1 00:00:07,854 --> 00:00:09,354 [jazzy music] 2 00:00:09,354 --> 00:00:10,888 - * Timmy's still an average kid * 3 00:00:10,888 --> 00:00:13,154 * That no one understands 4 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:15,254 * Chloe's his new neighbor * 5 00:00:15,254 --> 00:00:17,688 * And she's ruining all his plans * 6 00:00:17,688 --> 00:00:18,721 - Ahh! 7 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:19,721 - * All the wishes 8 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:20,888 * In the world 9 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,054 * So why should he care? 10 00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:25,354 * Jorgen has reported there's a fairy shortage * 11 00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:27,554 * So Timmy has to share 12 00:00:27,554 --> 00:00:30,554 * His OddParents, fairly OddParents * 13 00:00:30,554 --> 00:00:33,054 - More than one? - This should be fun! 14 00:00:33,054 --> 00:00:35,021 - * OddParents, fairly OddParents * 15 00:00:35,021 --> 00:00:38,021 * Feather suit, nature boots, laser shooting, rescue * 16 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:39,254 - World peace, kale treats, 17 00:00:39,254 --> 00:00:40,454 bunny feet, real neat! 18 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:41,588 - What? No! Leave me alone! 19 00:00:41,588 --> 00:00:44,221 My fairies! Get your own! 20 00:00:44,221 --> 00:00:46,588 - * OddParents, fairly OddParents * 21 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,554 * Timmy, beware, you'll have to share * 22 00:00:48,554 --> 00:00:50,488 * Your fairly OddParents 23 00:00:50,488 --> 00:00:51,454 - Yeah, right! 24 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:56,621 [lively music] 25 00:00:56,621 --> 00:01:03,254 * 26 00:01:03,254 --> 00:01:07,854 [thunder rumbles] [bat screeches] 27 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:09,654 - Whoopie, Skull Beary! 28 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,654 Time for another hideous day of inflecting 29 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:16,754 soul-crushing misery on unsuspecting innocents. 30 00:01:16,754 --> 00:01:19,088 [screams] What's happening to my 31 00:01:19,088 --> 00:01:21,554 beloved Anti-Fairy World? 32 00:01:21,554 --> 00:01:23,721 The blood red skies have turned to cheery blue. 33 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:25,721 The greasy bats have turned into songbirds. 34 00:01:25,721 --> 00:01:27,154 [bird sings] 35 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:28,688 Flowers are blooming in the jagged lava fields 36 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,321 of my wonderfully tortured youth. 37 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:32,921 Something has gone terribly right. 38 00:01:32,921 --> 00:01:34,254 [zapping, popping] 39 00:01:37,521 --> 00:01:41,354 - Foop, you've been summoned by the Anti-Fairy Council. 40 00:01:41,354 --> 00:01:44,588 - The evil is being drained from Anti-Fairy World, 41 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:47,554 and it's all because of the pure goodness 42 00:01:47,554 --> 00:01:51,588 and selflessness of a single fairy godchild. 43 00:01:51,588 --> 00:01:55,654 - The fairy godchild in question is one Chloe Carmichael. 44 00:01:55,654 --> 00:01:59,388 - Here's a little sample of you-know-who in action. 45 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,521 [crack] 46 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,621 - Ah, yum, yum, yum, blah. [bird squeaks] 47 00:02:10,854 --> 00:02:15,088 Be free, BFF. The Best Flying Friend. 48 00:02:15,088 --> 00:02:18,521 [bird screeches] 49 00:02:18,521 --> 00:02:21,621 - This Chloe Carmichael, she is a threat 50 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,554 to everything we stand for. 51 00:02:23,554 --> 00:02:26,988 Soon, her goodness will drain all the bad mojo 52 00:02:26,988 --> 00:02:30,488 from our Anti-Fairy Wand, and we'll be doomed 53 00:02:30,488 --> 00:02:34,554 to a world filled with bunnies and lollipops. 54 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:37,788 [electric zapping, fire blazing] 55 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:39,154 [explosion] 56 00:02:39,154 --> 00:02:43,088 - Foop, to save our world, we need you to turn this 57 00:02:43,088 --> 00:02:44,721 girl from good to evil. 58 00:02:44,721 --> 00:02:45,854 Make her snap! 59 00:02:45,854 --> 00:02:46,854 - You picked the right 60 00:02:46,854 --> 00:02:48,354 square blue baby for the job. 61 00:02:48,354 --> 00:02:50,921 I'm super irritating. - You certainly are. 62 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,788 - You're the worst. - Everyone hates you. 63 00:02:52,788 --> 00:02:53,788 - You flatter me. 64 00:02:53,788 --> 00:02:55,154 To carry out my mission, 65 00:02:55,154 --> 00:02:57,388 I'm going to use this magical, to die for, 66 00:02:57,388 --> 00:02:59,621 heart-shaped pendant to transform myself into 67 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:02,321 the most demoralizing creature in the known universe, 68 00:03:02,321 --> 00:03:05,421 a popular, middle school girl! 69 00:03:05,421 --> 00:03:08,821 [dramatic music] 70 00:03:11,454 --> 00:03:13,888 Check me out. I am all that. 71 00:03:13,888 --> 00:03:15,521 I'm off in my super cute shoes 72 00:03:15,521 --> 00:03:18,088 to, like, totally reclaim my bad mojo. 73 00:03:18,088 --> 00:03:20,788 Evil hair flip. 74 00:03:20,788 --> 00:03:22,354 [pop] 75 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:27,654 Oh! 76 00:03:27,654 --> 00:03:28,588 I've poofed into a urinal 77 00:03:28,588 --> 00:03:30,154 in the boy's bathroom. 