1 00:01:02,273 --> 00:01:06,141 It's getting the word out to the business community that we're here - that's the key. 2 00:01:06,222 --> 00:01:08,911 We've got to draw them in with the things that they like - amenities. 3 00:01:08,978 --> 00:01:12,705 What does a businessman want when they travel? Booze, and hookers. Anything else? 4 00:01:12,766 --> 00:01:15,193 - I think that covers it. - We got booze. How do we get hookers? 5 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:18,252 How about a banner up front that reads "Hoes up at the Dragonfly"? 6 00:01:18,305 --> 00:01:19,720 Or we tell them Bill Maher's here. 7 00:01:19,969 --> 00:01:21,460 They'd come a-flocking. 8 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:25,310 Maybe we're in too silly a mood to be discussing such serious stuff. 9 00:01:25,356 --> 00:01:26,150 You think? 10 00:01:26,246 --> 00:01:30,390 Oh hey Jackson, what would you do to lure more businessmen to the Dragonfly? 11 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,941 Besides inviting Bill Maher. 12 00:01:32,073 --> 00:01:34,014 What do I look like, the Shell Answer Man? 13 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:38,002 Everybody's gotta have a piece of Jackson. Well, he's got nothing left, I tell you, nothing. 14 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,317 His town selectman duties are starting to wear on him. 15 00:01:40,383 --> 00:01:44,147 - That's why the fancy duds? - He's got functions every day and meetings and hearings. 16 00:01:44,197 --> 00:01:46,880 I tried to work in a nice suicide, but my schedule wouldn't allow it. 17 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:49,532 - Ugh, that sound's death to me. - Don't answer it. 18 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:50,505 Could be a customer. 19 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:51,806 Hello? 20 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:56,051 Yes, Mrs. Cassini. I got the note about the playground equipment. 21 00:01:56,127 --> 00:01:59,978 - Oh God, is that blood? - It's tomato. It happens daily. Disrobe. 22 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:02,389 So you say your granddaughter fell off the ducky? 23 00:02:03,045 --> 00:02:06,441 Oh, she fell off the piggy and she whacked her arm on the ducky. 24 00:02:06,602 --> 00:02:08,517 Uh-huh. I see. 25 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:12,056 Well, the first thing I would do is question the horsy, 'cause he's right next to the piggy 26 00:02:12,111 --> 00:02:13,930 and is our most reliable witness. 27 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:18,354 No, there's nothing funny about that, Mrs. Cassini. Nothing whatsoever. 28 00:02:18,584 --> 00:02:19,685 Arms up, big boy. 29 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:26,495 No, a little girl being thrown from a pink, spring-loaded, bobbling piggy toy 30 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,504 is very serious business. Yes, Mrs. Cassini. 31 00:02:29,591 --> 00:02:33,043 - I don't think that's gonna come out. - Poor guy. He's only got two dress shirts. 32 00:02:33,115 --> 00:02:34,921 Well, maybe a big old bloodstain will help him. 33 00:02:34,974 --> 00:02:37,717 People will think there was an assassination attempt and be more sympathetic. 34 00:02:38,082 --> 00:02:42,945 I do. I hear what you're saying, Mrs. Cassini. Yes, Mrs. Cassini. 35 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:48,092 I'll talk to my parks and recreation chairman and get this solved I promise. 36 00:02:48,142 --> 00:02:50,856 - Goodbye, Mrs. Cassini. - It's a goner. 37 00:02:50,928 --> 00:02:54,173 - I know how it feels. I gotta go. I got a Kiwanis luncheon. - Have fun. 38 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:57,696 - Jackson, before you go, I need your John Hancock on that there. - Oh yeah? 39 00:02:57,742 --> 00:03:00,569 Yeah, just right at the bottom. I was just ordering a ton of extra, 40 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:05,367 you know, vegetables and stuff. It's just to sign and confirm that I'm ordering that stuff. 41 00:03:05,439 --> 00:03:09,462 Hey, this is for those extra parking spaces you need. It's selectman business. 42 00:03:09,529 --> 00:03:11,818 - Really? - Et tu, former friend? 43 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,818 - I just need your signature. It's your duty. - So impeach me. 44 00:03:15,893 --> 00:03:17,465 - I'll forge that for you. - Thanks. 45 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:17,012 So Dickie high tails it to his office and e-mails me within seconds. 