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-One of us has got to do laundry tonight.
-Why?
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Because I haven't had any
clean underwear for three days.
3
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So right now under your
skirt you're wearing...
4
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-Not underwear.
-Mom!
5
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It's kind of nice
actually. Breezy.
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My role model,
ladies and gentlemen.
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How come you
haven't run out yet?
8
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I don't know. I guess I have
more underwear than you.
9
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That's not true. You have less.
10
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-Have you been doing laundry without me?
-No.
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-Rory?
-Okay, one load.
12
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You didn't even ask if
I had stuff to throw in?
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It was a big load.
There wasn't any room.
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I'm crushed, I'm bleeding.
Get me a tourniquet.
15
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No. They're dirty 'cause Rory
wouldn't wash them with her stuff.
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I'm sorry. I'll do another
load tonight, I promise.
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Never mind. I'll
do my own laundry.
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-Fine, even better.
-I hate doing laundry.
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Maybe I'll just buy
new underwear.
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And flutter, flutter,
flutter, flutter.
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And leaves.
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Where are my leaves?
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I got pumpkins, I got
Pilgrims. I got no leaves.
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Every other store in
town has fall decorations.
25
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Hurrah for the mob mentality.
26
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We're talking a few
streamers and a paper turkey.
27
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How is it gonna hurt
to have a paper turkey?
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No turkeys, no squash, no
pumpkins. Nothing colored orange.
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Okay. So you don't
like orange. That's fine.
30
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Autumn has many
varied hues to toy with.
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Excuse me, could we
get some coffee, please?
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-And a muffin?
-Warmed?
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This is the Autumn Festival.
34
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Your shop is right across the
street from the horn of plenty.
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You're smack-dab in the middle of
everything. You have to decorate.
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I don't have to do
anything but serve food.
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-And coffee!
-And muffins.
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Taylor, I'm tired of having this
conversation with you every year.
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Luke.
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You have lived in Stars Hollow
for a long time, young man.
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It's time you became one of us.
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Sorry, I guess my
pod's defective.
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My mom's not
wearing any underwear.
44
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-Well, you aren't.
-You're just being selfish, Luke.
45
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Still they don't notice.
I can't take it anymore.
46
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We're talking about
the spirit of fall.
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-What kind of muffin do you want?
-Blueberry.
48
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You know where you
can stick the spirit of fall?
49
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Here, don't use your hands.
50
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I don't think you're
taking me seriously.
51
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What gave you that idea? No tip?
52
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Yeah, here's a tip:
Serve your customers.
53
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Here's another: Don't
sit on any cold benches.
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I swear to God, if you pull those Pilgrims
out of your pocket one more time...
55
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I'm just doing it for you.
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I don't know.
57
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It doesn't really look
like the Mayflower.
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We could put a sign
on it or something.
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TAYLOR: I don't know.
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DEAN: So, you want to go
back to the Plymouth Rock idea?
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We'll just live with
it that way for a day.
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Okay, sure.
63
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-You know, you can get two for $3.
-Really? Excellent deal.
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You just had a desperate
need for some cornstarch?
65
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Yes, I have very important
thickening needs, thank you.
66
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-Nice apron.
-Nice uniform.
67
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I sewed the buttons on with silver thread,
so that sets me apart from the crowd.
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-I guess I should get home.
-Wait a sec, you want a pop or something?
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A pop?
70
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Give me a break. In
Chicago they call it pop.
71
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In Connecticut, we call it
free soda. And, yes, thank you.
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All right, guess what's in
each hand, you get the soda.
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Okay, the whole concept
of a free soda is that it's free.
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You don't have to work for it.
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-Sorry, you got to sing for your supper.
-Or your soda.
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-Guess.
-Okay.
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In this hand you have...
78
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Thank you.
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[HORN HONKING]
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Lane!
81
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Lane?
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-What's wrong?
-I got kissed.
83
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And I shoplifted.
84
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-Are you serious? Who kissed you?
-Dean.
85
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-The new kid?
-Yes.
86
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You got the new kid? Oh, my God.
87
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It happened so fast. I
was just standing there.
88
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-Where?
-Doose's Market.
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-He kissed you in the market?
-On Aisle 3.
90
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-By the ant spray?
-Yes.
91
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-That's a good aisle.
-What defines a good aisle?
92
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An aisle where you get kissed
by the new kid is a good aisle.
93
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Oh, my God, I can't breathe.
94
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-Okay, sit down.
-No, I can't sit down. I'm too...
95
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Oh, my God, he kissed me.
96
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-Who kissed you?
-The Lord, Mama.
97
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Okay, then.
98
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So, tell me everything.
99
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So, I go into the store,
and he offers me a soda.
100
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Then he puts two behind his back and
asks me to pick one, and he kissed me.
101
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I'm so jealous. That's it, I've got
to get some dumb, ugly friends.
102
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-I have to go tell my mom.
-Call me later.
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Okay.
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-What's wrong?
-I can't.
105
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You can't leave?
106
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It's "sing your favorite hymn"
night at the Kim house. Run for it.
107
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-My mom doesn't know about Dean.
-So tell her.
108
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The last time the subject of
boys came up, it got very ugly.
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That was different. She thought you
were gonna quit school over a guy.
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Yes, over Dean.
111
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Okay, fine. But she doesn't
have to know it was him.
112
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-She'll know.
-How?
113
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She'll know. She's Lorelai.
She'll know. What do I do?
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Maybe she'll be more
open to the concept...
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now that you're in school and
doing so well and everything.
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-Maybe.
-Try it.
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Okay. I got to go.
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Hey.
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Was it great?
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It was perfect.
121
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
122
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Yeah, can you hear that?
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[REFRIGERATOR BUZZING]
124
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No, it's higher.
125
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It's like a high-pitched
kind of a...
126
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[LORELAI SCREECHING]
127
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Sound.
128
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It started last week.
129
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But was lower and only happened
when we opened the door.
130
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Now it's higher and
it's on all the time...
131
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so I think it's really
growing in confidence.
132
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Look, I've already told
this to three other people.
133
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So could you just please tell
me what is wrong with this fridge?
134
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I'm not gonna make
the noise again.
135
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I'm not... [LORELAI SCREECHING]
136
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LORELAI: Look, Jerry, I
don't have a lot of pride...
137
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but I do have enough that I do
not want to make that noise again.
138
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So could you please tell me
what is wrong with the fridge...
139
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or connect me with
someone who can?
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Thank you.
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Hello, Rusty. Great.
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Listen, my fridge is
making this weird sound.
143
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It's like a high-pitched... You
know what, is Jerry still there?
144
00:08:01,108 --> 00:08:03,573
Okay, have him make
the sound. He knows it.
145
00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:05,044
I'll wait.
146
00:08:06,646 --> 00:08:09,235
I know. It does sound bad.
147
00:08:10,643 --> 00:08:12,437
Okay, here is the deal.
148
00:08:12,766 --> 00:08:16,434
You will send someone out here
tomorrow between the hours 8:00 and 9:00.
149
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Because I work and can't wait four
hours for one of you guys to show up.
150
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Great. Goodbye.
151
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,920
-So, are they coming tomorrow?
-Nope. Monday, between 3:00 and 8:00.
152
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-I'm completely useless.
-I'm sorry.
153
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God, look at this
place. It's a sty.
154
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Now I'm crabby. I'm
crabby and useless.
155
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Stupid fridge!
Stupid fridge guys.
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I hate my life.
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Hello.
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Hello?
