[adventure music]
♪ ♪
male narrator: In a future dystopian world
controlled by an evil war lord,
ragtag packs of desperate, starving people
have been forced to live in abject misery.
- I'm so happy! "The Hungry Games" is on!
It's my favorite movie ever!
- [snores]
- Isn't it exciting, Timmy?
- [snores]
- I'm dressed just like my hero from the movie,
Catchup Everdream!
I've replicated her look down to the very last detail,
including her signature weapon--
a turbo-charged ketchup blaster.
- Ooh! This is a good flick,
especially the part where the wicked witch
sends her flying monkeys back to the future
to steal the Ark of the Covenant from Santa Claus.
- Wow, that is so the wrong movie!
[stomach grumbles] - Oh!
Watching all these hungry people is making me hungry.
- Uh-oh, Wanda gets really grumpy
when she doesn't eat. Ooh!
That reminds me of my favorite character in the movie--
the dwarf named Grumpy.
- Again! So totally the wrong movie!
- [snores] Ah!
You woke me up during the greatest dream ever!
I was on a place called French Fry Mountain.
French. Fry. Mountain!
A yummy land with seasoned-salt snow flurries
and dipping-sauce lakes.
Go back to sleep! Go back to sleep! Go back to sleep!
[groans]
French Fry Mountain sounds delicious!
I gotta eat something!
- Ooh! How 'bout some ketchup with those fries?
Hiyah!
[battle cries]
- Chill out, Crazy McCrazerson!
You're not actually in "The Hungry Games."
- But I will be soon!
I entered the Catchup Everdream look-a-like contest
to win a part in the sequel-- "The Hungrier Games."
- I know I'm getting hungrier!
What are you looking at, buster?
- Hungrier and grumpier.
- [growls] - I mean you're pretty!
- I sent the director a picture of me
in my Catchup costume!
I'm so--gonna--win!
[doorbell ringing]
[squeals] It's the results from "The Hungry Games" contest!
Okay. Okay.
"You L-O-S-T!"
That's strange.
It must be written in another language.
I've never seen "win" spelled that way.
Uh, actually it's just English for "you lost."
Like I lost my french fries. I'm starving!
- Ooh! Maybe the letter's meant for Timmy.
He loses things all the time.
- No, it is mine.
I did in fact do the thing that means the opposite of win.
This has never happened to me before, but I'm okay.
It's not like my soul's been crushed
into a million pieces or anything.
Would you all excuse me for a moment?
Why! [sobs] Why?
- Okay, there's two things I can do.
One--let her scream in the closet all day--
- Or make a wish to help her?
- I was thinking go to French Fry Mountain
where I can't hear her, but that's another way to go.
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that for one day,
Chloe could be Catchup Everdream
and Alive out "The Hungry Games" right here in Dimmsdale.
- I need cheese!
- Done! Not the cheese,
"The Hungry Games" thing.
[magical music]
- Am I dreaming? Or has Dimmsdale transformed
into the dystopian world of "The Hungry Games"?
- Oh, it's real.
I saw how sad you were and wished this up for ya.
I can already see it was a huge mistake.
- Oh, Timmy, it's so bleak and hopeless.
I love it! Thank you so much!
Ooh! Now it's time for Catchup Everdream--
AKA me-- to rise up
and lead the starving people to redemption!
- How 'bout you lead us to a food truck?
I could eat a bucket of egg rolls.
Or even just the bucket!
- [chuckles] Oh, no, Wanda.
The exciting thing about "The Hungry Games"
is there's no food!
- I never would have made the wish
if I knew this place was so depressing.
Can I go back to Chloe crying in the closet?
- No can do, Timmy.
You wished us here for the whole day.
[trumpet fanfare blaring]
[ominous music]
- Hungry citizens,
grovel at the feet of the mighty Lord Crock-Pot.
♪ ♪
- Mr. Crocker?
- He's Lord Crock-Pot in this world, Timmy,
and my arch enemy.
He hoards all the food while the common people starve.
- [munching]
Greetings, hungry people!
Sorry. I know it's rude to talk with my mouth full,
but my mouth is always full! [burps]
Unlike yours! Ha! Now bring me the eats!
- [growls]
- Uh, Wanda, is that your stomach growling?
- No, it's just Wanda growling.