78 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:31,521 An awkward start, to be sure, 79 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:33,321 but no matter, my magical pendant 80 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:34,988 gives me the popular girl power 81 00:03:34,988 --> 00:03:37,754 to cast a spell over everyone so they think I'm awesome, 82 00:03:37,754 --> 00:03:41,354 no matter how ridiculous I look, and how horribly I act. 83 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,688 [strains, groans] [thudding] 84 00:03:43,688 --> 00:03:52,221 [laughing] 85 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:55,254 - Wow, I think the new girl is awesome, 86 00:03:55,254 --> 00:03:56,921 no matter how ridiculous she looks, 87 00:03:56,921 --> 00:03:58,588 and how horribly she acts. 88 00:03:58,588 --> 00:04:00,088 That heavy, porcelain urinal 89 00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:02,421 is an absolutely to die for accessory. 90 00:04:02,421 --> 00:04:04,821 I wish I had one! 91 00:04:04,821 --> 00:04:06,421 [grunts] - Whoa! 92 00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:07,754 Who is the new girl, 93 00:04:07,754 --> 00:04:10,221 besides the future Mrs. Timmy Turner? 94 00:04:10,221 --> 00:04:12,254 - Oh, I want her to like me so bad, 95 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:14,088 I'll laugh at everything she says, 96 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,321 even though she hasn't said anything yet. 97 00:04:16,321 --> 00:04:17,654 - Hi, everyone. 98 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:20,854 I'm, um, ironic girl named Angel. 99 00:04:20,854 --> 00:04:24,221 - Oh, yeah you are. I love you, Angel. 100 00:04:24,221 --> 00:04:26,288 I'd walk through fire for you. 101 00:04:26,288 --> 00:04:27,821 - You will, now that you're 102 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:28,688 under my spell. 103 00:04:28,688 --> 00:04:29,921 Um, I mean, 104 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,221 you're, like, totally supes cute. 105 00:04:32,221 --> 00:04:34,654 - [laughs] Su--hoo--hoo--hoo-- 106 00:04:34,654 --> 00:04:36,121 - Oh, hi, everyone. 107 00:04:36,121 --> 00:04:37,288 I was hiding behind my desk, 108 00:04:37,288 --> 00:04:38,721 hoping you'd all go away. 109 00:04:42,554 --> 00:04:44,654 Gah, who's the new girl? 110 00:04:44,654 --> 00:04:46,288 Besides my new bestie? 111 00:04:46,288 --> 00:04:48,154 - Now, with everyone under my spell, 112 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:52,954 it's time to bring down she who must not be named. 113 00:04:52,954 --> 00:04:54,588 - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Crocker. 114 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:57,088 I know you like Fiji apples, so I rode my bike 115 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,421 to Fiji to get you one. 116 00:04:59,421 --> 00:05:02,321 Greetings, new girl. I'm Chloe Carmichael. 117 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:03,988 Just ask if you need anything. 118 00:05:03,988 --> 00:05:07,121 A tour of the school, an extra pencil, a kidney. 119 00:05:07,121 --> 00:05:10,921 - Ooh, you're good, but soon you'll be bad. 120 00:05:10,921 --> 00:05:12,088 One bad apple. 121 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:14,321 Like the one you gave your teacher. 122 00:05:14,321 --> 00:05:18,954 I, like, totally put Death Star goscorpians in that apple. 123 00:05:18,954 --> 00:05:20,321 [screams] 124 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,754 [screams] 125 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,988 - I am so disappointed in you, young lady. 126 00:05:23,988 --> 00:05:25,754 You were the only student in this class 127 00:05:25,754 --> 00:05:28,088 who hadn't attacked me with scorpions. 128 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,421 To the principal with you. 129 00:05:29,421 --> 00:05:32,254 Your perfect record has been destroyed forever. 130 00:05:32,254 --> 00:05:33,554 [sobs] Mother. 131 00:05:33,554 --> 00:05:35,888 - That's right, you're angry. 132 00:05:35,888 --> 00:05:38,088 Go with it. Out with the good, 133 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,321 in with the bad. 134 00:05:39,321 --> 00:05:42,121 Turn the fluffy bunnies back into greasy bats! 135 00:05:42,121 --> 00:05:44,754 I realize that sounded weird out of context. 136 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:47,321 - You are a strange and tortured soul, 137 00:05:47,321 --> 00:05:50,154 but I forgive you. 138 00:05:50,154 --> 00:05:52,188 [growls] 139 00:05:52,188 --> 00:05:53,554 [claw snaps] [groans] 140 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:57,121 - I need a hall pass! [grunts] 141 00:05:57,121 --> 00:05:58,454 - Thanks for helping me 142 00:05:58,454 --> 00:06:00,088 with my big clean up day at the park, Timmy. 143 00:06:00,088 --> 00:06:02,088 - Well, I heard Angel might be here, 144 00:06:02,088 --> 00:06:03,688 but if she doesn't show, I'm going to 145 00:06:03,688 --> 00:06:05,254 go look for her, even if I have to 146 00:06:05,254 --> 00:06:07,088 walk over hot coals. 