1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:05,388 No, boys. You go clockwise! 2 00:00:05,774 --> 00:00:09,327 - Clockwise! Can't you tell time? - The other way, boys! 3 00:00:09,572 --> 00:00:13,091 - They're not getting it, Miss Patty. - The wedding's tomorrow. We gotta get it. 4 00:00:13,329 --> 00:00:15,451 It's the Ban yon boys. They won't do what I tell them. 5 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:18,221 Nice maypole, Patty! Really organized! 6 00:00:18,421 --> 00:00:20,983 - Oh, shut up, Kirk! - Tough day, Patty? 7 00:00:21,176 --> 00:00:23,692 I've worked with Joan Crawford. This is worse. 8 00:00:23,889 --> 00:00:25,164 I don't call that a maypole. 9 00:00:25,308 --> 00:00:27,108 I'd call that a "maybe-not pole." 10 00:00:27,271 --> 00:00:28,467 What's with him? 11 00:00:28,606 --> 00:00:30,918 He's mad because I made Chrissy my dance captain over him. 12 00:00:31,111 --> 00:00:34,105 - Kirk has 43 jobs. - Would you go talk to him, please? 13 00:00:34,324 --> 00:00:36,840 - I got my hands full here. - The Ban yon boys? 14 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:39,933 Lucifer tired of them in Hell and dumped them here. 15 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,960 - I'll talk to Kirk. - Thank you. 16 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:45,124 All right, Chrissy, let's give it another go! 17 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,611 Kirk, maybe you want to ease up on Patty a little. 18 00:00:48,808 --> 00:00:51,199 But the maypole is an expertise of mine! 19 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:53,787 I reenacted the dwarf's maypole choreography... 20 00:00:53,984 --> 00:00:56,944 from the Safety Dance video, my junior-high talent show. 21 00:00:57,156 --> 00:00:58,557 Chicks were falling at my feet. 22 00:00:58,701 --> 00:01:00,420 I'm less than impressed, Patty! 23 00:01:00,579 --> 00:01:03,050 Take a break, please. I've seen Miss Patty get violent. 24 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:06,005 - It's not pretty. Remember that time? - That's when she beat me up. 25 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:08,729 - Yeah. Let's not repeat that. - Okay. 26 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,264 - They're the best I've got. - That's sad... 27 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,556 for you and the whole vegetable industry. 28 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,012 They're the best in the state. I stand by them. 29 00:02:31,197 --> 00:02:34,989 - They're puny. They're tasteless. - Puny? These are not puny. 30 00:02:35,287 --> 00:02:38,122 If they're small enough to shove up our son's nose, they're too small! 31 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:40,532 No way could you shove one of these up Davey's nose. 32 00:02:40,713 --> 00:02:42,547 - Bet you five bucks. - Get him in here! 33 00:02:42,717 --> 00:02:45,598 You probably shouldn't shove a radish up your son's nose. 34 00:02:45,806 --> 00:02:47,002 Just thinking out loud. 35 00:02:47,141 --> 00:02:50,022 All right, I'll take these if it's all you've got. 36 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,870 Don't do me any favors. 37 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:55,926 - You two are back big-time. - That actually felt good. 38 00:02:56,157 --> 00:02:59,151 - Like getting a Jack La Lanne workout. - Dead or alive? 39 00:02:59,454 --> 00:03:01,811 Jack La Lanne? Dead. No, alive. 40 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,001 [Cell phone ringing] 41 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,167 - Now that's gonna bug me. - Hello? 42 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,181 There is so much joy around me, I'm gonna hurl. 43 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,490 What's wrong? 44 00:03:08,637 --> 00:03:10,450 You should see all the boisterous high-fiving... 45 00:03:10,474 --> 00:03:13,434 going on all around me. It's just really sad. Hey, do you mind, buddy? 46 00:03:13,646 --> 00:03:15,333 - Kids are in party mode, huh? - "The kids "... 47 00:03:15,357 --> 00:03:17,319 are clicking their heels like there's no tomorrow. 48 00:03:17,403 --> 00:03:19,485 And there is no tomorrow for those who do not have... 49 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,136 a final on Saturday morning, such as me. I'm pathetic. 50 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:23,682 I should stand between two of them... 51 00:03:23,706 --> 00:03:25,810 and have them high-five my head from opposite sides... 52 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:27,109 and put me out of my misery. 53 00:03:27,253 --> 00:03:29,095 Just one more final to go, then you'll be free. 54 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:31,895 Two more boisterous bozos just rubbing my face in it. 55 00:03:32,095 --> 00:03:35,409 I do have one thing to run by you. Do you have the brain power? 56 00:03:35,643 --> 00:03:38,444 - I think I can swing it. - It involves the "J" word. 57 00:03:38,648 --> 00:03:41,403 Not more about Jesus. I'm sick of him and Mel Gibson. 58 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,491 - Jess. - What about him? 59 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,927 He's in town for that wedding... 60 00:03:44,951 --> 00:03:46,992 and I never know where we stand on the Jess-o-meter. 61 00:03:47,038 --> 00:03:49,350 I was wondering if you want me to tell you when I see him. 62 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:50,897 - Sure. - Really? 63 00:03:51,046 --> 00:03:52,116 - Why not? - Okay... 64 00:03:52,255 --> 00:03:55,774 it's just always so weird, this J-word topic of ours. 65 00:03:56,012 --> 00:03:57,854 You don't have to refer to him as "the J word." 66 00:03:57,891 --> 00:04:00,772 Call him Jess, and feel free to tell me when you see him. 67 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,211 I mean, if you see him eight times in one day... 68 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,438 you don't need to call me eight times to tell me. 69 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:06,934 - That's clearly overkill. - Sure. 70 00:04:07,032 --> 00:04:10,026 You could limit the reports to just significant sightings. 71 00:04:10,246 --> 00:04:12,688 If you see him 100 yards away, disappearing around a corner... 72 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:14,020 I really don't need to know that. 73 00:04:14,044 --> 00:04:16,327 If he comes up to you and spits in your face, report that. 74 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,575 - Permission to spit back? - You know what I'm saying. 75 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:21,038 I know what you're saying. You know what I should do? 76 00:04:21,223 --> 00:04:23,385 Run up, tell him I love him, then run away really fast. 77 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:24,772 A taste of his own medicine. 78 00:04:24,784 --> 00:04:26,640 No! Don't do anything out of the ordinary. 79 00:04:26,859 --> 00:04:28,692 I won't. Honey, I'm kidding. 80 00:04:29,447 --> 00:04:31,724 - There's a horse in the dining room. - What? 81 00:04:31,909 --> 00:04:33,742 - Cletus is in the dining room. - Why? 82 00:04:33,912 --> 00:04:35,874 He heard about the terrific continental breakfast. 83 00:04:35,916 --> 00:04:37,311 I don't know. I gotta go look at this. 84 00:04:37,335 --> 00:04:38,610 Okay. Bye. 85 00:04:40,007 --> 00:04:41,487 Cletus, honey! 86 00:04:41,718 --> 00:04:44,360 Lorelai, I need your signature on this, please. 87 00:04:44,681 --> 00:04:45,797 - Michel? - Yes? 88 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:48,404 Do you see the big-nostriled thing next to me here? 89 00:04:48,605 --> 00:04:50,085 - The horse? - Yes, the horse. 90 00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:53,830 - It's been here for 20 minutes. - What were you doing about it? 91 00:04:54,072 --> 00:04:55,347 - Nothing. - Nothing? 92 00:04:55,492 --> 00:04:56,847 It's a giant, smelly horse. 93 00:04:56,995 --> 00:04:59,465 I figured someone was already taking care of it. 94 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,180 - He's alive! - Who? 95 00:05:01,336 --> 00:05:02,930 Jack La Lanne. I just googled him. 96 00:05:03,088 --> 00:05:05,161 - Hi, Cletus. - So you already saw the horse? 97 00:05:05,343 --> 00:05:07,381 Yeah. Sure, he's been here, what, 20, 30 minutes? 98 00:05:07,555 --> 00:05:09,035 - About 25. - Okay. 99 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,377 New Dragonfly Inn rule. Everyone listening? 100 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,158 Okay, if you see a horse in the inn... 101 00:05:14,359 --> 00:05:17,160 or any other large quadruped or biped or anything that's not... 102 00:05:17,364 --> 00:05:18,958 What's the word? Human... 103 00:05:19,116 --> 00:05:22,157 figure no one's doing anything about it, and do something. 104 00:05:22,373 --> 00:05:24,411 - Fine with me. - Yeah, same here. 105 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:27,898 If we had the rule before, I would have done something. 106 00:05:28,132 --> 00:05:30,125 Okay. Great. Thanks. Bye. 107 00:05:31,012 --> 00:05:32,573 Come on, troublemaker. 108 00:05:33,016 --> 00:05:36,295 - Hitting the road, Glenn? - Yeah, and I got a hot date tonight. 109 00:05:36,523 --> 00:05:37,593 Who's the lucky girl? 110 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:39,854 I'm getting back together with my girl from back home. 111 00:05:39,903 --> 00:05:41,862 - Want to see her picture? - Sure. 112 00:05:42,116 --> 00:05:44,154 Glen, this girl is, like, 12 years old. 113 00:05:44,328 --> 00:05:47,527 It's her when she was little. Don't make this into something dirty! 