1 00:00:00,555 --> 00:00:03,384 [jazzy music] 2 00:00:03,515 --> 00:00:09,347 ♪ 3 00:00:11,131 --> 00:00:13,612 - Ah. It's a perfectly relaxing Saturday. 4 00:00:13,742 --> 00:00:16,049 We can do anything we want. 5 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:17,790 - Ah, I say we go bowling. 6 00:00:17,921 --> 00:00:20,488 Wanda, let's start a fish bowling league! 7 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,841 - Only one thing could ruin this day. 8 00:00:24,971 --> 00:00:26,364 - Oh, Timmy! 9 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,800 - And that's it. 10 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:31,238 - I'm hot! 11 00:00:31,369 --> 00:00:33,260 All of my money is burning a hole in my pocket... 12 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,807 literally! 13 00:00:34,938 --> 00:00:36,437 I don't trust banks, so I keep it in the oven! 14 00:00:36,461 --> 00:00:38,898 - Okay, Dad, what do you want? 15 00:00:39,029 --> 00:00:41,074 - Am I not making myself clear? 16 00:00:41,205 --> 00:00:43,555 I Skgoogled careers on the interweb for people like me 17 00:00:43,685 --> 00:00:45,600 who are filthy rich and have no talent, 18 00:00:45,731 --> 00:00:47,951 and I came up with: movie producer! 19 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,430 - Perfect timing! 20 00:00:49,561 --> 00:00:51,911 The Dimmsdale Film Festival is next week. 21 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:54,348 - Yay! Entering the festival with Timmy would be 22 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:57,656 a perfect way for us to have a father-son bonding experience. 23 00:00:57,786 --> 00:01:00,789 Remember when we bonded as father-son beekeepers? 24 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,617 - It was fun till we got the bees. 25 00:01:02,748 --> 00:01:04,793 - Yeah! Who knew they'd respond badly 26 00:01:04,924 --> 00:01:06,665 to being taunted with a pointed stick? 27 00:01:06,795 --> 00:01:08,841 - Pretty much everyone. Even monkeys know that. 28 00:01:08,972 --> 00:01:11,844 - You know, making a movie together could be awesome, Dad. 29 00:01:11,975 --> 00:01:12,976 - Ooh! Can I be in it? 30 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,065 I've always wanted to be an actress. 31 00:01:15,195 --> 00:01:17,806 In fact, I'm starring in my own one-woman show in my room. 32 00:01:17,937 --> 00:01:20,505 I sing and dance and play show tunes on a kazoo. 33 00:01:20,635 --> 00:01:22,376 I'd invite you, but my parents say 34 00:01:22,507 --> 00:01:23,769 it needs to be a secret. 35 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,641 [laughing maniacally] 36 00:01:26,772 --> 00:01:28,992 - Okay, well, it's not a secret anymore, 37 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,428 but I kind of wish it was. 38 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,735 Anyway, let's do this, Dad! Dad? 39 00:01:33,866 --> 00:01:35,563 - Yeah, I'm poking at you. 40 00:01:35,694 --> 00:01:37,435 What are you gonna do about it, fish? 41 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:40,307 - Dad, stop taunting my fish! 42 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:42,701 - Aah! The bees are back! 43 00:01:42,831 --> 00:01:45,530 Okay, I'm the director. 44 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,140 And action! 45 00:01:47,271 --> 00:01:49,447 Why is there no action, Timmy? 46 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:52,624 - Well, the action doesn't just magically happen, Dad. 47 00:01:52,754 --> 00:01:55,409 We need to get a script, actors, and a crew. 48 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,977 - Eww, that sounds like a lot of work! 49 00:01:58,108 --> 00:02:00,937 - One crew member coming right up! 50 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:03,330 I've always wanted to be in the movies! 51 00:02:03,461 --> 00:02:05,767 - Ooh, you have the voice of an angel. 52 00:02:05,898 --> 00:02:07,378 You'll be our voice coach! 53 00:02:07,508 --> 00:02:08,814 - Fabulous! 54 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:10,381 [crashing, shattering] 55 00:02:10,511 --> 00:02:13,123 - [plays kazoo fanfare] 56 00:02:13,253 --> 00:02:16,169 Presenting Totally Chloe! 