hopeless. 217 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:08,221 Can't you just quit like the rest of us? 218 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,388 - Wait? What? 219 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:12,654 Did you just say the Q-word? 220 00:08:12,654 --> 00:08:17,121 That is a ba-a-a-a-ad word, Timmy! 221 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,254 - Uh, "quit?" - Potty mouth! 222 00:08:19,254 --> 00:08:21,921 I read the entire "Squirrelly Scouts Handbook," 223 00:08:21,921 --> 00:08:24,754 and I found a merit badge that anyone can get, 224 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,321 even chimps have done it. 225 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:27,588 - Come on, 226 00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:31,454 these guys are nowhere near chimp standards. 227 00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:33,454 - It's the knot-tying badge. 228 00:08:33,454 --> 00:08:37,388 If you can tie your shoes, you can earn this badge. 229 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:40,721 Okay, troop, take your rope, fold it over, 230 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,154 and pull one end through the hole. 231 00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:44,254 Easy-peasy. 232 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:45,688 - We did it! 233 00:08:47,654 --> 00:08:50,188 I'm hanging by my knots. 234 00:08:50,188 --> 00:08:51,254 Ah! 235 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:52,254 Ooh. 236 00:08:52,254 --> 00:08:54,454 [all shouting] 237 00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:55,454 all: Ah! 238 00:08:55,454 --> 00:08:58,854 - So many kinds of pain! 239 00:08:58,854 --> 00:09:00,654 [all shivering] 240 00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:02,321 - It's cold. 241 00:09:02,321 --> 00:09:04,454 - [yawns] 242 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,254 both: Help! 243 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,821 - And I just saw the little people 244 00:09:07,821 --> 00:09:09,988 screaming in the bear's mouth. 245 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:13,588 - Chloe, I'm inspired by your can-do attitude. 246 00:09:13,588 --> 00:09:15,454 Scouts, we can't do this. 247 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,388 all: Yay! 248 00:09:17,388 --> 00:09:18,454 - Too bad, Chloe. 249 00:09:18,454 --> 00:09:20,521 Looks like everyone's quitting. 250 00:09:20,521 --> 00:09:22,454 Yeah, I said it. 251 00:09:22,454 --> 00:09:23,654 "Quit-ting" 252 00:09:23,654 --> 00:09:25,121 - Wait, what? 253 00:09:25,121 --> 00:09:27,521 No. No, no, no, no, no, no! 254 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:29,454 - Oh, everyone stand back. 255 00:09:29,454 --> 00:09:31,088 Chloe's gonna blow. 256 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:32,921 - No! 257 00:09:32,921 --> 00:09:35,088 We came here to get those stinking badges, 258 00:09:35,088 --> 00:09:37,321 and nobody's leaving until we do! 259 00:09:37,321 --> 00:09:40,654 It's right there in the stupid Squirrelly Scout song! 260 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:41,854 No matter what, we never quit. 261 00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:43,154 We're loyal, and we're kind. 262 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:44,388 Through poison oak and fire and smoke, 263 00:09:44,388 --> 00:09:45,788 no Squirrel gets left behind! 264 00:09:45,788 --> 00:09:48,254 - Got to be honest, I've come to hate that song. 265 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,921 - Don't cross me, Timmy's dad! 266 00:09:51,921 --> 00:09:54,354 - Ew. Do I smell stinky feet? 267 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:57,288 - [roars] 268 00:09:59,154 --> 00:10:02,488 all: Stinkfoot! 269 00:10:02,488 --> 00:10:05,754 - [roars] 270 00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:07,788 - I have to admit, that's kind of a relief. 271 00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:09,554 She was setting a pretty high bar. 272 00:10:09,554 --> 00:10:11,954 - Chloe's in trouble, and she's a Squirrelly Scout. 273 00:10:11,954 --> 00:10:13,254 And like the song says, 274 00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:15,821 "No Squirrelly Scout gets left behind." 275 00:10:15,821 --> 00:10:18,288 Dad, Chloe has the s'mores. 276 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:19,721 - What? 277 00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:22,054 My graham crackery reason to live. 278 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:24,054 Squirrelly Scouts to the rescue. 279 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:31,221 - I'm going in. 280 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:32,121 Chloe, 281 00:10:32,121 --> 00:10:33,888 I'll save you from... 282 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,654 sharing a chocolaty treat 283 00:10:35,654 --> 00:10:37,688 with your new hairy friend? 284 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,488 - Stinkfoot is just misunderstood. 285 00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:42,288 He's actually a kind and gentle woodland creature 286 00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:46,021 who just so happens to smell like a decomposing raccoon. 287 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,954 Thanks for coming to my rescue, guys, 288 00:10:47,954 --> 00:10:50,488 but Stinkfoot only wants the s'mores. 289 00:10:50,488 --> 00:10:52,021 - He still has the s'mores? 290 00:10:52,021 --> 00:10:54,321 Oh, it's you and me, Stinkfoot, 291 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,754 mono-a-stinko. 