46 00:04:17,072 --> 00:04:20,376 - Dickie's the other you at your office, right? - Well, there's no other me. 47 00:04:20,436 --> 00:04:23,636 - You know what I meant, Grandpa. - Dickie and I share some duties. 48 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,565 We lunch occasionally, socialize a bit. 49 00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:30,226 But he would cut my throat in a heartbeat, as I would his. 50 00:04:30,273 --> 00:04:32,644 It's like Rikers Island, except everyone drives a Jag. 51 00:04:33,753 --> 00:04:35,726 Well, Dickie made a mistake. 52 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:40,425 He e-mailed me, thinking that I wouldn't read it for days, but I read it the minute he sent it. 53 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:44,393 He figured my weekend starts at lunch on Fridays, as so many others do - 54 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,027 error followed by error. 55 00:04:46,118 --> 00:04:48,110 That man needs to reread his Sun Tzu. 56 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,593 Anyway, that's why I am missing Friday Night dinner. 57 00:04:51,669 --> 00:04:54,327 Dickie and I are going to be in the Chicago office. 58 00:04:54,409 --> 00:04:57,992 - Well, send me a postcard. - I'm traveling much less, but I don't miss it. 59 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:01,192 Thirty years ago, any chance I had to travel, I jumped at, but now... 60 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:05,596 I'm talking a lot, aren't I? 61 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:09,513 No. I mean, yes. But it's good. 62 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:13,275 - I don't want to be tiresome. - Grandpa, you could never tire me. This is fun. 63 00:05:13,353 --> 00:05:17,699 Good. My valet isn't much of a conversationalist. He's the master of the monosyllable, 64 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:22,640 although he can shine a shoe with the best of them. So, been reading anything good lately? 65 00:05:22,707 --> 00:05:24,811 I'm very into P.G. Wodehouse right now. 66 00:05:24,898 --> 00:05:25,987 - Oh, that's great. - You? 67 00:05:26,066 --> 00:05:29,876 - Actually, I've had a personal triumph of late. - Oh, yeah? What? 68 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:34,124 I've just finished the sixth and final volume of "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. " 69 00:05:34,191 --> 00:05:38,060 - That is a triumph. - I started it in 1968. 70 00:05:38,154 --> 00:05:42,844 So it took only - what? - 36 years to finish it. But by God, I finished it. 71 00:05:42,977 --> 00:05:45,143 Wow. That's quite a commitment. 72 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,744 Well, I've had a little more time on my hands lately. 73 00:05:47,934 --> 00:05:50,375 Not as many evenings out as there once were. 74 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,020 Right. Not as many. 75 00:05:52,116 --> 00:05:54,159 You're still getting together with your grandmother tonight, aren't you? 76 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:57,625 - Has she mentioned her car lately? - Her car? 77 00:05:57,749 --> 00:06:00,350 It's due for its six-month service. I hope she isn't skipping those. 78 00:06:00,431 --> 00:06:02,265 I don't know. I'm happy to ask. 79 00:06:02,336 --> 00:06:05,551 Oh, no. That's too much trouble. I'll have Robert check with her maid. 80 00:06:05,726 --> 00:06:06,387 Okay. 81 00:06:06,474 --> 00:06:09,863 He may have to use upwards of six syllables for this one. I wish him luck. 82 00:06:09,925 --> 00:06:13,293 Couldn't you just ask her yourself, Grandpa? I mean, you're right there. 83 00:06:13,359 --> 00:06:15,526 - No, I don't want to be an annoyance. - Okay. 84 00:06:17,025 --> 00:06:19,346 - But, Grandpa - - Chicken's getting cold. 85 00:06:19,544 --> 00:06:20,195 Right. 86 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:25,284 I saw the most preposterous thing on TV the other night. 87 00:06:25,361 --> 00:06:27,845 It's been ages since I've just flipped through the channels, 88 00:06:28,115 --> 00:06:30,815 and the horrors to be discovered there. 89 00:06:33,815 --> 00:06:35,002 Hey, what brings you here? 90 00:06:35,099 --> 00:06:36,758 Caffeine withdrawal. And I like looking at you. 91 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:37,855 - To go? - To go. 92 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:39,437 Don't worry about it. 93 00:06:39,621 --> 00:06:42,282 Luke, this is your business. I've always paid, and I always should pay. 94 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,609 Fine, but don't tip me. Tipping now is weird. 