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Dear children, the time has come for our lovely hedgehogs
to prepare their hikes.
Unfortunately, their apparently carefree paths often cross
with busy highways
that are full of dangerous vehicles.
Drivers make bloody pulp of these tiny creatures.
However, we can change this situation.
Just a little bit of goodwill and…
What was that?
Did we hit some dog?
- Was it a porcupine? - What porcupine?
A big hedgehog.
Are you really that dumb, Perish?
There are no such animals in this country.
We have wisents…
beavers, fucking moose.
Foxes, wolves, martens, horses.
Otters, shrews, hares.
These animals live in Poland.
It doesn’t matter. It’s gone.
Wrong. Do you know what reincarnation is?
Have you heard such a long word in your life?
To make it simple, a man is reborn after his death
as a different creature.
For example, as an animal.
You may have just killed your uncle.
Bullshit.
My uncle is alive. He works in TV.
What about the suitcase? What’s wrong with you?
You think reincarnation’s funny?
Your problem. But it’s an old and wise religion.
Not for the morons like you.
Your next life depends on what
you do in this incarnation.
Some people become tigers, falcons, or leopards.
And others?
Don’t expect anything sophisticated.
Nothing above duck level.
Why are you eating my fries? Can’t you just buy it?
- I'm not hungry. - Then leave my fries alone.
Buy yourself something to eat.
Can’t you see what this chuck is doing to you?
All you see is this bun with fries.
It’s just a piece of a fucking potato,
and you behave as if
I was harming your mother.
I'm gonna take a leak. I can't watch this anymore.
- We got some business for you. - What business?
- Give me this suitcase. - I don't have the key.
Too bad.
Gentlemen! You don’t want to cut my fucking hand off?
I would look asymmetrical.
I don't want to be a cripple.
I have a family, vacation plans.
I need this hand to work on my laptop!
To scratch my ass! I’ll find the key!
- So find it, pussy. Now! - Dobra.
- Sorry. - You piece of shit!
What the fuck have you done to me?! Bandit!
Stop blubbering.
Boys don’t cry.
BOYS DON’T CRY
It could have been so great!
This is the answering machine of Kuba Brenner.
Leave a message after the beep.
Kuba, I know you’re out of the house, cos you have an exam.
Damn!
I’m calling now because I have something important to tell you.
Perhaps I should do it in person,
but I’m scared of your reaction.
I'm leaving you.
Thank God!
I know it hurts, but c'est la vie.
Don’t blame yourself. That's how I am.
A bit crazy, eccentric, unpredictable.
I don’t want you to suffer,
but it’s rather obvious I wouldn’t stay with you forever.
God forbid!
I met someone. His name is Dick.
I think he’s my other half.
Fucking hell!
I don't want to hurt you.
You have to stay strong.
You will meet many women
ready to take my place.
You forgot about my father!
Your father was a great conductor. And you?
You can’t deal with your life.
As Dick says, you must be a shark of life,
if you don’t want to be eaten.
Dick is a canny shark. Why am I telling you all this?
Stay strong. Don't do anything stupid.
I loved you.
What about my 300 fucking rocks?!
- Where the fu… - There are more important things
than your 300 rocks.
Yeah, 600 rocks.
Did you say goodbye to this artistic misery?
Why didn’t you let me use your phone?
I'll never let your call your ex with my phone, babe.
Get in.
Don’t do this to me, please!
- Hi! - Hey, what’s going on?
- How do you think? - I told you to sell this junk.
- I need it back by 5:00 pm. - Thanks, Silent!
ACADEMY OF MUSIC
- Kuba! Do you know what time is it? - I’m sorry.
Our star has come! Mr. Brenner is the one
to choose the time of the exam.
I’m so sorry, dean.
I had to guide a blind man across the street.
A random event. I can take
the exam anytime.
That’s great, but the exam is over. A random event.
Come back in Autumn.
But, dean we can go back
to examine Kuba!
- The exam is over! - I’m sure that he…
My dear friend, this kind of indulgence
is unacceptable.
Students may think that we are here for them.
Rudolf, do something!
Yeah.
I can prescribe you something new, but I don't think it will help.
Why should I take something that won't help me?
You’re right. There’s no cure for acne.
- Do you have a girlfriend? - Don’t we all?
I don’t have a girlfriend.
No, no…
I mean, not permanent.
I just know…
a lot of them very well.
Some of them not very well…
some not at all.
Do you have sex with women?
Or with men. All the same.
Not for me!
I’m sorry.
Hello, Magda?
Hi, it’s Oskar.
Don’t you remember me?
You were at “13” club last month.
There was a handsome blonde guy hitting on you.
Yes, he asked if he could join you.
Right, he had dimples.
And he was with a friend.
That’s right! I was sitting two tables away.
They told me that you were…
straightforward and willing.
I thought maybe…
Hello?
MAGDA - WILLING
- What is this? - It's a steak, sir.
I’m not blind. Where are the fries?!
- I think you're mistaken. - What am I?
Anything else? Take it!
If I had wanted without fries,
I’d have said: “No, fries, please”, right?!
You’re so tough.
I’m a man of the city.
- You are mentally strong. - Strong as fuck.