292 00:10:56,754 --> 00:10:58,421 [grunting] 293 00:10:58,421 --> 00:10:59,354 Ah! 294 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:03,154 - Whoa. 295 00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:05,421 We got merit badges for bravery. 296 00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:07,821 I knew we could do it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! 297 00:11:07,821 --> 00:11:08,821 I knew it! 298 00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:10,621 all: Yay! 299 00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:11,821 - I got the s'mores 300 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,821 and put you all in terrible danger. 301 00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:14,821 Run! 302 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:17,754 all: Ah! 303 00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:18,754 - [whinnies] 304 00:11:18,754 --> 00:11:19,754 - Biscuit! 305 00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:21,321 Oh, my tiny, pink hero, 306 00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:22,354 floor it! 307 00:11:22,354 --> 00:11:25,254 all: Aah! 308 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,421 Yay! 309 00:11:34,688 --> 00:11:35,888 - [sneezes] 310 00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:37,788 - We're finally free! 311 00:11:37,788 --> 00:11:39,888 - Greatest plan ever. 312 00:11:39,888 --> 00:11:42,154 - The tiny people are real! 313 00:11:42,154 --> 00:11:43,388 - Weak link! 314 00:11:46,821 --> 00:11:49,821 - Free at last! 315 00:11:53,888 --> 00:11:56,888 [dramatic music] 316 00:11:56,888 --> 00:12:03,088 * 317 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,154 [clock ticking] 318 00:12:09,154 --> 00:12:10,988 - Ah! It's coming. 319 00:12:10,988 --> 00:12:11,988 Brace yourself. 320 00:12:11,988 --> 00:12:12,988 both: Ah! 321 00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:14,321 - I love you, Cosmo. 322 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:16,421 - I'll never forget you, Wendy. 323 00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:18,388 You're name's not "Wendy," is it? 324 00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:20,421 Winifred, Wilma, 325 00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:21,421 Shaniqua? 326 00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:22,688 [bell rings] 327 00:12:22,688 --> 00:12:23,688 both: Ah! 328 00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:24,854 - It's time! 329 00:12:24,854 --> 00:12:27,888 It's time to plan my birthday. 330 00:12:27,888 --> 00:12:29,521 My birthday is tomorrow, 331 00:12:29,521 --> 00:12:32,688 and we're taking this year's party to the next level. 332 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:36,088 - I'm still having flashbacks from last year's level. 333 00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:41,321 - [roars] 334 00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:42,788 - Oh, Timmy, 335 00:12:42,788 --> 00:12:44,388 time for birthday cake. 336 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,854 Wow. 337 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:48,388 I've never been to this part of the backyard before. 338 00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:49,921 Eeh! Bad doggie. 339 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,254 No cake for you. 340 00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:52,254 - [roars] 341 00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,254 - Ah! 342 00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:54,754 all: Ahh! 343 00:12:54,754 --> 00:12:56,621 - Everyone, calm down. 344 00:12:56,621 --> 00:12:59,088 The cake's okay! 345 00:13:00,421 --> 00:13:01,488 both: Ah! 346 00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:03,521 - Relax, you guys, my dad recovered. 347 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,554 - Dinosaurs are real and nobody believes me! 348 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:07,721 - Physically. 349 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:08,721 Okay, guys, 350 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,154 for this year's party 351 00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:12,388 I want the characters from my favorite movie franchise, 352 00:13:12,388 --> 00:13:13,821 the Change-morphers, 353 00:13:13,821 --> 00:13:16,554 so charge up your wands and get ready to focus on me, 354 00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:18,088 me, and only me. 355 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,121 Don't forget about me. 356 00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:20,721 It's all about me! 357 00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:22,421 Me, me, me, me, me, me! 358 00:13:22,421 --> 00:13:24,254 - Yeah, we've got some bad news 359 00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:25,521 that Wilma's gonna give you 360 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,754 while I cower fearfully behind her. 361 00:13:27,754 --> 00:13:30,254 - Uh, Sport, it's, uh, 362 00:13:30,254 --> 00:13:32,521 Chloe's birthday tomorrow, too, 363 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:37,154 and since there's this whole sharing-your-fairies thing, 364 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,888 you're gonna have to share us. 365 00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:40,654 Engage tantrum field! 366 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:44,221 - No! 367 00:13:55,488 --> 00:13:57,154 - Relax, Timmy. 368 00:13:57,154 --> 00:14:00,221 Chloe probably isn't nearly as much of a birthday psycho as you 369 00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:02,788 because, well, no one is. 370 00:14:02,788 --> 00:14:04,354 - Whoopie! 