147 00:06:07,088 --> 00:06:08,288 She's my bae. 148 00:06:08,288 --> 00:06:11,388 - Yeah, about Angel, she seems to be, 149 00:06:11,388 --> 00:06:12,688 oh, how should I say this? 150 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:14,388 Out to destroy me. 151 00:06:14,388 --> 00:06:15,521 Cosmo, Wanda, 152 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:16,854 what are you doing in human form? 153 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:17,821 - Duh! 154 00:06:17,821 --> 00:06:19,221 It makes it a lot easier 155 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:20,621 to lug around this urinal. 156 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:21,854 I Bedazzled it. 157 00:06:21,854 --> 00:06:23,088 - And I'm in human form 158 00:06:23,088 --> 00:06:25,588 so I could dress exactly like Angel, 159 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:28,088 because I no longer have any sense of self. 160 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,388 - Well, well, well, if it isn't Chloe Carmichael. 161 00:06:31,388 --> 00:06:34,621 Hi! I've come to Chloe's Clean up the Park Day-- 162 00:06:34,621 --> 00:06:35,988 to ruin it! 163 00:06:35,988 --> 00:06:37,754 Because now, instead of wasting their time 164 00:06:37,754 --> 00:06:39,288 spearing rubbish with a stick, 165 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:40,421 everyone will be driving these 166 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:41,888 environmentally unfriendly sport cars 167 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:44,354 I just bought with my rich daddy's credit card. 168 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:45,788 all: Hooray! 169 00:06:45,788 --> 00:06:47,088 - Yay! 170 00:06:47,088 --> 00:06:50,088 [rock music] 171 00:06:50,088 --> 00:06:58,088 * 172 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:01,721 - Aw, I see you're frowning. 173 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:05,721 Now, come on, hate a little. 174 00:07:05,721 --> 00:07:07,154 - I don't believe in hate. 175 00:07:07,154 --> 00:07:10,088 I strongly dislike it, but I don't hate it 176 00:07:10,088 --> 00:07:12,721 because as previously mentioned, I don't believe in hate. 177 00:07:12,721 --> 00:07:15,821 - [retches] I just threw up in my mouth a little, 178 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:19,154 but I won't quit until you turn to the dark side. 179 00:07:19,154 --> 00:07:22,088 - I try not to be judgy, but you guys have been acting 180 00:07:22,088 --> 00:07:25,121 just a little bit peculiar since Angel showed up. 181 00:07:25,121 --> 00:07:27,588 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 182 00:07:27,588 --> 00:07:28,988 Hold on, I have to adjust 183 00:07:28,988 --> 00:07:31,221 the shoulder straps on my bedazzled urinal. 184 00:07:31,221 --> 00:07:33,788 - And what about you, Timmy? - Angel's going to be here. 185 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:38,154 Do I look kissable today? - [laughs] 186 00:07:38,154 --> 00:07:40,088 - What's so funny? - Nothing. 187 00:07:40,088 --> 00:07:42,088 I'm practicing for when Angel shows up-- 188 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:44,888 OMG, she's here! 189 00:07:44,888 --> 00:07:47,688 - Well, Chloe and friends, it's your lucky day, 190 00:07:47,688 --> 00:07:50,221 Angel's in the hizzy. 191 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:51,888 [camera clicks] 192 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,654 Don't tag me in that post, you loser. 193 00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:55,321 - She knows who I am! 194 00:07:55,321 --> 00:07:57,788 - Now to deal with you, Chloe Carmichael. 195 00:07:57,788 --> 00:07:59,921 You pretend to be such a goody two-shoes, 196 00:07:59,921 --> 00:08:01,954 but you're really a baddy no-shoes! 197 00:08:01,954 --> 00:08:05,921 - Well, nobody's perfect, but I try extremely hard 198 00:08:05,921 --> 00:08:07,921 to be a friend to everyone, 199 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,288 especially to Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda. 200 00:08:10,288 --> 00:08:14,188 - Oh, really? Would a friend do this? 201 00:08:16,421 --> 00:08:17,588 [all gasp] 202 00:08:17,588 --> 00:08:19,454 - I can't read. Is it bad? 203 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:20,754 - It's terrible. 204 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:22,654 It says, "Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda 205 00:08:22,654 --> 00:08:23,688 "are stupid dum dums. 206 00:08:23,688 --> 00:08:26,121 Signed, 'Klowie'" 207 00:08:26,121 --> 00:08:27,888 - What? I didn't write that. 208 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:29,821 I would never call my friends dum dums, 209 00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:31,454 or spell my name with a "K"! 210 00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:34,888 - Then how do you explain that can of spray paint in your hand? 211 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:36,188 - You just put it there! 212 00:08:36,188 --> 00:08:39,688 Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, I would never insult you. 213 00:08:39,688 --> 00:08:41,121 I love you guys. 214 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,321 - Come on, new besties, let's kick 215 00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:45,088 baddy no-shoes to the curb. 216 00:08:47,554 --> 00:08:51,254 My prediction is that Chloe will snap in three, two-- 217 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:55,154 - Bye, guys. If you're happy, I'm happy. 