I always look directly in the eyes.
I make no unnecessary moves.
First ten words,
first ten gestures of a guy…
and I know there is fear lurking inside his mind.
He doesn’t realize yet that his pants are going to be full.
You know why? His weak psyche has just sent
an email to the imminent poop
concerning the underwear appointment.
Amazing.
I'm gonna hit the can.
- To the hookers? How? - Just like that.
You wanted to hear my advice.
Go to a whorehouse.
I think such prostitute would not like me.
Damn, she is there for you, no the other way around.
This is her job.
Right, but I cannot accept the fact that
she’s doing it only for the money.
You want to cure acne?
Think of it as a visit to the pharmacy.
No.
- What “no”? - I won’t go there.
I think our national team has improved a lot
in the recent period.
Don’t exaggerate.
I think it used to be better in our time.
Perhaps.
- 40-year old Basia, big breasts? - Not for me.
Quiet wife, full-service.
Prettyish Jack, intimately. No.
Shaved Krysia. Buzz off.
Got something for you.
I am looking for a ruler ready to fulfil his fantasies.
Include a short description of training.
Are you crazy?
Maybe I should rather visit some kind of healer?
Kashpirovsky?
Bad idea. I visited Harry from Tibet.
He wanted to fill me with the energy.
The guy touched my neck, stroked my thighs…
And he took a shitload of money.
- And? - My head aches as fuck…
and I have a rash on my thighs.
I can’t stand the thought that I will have to give up so much money.
Because you think in a short run.
Your ceiling, my floor.
I'm counting the suitcases we're about to earn on this scam.
I fucking hope you won’t miscalculate!
We’re in the city.
They are here.
I wish I'd thought of that!
- So do I. - These blokes are smart.
They must have a good underground railroad and a client.
But they keep their mouth shut.
I would do anything to take over their business.
I could talk to them my way and burry them in the forest.
Don't underestimate them, Stronghand.
We’ll trick them my way.
I don’t understand you, boss.
That’s why I am the boss.
“GOOD NEWS” FOUNDATION DONATIONS FOR POLES IN KAZAKHSTAN
Remember that half of the money belongs to me.
Chill out, Perish. We pay them 20% of the value,
and we get brand new drags.
When we get them across the border,
you can fart around for the rest of your life.
- When are we going to pay the rest? - Never.
The cars will vanish into thin air across the eastern border.
And we will do the same.
Hello? The Black Lotus Agency?
We would like to order two girls.
Two?
Don’t leave me. You are far more experienced.
It was your great idea. You can’t just twist it around.
Man, I have no money.
But I have.
You’re invited.
Hello?
I would like to order a classical but extraordinary beauty.
Sapphire eyes, sensual lips,
graceful way of moving, subtle smile, round breasts.
In other words…
She should represent the essence of femininity.
Yes.
For my friend? Whatever.
What do you mean by “whatever”?
You saw dad? How is he now?
Good. I’m sending the money next week.
I have to go, bye.
Anything for the boss?
No more gangster movies. He has seen it all.
Excuse me.
They’re calling me.
O! How about this?
“Death in Venice”. What’s this?
Something new. I think the subject is familiar.
You have a condom?
Yes.
Lend me one.
I have only one.
Give it to me. You don’t need this.
- I’m wearing it. - You’ve been wearing it all day?
- Who are you? - Lulu.
What did you order?
This is Lulu, my uncle’s son, he lives here.
Silent treatment? You won't ask how he’s doing?
Nothing new.
He skateboards and smokes doobies.
Hi, guys. My name is Angelica. This is Samantha.
And you, sir?
A tour guide.
Howdy!
Can I have your membership card?
Yes.
Here you are.
MEMBERSHIP CARD
All right.
The ladies will stay here for an hour.
The price is 100.
Two ladies equals 200.
Additional 100 for each kinky thing.
The tips are your personal business.
No kinky stuff. We’re normal.
Sure!
Can I pay now?
We trust our luxurious clients.
Thank you. Have a nice evening.
Bye, girls.
Maybe we should start from chatting?
About damn what?
I don’t know… Maybe about the job…
It's the same as the other jobs.
When a guy is on top of me, I’m trying to think about something else.
About Princess Diana,
about a new washing machine, tests for the "Wheel of Fortune"…
When a client is extremely ugly, I close my eyes
and imagine that I’m partying with DiCaprio.
Lulu, I need some privacy.
Can I have a cigarette?
Yeah, sure.
What would you like to do?
I would like to take up advertising graphics after graduation.
What would like to do now?
And you?
You are so tense. Take it easy.
I wonder what the parents would say.
They’re convinced that I am studying geography.
No, I mean my parents.
Okay.
How long have you been working as a who…
In the agency? Three days.
Is Samantha your real name?
Liliana. They call me Lili.
We should get to know each other.
I like Italian music and comic books about Captain Żbik.
Do you like classical music?
Beethoven?
Damn, what’s wrong with you? You approach it
with such trepidation.
Do you want to fuck or not?
I mean… yes…
and…
Capitan Żbik was a cool guy. In one episode
he was working out an international gang of diamond smugglers, and...
Why are you laughing?
