1 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:06,244 Okay, let's see. 2 00:00:06,411 --> 00:00:09,046 Looks like Harvard definitely has the smallest class sizes. 3 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,831 Okay, we've got our first entry. It's a pro for Harvard. 4 00:00:12,031 --> 00:00:14,064 Those are not the final, official pro-con lists. 5 00:00:14,237 --> 00:00:16,463 - What's wrong? - Crooked lines and sloppy printing. 6 00:00:16,652 --> 00:00:18,768 Harvard, Princeton, and Yale can't see them like that. 7 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,933 They won't see our pro-con lists. 8 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:22,746 What if they subpoena them? 9 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:25,008 Then I'll roll them up in a ball and eat them. 10 00:00:25,561 --> 00:00:29,309 A big pro for Yale: They have 1,100 members on the maintenance staff. 11 00:00:29,558 --> 00:00:32,306 - Clean, clean. - All three probably have the same number. 12 00:00:32,513 --> 00:00:34,864 But Yale must be crowing about it for some reason. 13 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:36,609 Princeton might only have two. 14 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,746 Two? There are a total of two guys cleaning all of Princeton? 15 00:00:39,966 --> 00:00:42,271 Write, "Princeton's stinking filthy," in big letters. 16 00:00:42,463 --> 00:00:44,814 - I'm pretending to write it as we speak. - Good morning. 17 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:48,387 - May I interest you in a shirt? - Are you selling your laundry again? 18 00:00:48,624 --> 00:00:51,055 No, these are part of my latest moneymaking endeavor... 19 00:00:51,248 --> 00:00:54,155 printing daily T-shirts with a humorous topical headline... 20 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:56,323 - of things I witness around town. - Neat. 21 00:00:56,493 --> 00:00:59,048 I got the idea reading about a man doing something in Portland. 22 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:01,069 - Doing what? - Printing daily T-shirts... 23 00:01:01,239 --> 00:01:03,748 with humorous topical headlines of things he saw around town. 24 00:01:03,945 --> 00:01:05,818 - Is that today's? - Sure is. 25 00:01:06,235 --> 00:01:08,268 "Babette ate oatmeal!" 26 00:01:09,898 --> 00:01:10,896 I'm keeping it real. 27 00:01:11,022 --> 00:01:12,293 - It's good. - Paints a picture. 28 00:01:12,437 --> 00:01:14,788 I can just see her, eating oatmeal. 29 00:01:14,976 --> 00:01:16,853 They're $14.95. How many can I put you down for? 30 00:01:16,975 --> 00:01:19,768 - No solicitors. - What if I cut you a piece of the action? 31 00:01:19,972 --> 00:01:22,607 How about I toss the shirts out the door for you to land on? 32 00:01:22,804 --> 00:01:23,951 Got it. 33 00:01:25,634 --> 00:01:27,463 - What's with the lists? - You ready? 34 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,905 My Rory, our Rory, Stars Hollow's Rory... 35 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:33,076 - got into Harvard, Princeton, and Yale. - Wow! 36 00:01:33,877 --> 00:01:36,591 I can't believe it, I feel like... 37 00:01:40,205 --> 00:01:41,203 Okay. 38 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:44,542 I'm not good at hugging. 39 00:01:44,701 --> 00:01:46,371 - I thought it worked. - Thanks. 40 00:01:46,533 --> 00:01:47,759 Man, this is big, right? 41 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,894 - Very big. - What's with all the pro-con lists? 42 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:52,105 That's how we make our important decisions. 43 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,754 But you know it's gonna be Harvard. 44 00:01:53,902 --> 00:01:55,617 - Probably. - But not necessarily. 45 00:01:55,775 --> 00:01:57,490 Harvard's all you've talked of for years. 46 00:01:57,649 --> 00:01:59,159 Who knew she'd be wanted by everyone? 47 00:01:59,314 --> 00:02:01,698 Which school teaches making important life decisions... 48 00:02:01,895 --> 00:02:03,093 without a stupid pro-con list? 49 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:05,180 Whichever one it is, add it to the pro column. 50 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:07,576 Do not mock the sciencificity of our selection process. 51 00:02:07,765 --> 00:02:08,958 I've got to head to school. 52 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,652 Why go? You're in college. Let's go truffle-hunting. 53 00:02:11,844 --> 00:02:13,236 - Maybe after I graduate. - All right. 54 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:16,644 If all the good truffles are gone, don't say I didn't warn you. 55 00:02:18,173 --> 00:02:20,046 I can't believe how great that is. All three. 56 00:02:20,213 --> 00:02:21,484 They have good taste. 57 00:02:21,628 --> 00:02:23,298 You know, Jess also... 58 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,446 It's so tiny compared to this, it's gonna sound dumb. 59 00:02:26,665 --> 00:02:27,698 What? Tell me. 60 00:02:27,831 --> 00:02:30,295 - You know how Jess works at Wal-Mart. - Yes, I do. 61 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:34,118 It seems he was actually chosen Employee of the Month. 62 00:02:34,366 --> 00:02:36,115 - Really? - I knew it'd sound tiny. 63 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:38,349 No, Luke, that's not tiny. 64 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:41,445 - That's really good. - There's probably hundreds of people... 65 00:02:41,652 --> 00:02:43,924 working at that branch, and they singled him out. 66 00:02:44,108 --> 00:02:47,095 It shows he can work hard and get along with people and all that. 67 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:49,188 You should be proud. Did you tell him so? 68 00:02:49,353 --> 00:02:50,466 He didn't even tell me. 69 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,511 I got a letter addressed to the family of Jess Mariano... 70 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:56,031 inviting me down to some little ceremony they're having. 71 00:02:56,223 --> 00:02:57,415 Are you going? 72 00:02:57,597 --> 00:03:01,345 He'd hate me seeing him participate in some corporate ceremony like that... 73 00:03:01,594 --> 00:03:04,546 being called upstanding and responsible. It would kill him. 74 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,911 - Yeah, I'm going. - Good boy. 75 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,779 Hey, Sookie! Where's Sookie? 76 00:04:07,953 --> 00:04:09,470 SOOKIE: Down here. LORELAI: Down where? 77 00:04:09,576 --> 00:04:10,972 LORELAI: Marco. SOOKIE: Polo. 78 00:04:11,908 --> 00:04:13,578 Why are you down there? 79 00:04:13,739 --> 00:04:16,772 Papaya won't eat, so I'm pretending to eat out of her bowl... 80 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:19,133 - so she'll copy me. - You named a cat? 81 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:21,385 She looks like a Papaya, doesn't she? 82 00:04:21,566 --> 00:04:24,552 But it's a stray. You'll get close to it and it'll wander off... 83 00:04:24,772 --> 00:04:26,645 - and you'll be sad. - I'm keeping my distance. 84 00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:29,401 Come on, Papaya, lap. 85 00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:31,951 All right, we're getting you up here. Come on. 86 00:04:33,014 --> 00:04:35,524 Oh, boy, being a cat is hard on the knees. 87 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,038 Since when are you a cat person? 88 00:04:37,178 --> 00:04:39,211 Since I got pregnant I've become very nurturing... 89 00:04:39,385 --> 00:04:41,179 toward all living things. Jackson, too. 90 00:04:41,341 --> 00:04:43,169 Well, both your bodies are changing. 91 00:04:43,339 --> 00:04:45,213 Yesterday it was awful. 92 00:04:45,545 --> 00:04:48,054 Jackson moved a table, just kind of nicked a spider... 93 00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:51,045 he didn't see the little thing and just clipped one of its legs. 94 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,077 It was having trouble walking, and we were so upset. 95 00:04:54,288 --> 00:04:56,241 Jackson made a new leg out of a paperclip... 96 00:04:56,411 --> 00:04:59,682 but, jamming the clip into the spider, killed it instantly. 97 00:04:59,991 --> 00:05:02,058 - Little Satchmo. - You named the spider Satchmo? 98 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,114 - After Jackson's uncle. - I'm sure he'll be very touched. 99 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,035 - Maybe if I wore ears. - What? 100 00:05:08,651 --> 00:05:11,797 Papaya. Look at Mommy. 101 00:05:12,023 --> 00:05:14,612 Look at Mommy. 102 00:05:18,059 --> 00:05:20,205 Is this everyone from the Edgar Allan Poe Society? 103 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:23,264 If you mean the Sterilize-Me So-My-Disturbing-Idiosyncrasies... 104 00:05:23,471 --> 00:05:25,539 Aren't-Passed on To-The-Next-Generation Society... 105 00:05:25,719 --> 00:05:26,946 then yes, that's them. 106 00:05:27,176 --> 00:05:28,971 Hi. Welcome to the Independence Inn. 107 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,120 Thank you, we're Jim and Millie Hatlestad. 108 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,296 Okay. 109 00:05:33,171 --> 00:05:35,125 I've got you right here. 110 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:36,813 Once again, welcome. 111 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:39,787 And let me assure you there are no human body parts... 112 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:42,985 buried in the floor of your room to keep you awake tonight. Sound good? 113 00:05:43,205 --> 00:05:45,794 - I guess. - Room 8. 114 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,913 The Tell-Tale Heart, it's a Poe story. Don't they get it? 115 00:05:52,113 --> 00:05:54,419 The Hatlestads are not with the Poe Society. 116 00:05:54,611 --> 00:05:55,998 Why didn't you tell me that? 117 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:58,155 If I had thought to, I still would not have. 118 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,466 Hi, my name is Larson, I'm checking in. 119 00:06:00,647 --> 00:06:02,442 - Poe Society, right? - That's me. 120 00:06:02,604 --> 00:06:05,114 Good, welcome to the Independence Inn. 121 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,741 There will be a complementary cask of amontillado... 