218 00:08:55,154 --> 00:08:58,221 - Oh, come on! You are killing me. 219 00:08:58,221 --> 00:09:00,488 No one's that good! 220 00:09:00,488 --> 00:09:02,554 [cries] 221 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:05,088 - Don't worry, Angel, we're still your friends 222 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:07,088 no matter how horribly you act. 223 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,688 - Maybe a kiss will make you feel better. 224 00:09:09,688 --> 00:09:12,888 [mwah] - Ew, yuck! 225 00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:14,954 Get away! You're not my friends. 226 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,488 I despise you all. 227 00:09:16,488 --> 00:09:17,754 You, with your toilet back, 228 00:09:17,754 --> 00:09:19,454 and you with that unbearable laugh. 229 00:09:19,454 --> 00:09:21,788 - [laughs] - [yells] 230 00:09:21,788 --> 00:09:24,488 And you, Mister... [smooches] Kissy Face. 231 00:09:24,488 --> 00:09:25,888 I would never date a nerd like you. 232 00:09:25,888 --> 00:09:27,654 I prefer bad boys. 233 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,554 Ah, what am I saying? 234 00:09:29,554 --> 00:09:30,788 [all crying] 235 00:09:30,788 --> 00:09:31,954 - Listen up, girlie. 236 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:34,521 You can mess with me all you want, 237 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:36,588 but do not mess 238 00:09:36,588 --> 00:09:39,854 with my friends! 239 00:09:39,854 --> 00:09:41,088 [both grunt] 240 00:09:41,088 --> 00:09:42,388 [growls] 241 00:09:42,388 --> 00:09:43,388 Hi-ya! 242 00:09:43,388 --> 00:09:44,388 Achoo! 243 00:09:44,388 --> 00:09:47,754 Wah! 244 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:51,088 Ooh, you make me so... 245 00:09:51,088 --> 00:09:53,154 angry! 246 00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:54,088 [smack] 247 00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:59,121 - Well, if I can't destroy you emotionally, 248 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:02,188 I might as well, you know, just destroy you! 249 00:10:02,188 --> 00:10:03,121 Ha! 250 00:10:05,454 --> 00:10:07,821 [groans] 251 00:10:07,821 --> 00:10:11,421 [both grunting] 252 00:10:11,421 --> 00:10:12,421 [eagle screeches] 253 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:13,521 BFF! 254 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,688 I always knew you'd come back! 255 00:10:15,688 --> 00:10:16,954 - I must be slipping. 256 00:10:16,954 --> 00:10:19,454 I totes forgot about the eagle thing. 257 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:20,921 Ah! 258 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,621 - What? Foop? 259 00:10:27,621 --> 00:10:29,054 - You monster. 260 00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:31,821 What did you do with my angel named Angel? 261 00:10:31,821 --> 00:10:33,254 Ha! Heavy urinal! 262 00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,021 - [shouts] I kissed Foop! 263 00:10:38,021 --> 00:10:39,121 Ew! Why? 264 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,488 [groaning] 265 00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:43,888 - I don't normally use salty language, 266 00:10:43,888 --> 00:10:45,954 but what the holy heck is going on here? 267 00:10:45,954 --> 00:10:48,821 - Your pukey goodness was wrecking Anti-Fairy World, 268 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:50,954 so I had to make you snap. 269 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,621 Your fit of rage has no doubt restored Anti-Fairy World 270 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,788 to the hideous place it once was. 271 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,721 Evil hair flip. Drops mic. 272 00:10:57,721 --> 00:10:59,321 Foop out. 273 00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:02,321 - Chloe, you saved us from Foop's evil spell. 274 00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:03,754 - [groaning] 275 00:11:03,754 --> 00:11:05,421 I still don't have any idea what's going on, 276 00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:06,954 but we're at the mall, 277 00:11:06,954 --> 00:11:08,954 so let's all get a corn dog and a funnel cake. 278 00:11:12,854 --> 00:11:14,388 [ominous music] 279 00:11:14,388 --> 00:11:16,988 - Oh, nothing like the sight of greasy bats 280 00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:19,088 swooping through a blood red sky. 281 00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:21,088 Ooh, what's this? 282 00:11:21,088 --> 00:11:23,521 Must be a gift from the Anti-Fairy Council. 283 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:26,754 Maybe they signed me up for the rotten fruit of the month club. 284 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,621 There's a note! 285 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,621 "I forgive you. 286 00:11:30,621 --> 00:11:32,654 Love, Chloe"? 287 00:11:32,654 --> 00:11:36,154 No! No one's that good! 288 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:40,088 [zapping] 289 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,488 [shouts] 290 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:44,121 Oh! Stupid eagle. 