159
00:09:00,604 --> 00:09:01,604
Yes?
160
00:09:01,728 --> 00:09:04,636
God, quite an
entrance. Jeez, my heart.
161
00:09:05,142 --> 00:09:06,289
Rory's not here.
162
00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:10,306
No, I know. I came to pick up that
rocker that I bought a couple weeks ago.
163
00:09:10,554 --> 00:09:13,984
-Six weeks ago.
-That's a couple times three. That's six.
164
00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:16,410
Math humor.
165
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It's not big with a lot of
people. Don't feel bad.
166
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-This is not a storage facility.
-I know. I'm sorry.
167
00:09:21,254 --> 00:09:22,401
This is a furniture store.
168
00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:24,691
Furniture comes in,
people buy, then it goes out.
169
00:09:24,877 --> 00:09:28,659
Except when Lorelai Gilmore buys.
Then furniture stays here for six weeks.
170
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,505
-How about I pay you extra?
-I don't want you to pay me extra.
171
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I want you to pick up the thing
you paid for in the first place. Here.
172
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-I remember it smaller.
-It's been six weeks. Maybe it grew.
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Right. Once again, I'm really
sorry. I've just been very busy.
174
00:09:43,197 --> 00:09:46,502
Maybe you should be less busy. Then
you can remember to pick up chairs.
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Right. Absolutely.
Smell a rose, got it.
176
00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:52,965
And then you could keep your daughter
from running around kissing boys.
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00:09:53,189 --> 00:09:56,380
-What?
-Lane is a young, impressionable girl.
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She doesn't need to hear
about your daughter's kissing.
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00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:01,554
Are the lids tight on
the paint remover...
180
00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,950
because you're sounding
a little loopy to me.
181
00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:05,535
Loopy? What's loopy?
182
00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:08,348
-Rory's not kissing anybody.
-Yes, she is.
183
00:10:08,634 --> 00:10:12,508
She came in here and told Lane
she kissed a boy in the grocery store.
184
00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:15,630
The grocery store,
where we buy our food.
185
00:10:16,004 --> 00:10:17,958
This does not make any...
186
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,599
-She kissed the boy in the grocery store?
-Yes.
187
00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,460
The boy in the grocery
store. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
188
00:10:25,913 --> 00:10:27,820
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
189
00:10:28,911 --> 00:10:30,864
She didn't tell me.
190
00:10:33,949 --> 00:10:35,345
I have to go.
191
00:10:38,611 --> 00:10:40,326
You left your chair!
192
00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,541
Okay, just one more time.
193
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:50,801
I have been telling you this story
for an hour. It doesn't get dirty.
194
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:54,403
I can't help it. I'm obsessed. I'm
totally living vicariously through you.
195
00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:56,628
Why? You got
kissed last weekend.
196
00:10:56,806 --> 00:11:00,350
Remember? You told me. That
guy your parents set you up with.
197
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:03,104
The one with the Lincoln
Continental. What's his name?
198
00:11:03,301 --> 00:11:04,732
-Patrick Cho.
-Okay.
199
00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:06,870
Let's do a little compare
and contrast here.
200
00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:10,558
You get kissed on the mouth by a
cute, cool, sexy guy you really like...
201
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,987
and I get kissed on the
forehead by a Theology major...
202
00:11:14,209 --> 00:11:18,514
in a Members Only jacket who truly
believes rock music leads to hard drugs.
203
00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:20,743
Fair enough. You
can live through me.
204
00:11:20,912 --> 00:11:23,297
But just remember that I
have no idea what I'm doing.
205
00:11:23,494 --> 00:11:24,607
I'm well aware of that.
206
00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:27,537
That's why I've been diligently
gathering information for us.
207
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,694
-What kind of information?
-Let's see.
208
00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:32,248
-Dean's from Chicago, which you know.
-I do.
209
00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:35,353
He likes Nick Drake, and Liz
Phair, and The Sugarplastic.
210
00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:38,918
-And he's deathly allergic to walnuts.
-Walnuts bad, got it.
211
00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:42,135
-Now, he had a girlfriend in Chicago.
-A girlfriend?
212
00:11:42,354 --> 00:11:45,898
Her name's Beth. They went out for a year,
but they split amicably before he left.
213
00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:47,285
Now she's dating his cousin...
214
00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:48,784
which he doesn't
too feel weird about...
215
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,728
'cause he doesn't think
they were really in love.
216
00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:53,078
-Beth.
-I wouldn't worry about it.
217
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,856
How'd you get all
this information?
218
00:11:55,011 --> 00:11:57,680
Through his best friend,
who, by the way, is really cool.
219
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,234
So once you get
settled with Dean...
220
00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:00,982
do you think you could
you ask him about Todd?
221
00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:02,278
Absolutely.
222
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,115
So, Beth, huh?
223
00:12:05,045 --> 00:12:08,237
I hate the name
Beth. It's so... Beth.
224
00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:13,441
Todd also said that Dean hasn't been
able to talk about anything but you...
225
00:12:13,705 --> 00:12:14,738
for weeks.
226
00:12:17,161 --> 00:12:20,193
Stop it. You're giving me
Patrick Cho flashbacks.
227
00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:24,682
Luke, the food here is lovely.
228
00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:26,583
But you know what
would make it even better?
229
00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:29,292
Let me guess. Some
Autumn Festival decorations?
230
00:12:29,527 --> 00:12:32,401
Food without ambience
isn't really food, is it?
231
00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:33,925
More iced tea, Patty?
232
00:12:34,065 --> 00:12:36,574
No, thank you. It's much
too depressing in here for tea.
233
00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:39,236
LUKE: You realize
Taylor's a head case, right?
234
00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:41,786
Yes, but at least
he's a festive one.
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Just eat.
236
00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:45,329
Coffee?
237
00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:49,947
Come on, are you mad at me, too?
238
00:12:50,093 --> 00:12:51,684
A man can't choose
whether or not...
239
00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:54,307
he wants a picture of a
fat, stupid bird on his wall?
240
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:57,188
My God, that's the reason the
Pilgrims came here in the first place.
241
00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:59,219
Luke, I wasn't snubbing
you. I didn't hear you.
242
00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:00,562
And now, I'm
concerned about you.
243
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,778
Sorry, just feeling a
little persecuted lately.
244
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:04,310
-Coffee?
-Please.
245
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,889
-Are you okay?
-Yes, I'm fine.
246
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,400
-You don't look fine.
-Thank you.
247
00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:09,409
-I meant you look concerned.
-I'm preoccupied.
248
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:10,851
-You look concerned.
-I'm not.
249
00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:12,178
That's fine. You just look it.
250
00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,282
You know, some streamers
would look so great in here.
251
00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:16,362
-Okay, I'm done.
-Thank you.
252
00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:18,588
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
253
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,445
Save your apologies
for the Indians, Missy.
254
00:13:21,612 --> 00:13:24,837
People are really in a giving mood
today. The horn of plenty is packed.
255
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,054
That's great. Do you
want some coffee?
256
00:13:27,232 --> 00:13:30,378
No, I'll just have a sip of
yours. I have to get right back.
257
00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:33,012
Really? I thought we
were having lunch today.
258
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:36,855
I can't. We're one Pilgrim short.
I only have a couple minutes.
259
00:13:37,807 --> 00:13:39,874
-You've been really busy lately.
-Yeah.
260
00:13:40,055 --> 00:13:42,008
I guess it's that
end-of-the-year rush.
261
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:45,132
I mean, we haven't even
really talked in a couple of days.
