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No, boys. You go clockwise!
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- Clockwise! Can't you tell time?
- The other way, boys!
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- They're not getting it, Miss Patty.
- The wedding's tomorrow. We gotta get it.
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It's the Ban yon boys. They
won't do what I tell them.
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Nice maypole, Patty!
Really organized!
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- Oh, shut up, Kirk!
- Tough day, Patty?
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I've worked with Joan
Crawford. This is worse.
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I don't call that a maypole.
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I'd call that a
"maybe-not pole."
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What's with him?
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He's mad because I made
Chrissy my dance captain over him.
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- Kirk has 43 jobs.
- Would you go talk to him, please?
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- I got my hands full here.
- The Ban yon boys?
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Lucifer tired of them in
Hell and dumped them here.
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- I'll talk to Kirk.
- Thank you.
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All right, Chrissy,
let's give it another go!
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Kirk, maybe you want to
ease up on Patty a little.
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But the maypole is
an expertise of mine!
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I reenacted the dwarf's
maypole choreography...
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from the Safety Dance video,
my junior-high talent show.
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Chicks were falling at my feet.
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I'm less than impressed, Patty!
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Take a break, please. I've
seen Miss Patty get violent.
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- It's not pretty. Remember that time?
- That's when she beat me up.
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- Yeah. Let's not repeat that.
- Okay.
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- They're the best I've got.
- That's sad...
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for you and the whole
vegetable industry.
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They're the best in the
state. I stand by them.
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- They're puny. They're tasteless.
- Puny? These are not puny.
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If they're small enough to shove
up our son's nose, they're too small!
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No way could you shove
one of these up Davey's nose.
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- Bet you five bucks.
- Get him in here!
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You probably shouldn't shove
a radish up your son's nose.
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Just thinking out loud.
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All right, I'll take these
if it's all you've got.
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Don't do me any favors.
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- You two are back big-time.
- That actually felt good.
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- Like getting a Jack La Lanne workout.
- Dead or alive?
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Jack La Lanne? Dead. No, alive.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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- Now that's gonna bug me.
- Hello?
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There is so much joy
around me, I'm gonna hurl.
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What's wrong?
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You should see all the
boisterous high-fiving...
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going on all around me. It's just
really sad. Hey, do you mind, buddy?
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- Kids are in party mode, huh?
- "The kids "...
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are clicking their heels
like there's no tomorrow.
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And there is no tomorrow
for those who do not have...
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a final on Saturday morning,
such as me. I'm pathetic.
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I should stand
between two of them...
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and have them high-five my
head from opposite sides...
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and put me out of my misery.
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Just one more final to
go, then you'll be free.
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Two more boisterous bozos
just rubbing my face in it.
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I do have one thing to run by
you. Do you have the brain power?
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- I think I can swing it.
- It involves the "J" word.
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Not more about Jesus. I'm
sick of him and Mel Gibson.
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- Jess.
- What about him?
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He's in town for that wedding...
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and I never know where we
stand on the Jess-o-meter.
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I was wondering if you want
me to tell you when I see him.
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- Sure.
- Really?
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- Why not?
- Okay...
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it's just always so weird,
this J-word topic of ours.
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You don't have to refer
to him as "the J word."
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Call him Jess, and feel free
to tell me when you see him.
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I mean, if you see him
eight times in one day...
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you don't need to call
me eight times to tell me.
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- That's clearly overkill.
- Sure.
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You could limit the reports
to just significant sightings.
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If you see him 100 yards away,
disappearing around a corner...
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I really don't
need to know that.
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If he comes up to you and
spits in your face, report that.
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- Permission to spit back?
- You know what I'm saying.
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I know what you're saying.
You know what I should do?
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Run up, tell him I love him,
then run away really fast.
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A taste of his own medicine.
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No! Don't do anything
out of the ordinary.
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I won't. Honey, I'm kidding.
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- There's a horse in the dining room.
- What?
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- Cletus is in the dining room.
- Why?
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He heard about the
terrific continental breakfast.
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I don't know. I
gotta go look at this.
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Okay. Bye.
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Cletus, honey!
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Lorelai, I need your
signature on this, please.
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- Michel?
- Yes?
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Do you see the big-nostriled
thing next to me here?
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- The horse?
- Yes, the horse.
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- It's been here for 20 minutes.
- What were you doing about it?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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It's a giant, smelly horse.
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I figured someone was
already taking care of it.
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- He's alive!
- Who?
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Jack La Lanne. I
just googled him.
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- Hi, Cletus.
- So you already saw the horse?
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Yeah. Sure, he's been
here, what, 20, 30 minutes?
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- About 25.
- Okay.
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New Dragonfly Inn
rule. Everyone listening?
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Okay, if you see
a horse in the inn...
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or any other large quadruped
or biped or anything that's not...
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What's the word? Human...
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figure no one's doing anything
about it, and do something.
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- Fine with me.
- Yeah, same here.
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If we had the rule before, I
would have done something.
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Okay. Great. Thanks. Bye.
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Come on, troublemaker.
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- Hitting the road, Glenn?
- Yeah, and I got a hot date tonight.
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Who's the lucky girl?
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I'm getting back together
with my girl from back home.
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- Want to see her picture?
- Sure.
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Glen, this girl is,
like, 12 years old.
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It's her when she was little. Don't
make this into something dirty!
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- She drives and everything.
- Have a good summer, Glenn.
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Rory, perfect timing. I
want you to meet somebody.
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- This is my boyfriend, Chester Fleet.
- Hi, Chester. I've heard a lot about you.
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You can't believe
everything you hear.
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It's kind of a weird day to meet
him because he lost a bet with me...
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and that means that for the entire
day he can only talk in clichés.
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- It's so much fun.
- Sounds it.
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- It's always fun till someone gets hurt.
- I'm leaving, guys.
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- Rory, you get yourself a funky monkey.
- What?
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Everyone poured all their alcohol
into a bowl. That's what's in the cups.
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- Tastes gross, but does the trick.
- I stashed one in the fridge for you.
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It was poured for me,
but I'm not having one.
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Lips that touch wine
shall never touch mine.
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- So much fun!
- Well, I guess this is goodbye.
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- See you, Rory. Have a good one.
- Bye, Janet.
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Janet, wait!
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I hate that our little clique is breaking
up. It's so the end of something.
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- You off your meds, Paris?
- You never get emotional at goodbyes?
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With people I like.
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- See you.
- Keep in touch.
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So I made a collage of photos
of people in the building...
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and I'm having everyone sign.
Will you two do me the honor?
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- Sure. I'll honor you.
- Isn't it a great keepsake?
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There's Janet with her
boyfriend, and Lana with hers.
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That's Mark and Stacy,
they're inseparable.
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- And there's one of you, Rory.
- That's me.
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Janet and her boyfriend
again, and me with Chester.
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- You're the apple of my eye.
- That's getting annoying now, Chester.
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And there you are
again, Rory, with...
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That's a lamppost.
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Here's a bunch of couples from
Valentine's Day. You aren't in that one.
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And here you are with
all the cafeteria ladies.
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I can make you a
copy of that if you'd like.
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That's okay.