114 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:51,348 - She drives and everything. - Have a good summer, Glenn. 115 00:05:53,468 --> 00:05:56,270 Rory, perfect timing. I want you to meet somebody. 116 00:05:56,641 --> 00:06:00,194 - This is my boyfriend, Chester Fleet. - Hi, Chester. I've heard a lot about you. 117 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,793 You can't believe everything you hear. 118 00:06:01,817 --> 00:06:04,652 It's kind of a weird day to meet him because he lost a bet with me... 119 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,585 and that means that for the entire day he can only talk in clichés. 120 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,300 - It's so much fun. - Sounds it. 121 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:12,655 - It's always fun till someone gets hurt. - I'm leaving, guys. 122 00:06:12,878 --> 00:06:15,110 - Rory, you get yourself a funky monkey. - What? 123 00:06:15,299 --> 00:06:18,259 Everyone poured all their alcohol into a bowl. That's what's in the cups. 124 00:06:18,471 --> 00:06:21,432 - Tastes gross, but does the trick. - I stashed one in the fridge for you. 125 00:06:21,644 --> 00:06:23,477 It was poured for me, but I'm not having one. 126 00:06:23,647 --> 00:06:25,447 Lips that touch wine shall never touch mine. 127 00:06:25,609 --> 00:06:28,683 - So much fun! - Well, I guess this is goodbye. 128 00:06:29,074 --> 00:06:31,635 - See you, Rory. Have a good one. - Bye, Janet. 129 00:06:31,828 --> 00:06:33,263 Janet, wait! 130 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:38,386 I hate that our little clique is breaking up. It's so the end of something. 131 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,592 - You off your meds, Paris? - You never get emotional at goodbyes? 132 00:06:41,804 --> 00:06:43,239 With people I like. 133 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:45,363 - See you. - Keep in touch. 134 00:06:46,563 --> 00:06:49,444 So I made a collage of photos of people in the building... 135 00:06:49,651 --> 00:06:52,372 and I'm having everyone sign. Will you two do me the honor? 136 00:06:52,573 --> 00:06:55,135 - Sure. I'll honor you. - Isn't it a great keepsake? 137 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,764 There's Janet with her boyfriend, and Lana with hers. 138 00:06:57,957 --> 00:06:59,916 That's Mark and Stacy, they're inseparable. 139 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,523 - And there's one of you, Rory. - That's me. 140 00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:04,914 Janet and her boyfriend again, and me with Chester. 141 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:08,169 - You're the apple of my eye. - That's getting annoying now, Chester. 142 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:11,068 And there you are again, Rory, with... 143 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:12,806 That's a lamppost. 144 00:07:12,942 --> 00:07:15,823 Here's a bunch of couples from Valentine's Day. You aren't in that one. 145 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:17,910 And here you are with all the cafeteria ladies. 146 00:07:18,076 --> 00:07:19,905 I can make you a copy of that if you'd like. 147 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:20,478 That's okay. 148 00:07:20,539 --> 00:07:22,736 Rory, you've had quite the dry spell this year. 149 00:07:22,918 --> 00:07:24,067 I have not had a dry spell. 150 00:07:24,079 --> 00:07:25,841 There's not one picture of you with a guy. 151 00:07:26,049 --> 00:07:27,484 No, there's one, see? 152 00:07:27,635 --> 00:07:30,595 - That's Rory with the statue of Eli Yale. - People are gonna talk. 153 00:07:30,806 --> 00:07:32,560 I don't care what people say. 154 00:07:32,727 --> 00:07:33,923 Are people talking? 155 00:07:34,063 --> 00:07:36,064 Not that I've heard. You just don't get out enough. 156 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,464 All work and no play makes Jack... 157 00:07:39,697 --> 00:07:42,009 - Say goodbye before you leave? - Will do. 158 00:07:42,619 --> 00:07:44,501 Since when are you someone who defines a girl... 159 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,066 by whether or not she's with a guy? 160 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:48,064 You embarrassed me in front of Tanna and Chester. 161 00:07:48,088 --> 00:07:50,809 Please. Before you got here they were singing The Lumberjack Song... 162 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:53,730 at the top of their lungs. They're embarrassment-proof. Here. 163 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:55,127 What's this? 164 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,861 - Leonard Fleming? - Asher's son. 165 00:07:57,019 --> 00:08:00,413 Good-looking, runs a mutual fund, newly divorced, and on the hunt. 166 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:03,133 - I don't think so. - The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 167 00:08:03,239 --> 00:08:04,800 He is one hot apple, juicy to the core. 168 00:08:04,866 --> 00:08:05,937 I got it. Nice, hot apple. 169 00:08:06,077 --> 00:08:09,117 - I just want you to be happy. - Don't feel sorry for me. I'm fine. 170 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,054 I don't want you to have a long, dry summer. 171 00:08:11,128 --> 00:08:13,360 - Please stop talking about my love life. - Fine. 172 00:08:13,549 --> 00:08:15,230 Wish me a merry trip to jolly old England. 173 00:08:15,343 --> 00:08:16,743 Have a merry trip. 174 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,129 If you call Leonard and one of his kids answers, hang up. 175 00:08:19,183 --> 00:08:21,415 They still think Mommy's coming back. 176 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:26,109 - Hey, Miss Kim. - Hello, Lorelai. 177 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,465 What can I do for you? 178 00:08:27,477 --> 00:08:29,673 Do you still have the big door knockers... 179 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,983 metal with the chipped red paint? 180 00:08:32,332 --> 00:08:34,291 You're a magician. Do you know that? 181 00:08:34,461 --> 00:08:36,373 - It's great, isn't it? Big. - And good price... 182 00:08:36,547 --> 00:08:38,569 seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. 183 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:41,872 It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers. 184 00:08:42,099 --> 00:08:45,219 I bet a lot of the Founding Fathers liked big knockers. 185 00:08:45,438 --> 00:08:47,397 I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could. 186 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:50,209 I've been in this country 20 years. I get things. 187 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,476 I never doubted. 188 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:53,654 - It's $90. - I'll take it. 189 00:08:55,038 --> 00:08:56,633 - Here. - What's this? 190 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:59,229 Mail for Lane. I know you go to Luke's, where she works. 191 00:08:59,421 --> 00:09:01,892 If you could pass this on to her, I'd appreciate it. 192 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:03,734 Mrs. Kim, hasn't this gone on long enough? 193 00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:06,165 - Not for you to say. - She's your only child. 194 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,787 I know you miss her. She misses you. 195 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,212 Call her. See her. Don't avoid her. 196 00:09:11,401 --> 00:09:15,238 - This is between me and my daughter. - As your mailman, I hereby resign. 197 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,995 Fine. It comes to $140. 198 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,822 - You said $90. - Wrapping charge. 199 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,171 [Girls laughing] 200 00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:26,906 And it's not just guys. 201 00:09:27,053 --> 00:09:28,934 Girls are not supposed to be monogamous, either. 202 00:09:29,098 --> 00:09:32,298 - We're homo sapiens, not rocks. - That's so unromantic. 203 00:09:32,521 --> 00:09:34,115 You can say that. You got lucky. 204 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,793 - Yeah, T.J. is yum-yum! - I did get lucky, didn't I? 205 00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:40,752 We're animals, and animals in the wild don't mate for life... 206 00:09:40,952 --> 00:09:42,865 except, like, tigers, but they're retarded. 207 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,157 - Hey, Liz. - Men are good for two things. 208 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,692 Make that one, and the one thing they're not that good at. 209 00:09:47,881 --> 00:09:49,920 Excuse me, sorry to break up the festivities... 210 00:09:50,093 --> 00:09:52,245 but do you have any idea if I'm doing this right? 211 00:09:52,431 --> 00:09:54,663 Most guys don't know if they're doing it right. 212 00:09:54,852 --> 00:09:58,131 Not my expertise, bro, but they smell good, if that helps. 213 00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:00,560 There should have been an instruction book of some kind. 214 00:10:00,737 --> 00:10:02,571 I'm so sorry this got dumped on you... 215 00:10:02,741 --> 00:10:04,902 but the turkey-leg guy knew that going into that bar... 216 00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,120 violated his parole. But you can't reason with them. 217 00:10:07,248 --> 00:10:09,127 Is this how turkey legs are supposed to look? 218 00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:11,970 I don't know. Take off your pants and let us see. 219 00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:14,326 Weren't you guys going to a spa or something? 