[jazzy music]
- ♪ Timmy's still an average kid ♪
♪ That no one understands ♪
♪ Chloe's his new neighbor ♪
♪ And she's ruining all his plans ♪
- Aah!
- ♪ All the wishes ♪
♪ In the world ♪
♪ So why should he care? ♪
♪ Jorgen has reported there's a fairy shortage ♪
♪ So Timmy has to share ♪
♪ His OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
- More than one? - This should be fun!
- ♪ OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Feather suit, nature boots, laser shooting, rescue ♪
- World peace, kale treats,
bunny feet, real neat!
- What? No! Leave me alone!
My fairies! Get your own!
- ♪ OddParents, fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Timmy, beware, you'll have to share ♪
♪ Your fairly OddParents ♪
- Yeah, right!
[frantic music]
♪ ♪
- The day we've been dreading is here.
It's our turn to take care of a heinous monster,
capable of unthinkable horrors!
AKA the school pet!
all: Aah!
- Kevin, I volunteer you to take the cover off its cage.
After all, you're family, so I'll be able to dodge
the whole liability thing.
- I've heard the stories, Uncle Denzel.
I'm not going near that thing
without the appropriate protective gear.
- What kind of terrible creature is under that cover, Timmy?
- Trust me, Chloe, you don't want to know.
Cosmo, write us an excuse note
so we can get the heck out of here.
- "Please excuse Timmy and Chloe from certain death."
Now let me just dot the "i" in death.
- This is blank!
- I wrote the note in disappearing ink.
Even though I'm a pencil.
Pretty clever, huh?
- Before Kevin unveils the beast,
I want you all to stay close
and gather round me.
Well, not around me.
More like in front of me, like a human shield.
all: Aah!
It's Mr. Cuddles!
[Timmy's teeth chattering]
- Aww. What is everyone so afraid of?
It's just a cute wittle bunny with a wittle pink nose
and a cotton-ball tail.
Ooh, he's so cute!
I just want to squeeze him!
- Stay back, Chloe.
He's a fluffy demon.
The reason everyone passes Mr. Cuddles around
is that no one can take the stress of having him in class
for more than a day!
- Timmy's right.
Don't look him in the eyes!
- He's bitten every kid in school,
and legend has it he's responsible
for the sudden disappearance of the entire Shickadance family.
- The Shickadances just moved, Timmy.
- Oh, that's what Mr. Cuddles wants you to think.
He already owns your mind.
[thwack]
[bell ringing]
- Lunch!
Shuffle quickly to the exit and keep the shield intact.
- Timmy, I'll prove to you that Mr. Cuddles
is as sweet as he looks.
Hey, Mr. Cuddle Wuddle.
[Mr. Cuddles growls] [Timmy gasps]
- Aah!
- Okay, so Mr. Cuddles is a little cranky,
but wouldn't you be if you were locked up in a cage?
- That depends--would there be mac and cheese in there?
- You'd sell your freedom for mac and cheese?
- You just answered your own question.
- Ooh, I feel bad for Mr. Cuddles.
I'm breaking the bunny out!
Cosmo. Wanda.
[poof]
I wish Mr. Cuddles was free!
- No!
[ting] [poof]
- The next sound you hear will be the happy pitter-patter
of a bunny scampering to freedom.
[children screaming]
- It's loose!
It's the end of days!
[bang]
- Aah! Aah!
All: Aah!
- What have you done, Chloe Carmichael?
- Given an unfairly slandered little bunny
its rightful freedom.
Here, Mr. Cuddles.
I'm gonna give you a big hug.
- [growls loudly]
- What have I done, Chloe Carmichael?
[panting heavily]
- The good news is we're still alive.
The bad news is we don't know for how long.
Time to wish Mr. Cuddles back into his cage.
- Let's compromise.
Let's wish him into a more suitable rabbit habitat.
A "rabitat," if you will?
How about Easter Island?
It's far away and it's rabbit themed.
- Far away's good. Let's go with that.
- [growling]
- Hey, check it out.
I just turned our wands into carrots.
I guess because of the whole Mr. Cuddles thing,
I have rabbit on the brain.
- [chomping and growling]
- You have nothing on the brain!
- This is bad. Mr. Cuddles ate the wands.
And the wands are magical, so weird stuff could happen.
- You mean like that?
- [growling]
- Run for the door before we get Shickadanced!
- The Shickadances moved to Florida!
- Aah!
[tinkle]
all: Aah!
[ominous string music]
♪ ♪
- Cosmo! What's wrong with you?
- I have to practice for my scary violin recital.
all: Aah!
Aah!
[panting heavily]
- So this is how it ends--
cowering in the stinky school gym.
I had dreams!
I wanted a camel!
I wanted to shave.
And I wanted to shave the camel!
- This is no time to lose your head, Timmy.
- You mean like them?
[ominous organ music]
[sheeyoop]
all: Aah!
- I also have a scary organ recital.
- Mr. Cuddles ate the Crockers and spit out their heads!
On the upside, we're gettin' a new teacher.
- You wish, Turner.
all: Aah!
- We're alive.
We were just hiding from Mr. Cuddles
so we don't get Shickadanced.
- The Shickadances relocated!
They sent me a postcard from Tallahassee!
- Let's check out these conveniently placed
security monitors.
That should help build the tension.
- Don't look now, but we're locked in the school
alone with a rabbit with an attitude.
