[jazzy music]
- ♪ Timmy's still an average kid ♪
♪ That no one understands ♪
♪ Chloe's his new neighbor ♪
♪ And she's ruining all his plans ♪
- Ahh!
- ♪ All the wishes ♪
♪ In the world ♪
♪ So why should he care? ♪
♪ Jorgen has reported there's a fairy shortage ♪
♪ So Timmy has to share ♪
♪ His OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
- More than one? - This should be fun!
- ♪ OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Feather suit, nature boots, laser shooting, rescue ♪
- World peace, kale treats,
bunny feet, real neat!
- What? No! Leave me alone!
My fairies! Get your own!
- ♪ OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Timmy, beware, you'll have to share ♪
♪ Your fairly OddParents ♪
- Yeah, right!
[upbeat jazz music]
♪ ♪
- Ahh, alone at last.
Just me and a bowl
of the most sugary cereal on Earth.
Nothing could possibly ruin this moment.
- Timmy! - Ah!
- I just got my invitation to my very First Fairy Con!
It's an annual celebration
of fairies and their fairy god kids!
- I know what it is. I go every year.
- Hey, Chloe!
You excited about your first Fairy Con?
Wait!
- I am so totally thrilled! It's like a dream come true!
- I'm glad you're excited.
Me, not so much.
I'm already getting shirtless selfies
from my not so secret admirer, Juandissimo.
- I've got admirers too, Wanda.
In fact, I've been asked to speak on my very first panel.
Check out my headshot in the Fairy Con brochure.
- Uh, you're facing the wrong way, Cosmo.
- Exactly.
It's in keeping with the theme of my panel--
Worst Fairy God Parent Ever.
I have a reputation to live down to, Timmy.
- What's up with the refrigerator, sport?
It's been rattling like that for weeks.
- [shivering] It's been a brutal couple of weeks for me,
between the unrelenting cold and the wad of rotting meatloaf
swaddled in a burial shroud of tinfoil.
But it was all worth it, now that I know about Fairy Con!
[shivers] I'll sneak inside
and catch every fairy in fairy world!
[shivering] - Hi, Timmy. Hi, Chloe.
Hi, weird kids with wings.
Time to fix the fridge!
And by "fix it," I mean weld it shut
and drag it down the street behind my car.
- [screams]
- Oh, ho! I forgot an important step.
First, I have to beat it vigorously with a baseball bat.
Hiyah!
- Oh!
Well, that happened and I'm still hungry.
[tires screeching] - [screams]
[whimpers]
- I'm gonna keep dragging this refrigerator
until it stops making terrified screaming sounds.
- [screams]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[whimpers]
[grunting]
This is the most exciting day of my life, Girlfriend!
And who better to share it with than my cross-eyed hairless cat?
[cat meows] Anyhoo,
if I'm gonna sneak into Fairy Con,
I'm gonna need to get me some fake fairies!
[cat meows]
You really get me!
And where will I get fake fairies?
I'm glad you asked.
I just need some DNA, which is easy-peasy,
'cause I've been collecting hair samples
from strangers since I was a tot!
All right, blonde? Brunette?
Let's see, the hundreds of women who have rejected me,
Kenny G, the undisputed king of smooth jazz.
[cat meows]
He is too!
Ah, here we go!
Timmy Turner's fairies!
[maniacal laugh]
Now to put these hairs in my off-brand cloning machine,
flip the switch, and hope to high heaven
we're not incinerated!
- [female electronic voice] Commencing cloning.
Using components--Fairy DNA and hairless cat dandruff.
- [screams] Wait, what?
[both groaning]
[gasps]
This went way better than I expected!
[both screeching]
Now that I have these wonky fairies,
I'll seal the deal with a clever disguise
that will allow me to blend in
as a super hip and happening fairy god kid!
I'm so cutting-edge.
Wonkies, hop in the basket of my penny-farthing
and let's bag us some fairies!
[both cheering]
Gah! I broke my lollipop!
[cheerful music]
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
[all cheering]
First, I'm gonna get my magic swag bag.
No first, I'm gonna get Cupid's autograph.
No first, I'm gonna meet Mother Nature
and tell her how much I love her work!
Ooh! I don't know what to do first!
- How 'bout first you stop screaming In my ear!
[magic shimmering]
- Bonita Wandita,
I camped out all night, waiting for you.
I even pitched a tent.
Keeping with the camping theme, I long to toast
my marshmallows of passion over the fire of our love!
- Throw a bucket of cold water on that campfire, Juandissimo,
because I'm with Cosmo! Cosmo?
One time, Timmy wished for a birthday bash.
Instead, I gave him a birthday rash
and he had to be air-lifted to the hospital.
That's the wish that put me on the Bad Fairy Map.
[all cheering]
- Can you believe we were lucky enough
to be run over by that Fairy Con bus?
I'm on a roll! Now, steal me a ticket, my little Wonkies!
[adventure music]
♪ ♪
- Meow!
- Okay, I'm pretty sure that's a stunned mouse.
- Meow.