57 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,084 [playing kazoo] 58 00:02:18,215 --> 00:02:20,652 ♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em cry ♪ 59 00:02:20,782 --> 00:02:23,002 ♪ Make 'em happy and make 'em sigh ♪ 60 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:26,049 ♪ I'm entertaining, I'm not a bore ♪ 61 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:29,052 ♪ My act's not a secret anymore ♪ 62 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,880 I'm Totally Chloe! 63 00:02:32,011 --> 00:02:33,970 - Wow. Anyway... 64 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:37,321 - And that's lunch! Hoagie time! 65 00:02:37,451 --> 00:02:39,453 I can't believe how great this is going! 66 00:02:39,584 --> 00:02:40,889 The movie's making itself! 67 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,587 But you know what we still need, Timmy? 68 00:02:42,717 --> 00:02:44,415 Star power! 69 00:02:44,545 --> 00:02:47,592 - You have your star: Totally Chloe! 70 00:02:47,722 --> 00:02:48,941 - Eh. Anyway-- 71 00:02:49,072 --> 00:02:50,987 Timmy, what about your friend Catman? 72 00:02:51,117 --> 00:02:52,510 Hmm? He's a big star. 73 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,207 - Don't say his name! 74 00:02:54,338 --> 00:02:56,514 He'll appear out of nowhere and ruin our lives! 75 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:57,863 - Who? Catman? 76 00:02:57,994 --> 00:02:59,778 - Did someone say my name? 77 00:02:59,908 --> 00:03:02,041 - I did! And you're hired! 78 00:03:02,172 --> 00:03:04,696 - Aw, come on, Dad. He's nuts. 79 00:03:04,826 --> 00:03:07,612 - Not this time, citizen Timmy! 80 00:03:07,742 --> 00:03:10,441 This time, you're Nuts. And I'm Dangerous, 81 00:03:10,571 --> 00:03:12,573 just like it says here in the script I wrote, 82 00:03:12,704 --> 00:03:15,750 aptly called "Nuts and Dangerous." 83 00:03:15,881 --> 00:03:17,970 - Featuring Totally Chloe! 84 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:21,060 - Anyway, my script's a high-octane action flick 85 00:03:21,191 --> 00:03:23,628 starring yours truly as Dangerous, 86 00:03:23,758 --> 00:03:27,675 the complicated superhero walking on the razor's edge. 87 00:03:27,806 --> 00:03:29,764 And you, Timmy, play Nuts, 88 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:33,333 my loose cannon sidekick who plays by his own rules. 89 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:34,595 - You know what? 90 00:03:34,726 --> 00:03:36,554 That actually sounds pretty cool! 91 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,643 I get to wear a superhero costume 92 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:40,471 with awesome gadgets. 93 00:03:40,601 --> 00:03:42,647 I can't wait to do this! 94 00:03:42,777 --> 00:03:44,953 I am not doing this! 95 00:03:45,084 --> 00:03:47,173 You didn't tell me Nuts was a squirrel! 96 00:03:47,304 --> 00:03:49,871 - Originally, he was gonna be a buff superhero 97 00:03:50,002 --> 00:03:51,656 with a cool iron suit, 98 00:03:51,786 --> 00:03:55,138 but that seemed crazy, so I made him a big squirrel 99 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,183 with the face of a human boy, 100 00:03:57,314 --> 00:03:59,533 'cause that makes sense. 101 00:03:59,664 --> 00:04:01,666 - Aw nuts! - Perfect! 102 00:04:01,796 --> 00:04:04,843 From now on, that's your catchy catchphrase! 103 00:04:04,973 --> 00:04:06,584 - Although I would say it more like 104 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,629 [bellows] "Aww nuts!" 105 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,979 [car alarms sound] 106 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:12,285 - Every great movie starts 107 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:14,070 with a big, attention-grabbing opener, 108 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,723 and I have just the thing! 109 00:04:15,854 --> 00:04:18,335 And action! 110 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:20,119 [explosion] 111 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,599 [both scream] 112 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,123 - Yes! I blew up Dinkelberg's house. 113 00:04:24,254 --> 00:04:27,126 That should be a crowd pleaser! I know it pleased me. 114 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,565 - Thanks for putting me in your movie, Turner! 115 00:04:31,696 --> 00:04:33,935 It was worth losing all the possessions that connected me 116 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:36,657 to the meaningful moments of my life and made me feel whole! 117 00:04:36,788 --> 00:04:39,095 - Don't sass me, you ungrateful monster! 