220 00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:16,153 - Yeah, we're going, right? - In a minute. 221 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,868 I need to get some batteries. I'll be back. 222 00:10:17,892 --> 00:10:18,928 Jess! 223 00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:20,702 Come over here and meet my oldest friends. 224 00:10:20,772 --> 00:10:22,251 - Watch the one on the left. - Thanks. 225 00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:25,076 Girls, this is Jess. 226 00:10:25,322 --> 00:10:27,395 - Hello, handsome. - Hi. 227 00:10:27,618 --> 00:10:30,294 He's gonna walk me down the aisle. Is that cool or what? 228 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,889 - It's no big deal. - It's a very big deal. 229 00:10:33,962 --> 00:10:35,158 Can I help you? 230 00:10:35,298 --> 00:10:37,699 - Got a package here. - From who? I'm not expecting anything. 231 00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,317 It's a very important package. 232 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,952 But there's no address on it. 233 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,819 - Have fun. - Have fun with what? 234 00:10:42,978 --> 00:10:45,210 - This package is for Liz Danes. - That's me. 235 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:47,038 Do you accept delivery? 236 00:10:47,611 --> 00:10:49,046 I guess. 237 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,327 - Shake it, doll, shake it! - No, don't shake it in here. 238 00:10:58,547 --> 00:11:01,541 Luke, we need change! Turn these twenties into ones! 239 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,553 - I don't believe this, you rats! - Earn your money for mama! 240 00:11:16,662 --> 00:11:19,463 Nail-polish remover, $1 .40. 241 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,467 Ladies' Speed Stick, $2.60. 242 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:24,590 Good choice on that one. Keeps you dry all day and into the night. 243 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:27,159 Jasmine body lotion, nice price on that. 244 00:11:27,348 --> 00:11:29,421 - Might want to get a couple. - It's for my wife. 245 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:33,040 And, with your emery boards, it comes to $19.67. 246 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,015 Keep the change. 247 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:43,597 I'm so sorry you have a final tomorrow. I thought you'd be free as a bird tonight. 248 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,065 Them's the breaks. 249 00:11:45,213 --> 00:11:48,094 You could have stayed at school and studied if you had to, you know. 250 00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:50,259 You're playing different music. 251 00:11:50,556 --> 00:11:53,072 The music, it's different. Some chick is singing. 252 00:11:53,269 --> 00:11:55,022 It's Blossom Dearie. You don't like it? 253 00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:57,043 No, I like it fine. You've just never played it. 254 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,587 You and Dad always play classical music. 255 00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:00,452 We just thought we'd try something new tonight. 256 00:12:00,489 --> 00:12:01,969 - "We"? - He's out of town... 257 00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:03,313 but you know what I mean. 258 00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,446 We talked about changing the music. 259 00:12:05,623 --> 00:12:08,139 So when will you be done with your final tomorrow? 260 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,375 Around noon, depending on how fast I write. 261 00:12:10,549 --> 00:12:12,781 Any friends left behind to keep you company? 262 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,200 Girlfriends, boyfriends? 263 00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:17,979 My roommates are all gone, and I'd say 95% of the class has vamoosed. 264 00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:20,267 - And you don't have a boyfriend? - Not really. 265 00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:21,591 Why, do you? 266 00:12:22,153 --> 00:12:23,188 I'm making a joke. 267 00:12:23,322 --> 00:12:26,362 I was just wondering. We haven't talked about your love life in a while. 268 00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:29,537 - I get to ask sometimes, don't I? - Sure. 269 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,588 - Where'd you say Dad was? - In Philadelphia. 270 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,750 Thanks, Mom. Philadelphia, huh? 271 00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:37,966 Funny, you didn't mention that earlier. You just said he wouldn't be here. 272 00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:41,494 What do you want, Lorelai? For his secretary to fax you his schedule? 273 00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:43,243 No, I just want to be kept informed. 274 00:12:43,398 --> 00:12:46,438 A lot of his schedule these days has to do with Floyd... 275 00:12:46,654 --> 00:12:49,011 a.k.a. your ex-boyfriend's father. 276 00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,138 I didn't know how much detail you wanted to hear. 277 00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:53,439 I hear you. Blossom hears you. We're good. 278 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,140 - So you'll be a free girl around noon? - Around then. 279 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:59,458 I just want to be thinking about you right at that moment... 280 00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:01,479 when the weight is lifting off your shoulders. 281 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:04,075 - I'll be looking forward to it. - I'll be right back. 282 00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:07,229 I'm going to see if Kiki put the raspberry soufflés in. 283 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,592 - Dad hates raspberries. - No, he doesn't. 284 00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:12,010 Sorry, thought he did. Sorry. 285 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:14,559 What is going on here? 286 00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:17,094 I'm trying to get her to fess up to the separation. 287 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,204 No, me! Am I cloaked in loneliness or something? 288 00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:22,020 Everybody has been pestering me about my love life this week. 289 00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,858 That was not about you. It was about evading my questions. 290 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,206 It's a classic Sun Tzu Art of War maneuver: 291 00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,146 If you're being attacked from the east... 292 00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:31,394 attack whoever's to your west. And you were the west. 293 00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:33,379 Never read it, but it's full of crap like that. 294 00:13:33,403 --> 00:13:35,215 Stop attacking her so she'll stop attacking me. 295 00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:38,633 You butted into my line of inquiry with your "he's in Philadelphia" stuff. 296 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,032 She was about ready to crack. 297 00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:42,157 No, she was ready to say, "he's in Philadelphia." 298 00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,137 Did he sound like he was there when he called? 299 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:46,973 You mean, did I hear guys saying, "Get your Philly cheese steak here"? 300 00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:49,739 - Why aren't you seeing anybody? - I'm gonna throw a roll at you. 301 00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,891 I just gotta know what's going on with them. 302 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:54,259 They're having some sort of marital difficulty, Mom... 303 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,401 and pressuring her like this is not going to help. 304 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:57,673 But I'm dying here! 305 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,575 If he's out of town, is she actually staying here... 306 00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:02,305 instead of that hotel she checked into... 307 00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:05,881 or is she staying here permanently, and he's the one who's at a hotel? Or... 308 00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:09,565 Thank God, I checked, or we would have been soufflé-less. 309 00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:13,724 - Good. Gotta have that soufflé. - So, where were we? 310 00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:16,657 We were all about to switch to new subjects. 311 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,176 Okay. 312 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,711 Dad hates Chicken Kiev, doesn't he? 313 00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:25,388 Who called Groton? 314 00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:26,572 - I didn't. - Me neither. 315 00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:28,518 Someone in this room called someone in Groton... 