371 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:08,821 Whoo-hoo! It's my birthday! 372 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:10,388 [laughs] 373 00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:13,288 - "Happy birthday me, me, and only me." 374 00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:14,954 She stole my selfish slogan! 375 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,354 - She's a total birthday psycho? 376 00:14:17,354 --> 00:14:19,154 I knew it! 377 00:14:19,154 --> 00:14:22,121 - Happy birthday me, me, and only me. 378 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,654 Hey, guys. 379 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,921 I'm so excited about my first wish-powered birthday. 380 00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:31,088 I made a list, just a few little things I want for my party. 381 00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:33,188 It's gonna be a unicorn theme, 382 00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:34,988 so I want a unicorn cake, 383 00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:37,654 unicorn plates, unicorn party hats. 384 00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:38,854 - You've got fairies. 385 00:14:38,854 --> 00:14:41,954 You can wish for real live unicorns. 386 00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:43,088 - Of course! 387 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,121 I want that! 388 00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:47,454 I want it so bad! 389 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,154 - Whoa, whoa. 390 00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:52,088 Tap the brakes, crazy lady. 391 00:14:52,088 --> 00:14:54,088 It's my birthday tomorrow, too, 392 00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:56,288 and I got dibs on the fairies. 393 00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:59,088 - Oh, well, happy birthday. 394 00:14:59,088 --> 00:15:00,554 What an amazing coincidence 395 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:03,588 that we were both born on the same day! 396 00:15:03,588 --> 00:15:06,088 Now listen, buster, here's how it's gonna go down. 397 00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:08,888 My birthday is the one day of the year I put me first. 398 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:13,154 And if I don't get to, it's gonna get ugly! 399 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,754 - You don't scare me. 400 00:15:14,754 --> 00:15:16,288 Well, maybe a little, 401 00:15:16,288 --> 00:15:19,821 but I'm not backing down from anybody on my birthday! 402 00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:23,288 - Then the birthday battle lines are drawn, Timmy Turner. 403 00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:25,721 both: It's on! 404 00:15:25,721 --> 00:15:27,621 [rooster crows] 405 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:31,088 [alarm blaring] 406 00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:32,421 [noisemaker blows] 407 00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:33,554 - [laughs] 408 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:34,988 5:00 a.m. 409 00:15:34,988 --> 00:15:36,888 Happy birthday to me! 410 00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:38,388 Chloe Carmichael, 411 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:41,721 you got to get up pretty early to outfox Timmy Turner. 412 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:43,421 - I did! 413 00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:44,554 - Ah! 414 00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:48,488 all: Whoo! Yay! 415 00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:49,388 - What the-- 416 00:15:49,388 --> 00:15:50,621 What time did you get up? 417 00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:52,088 - I never went to bed! 418 00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:53,888 - Curses. 419 00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,521 - I'm feeding a unicorn! 420 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,121 [flatulence] 421 00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:59,221 And he just farted a rainbow. 422 00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:01,754 This is the greatest party ever! 423 00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,688 all: Yay! Whoo! 424 00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:07,388 - Every kid in town is here. 425 00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,088 How could this happen to me? 426 00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:10,521 - You know what they say, Sport, 427 00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:13,488 "The early bird gets the farting unicorn." 428 00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:16,088 - I don't want a farting unicorn! 429 00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:17,488 Cosmo, Shaniqua, 430 00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:20,688 I want a Change-morphers party now! 431 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,688 ["Charge" plays] 432 00:16:23,688 --> 00:16:25,088 * 433 00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:28,088 [upbeat electronic music] 434 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:35,221 * 435 00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:38,721 - Happy birthday! 436 00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,254 Greetings, birthday boy. 437 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:42,654 I am Maximus Awesomeness. 