95 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,295 Okay. Besides, I can tip you later. 96 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:49,790 - That was weird, too. - I'm a very awkward winker. 97 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:51,418 - You're never supposed to tip me, anyway. - What? 98 00:06:51,463 --> 00:06:54,325 I'm the proprietor. You're not supposed to tip the proprietor, even when they serve you. 99 00:06:54,387 --> 00:06:57,333 You mean all those years, that extra 20% was unnecessary? 100 00:06:57,663 --> 00:07:00,506 - You never tipped me 20%. - Ooh. Now it's getting ugly. 101 00:07:00,578 --> 00:07:03,853 You were a solid 15 percenter, sometimes less if the bill got higher. 102 00:07:03,903 --> 00:07:05,477 Way less if you were mad at me about something. 103 00:07:05,579 --> 00:07:08,200 Well, it doesn't matter. I wasn't supposed to be tipping you, anyway. 104 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,957 - True. - In fact, I want a rebate. 105 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:11,847 - What? - You've been ripping me off for ten years. 106 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:14,237 - Have your lawyer call my lawyer. - Thank you 107 00:07:14,406 --> 00:07:16,075 - We still on for tomorrow night? - Absolutely. 108 00:07:16,178 --> 00:07:17,426 - Talk to you later. - Bye. 109 00:07:21,421 --> 00:07:22,736 Oh hi, Lorelai. 110 00:07:23,044 --> 00:07:25,650 Hi, Dean. Um, good to bump into you. 111 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:28,624 Yeah, same here. Um, you on your way back to work? 112 00:07:28,676 --> 00:07:30,478 - Yeah. You? - Yeah. I'm going to Doose's. 113 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:32,157 You were just at the inn. 114 00:07:32,265 --> 00:07:35,658 Yeah, Tom wanted me to sand some doors down. They were getting a little warped. 115 00:07:35,863 --> 00:07:38,746 I saw you in the hallway there, but you looked kind of busy. 116 00:07:38,901 --> 00:07:40,278 Yeah, I saw you, too. 117 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,451 - So, how's our girl? - Rory? 118 00:07:44,537 --> 00:07:45,255 Yeah. 119 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:50,533 Uh, she's good. I saw her like three days ago, or a couple days ago. But yeah, she's good. 120 00:07:50,615 --> 00:07:53,473 Good. Well, I talked to her this morning, so I win. 121 00:07:54,659 --> 00:07:56,298 - Not that it's a contest. - Right. 122 00:07:56,857 --> 00:08:00,957 Well, I guess I'll see you around. Next time you're at the inn, find me. 123 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,606 We could have some coffee and chew the fat. 124 00:08:02,704 --> 00:08:05,034 Sounds like a disgusting combination, but anyway come by. 125 00:08:05,095 --> 00:08:07,029 - I will. Sure. Absolutely. - Okay. 126 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:09,570 - So have a good day. - You too. 127 00:08:13,358 --> 00:08:14,786 I'll get it, Sara. 128 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,427 - Hi, Mom. - Come in, come in. 129 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:20,107 I'm sorry I'm late. Traffic was bad. 130 00:08:20,305 --> 00:08:23,553 Some moron coming out of Stars Hollow decided to go the speed limit, which is - ooh! 131 00:08:24,322 --> 00:08:26,005 What the hell is that? 132 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:27,408 What does it look like? It's a panic room. 133 00:08:27,746 --> 00:08:30,313 - Like Jodie Foster? - I have no idea. 134 00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:32,586 But it's very small. It's more like an anxiety room. 135 00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:33,891 It's for one person. 136 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,479 You could maybe squeeze two in. 137 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,206 And when those two are done panicking, the next couple of panickers get a turn? 138 00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:40,966 - It's primarily for me. - Why the foyer? 139 00:08:41,212 --> 00:08:43,798 It was supposed to go upstairs, but the boors who delivered it 140 00:08:43,869 --> 00:08:46,911 claimed they weren't told about the stairs, so they didn't have the right equipment. 