- A "rabbitude," if you will.
- I won't.
- We'll be okay.
The students who have escaped will want to save us,
especially yours truly.
- Hey, everyone!
Mr. Crocker's trapped inside with Mr. Cuddles!
all: Yay!
We're getting a new teacher!
- [growling]
- Mr. Cuddles has gotten huge.
He must have eaten Principal Waxelplax.
She's been stuffing her feelings
at the cafeteria pudding bar lately.
- Why did Mr. Cuddles let everyone else escape
and lock us inside?
- I confess! Mr. Cuddles is after me.
- What did you do, Kevin?
- [sobbing]
Before you wheeled him into the classroom,
I swapped my lunch for his rabbit food.
Ooh.
[chomp]
- You gave him Mother's gruel?
Oh, you're a dead man.
[Mr. Cuddles growling]
all: Aah!
- I lost my nephew!
My estranged half-sister's gonna be miffed.
On the upside, Kevin dropped a carrot,
and I could use a snack.
both: Aah!
all: It's here!
[pluck]
[whomp]
- Don't tell me--
you have a scary shadow puppet recital.
- Why wouldn't I tell you?
Am I keeping something from you?
What is it? Tell me!
- Everyone, hide in my locker!
There's plenty of room 'cause there's no books in there.
[phone sounding]
- Hello?
- [growling]
- It's Mr. Cuddles!
He's calling from Kevin's phone.
I'm next!
- If this was a horror movie,
which it's kind of become,
you'd only be next if you did something bad to him.
- Well, Mr. Cuddles and I did exchange words once.
I know what you're thinking, bunny boy.
You think you're better than me.
But you're the one in a cage!
Sure, I'm in my own psychological cage,
living with Mother,
but I'm still free!
When I'm not grounded.
Get out of my mind!
Uh, but he's probably forgotten about it, right?
You know the expression "dumb bunny."
[chomp]
[dramatic music]
both: Aah!
- What's wrong? Do I have a boogie?
Is there a man in the window? A bat in the cave?
both: Aah!
- Mr. Crocker's gone!
I should be happy right now, but I'm just numb with terror!
- There's no way out of here.
Wanda and Cosmos, save yourselves!
- And by save yourselves,
she means go get new wands and save us!
- Will do, Sport.
- [screaming]
Oh, sorry, that was me.
I have a woman's blood-curdling scream recital coming up.
both: Get out!
- Okay.
[stomping]
both: Aah!
[panting heavily]
- [growling]
both: Aah!
- Let's hide in Principal Waxelplax's office.
No one ever wants to go in there.
♪ ♪
both: Aah!
[dramatic string music]
- I know I'm next.
I embarrassed Mr. Cuddles with a humiliating selfie.
- You made rabbit ears on a rabbit?
That's dopey, but how do you know
that Mr. Cuddles even saw it?
- It went viral!
And Mr. Cuddles unfriended me!
- Aah! Oh, no. He's coming, Timmy.
But I don't think it's for you.
I think it's for me.
- Phew, that's a relief.
I mean, why?
- My politically incorrect aunt once gave me a winter hat
with a little tassel on it.
'Twas my favorite hat in the whole world--
- Ugh, is this story going somewhere?
'Cause we're about to be eaten by a bear-sized rabbit!
- I found out the tassel was made of rabbit fur.
I should have given it a proper burial,
but I couldn't bear to part with it,
because it's so darn cute!
- You keep the hat with you?
Now who's dopey?
- [growling loudly]
both: Aah!
- Quick, barricade the door.
[pew-pew]
Hand me that chair.
Thanks, Mr. Cuddles.
Mr. Cuddles?
both: Aah!
- This whole nightmare is my fault, Timmy.
It's only right that I should sacrifice myself to save you.
- You know, now that you mention it,
that does sound right.
[dramatic orchestral music]
- [growling]
Aah!
- [growling]
[tinkle]
[uplifting music]
- Mr. Cuddles wasn't after us.
He was just hungry.
He wanted my organic dried papaya bites.
- Your hippie food put us all in danger.
- I prefer to think of it as Mr. Cuddles making healthy choices.
- That explains why he went after Kevin and Mr. Crocker--
for the carrots Kevin stole from his cage.
But why is he always so angry?
- He's not angry, Timmy.
He's protective.
Because he's a she!
And she's a mommy!
♪ ♪
Baby bunnies!
I just want to squeeze them!
[both laughing]
[tinkle]
- [happy growling]
♪ ♪
[kazoo whirs]
- Well, the world just got a little weirder.
- I knew deep down, Timmy, that Mr. Cuddles wasn't really evil.
- Oh, really?
Then where are Mr. Crocker and Kevin?
- Gah!
Turner, you were right. Gah!
There's a ton of room in your locker.
Put a futon and a hot plate in there,
and it's a big step up from my digs at home.
What's say we talk rent? Huh?
- Please tell me the bunny's gone.
It's not gone!
[both screaming]
- Out of my way, nephew!
Gah!
- I am so gonna nail my scary shadow puppet recital.
Mr. Cuddles! He's back!
Aah! Aah.
- If anyone's gonna nail that shadow puppet recital,
it's me!
- Well, we figured out the mystery of Mr. Cuddles,
but we'll never know what happened to the Shickadances.
- They moved!
♪ ♪
- Hi! We're the Shickadances. We moved.
[boing]
all: Aah!
[boing]
♪ ♪