[jazzy music]
- ♪ Timmy's still an average kid ♪
♪ That no one understands
♪ Chloe's his new neighbor
♪ And she's ruining all his plans ♪
- Ahh!
- ♪ All the wishes
♪ In the world
♪ So why should he care?
♪ Jorgen has reported there's a fairy shortage ♪
♪ So Timmy has to share
♪ His OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
- More than one? - This should be fun!
- ♪ OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Feather suit, nature boots, laser shooting, rescue ♪
- World peace, kale treats,
bunny feet, real neat!
- What? No! Leave me alone!
My fairies! Get your own!
- ♪ OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Timmy, beware, you'll have to share ♪
♪ Your fairly OddParents
- Yeah, right!
[swinging music]
♪♪
[bell ringing]
[all cheering]
- Spring break! The happiest time of year!
No, kids, and the Easter Bunny's coming.
Hippity hoppity--gah! My hippity! [winces]
Now I have to hoppity. [groans]
- I'm so excited.
My parents and I are going camping the Carmichael way.
It's an environmentally-correct adventure
where we eat berries and grubs and drift off to sleep
to the sounds of the animals hunting each other in the night.
- Uh, is that a vacation, or a punishment?
- My ride's here! [donkey braying]
- Greetings, future custodians of Mother Earth.
- Weirdo parents alert.
And they're on a donkey. They never disappoint.
- Oh, this is Eco,
our sustainable mode of transportation.
He's environmentally friendly,
but not so personally friendly.
- My family's going camping too.
And here's my ride.
[engine roaring]
[horn blaring]
[jazzy music]
♪
- Oh, Timmy.
I hope you're ready to hit the great outdoors,
because I've been hitting everything with my new RV.
- What is that monstrosity?
It's like a house on wheels.
- Well, that's because it is a house on wheels.
When my family goes camping, we don't like to go outside.
- Timmy, what are you doing outside? Hop in!
You can be the first one to test out the bowling alley.
- We have a pool boy!
- Ah!
- How's Timmy going to enjoy nature
being cooped up in that thing?
- How 'bout we go find out and we'll let you know, okay?
See you. Enjoy the grubs.
- Hurry! They have a pool boy!
[horn blaring]
- [laughing]
♪
- Whoo-hoo! I'm flying with popcorn!
♪
Mmm!
♪
- Mmm! - Ah!
[shouting]
- Hey Chloe, my house on wheels has a combo
sky-diving simulator/ kettle corn machine!
Does your donkey come with anything?
- It comes with its own fly swatter,
which is handy because of all the flies.
I miss you and the fairies!
- We miss you too! But we've got kettle corn.
- I know. What if we go camping together?
- Sure, as long as I don't have to actually camp.
- Ooh. Cosmo. Wanda.
I wish that no matter where our parents take us,
Timmy and I always end up together.
[dinging]
[swinging music]
[country music]
♪
- Hmm? Ah!
Ooh!
- Hey, Clampickles.
Fancy meeting you here.
Well, we have camping to do,
so we're gonna head inside, away from icky nature.
- Oh, hey, Chloe, I was swimming
with dolphins in the aquatic center.
Here, have an éclair.
Our French pastry chef made them.
- Thank you for the éclair, Timmy,
but I filled up on grubs during the ride in.
Then again, I don't want to be rude.
- [grunts]
- Ah, look at us.
Thanks to Chloe's wish, we're all camping together.
Well, I have to go back inside.
The pool boy's leading an aqua fitness class.
- Eh, I'm not going back in there.
I got roughed up pretty bad in the kettle corn machine.
I'm safer out here.
Oh!
- Ooh, a bocce ball.
- I need another eye patch!
- Wienergristles? Ha!
That's the greatest name I've heard
since our old neighbors the Fartbarfs.
- The Wienergristles are our magical elf friends
who live in a cookie forest and are clinically
obsessed with bocce ball.
I'd love to see them. Ah!
In fact, I'd love to see anything.
- Magical forest elves?
I've always believed in them.
I told my parents they were real,
but they sent me to the talking doctor.
Dr. Moskowitz was wrong!
- Elves with an awesome name and cookies?
I am so there.
[dinging]
[majestic harp music]
Cookies growing on trees?
I love nature now.
[chomping] Mmm.
- I knew cookie trees were real.
Dr. Moskowitz was wrong about so many things.
Ah!
- Welcome, Welcome, everyone.
Come on in and have some fun.
- We're Mo and Mindy Wienergristle.
We like to sing and sometimes whistle.
- Elves talk in rhymes?
I knew it.
- Yeah, I kind of forgot about that.
It gets a little old.
- Yes, indeed. So we've been told.
- Ooh, is that a chocolate waterfall?
I love nature.
- Be right there.
I am composing a spirited
rebuttal to Dr. Moskowitz.
"Dear closed-minded quack..."
- Good neighbors. Hello.
Would you be so kind as to turn off
your carbon-spewing, ozone-depleting engine?