316 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,184 at 11:37 p.m. on the 16th, and it wasn't me. 317 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:33,817 That was the night you had those two trampy girls over, Zach. 318 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,612 - They weren't trampy. - I heard one of them call her boyfriend... 319 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:39,038 and brag that she had scored some sucker beer. 320 00:14:39,227 --> 00:14:40,707 I'll pay for Groton. 321 00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:42,141 [Doorbell ringing] 322 00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:43,834 Does that doorbell run on electricity? 323 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:47,618 Because that's eating up money, too. We have to tell people to knock. 324 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,746 - Aunt Jun. - I'm here on your mother's behalf. 325 00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:51,234 - She would like to visit. - Here? 326 00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:52,694 - A social call. - When? 327 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,712 There are three times she can come this week. 328 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,077 If none are convenient, she will offer three more. 329 00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:59,376 If those are not good, she will rescind the offer. 330 00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:00,784 Does this sound reasonable? 331 00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,082 - Very. - Fine. 332 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:05,000 - She bringing a bible? - She didn't say. 333 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:07,788 - Here's your mail. - Thank you. 334 00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:09,903 - Would you like to come in? - No. 335 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,872 [Hard rock music playing on stereo] 336 00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:19,088 Rory? 337 00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:22,645 - Grandma, hi. - You busy? 338 00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:27,066 No, I was just packing and having a little lemonade here. 339 00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:30,842 - You're done with your final, right? - Yes. What are you doing here? 340 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:34,780 I had lunch today on campus with a friend, Cassie Sullivan. 341 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,993 She's with the Alumni Committee. Didn't I mention it last night? 342 00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:39,561 Not that I remember. 343 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,180 Anyway, she has a son who's a freshman also. 344 00:15:42,422 --> 00:15:45,257 - Graham Sullivan. You haven't met him? - I don't think so. 345 00:15:45,468 --> 00:15:46,743 - Would you like to? - Sure. 346 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,208 - Is now okay? - Now? 347 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,544 Graham! 348 00:15:51,186 --> 00:15:53,623 Graham, this is Rory. 349 00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,019 Rory, Graham. 350 00:15:55,152 --> 00:15:56,382 - Hi. - Hi. 351 00:15:56,571 --> 00:16:00,887 Graham's family and ours go way back. I remember this young man in diapers. 352 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:04,331 He's one of the poor unfortunates who had a Saturday final, too. 353 00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:06,263 - Chemistry. - Philosophy. 354 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,696 I meant to introduce the two of you ages ago. 355 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,197 I hate that it's last-minute like this. I feel awful. 356 00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,188 That's okay. Don't feel bad. 357 00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:15,271 Alcohol, on your breath. 358 00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:19,082 Graham mentioned that he and his group were going out tonight to celebrate. 359 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,550 What did you call them? 360 00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:22,218 - "The Saturday Orphans"? - Yes, I did. 361 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,724 - And he thought you might like to go. - Yeah. 362 00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:27,748 - Would you like to go? - Sure. 363 00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,155 Wonderful! 364 00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:31,686 I actually tried to get your grandmother to go, too... 365 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,956 but she made up some dumb excuse. 366 00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:37,340 You're something else, you know that? I feel good about this. 367 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:41,157 My orphan is an orphan no more. I'll go now. Bye, Rory. 368 00:16:42,276 --> 00:16:44,235 Bye, Grandma. 369 00:16:46,325 --> 00:16:48,238 Okay, lesson number one: 370 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,007 When your mom or your grandmother... 371 00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:52,397 starts trying to pin down your specific whereabouts... 372 00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:55,660 at a specific time and place, and she's smiling kind of weird... 373 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,842 begin evasive maneuvers immediately. 374 00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:00,814 - Got caught in that one myself. - And lesson number two: 375 00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:02,940 Never, ever let anybody outside of your family... 376 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,172 see you in diapers. 377 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,839 You were young... I hope. 378 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,790 - You don't have to do that. - I just taped up eight of my own boxes. 379 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:17,059 - I'm a box-taping machine. Use me. - Thank you. 380 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,579 So the plans for tonight, they're pretty casual. 381 00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:23,083 There'll be about 10 of us. You're totally welcome to come. 382 00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:24,703 I was just gonna go home, but... 383 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:25,887 I don't know, maybe. 384 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,698 We're gonna get some food, hang out. I'll leave you my cell phone number. 385 00:17:29,943 --> 00:17:32,334 - You got a piece of paper? - Yeah. 386 00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,072 Great. 387 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,352 - Leonard Fleming. - Ignore that. 388 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:46,303 - Maybe I'll see you later. - Yeah. 389 00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:48,226 Enjoy your lemonade. 390 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,125 What is wrong with this shoe polish? 391 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,562 The fact that Pontius Pilate was alive when you bought it? 392 00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,130 - Shoe polish goes bad? - Look at it. It's all chunky. 393 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,451 - It messed up my shoes. - Just wipe them off. They'll be fine. 394 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,948 - Don't you have a full-length mirror? - Don't need one. 395 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,729 You don't like looking at your bottom half? I love doing that. 396 00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,201 I look down to look at my bottom half. I don't need a mirror. 397 00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:12,500 You seem nervous. 398 00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:13,760 I'm not nervous. 399 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:17,129 I don't see why you would be. I'm the one getting shackled today. 400 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,955 - Looks like old polish. - Yep. 401 00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,756 The Queer Eye guys are very against old polish. 402 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,324 - He's very nervous. - I'm not nervous! 403 00:18:24,498 --> 00:18:27,140 - Maybe it's time you put a shirt on. - Why, am I getting you hot? 404 00:18:27,336 --> 00:18:29,534 - I need the bathroom. - Just hold on. 405 00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:32,358 I am loving these tights. They're fantastic. 406 00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:36,095 They lend support everywhere you need it, but they breathe. 407 00:18:36,311 --> 00:18:38,223 - This one. - Thanks. 408 00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:41,594 Luke, I had to borrow your deodorant. I hope that's okay. 409 00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:43,634 Allow me. 410 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,070 Greetings, my lord. 411 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,492 Your lady hath arrived to be escorted forthwith. 412 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,830 - I didn't know you spoke Renaissance. - I'm quite fluent in Renaissance. 