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Rory, you've had quite
the dry spell this year.
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I have not had a dry spell.
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There's not one
picture of you with a guy.
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No, there's one, see?
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- That's Rory with the statue of Eli Yale.
- People are gonna talk.
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I don't care what people say.
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Are people talking?
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Not that I've heard. You
just don't get out enough.
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All work and no
play makes Jack...
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- Say goodbye before you leave?
- Will do.
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Since when are you
someone who defines a girl...
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by whether or not
she's with a guy?
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You embarrassed me in
front of Tanna and Chester.
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Please. Before you got here they
were singing The Lumberjack Song...
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at the top of their lungs. They're
embarrassment-proof. Here.
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What's this?
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- Leonard Fleming?
- Asher's son.
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Good-looking, runs a mutual fund,
newly divorced, and on the hunt.
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- I don't think so.
- The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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He is one hot apple,
juicy to the core.
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I got it. Nice, hot apple.
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- I just want you to be happy.
- Don't feel sorry for me. I'm fine.
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I don't want you to
have a long, dry summer.
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- Please stop talking about my love life.
- Fine.
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Wish me a merry trip
to jolly old England.
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Have a merry trip.
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If you call Leonard and one
of his kids answers, hang up.
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They still think
Mommy's coming back.
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- Hey, Miss Kim.
- Hello, Lorelai.
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What can I do for you?
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Do you still have the
big door knockers...
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metal with the
chipped red paint?
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You're a magician.
Do you know that?
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- It's great, isn't it? Big.
- And good price...
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seeing as how it may have
belonged to James Madison.
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It was commonly known that
James Madison liked big knockers.
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I bet a lot of the Founding
Fathers liked big knockers.
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I'm sorry for laughing.
I'd explain if I could.
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I've been in this country
20 years. I get things.
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I never doubted.
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- It's $90.
- I'll take it.
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- Here.
- What's this?
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Mail for Lane. I know you
go to Luke's, where she works.
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If you could pass this
on to her, I'd appreciate it.
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00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:03,734
Mrs. Kim, hasn't this
gone on long enough?
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00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:06,165
- Not for you to say.
- She's your only child.
194
00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,787
I know you miss
her. She misses you.
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00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,212
Call her. See her.
Don't avoid her.
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- This is between me and my daughter.
- As your mailman, I hereby resign.
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Fine. It comes to $140.
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- You said $90.
- Wrapping charge.
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[Girls laughing]
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00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:26,906
And it's not just guys.
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00:09:27,053 --> 00:09:28,934
Girls are not supposed
to be monogamous, either.
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- We're homo sapiens, not rocks.
- That's so unromantic.
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You can say that. You got lucky.
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- Yeah, T.J. is yum-yum!
- I did get lucky, didn't I?
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We're animals, and animals
in the wild don't mate for life...
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except, like, tigers,
but they're retarded.
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- Hey, Liz.
- Men are good for two things.
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Make that one, and the one
thing they're not that good at.
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Excuse me, sorry to
break up the festivities...
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but do you have any
idea if I'm doing this right?
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Most guys don't know
if they're doing it right.
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Not my expertise, bro, but
they smell good, if that helps.
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There should have been an
instruction book of some kind.
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00:10:00,737 --> 00:10:02,571
I'm so sorry this
got dumped on you...
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00:10:02,741 --> 00:10:04,902
but the turkey-leg guy
knew that going into that bar...
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00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,120
violated his parole. But
you can't reason with them.
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00:10:07,248 --> 00:10:09,127
Is this how turkey legs
are supposed to look?
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00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:11,970
I don't know. Take off
your pants and let us see.
219
00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:14,326
Weren't you guys going
to a spa or something?
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00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:16,153
- Yeah, we're going, right?
- In a minute.
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00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,868
I need to get some
batteries. I'll be back.
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00:10:17,892 --> 00:10:18,928
Jess!
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00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:20,702
Come over here and
meet my oldest friends.
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- Watch the one on the left.
- Thanks.
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00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:25,076
Girls, this is Jess.
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- Hello, handsome.
- Hi.
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00:10:27,618 --> 00:10:30,294
He's gonna walk me down
the aisle. Is that cool or what?
228
00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,889
- It's no big deal.
- It's a very big deal.
229
00:10:33,962 --> 00:10:35,158
Can I help you?
230
00:10:35,298 --> 00:10:37,699
- Got a package here.
- From who? I'm not expecting anything.
231
00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,317
It's a very important package.
232
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,952
But there's no address on it.
233
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,819
- Have fun.
- Have fun with what?
234
00:10:42,978 --> 00:10:45,210
- This package is for Liz Danes.
- That's me.
235
00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:47,038
Do you accept delivery?
236
00:10:47,611 --> 00:10:49,046
I guess.
237
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,327
- Shake it, doll, shake it!
- No, don't shake it in here.
238
00:10:58,547 --> 00:11:01,541
Luke, we need change!
Turn these twenties into ones!
239
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,553
- I don't believe this, you rats!
- Earn your money for mama!
240
00:11:16,662 --> 00:11:19,463
Nail-polish remover, $1 .40.
241
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,467
Ladies' Speed Stick, $2.60.
242
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:24,590
Good choice on that one. Keeps
you dry all day and into the night.
243
00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:27,159
Jasmine body lotion,
nice price on that.
244
00:11:27,348 --> 00:11:29,421
- Might want to get a couple.
- It's for my wife.
245
00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:33,040
And, with your emery
boards, it comes to $19.67.
246
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,015
Keep the change.
247
00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:43,597
I'm so sorry you have a final tomorrow.
I thought you'd be free as a bird tonight.
248
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,065
Them's the breaks.
249
00:11:45,213 --> 00:11:48,094
You could have stayed at school
and studied if you had to, you know.
250
00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:50,259
You're playing different music.
251
00:11:50,556 --> 00:11:53,072
The music, it's different.
Some chick is singing.
252
00:11:53,269 --> 00:11:55,022
It's Blossom Dearie.
You don't like it?
253
00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:57,043
No, I like it fine. You've
just never played it.
254
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,587
You and Dad always
play classical music.
255
00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:00,452
We just thought we'd
try something new tonight.
256
00:12:00,489 --> 00:12:01,969
- "We"?
- He's out of town...
257
00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:03,313
but you know what I mean.
258
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,446
We talked about
changing the music.
259
00:12:05,623 --> 00:12:08,139
So when will you be done
with your final tomorrow?
260
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,375
Around noon, depending
on how fast I write.
261
00:12:10,549 --> 00:12:12,781
Any friends left behind
to keep you company?
262
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,200
Girlfriends, boyfriends?
263
00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:17,979
My roommates are all gone, and I'd
say 95% of the class has vamoosed.
264
00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:20,267
- And you don't have a boyfriend?
- Not really.
265
00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:21,591
Why, do you?
266
00:12:22,153 --> 00:12:23,188
I'm making a joke.
267
00:12:23,322 --> 00:12:26,362
I was just wondering. We haven't
talked about your love life in a while.
268
00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:29,537
- I get to ask sometimes, don't I?
- Sure.
269
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,588
- Where'd you say Dad was?