141 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:49,891 Hey, let's test it out. I'm gonna get you. 142 00:08:50,023 --> 00:08:50,925 Oh, my God. 143 00:08:51,017 --> 00:08:53,558 You better get in there, 'cause I'm a bad guy. Baah! 144 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,910 - Stop it. - I'm menacing. Panic, damn it. Come on. 145 00:08:56,982 --> 00:08:58,477 There's nothing funny about this. 146 00:08:58,928 --> 00:09:00,950 - Oh! Get in, quick! Quick! - Stop it. 147 00:09:04,329 --> 00:09:05,408 Hi, Grandma. 148 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:07,683 So - hey, what's that? 149 00:09:07,765 --> 00:09:11,697 I know how to protect you from shrapnel and Agent Orange. Ask me how. 150 00:09:11,829 --> 00:09:13,883 - It's a panic room. - Like Jodie Foster? 151 00:09:14,099 --> 00:09:15,660 What does Jodie Foster have to do with this? 152 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:16,735 You need one for your dorm. 153 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:19,843 That's not a stupid thought. It'll stop a 9-millimeter shell. 154 00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:22,306 - Handy for when Suge Knight comes for tea. - Why is it here? 155 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,716 It's a long story. Come, let's have drinks and forget about the panic room. 156 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,380 - What'll you have? - Gin martini. 157 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:30,820 - A soda with lime. - This little rinky-dink cart has nothing. 158 00:09:30,983 --> 00:09:31,920 Dad got the big one? 159 00:09:32,023 --> 00:09:34,646 He stole it away in the dark of night, so I'm stranded. 160 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:38,474 I had our minister over a couple of days ago, and he had to go without his whiskey sour. 161 00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:40,308 I bet he excommunicated you on the spot. 162 00:09:40,482 --> 00:09:43,011 I've got vermouth, but no gin. Perfect. Sara? 163 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:47,456 - Yes, ma'am? - I need gin. Check everywhere. 164 00:09:47,536 --> 00:09:49,755 - Including the bathtub. - Start with the pantry. 165 00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:50,660 Yes, ma'am. 166 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:55,022 You know, the main reason I got the panic room is because I'm a woman living alone. 167 00:09:55,402 --> 00:09:58,203 Well, let the record show I did not bring up the panic room. 168 00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:00,215 Do you know I've never lived alone? 169 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:02,754 I went from my parents' house to college to Richard. 170 00:10:02,825 --> 00:10:05,975 But, Grandma, you're not alone alone. Grandpa is only a few feet away. 171 00:10:06,051 --> 00:10:08,085 He might as well be a million miles away. 172 00:10:08,223 --> 00:10:12,236 I don't even know if your grandfather would look up from his stamp collection if he heard me scream. 173 00:10:12,304 --> 00:10:13,209 That's not true. 174 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,900 Unless his nose got stuck to the stamp in the book and he physically couldn't look up. 175 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,058 It happens. 176 00:10:18,129 --> 00:10:21,386 He's gone so much, he's no protection, anyway. He just left on some business trip, 177 00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:24,217 and it's an afterthought that he even bothered to tell me about it at all. 178 00:10:24,283 --> 00:10:27,990 But he told you, so that's not an afterthought. That's a thought - a very thoughtful thought. 179 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:30,264 I'm sure it was in some way for his own convenience. 180 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,466 There's no gin anywhere, Mrs. Gilmore. 181 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,502 - Oh, perfect. - I'll check the bathtub now. 182 00:10:34,642 --> 00:10:35,968 That was a joke, Sara. 183 00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:38,507 Lorelai, please don't joke with the maids. It's not what they do. 184 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:39,103 Sorry. 185 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,062 - Check Mr. Gilmore's study. - Yes, ma'am. 186 00:10:41,356 --> 00:10:44,486 I should just call Richard myself and drag him away from whatever business meal 187 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,829 he is having and make him tell me. 188 00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:48,169 It's okay. Mom doesn't need a martini. Right? 