291 00:11:57,988 --> 00:11:59,821 [school bell ringing] 292 00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:01,654 - Well, the school day is over, 293 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,221 but that doesn't mean the learning has to stop. 294 00:12:04,221 --> 00:12:07,221 - That's exactly what it means, Brain Hilda. 295 00:12:07,221 --> 00:12:09,288 - I'm going to ignore your good-natured barb 296 00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:12,254 and go finish my extra, extra credit report 297 00:12:12,254 --> 00:12:15,454 positing that aliens do not exist. 298 00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:17,454 - What? Yes! 299 00:12:17,454 --> 00:12:18,921 Awesome! 300 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:20,988 - Wait, you're excited about my report? 301 00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:22,788 - Couldn't care less. 302 00:12:22,788 --> 00:12:25,554 I'm excited that you're finally wrong about something. 303 00:12:25,554 --> 00:12:29,854 Cosmo, cue the Chloe's wrong celebration. 304 00:12:29,854 --> 00:12:30,988 [horn blares] 305 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,688 Now sing the "Chloe's Wrong" song. 306 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:39,254 You do, Wanda! 307 00:12:39,254 --> 00:12:41,521 - Well, I'm not sure I feel comfortable 308 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:43,521 singing the songs for-- 309 00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:45,121 - Sing it! 310 00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:47,154 all: * Chloe's wrong, and I wrote this song * 311 00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:49,521 * To say Chloe's wrong * 312 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:51,421 * Wrong, wrong, wrong 313 00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:53,721 - * Wrong, yeah 314 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:54,788 That felt great. 315 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:56,888 Anyway, aliens do exist. 316 00:12:56,888 --> 00:12:58,821 I'm friends with one named Mark Chang. 317 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,221 He's from the Planet Yugopotamia, 318 00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,121 and he lives at the Dimmsdale dump 319 00:13:02,121 --> 00:13:03,621 and looks like a squid, 320 00:13:03,621 --> 00:13:05,088 but with his brain on the outside of his body. 321 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,388 Oh, and he's also a prince. 322 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,754 - Of course he is. 323 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,721 And I'm the queen of Planet Your-Full-Of-Bologna. 324 00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:15,288 - Wanda, poof us to the dump and end the crazy. 325 00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:20,688 Prepare yourself, Chloe, 326 00:13:20,688 --> 00:13:24,154 or shall I call you, "Wrongy Miss Wrongerstein"? 327 00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:26,354 You're about to see an alien. 328 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:27,854 Dude! 329 00:13:27,854 --> 00:13:30,088 - Dude! And dude and dudettes. 330 00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:31,588 What's up? 331 00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:34,421 Check out these wind chimes I made from muffles 332 00:13:34,421 --> 00:13:36,354 and bedpans! 333 00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:37,288 [laughs] 334 00:13:37,288 --> 00:13:38,854 - Mark, my friend Chloe here 335 00:13:38,854 --> 00:13:40,854 doesn't believe in aliens. 336 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,221 - Only because they do not exist. 337 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:45,254 - Mark really is an alien, Chloe. 338 00:13:45,254 --> 00:13:48,488 He's just in his human form as Justin Jake Aston, 339 00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:52,088 moody teen dream with three first names. 340 00:13:52,088 --> 00:13:53,721 - Chloe accepts everybody, 341 00:13:53,721 --> 00:13:55,621 even if they're super weird. 342 00:13:55,621 --> 00:13:56,721 - He's right, I do, 343 00:13:56,721 --> 00:13:59,288 because what is weird anyway, 344 00:13:59,288 --> 00:14:03,821 but a judgment borne from fear-based sociological norms? 345 00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,954 - All right, those were words. 346 00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:08,821 - Just show her you're an alien! 347 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:11,321 [warbling] 348 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,588 - Ha! 349 00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:13,588 - [screams] 350 00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:14,821 - [screams] 351 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,154 I told you, Timmy. 352 00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:18,088 It freaked out the little dudette. 353 00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:19,721 - That wasn't my freaked-out scream. 354 00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:22,588 That was my "aliens are real and that is so, so cool" scream. 355 00:14:22,588 --> 00:14:25,221 Tell me all about your unique alien traits. 356 00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:27,921 - Well, I sleep with my eyes open. 357 00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:28,954 - Really? 358 00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:31,154 - Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. 