122 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:09,284 on the table in your room. 123 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:12,101 If you're expecting your friends Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether... 124 00:06:12,304 --> 00:06:13,939 I'll send up another one. 125 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:16,561 You said you were with the Poe Society. 126 00:06:16,717 --> 00:06:19,625 Yeah, but it's just a hobby, we're not Trekkies. 127 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,986 I didn't mean to imply... I mean, you're not freaks, no way. 128 00:06:23,211 --> 00:06:25,085 - Here, Room 6. - Thank you. 129 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:28,681 You might want to stop trying to cute things up. 130 00:06:28,874 --> 00:06:30,020 I hear that. 131 00:06:31,329 --> 00:06:32,442 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 132 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,049 Hello, everybody, hope you're having a good day today. 133 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:39,513 You folks know we do this every month, just a little get-together... 134 00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:41,647 to honor our new employee of the month. 135 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,534 Nothing fancy, just a quick thanks and a way-to-go. 136 00:06:45,151 --> 00:06:46,900 And there's $200 in it. 137 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:50,132 I think that's how we got our honoree to even show up at this thing. 138 00:06:50,355 --> 00:06:53,024 You know him as a trouper, our Mr. Reliable... 139 00:06:53,227 --> 00:06:55,373 the first time he sat down on that forklift... 140 00:06:55,559 --> 00:06:57,546 it was like an extension of himself. 141 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:59,394 And he's not one for small talk... 142 00:06:59,555 --> 00:07:02,746 but this boy's production is out of sight. It's Jess Mariano, everybody. 143 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,264 - Would you like to say anything, Jess? - Nope. 144 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:12,773 That's our Jess. Give him another hand, folks, and have a good one. 145 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,513 - What are you doing here? - I'm so proud of my boy. 146 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:21,500 - Stop it. - Got a tissue? I'm gonna be emotional. 147 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:25,053 I mean it. Stop, now. It came with cash, that's why I'm here. 148 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:27,428 Don't forget the plaque. Hang that over your bed... 149 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,249 - shine a little spotlight over it. - I've got to get to work. 150 00:07:30,445 --> 00:07:33,273 Yeah, the forklift's going, "Where's the extension of me?" 151 00:07:34,525 --> 00:07:36,195 Saw you jawbone with our boy there. 152 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:38,344 - I'm Bill Borden. - Luke Danes, I'm Jess' uncle. 153 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:40,192 - Nice meeting you. - So he's doing good? 154 00:07:40,353 --> 00:07:42,421 Wish I had a dozen more Jesses. He's my go-to guy. 155 00:07:42,601 --> 00:07:45,554 - That's great to hear. - Works like a dog on his regular shift... 156 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:48,150 and if someone calls in sick, and they always do... 157 00:07:48,346 --> 00:07:50,777 Jess is there even if he's already done 40 hours that week. 158 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,559 I am so... He never works 40 hours. 159 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:55,595 More like 45, that's what I'm saying. Good boy. 160 00:07:55,715 --> 00:07:58,986 How's that possible? He's got school, he works for me. It can't be 40. 161 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,676 I can't say I sign every time card, but I'm pretty sure it's at least that. 162 00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:04,754 - Maybe I'm mistaken. - Yeah, maybe. 163 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:07,380 Thought you might like this. Little keepsake for you. 164 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:08,772 Great, thanks. 165 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,820 MAN 1: "Then this ebony bird" 166 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:17,818 "Beguiling my sad fancy into smiling" 167 00:08:18,238 --> 00:08:22,303 "By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore" 168 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:26,235 "'Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou, ' I said" 169 00:08:27,271 --> 00:08:28,543 "'art sure no craven'" 170 00:08:28,686 --> 00:08:31,117 That Poe was downright fun-alicious. 171 00:08:31,809 --> 00:08:33,240 [Sighing] He was a troubled man. 172 00:08:33,391 --> 00:08:36,060 He enjoyed a little bit too much of the... 173 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:39,087 - Mime? - You know what I meant. 174 00:08:39,968 --> 00:08:43,716 Mime. That reminds me. Yale, best drama school, bar none. 175 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:46,271 - Put that in the pro-con. - I'm not taking drama. 176 00:08:46,463 --> 00:08:49,257 No, but it means you'll have the best on-campus productions. 177 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:52,175 You'll get to see the next Meryl Streep, all goofy and 18... 178 00:08:52,374 --> 00:08:55,327 doing crap like, "Name an occupation." 179 00:08:56,079 --> 00:08:58,589 "Plumber." "Name a farm tool, now." 180 00:08:58,786 --> 00:09:02,136 "Tractor. Hey, I'm a tractor doing plumbing." 181 00:09:02,491 --> 00:09:04,525 That's what they do at the Yale drama school? 182 00:09:04,697 --> 00:09:06,605 So I've heard. That's weird. 183 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,176 - What? - Over there. 184 00:09:09,277 --> 00:09:11,548 - A second Poe? - It's like a Poe story in itself. 185 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:14,039 - The Case of the Two Poes. - The Messrs. Poe and Poe. 186 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:15,548 That's good. 187 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:18,910 LORELAI: There's Dean. Is that... RORY: That's Lindsay. 188 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:25,740 I think she's ready to go to the ghetto on you. 189 00:09:25,929 --> 00:09:29,200 I don't have a problem with her. She's really nice. 190 00:09:29,426 --> 00:09:31,334 And, you know, once she... 191 00:09:31,507 --> 00:09:33,938 Bought you a magnet shaped like Mark Twain's head? 192 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,436 - Yes, I've heard the anecdote. - Sorry. 193 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,316 I think she should just mellow. 194 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,572 I mean, you've both moved on. What's the problem? 195 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,306 "But the raven" 196 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,731 "sitting lonely on the placid bust spoke only" 197 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,021 "That one word" 198 00:09:47,161 --> 00:09:49,875 - The Raven was not this long. - It could have used some editing. 199 00:09:50,075 --> 00:09:52,028 Did you put drama school on the Yale pro list? 200 00:09:52,198 --> 00:09:54,344 - Nope. - Come on, do it. We'll forget. 201 00:09:54,529 --> 00:09:56,358 - I don't have a pen. - Oh, jeez. 202 00:09:58,817 --> 00:10:00,612 - Hi, Nicole. - Hi, Lorelai. 203 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,968 - [Whispering] How long is this thing? - He's got at least five nevermores to go. 204 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,447 - Do you have a pen? - No. 205 00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:08,401 - Come on, cough it up. - I don't have a pen. 206 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,865 Where's the pen you take orders with at the restaurant? 207 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:13,771 I wasn't anticipating taking orders at the Poe reading. 208 00:10:13,971 --> 00:10:15,800 There goes your Boy Scout badge. 209 00:10:15,969 --> 00:10:16,968 Mom. 210 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,452 "Take thy beak from out my heart" 211 00:10:22,963 --> 00:10:25,916 - Busted by a Poe. - I hope he doesn't put a curse on us. 212 00:10:26,128 --> 00:10:29,557 Or complain when he goes back to being Fred Larson, Tampa dentist. 213 00:10:29,915 --> 00:10:30,914 Hey Lorelai. 214 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,103 - You're an angel. Thanks. - I'll need it back. 215 00:10:34,287 --> 00:10:35,480 Yeah, sure. 216 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,087 Looks like Nicole's got a little Lindsay attitude going. 217 00:10:39,324 --> 00:10:40,959 Not really. Really? 218 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:44,449 How many nevermores do you think he's got to go? 219 00:10:44,653 --> 00:10:46,323 We're guessing four. 220 00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:49,903 Poor Edgar Allan Poe has suffered so much. 221 00:10:50,481 --> 00:10:52,866 And now we've got to suffer along with him. 222 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:54,652 Yale drama, got it. 223 00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:57,639 Rory, why do you waste your time on those pro-con lists? 224 00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,405 It's going to be Harvard, we all know it. 225 00:11:00,597 --> 00:11:02,232 - I know. - If the list says it is. 226 00:11:02,388 --> 00:11:03,421 Right. 227 00:11:03,554 --> 00:11:05,587 When you were six and took my cheerleading class... 228 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:09,109 you wouldn't even cheer for any other school than Harvard. 