262
00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:47,216
What do you want to talk about?
263
00:13:47,508 --> 00:13:49,654
I don't know. Anything.
264
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,770
Okay. Did you read that
article in the newspaper...
265
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,314
about the polar
ice caps melting?
266
00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:56,415
Yeah. Big deal.
267
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,962
-Fine, you pick the subject.
-Okay, great.
268
00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:02,471
I was watching General
Hospital the other day...
269
00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:04,138
and, you know, they
have a new Lucky.
270
00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:05,845
'Cause the old Lucky
went to play something...
271
00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:07,011
where he could have a real name.
272
00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:09,181
So, the old Lucky
had this girlfriend, Liz...
273
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:11,240
who thought that
he died in a fire.
274
00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:12,966
So then they bring
on this new Lucky...
275
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,295
and you're all, like, "I know
that's not the old Lucky..."
276
00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,239
"Because the new Lucky
has more hair-gel issues."
277
00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:19,503
Still, Liz was so upset
about his supposed death...
278
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,804
that you could not wait to
see them kiss, you know?
279
00:14:24,354 --> 00:14:26,501
When do you have time
to watch General Hospital?
280
00:14:26,686 --> 00:14:28,515
Okay, let's get
back to the point.
281
00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:29,912
What do you think...
282
00:14:30,058 --> 00:14:33,885
about the whole
Liz-Lucky kissing thing?
283
00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:38,015
I think they're actors
being paid to play a part...
284
00:14:38,219 --> 00:14:41,604
so it's nice that they're
living up to their obligations.
285
00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,933
Can we finish this very
meaningful conversation later?
286
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,481
I promised Lane
I'd get right back.
287
00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:51,320
Okay. I'll see you later.
288
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,624
-Okay, bye.
-Bye.
289
00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:57,625
Not going to say
you look concerned.
290
00:14:57,787 --> 00:14:59,470
Not going to talk about
how good you'd look...
291
00:14:59,494 --> 00:15:01,261
dressed like one of the
guys from The Crucible.
292
00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:02,557
Fair enough.
293
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,204
[INVESTIGATIVE MUSIC]
294
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,379
Hey.
295
00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:43,821
Oh, God!
296
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,792
-What are you doing?
-What are you doing?
297
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,674
-I asked you first.
-I ran out of cream.
298
00:15:47,831 --> 00:15:48,865
Yeah, me, too.
299
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,951
-What are you staring at?
-Nothing. Don't look.
300
00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:53,054
-What is wrong with you today?
-Rory got kissed.
301
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,078
What?
302
00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:57,076
Rory had her first
kiss. And that guy did it.
303
00:15:58,282 --> 00:15:59,872
-The new kid.
-Yep.
304
00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:03,578
-Look at him. Look how smug he is.
-He's bagging groceries.
305
00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:07,447
-It's hard to be smug bagging groceries.
-Look how he just handled those lemons.
306
00:16:07,691 --> 00:16:09,917
-What're you talking about?
-He threw them in the bag.
307
00:16:10,106 --> 00:16:11,426
Not tossed them
or placed them...
308
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,246
but threw them like they
meant nothing to him.
309
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,710
-They're lemons.
-They're symbolic.
310
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,643
-Okay, we need to get you out of here.
-No.
311
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,610
That Lothario over there
has wormed his way...
312
00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:20,312
into my daughter's
heart and mouth...
313
00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:22,620
-and for that he must die.
-That's it. Let's go.
314
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:24,952
-You're not gonna kill the bag boy.
-Why not?
315
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:28,249
'Cause it's double-coupon
day. You'll bring down the town.
316
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:31,587
Okay, I'm out. Stop pushing me.
317
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,731
What are you thinking,
spying on that kid like that?
318
00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:34,788
I don't know.
319
00:16:34,921 --> 00:16:37,561
I just wanted to see him. I've seen
him already but before he was...
320
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:38,865
-Rory's boyfriend?
-Shush, you.
321
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,111
-She's growing up.
-I know.
322
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,770
There's nothing you
can do about that.
323
00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:44,304
Okay, Mr. Reality, break
into somebody else's house.
324
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:45,610
Sorry.
325
00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:48,290
-Why didn't she tell me?
-What?
326
00:16:48,452 --> 00:16:50,564
Why didn't Rory tell
me about the kiss?
327
00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:52,571
Maybe she didn't know
you'd take it so well.
328
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,092
You want to hear
something crazy?
329
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:56,545
'Cause all the talk up until
now has been so normal?
330
00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:59,043
-He kind of looks like Christopher.
-The grocery kid?
331
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,461
Yeah. He looks like Christopher.
332
00:17:01,692 --> 00:17:03,599
And Christopher is Rory's dad?
333
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,283
The hair, the build,
something about the eyes.
334
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,944
-He reminds me of Christopher.
-That's not too surprising.
335
00:17:10,186 --> 00:17:11,426
You're gonna quote Freud to me?
336
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,317
'Cause I'll push you
in front of a moving car.
337
00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:16,110
-This talk was going so well.
-You and Rory are a lot alike.
338
00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:18,546
It's not surprising you would
have similar tastes in men.
339
00:17:18,678 --> 00:17:19,678
I guess.
340
00:17:19,802 --> 00:17:23,028
But why? Why didn't she tell
me? We tell each other everything.
341
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:26,371
-This is different.
-But we tell each other everything else.
342
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:29,417
But this she keeps a secret.
It's 'cause it's a guy thing.
343
00:17:29,628 --> 00:17:31,218
-Probably.
-That's not good.
344
00:17:31,377 --> 00:17:34,251
I have to make her understand
that I'm okay with the guy thing...
345
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:36,843
'cause not talking about
guys and our personal lives...
346
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,471
that's me and my mom.
That is not me and Rory.
347
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:42,376
-Are you okay with the guy thing?
-Yes.
348
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:45,049
-Really?
-Okay-ish.
349
00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:47,513
-That's not okay.
-That's okay with an "ish."
350
00:17:47,698 --> 00:17:48,970
Whatever you say.
351
00:17:49,322 --> 00:17:52,355
She thinks I'll disapprove,
right? Well, I won't.
352
00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:55,250
I will show her that
I think this is great.
353
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,555
Once she sees that
I think this is great...
354
00:17:57,732 --> 00:18:00,038
everything will be back to
normal between us, right?
355
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,900
Right, okay, good.
356
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:05,417
So you passed the need for an actual
person to talk to several minutes ago.
357
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:08,073
-Yeah, before the gelato stand.
-You're an amazing woman.
358
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:09,901
Thank you for noticing.
359
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,619
[INVESTIGATIVE MUSIC]
360
00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:31,725
Sorry I'm late.
361
00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:35,192
No big deal. There's
Chinese in the fridge.
362
00:18:35,216 --> 00:18:36,216
Okay.
363
00:18:40,782 --> 00:18:43,008
So, kissed any good boys lately?
364
00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:45,672
-Who?
-Mrs. Kim.
365
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:47,924
Of course.
366
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,825
-So, he's cute.
-Yeah, he is.
367
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:57,353
-Can he spell?
-He can spell and read.
368
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,940
-How long have you known?
-Since this morning.
369
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,940
You didn't think you were going to
be able to keep it a secret, did you?
370
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:06,528
-You were making out in the market.
-We weren't making out.
371
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,276
It was just one kiss.
372
00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:11,937
Yeah, by the time that gets to Miss
Patty's it's a scene from Nine 1/2 Weeks.
373
00:19:12,174 --> 00:19:14,968
You've known all this
time? At Luke's? Here?