You are a true original.
I’ve only met boring businessmen.
They were telling me the stories about their companies and money.
You're different.
You may think that I tell it to all my clients,
but I really like you.
You have a passion.
Is it your first time?
Yes.
What's the matter?
An hour has passed.
I haven’t even unzipped my fly.
You can buy another hour.
I don’t have enough money.
How much for five minutes?
Another hour or the party's over!
Here.
What’s this?
200 zlotys.
200 in dollars! You owe me
630 zlotys!
Objection!
You mislead your costumers. And I won’t pay.
We’ll see.
Man, don’t be materialistic.
Chill out.
Let’s make a deal. 200 zlotys and as an extra
this priceless Argentinian cactus.
What the fuck is this cactus for?
You’ve damaged someone’s car.
Next time, he’ll park it the garage.
And you, my friend…
Silence!
Fuck! It’s mine!
Now, you owe me five times that, get it?
I have 100 zlotys in my pocket!
Let him go, man.
No!
Don’t let me go!
Maybe we should take a bit of art?
I think this guy is made of gold.
No! It’s a priceless African Wizard!
Don’t even touch it!
Time to go, girls.
Why did I listen to you, Kuba? Why?
God!
You know what?
We’ll get it back. I don’t know how…
I don’t know if it’s possible, but we’ll get it back.
- As-salamu alaykum, brother. - As-salamu alaykum!
That’s what I like! That’s the point.
What point?
Watch their moves.
Like cats. These gestures!
Why would our boys wobble like that?
Why? Why?
Cos they look like a concrete block.
Polish gangsters lack of slack.
They move like coal carts.
We need more style and finesse
in this sad as count city.
Am I right, nigga?
Pin…
I wish you wouldn't call me "nigga".
Not in front of the guys.
No stress.
Soon, everybody will be talking that way.
We just have to promote particular standards.
Hey, man!
Keep this up, motherfucker!
Try it. It’s simple!
No…
- Bad idea. - Bad?!
Try it!
- Can you feel it? - Yeah.
I can feel it!
See how simple?
Hello?
What’s going on?
I can’t hear you!
Enough, nigga!
Hello?
Nigga?
Are you nuts, Pin?
Stronghand speaking.
You’ll have guests.
Will they install a cable TV?
He’s asking about a cable.
Let me talk to this moron.
Two guys from the coast will pay you a visit tomorrow at eight.
They'll bring me some cash.
What cash?
Never mind.
Are they gangsters?
Businessmen. Is it clear?
Dad, why me, not you
or Stronghand?
Because it is my decision, son.
You will meet at your club.
I may be a little late.
That’s why you have to prepare a nice atmosphere
in my absence.
Establish a good basis for business.
I can’t tomorrow!
Why?
I go to the gym on Fridays.
I bought you a club and escort agency.
That’s why you’ll meet them and organize a party
they’ve never seen before.
What does it mean?
Think for a fucking second.
Tell me.
You will choose the prettiest ladies, the best alcohol,
and as much coke as you can carry. Is it clear?
And when some of them goes to the toilet,
he will see Johnnie Walker running from the tap, get it?
And if he wants to fuck a black girl…
There are no black girls in the agency.
So you will paint one of our boys black.
- Let them enjoy the abundance. - What if…
If they want to go to the aviation museum,
you will take them to the museum, for fuck's sake!
Some badasses from the coast are coming.
I’m supposed to show them how capital badasses enjoy themselves.
I’m not sure if we should leave them with Pin.
He may not be able to take it when they start pressuring him.
If my son wants to gain respect on the streets,
he has to become something more than a brothel keeper.
He’ll spend an hour with them.
He’s not a wisent. We don’t need to protect him.
Can’t you just open it?
I turned down the telly the day before yesterday!
Is there a dodger?
Dodger? No, I live here.
So give me a fiver.
Is this an organized action?
An action for you to give me a fiver.
Thanks, buddy!
Can you stop blowing when we are trying to chisel?
It's a little distracting.
Sorry.
Dean is calling you.
- Do you know why I called you? - I don't want to guess.
There are two news.
Bad news first, please.
Both are bad.
Due to the fact that you failed the main instrument exam,
I decided that you would not represent our school
at the competition in France.
This is my chance of the lifetime.
I’ve been polishing the program for six months.
Learn humility, sonny.
At your age, I would give lessons to earn some money.
I can’t wait four years. It will be too late for me!
Enough, Brenner! Not everything's about you.
Why this aversion? You studied with my father.
This is not aversion. I just don't like you.
I believe you have no talent.
Your father was also overrated.
He succeeded because he was a smart ass with a pretty face.
One Brenner in the history of music is enough.
This is the second news.
You don’t need to retake the exam.
You already failed it.
- I think you’re right. - I'm glad you agree.
Me too.
My father told me several student stories.
Really?
When they took Zajęczek with them,
they couldn’t pick up any girls.
Get out! You’d better start looking for a new activity, sonny.
Don’t call me “sonny”. You’re not my father.
You have to take a piss now.
When they arrive, you’re out.
We can't be seen together.
Hi! I’m Pin!
- Andrzej. - Your hands are sweating.