229 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:12,770 - That is true. - Then the list will reflect it. 230 00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:16,671 "And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor" 231 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,506 "Shall be lifted... nevermore!" 232 00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:22,533 Excellent. Bravo. 233 00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:24,380 LORELAI: Very nice. 234 00:11:24,577 --> 00:11:26,484 That was wonderful, wasn't it? 235 00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:29,453 Thank you very much for that rendition. 236 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,974 Thank you. 237 00:11:32,736 --> 00:11:35,450 - What's with the Poes? - They look upset. 238 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,321 - Want to hear the scoop? - Please. 239 00:11:37,483 --> 00:11:40,469 I was here when they both arrived. They got their signals crossed. 240 00:11:40,688 --> 00:11:44,992 They were to perform different things, but they both came to do The Raven. 241 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:48,333 If the Poes fight, will it punch a hole in the space-time continuum? 242 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:51,906 And take us to a universe where things are the opposite of how it is here? 243 00:11:52,136 --> 00:11:53,771 Cool. There'll be funny sitcoms there. 244 00:11:53,927 --> 00:11:56,199 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you. 245 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,210 It'll allow you to compare and contrast interpretations... 246 00:11:59,422 --> 00:12:01,375 of Poe's most famous work. 247 00:12:01,545 --> 00:12:03,691 - Compare and contrast? - That can only mean... 248 00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:07,465 Please enjoy this second recitation of The Raven. 249 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:09,383 [Clapping] 250 00:12:10,953 --> 00:12:12,350 - Do we bolt? - Do we dare? 251 00:12:12,494 --> 00:12:15,561 If I'd brought a flask, we could've played the nevermore drinking game. 252 00:12:15,783 --> 00:12:17,532 Maybe this is what drove Poe to the bottle. 253 00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:20,128 LORELAI: His own work. MAN 2: "Once upon a midnight dreary" 254 00:12:20,446 --> 00:12:22,433 "while I pondered weak and weary" 255 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,881 "Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore" 256 00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:27,936 "While I nodded, nearly napping" 257 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:31,058 Weird vibe in here, very Poe. 258 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:32,462 Very Poe. 259 00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:39,547 - That was pretty good. - Come on, you can't do that thing... 260 00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:41,750 where you complain, then walk out and reassess... 261 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,675 based on the relief that it's over. 262 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:46,034 I was able to compare and contrast between readings. 263 00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:47,805 I was able to nap for 20 minutes. 264 00:12:47,963 --> 00:12:50,109 - Good evening, ladies. - Hi, Poe. 265 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:52,010 - Good job in there. - I thank you. 266 00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:54,474 Young miss, do correct me, but I heard tell... 267 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:56,892 that you're considering attending Harvard University. 268 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,590 - I am. - I myself attended West Point. 269 00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:03,110 I'm embarrassed to say that I was court-martialed in 1832... 270 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,393 and forced to leave. 271 00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:08,314 Excuse me, but I was expelled from West Point in 1831, not 1832. 272 00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:12,413 No, I do believe it was 1832. It was an election year. 273 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,082 It was not an election year. 274 00:13:14,232 --> 00:13:16,266 President Jackson was to serve five more years. 275 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:18,074 I'm sure it was '32. 276 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:21,579 I'm sad to say it was the same year my older brother William passed away. 277 00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:23,241 That's not right either, Fred. 278 00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:25,776 Fred? I don't know this "Fred" you speak of. 279 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,846 Knock it off. I'm tired. 280 00:13:29,969 --> 00:13:31,639 - Will you excuse me? - Sure. 281 00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:33,629 Poes are very testy people. 282 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:37,467 Got your latest topical T-shirts here, brand new topical T-shirts for sale. 283 00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:38,826 What's this one say? 284 00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:41,471 - "Faux Poes Foes." - Very clever, Kirk. 285 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:42,814 It was an inspiration... 286 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:46,024 but sales aren't much better than the "Babette Ate Oatmeal" shirts. 287 00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:48,314 LORELAI: Keep the dream, Kirk. DEAN: Hey, guys. 288 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,686 Mom, this is Lindsay. 289 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:54,217 - Hi, the Mark Twain-magnet-head girl. - The what? 290 00:13:54,447 --> 00:13:56,355 You don't know the anecdote? You're the star. 291 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,835 - The anecdote? - It's nothing, really. 292 00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:03,077 It's the field trip we took to Mark Twain's house... 293 00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:05,261 in the fourth grade. I wanted this magnet. 294 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:07,664 You lent me the money and I got the magnet. 295 00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:10,726 - She usually tells it better. - I kind of remember. 296 00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:15,903 - Congratulations on Harvard. - Yeah, thanks. 297 00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,083 I got into Southern Connecticut State. 298 00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,692 - That's great. - It is. That's great, Dean. 299 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,907 - Yeah, thanks. - I've got to get home. 300 00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:27,234 And I've got to take her. So I'll see you guys. 301 00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:28,815 - See you. - Bye. 302 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,168 - So you say she was nice? - "Was," I guess, being the operative word. 303 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:35,685 So are we going? 304 00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:39,453 - No, you go on ahead, I'll catch up. - Come home in time for Charlie Rose. 305 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,006 Billy Joel's on, and he might cry or something. 306 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,461 How was Jess' Employee of the Month thing? 307 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,971 - It was okay. - Just okay? 308 00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:50,222 - There was punch. - The punch wasn't good? 309 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:53,386 It was just, the manager came up afterwards when Jess was gone... 310 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,479 and he was talking about how Jess is working 40-45 hours a week. 311 00:14:56,686 --> 00:14:58,522 - What? That's full-time. - That's what I said. 312 00:14:58,601 --> 00:14:59,873 How does he swing it? 313 00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:02,208 Double shifts on the weekends, I think. 314 00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,819 No, he's pretty much doing it with Rory on the weekends. 315 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:07,567 Then he must be getting up super early on weekdays. 316 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,144 - You've seen him do that? - No. I don't trail him, either. 317 00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,090 But you sleep in the same room with him. 318 00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:15,560 The manager must be getting Jess confused with someone else. 319 00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:17,274 - Or... - Or what? 320 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,057 - [Sighing] I don't want to say. - No, say it, go ahead. 321 00:15:20,249 --> 00:15:22,361 Or he's working when he should be in school. 322 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:24,208 - Impossible. No way. - Why? 323 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:28,118 He knows the rules. He's got to graduate to stay living with me. 324 00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:30,592 He's getting everything done. He's doing his work. 325 00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:32,372 You've seen this work he's doing? 326 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,165 Not for a while, but I just know that he is. 327 00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:39,400 No way he's cutting school, it's suicide. No way. 328 00:15:39,608 --> 00:15:41,913 - I shouldn't have brought it up. - It's okay. 329 00:15:42,105 --> 00:15:43,695 - Okay. - Good night. 