- In Philadelphia.
270
00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,750
Thanks, Mom. Philadelphia, huh?
271
00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:37,966
Funny, you didn't mention that
earlier. You just said he wouldn't be here.
272
00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:41,494
What do you want, Lorelai? For
his secretary to fax you his schedule?
273
00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:43,243
No, I just want to
be kept informed.
274
00:12:43,398 --> 00:12:46,438
A lot of his schedule these
days has to do with Floyd...
275
00:12:46,654 --> 00:12:49,011
a.k.a. your
ex-boyfriend's father.
276
00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,138
I didn't know how much
detail you wanted to hear.
277
00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:53,439
I hear you. Blossom
hears you. We're good.
278
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,140
- So you'll be a free girl around noon?
- Around then.
279
00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:59,458
I just want to be thinking
about you right at that moment...
280
00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:01,479
when the weight is
lifting off your shoulders.
281
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:04,075
- I'll be looking forward to it.
- I'll be right back.
282
00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:07,229
I'm going to see if Kiki put
the raspberry soufflés in.
283
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,592
- Dad hates raspberries.
- No, he doesn't.
284
00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:12,010
Sorry, thought he did. Sorry.
285
00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:14,559
What is going on here?
286
00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:17,094
I'm trying to get her to
fess up to the separation.
287
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,204
No, me! Am I cloaked in
loneliness or something?
288
00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:22,020
Everybody has been pestering
me about my love life this week.
289
00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,858
That was not about you. It
was about evading my questions.
290
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,206
It's a classic Sun Tzu
Art of War maneuver:
291
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,146
If you're being
attacked from the east...
292
00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:31,394
attack whoever's to your
west. And you were the west.
293
00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:33,379
Never read it, but it's
full of crap like that.
294
00:13:33,403 --> 00:13:35,215
Stop attacking her so
she'll stop attacking me.
295
00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:38,633
You butted into my line of inquiry
with your "he's in Philadelphia" stuff.
296
00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,032
She was about ready to crack.
297
00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:42,157
No, she was ready to
say, "he's in Philadelphia."
298
00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,137
Did he sound like he
was there when he called?
299
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:46,973
You mean, did I hear guys saying,
"Get your Philly cheese steak here"?
300
00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:49,739
- Why aren't you seeing anybody?
- I'm gonna throw a roll at you.
301
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,891
I just gotta know what's
going on with them.
302
00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:54,259
They're having some sort
of marital difficulty, Mom...
303
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,401
and pressuring her like
this is not going to help.
304
00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:57,673
But I'm dying here!
305
00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,575
If he's out of town, is
she actually staying here...
306
00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:02,305
instead of that hotel
she checked into...
307
00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:05,881
or is she staying here permanently,
and he's the one who's at a hotel? Or...
308
00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:09,565
Thank God, I checked, or we
would have been soufflé-less.
309
00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:13,724
- Good. Gotta have that soufflé.
- So, where were we?
310
00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:16,657
We were all about to
switch to new subjects.
311
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,176
Okay.
312
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,711
Dad hates Chicken
Kiev, doesn't he?
313
00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:25,388
Who called Groton?
314
00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:26,572
- I didn't.
- Me neither.
315
00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:28,518
Someone in this room
called someone in Groton...
316
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,184
at 11:37 p.m. on the
16th, and it wasn't me.
317
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:33,817
That was the night you had
those two trampy girls over, Zach.
318
00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,612
- They weren't trampy.
- I heard one of them call her boyfriend...
319
00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:39,038
and brag that she had
scored some sucker beer.
320
00:14:39,227 --> 00:14:40,707
I'll pay for Groton.
321
00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:42,141
[Doorbell ringing]
322
00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:43,834
Does that doorbell
run on electricity?
323
00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:47,618
Because that's eating up money,
too. We have to tell people to knock.
324
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,746
- Aunt Jun.
- I'm here on your mother's behalf.
325
00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:51,234
- She would like to visit.
- Here?
326
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:52,694
- A social call.
- When?
327
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,712
There are three times
she can come this week.
328
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,077
If none are convenient,
she will offer three more.
329
00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:59,376
If those are not good,
she will rescind the offer.
330
00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:00,784
Does this sound reasonable?
331
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,082
- Very.
- Fine.
332
00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:05,000
- She bringing a bible?
- She didn't say.
333
00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:07,788
- Here's your mail.
- Thank you.
334
00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:09,903
- Would you like to come in?
- No.
335
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,872
[Hard rock music
playing on stereo]
336
00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:19,088
Rory?
337
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:22,645
- Grandma, hi.
- You busy?
338
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:27,066
No, I was just packing and
having a little lemonade here.
339
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:30,842
- You're done with your final, right?
- Yes. What are you doing here?
340
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:34,780
I had lunch today on campus
with a friend, Cassie Sullivan.
341
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,993
She's with the Alumni Committee.
Didn't I mention it last night?
342
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:39,561
Not that I remember.
343
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,180
Anyway, she has a son
who's a freshman also.
344
00:15:42,422 --> 00:15:45,257
- Graham Sullivan. You haven't met him?
- I don't think so.
345
00:15:45,468 --> 00:15:46,743
- Would you like to?
- Sure.
346
00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,208
- Is now okay?
- Now?
347
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,544
Graham!
348
00:15:51,186 --> 00:15:53,623
Graham, this is Rory.
349
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,019
Rory, Graham.
350
00:15:55,152 --> 00:15:56,382
- Hi.
- Hi.
351
00:15:56,571 --> 00:16:00,887
Graham's family and ours go way back.
I remember this young man in diapers.
352
00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:04,331
He's one of the poor unfortunates
who had a Saturday final, too.
353
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:06,263
- Chemistry.
- Philosophy.
354
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,696
I meant to introduce
the two of you ages ago.
355
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,197
I hate that it's last-minute
like this. I feel awful.
356
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,188
That's okay. Don't feel bad.
357
00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:15,271
Alcohol, on your breath.
358
00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:19,082
Graham mentioned that he and his
group were going out tonight to celebrate.
359
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,550
What did you call them?
360
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:22,218
- "The Saturday Orphans"?
- Yes, I did.
361
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,724
- And he thought you might like to go.
- Yeah.
362
00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:27,748
- Would you like to go?
- Sure.
363
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,155
Wonderful!
364
00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:31,686
I actually tried to get your
grandmother to go, too...
365
00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,956
but she made up
some dumb excuse.
366
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:37,340
You're something else, you
know that? I feel good about this.
367
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:41,157
My orphan is an orphan no
more. I'll go now. Bye, Rory.
368
00:16:42,276 --> 00:16:44,235
Bye, Grandma.
369
00:16:46,325 --> 00:16:48,238
Okay, lesson number one:
370
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,007
When your mom or
your grandmother...
371
00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:52,397
starts trying to pin down
your specific whereabouts...
372
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:55,660
at a specific time and place,
and she's smiling kind of weird...
373
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,842
begin evasive
maneuvers immediately.
374
00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:00,814
- Got caught in that one myself.
- And lesson number two:
375
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:02,940
Never, ever let anybody
outside of your family...
376
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,172
see you in diapers.