413 00:18:58,057 --> 00:19:01,018 - You look nice. I'm loving the tie. - Thanks. You look beautiful. 414 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,108 Flattery will get you everywhere, my friend. 415 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,754 - Shall we? - Let's go. 416 00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:17,933 LORELAI: A nice, manly wreath in your hair wouldn't work? 417 00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:20,075 There's no such thing as a manly wreath. 418 00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:22,132 I don't know. Julius Caesar pulled it off. 419 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:24,066 He was very popular with the ladies. 420 00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:26,665 Cleopatra used to pull his leaves off, very sexy. 421 00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,008 What's this? 422 00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:30,714 Surely these be time travelers from the future... 423 00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,261 in such foreign, mystical garb. 424 00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:34,322 - And who be you, kind sir? - T.J.'s brother. 425 00:19:34,496 --> 00:19:36,488 I got a patio-furniture store down in Nutley. 426 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,263 Plastic, metal, teak. Whatever you need, I can hook you up. 427 00:19:39,464 --> 00:19:42,379 - Okay, thank you. - Just do me a favor. 428 00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:44,756 I'm gonna try to keep a happy, proud look on my face... 429 00:19:44,806 --> 00:19:47,168 to cover the smirking- and-about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face... 430 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,831 just underneath. Help me achieve this. 431 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,895 Come on! They have a community of people, of friends, you know... 432 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,911 who travel together, engage in silliness, dress in costume. 433 00:19:55,116 --> 00:19:56,386 - I think it's nice. - Hi, Lucas. 434 00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,129 Hi, Carrie. 435 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,243 - Is that a power suit? - It's my only suit. 436 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,170 Looks pretty powerful to me. 437 00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,899 - So Barry stayed home. - Who? 438 00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:06,970 The ball and chain. I'm flying solo tonight. 439 00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:09,288 - Save a dance for me? - I don't dance. 440 00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:10,928 You will dance. 441 00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:12,860 How about we work on him together? 442 00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:15,698 I think there's a hoofer buried deep inside there, don't you? 443 00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:17,895 - I guess. - Carrie, this is Lorelai. 444 00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:19,872 - I know. Hi. - Hi. 445 00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,947 So there's gonna be a little delay. 446 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,876 Liz ripped her dress, and it's gonna take a while to fix it. 447 00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:26,805 I'm supposed to spread the message. 448 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,160 Well, spread it, Carrie. 449 00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,973 The message! The message. 450 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,242 - She makes me very uncomfortable. - Poor Liz. 451 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,668 - Does she know how to fix her dress? - She was never one for household skills. 452 00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:40,893 - I'm gonna go see. She's at Miss Patty's? - Don't leave me alone. 453 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,507 Carrie found the guy with the codpiece. That will keep her occupied. 454 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,065 Hurry back. 455 00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:51,132 Lorelai, thank heavens. I'm so bad with wardrobe. 456 00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:53,693 I ripped it getting up. I'm such a klutz. 457 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,607 That's why I'm here. Patty, you have a sewing kit? 458 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,925 - Right here, sweetie. - I'm holding everyone up. 459 00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:03,179 No, today's your day. If anyone gets to hold things up, it's you. Relax. 460 00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:06,291 I'm nervous. Do I look nervous? I sound nervous. 461 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,604 You look great. 462 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,702 It's normal to be nervous on your wedding day. 463 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:12,468 This is my first wedding of mine that I've ever been sober for. 464 00:21:12,669 --> 00:21:14,150 I'm probably gonna remember this one. 465 00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:16,372 The ones that you remember are the ones that stick. 466 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,488 What was your wedding like? Were you this nervous? 467 00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:20,151 - Never been married. - You got a kid! 468 00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:23,382 - Found a way around that. - I see. You wanna get married? 469 00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:26,971 It's inappropriate to propose to me on your wedding day. 470 00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,781 But do you want to get married? You must want to get married. 471 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:33,463 I guess so, you know, if I meet the right guy. 472 00:21:33,664 --> 00:21:34,894 I hate being single. 473 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:38,162 Ever think, if you got married today, or even in the next few years... 474 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,296 you could be married for 50 years. For most of your life. 475 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:44,905 Same with me and T.J. I could be married most of my life to him. 476 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:48,182 - Isn't that weird to think about? - I could be married for most of my life. 477 00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:51,632 I don't want to screw up this marriage even more than I want some pot. 478 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,696 That's how serious I am. 479 00:21:54,117 --> 00:21:56,156 Are you ready? The crowd's getting restless. 480 00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:59,130 You're getting restless. Do you two know each other? 481 00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,725 Jess and I go way back. He dated my daughter. 482 00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:03,675 You broke her daughter's heart? 483 00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:06,837 - I... - No he didn't. It just didn't work out. 484 00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:09,811 Good, 'cause I don't want him to be like his father, breaking hearts. 485 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,582 I want him to be like T.J. Or my second husband. 486 00:22:12,774 --> 00:22:15,290 Or like my boyfriend after my third husband, who died. 487 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,799 - They were good guys. - You're all done. 488 00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:19,309 It's perfect! 489 00:22:19,453 --> 00:22:20,888 She's a miracle worker. 490 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,998 - I'm gonna go tell the others. - Thanks, hon! 491 00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:25,370 And thank you. You're gonna make a great wife someday... 492 00:22:25,505 --> 00:22:28,386 and a great sister-in-law to some very lucky girl. 493 00:22:28,594 --> 00:22:30,906 - I hope so. - Now, go on, Luke's waiting. 494 00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,698 Unless my friend Carrie suffocated him with her boobs. 495 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,839 That would be festive. Here, Patty. 496 00:22:35,851 --> 00:22:38,176 Let's check your hair real quick, sweetie. 497 00:22:38,654 --> 00:22:39,850 Okay. 498 00:22:43,621 --> 00:22:45,102 PATTY: You look absolutely beautiful. 499 00:22:48,337 --> 00:22:50,250 [Playing baroque music] 500 00:22:57,603 --> 00:22:59,642 - Everything okay? - Crisis averted. 501 00:23:02,904 --> 00:23:05,659 - Must be starting. - Think they know any Zeppelin? 502 00:23:08,581 --> 00:23:12,053 - Roses, nice. - Does she remind you of someone? 503 00:23:13,756 --> 00:23:15,988 Can you say "Leslie Van Houten"? 504 00:23:22,397 --> 00:23:24,595 - Now, that's impressive. - Yeah. 505 00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:27,213 These tights, I'm telling you, they're the best. 506 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,605 I'm happy, my boys are happy, and they don't ride up. 507 00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:33,432 Still dry. Thanks, buddy. 