330 00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:47,778 Say, how can I have a career as a Poe? 331 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:51,163 It's not a career, this is just an event that we do. 332 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,773 I write technical manuals for a living. 333 00:15:55,011 --> 00:15:57,237 Yes, but how can I have a career as a Poe? 334 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,175 - Mom, wake up. - What? 335 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,401 It's Tobin at the Inn. Something's wrong. 336 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:12,046 - What's wrong? - The fire alarm's going off. 337 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:14,676 Stupid alarm, it's always doing that. 338 00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:16,936 Tell him to reset it if there's no smoke. 339 00:16:17,117 --> 00:16:20,069 Tell him he's fired and I'm gonna kick his ass for waking me up. 340 00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:21,837 He sounds freaked. 341 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:25,969 Tobin, what? 342 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:30,106 Oh, my God. Okay. 343 00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:32,554 - Get dressed. - What is it? 344 00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,153 [Crowd clamoring] 345 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:37,913 WOMAN: Sir, what's your status? 346 00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:40,407 CHIEF BAKER: We've got first engine laddering the roof. 347 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:41,595 First engine. 348 00:16:41,721 --> 00:16:43,754 And we need PD for traffic control. 349 00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,288 Lorelai, thank God. 350 00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:48,492 - What's going on? - This is Lorelai Gilmore. 351 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:49,900 In a minute, ma'am. 352 00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:51,763 - Mom, let him do his thing. - You're right. 353 00:16:51,795 --> 00:16:54,146 - Sookie, Michel, is everyone out? - Yes. 354 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:55,402 - Are you sure? - Yes. 355 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,927 We're sure. The fire department's sure, we did a head count. 356 00:16:58,123 --> 00:17:00,349 We need to double-check, triple-check. 357 00:17:00,538 --> 00:17:03,411 Julio. He doesn't start till 6:00, but sometimes he comes early... 358 00:17:03,618 --> 00:17:07,003 because his sister-in-law drops him off on her way to work in Salisbury. 359 00:17:08,656 --> 00:17:11,370 Julio, I'm so glad to see you, you beautiful man. 360 00:17:13,402 --> 00:17:15,072 Ma'am, I'm Chief Baker. 361 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,379 - I'm sorry I jumped on you. - That's okay. 362 00:17:17,565 --> 00:17:19,871 The good news is, this is almost out. 363 00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:21,334 The structure's stable. 364 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:24,430 You're probably going to be able to get back in, in about 24 hours. 365 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:27,708 Excellent, 24 hours, the structure's stable. Thank you. 366 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:28,964 That's okay. 367 00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:31,606 The statue of you is going up as soon as we get back in. 368 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:34,028 - Eighty feet tall. - I'm looking forward to it. 369 00:17:34,217 --> 00:17:36,681 - Here we go, guys, phase two. - Loving the pace here. 370 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,595 We need food, computers with Internet, we need phones. 371 00:17:39,796 --> 00:17:42,180 Michel, I need you on this stat. Hurry. 372 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,451 [Siren wailing] 373 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,094 Rory, help the guests with the kids. 374 00:17:45,249 --> 00:17:48,077 Make sure they're not freaked out, gather and entertain them... 375 00:17:48,288 --> 00:17:50,275 - so the adults can catch their breath. - Right. 376 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,883 I have never entertained kids, how do I do that? 377 00:17:53,076 --> 00:17:55,143 Take your socks off and do a puppet show. 378 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,959 - You've clearly never done it either. - Get cracking. 379 00:17:58,154 --> 00:17:59,301 Yes, ma'am. 380 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,955 Hi, everybody. Good morning, and whoa, talk about your change of plans, here. 381 00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:06,702 Unfortunately, you can't get your stuff out for at least a day. 382 00:18:06,939 --> 00:18:09,165 However, if you want to get home immediately... 383 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,818 we will check planes, trains, whatever you need. 384 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:14,373 We will send your stuff to you later as soon as we get it... 385 00:18:14,557 --> 00:18:17,907 but if you can't get home yet, we will provide everything... 386 00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,364 short of anything illegal. 387 00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:22,975 That's going to start with the best breakfast of your lives. 388 00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,898 Go to the market and get whatever food and supplies... 389 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:29,916 - we need for breakfast. - Going. 390 00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:36,050 - Who are you on with? - The Cheshire Cat Inn. 391 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:39,882 Great. Find people places to sleep. Excellent. 392 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:43,503 Yes, my name is Michel Girard. I used to work at the Independence Inn... 393 00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:46,887 and I was wondering if there were any positions available. 394 00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:51,602 Phones, computer, I'm on it. 395 00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:56,824 - Morning. - What is this? 396 00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:59,534 Phase two. Into the back, guys! March! 397 00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:02,396 - Hold on. Those guys can't go back there. - Lots of empty places. 398 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,316 - Go on and take your seats. - What is this? 399 00:19:04,348 --> 00:19:05,779 - We had a fire. - Fire, where? 400 00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:07,327 - Weston's Bakery. - You're kidding. 401 00:19:07,428 --> 00:19:10,142 - They'll have fresh blueberries. - Perfect. Weston's, hurry. 402 00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:11,341 Weston's caught fire? 403 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,738 - No. The Inn. - Your inn? 404 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:15,392 Move all of Luke's stuff aside, we don't need it. 405 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,143 - Wait a minute. - Everyone's fine, we're into phase two. 406 00:19:18,336 --> 00:19:20,289 - What is phase two? - Just shove it aside. 407 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,056 - What are you doing? - Making breakfast. 408 00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:25,273 - You can't make breakfast here. - Got any plates that aren't cracked? 409 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:28,448 - You're the one who's cracked. - Nice thing to say to a pregnant woman. 410 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,806 - You're pregnant? - Could you be any farther behind? 411 00:19:30,991 --> 00:19:33,501 Caesar, help my guys, and there's $20 in it for you. 412 00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:36,411 We both can't be making different stuff at the same time. 413 00:19:36,612 --> 00:19:40,360 People who were here before we invaded, are you willing to cancel orders... 414 00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:42,880 for Sookie's famous blueberry-lemon pancakes... 415 00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:44,859 Belgian waffles or Bananas Foster? 416 00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:46,134 - Sure. - Sounds good. 417 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,701 Pull all of Luke's stuff off the grill, let's get cooking. 418 00:19:48,892 --> 00:19:50,959 - I'm an island. - I'm sorry about all this... 419 00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:53,650 but I'm not anticipating the Inn catching fire ever again. 420 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,595 - So it's a one-time-only thing, okay? - Like I have a choice? 421 00:19:56,802 --> 00:19:58,676 You do. Say the word and we go. 422 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:01,590 - Stay, cook, eat. I'll be upstairs. - You're a doll. 423 00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:05,660 No, get rid of it! Dump it, I don't want to see it! 424 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:11,000 Where are you going? I told you to take out the garbage. 425 00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:12,320 Nag, nag, nag. 426 00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:14,681 I want to watch football and sit in my reclining chair. 427 00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:17,017 Get back here, I'm gonna get you... 428 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,352 - Guys, hold on a second. - No, keep going. 429 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,725 Calm down there, little scooter, I'll be right back. 430 00:20:21,906 --> 00:20:23,223 How's the show going? 431 00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:24,635 - They're riveted. - Good. 432 00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:27,163 But I stink. I keep repeating the same stuff. 433 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,995 - Must be working. - I named them Mr. and Mrs. Sock Puppet. 