377
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,839
You were young... I hope.
378
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,790
- You don't have to do that.
- I just taped up eight of my own boxes.
379
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:17,059
- I'm a box-taping machine. Use me.
- Thank you.
380
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,579
So the plans for tonight,
they're pretty casual.
381
00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:23,083
There'll be about 10 of us.
You're totally welcome to come.
382
00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:24,703
I was just gonna go home, but...
383
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:25,887
I don't know, maybe.
384
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,698
We're gonna get some food, hang
out. I'll leave you my cell phone number.
385
00:17:29,943 --> 00:17:32,334
- You got a piece of paper?
- Yeah.
386
00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,072
Great.
387
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,352
- Leonard Fleming.
- Ignore that.
388
00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:46,303
- Maybe I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
389
00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:48,226
Enjoy your lemonade.
390
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,125
What is wrong with
this shoe polish?
391
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,562
The fact that Pontius Pilate
was alive when you bought it?
392
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,130
- Shoe polish goes bad?
- Look at it. It's all chunky.
393
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,451
- It messed up my shoes.
- Just wipe them off. They'll be fine.
394
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,948
- Don't you have a full-length mirror?
- Don't need one.
395
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,729
You don't like looking at your
bottom half? I love doing that.
396
00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,201
I look down to look at my
bottom half. I don't need a mirror.
397
00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:12,500
You seem nervous.
398
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:13,760
I'm not nervous.
399
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:17,129
I don't see why you would be.
I'm the one getting shackled today.
400
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,955
- Looks like old polish.
- Yep.
401
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,756
The Queer Eye guys
are very against old polish.
402
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,324
- He's very nervous.
- I'm not nervous!
403
00:18:24,498 --> 00:18:27,140
- Maybe it's time you put a shirt on.
- Why, am I getting you hot?
404
00:18:27,336 --> 00:18:29,534
- I need the bathroom.
- Just hold on.
405
00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:32,358
I am loving these
tights. They're fantastic.
406
00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:36,095
They lend support everywhere
you need it, but they breathe.
407
00:18:36,311 --> 00:18:38,223
- This one.
- Thanks.
408
00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:41,594
Luke, I had to borrow your
deodorant. I hope that's okay.
409
00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:43,634
Allow me.
410
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,070
Greetings, my lord.
411
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,492
Your lady hath arrived
to be escorted forthwith.
412
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,830
- I didn't know you spoke Renaissance.
- I'm quite fluent in Renaissance.
413
00:18:58,057 --> 00:19:01,018
- You look nice. I'm loving the tie.
- Thanks. You look beautiful.
414
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,108
Flattery will get you
everywhere, my friend.
415
00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,754
- Shall we?
- Let's go.
416
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:17,933
LORELAI: A nice, manly
wreath in your hair wouldn't work?
417
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:20,075
There's no such thing
as a manly wreath.
418
00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:22,132
I don't know. Julius
Caesar pulled it off.
419
00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:24,066
He was very popular
with the ladies.
420
00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:26,665
Cleopatra used to pull
his leaves off, very sexy.
421
00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,008
What's this?
422
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:30,714
Surely these be time
travelers from the future...
423
00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,261
in such foreign, mystical garb.
424
00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:34,322
- And who be you, kind sir?
- T.J.'s brother.
425
00:19:34,496 --> 00:19:36,488
I got a patio-furniture
store down in Nutley.
426
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,263
Plastic, metal, teak. Whatever
you need, I can hook you up.
427
00:19:39,464 --> 00:19:42,379
- Okay, thank you.
- Just do me a favor.
428
00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:44,756
I'm gonna try to keep a
happy, proud look on my face...
429
00:19:44,806 --> 00:19:47,168
to cover the smirking-
and-about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face...
430
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,831
just underneath.
Help me achieve this.
431
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,895
Come on! They have a community
of people, of friends, you know...
432
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,911
who travel together, engage
in silliness, dress in costume.
433
00:19:55,116 --> 00:19:56,386
- I think it's nice.
- Hi, Lucas.
434
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,129
Hi, Carrie.
435
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,243
- Is that a power suit?
- It's my only suit.
436
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,170
Looks pretty powerful to me.
437
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,899
- So Barry stayed home.
- Who?
438
00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:06,970
The ball and chain.
I'm flying solo tonight.
439
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:09,288
- Save a dance for me?
- I don't dance.
440
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:10,928
You will dance.
441
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:12,860
How about we work
on him together?
442
00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:15,698
I think there's a hoofer buried
deep inside there, don't you?
443
00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:17,895
- I guess.
- Carrie, this is Lorelai.
444
00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:19,872
- I know. Hi.
- Hi.
445
00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,947
So there's gonna
be a little delay.
446
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,876
Liz ripped her dress, and
it's gonna take a while to fix it.
447
00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:26,805
I'm supposed to
spread the message.
448
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,160
Well, spread it, Carrie.
449
00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,973
The message! The message.
450
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,242
- She makes me very uncomfortable.
- Poor Liz.
451
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,668
- Does she know how to fix her dress?
- She was never one for household skills.
452
00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:40,893
- I'm gonna go see. She's at Miss Patty's?
- Don't leave me alone.
453
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,507
Carrie found the guy with the
codpiece. That will keep her occupied.
454
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,065
Hurry back.
455
00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:51,132
Lorelai, thank heavens.
I'm so bad with wardrobe.
456
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:53,693
I ripped it getting
up. I'm such a klutz.
457
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,607
That's why I'm here. Patty,
you have a sewing kit?
458
00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,925
- Right here, sweetie.
- I'm holding everyone up.
459
00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:03,179
No, today's your day. If anyone
gets to hold things up, it's you. Relax.
460
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:06,291
I'm nervous. Do I look
nervous? I sound nervous.
461
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,604
You look great.
462
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,702
It's normal to be nervous
on your wedding day.
463
00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:12,468
This is my first wedding of
mine that I've ever been sober for.
464
00:21:12,669 --> 00:21:14,150
I'm probably gonna
remember this one.
465
00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:16,372
The ones that you remember
are the ones that stick.
466
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,488
What was your wedding
like? Were you this nervous?
467
00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:20,151
- Never been married.
- You got a kid!
468
00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:23,382
- Found a way around that.
- I see. You wanna get married?
469
00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:26,971
It's inappropriate to propose
to me on your wedding day.
470
00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,781
But do you want to get married?
You must want to get married.
471
00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:33,463
I guess so, you know,
if I meet the right guy.
472
00:21:33,664 --> 00:21:34,894
I hate being single.
473
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:38,162
Ever think, if you got married
today, or even in the next few years...
474
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,296
you could be married for 50
years. For most of your life.
475
00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:44,905
Same with me and T.J. I could
be married most of my life to him.
476
00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:48,182
- Isn't that weird to think about?
- I could be married for most of my life.
477
00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:51,632
I don't want to screw up this marriage
even more than I want some pot.
478
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,696
That's how serious I am.
479
00:21:54,117 --> 00:21:56,156
Are you ready? The
crowd's getting restless.
480
00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:59,130
You're getting restless. Do
you two know each other?
481
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,725
Jess and I go way back.