374
00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:16,381
Yeah.
375
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:17,705
You could have said something.
376
00:19:17,837 --> 00:19:21,063
Now, funny. I was going to
say the same thing to you.
377
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,129
-So.
-So.
378
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,205
-What now?
-Now? Nothing.
379
00:19:27,579 --> 00:19:30,089
No? No lecture
about kissing a boy?
380
00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:32,795
-No. Why, did you do it wrong?
-No.
381
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,354
I don't think.
382
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,364
I didn't love the
way I found out...
383
00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:41,482
but you're getting older. These things
are bound to happen occasionally.
384
00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,620
-Actually, I think it's great.
-No, you don't.
385
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,690
Yes, I do. I'm thrilled.
386
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,204
-Thrilled?
-Yeah.
387
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,501
You're completely weirded
out by this, aren't you?
388
00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:54,116
No, you're crazy. I'm
perfectly fine with it.
389
00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:56,978
You don't seem fine. You seem
the complete opposite of fine.
390
00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:58,406
You're projecting that on me...
391
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,543
'cause you don't want to think that
I'm fine when I am, as I have said, fine.
392
00:20:01,761 --> 00:20:02,795
Okay.
393
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,523
Never been finer.
394
00:20:06,716 --> 00:20:07,863
Got it.
395
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:14,563
-You want some?
-No, thanks. I'm fine.
396
00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:21,727
We have to be really quick 'cause
the video store's gonna close.
397
00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:25,263
So stick to our list. No impulse
buying like toothpaste or soap.
398
00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:30,323
-Rory?
-You know what?
399
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,605
I think we have enough
stuff to eat at home.
400
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:33,780
Really?
401
00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:36,573
Where do you live? 'Cause the
home I left this morning had nothing.
402
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,651
Well, we're ordering
pizza. That's enough.
403
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:39,366
Are you crazy?
404
00:20:39,566 --> 00:20:42,235
You can't watch Willy Wonka
without massive amounts of junk food.
405
00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:45,232
It's not right. I won't
allow it. We're going in.
406
00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:50,176
-Rory, it's fine.
-It's too weird.
407
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:53,502
-I'm gonna have to meet him eventually.
-Okay, how about next year?
408
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:57,345
I'm going to be so cool in there,
you will mistake me for Shaft.
409
00:20:57,594 --> 00:21:00,024
-There will be no interrogation.
-I swear.
410
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:02,283
No kissing noises. No
stories from my childhood.
411
00:21:02,465 --> 00:21:04,418
No referring to
Chicago as ChiTown.
412
00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:07,053
No James Dean jokes. No
father-with-a-shotgun stares.
413
00:21:07,252 --> 00:21:09,717
-No Nancy Walker impressions.
-Come on.
414
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:13,517
-Promise me.
-I really and truly promise.
415
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:15,940
Now can we please
go to the market?
416
00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:18,952
Okay, let's go.
417
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,834
I don't see him.
418
00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:27,442
All right, maybe
he's on a break.
419
00:21:27,612 --> 00:21:29,407
Yeah, maybe he's on a break.
420
00:21:30,526 --> 00:21:32,718
-Okay, good. So we can shop.
-Yep.
421
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,774
Do we want marshmallows?
422
00:21:35,106 --> 00:21:38,331
And jellybeans. And
chocolate Kisses.
423
00:21:38,562 --> 00:21:41,151
Cookie dough we have
at home, peanut butter...
424
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,287
Do they have that thing that's
like a sugar stick on one side...
425
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:47,033
but you dip it in the sugar on
the other side and then you eat it?
426
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,565
We are gonna be so sick. It's
amazing that we still function.
427
00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:52,945
There he is.
428
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,674
Boy, he's tall. That must have
been some back-bender, that kiss.
429
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,028
-Mom!
-Make sure you warm up next time.
430
00:21:59,254 --> 00:22:02,048
-Okay, we are leaving now.
-Sorry. Done now.
431
00:22:03,085 --> 00:22:06,356
He's got great eyes. You got
to love a guy with great eyes.
432
00:22:06,582 --> 00:22:08,252
-And a nice smile.
-Very nice.
433
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,720
-Think we can get him to turn around?
-It's nice, too.
434
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,422
-Really?
-Trust me.
435
00:22:12,994 --> 00:22:14,664
You girls having
another movie night?
436
00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:16,779
Yeah, it's Willy Wonka
& the Chocolate Factory.
437
00:22:16,949 --> 00:22:18,909
That's nice. Isn't that the
one with Gene Hackman?
438
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,105
Gene Wilder.
439
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:21,873
-You're a Wonka fan?
-Yeah.
440
00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:26,435
Dean, this is my mom,
Lorelai. And, Mom, this is Dean.
441
00:22:27,316 --> 00:22:29,269
-Nice to meet you, Dean.
-Yeah, you, too.
442
00:22:29,439 --> 00:22:31,870
-Nice apron.
-Thanks.
443
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,398
-$41 .83.
-Wow.
444
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,707
It's expensive to slowly
rot your insides, isn't it?
445
00:22:38,307 --> 00:22:39,625
Here you go.
446
00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:42,793
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
447
00:22:44,178 --> 00:22:47,164
So, Dean, nice meeting
you. Hope to see you again.
448
00:22:47,426 --> 00:22:48,902
-Yeah.
-Dean.
449
00:22:51,381 --> 00:22:53,448
-See, that wasn't so bad.
-You're right.
450
00:22:53,629 --> 00:22:55,582
I said nothing
embarrassing, nothing stupid.
451
00:22:55,752 --> 00:22:58,739
-I appreciate that.
-So chill out, supermarket slut.
452
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:02,422
See, even a little information
in your hands is dangerous.
453
00:23:07,077 --> 00:23:08,110
I need coffee.
454
00:23:08,243 --> 00:23:09,992
Mom, the video store
closes in 10 minutes.
455
00:23:10,158 --> 00:23:12,350
You run to the video
store, and I'll go get coffee.
456
00:23:12,531 --> 00:23:14,519
-Fine.
-Go, go, go. I'll meet you at Luke's.
457
00:23:15,071 --> 00:23:16,071
Hey!
458
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,705
You forgot your Red Vines.
459
00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:20,245
Wow! You totally
saved the night!
460
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:21,873
-Thanks.
-Sure.
461
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,480
Hey.
462
00:23:27,436 --> 00:23:29,424
-What are you doing tonight?
-Me?
463
00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:32,119
Well, I don't know.
464
00:23:32,932 --> 00:23:35,806
Do you want to come over? We're
ordering pizza, we got a movie.
465
00:23:36,013 --> 00:23:37,529
The neighborhood's
got a pool going...
466
00:23:37,553 --> 00:23:41,619
to see who falls into a sugar coma
first. I'm the favorite. It might be fun.
467
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:47,089
It's totally casual. I'm
sure Rory would love it.
468
00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:49,125
Okay, sure. What time?
469
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:50,851
-7:00 sound good?
-Sounds fine.
470
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:54,193
-Let me give you our address.
-That's okay. I know where you live.
471
00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:57,482
Right. Of course you
do. So see you tonight.
472
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,136
-Bye.
-Bye.
473
00:24:01,618 --> 00:24:03,095
-So?
-Got it.
474
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,468
Score! On the one
hand I'm glad it was in...
475
00:24:05,657 --> 00:24:07,839
but on the other hand what
kind of world do we live in...
476
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,499
where no one has rented Willy
Wonka & the Chocolate Factory?