- Oh, sorry, Mrs. Crabpincher.
I got the premium-package RV.
It never turns off!
- All righty, I'm just gonna do my very best, then,
to respect your differentness.
- Whatever floats your boat, Mrs. Cubicle.
Honey, rev up the pollution machine.
The gentle hum drowns out the hideous sounds of nature.
- Find your bliss, honey. Deep breaths.
- [deep breaths]
[coughing]
I'm a little rattled.
I need to chant my happy place mantra.
[dreamy Eastern music]
I'm where I'm supposed to be.
I'm safe in my space.
- Ooh, looks like the premium package
didn't come with a trash can.
- I hate them because they don't recycle!
- That's a weird mantra, Connie.
- It's not a mantra!
- Keep it down, hippies!
- [laughing]
Check this out: I'm dipping
a marshmallow cloud in the chocolate waterfall.
[loud chomping]
- Don't tell my parents, but this is
so much better than grubs!
both: Our ball is in the perfect place.
Ha ha ha, and in your face.
- You guys take bocce ball pretty seriously.
It's kind of sad.
- I got this, Wanda.
I'm assuming you're still here.
[grunting]
Did we win?
- You people are garbage people.
That's what you are.
And Clark would agree with me
if he were conscious right now.
- Hey, honey. I need a snappy comeback.
- [whispering]
both: ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
- Hey, why are you guys fighting?
- Oh, we're not fighting. We're leaving.
Come on, Chloe, help me drag your father to the donkey.
[playful music]
- Bye, Timmy.
I wish we could spend our vacation together,
but I guess that's not gonna happen.
Wink, wink.
[donkey braying]
♪
- Ah!
♪
Eh! Uh?
♪
[screaming nonsense]
♪♪
Ah! We keep magically ending up
back with the stupid Cowabungas.
We're in some kind of woodland Bermuda Triangle.
- Uh, this is bad karma, Clark.
Do you think it's the universe punishing us
for that night we slipped and ordered the meat-lovers pizza?
- Could be. - You know what I think
the universe is really telling us, guys?
That we're neighbors, and friends,
and we need to work out our differences.
- Sorry, sweetie, but that's a garbage idea!
- It's hippie talk!
♪
- Well, we tried, Chloe.
Actually, you tried. I'm not much of a trier.
- It's okay, Timmy. I'm a try-too-mucher.
We just need to find something
our parents have in common.
- Timmy, come inside!
We miss you!
- Chloe, come play a fun math game with Mommy.
- That's it!
The one thing our parents have in common
is that they love us.
- Which gives me a crazy idea.
- Oh, Timmy, you're trying.
I'm so proud.
- [grunts]
Did we win? - Yes!
Because the rhyming stopped.
- Wanda! Cosmo!
Our parents are fighting, so we want you
to poof into bears and drag us off
into the woods like you're gonna eat us.
- Because once our parents see we are in danger,
they will bond together in order to save us.
[playful music]
- You can count on us, guys.
You're still here, right?
Okay. My turn.
both: Ah!
[growling]
- Connie, what are you up to?
You've got the crazy eyes.
- Oh, I'm not Connie anymore.
I'm a vengeful warrior princess.
I'm gonna dip my sharpened stick into frog poison
and poke the Turners until they genuinely apologize
for their eco-unfriendly behavior,
and then after that, I'm gonna order a meat-lovers pizza,
because quite frankly, I've snapped!
- Conveniently passing out again.
[groaning]
- This is the perfect place to be mauled by bears.
And here comes Cosmo and Wanda,
right on cue.
[growling]
- [gasps]
[growling]
[screaming]
Mommy! Daddy! Help!
I'm being mauled by a kockadoody bear!
- That's great acting.
Try waving your arms a bit.
- This is not Cosmo and Wanda.
They're real bears!
[dramatic music]
- Mommy, Daddy, help! Real Bears!
- I'll save you, kids.
Oh! Ah!
- Watch out, Mama Bear,
because the other Mama Bear is in the hizzouse!
And I've got a pointy stick!
- Hang on, Mrs. Claptrap!
We've got jet packs and a bear immobilizer.
They came with the premium package.
♪
all: Don't. Mess. With.
Our. Kids!
♪
[whimpering]
- Yes! My crazy idea worked!
- Thanks to our crazy parents.
[triumphant music]
- [crying] Those were real bears!
- [crying] I wasn't acting!
- I know, 'cause you're a terrible actress.
- ♪ Who wants a meat-lovers pizza? ♪
- [grumbling]
[swinging music]
♪
[donkey braying]
[dolphin clicking]
♪
- Best spring break ever.
And also the weirdest.
- I'm just glad we're not
with those little rhyming cookie kooks.
- I'm just happy I can see again.
Ah! Kettle corn!
[loud chomping]
all: They fought the bears and made amends,
and now they are the best of friends.
Ah! - Still old!
- The Easter Bunny!
♪