434 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,178 - I put no energy into this. - Come back. 435 00:20:32,355 --> 00:20:34,820 You'd think a sock puppet show would bore them to tears. 436 00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:37,927 It's your narrative skills. Will he take the garbage out or not? 437 00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:39,288 I'm on the edge of my seat. 438 00:20:39,432 --> 00:20:42,737 They won't let me stop, and I have to get to school eventually. 439 00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:46,772 Go on over to the diner and have breakfast with your families... 440 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:50,472 and then ask the nice man in the baseball hat and the flannel shirt... 441 00:20:50,714 --> 00:20:52,190 to do sock puppets for you. 442 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,847 If he says no, just ask him louder. It's part of the game! 443 00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:56,600 - Oh, boy! - Go! 444 00:20:56,751 --> 00:21:00,294 - You're cruel and I love you. - Come check in at Patty's with me. 445 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:03,209 I love computers, I just know nothing about them. 446 00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:05,717 What does pushing that F3 button do? 447 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:08,896 - Annoy me to no end. - What about the F4? 448 00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,149 [Telephone ringing] 449 00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:13,744 Hello, this is the Independence Inn Emergency Headquarters. 450 00:21:13,986 --> 00:21:17,858 I'm Miss Patty, I'll be assisting you today. How may I help you? 451 00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:21,557 The printer will be here in half an hour. I'll let him know. 452 00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:23,963 Thank you, goodbye. The printer... 453 00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:26,779 I heard. And you've got to shorten your greeting. 454 00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:29,170 You don't need to recite the Gettysburg Address... 455 00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:30,824 every time you answer the phone. 456 00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:33,685 I was Ricardo Montalban's receptionist for six months... 457 00:21:33,886 --> 00:21:35,442 and he never complained. 458 00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:37,500 - Who? - Don't make me hit you. 459 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:38,786 You all set up here? 460 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,195 Computer with Internet, phones forwarded here... 461 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,447 - printer on the way. - I'm the receptionist. 462 00:21:43,627 --> 00:21:46,932 - And I'm learning the computer. - And I'm looking for my cyanide capsule. 463 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,278 - Have you seen it? - Thanks for your help, thanks. 464 00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:51,409 Half the Poe group needs to stay another night. 465 00:21:51,579 --> 00:21:54,645 - We have to find places for them. - Everything is booked. 466 00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:58,252 You checked the Cheshire Cat, the Maiden's Teacup, the Cookie House... 467 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,422 - the Sugar Bear Inn? - Every place that sounds... 468 00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:03,035 like Glinda the Good Witch threw up? Yes, all booked. 469 00:22:03,235 --> 00:22:05,222 Then we're going to have to take people in. 470 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,546 - I can take a couple in, sweetie. - I can, too. We got cots. 471 00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,781 - Great. Michel? - Forget it. 472 00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:14,763 The Poes are weird. I'd fear being killed in my sleep. 473 00:22:14,975 --> 00:22:17,201 Plus I don't like strangers using my toilet. 474 00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:20,614 I bet the Kims could put people up, and Taylor and AI. 475 00:22:20,845 --> 00:22:22,560 And we've got our couch and my room. 476 00:22:22,719 --> 00:22:24,831 Nope. They can have my room, not yours. 477 00:22:25,008 --> 00:22:26,996 - No, hon. Mine's fine. - Mom, no, mine. 478 00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:31,080 You are stressed out enough. You need your rest. Keep your bed. 479 00:22:31,337 --> 00:22:32,370 I'll look selfish. 480 00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:34,647 If anyone calls you that I'll kick their sorry butts. 481 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:37,468 - Okay, your room, under protest. - Hey, Michel... 482 00:22:37,664 --> 00:22:39,379 I just hit F4... 483 00:22:39,537 --> 00:22:42,604 and the Num Lock key, and the one with the little apple on it... 484 00:22:42,826 --> 00:22:45,495 and it's freaking out, like it's on acid or something. 485 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:46,697 [Sighing tiredly] 486 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:47,856 [Telephone ringing] 487 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:50,056 I got it. Yeah? 488 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,753 - You need to say more than that. - Make up your mind. 489 00:22:53,983 --> 00:22:55,971 I've got to go, but page me if there's any news. 490 00:22:56,148 --> 00:22:58,896 You mean if Michel killed Babette, then Patty, then himself... 491 00:22:59,104 --> 00:23:00,455 in a bizarre murder-suicide pact? 492 00:23:00,603 --> 00:23:02,159 Amongst other things. 493 00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:07,351 - [Sighing] We had a fire. - I know. 494 00:23:09,595 --> 00:23:10,593 Bye. 495 00:23:13,134 --> 00:23:15,566 O'MALLEY: It'll be the last midterm of your high school career... 496 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:17,498 so rejoice over that, if nothing else. 497 00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:18,704 [School bell ringing] 498 00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:21,983 Before you go, I want to say that it looks like another banner year... 499 00:23:22,209 --> 00:23:24,003 for Chilton grads seeking top colleges. 500 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:26,392 I want to congratulate all those who have heard... 501 00:23:26,581 --> 00:23:28,852 and advise patience for all of you who have not. 502 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,425 No one has left Chilton without going on to another terrific school... 503 00:23:32,658 --> 00:23:34,532 - if that is his or her goal. - Good to hear. 504 00:23:34,698 --> 00:23:37,368 I know that at least one of you has been accepted to Harvard. 505 00:23:37,571 --> 00:23:40,365 It's an immense honor, that. Congratulations. 506 00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:44,369 - Have you heard from Paris? - Heard what? 507 00:23:44,398 --> 00:23:45,670 - Anything. - She's not here? 508 00:23:45,814 --> 00:23:47,847 She's been gone for five days. 509 00:23:48,062 --> 00:23:51,571 Didn't notice. Although it did seem like there was a lot more air in here. 510 00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:53,126 Yeah? 511 00:24:00,801 --> 00:24:01,799 [Knocking on door] 512 00:24:01,925 --> 00:24:03,560 MAN: [On TV] I have to talk to you. 513 00:24:03,714 --> 00:24:05,940 WOMAN: We have nothing to say to each other. 514 00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,386 Come back for the tray later, Nanny. 515 00:24:08,544 --> 00:24:11,258 It's not Nanny, it's Rory. Can I come in? 516 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,060 I guess. 517 00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:17,749 Hi. I brought a bunch of school stuff from the past few days. 518 00:24:17,994 --> 00:24:21,140 If there's anything missing I can bring it over later. 519 00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,638 Thank you. 520 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:26,082 No offense, but my soap's starting. 521 00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:27,642 So you're sick? 522 00:24:27,778 --> 00:24:30,413 You know what's wrong. You of all people. 523 00:24:31,690 --> 00:24:32,688 That's Martin. 524 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:36,404 His sister-in-law got kidnapped and he thinks his former lover is behind it. 525 00:24:36,645 --> 00:24:38,553 - Juicy. - Don't you have an announcement? 526 00:24:38,726 --> 00:24:40,441 - What do you mean? - Did you get in? 527 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,587 - You know, we don't have to... - I know you did. 528 00:24:42,765 --> 00:24:46,114 You've got that Harvard glow about you, the glow of destiny. 529 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,707 - Just tell me. - I got in. 530 00:24:49,592 --> 00:24:52,420 Amanda and Richard, I'm so over them. 531 00:24:52,714 --> 00:24:54,781 So you've been incommunicado lately. 532 00:24:54,962 --> 00:24:57,517 I've had Nanny hold all my calls, and the mail. 533 00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,458 My parents are away, so I've been totally Howard Hughesing it. 534 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,620 - So, did you tell them about Harvard? - No. 535 00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:04,056 - Don't you think you should? - No. 536 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,192 - Don't you think they'll find out? - How? 537 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:09,436 - Not leaving might be a tip-off. - I'll get an apartment in Cambridge. 538 00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:13,122 Buy a Harvard sweatshirt, talk about Mira Sorvino a lot. It's doable. 539 00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:15,476 I told my mother about having sex with Jamie. 540 00:25:15,653 --> 00:25:19,356 Her only reaction was to talk about how my father hasn't pleased her in 15 years. 