118 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:40,922 Also, I forgot to put film in the camera, 119 00:04:41,053 --> 00:04:43,882 so start rebuilding your house so I can blow it up again! 120 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:45,666 - Anything for the arts, Turner! 121 00:04:45,797 --> 00:04:47,712 - Stop throwing tantrums, you diva! 122 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:49,322 Moving on! 123 00:04:49,453 --> 00:04:50,773 Let's rehearse for the next scene. 124 00:04:50,802 --> 00:04:52,673 - Oh! I love rehearsing. 125 00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:54,371 But no one gave me a script. 126 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:55,894 - And action! 127 00:04:56,024 --> 00:04:57,156 - Looks like we have 128 00:04:57,287 --> 00:05:00,159 the perfect crime on our hands, Nut Job. 129 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:02,640 - It's not Nut Job. It's Nuts. 130 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,120 - Stick to the script, Timmy! 131 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,686 It's the only way we can bond! 132 00:05:05,817 --> 00:05:07,601 - Stop taunting me with the stick. 133 00:05:07,732 --> 00:05:09,603 - Cut! I'm a genius! 134 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:11,518 Moving on to the next scene! 135 00:05:11,649 --> 00:05:13,433 - Wait, there isn't another scene. 136 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,004 The rest of this so-called "“script"” 137 00:05:15,087 --> 00:05:17,176 is just Catman's to-do list. 138 00:05:17,307 --> 00:05:21,093 - I playfully refer to it as my Catman-Do List. 139 00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:23,878 Get it? It's a cunning play on words. 140 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:25,184 - I can to-do things! 141 00:05:25,315 --> 00:05:26,620 - Anyway... 142 00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:29,319 - Catgirl! When did you get here? 143 00:05:29,449 --> 00:05:32,017 - Oh I'm not Catgir-- Wait, is Catgirl in the movie? 144 00:05:32,148 --> 00:05:34,193 - What movie? - This movie! 145 00:05:34,324 --> 00:05:37,501 - If we're making a movie, then Catgirl has to be in it! 146 00:05:37,631 --> 00:05:40,634 - Yes! Then I am Catgirl! 147 00:05:40,765 --> 00:05:42,375 ♪ 148 00:05:42,506 --> 00:05:45,335 - Dad, bonding or no bonding, 149 00:05:45,465 --> 00:05:47,075 there's no way I'm going into that store 150 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,947 dressed as a giant squirrel. 151 00:05:49,077 --> 00:05:51,079 - Oh, you have to, Timmy. 152 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:54,561 Remember when you signed that little girl's autograph? 153 00:05:54,692 --> 00:05:58,174 Can I have your autograph, Mr. Movie Star? 154 00:06:02,178 --> 00:06:04,876 That was no little girl! But good voice, huh? 155 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:06,312 It was me tricking you 156 00:06:06,443 --> 00:06:08,619 into signing a legally binding contract! 157 00:06:08,749 --> 00:06:10,336 - How did I not know that? - I give the credit 158 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,927 to my excellent voice coaching! 159 00:06:13,058 --> 00:06:14,190 - Action! 160 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,236 [dramatic music] 161 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:20,196 - Let's see. What's on my Catman-Do List? 162 00:06:20,326 --> 00:06:21,893 Tuna, buttermilk. 163 00:06:22,023 --> 00:06:25,636 Catgirl, you see any cereal with live mice in it? 164 00:06:25,766 --> 00:06:27,551 - Are you talking to me-ow? 165 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:28,856 See what I did there? 166 00:06:28,987 --> 00:06:30,728 I have my own catchy catchphrase! 167 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,600 ♪ Totally Catgirl 168 00:06:33,731 --> 00:06:35,691 - I've never been so humiliated in my entire life. 169 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,125 And that's saying something. 170 00:06:37,256 --> 00:06:39,127 - Oh, I love your broken spirit, Timmy. 171 00:06:39,258 --> 00:06:41,695 But your delivery needs work. Voice coach! 172 00:06:41,826 --> 00:06:43,480 - Try it like this, Nut Bag. 173 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,395 - It's Nut Job! I mean Nuts! 174 00:06:45,525 --> 00:06:46,787 - Do it like the lady says! 175 00:06:46,918 --> 00:06:48,093 - Just get me out of here 176 00:06:48,224 --> 00:06:49,703 before anyone from school sees me! 177 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,531 - There he is, popular girls! 