438 00:16:42,654 --> 00:16:43,921 Since the dawn of time, 439 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,754 I have traveled through the cosmos battling evil 440 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,888 in the name of all that is good and-- 441 00:16:48,888 --> 00:16:50,088 - Blah, blah, blah. 442 00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,888 Just get to the cool changing stuff. 443 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,188 - Fine. 444 00:16:53,188 --> 00:16:54,654 I was only halfway through my origin story, 445 00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:56,288 but whatevs. 446 00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:59,521 Awesomeness power, activate. 447 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,221 [upbeat music] 448 00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:07,154 - I am Macho Nacho! 449 00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:10,288 Nacho powers, activate. 450 00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:14,754 [bell dings] 451 00:17:19,754 --> 00:17:21,321 - Thanks for the nachos 452 00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:24,421 and for not talking as much as the other guy. 453 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:25,621 - How's it going, eh? 454 00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,088 I am Zambonius. 455 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,454 With my Zamboni powers activated, 456 00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:32,354 I can rid the world of ice that is bumpy 457 00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:35,454 and therefore difficult on which to skate. 458 00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:40,221 - Oh, really? Who cares about that? 459 00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:41,721 - Hey, everyone, a Zamboni! 460 00:17:41,721 --> 00:17:43,954 Turner's having the greatest party ever! 461 00:17:43,954 --> 00:17:46,221 all: Whoo! Yay! 462 00:17:46,221 --> 00:17:48,554 - Good one, Timmy. You win. 463 00:17:48,554 --> 00:17:50,954 I'll just be over here alone on my birthday 464 00:17:50,954 --> 00:17:55,521 where I wish it was raining no homework passes! 465 00:17:57,888 --> 00:18:00,254 [thunder booms] 466 00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:05,321 all: Yay! Whoo! 467 00:18:05,321 --> 00:18:07,088 - Ha-ha, ha. 468 00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:09,721 - Boy, Chloe really thinks her party's awesome. 469 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,188 Well, mine's gonna get even awesomer. 470 00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:14,688 Let's take this party up a notch. 471 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:17,088 - How about taking it up a nacho 472 00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:19,588 with some magic nachos! 473 00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:25,288 Ole! 474 00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:27,088 Ah! 475 00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:29,421 Wow, these are deafeningly delicious. 476 00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:31,288 - Don't you mean "definitely?" 477 00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:32,288 - Can't hear a thing. 478 00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:33,954 I got cheese in my ears. 479 00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:38,554 - Cosmo, Wanda! 480 00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:41,088 I know what this party needs. 481 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:43,854 [wind blows, horse neighs] 482 00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:45,088 - Guests? - Yes. 483 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,721 And you know how I'm gonna get them? 484 00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:50,554 - FYI, I am completely deaf from the magic nacho explosion, 485 00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:53,721 but don't worry. I'm really good at reading lips. 486 00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:56,654 - I wish everyone in Dimmsdale would come to my party 487 00:18:56,654 --> 00:19:00,088 and never go back to Timmy's no matter what. 488 00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:01,121 - You've got it. 489 00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:03,488 Evil elves coming up. 490 00:19:03,488 --> 00:19:05,621 [shouting and growling] 491 00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:09,288 - Cosmo, that's not what I wished for. 492 00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:10,821 - Ah! 493 00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,354 [unicorns whinny] 494 00:19:12,354 --> 00:19:13,954 - Oh, this is bad. 495 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,954 Elves and unicorns are mortal enemies. 496 00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:19,854 - Wanda, poof them away! 497 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,254 - Wah! 498 00:19:21,254 --> 00:19:24,254 [exciting music] 499 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:32,388 * 500 00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:39,321 - Cosmo! Wanda! 501 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:42,621 - Oh, no. Timmy's calling. 502 00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:45,921 We'll be right back, Chloe. 503 00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:47,321 What's up, Sport? 