359 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:32,654 - Wake up! - I'm awake! 360 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,988 - What else do you do? 361 00:14:33,988 --> 00:14:36,188 - I also have this dope fake-ifier belt 362 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:38,354 that can turn me into whatever I want 363 00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:42,921 so I can blend in with the crowd all incognito-like. 364 00:14:42,921 --> 00:14:44,421 Check it! 365 00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:46,788 [warbling] 366 00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:50,521 I could be a rat with a banjo. 367 00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:55,854 The always stealthy toilet with a moustache. 368 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,088 [flushes] 369 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:59,388 And my go-to, 370 00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:01,821 an old man juggling cats. 371 00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,654 [cats screeching] 372 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,988 But! Alas. 373 00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:10,088 It is bogus to have to disguise myself. 374 00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:14,954 It would be so righteous to walk amongst humans in my alien form 375 00:15:14,954 --> 00:15:16,821 and pursue my ultimate dream 376 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:21,954 of styling hair under the pseudonym Monsieur Pierre. 377 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,088 [warbling] 378 00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:29,254 - Loving it! 379 00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:31,088 It's a W for Wanda. 380 00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:33,488 - Hey, you know what else begins with "W"? 381 00:15:33,488 --> 00:15:34,621 Wrong! 382 00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:36,788 And that's exactly what Chloe was. 383 00:15:36,788 --> 00:15:39,288 - It's important that I was wrong, Timmy. 384 00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:42,654 What is important is that Mark is a very special boy, 385 00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:46,088 cat juggler, banjo rat, creature, 386 00:15:46,088 --> 00:15:48,121 who should be able to be himself 387 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,688 and follow his hairstyling dream. 388 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:54,321 - Alas, the world is not ready for an alien squid 389 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,121 named Mr. Pierre. 390 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,088 - Oh, Mark Chang, you don't need to hide 391 00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,921 as a toilet with a moustache. 392 00:15:59,921 --> 00:16:01,954 If people really got to know you, 393 00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:03,321 they would love you. 394 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:06,088 - You have inspired me, tiny dudette. 395 00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:08,688 Accordingly, I shall now reward you 396 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:12,888 with a complementary hairdo-dette. 397 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,088 [upbeat music] 398 00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:17,088 - Eeh! I love it! 399 00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:18,321 Ooh. 400 00:16:18,321 --> 00:16:20,588 Although I may need a neck brace. 401 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,321 - I wonder where Chloe Wrong-Michael is. 402 00:16:23,321 --> 00:16:27,121 Maybe she came down with a bad case of Wrong-itis. 403 00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:29,088 - Did she catch it from you, Turner? 404 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,554 She better get here soon. 405 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,388 If she doesn't give her report, 406 00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:34,921 then I'll actually have to teach you bucket heads! 407 00:16:34,921 --> 00:16:36,554 - Fear not, Mr. Crocker, 408 00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:39,788 because I am here to present a report of great import. 409 00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:42,654 I was originally going to posit that aliens do not exist, 410 00:16:42,654 --> 00:16:46,521 but turns out I was-- oh, it's so hard to say this-- 411 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:48,088 wrong. 412 00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,554 [explosion and whistling] 413 00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:51,621 - You've got some weird soup in your thermos, Turner. 414 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:55,321 - Instead I'm going to prove that aliens do exist, 415 00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:58,288 with the help of my new friend, Mark Chang, 416 00:16:58,288 --> 00:17:00,788 who happens to be a real-live a-- 417 00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:01,821 - No! 418 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:02,821 Cosmo, Wanda-- 419 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,921 I wish time would stop! 420 00:17:04,921 --> 00:17:07,088 [musical flourish] 421 00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,188 [laughter] 422 00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:09,821 [pop] 423 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,454 Chloe, you can't tell anyone that Mark's an alien. 