508 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:37,751 - You dried his armpits? - I don't want to talk about it. 509 00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,569 I want one of those. 510 00:23:51,573 --> 00:23:53,646 - She looks happy. - Yeah, she does. 511 00:23:57,417 --> 00:23:58,931 - She looks hot. - Smoking. 512 00:23:59,087 --> 00:24:00,726 Don't you say that. 513 00:24:13,195 --> 00:24:14,709 Where's the minister? 514 00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:16,538 [Minister singing] 515 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,003 Help. 516 00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:59,379 - Think of something not funny. - Can't. 517 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:01,682 You may plant the ceremonial sword. 518 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,411 - Avalanches. Earthquakes. - Not doing it. 519 00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:10,815 - Famine, and I'm out. - Hello, friends. 520 00:25:11,255 --> 00:25:13,167 Isn't it a beautiful day? 521 00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:16,268 The day that Liz and T.J. share their love... 522 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,251 in front of those they love. 523 00:25:20,230 --> 00:25:22,971 Liz, do you want to tell T.J. how you feel? 524 00:25:22,983 --> 00:25:23,350 Yes. 525 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:28,149 - T.J. - Yeah? 526 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,239 My heart just pours out to you. 527 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:33,409 You have been so good to me and for me. 528 00:25:34,003 --> 00:25:38,045 I don't know where I'd be without you. I'd be worse off, I know that. 529 00:25:40,557 --> 00:25:41,707 You're something else. 530 00:25:41,851 --> 00:25:43,001 Nice. 531 00:25:43,145 --> 00:25:44,261 T.J. 532 00:25:45,816 --> 00:25:47,694 I wrote something down... 533 00:25:47,945 --> 00:25:51,463 but, for all the good points about tights, and there are a lot... 534 00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:53,800 they don't have pockets. 535 00:25:54,205 --> 00:25:56,323 So I gotta go off the cuff. 536 00:25:58,672 --> 00:25:59,947 I love you. 537 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:08,023 - That wasn't so funny. - That wasn't funny at all. 538 00:26:08,272 --> 00:26:09,273 [Doorbell ringing] 539 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,269 - Hi, Mama. - Hello, Lane. Thank you for having me. 540 00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:19,528 - You find the place okay? - Yes. Here. Multi-grain soy pudding. 541 00:26:19,793 --> 00:26:21,592 Extra chunky, the way you like it. 542 00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,793 - I bet we'll all like it. - We? 543 00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:26,278 Come in, Mama. 544 00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:32,167 Mama, these are my roommates, Zach and Brian. 545 00:26:32,397 --> 00:26:34,231 - Hello, Mrs. Kim. - Welcome. 546 00:26:34,401 --> 00:26:37,202 There's no way I could afford a place on my own, so we live together. 547 00:26:37,406 --> 00:26:39,763 We share all the expenses, and a bathroom. 548 00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:42,424 That's unfortunate, but we're starving artists, Mama. 549 00:26:42,624 --> 00:26:45,698 These are my band mates. Zach, would you make us some tea? 550 00:26:45,922 --> 00:26:48,598 - I'd be delighted. - I'll get the cups. 551 00:26:49,219 --> 00:26:52,897 How about a tour? This is the living room, obviously. 552 00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:56,027 That's where Zach and Brian sleep. 553 00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:58,182 A solid eight hours every night. 554 00:26:58,402 --> 00:26:59,916 This is my room. 555 00:27:01,783 --> 00:27:05,460 Window's broken, but the landlord's on it. Kitchen, refrigerator... 556 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,306 Would you like to pick a tea? We have a whole selection. 557 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,623 Lapsang oolong, orange pekoe, Sleepy Time? 558 00:27:20,191 --> 00:27:22,468 Harry, they've got turkey legs! 559 00:27:24,323 --> 00:27:27,363 I was born 400 years too late. I mean, this food is amazing. 560 00:27:27,578 --> 00:27:29,696 - Here's a couple of seats. - Okay. 561 00:27:29,874 --> 00:27:31,513 - There were boys. - What? Where? 562 00:27:31,668 --> 00:27:34,663 - At Lane's. Two boys, one with hair. - Okay, you went to Lane's? 563 00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:37,525 And the place. Broken furniture, and dirt, and boys... 564 00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:39,408 - and a broken window, and boys... - Slow down. 565 00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:41,204 And a tiny fridge, and guitars, and boys... 566 00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:42,788 - How many boys were there? - Two boys. 567 00:27:42,939 --> 00:27:44,533 She stood in that room with two boys. 568 00:27:44,691 --> 00:27:47,013 I didn't stand alone in a room with two boys until I was... 569 00:27:47,112 --> 00:27:48,308 I've never done that. 570 00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:50,093 Mrs. Kim, you know why the boys were there. 571 00:27:50,117 --> 00:27:51,552 - She's dirty. - She's not dirty. 572 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,094 She was trying to be up front with you, and that's good. 573 00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:56,188 She could have hid them from you, and she didn't. 574 00:27:56,212 --> 00:27:57,482 - I wish she did. - No, you don't. 575 00:27:57,506 --> 00:27:59,784 I've met those boys. They're innocent. 576 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,166 As innocent as if she was living with two girls. 577 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,618 - So think of them that way. - What way? 578 00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:04,791 Think of them as girls. 579 00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,006 - Girls? - Girls. 580 00:28:06,145 --> 00:28:08,501 - I don't like girls, either. - You like them better than boys. 581 00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:10,120 - True. - And Lane is trying so hard. 582 00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:11,349 Girls. 583 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:14,324 Yeah, think of them as two tall, gawky, caring... 584 00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:15,811 sometimes unwashed girls... 585 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,471 who are watching out for your daughter's safety. 586 00:28:18,668 --> 00:28:20,661 Girls. 587 00:28:24,679 --> 00:28:27,958 - Is she okay? - She will be. She'll be okay. 588 00:28:28,351 --> 00:28:30,629 Look. Jess made a friend. 589 00:28:30,814 --> 00:28:32,334 People think prison's a waste of time... 590 00:28:32,358 --> 00:28:34,240 but prison's the best thing ever happened to me. 591 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,998 - Interesting. - Picked up skills. 592 00:28:36,157 --> 00:28:39,278 Metal working, laundry, that's a skill. 593 00:28:39,496 --> 00:28:41,967 Doing laundry for 600 guys, no piece of cake. 594 00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:45,083 - Great. - Added fabric softener for cigarettes. 595 00:28:45,298 --> 00:28:48,453 - Career guidance? - He's doing better. He's gonna be okay. 596 00:28:48,679 --> 00:28:50,353 T.J.: Hey, Jimmy Ray, glad you made it. 597 00:28:50,515 --> 00:28:52,906 It's like a marketing thing. Don't call them tights. 598 00:28:53,103 --> 00:28:54,344 Guys don't want to wear tights. 599 00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:58,234 Call them air pants. Here's your slogan, "Air pants. The pants that breathe." 600 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,890 I'm telling you, we gotta get in on the ground floor of this. 601 00:29:01,076 --> 00:29:03,035 There they are, my two heroes. 602 00:29:03,205 --> 00:29:04,886 - You saved the wedding. - I saved nothing. 603 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,841 And you're always my hero, my big brother. 604 00:29:07,003 --> 00:29:09,360 - Congratulations, Sis. - Wasn't Jess great? 605 00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,825 It made all the difference. 606 00:29:10,969 --> 00:29:14,327 It wasn't like it was a hard thing to do, but he did it good. 607 00:29:16,812 --> 00:29:19,967 - You say goodbye before you leave. - I'm just going to get more food. 608 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,946 - You promise? - I promise. 609 00:29:22,113 --> 00:29:24,072 Come on, let's get some chow. 610 00:29:24,534 --> 00:29:26,253 - Okay. Bye, guys. - See you. 611 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,280 - She's so happy. - Yeah, and he really loves tights. 612 00:29:33,341 --> 00:29:34,662 You want to know something weird? 613 00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:35,838 What? 614 00:29:36,138 --> 00:29:39,132 When I was at Miss Patty's, Jess was there... 615 00:29:39,351 --> 00:29:42,984 and he had his backpack, and it was open, and I saw this book. 616 00:29:43,233 --> 00:29:45,112 - I thought I was seeing things. - A book? 617 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:48,478 Yes. It was a self-help book, with some goofy title... 618 00:29:48,701 --> 00:29:51,537 like Learn to Love or How to Love when You're Unloved... 619 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:52,979 or something like that. 620 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,959 - Isn't that bizarre? - I don't know. 621 00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:56,804 I'll answer for you: It is bizarre. 