It happens just before she starts to hallucinate
and see us all as giant turkey legs.
- [growls]
- Right, Wanda?
- [growls]
- I could be at French Fry Mountain right now!
- Oh, Timmy!
I'm a starving citizen.
Wait, is that you or a giant turkey leg?
- Don't be silly. He's not a turkey leg.
He's a chocolate sundae with sprinkles!
- Did someone say sprinkles?
[happy music]
I'm the leader of the donut zone.
I'm starving, but I get to throw sprinkles all day,
so I'm living my new dream!
- Oh! You're so lucky to get to be the donut leader,
and Timmy's Mom gets to be the pizza leader!
I got stuck with the stupid veggie zone.
- Starving citizens!
I'm impressed with the haul today,
and since I'm feeling generous,
I'll allow each of you to keep a single piece of your food!
all: Yay.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- See you later, unless you starve!
In which case, you won't be around!
[laughs] Oh, a little hunger-based humor,
but I guess you're too weak to laugh!
[laughs]
I'm evil and hilarious! [laughs]
Ooh, bonus food.
- [grunts] Stop right there, Lord Crock-Pot!
We've got some ketchup-ing up to do.
It's a clever condiment pun!
- I don't get it.
- Well, you're about to!
You're so gonna get it!
[click]
[clicks]
- Well, I "mayo" may not.
Now that's a clever condiment pun!
- I hate everything about this wish!
- Put a fork in 'em, guards! They're done!
[all grunting]
[all screaming]
- Why are we huddled around a trash can fire?
It's the middle of the day and it's 90 degrees!
Or is it just because this wish stinks!
- It's in keeping with the bleak, dystopian world
that I love so much!
Now it's time for the real fun!
- Fun? When was there fun?
- Eating is fun!
Even if it's followed by a long period
of starving again!
- Oh, that's easy for you to say,
you've got a sprinkly donut.
- [growls]
[grunting] - Sorry, Wanda.
It's for your own good, girl.
- Stay with me, people!
I just hatched a plan.
We're gonna use our food as weapons
to bring down Lord Crock-Pot. Just follow me!
To the Castle!
Hiyah!
I know you guys are hungry,
but you've gotta pick up the pace.
[military music]
Finally, time to fire our weapons.
[both munching]
- That's your plan?
Giving away what little food we have?
- It's only part one of the plan,
because I have a secret weapon, and her name is Wanda!
Dinner's served, girl!
both: Mmm.
- [growling]
- There's more food inside. Go get it, girl!
[adventure music]
- [growling]
- [gasps]
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- [growling]
♪ ♪
[all yelling]
- Time for your veggies!
[all grunting]
- [sniffs]
[all gasp]
[heavenly music]
- Oh, hello, skinny losers.
Get 'em, guards!
- Attack!
- With what? We don't have any weapons!
- Use the veggies!
It's not like we're gonna eat 'em.
I hate them so much!
[adventure music]
- [gasps]
[grunts]
Hiyah!
♪ ♪
Take that, Lord Crock-Pot!
- Take what? A mild cross-breeze?
- Wait for it.
[rumbling]
[all yelling]
Food fight!
[all yelling]
[adventure music]
[all grunting]
- [yells]
[all grunting]
- I'm just gonna sneak out of here
and start another dystopian society somewhere else.
Maybe Bakersfield! They've got a good head start!
- [growling]
- Nice, weird crazy lady, fetch the turkey leg!
- [burps] - [screams]
Mother!
- We are victorious!
Let the feast begin!
I am so Catchup Everdream right now!
all: All hail Catchup Everdream!
[all cheering]
- I lived out my delightfully dystopian movie fantasy, Timmy,
and it's all thanks to you!
- Yeah, yeah, day's over and so's the wish!
Cosmo, poof us out of here!
- That was the best day ever!
Thank You, thank you, thank you, thank you!
- You're welcome, Chloe.
I hated every minute of it,
but the giant food fight was pretty cool.
- You know what else is pretty cool?
[whispering indistinctly]
- Yes!
French Fry Mountain!
- Now all we need is ketchup.
- [grunts] Coming right up!
all: No!
[clicks]
- Sprinkles!
[upbeat jazz music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Billionfold! ♪
- Inc.
- Frederator!