424 00:17:12,454 --> 00:17:14,088 There are government agents everywhere 425 00:17:14,088 --> 00:17:16,488 that'll snatch up Mark and study him like a lab rat. 426 00:17:16,488 --> 00:17:19,121 - Timmy, it's important for Mark to be himself, 427 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,688 and I believe that people are ready to embrace him 428 00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:23,321 in his true form. 429 00:17:23,321 --> 00:17:26,321 Also, there's not a government agent within 500 miles of here. 430 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,521 Cosmo, Wanda-- 431 00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:29,121 I wish time would start again. 432 00:17:29,121 --> 00:17:31,654 [fanfare] 433 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:32,854 [laughter] 434 00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:35,854 I give you my friend, Mark Chang, 435 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,954 a real, live alien. 436 00:17:37,954 --> 00:17:39,354 Do your thing, Mark. 437 00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:40,754 - Dudes and dudettes, 438 00:17:40,754 --> 00:17:42,521 behold: moi, 439 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:47,521 as my most awesome self... 440 00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:48,654 Ah! 441 00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:50,354 [all scream] 442 00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:51,354 - [screams] 443 00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:52,721 - Let's get Mark out of here 444 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:54,088 before the government agents show up. 445 00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:55,688 - Sorry, it's too late. 446 00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:58,688 We're already assembled, and you're surrounded. 447 00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:00,588 [rip] 448 00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:02,821 - You're all government agents? 449 00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:04,154 Even you, Bucky? 450 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,988 You can't even tie your own shoes. 451 00:18:05,988 --> 00:18:07,388 - Hey, I don't have to. 452 00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:08,821 My mom got me clogs. 453 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:12,254 They go clippity clop like a horsey. 454 00:18:12,254 --> 00:18:13,621 - Bravo team leader, 455 00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:15,421 this is "Just Got My Braces Tightened." 456 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:17,454 We have an E.T. What's your ETA? 457 00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:19,388 - Foxy Cougar repelling in now. 458 00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:21,721 Don't look up; I'm wearing a dress. 459 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:29,654 * 460 00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:37,754 [all scream] 461 00:18:37,754 --> 00:18:39,954 - So, mother, you're a government agent? 462 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,088 That explains why you get picked up for Bridge night 463 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,488 by a Blackhawk helicopter. 464 00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:45,154 - You've seen too much, Denzil. 465 00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:47,321 I can either neutralize your memory 466 00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,788 or deputize you as a junior agent. 467 00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:51,954 - I could go either way. It's your call. 468 00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:54,288 * 469 00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:56,288 Well, hello. Who are you? 470 00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:58,221 Also, who am I? 471 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:02,088 [all screaming] 472 00:19:02,088 --> 00:19:06,421 [all panting] 473 00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,321 - Walls made of books? 474 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,788 [echoing] What is this crazy place? 475 00:19:10,788 --> 00:19:12,621 - It's called "the library." 476 00:19:12,621 --> 00:19:15,088 You'd know that if you ever studied. 477 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,088 [pounding] 478 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,321 - We got to move. [screams] 479 00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:23,821 [all screaming] 480 00:19:23,821 --> 00:19:26,221 Everyone, to my bicycle built for two! 481 00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:29,421 It has an extra seat in case a person in need wants a ride. 482 00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:31,588 [bell dings] 483 00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:38,188 [all scream] 484 00:19:38,188 --> 00:19:39,888 - Hello. Who are you? 485 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,088 Who am I? 486 00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:42,821 Where did I get this parachute? 