I’ve just washed them.
Fred.
What's new in the big world?
You don't read newspapers?
Come upstairs, please.
Boss isn't here yet.
Let’s drink some gin before the girls drop in.
Or something like that.
THE BLACK LOTUS
Morning.
My pitbull. Very aggressive.
I have to keep him locked.
He hates strangers.
I like fierce dogs.
The boss will be here in a minute.
All good!
Do you like black rhythms? Here’s a nice beat.
- A line? - No, not yet.
Later.
Or maybe…
I’m sorry.
I felt dizzy in my nose. I hope you don't mind.
I won’t kill you.
For now.
Look, bro!
Watch their moves!
Don’t you think our guys should be more slack?
Check out these moves!
We could learn a lot from black people.
Coco Jamboo and straight ahead!
This is my motto. Good, isn’t it?
Sometimes I wish I was black.
All right, guys! Maybeyou want to see a movie?
I watch several movies a day.
Pursuits, shootings, gang wars! This is my daily bread.
I have a new movie. It’s fucking awesome.
„Death in Venice”.
Sounds good, huh?
Easy, it will get up steam.
What was your name?
- Flynn, bin? - Pin.
So listen to me carefully, Pin.
Have you been to the States?
- No. - Exactly.
But I know someone who has been there.
Do you know where the blacks came from to America?
From Africa.
Correct. Slave traders brought them from Africa.
You think it’s that simple to just land on a beach
and catch one agile and strong Negro and transport him across the ocean?
Probably not.
No, of course not.
However, they succeeded because they were taking only those
who couldn’t just run fucking away, or those who were the biggest pinheads
and chief traded them for a pack of cigs
as they were useless anyway.
And all these losers went to America.
They got married, they had children.
The world has moved on. We have computers,
amphetamines, airplanes. But their hearts
are still pumping the same blood!
They are descendants of a man who got caught in a net
in his own backyard,
so I don’t think our boys need more slack!
Open the suitcase, Perish.
It's a lot of money.
Your boss shit on us by not coming in person.
He’ll be here soon.
I’m trying to gather my thoughts!
I swallowed the insult because I thought
that our business is more important.
Don’t worry! We’ll close a deal.
You have a pitbull that looks like a dachshund.
You’re wobbling like a fucking rhesus.
You rave about Mr. Kunta Kinte.
You waste my friend’s stuff.
And, eventually, you show us a movie about a guy in a boat.
And you want us to make a deal with you?
Exactly. Who the fuck are you, clown?
You’re right…
Maybe not everything was right, but we can fix it.
The girls are coming. We’ll cut a deal.
After everything I’ve seen here,
I would rather cut my throat.
Something has smudged on your arm.
Good evening.
I'm sorry to interrupt. I’m looking for the African Wizard.
Who the fuck is he?
I don’t know him.
But this gentleman knows me.
I don’t think so.
I came to take him back. I brought you…
the money.
Any loser can just walk in here?
Do you have a gat?
What?
Oh! A gat. Sure.
Shoot him.
What? How?
Just like that.
Here? In front of everyone?
I can go pee if it helps you.
I'll see you later.
You have balls? Than shoot him!
I don’t know what’s going on!
I’ll show you wha…
What the fuck have you done?
You've made a big mistake. You wanted to fuck Fred,
now Fred is going to fuck you.
Everything will be all right.
Ups! I didn’t want to.
Now you really pissed me off.
Wait, don’t do this. It was an accident…
God! What is this?
- Where? - There!
They’ve warmed up… boys.
Suitcase!
Please, don’t do this!
Are you okay?
That boy had a gun. He had shoot
before we were able to make a move.
We brought you the money. It’s not our fault that somebody
pinched it in your club!
Easy, not so angry.
Somebody knocked my mate off and stole my fucking money.
Is it that famous Polish hospitality?
We’ll find that boy.
In this city, no one will cash in 1.5 million
behind my back.
Listen to me…
No…!
You listen!
What's done is done.
I might say, “No money, no stuff.”
But I don’t want to fart here.
Give me one week to straighten this out.
- And if you don’t find him… - I’ll send the transport.
We have to prepare our statements.
Madam, tell me…
honestly…
Why did you kill counsellor Rolski?
Tadek…
Wrong case.
Oh…
INSTITUTE OF MOTHER AND CHILD
That show business is bullshit.
Holly Christ!
Are you from the shooting?
Yeah, why?
I have good news for you, your friend is alive.
My friend?
The one with a hole in his head. We had already put him in the morgue
when somebody clever noticed that our dead man is breathing.
He was extremely lucky. The bullet hit the titanium plate
that was inserted in the place of the frontal lobe.
What the fuck is he? RoboCop?
We often use this method with accident victims.
This plate changed its trajectory, but the shockwave was so powerful,
that it might have damaged his brain.
- Did he say anything about me? - He's in a coma.
- And when will he wake up? - Maybe tomorrow, maybe in six months.
We don’t know.
Can I stay with my friend for a while?
Of course.
It’s you, mother…
fucker.
I see how important he is to you.
- A friend? - My best pal!
Why his face is so red?
He’s allergic to pollen.
He must drastically change his lifestyle.