He dated my daughter.
482
00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:03,675
You broke her daughter's heart?
483
00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:06,837
- I...
- No he didn't. It just didn't work out.
484
00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:09,811
Good, 'cause I don't want him to
be like his father, breaking hearts.
485
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,582
I want him to be like T.J.
Or my second husband.
486
00:22:12,774 --> 00:22:15,290
Or like my boyfriend after
my third husband, who died.
487
00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,799
- They were good guys.
- You're all done.
488
00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:19,309
It's perfect!
489
00:22:19,453 --> 00:22:20,888
She's a miracle worker.
490
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,998
- I'm gonna go tell the others.
- Thanks, hon!
491
00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:25,370
And thank you. You're gonna
make a great wife someday...
492
00:22:25,505 --> 00:22:28,386
and a great sister-in-law
to some very lucky girl.
493
00:22:28,594 --> 00:22:30,906
- I hope so.
- Now, go on, Luke's waiting.
494
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,698
Unless my friend Carrie
suffocated him with her boobs.
495
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,839
That would be
festive. Here, Patty.
496
00:22:35,851 --> 00:22:38,176
Let's check your hair
real quick, sweetie.
497
00:22:38,654 --> 00:22:39,850
Okay.
498
00:22:43,621 --> 00:22:45,102
PATTY: You look
absolutely beautiful.
499
00:22:48,337 --> 00:22:50,250
[Playing baroque music]
500
00:22:57,603 --> 00:22:59,642
- Everything okay?
- Crisis averted.
501
00:23:02,904 --> 00:23:05,659
- Must be starting.
- Think they know any Zeppelin?
502
00:23:08,581 --> 00:23:12,053
- Roses, nice.
- Does she remind you of someone?
503
00:23:13,756 --> 00:23:15,988
Can you say "Leslie Van Houten"?
504
00:23:22,397 --> 00:23:24,595
- Now, that's impressive.
- Yeah.
505
00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:27,213
These tights, I'm telling
you, they're the best.
506
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,605
I'm happy, my boys are
happy, and they don't ride up.
507
00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:33,432
Still dry. Thanks, buddy.
508
00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:37,751
- You dried his armpits?
- I don't want to talk about it.
509
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,569
I want one of those.
510
00:23:51,573 --> 00:23:53,646
- She looks happy.
- Yeah, she does.
511
00:23:57,417 --> 00:23:58,931
- She looks hot.
- Smoking.
512
00:23:59,087 --> 00:24:00,726
Don't you say that.
513
00:24:13,195 --> 00:24:14,709
Where's the minister?
514
00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:16,538
[Minister singing]
515
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,003
Help.
516
00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:59,379
- Think of something not funny.
- Can't.
517
00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:01,682
You may plant the
ceremonial sword.
518
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,411
- Avalanches. Earthquakes.
- Not doing it.
519
00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:10,815
- Famine, and I'm out.
- Hello, friends.
520
00:25:11,255 --> 00:25:13,167
Isn't it a beautiful day?
521
00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:16,268
The day that Liz and
T.J. share their love...
522
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,251
in front of those they love.
523
00:25:20,230 --> 00:25:22,971
Liz, do you want to
tell T.J. how you feel?
524
00:25:22,983 --> 00:25:23,350
Yes.
525
00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:28,149
- T.J.
- Yeah?
526
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,239
My heart just pours out to you.
527
00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:33,409
You have been so
good to me and for me.
528
00:25:34,003 --> 00:25:38,045
I don't know where I'd be without
you. I'd be worse off, I know that.
529
00:25:40,557 --> 00:25:41,707
You're something else.
530
00:25:41,851 --> 00:25:43,001
Nice.
531
00:25:43,145 --> 00:25:44,261
T.J.
532
00:25:45,816 --> 00:25:47,694
I wrote something down...
533
00:25:47,945 --> 00:25:51,463
but, for all the good points
about tights, and there are a lot...
534
00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:53,800
they don't have pockets.
535
00:25:54,205 --> 00:25:56,323
So I gotta go off the cuff.
536
00:25:58,672 --> 00:25:59,947
I love you.
537
00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:08,023
- That wasn't so funny.
- That wasn't funny at all.
538
00:26:08,272 --> 00:26:09,273
[Doorbell ringing]
539
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,269
- Hi, Mama.
- Hello, Lane. Thank you for having me.
540
00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:19,528
- You find the place okay?
- Yes. Here. Multi-grain soy pudding.
541
00:26:19,793 --> 00:26:21,592
Extra chunky,
the way you like it.
542
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,793
- I bet we'll all like it.
- We?
543
00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:26,278
Come in, Mama.
544
00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:32,167
Mama, these are my
roommates, Zach and Brian.
545
00:26:32,397 --> 00:26:34,231
- Hello, Mrs. Kim.
- Welcome.
546
00:26:34,401 --> 00:26:37,202
There's no way I could afford a
place on my own, so we live together.
547
00:26:37,406 --> 00:26:39,763
We share all the
expenses, and a bathroom.
548
00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:42,424
That's unfortunate, but
we're starving artists, Mama.
549
00:26:42,624 --> 00:26:45,698
These are my band mates. Zach,
would you make us some tea?
550
00:26:45,922 --> 00:26:48,598
- I'd be delighted.
- I'll get the cups.
551
00:26:49,219 --> 00:26:52,897
How about a tour? This is
the living room, obviously.
552
00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:56,027
That's where Zach
and Brian sleep.
553
00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:58,182
A solid eight hours every night.
554
00:26:58,402 --> 00:26:59,916
This is my room.
555
00:27:01,783 --> 00:27:05,460
Window's broken, but the
landlord's on it. Kitchen, refrigerator...
556
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,306
Would you like to pick a tea?
We have a whole selection.
557
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,623
Lapsang oolong, orange
pekoe, Sleepy Time?
558
00:27:20,191 --> 00:27:22,468
Harry, they've got turkey legs!
559
00:27:24,323 --> 00:27:27,363
I was born 400 years too late.
I mean, this food is amazing.
560
00:27:27,578 --> 00:27:29,696
- Here's a couple of seats.
- Okay.
561
00:27:29,874 --> 00:27:31,513
- There were boys.
- What? Where?
562
00:27:31,668 --> 00:27:34,663
- At Lane's. Two boys, one with hair.
- Okay, you went to Lane's?
563
00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:37,525
And the place. Broken
furniture, and dirt, and boys...
564
00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:39,408
- and a broken window, and boys...
- Slow down.
565
00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:41,204
And a tiny fridge, and
guitars, and boys...
566
00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:42,788
- How many boys were there?
- Two boys.
567
00:27:42,939 --> 00:27:44,533
She stood in that
room with two boys.
568
00:27:44,691 --> 00:27:47,013
I didn't stand alone in a room
with two boys until I was...
569
00:27:47,112 --> 00:27:48,308
I've never done that.
570
00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:50,093
Mrs. Kim, you know
why the boys were there.
571
00:27:50,117 --> 00:27:51,552
- She's dirty.
- She's not dirty.
572
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,094
She was trying to be up
front with you, and that's good.