- And you have what appears to be a used tissue
and a ticket! Yay!
- Ticket, please. - Here you go--
w-wait, where's my ticket?
I can't find my ticket!
- Go on in, kid?
- You mean fairy god kid!
Which is what I am, with my fairies,
who were not manufactured in an off-brand cloning machine.
- Look at all that candy, kids. Just look at it.
- But won't all the candy rot our teeth?
- Well, duh. If your teeth don't fall out, I'm out of business.
- Ah! [gulps]
[munching]
[all cheering] Unicorn rides,
fairy flight simulator,
and autographs from Mother Nature
and Magic Johnson! I Don't know what to do first!
I'm all sweaty and I sound like Chloe!
Where is Chloe?
- [sheepish laugh] You don't understand,
my good sir. I had a ticket!
I'm supposed to be inside! You can ask my friend, Timmy!
- Yeah I had a friend named Timmy, too,
but now we both got nothin'.
- You're making me sad! Stop talking and let me in!
- Okay, Wonkies,
tuck in those freaky little tails of yours
and blend in and stay cool like me.
Fairies!
Sorry. As I was saying--
fairies, fairies, fairies!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Anyhoo, time to use my Crockerpot
so I can capture all the--
fairies! fairies, fairies, fairies, fairies!
Played it cool.
- Spin the magic weather wheel
and experience the wonders of Mother Nature.
[ominous music]
- [screaming]
- Wanda, Cosmo, Have you seen Chloe--
whoa-y! What happened to you guys?
both: Meow!
- I know something is very wrong here
and I'll start to care
right after I dunk this basketball!
- Welcome to Fairy Con. No bushes allowed.
- I'm technically a shrub!
Uh, special delivery for anyone having fun inside Fairy Con.
- I'll take it in.
You keep an eye out for the bush.
- [laughing] My plan is working.
I'm getting away with it!
[grunts]
Chloe Carmichael,
any normal person would give up right now,
but you are not normal!
Time to sing the "Never Quit" Song!
♪ Never quit never quit ♪
♪ Even when the hard times hit ♪
♪ Always fight and do not submit ♪
♪ Even when everything goes to-- ♪
Mr. Crocker?
I don't know what he's up to,
but from the look of things, it's super weird.
I know what to do!
- [snoring]
- I told you no "kissimo"!
Now, if you'll excuse me, my husband's on a panel
for being totally inept, and I have to go fix my face!
- Holy guacamole, Wanda!
You did the opposite of fix your face.
You broke it!
- Meow.
- Adios!
- Now to hook my Crockerpot to the ventilation system
and suck up all the fairies!
Oh, look how far I've come.
Just a few hours ago I was being dragged behind a car
in a welded refrigerator crying frozen tears!
- Mr. Crocker?
I don't know what he's up to, but it's somethinG weird!
[groans]
[grunts]
[all cheering]
- Meow, rawr, rawr!
- Hey, fans!
Let's start my panel with a highlight reel
of my most successful failures ever. Roll it!
[whimpers]
- Cosmo, poof me up a hot dog!
- Can't hear you, Timmy!
Hey, there's an echo. Great time to yodel.
[yodeling]
- Make me a hot dog!
- Fine, you're a hot dog.
- [screaming]
[all cheering]
- I'm terrible! And I'm just gettin' warmed up!
- For your demise!
- Who are you, weird middle-aged dandy?
- Your worst nightmare--
Denzel Crocker, fairy catcher extraordinaire!
Things here at Fairy Con are about to suck,
literally!
[all screaming]
- I got this!
I collected everyone's wands before the panel
so we'd all be defenseless.
Worst fairy god parent ever!
[all screaming]
- [yodeling]
- Soon all the magic in fairy world will be mine!
And I'll use my enormous powers to achieve my lifelong dream.
I'll poof Mother to the couch
and finally move into the master bedroom!
[grunts] - [laughs] Oh!
I can't believe I'm finally in Fairy Con!
So excited! - [whimpers]
- And sweaty, and excited!
- Still getting sucked into a hole in the wall!
[all screaming]
all: Huh?
[all cheering]
- You saved the day, Chloe Carmichael.
I will now erase Mr. Crocker's memory
so that he will have no knowledge of Fairy World.
I will also make him a hot dog.
- I could eat.
Gah! I'm a hot dog with no memory!
[screams]
- You're all in terrible danger!
Mr. Crocker's... a hot dog?
- He was up to something weird, Timmy, but I stopped him!
I was outside all day!
I'm here now, but I still don't know what to do first!
- Oh, sorry, Chloe.
Fairy Con is closing in ten minutes,
so you'll just have to wait until next year.
- You did not just say that to me, Mister!
Ah!
- But because of your heroic act,
and because I'm quaking in my combat boots right now,
we will extend Fairy Con
for as long as you would like to stay.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whatever you do, Chloe,
don't go to Mother Nature's booth!
- I love Fairy Con!
[all screaming]
- [whimpers]
Finally, I'm safe from the insanity!
- Ooh, a juicy hot dog!
- Put down the mustard, Mother!