No more going to girls, no more drinking,
not to mention stronger stimulants.
You mean drugs?
We don’t want him to turn into a vegetable?
Of course not.
I must admit that I have enough of this
motherfucking piece of shit called Fred.
He calls me every day at 6:00 am.
I slept better in prison.
Stronghand sent his people,
but nobody knows whom that boy is working for.
For nobody. It’s just a random loser.
That loser killed two people and almost sent you to the grave.
I killed Perish.
You?
I didn't mean to kill him. He’s alive, in hospital.
No problem!
We’ve lost 1.5 million and you say that’s not a problem?
Listen to me carefully.
You made a big poop. And now you have clean the mess.
Thanks to me, you were sitting in your club,
watching movies about the Negros, but I won’t live forever, my son.
I can’t fix your mistakes all the time, and I don’t want to be ashamed of you.
It’s time for you to take matters into your hands
and leave this warm shithole.
I'll tell you what to do.
First, Perish can’t wake up.
- I'm working on it. - Second, the suitcase cannot be found.
I don’t get it.
I want to take over their business.
To do so, I need to know who besides Fred is into it,
find the route and the client.
Stay close to Fred, misdirect him.
And call him at 5:30 every day.
I must lead him by the nose.
If you find the boy, bump him off.
When I will be able to bump somebody off, dad?
You won’t have to do this, my son.
Do I have a brother?
Stronghand took him for a ransom last year.
Parents didn’t want to pay and he stayed with us.
- Surprise! - Why are you doing here?
Is it you figurine? You don’t want it?
They’re waiting outside, right?
Oskar? What’s wrong with you? Are you poisoned?
You said you'd like to see me again.
I’m on vacation so I decided to stop by you.
By me?
I’m so sorry that
I brought your figurine…
No one sent you?
Send me? Who?
You’ve came to visit me just like that?
I don't know anyone in this city.
You seemed nice to me, and I thought that maybe…
I don’t know what I expected.
No, not today. Maybe tomorrow.
Think it through.
Excuse me.
What about Perish?
He’s awake.
But his head is fucked up. He doesn't remember the shooting.
He’s still looking into the wide blue yonder.
Take a look.
Excuse us, doctor.
His brain turned into Whiskas.
And your pimp doesn't remember anything either.
We have to clean his appearance up.
They’ll keep searching until they find you. They have their ways:
computers, registration offices…
Maybe it sounds sad, but you have no chance.
They will find you everywhere.
Human life does not matter to them. They are bad people. Bad but professional.
Mistake is not an option for them.
And you are their mistake.
It’s not your fault. Just the wrong man at the wrong time.
But you will have to pay for it.
I was also a mistake in somebody’s rotten life.
I just needed a few words of encouragement.
I'll lend you some gat, just in case.
Listen, I’m just a violinist. I don’t shoot people.
And you left your car there.
I'm afraid to go back.
Do you like it? Nice, isn’t it?
What’s this?
IWI Jericho 941.
Invented by the Jews to throw the Arabs to the other side of the Suez Canal.
Any flaws?
The recoil is so powerful that it can damage the joints in your elbows.
Is that all you have?
Kuba, what are you doing? Why do you need this gun?
I thought you were at school.
I just came to get some of my stuff. You look wasted.
You look like a wreck.
If I had known that you would take our breakup so badly,
I probably would never have got involved with you.
Don't blackmail me with your despair, it's over.
I will not come back to you.
You want to shoot yourself because of me?
You are pathetic, mentally weak. That's why I got involved with Dick.
He makes me feel safe.
It's so cool.
It may surprise you, but Dick is a gangster.
The fat cat. We are going to get married.
Recently, I met a few gangsters. Very interesting people.
You? Gangsters? Come on!
Someone’s been telling you stories, and you believe in it.
I am the girlfriend of a real gangster.
Farwell, Kuba…
Don’t call me.
Your keys.
- You don't remember anything at all? - At all.
It's normal with amnesia.
Incredible! Spice Girls fell apart.
The redhead ate to much chocolates. What a shame.
Oh, my! New banana diet.
Maybe you should focus a bit.
Is possible not to remember anything?
When I concentrate, I can remember
what I did last Monday.
I think that if you had a bit of a goodwill…
If I remember, I let you know.
For now…
My fucking attic hurts.
You will swallow some Panadol in the club.
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Interesting hairstyle. Whose job is this?
Actually, I don't know.
Nice. Do you know any other tricks?
Yes.
When I’m about to kill somebody, I ask him:
“If it’s tails, I let you live.
But if it comes up heads, you lose and I win your death.”
And it’s always heads.
Attention, losers! An important message!
Where is the owner of the black Alfa Romeo that blocks my car?
We are.
Can you do something for me, pussy? Move your toy.
I’m afraid I can’t. But I can do something else for you.
I can note it, but you know,
it will be negligible harm.
How could you let some losers beat you up? You are the man of the city.
They surprised me.
Can I have your ID, please?
Look at yourself. They shaved your head?
Witnesses say that not only the head.
Nobody asked you, sir!
Mr. Richard Wanker.
Is there „r” at the end?
Read carefully, please.
Jesus…
Right, there is no “r”.