541 00:25:19,608 --> 00:25:21,084 Like I couldn't tell. 542 00:25:21,231 --> 00:25:23,616 - What about your boyfriend? - I haven't called him either. 543 00:25:23,812 --> 00:25:26,367 The only people in your life work at General Hospital? 544 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,115 This isn't General Hospital. I don't deserve that. 545 00:25:29,308 --> 00:25:31,341 Okay, you've got to stop doing this. 546 00:25:31,514 --> 00:25:35,545 What happened? Harvard was my destiny. I was looking at Harvard class schedules... 547 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:38,391 while you watched the adventures of Gumby and Pokey. 548 00:25:38,592 --> 00:25:40,148 I was a Pee Wee Herman kind of gal. 549 00:25:40,298 --> 00:25:42,694 It's partly my parents' fault. They didn't brand me properly. 550 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,310 I should've been at the 92nd Street Y or Brick Church. 551 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:48,296 - Prep schools? - Preschools, it decides everything. 552 00:25:48,499 --> 00:25:50,850 But I'm not totally blameless. 553 00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:53,787 I found this spot in my interview that I'm sure doomed me. 554 00:25:53,995 --> 00:25:56,981 - You recorded your Harvard interview? - I meant to archive everything... 555 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,800 then donate it to the university upon my demise. 556 00:25:58,824 --> 00:25:59,857 [Video tape rewinding] 557 00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:02,818 Little did I expect that my demise would come this early. 558 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:04,628 PARIS: [On TV] ...shouldn't be considered. 559 00:26:04,652 --> 00:26:07,083 This brings me to my feelings on population control. 560 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,149 It's hot, can we do something about it? 561 00:26:09,315 --> 00:26:12,428 Population control has been successful in most European countries... 562 00:26:12,645 --> 00:26:15,439 to the detriment of some, like Italy, which is experiencing... 563 00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:18,200 INTERVIEWER: Do you think this has... PARIS: Let me just finish... 564 00:26:18,224 --> 00:26:19,939 - But, Paris... - Please! 565 00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:25,589 - You said "please." That's very polite. - I sound like a meth addict. 566 00:26:25,843 --> 00:26:28,273 I may as well record the new Justin Timberlake over this. 567 00:26:28,465 --> 00:26:31,259 I hate that you're torturing yourself in bed like this. 568 00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:34,733 Proust wrote all 3,000 pages of In Search of Lost Time in bed. 569 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,867 If it's good enough for him... 570 00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:41,678 Bed is not a life plan. And you, my friend, need a life plan. So here it is: 571 00:26:41,954 --> 00:26:43,464 Tell your parents about Harvard. 572 00:26:43,619 --> 00:26:45,969 Start taking calls, check the mail... 573 00:26:46,159 --> 00:26:49,305 so you can see other universities that have no doubt accepted you... 574 00:26:49,531 --> 00:26:52,483 and that are probably dying to be in the Paris Geller business. 575 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:55,284 Call your boyfriend 'cause he'll be worried about you... 576 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,708 and this isn't his fault. And you need to get the hell out of bed. 577 00:26:58,939 --> 00:27:01,165 You didn't have to say "the Paris Geller business." 578 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,989 - You know what I meant. - There's no alternative to Harvard. 579 00:27:04,184 --> 00:27:08,171 Except Princeton, Yale, Columbia, Stanford, Sarah Lawrence, et cetera. 580 00:27:08,806 --> 00:27:11,997 - Maybe you're right. - I'm unquestionably right. 581 00:27:12,219 --> 00:27:14,684 - I'm not jumping up this second. - You don't have to rush it. 582 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,473 And I have to keep watching this... 583 00:27:16,632 --> 00:27:20,255 till Adriana's wrongful conviction for aggravated assault is overturned. 584 00:27:20,504 --> 00:27:22,253 - I understand. - Thanks. 585 00:27:28,288 --> 00:27:30,877 You've got your remote, your water, your comic books. 586 00:27:31,078 --> 00:27:34,031 - Looks like we've got you all set up here. - Yes, ma'am. 587 00:27:34,242 --> 00:27:36,707 - "Ma'am." You make me feel old. Stop it. - Yes, ma'am. 588 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:39,018 No, I mean it, stop it. 589 00:27:39,196 --> 00:27:40,866 I think we're out of toothpaste. 590 00:27:41,028 --> 00:27:43,378 Sorry, Fred. Below the sink there's plenty more. 591 00:27:43,567 --> 00:27:47,076 - Thank you. This is kind of fun. - It's fun having you guys. 592 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:53,445 I would have done that. 593 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,076 - I feel weird now. - Why? 594 00:27:55,224 --> 00:27:58,018 - About other people sleeping in my bed. - Honey, don't worry. 595 00:27:58,222 --> 00:28:01,606 Fred and his wife don't seem like they're feeling extremely romantic. 596 00:28:01,843 --> 00:28:03,955 God, that didn't even cross my mind. 597 00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:05,802 It's all I would have thought of. 598 00:28:05,964 --> 00:28:08,076 I'm thinking about it now, thank you very much. 599 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:11,445 - Got all your stuff for Lane's? - Yeah, it wasn't a hard packing job. 600 00:28:14,624 --> 00:28:16,531 - These have really changed. - What have? 601 00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:20,090 The pro-con lists. In all the hubbub, they slipped my mind. 602 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,499 - Yale. - What about it? 603 00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:24,885 What do you mean? 604 00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:26,145 Stop saying "Yale." 605 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,869 - It has double the pros of the other two. - Not double. 606 00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:31,898 Triple over filthy dirty Princeton. It's kicking butt. 607 00:28:32,108 --> 00:28:33,665 I'm not done collecting data. 608 00:28:33,815 --> 00:28:37,279 You've a document the length of Nicholas Nickleby. Seems you're done. 609 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,031 - What? - Look at my wall. 610 00:28:39,186 --> 00:28:40,538 That wall says something. 611 00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:44,034 It says the Harvard merchandising department made some money off us. 612 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,570 But how can I go to Yale with my wall like this? 613 00:28:46,763 --> 00:28:47,876 It's a wall. 614 00:28:48,012 --> 00:28:50,601 Look, honey, Luke was right. 615 00:28:50,801 --> 00:28:53,356 The pro-con lists have to come to an end eventually. 616 00:28:53,548 --> 00:28:56,058 He also reminded us it was supposed to be Harvard... 617 00:28:56,254 --> 00:28:58,719 regardless of a list. Everyone thinks that. 618 00:28:58,919 --> 00:28:59,918 I don't. 619 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:03,700 I know I'm the one who said no to Yale, loudly and a lot... 620 00:29:03,915 --> 00:29:06,300 but not anymore, really. I just want what's right. 621 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,801 I know, but it has to be right for both of us. 622 00:29:08,994 --> 00:29:11,742 If it's right for you, it's really right for me. 623 00:29:12,033 --> 00:29:14,305 I don't want you to hate the place I'm going. 624 00:29:14,488 --> 00:29:15,487 Never. 625 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:16,652 FRED: Oh. 626 00:29:17,403 --> 00:29:19,675 - Are you not ready for us yet? - We're ready. 627 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,085 - We hate to put you out. - It's perfectly okay. 628 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:25,306 I think you'll fall asleep as soon as your heads hit the pillow. 629 00:29:25,521 --> 00:29:28,156 - [Sighing] Yeah, we're exhausted. - Have a good night. 630 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,464 You guys yell if you need anything. 631 00:29:30,641 --> 00:29:33,355 I don't want to hear yelling for any other reason. 632 00:29:35,762 --> 00:29:37,715 - So, where's Jess tonight? - Working. 633 00:29:37,886 --> 00:29:39,113 He works a lot, right? 634 00:29:39,259 --> 00:29:40,815 - He's saving a lot, too. - Good. 635 00:29:40,966 --> 00:29:42,953 He wants a better car. His keeps stalling. 636 00:29:43,131 --> 00:29:45,437 And he's still working at Luke's? 637 00:29:45,628 --> 00:29:47,263 Is he doing part-time in school? 638 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,895 - What? - Getting work credit? 639 00:29:49,042 --> 00:29:50,757 He's going full-time. 640 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,983 - Why do you say that? - It's just, Wal-Mart... 641 00:29:53,164 --> 00:29:55,232 working at Luke's, squiring you around town. 642 00:29:55,412 --> 00:29:57,047 It seems like he has no free time. 643 00:29:57,202 --> 00:29:59,428 He's a senior, he's going to school full-time. 644 00:29:59,616 --> 00:30:00,843 - Just wondering. - Rest. 645 00:30:00,991 --> 00:30:02,024 I'll try. 646 00:30:02,157 --> 00:30:05,825 Don't start the sock puppets with Fred Jr. He won't let you stop. Bye. 647 00:30:07,152 --> 00:30:08,379 [Doorbell ringing] 648 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,291 The excitement here never stops, Fred Jr. 649 00:30:16,686 --> 00:30:18,162 - Hi there. - The Hatlestads. 650 00:30:18,309 --> 00:30:20,057 Hi, I thought you went home. 651 00:30:20,224 --> 00:30:22,654 Breakfast was so great and the town's so nice... 652 00:30:22,847 --> 00:30:27,151 and you made staying over sound so fun, that we decided to take you up on it. 653 00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:29,573 - Is that okay? - It's more than okay. 654 00:30:29,757 --> 00:30:32,824 - Come on in, 'cause you're staying here. - Thank you. 655 00:30:35,503 --> 00:30:38,058 Your bedroom's right upstairs, you can't miss it. 656 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,761 Terrific, thanks. 