477
00:24:10,694 --> 00:24:12,648
-Well, we rented it.
-Thank God for us.
478
00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,044
I invited your friend
over to watch it with us.
479
00:24:15,232 --> 00:24:16,664
-What friend?
-Dean.
480
00:24:16,815 --> 00:24:17,815
What?
481
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:21,052
I told him what we were doing
tonight, and he was totally into it.
482
00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:23,939
So... Why are you
looking at me like that?
483
00:24:24,392 --> 00:24:28,265
-You invited Dean to our house?
-Yes.
484
00:24:28,514 --> 00:24:30,786
-Are you crazy?
-Why are you mad?
485
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,957
We haven't even been out
on a date by ourselves yet.
486
00:24:34,177 --> 00:24:37,879
My first date with Dean is gonna be
with my mother? What is wrong with you?
487
00:24:38,132 --> 00:24:40,483
I'm sorry. I thought you
would be happy about this.
488
00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:42,977
In what universe
would I be happy?
489
00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:45,601
This isn't Amish country. Girls
and boys usually date alone.
490
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:46,893
I don't think of it as a date.
491
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:49,063
I thought of it more as a
hanging out kind of session.
492
00:24:49,248 --> 00:24:52,361
I don't want our first hanging out
session to be with my mother, either.
493
00:24:52,579 --> 00:24:54,374
-Stop saying mother like that.
-Like what?
494
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,682
Like there's supposed
to be another word after it.
495
00:24:56,868 --> 00:25:00,218
I can't believe you did
this. I'm so humiliated.
496
00:25:00,906 --> 00:25:02,894
You're totally overreacting.
497
00:25:03,071 --> 00:25:06,819
I invited him to a movie and
pizza, not to Niagara Falls.
498
00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:09,127
He's the boy that I like.
499
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,898
I know. I looked for one that you
hated. But it was really short notice.
500
00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:15,702
And now he's forced to come
over, sit with me and my mother...
501
00:25:15,895 --> 00:25:17,769
and eat crap and watch a movie?
502
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,440
I just invited a friend
of yours to hang out.
503
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,752
What's the big deal?
What if Lane had done it?
504
00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:25,837
You're not Lane.
You're my mother.
505
00:25:26,012 --> 00:25:29,203
You inviting him over is like
Grandma inviting a guy you liked over.
506
00:25:29,426 --> 00:25:31,777
-You're comparing me to my mother?
-No. I just...
507
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,793
I'm Emily Gilmore now? My,
how the mighty have fallen.
508
00:25:35,005 --> 00:25:36,005
I didn't mean that.
509
00:25:36,129 --> 00:25:38,560
-I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
-I know.
510
00:25:38,751 --> 00:25:41,136
If I was Emily Gilmore, I'd
be trying to humiliate you.
511
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,286
-I just...
-Look, I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up.
512
00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:46,594
I was trying to...
513
00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:49,294
Look, I'll go. I'll
un-invite him.
514
00:25:50,034 --> 00:25:53,340
I'll tell him it's canceled on account
of I just found out that I'm my mother.
515
00:25:53,574 --> 00:25:57,481
-And I have to go into intensive therapy.
-No, you can't un-invite him.
516
00:25:57,737 --> 00:25:59,129
He'll think I wigged
out or something.
517
00:25:59,153 --> 00:26:01,901
Then I'll just disappear,
and you guys can be alone.
518
00:26:02,276 --> 00:26:05,661
And have it look like my mom
arranged a date for me? No!
519
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,454
What do we do?
520
00:26:08,729 --> 00:26:10,126
He has to come.
521
00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:14,812
It won't be so bad, okay? Just
pizza, and a movie, and hanging out.
522
00:26:15,099 --> 00:26:18,211
I promise you won't feel
like your mother is there.
523
00:26:21,885 --> 00:26:22,918
Okay.
524
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:24,792
Okay.
525
00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:29,998
You might, however, feel
like my mother is there.
526
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,946
This is good. Add some cold
cream, and some curlers...
527
00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:41,753
and let him know what he'll
be coming home to every night.
528
00:26:41,953 --> 00:26:44,304
This was supposed
to be a simple night.
529
00:26:44,493 --> 00:26:46,878
Watch movie, eat junk,
go to bed feeling sick.
530
00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:48,426
End of story.
531
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:52,082
Now I'm supposed to look pretty and
girly, which is completely impossible...
532
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,274
because I'm gross, and
I have nothing to wear.
533
00:26:54,443 --> 00:26:56,431
-Do you want some help?
-No.
534
00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:58,755
-Yes.
-Okay.
535
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,739
Let's see. This and...
536
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,270
All right, well...
537
00:27:09,556 --> 00:27:12,703
This says, "Hello, I'm hip
and cute, but also relaxed."
538
00:27:12,929 --> 00:27:17,518
"Since this is something I just threw
on, even though it looks fantastic on me."
539
00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:19,565
-How did you do that?
-What?
540
00:27:19,715 --> 00:27:22,782
I've been staring at that top
for 20 minutes. It was just a top.
541
00:27:23,005 --> 00:27:25,277
You walk in, and in
three seconds it's an outfit.
542
00:27:25,461 --> 00:27:28,131
It comes from years of
experiencing fashion brain freeze...
543
00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:29,731
just like the one you had.
544
00:27:29,874 --> 00:27:31,510
-How do you do it?
-What?
545
00:27:31,665 --> 00:27:33,380
This whole guy thing?
546
00:27:33,789 --> 00:27:35,662
I've watched you
when you talk to a man.
547
00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:38,383
You have a comeback for
everything. You make him laugh.
548
00:27:38,576 --> 00:27:40,688
-You smile right.
-I smile right?
549
00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:44,137
-Then you do the hair flip.
-Oh, twirl. It's a hair twirl.
550
00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:46,919
Then you walk away. And
he just stands there, amazed...
551
00:27:47,111 --> 00:27:48,667
like he can't believe
what happened.
552
00:27:48,818 --> 00:27:52,089
-That's because I just stole his wallet.
-I'll never be able to do that.
553
00:27:52,316 --> 00:27:55,825
Trig, I can do. But
boys and dating, forget it.
554
00:27:56,313 --> 00:27:57,869
I'm a total spaz.
555
00:28:00,476 --> 00:28:01,623
Listen.
556
00:28:02,183 --> 00:28:06,090
The talking part, you just get used
to. The hair twirl, I can teach you.
557
00:28:06,347 --> 00:28:08,254
And the
leaving-him-amazed part...
558
00:28:08,428 --> 00:28:11,142
with your brain and killer
blue eyes, I'm not worried.
559
00:28:11,343 --> 00:28:14,534
You'll do fine. Just give
yourself a little time to get there.
560
00:28:14,757 --> 00:28:16,824
-Is half an hour enough?
-Plenty.
561
00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:20,832
Come on. Dab on some lip gloss,
clear but fruity. Maybe a little mascara.
562
00:28:21,085 --> 00:28:23,754
Wear your hair down,
and your attitude high.
563
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,556
You're like a
crazy Elsa Klensch.
564
00:28:25,707 --> 00:28:29,375
Oh, thank you. Come on, now,
hustle. We got a man coming over.
565
00:28:43,110 --> 00:28:46,062
-What time did you tell him to get here?
-7:00.
566
00:28:47,565 --> 00:28:50,313
Maybe something happened.
Maybe he's not coming.
567
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:53,110
Maybe he's just late,
Miss German Train.
568
00:29:00,804 --> 00:29:01,804
Oops.