Wanker without „r”.
Wanke? You said your name was Keller!
O Jesus…
I said many different things.
Do you think I would ever carry a name like that?
Me or my children?
One pill or two?
Five!
Bon voyage! My friend.
Here you are.
Take it.
With pleasure. I like this unique taste.
Before that boy went to the shithouse,
he had mentioned some African Wizard. Ring any bells?
Wizard of Oz.
Let's put it all together again.
The boy brought you some money. He said he knew your lap dog.
And he wanted his wizard back.
Conclusion!
Was he insane?
Sane enough to pinch my suitcase.
Do you recognize this Volkswagen?
I haven't seen it before.
It's been standing here for several days, I'll take a look.
Pin!
I have a silly impression that I see his face.
A face of a guy who sent me a bullet.
You’re right. It’s silly. Drink up.
I remember one particular thing.
Yes?
That chick who was doing pole dancing
when I came up…
with Fred.
Take it for later.
I’m in deep shit . If my father saw me now…
You need to chill out.
That's easy for you to say.
I know that the world doesn’t expect much from me.
My old man has done great things too. He’s the toilet king.
Today, my sonny, you will look at the well of the past
as I did many years ago.
What do you see?
Poo.
Excellent. It’s a poo.
This is the answer.
For thousands of years, civilizations, cultures, religions,
great wars, and revolutions, as well as the most prominent people,
have always been accompanied by poo.
Do you understand now? This is life.
You can deceive me, your friend, or your mum, but you won't deceive life.
That is why I produce toilets.
And we will be the kings of life, my son.
I can’t deceive life. I’m a son of the toilet king.
That's a high bar.
High as fuck.
In general, my brother, if you don’t have a family
you’re not starving, and you’re not Tutsi or Hutu,
all you need to do is to answer
one fucking important question:
“What do I like to do in life?”
And then start doing it.
Have you answered this question?
Smoke weed!
Is there a profession related to this?
Ambassador.
Maybe on Jamaica.
I mean the ambassador
like Tony Halik.
Can you imagine how much of that stuff
he smoked with all those tribes?
Someone has to carry on his work. I will travel the world
as the ambassador of our country.
Lulu, from Poland.
Half of that was mine.
I felt that this business wasn’t going to work.
I have no damn head for business.
I’ve always known that God designed me for love.
I'm the opposite, I’ve always had to wheel and deal.
Do you remember the night when you showed up at the club?
When I saw you for the first time, I thought you were a nice guy.
You caught my eye as well.
Really?
I have something for you.
For me?
- Close your eyes. - You're fucking nuts?
Please.
A little gift.
Lucky sweater.
I knitted it myself.
Aren't you happy?
You don't like it?
I like it very much!
What’s wrong then?
This is the first thing I haven't stolen.
Honey, I don't want you to be sad. Let me tell you a funny story.
Some time ago we went on a job.
There were three kids.
It turned out they had no money.
Are you listening to me?
Yes.
And eventually, our pimp took some skull.
A wizard or something.
Let me tell you the whole story, those guys were nuts.
A wizard? Where was that?
What are you doing?
I tracked that fella who shot at you.
Where have you been?
I visited that girl from the agency.
I found out a few things too.
- Be careful with this girl. - I trust her.
A long time ago, I also trusted a woman.
I would bet my right hand for her. And you know what?
I wouldn't have a fucking hand now.
- You don't have to tell me that. - I’m afraid I have to.
She acts as if gets juicy goosey when she sees you.
Maybe she likes me?
Do you live under the rock?
She’s a whore!
She only likes the guys they print on banknotes!
Girls like that need discipline.
Once she notices she’s in charge, you're done.
We should put a horse collar on them.
That’s what Polish peasants did until the 12th century.
They used women to plough their fields!
Normal fare?
I am a friend of a star.
What star? And you?
I won lots of awards.
You, with a pipe! I'm looking for Kuba Brenner.
You should ask his friends. The concert is almost over.
You can’t go in there!
- Hey, you! I’m looking for Kuba. - What Kuba?
Can you stop twiddling while I'm talking to you?
Don't pretend you're looking for something. I'm about to stop being polite.
Brenner. Jakub Brenner.
I would like to send him music scores.
Brenner, here.
I’ll write down his address.
I’ll try to remember it.
I have enough of hanging around with them, dad!
I don’t fit them. Fred doesn’t like me.
They don’t have to like you. You need to control the fucking situation!
Double shot for this beer.
Hi, smart ass. Many people are looking for you.
Pay for the beer, give a bartender a tip,
and then we will leave this place in a polite manner, get it?
Yes…
I would like to pay.
Keep the change.
It’s hard to find a good babysitter,
but it’s even harder to find a good baby.
I won't tell anyone.
That’s why I brought you here.
I went there by mistake.
And you stole the fucking suitcase by mistake?
I didn't take any suitcase.
You will discuss it with worms.
Get out.
- What now? - Now?
You will dig your own grave.
- With my hands! - Yeah!
Shouldn't you give me a shovel or something?
A bit small, but it’s all I have.
You’re not a murderer!
How can you know that?
I saw it in your eyes back in the club.