189 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:51,865 Yeah. Right. I'll take what you got. What's good enough for the minister is good enough for me. 190 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,513 - Your hands are empty. - The door to the study is locked. 191 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,037 He locked the study? 192 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,613 Mom, really, I don't need gin. I'll take whatever you have. 193 00:10:58,685 --> 00:11:00,835 I don't have anything. That's the problem. Come on. 194 00:11:01,062 --> 00:11:01,846 Come on where? 195 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:05,490 I'm not going to let Richard's business trip keep you from having the drink you want. 196 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,529 Grandma, wait. 197 00:11:11,179 --> 00:11:12,576 Should we really be doing this? 198 00:11:12,781 --> 00:11:15,382 Oh, that he can live in this squalor. 199 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:17,307 It's another Calcutta. Is that open sewage? 200 00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:19,236 It certainly smells like a sewer in here. 201 00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:20,834 It's his cigars. That's the smell. 202 00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:23,227 It's more than cigars. It's debauchery. 203 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,868 Yeah. Dad mentioned he had the Barbi twins up here a couple nights ago. 204 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:28,376 He and his butler have a little "auto focus" thing going on. 205 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,183 Well, the drink cart's over there, Grandma. We can grab the gin and vamoose. 206 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:34,321 No, she's got vamoose, remember? It's the gin we need. - But you know - 207 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:36,743 He must have five packs of breath mints here. 208 00:11:36,841 --> 00:11:38,877 Why would a man need five packs of breath mints? 209 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,858 It could be the gorgonzola and onion diet he's on. It has its drawbacks. 210 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,680 Grandma, I feel kind of weird snooping like this. 211 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:50,220 This is my property as much as his, and when we die, it'll be yours. We're all entitled here. 212 00:11:50,546 --> 00:11:51,785 He's got some new books. 213 00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:55,078 Hey, my Petunia Pig plate and spoon. What's it doing here? 214 00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:57,663 Oh, odds and ends wound up out here over the years. 215 00:11:57,772 --> 00:12:00,220 This is not an odd nor an end. It's my Petunia Pig and I'm taking it. 216 00:12:00,315 --> 00:12:01,259 It's not yours to take. 217 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,207 - Dad's not using my Petunia Pig spoon. - I say take it. 218 00:12:04,284 --> 00:12:08,410 Hey, Mom, what are we carrying our booty home in? Do you have a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it? 219 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:12,000 Okay. Just to remind you once again, the drink cart is right over here. 220 00:12:12,092 --> 00:12:14,094 Oh, and I think I spot gin. It's brown, right? 221 00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:16,310 I love that you think that. Looking for skeletons? 222 00:12:16,393 --> 00:12:17,386 I'm just looking. 223 00:12:17,473 --> 00:12:21,974 Oh, man. I spilled a ton of scotch on my skirt. Who's not closing these bottles? 224 00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:24,165 - Oh, my God. - Did you really find a skeleton? 225 00:12:24,252 --> 00:12:28,015 Okay, Gin - it's clear, it's in my hand, and it looks good enough for a minister. Let's go. 226 00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:31,129 Oh, my God. Will you look at this? 227 00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:32,301 - Bright. - And tasteful. 228 00:12:32,438 --> 00:12:34,590 - It's a vest. - Grandpa has lots of vests. 229 00:12:34,651 --> 00:12:37,124 - It's got glitter. It's a glitter vest. - So? 230 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:40,109 So? Where would your father wear a vest like this? 231 00:12:40,186 --> 00:12:41,895 Certainly nowhere he ever would've taken me. 232 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:43,017 Grandma, it's just a vest. 233 00:12:43,108 --> 00:12:45,465 Yeah Mom. There's tons of places he would wear that. 234 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,134 - Name one. - Okay, I'm at a loss. 235 00:12:47,215 --> 00:12:48,180 This is insane. 