178 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,182 Turner, I heard you were walking around 179 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:54,534 in a stupid squirrel suit, 180 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,251 so I brought all the cheerleaders from school 181 00:06:56,275 --> 00:06:57,450 to humiliate you! 182 00:06:57,581 --> 00:06:59,626 [all laughing] 183 00:06:59,757 --> 00:07:00,801 [camera shutters clicking] 184 00:07:00,932 --> 00:07:03,630 - I'm a movie star! 185 00:07:03,761 --> 00:07:07,591 - Cut! Genius! It is Hoagie Time! 186 00:07:07,721 --> 00:07:09,375 And action! 187 00:07:09,506 --> 00:07:12,509 - Okay, my blind date is supposed to have 188 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,337 a red bow in her hair. 189 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,948 - What kind of lunatic puts a blind date 190 00:07:17,078 --> 00:07:18,471 on their to-do list? 191 00:07:18,602 --> 00:07:21,431 - A romantic lunatic, Timmy. I mean Nut Bag. 192 00:07:21,561 --> 00:07:23,084 - Uh-oh. 193 00:07:23,215 --> 00:07:26,827 I just spotted my date, and she's a real dog. 194 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:27,959 [hissing] 195 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:28,960 [growls] [shrieks] 196 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,483 [barking] 197 00:07:30,614 --> 00:07:32,054 - Well, this could not get any worse. 198 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,922 - Hey, Turner! I brought in some squirrel hunters from Louisiana! 199 00:07:35,053 --> 00:07:36,576 They're all named Billy Bob! 200 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,361 There's the squirrel I promised you boys. 201 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,797 And he's a big'n! 202 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,973 all: Them's good eatin'! 203 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:43,983 - Dad, those men want to mount me on their wall! 204 00:07:44,105 --> 00:07:45,585 What do I do? 205 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,761 - Every movie needs a chase scene, 206 00:07:47,892 --> 00:07:49,241 so run, Nut Butt! 207 00:07:49,372 --> 00:07:50,634 To the nutmobile! 208 00:07:50,764 --> 00:07:52,897 [fast-paced fiddle music] 209 00:07:53,027 --> 00:07:54,812 all: Yeehaw! - Action! 210 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,877 - Freezer's gonna be full of squirrel meat this winter! 211 00:07:56,901 --> 00:07:57,901 Yeehoo! 212 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,861 Aah! 213 00:08:02,036 --> 00:08:05,431 ♪ 214 00:08:05,562 --> 00:08:08,434 [chittering] 215 00:08:10,088 --> 00:08:13,004 - [screaming] 216 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:18,923 - House rebuilt. 217 00:08:19,053 --> 00:08:20,577 I hope Turner appreciates it. 218 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:23,580 - Get out of the shot, Dinkleberg! 219 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:25,190 - Aah! [explosion] 220 00:08:25,321 --> 00:08:26,757 Cut! 221 00:08:26,887 --> 00:08:29,803 I got everything but your house exploding, Dinkelberg. 222 00:08:29,934 --> 00:08:31,327 You know what that means! 223 00:08:31,457 --> 00:08:33,241 - Happily rebuilding as we speak, Turner! 224 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:35,679 It gives my life purpose! 225 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,724 [squirrels chittering] 226 00:08:37,855 --> 00:08:39,509 [engine zooms] - That's a wrap! 227 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:42,076 Oh, Timmy. What a great day of bonding. 228 00:08:42,207 --> 00:08:43,271 This was more fun than taunting things 229 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:44,644 with a pointed stick! 230 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,430 - You put me through the worst day of my life! 231 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,214 - "Worst Day of My Life"? 232 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:50,650 That's a great name for a sequel. 233 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,609 - There's not gonna be a sequel! 