- I will be a murderer. - Why?
It’s my dad’s wish. You know how hard it is to be
a son of the mafia boss?
I'm 30, and I’m still doing my homework.
I can’t be a wimp.
Maybe I would like to go to the park and feed bread to swans?
Or maybe prepare a candlelight dinner and play the guitar ballads
for some girl?
- Do you play the guitar? - Yeah.
Don't change the fucking subject!
I can show no weakness.
I have to be tough and ruthless.
I’m starting to work on my own. I can’t let my father down.
You've never dug a grave? Give it to me!
I know how it is.
You don’t know shit!
I am a violinist. A son of a world-famous conductor.
Everyone expected me to be like him.
And I was afraid that I would never be like my father.
Anyway, it doesn't matter now.
Who let you change the station?
- I thought you didn't like Fog. - So you were fucking wrong!
Mietek Fogg was a regular guy.
Give me the last Sunday
and let the world fell apart!
This is a true song of unfulfilled love.
Before the war, guys in pubs
used to request this tune
to blow their brains out.
They wanted it to be their last song.
Because it’s true.
Not that “I love you, baby” shit!
Or “Anything could happen”!
Great discovery!
Of course any fucking thing could happen!
Just like now!
You're a musician?!
And you like old Polish songs?
I have a nice compilation. Come with me.
I'll tell you everything! Just don't hurt me!
- I'm all ears. - I don't know anything.
Wrong answer!
I didn't take any suitcase.
Open it. Don’t try anything or you’ll get a bullet.
- Is there any dodger? - We don’t have any dodgers here.
Then give me a fiver.
I am a dodger. Get the fuck out!
Grey, we have a dodger.
A fiver from you, and 30 from this dodger.
- It’s a misunderstanding. - Forgive us.
Behave yourself next time, or I’ll give your nose a flick.
Let’s go, Grey!
You don't have to be a singer right away.
You can start from the production.
You can make music you want to make.
Just answer one simple question… fucking simple:
“What do I like to do in life?” And then start doing it.
But who will pay for this?
What's so funny?
I am going to read newspapers and watch TV. You have four years
to become a famous violinist. Otherwise, I’ll kill you.
I made it! I'm going to France!
Or maybe not.
Kuba, don’t do this!
Not again!
- Don’t jump! - Go away!
Kuba, don’t be stupid. Get down from there now!
Kuba, your lady asked you to get down!
I do not know her!
What does it mean?! He’s mad!
It’s me Weronika, your fiancée.
Kuba! You don’t want your fiancée to get hurt!
My God, who are you?
This is not my fiancée. She has another boyfriend.
Get down here if you love me.
This gentlemen wants to kill me!
Get down or she will never have another boyfriend.
I'm going to count to three: one, two…
All right!
I’m coming.
What about me?
Find yourself a new fiancé.
You let him escape?
I nearly had him when this mucky duo showed up.
How can you be such a moron?
Look at yourself.
They made jelly out of your face!
We'll get that money back!
I want to change. And then, to the forest.
To drive that one out. And then we will stamp on Pin and his father.
I feel they want to fuck us over.
There are German bunkers near Warsaw.
We can bury him down there.
You look like a German bunker.
Oskar, answer, you jerk!
- Hello? - Lulu?
Kuba? What’s up! Come on over here. We have nice stuff.
My battery is low. Listen to me carefully.
What? Guys, my pal has some troubles.
They are taking me to the forest
near Brzózki Stare, close to Warsaw. There are German bunkers.
Call the police!
You can count on us, man.
What police? We're gonna get you out of this.
Are you listening to me?
What the fuck is wrong with you, Perish?
I was just thinking.
- Where should I turn? - To the forest.
We’ve been in the forest for ten minutes!
- You’re losing your temper. - My temper is fine.
But I'm worried about your head.
You’re so thoughtful, but you don’t look like a philosopher.
Maybe something inside your skull broke down?
Were you as pensive when they were massacring your face?
Turn…
right.
I'm not a doctor, but I know it happens.
A stroke turned my grandfather in a vegetable.
There was no contact with him, almost like with you.
My grandma used an urine bottle.
Your distraction worries me.
- Could you not smoke in my car? - I like to smoke before an execution.
Not in my car. I don’t want to smoke with you.
- I’ll keep it outside the window. - Everyone says that.
I don’t fucking care! You can keep it in your ass, but not in my car.
Tour’s over!
I eat fruit puree, bean sprouts, and tofu every day.
I take garlic capsules and I drink fish oil.
I've eliminated cholesterol and animal fats,
except this fish oil.
I don’t have to worry about my lungs, heart and kidneys.
That’s why smoking is prohibited in my car. The smoke damages hair roots.
What?
What do you look like? What’s this?
- This is a sweater. - But what does it looks like?
Cut this shit out! Work calls.
You don’t have to talk about it, but I’m just curious
what made you to put on this country-ass sweater?
Take a chill pill, Fred!
Fuck, you didn't let me smoke, and this was my last cig.
Would you like mine?
Give it me!
I rolled it myself.
It tastes strange.
For the safe weekend!
For the safe!
Jesus!
Can we go now?
We are supposed to keep order in this country.