569
00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:03,137
What?
570
00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:06,135
Chicago is one of my favorite
towns. There used to be a club there...
571
00:29:06,342 --> 00:29:08,851
-What was it called, baby?
-Mister Kelly's.
572
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,763
Yeah, Mister Kelly's.
You ever go there?
573
00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:13,114
-They've got Dean.
-Wait here.
574
00:29:15,043 --> 00:29:18,507
-So, Dean, you like jazz?
-He sure does.
575
00:29:19,082 --> 00:29:22,387
It's all we ever hear
about, right? Jazz.
576
00:29:22,996 --> 00:29:25,870
Hey, sugar. We were just getting
to know your young man here.
577
00:29:26,077 --> 00:29:27,633
Yeah, I see that.
578
00:29:27,784 --> 00:29:30,850
Dean, would you mind going
inside and helping Rory out?
579
00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:34,105
There's a struggle with a pickle
jar lid that I think she's about to lose.
580
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,273
-Sure, yeah.
-It was nice talking to you, Dean.
581
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:38,840
Yeah, you, too.
582
00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:41,539
-Stay cool, kid.
-I will.
583
00:29:43,646 --> 00:29:45,475
-Oh, is he cute!
-Yeah.
584
00:29:45,645 --> 00:29:48,030
And that Chuck
Heston chin of his!
585
00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:50,691
-Is he Rory's boyfriend?
-No, they're just friends.
586
00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:52,242
That's not what I heard.
587
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:56,536
Kissing at the market. Gives a
whole new meaning to Tasting Day.
588
00:29:56,803 --> 00:30:01,153
Okay. I got to get back inside and
shower. So, I'll talk to you guys later.
589
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,572
Have a good evening.
590
00:30:02,716 --> 00:30:05,180
And don't forget to
invite us to the wedding.
591
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,969
Oh, won't their
kids be gorgeous!
592
00:30:08,336 --> 00:30:10,006
Oh, God, I hope not.
593
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,303
I'm sorry I'm late.
594
00:30:17,495 --> 00:30:20,369
-I got here, like, a half hour ago.
-We believe you.
595
00:30:20,576 --> 00:30:24,006
We'd believe you if you said
you got here three hours ago.
596
00:30:27,779 --> 00:30:30,244
So, Dean, how do you
like it here in Stars Hollow?
597
00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:31,761
I like it.
598
00:30:31,901 --> 00:30:34,695
It's quiet, but nice.
599
00:30:35,190 --> 00:30:39,302
-I like all the trees everywhere.
-Yeah, the trees here are something.
600
00:30:39,645 --> 00:30:43,234
When Rory was little, she found out
that one was called a weeping willow.
601
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,269
And so she spent hours
trying to cheer it up.
602
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,912
You know, like
telling it jokes and...
603
00:30:49,096 --> 00:30:51,209
No, I'm sorry. That was me.
604
00:30:54,384 --> 00:30:57,053
-Would you like a tour of the house?
-Okay.
605
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:58,257
Okay.
606
00:30:58,381 --> 00:31:02,890
So, this is the living room,
where we do our living.
607
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,113
Upstairs is my room
and the good bathroom.
608
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:13,502
The kitchen is
right through here.
609
00:31:13,702 --> 00:31:16,337
You ever heard a
fridge yodel before?
610
00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:20,024
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
611
00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:22,540
Well, you have your basics.
612
00:31:22,695 --> 00:31:25,966
Microwave for popcorn,
stove for storing shoes...
613
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:29,153
refrigerator, which is
completely worthless.
614
00:31:29,482 --> 00:31:30,482
Interesting.
615
00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:31,606
[DOORBELL RINGS]
616
00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:33,650
I'll get that. Rory, you
take over as tour guide.
617
00:31:33,853 --> 00:31:36,522
Make sure and show
him the emergency exits.
618
00:31:38,683 --> 00:31:40,988
-That's my mom.
-She's got energy.
619
00:31:41,389 --> 00:31:44,103
Yeah, well, she's 90%
water, 10% caffeine.
620
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:50,095
-So, what's in there?
-That's my room.
621
00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,014
Really? Can I see it?
622
00:31:54,505 --> 00:31:56,731
Wow! Very clean.
623
00:32:01,624 --> 00:32:02,657
How much does it suck...
624
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,830
that they used Pink Moon in
a Volkswagen commercial?
625
00:32:04,954 --> 00:32:06,226
Oh, I know.
626
00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:11,977
-So, are you gonna come in?
-Oh, no, I've seen it.
627
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,386
I mean, you look like you're
glued to the door there.
628
00:32:14,572 --> 00:32:17,843
No, I'm just observing my
room from a new perspective.
629
00:32:18,402 --> 00:32:22,229
I hardly ever stand here. It's really
making me re-think my throw pillows.
630
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:26,946
-Would you like me to get out of here?
-No, I'm fine with you looking around.
631
00:32:28,936 --> 00:32:31,650
-Nice chicken.
-Or, you know, at least I was.
632
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:35,200
-We do not need dessert, Sookie.
-Everybody needs dessert.
633
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,782
-So, where is Rory?
-With Dean.
634
00:32:37,971 --> 00:32:40,435
Oh, that's right. Dean is here.
635
00:32:40,635 --> 00:32:42,350
Yeah, right. You need to go now.
636
00:32:42,508 --> 00:32:44,655
-Please. I just want one little peek.
-No.
637
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,350
Okay, fine. So, how are
you? How are you doing?
638
00:32:48,588 --> 00:32:50,621
-Sookie.
-I'm concerned.
639
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,509
-You're stalling.
-Am I?
640
00:32:55,623 --> 00:32:59,053
-Hey, Lorelai.
-Hey, Joe. What do I owe you?
641
00:32:59,288 --> 00:33:00,559
-$15 even.
-Okay.
642
00:33:02,077 --> 00:33:04,144
-How you doing?
-Awesome.
643
00:33:04,326 --> 00:33:05,722
What did you get on your pizza?
644
00:33:05,866 --> 00:33:08,580
Did you ask for extra sauce?
Because I always ask for extra sauce...
645
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,608
Sookie, she's already freaked
out that I invited him here.
646
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:14,966
If she thinks I'm parading him in
front of all my friends, she'll kill me.
647
00:33:15,192 --> 00:33:18,065
-But, I just...
-Death, bloody and slow, okay?
648
00:33:18,273 --> 00:33:20,499
-Mom, is that the pizza?
-Yeah.
649
00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:22,454
-Okay, bye. Now go.
-[WHISPERS] I just wanted...
650
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,148
No. Bye. See you.
651
00:33:28,557 --> 00:33:30,624
-So, you hungry?
-Starving.
652
00:33:30,805 --> 00:33:34,125
-Where's the pizza?
-The pizza's... Pizza!
653
00:33:35,718 --> 00:33:37,274
Just bringing in the pizza.
654
00:33:37,425 --> 00:33:40,412
Hi, I'm Sookie. I'm
a friend of Lorelai's.
655
00:33:40,672 --> 00:33:41,944
-Hi.
-Hi.
656
00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,528
Nice to meet you, Dean. I mean,
not that I knew you were Dean.
657
00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:47,062
But you do look like a Dean.
Doesn't he look like a Dean?
658
00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:50,601
Yeah, of all the people standing in
this room, he looks most like a Dean.
659
00:33:50,831 --> 00:33:52,149
Bye, Sookie.
660
00:33:52,913 --> 00:33:54,469
Have fun. Okay.