622 00:29:56,966 --> 00:30:00,245 Maybe he's just trying to learn something, better himself. 623 00:30:01,223 --> 00:30:04,377 - Have you seen this book? - I know nothing about this book. 624 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:07,280 - Those kinds of books are idiotic. - Not if they help people. 625 00:30:07,485 --> 00:30:09,523 I can't believe you're not mocking this book... 626 00:30:09,696 --> 00:30:11,057 which is so pathetically mockable. 627 00:30:11,199 --> 00:30:12,961 Maybe it's more pathetic if people don't try. 628 00:30:13,036 --> 00:30:15,632 And maybe he's trying. You ever think of that? 629 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,717 - No, but... - He can read whatever he wants to read. 630 00:30:19,589 --> 00:30:21,550 I forgot to get something to drink. Need anything? 631 00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:22,913 - I'm fine. - Okay. 632 00:30:26,601 --> 00:30:30,120 No way! Duke is gonna dominate the A.C.C. again. 633 00:30:30,358 --> 00:30:32,590 - No way. - Williams? Redick? 634 00:30:32,946 --> 00:30:35,747 Graham, Redick has a 96% free-throw average. 635 00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:38,832 - It's a done deal. - Carolina is coming back. No question. 636 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,839 Question! 637 00:30:41,002 --> 00:30:43,962 What is that? Your patented five-beer comeback? 638 00:30:44,258 --> 00:30:47,298 Seven free throws, man. All season, seven. That's it. 639 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,008 - You're not drinking. - I'm fine. 640 00:30:53,189 --> 00:30:55,341 - So you only drink alone? - Pardon me? 641 00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:58,203 - The lemonade? - That was just a roommate thing. 642 00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:01,083 - I don't usually drink. - Pity. 643 00:31:01,287 --> 00:31:02,288 [Guys laughing] 644 00:31:04,001 --> 00:31:05,800 You want to get back to your group? 645 00:31:05,962 --> 00:31:08,433 Not if it's suddenly gonna get exciting over here. 646 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:11,515 - I wouldn't count on it. - You have got to lighten up. 647 00:31:11,722 --> 00:31:13,795 That's one of my favorite phrases. 648 00:31:14,101 --> 00:31:15,102 [Glass breaking] 649 00:31:16,147 --> 00:31:17,866 - That's a sign, boys. - Mucky duck? 650 00:31:18,025 --> 00:31:19,300 Mucky duck! 651 00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:23,103 Let's go. 652 00:31:23,242 --> 00:31:25,997 - We just got here. - What's a pub crawl without the crawl? 653 00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:27,801 JONAH: Who's got my keys? 654 00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:29,413 He's driving? 655 00:31:29,545 --> 00:31:31,618 He's one of the best drunk drivers in Connecticut. 656 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,996 Top 50, easy. 657 00:31:33,636 --> 00:31:34,707 You ready? 658 00:31:34,846 --> 00:31:37,237 Actually, I just think I'm gonna take off. 659 00:31:37,434 --> 00:31:39,426 - What? - Yeah, I'm kind of tired. 660 00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:42,041 - Rory! - Thanks for everything. 661 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:44,512 Well, do you want me to drive you home? 662 00:31:44,906 --> 00:31:47,422 - We came here with Jonah. - Right. 663 00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:49,805 You need money for a cab? 664 00:31:49,956 --> 00:31:52,552 - I got money. - I feel kind of bad. 665 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,328 Don't. 666 00:31:54,756 --> 00:31:56,908 Okay. See you later. 667 00:31:57,428 --> 00:31:58,464 Bye. 668 00:31:59,014 --> 00:32:00,050 Putz. 669 00:32:02,937 --> 00:32:04,691 Excuse me, is there an ATM here? 670 00:32:04,858 --> 00:32:06,577 A few blocks down. I wouldn't walk, though. 671 00:32:06,736 --> 00:32:08,375 It gets dicey at night. 672 00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:21,865 Hi, it's me. 673 00:32:22,555 --> 00:32:25,789 I'm kind of stuck and I didn't know who else to call. 674 00:32:28,858 --> 00:32:31,215 Okay, it looks like Brian's paying for call waiting... 675 00:32:31,404 --> 00:32:32,554 for the next two months. 676 00:32:32,698 --> 00:32:36,137 - It's not over till it's over. - Lane, door! 677 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,419 I'll throw in my share of next month's gas bill, I'm that confident. 678 00:32:41,631 --> 00:32:43,703 You're gonna eat your confidence. 679 00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:45,899 - Mama. - I'm back. 680 00:32:46,305 --> 00:32:48,025 - Pause it! - Come in. 681 00:32:50,814 --> 00:32:55,129 This, we'll clean up. Window will be fixed. Temporary fridge. You two are girls. 682 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,270 I'll have tea now. 683 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,371 - I'll boil water. - I'll bring you our selection. 684 00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:06,566 [Too Shy by Kajagoogoo playing] 685 00:33:12,309 --> 00:33:14,905 Hope ye took much pleasure in Kajagoogoo. 686 00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:18,100 Methinks Oingo Boingo willst soon makest an appearance. 687 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,792 But first, please clear the floor for our happy couple. 688 00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:23,516 [People clapping] 689 00:33:24,706 --> 00:33:27,588 [Reflecting Light by Sam Phillips playing] 690 00:33:44,115 --> 00:33:47,873 Yeah, I'd love to see you juggle sometime. I'm a big fan of juggling. 691 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,691 He juggles for money. 692 00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:52,719 - You okay? - Yeah. 693 00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:56,790 - We okay? - Yeah, I didn't mean to get so defensive. 694 00:33:57,097 --> 00:33:59,568 I didn't mean to make fun of Jess and what he was reading. 695 00:33:59,768 --> 00:34:02,603 Maybe it's good that he had it, you know. Maybe... 696 00:34:02,815 --> 00:34:04,649 - He's trying. - It's okay. 697 00:34:04,819 --> 00:34:07,210 I mean, that book does sound pretty dorky. 698 00:34:07,406 --> 00:34:10,844 Liz and T.J. wouldst enjoy others to join them in their modest... 699 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,150 wriggles. 700 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:15,284 So your food's probably cold. You want to go get some more? 701 00:34:15,504 --> 00:34:17,782 Sure, or we can... You know. 702 00:34:17,967 --> 00:34:20,039 We can... do what? 703 00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:24,737 - You want to dance? - Really? 704 00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:25,973 Yeah. 705 00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:30,371 - You said before you don't dance. - I'm a compulsive liar. 706 00:34:33,327 --> 00:34:35,365 Okay, yeah, let's dance. 707 00:35:55,597 --> 00:35:56,633 Dean. 708 00:35:57,893 --> 00:36:00,887 - Thank God, a friendly face. - What happened here? 709 00:36:01,608 --> 00:36:03,998 - I feel so stupid. I was on this date. - Oh, yeah? 710 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:07,190 It was a boy that Grandma saw in diapers. 711 00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,287 And she brought him over... 712 00:36:09,455 --> 00:36:11,572 and I tagged along on this stupid outing tonight. 713 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:14,471 - He was in diapers? - No, she knew him when he was a kid. 714 00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:16,359 So it was this whole big group of people... 715 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,304 and they were all drinking in the car, smoking... 716 00:36:18,386 --> 00:36:21,984 and I just thought, "these are maybe the last people on earth..." 717 00:36:22,227 --> 00:36:23,998 "That I would want to die in a car crash with." 718 00:36:24,022 --> 00:36:25,536 I'm glad you cut it short. 719 00:36:25,691 --> 00:36:27,046 Poor Grandma. It's not her fault. 720 00:36:27,194 --> 00:36:29,506 She was just thinking I was lonely, and that he was nice. 721 00:36:29,698 --> 00:36:31,010 She was doing her matchmaker thing. 722 00:36:31,034 --> 00:36:34,267 - Did I say that I feel stupid? - No, that's okay. It's cool. 723 00:36:34,499 --> 00:36:36,491 And hungry. I haven't eaten since breakfast. 724 00:36:36,669 --> 00:36:38,388 - Well, then let's eat. - I have no money. 725 00:36:38,548 --> 00:36:39,983 I've got money. 726 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,651 - Excuse me, we'd like to order. - These are your menus right here. 727 00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:45,848 - Duh, sorry. - This going on your tab? 728 00:36:46,018 --> 00:36:47,214 What? 729 00:36:47,354 --> 00:36:49,791 The card at the counter? It's still open. 730 00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:51,909 Put your wallet away, and I hope you're hungry. 731 00:36:52,071 --> 00:36:53,221 I can eat. 732 00:36:53,365 --> 00:36:56,280 We will start with the sample appetizer platter... 733 00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:58,504 - This was fun. - Yeah, it was. 734 00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:00,578 So, hard to figure out... 735 00:37:00,837 --> 00:37:03,068 which part of the evening was my favorite. 736 00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:04,214 There were a few. 737 00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:06,571 T.J. throwing his tights at the bachelors... 