234 00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:54,350 In fact, I'm never gonna spend 235 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,613 another father-son bonding day with you again. 236 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:58,310 People hunted me! 237 00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:00,704 So, sorry that I don't feel like we bonded! 238 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,115 - Would it help if I buy you popcorn at the film festival? 239 00:09:03,184 --> 00:09:04,011 - No! 240 00:09:04,142 --> 00:09:06,362 Maybe! If it's a large! 241 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:07,493 - Done! 242 00:09:07,624 --> 00:09:10,496 [upbeat tune] 243 00:09:10,627 --> 00:09:14,239 ♪ 244 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:16,372 - Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chet Ubetcha 245 00:09:16,502 --> 00:09:18,809 welcoming you to the Dimmsdale Film Festival. 246 00:09:18,939 --> 00:09:20,985 Our first film was directed by Timmy's Dad. 247 00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:23,814 It's titled "Nuts and Dangerous." 248 00:09:30,342 --> 00:09:32,649 - Hello. It's me, Timmy's Dad. 249 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,259 I wanted to make a movie 250 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:37,044 to bond with my son, Timmy, AKA Nuts. 251 00:09:37,175 --> 00:09:38,002 [audience laughs] 252 00:09:38,132 --> 00:09:39,264 Don't laugh at Timmy. 253 00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:40,570 Laugh at me, 254 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,895 because I'm the one who's Nuts. 255 00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:43,573 [laughter] 256 00:09:43,703 --> 00:09:45,096 Are you laughing? 257 00:09:45,226 --> 00:09:46,793 I can't tell, because I'm in a movie. 258 00:09:46,924 --> 00:09:48,641 I'm Nuts because I ended up hurting Timmy's feelings, 259 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:50,449 making him mad, 260 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,017 and getting him hunted by a busload of Billy Bobs. 261 00:09:53,147 --> 00:09:55,628 - ♪ We didn't find cereal with mice ♪ 262 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:58,152 ♪ And now Timmy's dad's being nice ♪ 263 00:09:58,283 --> 00:10:01,678 ♪ Totally Chloe 264 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:03,854 all: Anyway... 265 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:05,508 - I feel terrible. 266 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,278 And not just because this squirrel costume 267 00:10:07,335 --> 00:10:08,335 is riding up. 268 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:09,816 I'm sorry, Timmy. 269 00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:12,036 - Say it the way I told you! 270 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,646 - You're fired! 271 00:10:13,777 --> 00:10:15,605 The point is, I care way more about you 272 00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:17,433 than any stupid movie, Timmy. 273 00:10:17,563 --> 00:10:20,261 Please, please forgive me, 274 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:23,003 [dramatic music] 275 00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:24,614 - You got it, Dad. 276 00:10:24,744 --> 00:10:26,572 all: Aww. 277 00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:29,140 all: Yee-haw! 278 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,533 [both scream] 279 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,883 all: Yee-haw! 280 00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:34,885 [audience cheering] 281 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,934 [explosion] 282 00:10:41,065 --> 00:10:42,327 - Anything for the arts! 283 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:45,983 - I just got an idea for a movie. 284 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,768 It's called "Nuts & Dangerous." 285 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,031 - No! 286 00:10:51,162 --> 00:10:53,381 - ♪ Totally Chloe 287 00:10:53,512 --> 00:10:54,948 - You're fired! - Oh. 288 00:10:55,079 --> 00:10:56,820 - Hoagie time! 289 00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:02,521 [jazzy music] 290 00:11:02,652 --> 00:11:10,573 ♪ 291 00:11:19,669 --> 00:11:21,845 - ♪ Billionfold 292 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,630 [bolts firing] 293 00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:25,762 - ♪ Frederator