661
00:33:58,409 --> 00:34:00,044
Here, I'll take that.
662
00:34:00,199 --> 00:34:02,553
Oh, thanks. Great.
The coffee table's fine.
663
00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:03,577
Okay.
664
00:34:04,071 --> 00:34:05,218
I did not invite her here.
665
00:34:05,362 --> 00:34:08,031
Why didn't you set up a camera,
broadcast it all over the Internet?
666
00:34:08,235 --> 00:34:10,381
Because I don't think that big.
667
00:34:12,107 --> 00:34:13,822
Thank God there's
good pizza here.
668
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:17,252
Yeah. We didn't know what kind
you liked, so we just got everything.
669
00:34:17,477 --> 00:34:18,795
Everything is fine.
670
00:34:18,935 --> 00:34:20,922
Good. Well, while it's hot.
671
00:34:32,674 --> 00:34:36,706
WILLY WONKA: Now, remember, no
messing about. No touching, no tasting...
672
00:34:36,963 --> 00:34:38,791
-Who needs more?
-I do.
673
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:41,690
-Wow, you can eat.
-Yes, I can.
674
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:43,938
That's bad, isn't it?
675
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,069
No. Most girls don't
eat. It's good you eat.
676
00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:48,480
I'm all for it.
677
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,130
Let's talk about something
besides my eating habits, shall we?
678
00:34:51,701 --> 00:34:53,291
Oompa Loompas!
679
00:34:56,447 --> 00:34:58,276
My mom has a thing
for the Oompa Loompas.
680
00:34:58,446 --> 00:35:01,081
I don't think finding them
amusing constitutes a thing.
681
00:35:01,277 --> 00:35:04,071
No, but having a recurring
dream about marrying one does.
682
00:35:04,274 --> 00:35:06,784
Don't get me started on your
Prince Charming crush, okay?
683
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:10,524
At least my obsessions are live.
You have a thing for a cartoon.
684
00:35:11,353 --> 00:35:14,261
-Prince Charming, huh?
-It was a long time ago.
685
00:35:14,475 --> 00:35:16,667
Not the Cinderella one,
the Sleeping Beauty one.
686
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:19,074
-'Cause he could dance.
-Yeah.
687
00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:21,902
I've got sisters.
688
00:35:22,469 --> 00:35:25,502
So, come on, Dean, tell us some
of your embarrassing secrets.
689
00:35:25,716 --> 00:35:27,988
Well, I have no
embarrassing secrets.
690
00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:29,525
Oh, please.
691
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,386
-I bet I know one.
-What?
692
00:35:31,545 --> 00:35:33,896
The theme from Ice
Castles makes you cry.
693
00:35:34,085 --> 00:35:35,834
-That's a good one.
-That's not true.
694
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
I've got one.
695
00:35:37,124 --> 00:35:39,952
At the end of The Way We
Were, you wanted Robert Redford...
696
00:35:40,164 --> 00:35:42,151
to dump his wife and
kid for Barbra Streisand.
697
00:35:42,329 --> 00:35:44,680
-I've never seen The Way We Were.
-Are you kidding?
698
00:35:44,868 --> 00:35:46,936
What are you waiting
for? Heartache, laughter...
699
00:35:47,116 --> 00:35:49,547
-Communism.
-All in one neat package.
700
00:35:49,989 --> 00:35:52,261
I'll have to experience
that sometime.
701
00:35:52,446 --> 00:35:54,638
-Next movie night.
-It's a plan.
702
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:58,299
-I'm gonna get the popcorn.
-Bring the spray cheese.
703
00:36:02,064 --> 00:36:05,051
At what point does the outsider get
to suggest a movie for movie night?
704
00:36:05,269 --> 00:36:08,017
It depends. What movie
are you thinking of?
705
00:36:08,225 --> 00:36:10,780
I don't know, Boogie
Nights, maybe.
706
00:36:11,265 --> 00:36:14,013
-You'll never get it past Lorelai.
-Not a Marky Mark fan?
707
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,288
She had a bad
reaction to Magnolia.
708
00:36:16,469 --> 00:36:19,741
She sat there screaming for
three hours, "I want my life back!"
709
00:36:19,966 --> 00:36:23,510
Then we got kicked out of the theater.
It was actually a pretty entertaining day.
710
00:36:23,755 --> 00:36:25,232
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
711
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,089
I guess I'll have to come up
with a different movie then.
712
00:36:29,293 --> 00:36:30,849
I guess you will.
713
00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:35,258
Are they chocolate eggs?
714
00:36:35,413 --> 00:36:37,525
That Oompa Loompa right there.
715
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,483
You know when he's dancing...
716
00:37:04,266 --> 00:37:06,538
these are the geese
that lay the golden eggs.
717
00:37:06,722 --> 00:37:08,914
As you can see, they're
larger than ordinary geese.
718
00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:11,367
As a matter of fact, they're
quadruple-sized geese...
719
00:37:11,552 --> 00:37:13,858
which produce
octuple-sized eggs...
720
00:37:14,049 --> 00:37:15,082
Thank you.
721
00:37:15,215 --> 00:37:16,885
But Easter's over!
722
00:37:17,547 --> 00:37:19,103
They don't know that.
723
00:37:19,254 --> 00:37:22,479
-Hey, Daddy, I want a golden goose.
-Here we go again.
724
00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,504
All right, sweetheart. All right.
Daddy'll get you a golden goose...
725
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:28,740
-as soon as we get home.
-No, I want one of those!
726
00:37:29,996 --> 00:37:32,108
Wonka, how much do you
want for the golden goose?
727
00:37:32,286 --> 00:37:34,606
They're not for sale... Hey.
728
00:37:34,784 --> 00:37:36,454
I'll be right back.
729
00:37:37,407 --> 00:37:40,105
I want one... Mom.
730
00:37:40,487 --> 00:37:42,282
-What?
-What are you doing in here?
731
00:37:42,444 --> 00:37:44,564
Trying to find the best
bathing suit for my bust size.
732
00:37:44,693 --> 00:37:46,203
Get back in there.
733
00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:49,114
Why? What happened? Did
the bag boy try something?
734
00:37:49,314 --> 00:37:51,994
He's sitting there, and he's
watching the movie, and he's perfect...
735
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,413
-and he smells really good.
-What?
736
00:37:54,601 --> 00:37:57,191
He smells really good,
and he looks amazing...
737
00:37:57,392 --> 00:37:59,504
and I am stupid! I
said, "Thank you."
738
00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:02,668
-You said "thank you"?
-When he kissed me.
739
00:38:03,387 --> 00:38:04,614
He kissed you again?
740
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,589
What, is he just out
of prison or something?
741
00:38:06,759 --> 00:38:08,985
No, not now.
Yesterday, at the store.
742
00:38:09,174 --> 00:38:11,054
All right. Strike the
prison comment. So wait...
743
00:38:11,131 --> 00:38:14,278
-he kissed you and you said "thank you"?
-Yes.
744
00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:16,173
That was very polite.
745
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:19,129
No, it was stupid. And I don't
know what I'm doing here.
746
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,733
You're sitting in the kitchen.
What kind of chaperon are you?
747
00:38:21,831 --> 00:38:24,311
I'm not trying to be a chaperon.
I'm trying to be a girlfriend.
748
00:38:24,412 --> 00:38:27,206
Well, switch gears 'cause
I'm freaking out here!
749
00:38:27,409 --> 00:38:29,601
You really like him, don't you?
750
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:33,572
-Yeah.
-Okay, then. Just calm down.