573
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:56,188
She could have hid them
from you, and she didn't.
574
00:27:56,212 --> 00:27:57,482
- I wish she did.
- No, you don't.
575
00:27:57,506 --> 00:27:59,784
I've met those boys.
They're innocent.
576
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,166
As innocent as if she
was living with two girls.
577
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,618
- So think of them that way.
- What way?
578
00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:04,791
Think of them as girls.
579
00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,006
- Girls?
- Girls.
580
00:28:06,145 --> 00:28:08,501
- I don't like girls, either.
- You like them better than boys.
581
00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:10,120
- True.
- And Lane is trying so hard.
582
00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:11,349
Girls.
583
00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:14,324
Yeah, think of them as
two tall, gawky, caring...
584
00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:15,811
sometimes unwashed girls...
585
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,471
who are watching out
for your daughter's safety.
586
00:28:18,668 --> 00:28:20,661
Girls.
587
00:28:24,679 --> 00:28:27,958
- Is she okay?
- She will be. She'll be okay.
588
00:28:28,351 --> 00:28:30,629
Look. Jess made a friend.
589
00:28:30,814 --> 00:28:32,334
People think prison's
a waste of time...
590
00:28:32,358 --> 00:28:34,240
but prison's the best
thing ever happened to me.
591
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,998
- Interesting.
- Picked up skills.
592
00:28:36,157 --> 00:28:39,278
Metal working,
laundry, that's a skill.
593
00:28:39,496 --> 00:28:41,967
Doing laundry for 600
guys, no piece of cake.
594
00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:45,083
- Great.
- Added fabric softener for cigarettes.
595
00:28:45,298 --> 00:28:48,453
- Career guidance?
- He's doing better. He's gonna be okay.
596
00:28:48,679 --> 00:28:50,353
T.J.: Hey, Jimmy
Ray, glad you made it.
597
00:28:50,515 --> 00:28:52,906
It's like a marketing
thing. Don't call them tights.
598
00:28:53,103 --> 00:28:54,344
Guys don't want to wear tights.
599
00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:58,234
Call them air pants. Here's your slogan,
"Air pants. The pants that breathe."
600
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,890
I'm telling you, we gotta get
in on the ground floor of this.
601
00:29:01,076 --> 00:29:03,035
There they are, my two heroes.
602
00:29:03,205 --> 00:29:04,886
- You saved the wedding.
- I saved nothing.
603
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,841
And you're always my
hero, my big brother.
604
00:29:07,003 --> 00:29:09,360
- Congratulations, Sis.
- Wasn't Jess great?
605
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,825
It made all the difference.
606
00:29:10,969 --> 00:29:14,327
It wasn't like it was a hard
thing to do, but he did it good.
607
00:29:16,812 --> 00:29:19,967
- You say goodbye before you leave.
- I'm just going to get more food.
608
00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,946
- You promise?
- I promise.
609
00:29:22,113 --> 00:29:24,072
Come on, let's get some chow.
610
00:29:24,534 --> 00:29:26,253
- Okay. Bye, guys.
- See you.
611
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,280
- She's so happy.
- Yeah, and he really loves tights.
612
00:29:33,341 --> 00:29:34,662
You want to know
something weird?
613
00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:35,838
What?
614
00:29:36,138 --> 00:29:39,132
When I was at Miss
Patty's, Jess was there...
615
00:29:39,351 --> 00:29:42,984
and he had his backpack, and
it was open, and I saw this book.
616
00:29:43,233 --> 00:29:45,112
- I thought I was seeing things.
- A book?
617
00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:48,478
Yes. It was a self-help
book, with some goofy title...
618
00:29:48,701 --> 00:29:51,537
like Learn to Love or How to
Love when You're Unloved...
619
00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:52,979
or something like that.
620
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,959
- Isn't that bizarre?
- I don't know.
621
00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:56,804
I'll answer for
you: It is bizarre.
622
00:29:56,966 --> 00:30:00,245
Maybe he's just trying to
learn something, better himself.
623
00:30:01,223 --> 00:30:04,377
- Have you seen this book?
- I know nothing about this book.
624
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:07,280
- Those kinds of books are idiotic.
- Not if they help people.
625
00:30:07,485 --> 00:30:09,523
I can't believe you're
not mocking this book...
626
00:30:09,696 --> 00:30:11,057
which is so
pathetically mockable.
627
00:30:11,199 --> 00:30:12,961
Maybe it's more
pathetic if people don't try.
628
00:30:13,036 --> 00:30:15,632
And maybe he's trying.
You ever think of that?
629
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,717
- No, but...
- He can read whatever he wants to read.
630
00:30:19,589 --> 00:30:21,550
I forgot to get something
to drink. Need anything?
631
00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:22,913
- I'm fine.
- Okay.
632
00:30:26,601 --> 00:30:30,120
No way! Duke is gonna
dominate the A.C.C. again.
633
00:30:30,358 --> 00:30:32,590
- No way.
- Williams? Redick?
634
00:30:32,946 --> 00:30:35,747
Graham, Redick has a
96% free-throw average.
635
00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:38,832
- It's a done deal.
- Carolina is coming back. No question.
636
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,839
Question!
637
00:30:41,002 --> 00:30:43,962
What is that? Your
patented five-beer comeback?
638
00:30:44,258 --> 00:30:47,298
Seven free throws, man.
All season, seven. That's it.
639
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,008
- You're not drinking.
- I'm fine.
640
00:30:53,189 --> 00:30:55,341
- So you only drink alone?
- Pardon me?
641
00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:58,203
- The lemonade?
- That was just a roommate thing.
642
00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:01,083
- I don't usually drink.
- Pity.
643
00:31:01,287 --> 00:31:02,288
[Guys laughing]
644
00:31:04,001 --> 00:31:05,800
You want to get
back to your group?
645
00:31:05,962 --> 00:31:08,433
Not if it's suddenly gonna
get exciting over here.
646
00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:11,515
- I wouldn't count on it.
- You have got to lighten up.
647
00:31:11,722 --> 00:31:13,795
That's one of my
favorite phrases.
648
00:31:14,101 --> 00:31:15,102
[Glass breaking]
649
00:31:16,147 --> 00:31:17,866
- That's a sign, boys.
- Mucky duck?
650
00:31:18,025 --> 00:31:19,300
Mucky duck!
651
00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:23,103
Let's go.
652
00:31:23,242 --> 00:31:25,997
- We just got here.
- What's a pub crawl without the crawl?
653
00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:27,801
JONAH: Who's got my keys?
654
00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:29,413
He's driving?
655
00:31:29,545 --> 00:31:31,618
He's one of the best
drunk drivers in Connecticut.
656
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,996
Top 50, easy.
657
00:31:33,636 --> 00:31:34,707
You ready?
658
00:31:34,846 --> 00:31:37,237
Actually, I just think
I'm gonna take off.
659
00:31:37,434 --> 00:31:39,426
- What?
- Yeah, I'm kind of tired.
660
00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:42,041
- Rory!
- Thanks for everything.
661
00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:44,512
Well, do you want
me to drive you home?
662
00:31:44,906 --> 00:31:47,422
- We came here with Jonah.