504 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:50,221 There's kind of an emergency over at Chloe's. 505 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,921 - I'm having an emergency too. 506 00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:56,221 Maximus Awesomeness is telling his origin story again! 507 00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:58,221 - My mother was a trash compactor, 508 00:19:58,221 --> 00:20:00,054 and my father was a golf cart, 509 00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:01,921 but a really nice golf cart. 510 00:20:01,921 --> 00:20:03,521 - Read your lips. 511 00:20:03,521 --> 00:20:05,488 The Change-morphers' mortal enemies, the Destroy-icons, 512 00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:07,421 will now appear at your birthday party 513 00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:09,821 and engage in an epic battle! 514 00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:11,588 [dramatic music] 515 00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:14,054 all: Ah! 516 00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:15,188 * 517 00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,488 - Ah! 518 00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:19,288 - Spawned in the maelstrom of dark matter, 519 00:20:19,288 --> 00:20:22,321 we have traveled through time and space-- 520 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,488 - Blah, blah, blah. 521 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,221 Help me, Cosmo! 522 00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:26,388 - Got it, Timmy. 523 00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:30,988 More Destroy-icons coming up. 524 00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:33,021 - I will destroy you! 525 00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:35,954 [lasers whirring] 526 00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:39,088 all: Ah! 527 00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:41,854 - I've got to find my wand! 528 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:43,088 - Ah! 529 00:20:43,088 --> 00:20:45,021 - Ah! 530 00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:47,021 both: Ah! 531 00:20:47,021 --> 00:20:49,421 Worst party ever! 532 00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:50,988 [unicorns whinnying] 533 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,354 [lasers whirring] 534 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,321 - Maximus? 535 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:57,921 What are you doing here? 536 00:20:57,921 --> 00:21:00,388 I thought you were on vacation at that dude ranch. 537 00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:01,621 I checked out the website. 538 00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:03,588 It looked awesome. 539 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:05,488 - It was maximus awesomeness, 540 00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:09,854 then some spoiled little human boy summoned me for his party. 541 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:11,088 - I feel you. 542 00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:12,788 I was fishing with my bros on Gumdrop Lake, 543 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:16,121 and some unicorn-loving little girl summoned us for her party. 544 00:21:16,121 --> 00:21:18,321 - Hey, guys, why are we fighting each other? 545 00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:22,088 We should be after the two bratty kids who dragged us here. 546 00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:23,988 - Let's destroy the boy and girl, 547 00:21:23,988 --> 00:21:26,721 enjoy a nice hot plate of nachos, 548 00:21:26,721 --> 00:21:29,388 then vaporize the planet. 549 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,588 - Oh, yes, that sounds lovely. 550 00:21:31,588 --> 00:21:34,088 Oh, I love nachos. 551 00:21:35,621 --> 00:21:37,788 both: Ah! Ah! 552 00:21:37,788 --> 00:21:42,088 Cosmo, Wanda, help! 553 00:21:42,088 --> 00:21:43,321 - I found my wand. 554 00:21:43,321 --> 00:21:45,588 It was in Mr. Crocker's gift bag. 555 00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:48,454 - Give me back my crazy straw! 556 00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:50,321 - What are we gonna do, Timmy? 557 00:21:50,321 --> 00:21:54,121 Every time we make a wish, Cosmo gets it horribly wrong. 558 00:21:54,121 --> 00:21:55,521 - Let's go with that. 559 00:21:55,521 --> 00:21:58,188 Cosmo, we wish that this nightmare party 560 00:21:58,188 --> 00:21:59,521 would never end. 561 00:21:59,521 --> 00:22:01,188 - Read your lips. 562 00:22:01,188 --> 00:22:03,854 You want a nice, simple party that you would've had 563 00:22:03,854 --> 00:22:07,488 if you weren't both being total birthday psychos. 564 00:22:11,088 --> 00:22:12,521 [both sigh] 565 00:22:14,254 --> 00:22:15,988 - Good job, Timmy. 566 00:22:15,988 --> 00:22:17,221 - I just got lucky. 567 00:22:17,221 --> 00:22:19,388 Anyway, happy birthday, Chloe. 568 00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:20,721 - Happy birthday, Timmy. 569 00:22:20,721 --> 00:22:22,454 [noisemakers blow] 570 00:22:22,454 --> 00:22:25,388 both: Best birthday ever! 571 00:22:25,388 --> 00:22:26,621 - Read your lips again. 572 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:28,421 Here you go. 573 00:22:31,188 --> 00:22:32,654 - Oh, Timmy, 574 00:22:32,654 --> 00:22:35,088 some men with nets brought me to the brain doctor, 575 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,221 and now I know that dinosaurs aren't real. 576 00:22:38,221 --> 00:22:39,221 - [growling] 577 00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:40,721 [roars] 578 00:22:40,721 --> 00:22:43,521 - Dinosaurs are real! 579 00:22:43,521 --> 00:22:45,921 - I'm driving a Zamboni!