487 00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:44,788 [all screaming] 488 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:46,354 [poof] 489 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:47,421 all: Whoo! 490 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:49,088 - Full moon. 491 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,254 Flying bike with an extraterrestrial in a basket. 492 00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,554 I feel like I've seen this before. 493 00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:58,721 - This is Foxy Cougar, saying "land that bike." 494 00:19:58,721 --> 00:20:01,488 It's T-minus 5 minutes to the early bird dinner 495 00:20:01,488 --> 00:20:03,054 at the Dimmsdale Diner, 496 00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:05,188 and they're having two kinds of pudding. 497 00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:08,954 [all screaming] 498 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:09,954 - Ooh! 499 00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:11,454 [siren blaring] 500 00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:15,788 - It's over, squid boy. 501 00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:17,588 Soon you'll be rooming in a cell 502 00:20:17,588 --> 00:20:20,888 next to the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. 503 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,788 - Those are my dogs, yo! 504 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,621 Which explains why they did not show for band practice. 505 00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,854 - Ooh, I'm normally opposed to violence, 506 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,854 but if you lay one hand on my friend, Mark Chang... 507 00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,188 Whoo-ah! 508 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,188 Ugh. 509 00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:35,421 - Just throw a net on them! 510 00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:37,454 The pudding's gonna get a skin. 511 00:20:40,154 --> 00:20:44,454 [all scream] 512 00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:47,154 [warbling] 513 00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:48,421 - Measly earthlings. 514 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,921 Beware: Mark Chang is a member 515 00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:53,154 of the intergalactic alien federation 516 00:20:53,154 --> 00:20:57,654 and is therefore protected by big scary aliens like me. 517 00:20:57,654 --> 00:21:00,088 Release him and the earth girl at once, 518 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:02,788 or your planet will be vaporized-- 519 00:21:02,788 --> 00:21:03,721 a lot! 520 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,088 [all scream] 521 00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:09,988 - Release the prisoners! 522 00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:10,921 [all scream] 523 00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:15,154 Okay, scary alien, we did the thing. 524 00:21:15,154 --> 00:21:16,288 It's pudding time. 525 00:21:16,288 --> 00:21:17,854 - Not so fast. 526 00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:20,288 We also demand that you allow Mark Chang 527 00:21:20,288 --> 00:21:24,188 to live amongst you in his alien form and style hair. 528 00:21:24,188 --> 00:21:28,154 In addition, you should totally leave Chloe Carmichael alone, 529 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,288 because she is awesome, 530 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:33,921 even if she is wrong-- a lot. 531 00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:37,888 - Finally, Timmy Turner must get his own personal pizza chef. 532 00:21:37,888 --> 00:21:41,088 Ooh, and also he should never have to go back 533 00:21:41,088 --> 00:21:44,388 to the scary room with the walls made of books. 534 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,954 - Oh, and release, Nessie and Bigfoot. 535 00:21:46,954 --> 00:21:50,454 Our band's got a gig at a middle school dance on Saturday. 536 00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:51,788 - What Mark said. 537 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:52,921 - Done and done. 538 00:21:52,921 --> 00:21:53,854 Retreat! 539 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,121 - Group hug, brahs! 540 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:06,488 [laughs] 541 00:22:15,454 --> 00:22:17,588 - See, Timmy? I was right after all. 542 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:19,954 People did accept Mark Chang for who he is, 543 00:22:19,954 --> 00:22:22,388 even if it did take the threat of a global annihilation. 544 00:22:22,388 --> 00:22:25,188 - Yeah, and it's also cool that I'm getting a haircut 545 00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:27,821 with the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot! 546 00:22:27,821 --> 00:22:31,088 - Mr. Crocker, where are you? 547 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,088 Who am I? 548 00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:33,088 - Pudding! 549 00:22:33,088 --> 00:22:35,988 - I am Mr. Pierre!