738 00:37:06,805 --> 00:37:08,927 instead of Liz's garters? You ducked well, by the way. 739 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,900 Pure self-defense. 740 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,578 The choking guy being Heimliched by the court jester? 741 00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:14,971 That was good. 742 00:37:15,111 --> 00:37:18,072 Or the minister making out with crazy Carrie? 743 00:37:18,284 --> 00:37:20,083 T.J.'s brother making out with crazy Carrie? 744 00:37:20,245 --> 00:37:22,716 Or that last guy making out with crazy Carrie. Who was that? 745 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,593 - I think that was her husband. - Poor Barry! 746 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,894 And it might be the dance. 747 00:37:29,053 --> 00:37:31,011 - Really? - Have you been taking lessons? 748 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,379 That was all God-given talent. 749 00:37:34,187 --> 00:37:36,099 - It was fun. - Yeah, it was. 750 00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:39,670 - Well, good night. - We should do it again. 751 00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:42,052 What, you got another wedding coming up? 752 00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:44,467 No, I meant have fun. You know, like a movie or something. 753 00:37:44,664 --> 00:37:48,626 - I didn't think you were a movie guy. - I can be a movie guy. You like movies. 754 00:37:48,879 --> 00:37:52,318 - Yeah, good, bad, and in-between. - How about next week? Sunday? 755 00:37:52,594 --> 00:37:54,745 - Sunday? - Sunday. You free? 756 00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:56,844 - I think so. - Okay, good. 757 00:37:57,018 --> 00:37:58,897 - Good. - Good. 758 00:37:59,064 --> 00:38:00,214 I'll see you. 759 00:38:00,358 --> 00:38:01,959 Before then, but I'll see you then, too. 760 00:38:02,111 --> 00:38:04,627 Yeah, I'll see you both of those thens. 761 00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,113 Oh, hi. 762 00:38:14,842 --> 00:38:15,475 You leaving? 763 00:38:15,487 --> 00:38:17,518 Just hanging around, see if I'd catch you. 764 00:38:17,722 --> 00:38:19,361 Good, I'm glad you did. 765 00:38:19,809 --> 00:38:22,370 You can stay a couple more days if you want. There's no rush. 766 00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:25,399 - Gotta get back to work. - Right, right. 767 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:26,880 Did you say goodbye to your mom? 768 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:30,217 Yeah, we're good. I gave her my cell phone number. Just got it. 769 00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:32,684 - Left it for you on the fridge. - Good. 770 00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:39,908 I want to pay you back. 771 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:41,692 - All the money... - You don't have to. 772 00:38:41,847 --> 00:38:42,963 I want to. 773 00:38:43,851 --> 00:38:46,971 And I appreciate it, everything... 774 00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:49,263 the money, living here. 775 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:52,415 It's good to hear, but I kind of knew that. 776 00:38:53,409 --> 00:38:57,042 Yeah, but, in a relationship, any relationship... 777 00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,046 it's important to let the other person know you appreciate them... 778 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:04,968 so you don't create barriers that delay any hope for reciprocation. 779 00:39:05,597 --> 00:39:07,875 - I think I read that somewhere. - Yeah? 780 00:39:08,143 --> 00:39:10,341 You're hoping for reciprocation? 781 00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:12,841 You got it. 782 00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:17,020 I'm here, Jess. I'm always here. 783 00:39:19,372 --> 00:39:20,488 Thanks. 784 00:39:31,935 --> 00:39:34,247 - The tie work out? - The tie was perfect. 785 00:39:46,544 --> 00:39:49,824 It's only hitting me now. My classes are done. 786 00:39:50,051 --> 00:39:53,125 Done! I don't have to think about Chaucer, or Euclid... 787 00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:55,226 or Kafka, or Machiavelli for months. 788 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,146 I can just think about Jane magazine... 789 00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:59,990 and why did Uma wear that dress, fun stuff like that. 790 00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:03,348 You'll still think about Kafka, and probably Chaucer. 791 00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:06,451 Probably. But those other two bozos are history. 792 00:40:06,663 --> 00:40:08,223 You hear me? History! 793 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:09,938 - See in there? - Yeah. 794 00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:12,602 - First-semester Poli. Sci. - Which was your seat? 795 00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:15,600 We didn't have assigned seats, but I sat with my back to the window... 796 00:40:15,805 --> 00:40:17,080 so I wouldn't get distracted. 797 00:40:17,224 --> 00:40:20,298 - This campus is huge. - And you're seeing it at a weird time... 798 00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:23,242 because we're probably the last two people left. 799 00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:27,644 Man, it's good to get out. It's good to laugh. 800 00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:29,666 I laughed tonight. You're funny. 801 00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:31,981 - I can be funny. - That's what I just said. 802 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:35,047 - Yeah, but you said it like I never am. - You're funny! 803 00:40:35,255 --> 00:40:36,405 - Yeah? - Yeah. 804 00:40:36,549 --> 00:40:37,949 - This is my room. - I know. 805 00:40:38,094 --> 00:40:40,371 - Right, you've been here before. - Yeah. 806 00:40:43,812 --> 00:40:46,852 - Thanks for saving me. - Yeah, anytime. 807 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:53,705 Dean, how is it that you can... 808 00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:55,886 be out like this... 809 00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:59,081 here, with me, or with anyone, for that matter? 810 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,800 Where does Lindsay think you are? 811 00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,166 She thinks I'm out. 812 00:41:04,306 --> 00:41:05,456 Out where? 813 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,796 Does it matter? 814 00:41:08,313 --> 00:41:09,988 What's going on with you? 815 00:41:13,363 --> 00:41:17,155 - What are you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 816 00:41:17,537 --> 00:41:20,133 - I need to talk to you. - Jess, what's going on? 817 00:41:20,335 --> 00:41:21,976 - What are you doing here? - Rory, please. 818 00:41:22,087 --> 00:41:23,203 Rory? 819 00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:26,843 Go. Go home. 820 00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:30,201 - No. - Yes, go. You should go. 821 00:41:35,111 --> 00:41:37,343 Why won't you leave me alone? You won't go away. 822 00:41:37,532 --> 00:41:39,206 - What do you want? - I don't know. 823 00:41:39,368 --> 00:41:42,283 I just wanted to see you, talk to you. 824 00:41:42,498 --> 00:41:43,934 - I just... - What? 825 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,526 - Come with me. - What? 826 00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,310 - Come with me. - Where? 827 00:41:49,469 --> 00:41:51,143 I don't know! Away! 828 00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:53,457 - Are you crazy? - Probably. Do it. Come with me. 829 00:41:53,643 --> 00:41:54,873 Don't think about it. 830 00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:58,219 - I can't do that. - You can do whatever you want. 831 00:41:58,443 --> 00:42:00,481 - It's not what I want. - It is. I know you. 832 00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:01,726 You don't know me! 833 00:42:01,866 --> 00:42:04,781 Look, we'll go to New York. We'll work, we'll be together. 834 00:42:04,997 --> 00:42:07,131 It's what I want. It's what you want, too. 835 00:42:07,143 --> 00:42:07,387 No! 836 00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:10,100 I want to be with you, but not here. 837 00:42:10,298 --> 00:42:12,575 Not this place, not Stars Hollow. 838 00:42:12,759 --> 00:42:15,720 - We have to start anew. - There's nothing to start! 839 00:42:16,224 --> 00:42:18,661 You're packed. Your stuff is all in boxes. 840 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:21,135 It's perfect. You're ready. And I'm ready. 841 00:42:21,317 --> 00:42:23,389 I'm ready for this. You can count on me now. 842 00:42:23,571 --> 00:42:26,292 I know you couldn't count on me before, but you can now. 843 00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:27,609 - You can! - No! 844 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:29,862 Look, you know we're supposed to be together. 845 00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,397 I knew it the first time I saw you two years ago... 846 00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:34,659 and you know it, too. I know you do. 847 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,479 No! 848 00:42:37,386 --> 00:42:40,540 Don't say no, just to make me stop talking or make me go away. 849 00:42:40,768 --> 00:42:43,489 Only say no if you really don't want to be with me. 850 00:42:43,689 --> 00:42:44,839 No!