- Right.
663
00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:49,805
You need money for a cab?
664
00:31:49,956 --> 00:31:52,552
- I got money.
- I feel kind of bad.
665
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,328
Don't.
666
00:31:54,756 --> 00:31:56,908
Okay. See you later.
667
00:31:57,428 --> 00:31:58,464
Bye.
668
00:31:59,014 --> 00:32:00,050
Putz.
669
00:32:02,937 --> 00:32:04,691
Excuse me, is there an ATM here?
670
00:32:04,858 --> 00:32:06,577
A few blocks down. I
wouldn't walk, though.
671
00:32:06,736 --> 00:32:08,375
It gets dicey at night.
672
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:21,865
Hi, it's me.
673
00:32:22,555 --> 00:32:25,789
I'm kind of stuck and I
didn't know who else to call.
674
00:32:28,858 --> 00:32:31,215
Okay, it looks like Brian's
paying for call waiting...
675
00:32:31,404 --> 00:32:32,554
for the next two months.
676
00:32:32,698 --> 00:32:36,137
- It's not over till it's over.
- Lane, door!
677
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,419
I'll throw in my share of next
month's gas bill, I'm that confident.
678
00:32:41,631 --> 00:32:43,703
You're gonna eat
your confidence.
679
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:45,899
- Mama.
- I'm back.
680
00:32:46,305 --> 00:32:48,025
- Pause it!
- Come in.
681
00:32:50,814 --> 00:32:55,129
This, we'll clean up. Window will be
fixed. Temporary fridge. You two are girls.
682
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,270
I'll have tea now.
683
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,371
- I'll boil water.
- I'll bring you our selection.
684
00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:06,566
[Too Shy by Kajagoogoo playing]
685
00:33:12,309 --> 00:33:14,905
Hope ye took much
pleasure in Kajagoogoo.
686
00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:18,100
Methinks Oingo Boingo willst
soon makest an appearance.
687
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,792
But first, please clear the
floor for our happy couple.
688
00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:23,516
[People clapping]
689
00:33:24,706 --> 00:33:27,588
[Reflecting Light by
Sam Phillips playing]
690
00:33:44,115 --> 00:33:47,873
Yeah, I'd love to see you juggle
sometime. I'm a big fan of juggling.
691
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,691
He juggles for money.
692
00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:52,719
- You okay?
- Yeah.
693
00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:56,790
- We okay?
- Yeah, I didn't mean to get so defensive.
694
00:33:57,097 --> 00:33:59,568
I didn't mean to make fun of
Jess and what he was reading.
695
00:33:59,768 --> 00:34:02,603
Maybe it's good that he
had it, you know. Maybe...
696
00:34:02,815 --> 00:34:04,649
- He's trying.
- It's okay.
697
00:34:04,819 --> 00:34:07,210
I mean, that book
does sound pretty dorky.
698
00:34:07,406 --> 00:34:10,844
Liz and T.J. wouldst enjoy
others to join them in their modest...
699
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,150
wriggles.
700
00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:15,284
So your food's probably cold.
You want to go get some more?
701
00:34:15,504 --> 00:34:17,782
Sure, or we can... You know.
702
00:34:17,967 --> 00:34:20,039
We can... do what?
703
00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:24,737
- You want to dance?
- Really?
704
00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:25,973
Yeah.
705
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:30,371
- You said before you don't dance.
- I'm a compulsive liar.
706
00:34:33,327 --> 00:34:35,365
Okay, yeah, let's dance.
707
00:35:55,597 --> 00:35:56,633
Dean.
708
00:35:57,893 --> 00:36:00,887
- Thank God, a friendly face.
- What happened here?
709
00:36:01,608 --> 00:36:03,998
- I feel so stupid. I was on this date.
- Oh, yeah?
710
00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:07,190
It was a boy that
Grandma saw in diapers.
711
00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,287
And she brought him over...
712
00:36:09,455 --> 00:36:11,572
and I tagged along on
this stupid outing tonight.
713
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:14,471
- He was in diapers?
- No, she knew him when he was a kid.
714
00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:16,359
So it was this whole
big group of people...
715
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,304
and they were all drinking
in the car, smoking...
716
00:36:18,386 --> 00:36:21,984
and I just thought, "these are
maybe the last people on earth..."
717
00:36:22,227 --> 00:36:23,998
"That I would want to
die in a car crash with."
718
00:36:24,022 --> 00:36:25,536
I'm glad you cut it short.
719
00:36:25,691 --> 00:36:27,046
Poor Grandma.
It's not her fault.
720
00:36:27,194 --> 00:36:29,506
She was just thinking I was
lonely, and that he was nice.
721
00:36:29,698 --> 00:36:31,010
She was doing her
matchmaker thing.
722
00:36:31,034 --> 00:36:34,267
- Did I say that I feel stupid?
- No, that's okay. It's cool.
723
00:36:34,499 --> 00:36:36,491
And hungry. I haven't
eaten since breakfast.
724
00:36:36,669 --> 00:36:38,388
- Well, then let's eat.
- I have no money.
725
00:36:38,548 --> 00:36:39,983
I've got money.
726
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,651
- Excuse me, we'd like to order.
- These are your menus right here.
727
00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:45,848
- Duh, sorry.
- This going on your tab?
728
00:36:46,018 --> 00:36:47,214
What?
729
00:36:47,354 --> 00:36:49,791
The card at the
counter? It's still open.
730
00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:51,909
Put your wallet away,
and I hope you're hungry.
731
00:36:52,071 --> 00:36:53,221
I can eat.
732
00:36:53,365 --> 00:36:56,280
We will start with the
sample appetizer platter...
733
00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:58,504
- This was fun.
- Yeah, it was.
734
00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:00,578
So, hard to figure out...
735
00:37:00,837 --> 00:37:03,068
which part of the
evening was my favorite.
736
00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:04,214
There were a few.
737
00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:06,571
T.J. throwing his
tights at the bachelors...
738
00:37:06,805 --> 00:37:08,927
instead of Liz's garters?
You ducked well, by the way.
739
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,900
Pure self-defense.
740
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,578
The choking guy being
Heimliched by the court jester?
741
00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:14,971
That was good.
742
00:37:15,111 --> 00:37:18,072
Or the minister making
out with crazy Carrie?
743
00:37:18,284 --> 00:37:20,083
T.J.'s brother making
out with crazy Carrie?
744
00:37:20,245 --> 00:37:22,716
Or that last guy making out
with crazy Carrie. Who was that?
745
00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,593
- I think that was her husband.
- Poor Barry!
746
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,894
And it might be the dance.
747
00:37:29,053 --> 00:37:31,011
- Really?
- Have you been taking lessons?
748
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,379
That was all God-given talent.
749
00:37:34,187 --> 00:37:36,099
- It was fun.
- Yeah, it was.
750
00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:39,670
- Well, good night.
- We should do it again.
751
00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:42,052
What, you got another
wedding coming up?
752
00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:44,467
No, I meant have fun. You
know, like a movie or something.
753
00:37:44,664 --> 00:37:48,626
- I didn't think you were a movie guy.
- I can be a movie guy. You like movies.