We can’t drink and drive.
How do we get back?
No stress.
Oh, crap! Cops!
Hide the pipe!
Good morning, driver. We need your help.
Did you spot it in some new fashion catalogue?
It was a gift.
Maybe you don’t know what you are wearing?
Or maybe you feel you made a fool of yourself,
but you don’t want to admit it.
I don’t know what you are talking to me.
Speak so I can understand you.
I’m talking about the sweater you are wearing!
You robbed the Red Cross? Your dog ate it and threw it up?
I would like to know the story behind this sweater.
They gave us sweaters like this in technical school.
Dig, Kuba!
Bubble, don't sleep!
I'm not asleep!
It was supposed to be near Warsaw.
Lulu, cops behind us!
Put your foot down a bit.
They’re still behind us.
They probably know we have a pipe.
Step on it. We have to lose them.
You, Fred!
What the fuck you want from my sweater?
Look at me. Do you see my outfit?
Do you know how much this jacket cost? 1500.
You want a photo?
No, Perish. I bought it for moments like this.
I paid 1500 bucks to make the guy I'm about to blow out
remember how I looked.
So he could tell his fellow angels
that he was knocked off by a classy guy.
An you look like a coon.
You are no different from a Romanian
who polishes my lamps.
When this guy tells in heaven who killed him, the angels will
shit themselves laughing, and we will have a shitty rain!
Funny stories.
Yeah. You don’t even care
because nobody will see the difference on this sweater.
But think about me.
Funny, very funny.
Smoking this shit makes you sound like a coughing pig.
Have you finished? Then listen.
I'll give you one last chance. You see the coin?
I will throw it up in the air. If it’s tails, you win,
and I let you live.
But if it comes up heads, you lose, and I win your death.
Maybe this is a country-ass sweater. But it was meant to be like that.
Cause I don’t give a shit about an opinion of a guy
I’m about to kill.
And I think it makes no fucking difference
if he’s blown off by a classy guy.
Besides, I don't believe in angels, reincarnations, underwater civilizations,
or Santa Claus.
But I do know that when you shoot someone
from a distance of a few centimetres,
he can splash your 3000 bucks jacket!
And you would not understand the history of this sweater.
It can’t go any faster!
Jesus!
What have you done, my friend?
Oh, gosh!
What the hell?
Hands up! Police!
I invited you to this very luxurious restaurant
because I would like to tell you something important.
You deserve to know. I appreciate everything
you’ve done for me.
But life is not that simple.
Not all stories have happy endings.
I've grown up thanks to you. And I realized that
I can’t always be a child.
It’s time to go out of the sandbox.
That's why I have to leave.
I grew up and I saw the line
between fun and adulthood.
I learnt the meaning of a word that my buddies
would never understand.
It’s "responsibility".
That’s great because I’m pregnant with you.
Pregnant?
I thought you said something about reproduction.
You’re in charge of the situation. My boy!
Dad…
What you did speaks for itself.
I underestimated you, but everything will be different now.
You will be my right hand. No more whores.
Time for something really interesting.
Drugs, extortion, a taste of gangsta life!
I'm sick of being a gangster!
I'm not a tough guy!
What are you talking to me about? Is your head all right?
I don’t want to live like that. I want to do what I really like.
You wanted me to live on my own. And that’s what I do.
What is it exactly?
Music production. I have a bit of a start-up capital.
I decided to start an independent label!
Why won’t you start a fucking silkworm rearing!
You don't know much about music!
I've been watching MTV every day for the last three years.
I don’t know if I will hit the charts,
but I’ve made a decision. Try to understand me.
Stronghand, check this music industry out.
See if we can earn something on it.
If so, we’re on this business.
- Opera is waiting. - Let’s go!
If Pin records something,
make sure it hits the charts.
But it depends on people.
So find these people and talk to them your way.
France is a beautiful country: wine, women.
I would like to go there myself.
But I can’t complain. Milan is beautiful too.
What’s wrong? Aren’t you happy?
You know about my troubles with dean Zajączek, rector.
He wants to destroy me.
- Nice, isn’t she? - Very nice.
Your father and I used to pick up girls like this one.
But every time Zajączek was with us,
the girls run away.
Would you to help me, sir?
I don’t know if it’ possible.
Dean Zajączek had some kind of an accident.
The news of your success surprised him
in Chicago where he visited his family.
He got very upset and he kicked the car
of a boy from a black neighbourhood.
- And? - And as they say:
“They got medieval on his ass.”
- Good evening, Kuba! - Good evening!
We have to go, Rudolf.
- Bye! - Bye!
Goodbye!
Good luck!
We will keep our fingers crossed.
- Did you tell your parents? - I'm working on it.
For now, they know that I have met a young geography student.
- And what if they discover the truth? - I don't give a shit.
Lili is a really great girl.
At least, I won’t bore my kid with stories of how your daddy
met your mum in high school or at work.
„You know, my child, your dad was a bit of a lad”.
That's the spirit! Collect strong sensations!
Wake up, gentlemen!
I think we're here.
I have a feeling we're close!
I’ll check out what’s behind the hill.
Any bunkers?
No, but it’s still fucking awesome!