657 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,073 How much room do you take up on that couch? 658 00:30:42,247 --> 00:30:44,473 - Pretty much all of it. - That's what I figured. 659 00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:50,614 - Who's staying in your room? - The second Poe and his wife. 660 00:30:50,823 --> 00:30:53,015 For your sake, I hope they are very tired. 661 00:30:53,196 --> 00:30:54,194 [Telephone ringing] 662 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,236 - Why? - Nothing, I shouldn't have said anything. 663 00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:59,694 RORY: Hello? LORELAI: I'm a nomad. 664 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,655 - What? - I am the lonely wanderer. 665 00:31:01,814 --> 00:31:04,164 Hank Williams would be too sad to write a song about me. 666 00:31:04,353 --> 00:31:06,659 - Where are you? - I'm a Bedouin, I'm homeless. 667 00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:08,247 Stop with that. Where are you? 668 00:31:08,391 --> 00:31:11,503 - I'm walking aimlessly around town. - Why? 669 00:31:11,721 --> 00:31:14,185 - The Hatlestads showed up. - But they went home. 670 00:31:14,386 --> 00:31:18,009 Apparently, I made the whole emergency fire accommodations sound so fun... 671 00:31:18,257 --> 00:31:19,399 that they had second thoughts. 672 00:31:19,423 --> 00:31:21,807 - You're a terrific salesman. - And a terrific idiot. 673 00:31:22,129 --> 00:31:23,406 Where are you right this second? 674 00:31:23,503 --> 00:31:26,377 I'm in the middle of the street, a.k.a. my bedroom. 675 00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:29,139 - Mom. - I'm by the school, Luke's area. 676 00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:31,364 - Luke's good. Go there. - It's closed. 677 00:31:31,537 --> 00:31:34,046 But Luke is upstairs. Ask him if you can stay. 678 00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:35,515 I bet the answer's yes. 679 00:31:35,659 --> 00:31:37,931 - He'll make me eat a veggie burger. - Get moving. 680 00:31:38,115 --> 00:31:39,785 - Fine, bye. - Bye. 681 00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:44,692 Luke! 682 00:31:57,848 --> 00:31:59,245 Who is that? 683 00:31:59,930 --> 00:32:00,963 What are you doing? 684 00:32:01,095 --> 00:32:03,559 Enjoying some air, getting some exercise and freezing. 685 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,758 Go home. 686 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:08,367 - I have no home. Hunted, despised. - What? 687 00:32:08,589 --> 00:32:11,383 - It's from Ed Wood, the movie. - Have you gone bonkers? 688 00:32:11,587 --> 00:32:14,653 People are bunking at my place and I need somewhere to stay. 689 00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:17,260 And it just occurred to you now to look for a place. 690 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:20,046 - The stupid Hatlestads showed up. - Who? 691 00:32:21,869 --> 00:32:25,413 - Pipe down out there! - Go back to bed, Mrs. Slutsky. 692 00:32:25,657 --> 00:32:27,849 Don't talk to me that way, young man! 693 00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:30,257 - Throw your keys down. - I will not! 694 00:32:30,445 --> 00:32:33,114 - No, Luke, Mrs. Slutsky. - I'll just come down. 695 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,067 - Do something. - Ditto. 696 00:32:35,232 --> 00:32:36,743 I'm coming down. 697 00:32:40,811 --> 00:32:42,798 My inn caught fire. 698 00:32:45,308 --> 00:32:46,421 Hurry, Luke. 699 00:32:50,053 --> 00:32:52,437 No, Young Chui, it was right to break up with her. 700 00:32:52,634 --> 00:32:54,940 Why stay in a relationship that's not going anywhere? 701 00:32:55,132 --> 00:32:58,482 Life's too short, exactly. No, I told you a joke last night. 702 00:32:58,713 --> 00:33:00,939 I need more time to come up with another one. 703 00:33:01,127 --> 00:33:04,432 It's getting late. I've got my math test tomorrow. I'd better go. 704 00:33:04,832 --> 00:33:08,057 Yeah, I'll call you to tell you how it went. Good night. 705 00:33:08,371 --> 00:33:10,199 Young Chui and his girlfriend broke up? 706 00:33:10,369 --> 00:33:12,198 Good riddance. She was very waspish. 707 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,877 Did you and he break up, too? 708 00:33:14,032 --> 00:33:16,667 My mom still thinks we're the perfect Korean couple. 709 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:20,089 - Weren't you supposed to break up? - Young Chui thinks it's not time yet. 710 00:33:20,318 --> 00:33:23,112 Why? This is a fake relationship, you weren't really going out. 711 00:33:23,316 --> 00:33:26,348 I don't know, I bring it up every night and he changes the subject. 712 00:33:26,564 --> 00:33:29,233 - You talk every night? - Yes. He's a little needy right now. 713 00:33:29,437 --> 00:33:31,708 - That's a lot of talking. - We're friends. 714 00:33:31,892 --> 00:33:33,845 - Just friends? - What are you getting at? 715 00:33:34,015 --> 00:33:37,001 He's calling you every night, he keeps putting off your break-up. 716 00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:40,253 God knows when you'll be able to date Dave Rygalski. 717 00:33:40,468 --> 00:33:44,455 He's asking you to tell him jokes and to let him know how your math test went. 718 00:33:44,715 --> 00:33:47,747 - So? - So, it sounds like he's in love with you. 719 00:33:48,586 --> 00:33:51,221 No, Young Chui is not in love with me. 720 00:33:51,418 --> 00:33:54,643 It's not fair for you to take an innocent friendship like ours... 721 00:33:54,872 --> 00:33:57,666 with its air of innocence, and its innocence... 722 00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:01,776 Oh, my God, he loves me. That stupid boy's fallen in love with me. 723 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:03,668 It's not stupid, you're a catch. 724 00:34:03,823 --> 00:34:06,810 But I'm not his catch, I'm Dave's catch, I've already been caught. 725 00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:08,585 You probably need to be more direct. 726 00:34:08,735 --> 00:34:12,120 That fool. I can't break up with him or my mom will never let me date. 727 00:34:12,358 --> 00:34:14,391 It's got to come from him. What do I do? 728 00:34:14,563 --> 00:34:15,562 [Knocking at window] 729 00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:18,178 Just a second. 730 00:34:24,098 --> 00:34:26,244 - Bizarro day? - Wouldn't want to repeat it. 731 00:34:26,428 --> 00:34:28,143 - Inn still closed? - Just till tomorrow. 732 00:34:28,302 --> 00:34:31,130 - What caused it? - Not sure. Something electrical probably. 733 00:34:31,341 --> 00:34:33,328 That's usually the culprit. 734 00:34:34,588 --> 00:34:35,815 Something the matter? 735 00:34:35,963 --> 00:34:37,189 - No. - Good. 736 00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:39,403 - So how was school? - Same old, same old. 737 00:34:39,584 --> 00:34:42,219 - Doing okay? - Doing my reading, writing and arithmetic. 738 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:45,844 - And you're still going, right? - What? Where is this coming from? 739 00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:47,952 - There's been speculation. - From who? 740 00:34:48,118 --> 00:34:50,469 My mom asked if you're going full-time to school. 741 00:34:50,658 --> 00:34:51,726 Your mom. 742 00:34:51,865 --> 00:34:54,613 - Why's she so interested? - 'Cause you're dating her daughter. 743 00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:59,249 Great. What else did she think I did? Start the fire, put Phil Spector up to it? 744 00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:00,842 I told her you were going. 745 00:35:00,982 --> 00:35:03,537 As they say on the Family Feud, "Good answer." 746 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:05,637 - So I didn't lie to her? - No. 747 00:35:07,185 --> 00:35:09,616 Look, don't worry. I've got it under control. 748 00:35:10,390 --> 00:35:11,617 I'm going enough. 749 00:35:11,765 --> 00:35:14,593 I've been picking up some extra shifts, but I'm fine. 750 00:35:14,803 --> 00:35:16,313 It's Mickey Mouse stuff, anyway. 751 00:35:16,469 --> 00:35:18,934 It takes others hours to learn. It takes me minutes. 752 00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:21,279 - If you're behind... - I'm not behind. 753 00:35:21,465 --> 00:35:23,737 If you get behind, I can help you catch up. 754 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:24,611 Got it covered. 755 00:35:24,837 --> 00:35:26,471 - If you say so. - I do. 756 00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:28,819 - Okay. - So, how about you come out? 757 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,589 - What's this? - He was just leaving, Mama. 758 00:35:31,789 --> 00:35:34,424 - Why is he here at all? - He came to borrow something. 759 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:35,653 Here. 760 00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:41,342 Thank you. 761 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,654 - Baseball bat? - Cricket. 762 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:44,853 Good night. 763 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,938 - Don't do that. - Don't do what? 764 00:35:52,105 --> 00:35:55,489 Don't pull the sheet back after I pull it, I need more for this side. 765 00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:00,874 - You pulled it again. - I need it for my side. 766 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:02,531 - I need to tuck it in. - Me, too. 767 00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:05,870 - Let's tuck it in on both sides. - You tuck a bed in on both sides? 768 00:36:06,093 --> 00:36:08,285 I slip down into it, like I'm in a straitjacket. 769 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,931 - You must feel right at home. - I so set you up for that. 770 00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:13,038 Fine, tuck it in on your side. 771 00:36:13,211 --> 00:36:16,993 You know, I really should take the couch. Me taking the bed doesn't feel right. 