754
00:37:48,879 --> 00:37:52,318
- Yeah, good, bad, and in-between.
- How about next week? Sunday?
755
00:37:52,594 --> 00:37:54,745
- Sunday?
- Sunday. You free?
756
00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:56,844
- I think so.
- Okay, good.
757
00:37:57,018 --> 00:37:58,897
- Good.
- Good.
758
00:37:59,064 --> 00:38:00,214
I'll see you.
759
00:38:00,358 --> 00:38:01,959
Before then, but
I'll see you then, too.
760
00:38:02,111 --> 00:38:04,627
Yeah, I'll see you
both of those thens.
761
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,113
Oh, hi.
762
00:38:14,842 --> 00:38:15,475
You leaving?
763
00:38:15,487 --> 00:38:17,518
Just hanging around,
see if I'd catch you.
764
00:38:17,722 --> 00:38:19,361
Good, I'm glad you did.
765
00:38:19,809 --> 00:38:22,370
You can stay a couple more
days if you want. There's no rush.
766
00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:25,399
- Gotta get back to work.
- Right, right.
767
00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:26,880
Did you say goodbye to your mom?
768
00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:30,217
Yeah, we're good. I gave her
my cell phone number. Just got it.
769
00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:32,684
- Left it for you on the fridge.
- Good.
770
00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:39,908
I want to pay you back.
771
00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:41,692
- All the money...
- You don't have to.
772
00:38:41,847 --> 00:38:42,963
I want to.
773
00:38:43,851 --> 00:38:46,971
And I appreciate
it, everything...
774
00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:49,263
the money, living here.
775
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:52,415
It's good to hear, but
I kind of knew that.
776
00:38:53,409 --> 00:38:57,042
Yeah, but, in a relationship,
any relationship...
777
00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,046
it's important to let the other
person know you appreciate them...
778
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:04,968
so you don't create barriers that
delay any hope for reciprocation.
779
00:39:05,597 --> 00:39:07,875
- I think I read that somewhere.
- Yeah?
780
00:39:08,143 --> 00:39:10,341
You're hoping for reciprocation?
781
00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:12,841
You got it.
782
00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:17,020
I'm here, Jess. I'm always here.
783
00:39:19,372 --> 00:39:20,488
Thanks.
784
00:39:31,935 --> 00:39:34,247
- The tie work out?
- The tie was perfect.
785
00:39:46,544 --> 00:39:49,824
It's only hitting me now.
My classes are done.
786
00:39:50,051 --> 00:39:53,125
Done! I don't have to think
about Chaucer, or Euclid...
787
00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:55,226
or Kafka, or
Machiavelli for months.
788
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,146
I can just think about
Jane magazine...
789
00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:59,990
and why did Uma wear
that dress, fun stuff like that.
790
00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:03,348
You'll still think about
Kafka, and probably Chaucer.
791
00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:06,451
Probably. But those
other two bozos are history.
792
00:40:06,663 --> 00:40:08,223
You hear me? History!
793
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:09,938
- See in there?
- Yeah.
794
00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:12,602
- First-semester Poli. Sci.
- Which was your seat?
795
00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:15,600
We didn't have assigned seats,
but I sat with my back to the window...
796
00:40:15,805 --> 00:40:17,080
so I wouldn't get distracted.
797
00:40:17,224 --> 00:40:20,298
- This campus is huge.
- And you're seeing it at a weird time...
798
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:23,242
because we're probably
the last two people left.
799
00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:27,644
Man, it's good to get
out. It's good to laugh.
800
00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:29,666
I laughed tonight. You're funny.
801
00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:31,981
- I can be funny.
- That's what I just said.
802
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:35,047
- Yeah, but you said it like I never am.
- You're funny!
803
00:40:35,255 --> 00:40:36,405
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
804
00:40:36,549 --> 00:40:37,949
- This is my room.
- I know.
805
00:40:38,094 --> 00:40:40,371
- Right, you've been here before.
- Yeah.
806
00:40:43,812 --> 00:40:46,852
- Thanks for saving me.
- Yeah, anytime.
807
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:53,705
Dean, how is it that you can...
808
00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:55,886
be out like this...
809
00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:59,081
here, with me, or with
anyone, for that matter?
810
00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,800
Where does Lindsay
think you are?
811
00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,166
She thinks I'm out.
812
00:41:04,306 --> 00:41:05,456
Out where?
813
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,796
Does it matter?
814
00:41:08,313 --> 00:41:09,988
What's going on with you?
815
00:41:13,363 --> 00:41:17,155
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
816
00:41:17,537 --> 00:41:20,133
- I need to talk to you.
- Jess, what's going on?
817
00:41:20,335 --> 00:41:21,976
- What are you doing here?
- Rory, please.
818
00:41:22,087 --> 00:41:23,203
Rory?
819
00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:26,843
Go. Go home.
820
00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:30,201
- No.
- Yes, go. You should go.
821
00:41:35,111 --> 00:41:37,343
Why won't you leave me
alone? You won't go away.
822
00:41:37,532 --> 00:41:39,206
- What do you want?
- I don't know.
823
00:41:39,368 --> 00:41:42,283
I just wanted to
see you, talk to you.
824
00:41:42,498 --> 00:41:43,934
- I just...
- What?
825
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,526
- Come with me.
- What?
826
00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,310
- Come with me.
- Where?
827
00:41:49,469 --> 00:41:51,143
I don't know! Away!
828
00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:53,457
- Are you crazy?
- Probably. Do it. Come with me.
829
00:41:53,643 --> 00:41:54,873
Don't think about it.
830
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:58,219
- I can't do that.
- You can do whatever you want.
831
00:41:58,443 --> 00:42:00,481
- It's not what I want.
- It is. I know you.
832
00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:01,726
You don't know me!
833
00:42:01,866 --> 00:42:04,781
Look, we'll go to New York.
We'll work, we'll be together.
834
00:42:04,997 --> 00:42:07,131
It's what I want. It's
what you want, too.
835
00:42:07,143 --> 00:42:07,387
No!
836
00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:10,100
I want to be with
you, but not here.
837
00:42:10,298 --> 00:42:12,575
Not this place,
not Stars Hollow.
838
00:42:12,759 --> 00:42:15,720
- We have to start anew.
- There's nothing to start!
839
00:42:16,224 --> 00:42:18,661
You're packed. Your
stuff is all in boxes.
840
00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:21,135
It's perfect. You're
ready. And I'm ready.
841
00:42:21,317 --> 00:42:23,389
I'm ready for this. You
can count on me now.
842
00:42:23,571 --> 00:42:26,292
I know you couldn't count on
me before, but you can now.
843
00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:27,609
- You can!
- No!
844
00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:29,862
Look, you know we're
supposed to be together.
845
00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,397
I knew it the first time I
saw you two years ago...
846
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:34,659
and you know it,
too. I know you do.
847
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,479
No!
848
00:42:37,386 --> 00:42:40,540
Don't say no, just to make me
stop talking or make me go away.
849
00:42:40,768 --> 00:42:43,489
Only say no if you really
don't want to be with me.
850
00:42:43,689 --> 00:42:44,839
No!