751
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:37,324
I don't want to do or say anything
else that's gonna be remotely moronic.
752
00:38:37,568 --> 00:38:40,760
I'm afraid once your heart is
involved it all comes out in moron.
753
00:38:40,982 --> 00:38:43,969
-Just please come back in.
-Okay. Let's go, then.
754
00:38:44,231 --> 00:38:46,820
We can't go back in together,
though. That would be too obvious.
755
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:50,211
Right. Okay, I'll go in first,
and you go to the bathroom.
756
00:38:50,434 --> 00:38:52,989
Okay, good. Tell him
I had to wash my face.
757
00:38:53,182 --> 00:38:55,976
-Yes. 'Cause of all the sugar you ate.
-Yes, good, very good.
758
00:38:56,179 --> 00:38:57,213
Okay.
759
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:04,136
Hi. I'm back.
760
00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:09,000
-Rory went to wash her face.
-Oh, okay.
761
00:39:11,876 --> 00:39:15,544
Swifter than eagles,
stronger than lions...
762
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,193
Hey, Grandpa, what was
that we just went through?
763
00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:26,981
Dean.
764
00:39:28,197 --> 00:39:30,661
I don't know exactly
how to say this...
765
00:39:30,944 --> 00:39:34,294
but this is a very different kind of
household you walked into tonight.
766
00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:35,876
Yeah, I know.
767
00:39:36,357 --> 00:39:39,105
See, Rory is my daughter.
768
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,626
-Here comes the talk.
-How about I talk, you listen?
769
00:39:43,393 --> 00:39:45,777
Rory is a smart kid. She's
never been much for guys.
770
00:39:45,974 --> 00:39:47,694
So the fact that she
likes you means a lot.
771
00:39:47,765 --> 00:39:49,991
I don't believe she'd waste
her time with some loser.
772
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,213
But you're watching me.
773
00:39:51,346 --> 00:39:54,060
Sweetheart, the whole
town is watching you.
774
00:39:54,343 --> 00:39:57,057
That girl in there is
beloved around here.
775
00:39:57,549 --> 00:40:01,694
You hurt her, there's not a safe
place within 100 miles for you to hide.
776
00:40:01,962 --> 00:40:04,756
This is a very small,
weird place you moved to.
777
00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:06,311
I've noticed.
778
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,014
So, just know all
eyes are on you.
779
00:40:10,705 --> 00:40:11,898
Anything else?
780
00:40:12,038 --> 00:40:15,025
-She's not going on your motorcycle.
-I don't have a motorcycle.
781
00:40:15,243 --> 00:40:19,070
-She's not going on your motorcycle.
-Fine. She won't go on my motorcycle.
782
00:40:19,324 --> 00:40:22,232
Curfew will be enforced. You will
not detract from her schoolwork.
783
00:40:22,446 --> 00:40:24,326
You're gonna start
handling those lemons better.
784
00:40:24,361 --> 00:40:26,201
-What?
-Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking.
785
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,426
I reserve the right to change, alter,
tweak, or add to this list of rules...
786
00:40:29,649 --> 00:40:30,717
at any given time...
787
00:40:30,857 --> 00:40:33,412
without any written
notice. Am I clear?
788
00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:35,167
You're clear.
789
00:40:35,936 --> 00:40:37,809
-Good.
-My turn to speak?
790
00:40:39,184 --> 00:40:40,660
Fine. Go ahead.
791
00:40:41,515 --> 00:40:43,468
You can lay on all
the rules you want.
792
00:40:43,638 --> 00:40:46,227
You can have the
whole town spy on me...
793
00:40:46,428 --> 00:40:48,983
and stare at me, and
chase me through the streets.
794
00:40:49,176 --> 00:40:51,243
I like the "chase you
through the streets" idea.
795
00:40:51,424 --> 00:40:53,624
But I just want you to know
that I'm not going anywhere.
796
00:40:53,797 --> 00:40:56,181
It's gonna be a short
chase then, isn't it?
797
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:57,704
I need you not to hate me.
798
00:40:57,961 --> 00:41:01,027
If you hate me, then I don't
have a shot in hell with Rory.
799
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,599
-Rory has her own mind.
-Yeah, but you're her best friend.
800
00:41:03,623 --> 00:41:07,086
And what you think means
everything to her, and you know that.
801
00:41:08,369 --> 00:41:11,833
I want to like you,
'cause Rory likes you.
802
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:15,091
-But you don't.
-I want to.
803
00:41:15,489 --> 00:41:17,635
And I usually get what I want.
804
00:41:19,819 --> 00:41:21,170
Fair enough.
805
00:41:27,147 --> 00:41:29,532
She's taking a long
time on her face.
806
00:41:29,727 --> 00:41:31,873
Yeah, well, Rory
is a perfectionist.
807
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:36,170
Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka.
808
00:41:37,305 --> 00:41:39,134
Tell your mom
thanks for inviting me.
809
00:41:39,303 --> 00:41:41,132
I'm sorry if this
was totally weird.
810
00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:45,652
-With my mom inviting you over...
-No. It was good, really.
811
00:41:46,382 --> 00:41:48,097
-Really?
-Yeah.
812
00:41:59,538 --> 00:42:00,810
Thank you.
813
00:42:13,611 --> 00:42:15,246
So, that went well.
814
00:42:16,025 --> 00:42:17,457
Yeah, not bad.
815
00:42:18,148 --> 00:42:19,819
Did I humiliate you?
816
00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:23,982
I don't know. What did you say to
him when I went to the bathroom?
817
00:42:24,228 --> 00:42:25,898
That you're pretty.
818
00:42:26,518 --> 00:42:28,346
-Liar.
-Yeah, well...
819
00:42:30,306 --> 00:42:32,418
-I'm gonna go to bed.
-Okay.
820
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:35,886
[LORELAI SIGHS HEAVILY]
821
00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:40,847
-Mom, what's the matter?
-Nothing.
822
00:42:41,756 --> 00:42:43,982
Yes, there is. Come on. Tell me.
823
00:42:44,504 --> 00:42:45,697
Nothing.
824
00:42:48,376 --> 00:42:51,284
I really wanted you to
tell me about that kiss.
825
00:42:51,498 --> 00:42:54,008
I'm so sorry. I really
wanted to, I swear.
826
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,999
-I just got scared and...
-I know. I'm not mad.
827
00:42:57,535 --> 00:43:00,487
I just wanted to hear
about it. That's all.
828
00:43:01,532 --> 00:43:04,406
It's no big deal.
It's okay. I'm fine.
829
00:43:04,613 --> 00:43:07,361
It's one too many
Caramello bars. I'm sorry.
830
00:43:07,902 --> 00:43:10,810
You have school, I have
work. So time for bed.
831
00:43:11,025 --> 00:43:13,819
-Okay. Good night.
-Okay. Good night, hon.
832
00:43:17,103 --> 00:43:18,103
Mom?
833
00:43:19,019 --> 00:43:21,608
I know this is lame and
totally after the fact, but...
834
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,783
Start at the beginning. And
you leave anything out, you die.
835
00:43:26,013 --> 00:43:26,932
Where were you?
836
00:43:26,956 --> 00:43:29,398
I was in the aisle
where the ant spray is.
837
00:43:29,636 --> 00:43:31,996
-That's a good aisle.
-I know. That's what Lane said, too.
838
00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:34,689
But, anyway, so he was
working, and I go into the store...
839
00:43:34,923 --> 00:43:39,308
and I just kind of walked around
pretending to shop for food or whatever...