772 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:18,601 - Now, come on. - What? 773 00:36:18,749 --> 00:36:20,305 You bully me into giving you the bed. 774 00:36:20,456 --> 00:36:22,205 It's no use pretending you don't want it. 775 00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:24,278 I'm pretending to try to be polite. 776 00:36:24,452 --> 00:36:26,565 I'm fine with the couch, you're exhausted. 777 00:36:26,742 --> 00:36:28,854 - You know, I'm actually not. - Really? 778 00:36:29,032 --> 00:36:31,099 I'm strangely exhilarated. 779 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,744 I mean, as awful as what happened today was... 780 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:35,738 I'm happy with how I handled it. 781 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,251 You never know how you'll react in such situations... 782 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,870 until something happens, and I think I did pretty well. 783 00:36:42,104 --> 00:36:43,137 Yeah, I do, too. 784 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,416 [Telephone ringing] 785 00:36:46,891 --> 00:36:49,400 Hello. Nicole, hi. 786 00:36:50,846 --> 00:36:52,992 Yeah, I'm good. Not much. 787 00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:57,367 There was a fire at the local inn out here. Yeah, the one she works at. 788 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:58,745 Everybody's fine. 789 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,072 Yeah, just a lot of chaos for a while. 790 00:37:01,379 --> 00:37:03,127 So, how was your thing today? 791 00:37:03,293 --> 00:37:05,928 All right, fill me in tomorrow. 7:00 is good. 792 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,221 Yeah. Good night. 793 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:11,760 - That was Nicole. - So I heard. 794 00:37:11,911 --> 00:37:14,217 - Why didn't you tell her I was here? - Didn't come up. 795 00:37:14,409 --> 00:37:17,522 You mean she didn't out of the clear blue and for no reason... 796 00:37:17,739 --> 00:37:19,409 ask you if I was sleeping over? 797 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,967 Just didn't seem necessary. 798 00:37:21,112 --> 00:37:24,337 You have nothing to hide here, you just took in a refugee. 799 00:37:24,566 --> 00:37:28,473 I know there's nothing to hide, it's just that, you've kind of become... 800 00:37:28,730 --> 00:37:32,273 - Become what? - A sore point with me and Nicole. 801 00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:32,835 How? 802 00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:35,312 On our first date I was a little nervous... 803 00:37:35,516 --> 00:37:37,947 and I wasn't having any luck coming up with topics. 804 00:37:38,138 --> 00:37:40,046 So I was just kind of blabbing a lot. 805 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:42,809 Then she ordered extra fries, so it reminded me of you... 806 00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:46,075 and I told her a quick story about you and French fries. 807 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:50,125 That seemed fine. Then, later, she ordered a third cup of coffee. 808 00:37:51,086 --> 00:37:53,198 And I mentioned you and your coffee thing... 809 00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:56,726 and I noticed that Nicole kind of reacted a little... 810 00:37:57,580 --> 00:38:00,612 and ever since then she's been a little sensitive to the issue. 811 00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:03,813 Of course. You don't talk about another woman on a first date. 812 00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:08,020 - Even if it's just a friend? - They don't exist. Not on a first date. 813 00:38:08,279 --> 00:38:10,834 No other women exists on a first date, not even my mother? 814 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,821 You think talking about your mother on a first date is wise? 815 00:38:14,024 --> 00:38:15,739 You can maybe mention a sister. 816 00:38:15,898 --> 00:38:18,771 Maybe, and then you move on really, really quickly. 817 00:38:18,978 --> 00:38:20,171 This is why I hate dating. 818 00:38:20,311 --> 00:38:22,536 Unless you want to be a mountain man all your life... 819 00:38:22,725 --> 00:38:25,156 you've got to abide by the rules and customs. 820 00:38:25,348 --> 00:38:27,063 Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow. 821 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,175 - No problem, what time? - 6:00. 822 00:38:29,386 --> 00:38:31,101 I get up at 4:45 every morning. 823 00:38:31,259 --> 00:38:34,769 - Why would you get up that early? - I don't know, to run my business? 824 00:38:35,131 --> 00:38:36,687 Change businesses. 825 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:39,578 Wow, total déjà vu. 826 00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:41,581 - Really? - It's the alarm clock. 827 00:38:42,917 --> 00:38:44,551 I had a dream once... 828 00:38:45,164 --> 00:38:49,071 that you set 18 alarm clocks to get me up, which is not a bad way to get me up. 829 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:52,474 - Where were we? - We were at my house. 830 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,572 I got up and went downstairs for coffee... 831 00:38:57,487 --> 00:39:00,600 - and you talked to my stomach. - Why on earth would I do that? 832 00:39:00,817 --> 00:39:02,566 Because I was pregnant. 833 00:39:04,064 --> 00:39:05,779 - Twins. - Mine? 834 00:39:05,938 --> 00:39:07,891 What am I, a dream tramp? Of course, yours. 835 00:39:08,061 --> 00:39:09,378 We were married? 836 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,429 - Did I not mention that? - No. 837 00:39:17,553 --> 00:39:20,778 You know, you shouldn't drink coffee when you're pregnant. 838 00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:23,213 True. 839 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:26,338 That's probably why Rory's a caffeine addict. 840 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:28,108 You're right. 841 00:39:28,585 --> 00:39:30,493 - Dream go beyond that? - No. 842 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:34,172 You talked to my stomach and then you... 843 00:39:40,034 --> 00:39:42,782 - Night. - Yeah. Night. 844 00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:46,305 [Luke and Jess snoring] 845 00:40:07,926 --> 00:40:09,721 Luke and Sookie have worked things out. 846 00:40:09,883 --> 00:40:12,472 There does seem to be a grudging respect thing going on. 847 00:40:12,672 --> 00:40:15,466 Get the ricotta fritters started, I want to serve those first. 848 00:40:15,753 --> 00:40:17,343 You making Cajun eggs Benedict? 849 00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:19,216 - We could. - Let's do it, it was good. 850 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,646 The Cajun was all your doing. 851 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:23,345 'Cause I knocked the cayenne pepper into your hollandaise. 852 00:40:23,538 --> 00:40:26,252 How do you think they invented the Reese's Cup and penicillin? 853 00:40:26,452 --> 00:40:28,485 We could win the Nobel here. 854 00:40:30,032 --> 00:40:31,150 - Morning. - You're up early. 855 00:40:31,282 --> 00:40:33,278 - Got to catch me that worm. - Where're you off to? 856 00:40:33,446 --> 00:40:34,479 - School. - So early? 857 00:40:34,611 --> 00:40:37,916 I got a lab project going on, me and my team are meeting early. 858 00:40:38,358 --> 00:40:40,709 - Have a good day. - If I have a choice. 859 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,863 - Good morning. - Talk to you later. 860 00:40:43,021 --> 00:40:44,054 [Cell phone ringing] 861 00:40:44,187 --> 00:40:47,810 - By the way, your boyfriend snores. - Didn't need to know that. 862 00:40:48,058 --> 00:40:49,057 Hello? 863 00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:51,416 It is? 864 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:55,882 I love you. Thanks. 865 00:40:56,176 --> 00:40:57,244 We're open. 866 00:40:57,384 --> 00:40:59,451 Can I have your attention, please? 867 00:40:59,632 --> 00:41:00,949 That was Chief Baker... 868 00:41:01,089 --> 00:41:05,314 who told me in his deep sexy voice that the inn is officially reopened. 869 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:08,929 Right now it's just me and the staffers, 870 00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:11,029 but very soon you'll have your stuff back... 871 00:41:11,288 --> 00:41:13,321 - and you can go home. - Thank you, Lorelai. 872 00:41:13,495 --> 00:41:16,607 Listen, from our group, we want to give you this. 873 00:41:18,282 --> 00:41:21,394 That's the nicest dead bird I've ever gotten. Thanks, Fred. 874 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:23,283 - It's from all of us. - Right. 875 00:41:23,444 --> 00:41:26,272 Thank you, Poe Society. Coming, Sookie? 876 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,711 I'm coming. 877 00:41:28,315 --> 00:41:31,223 Need to caramelize the hazelnuts for the brioche French toast... 878 00:41:31,438 --> 00:41:33,391 add Madeira to the pear-poaching liquid... 879 00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:35,434 and add some chives to the cream for the eggs. 880 00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:37,077 Don't burn anything, got it. 881 00:41:37,225 --> 00:41:39,609 - I've got to change for school. - Go, we'll see you later. 882 00:41:39,806 --> 00:41:40,839 Let's go. 883 00:41:42,428 --> 00:41:43,655 Here they are. 884 00:41:43,803 --> 00:41:46,710 Michel, Chief. Don't we love our Chief? 885 00:41:46,925 --> 00:41:48,819 I bet he can beat up all the other chiefs. 886 00:41:48,831 --> 00:41:49,957 Can we get on with this? 887 00:41:50,172 --> 00:41:52,125 Let me just unlock the door here. 888 00:41:52,295 --> 00:41:54,884 First thing I want to do is get into all the rooms... 889 00:41:55,084 --> 00:41:58,468 get all the guests' stuff into the lobby, and organize for them to pick up. 890 00:41:58,706 --> 00:42:02,454 Go to the kitchen. Let me know what's what. Maybe we can open for dinner. 891 00:42:02,702 --> 00:42:04,928 Anyone give you a heads up about what's inside? 892 00:42:05,117 --> 00:42:07,990 You might want to wait till you get inside to make your plans. 893 00:42:08,198 --> 00:42:09,594 And go slow. 894 00:42:58,322 --> 00:42:59,435 [Cat meowing]