236 00:12:48,261 --> 00:12:50,888 Mom, this is the place where unwanted things came to repose. 237 00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:52,755 Maybe it's a vest of his from the old days. 238 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:57,129 Our days never included Richard dressing up like that gay fellow whose tiger tried to eat him. 239 00:12:57,180 --> 00:13:01,198 I have definitely, positively never seen this vest. This is a party vest. 240 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:02,867 Okay, just put it back, Mom, and let's go. 241 00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:03,677 You put it back. 242 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:06,688 You know, we've moved a lot of stuff around here tonight. We've got to cover our tracks. 243 00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:09,815 - Where did you find it? - Squished in the middle, as if he was hiding it from me. 244 00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,964 - Can you blame him? It's hideous. - How dare he have a vest like that. 245 00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:14,829 Okay, the mints looked something like this, right? 246 00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:17,547 - That devious man. - Come on, Mom, let's go. 247 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,600 - Mom, Petunia Pig. - Grab it. 248 00:13:32,858 --> 00:13:36,752 I have never seen Grandma so singularly obsessed about a piece of clothing. 249 00:13:36,814 --> 00:13:38,995 Not since I wore my "Gas, Grass, or Ass - 250 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,632 No one rides for free" t-shirt to the junior league spring tea. 251 00:13:41,694 --> 00:13:45,821 Here we go. Boysenberry pie with ice cream. Hot fudge sundae. Half a grapefruit. 252 00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:47,412 - I don't want a grapefruit. - It's good for you. 253 00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:50,208 - Kinda my point. - It's too late for her, but not for you. Eat it. 254 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,358 The service is very rude. No tip for you. 255 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,958 In fact, he actually owes us a lot of money because we weren't supposed to be tipping him all these years. 256 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:59,695 I know. Customarily, you do not have to tip the proprietor of an establishment. 257 00:13:59,762 --> 00:14:01,181 Why have we been tipping him all these years? 258 00:14:01,252 --> 00:14:02,476 - We like him? - Oh, that. 259 00:14:02,578 --> 00:14:06,412 Hey, bring us some coffee, and I promise this grapefruit will be eaten. 260 00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:07,611 Okay. 261 00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,520 - How long is my nose? - Very. 262 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:10,540 What's with the scarfing? 263 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:15,799 Well, I figured since it's still early I'd stop by Dean's new place real quick and say hi. Is that okay? 264 00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:17,759 Oh, yeah. So he's out of the parents'? 265 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:20,719 Yeah. He's sleeping on his friend Kyle's couch. It's just temporary. 266 00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:24,298 Great. You know, we could call him and have him meet us here if you want. 267 00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:25,291 - Really? - Yeah. 268 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:28,424 Plenty of pie, ice cream, grapefruit to go around. 269 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:31,609 If we twist his arm, I bet Luke will throw in some raw spinach. 270 00:14:31,691 --> 00:14:33,052 I don't think it's a good idea. 271 00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:34,317 So skip the spinach. 272 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,278 - You know what I mean. - No. What? 273 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,050 It's been a little weird between you two. 274 00:14:38,124 --> 00:14:39,429 - No, it hasn't. - Mom. 275 00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:41,680 I just ran into him today. Didn't he tell you? 276 00:14:41,772 --> 00:14:43,452 Yeah. He said it was weird. 277 00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:46,353 Well, then it was only weird on his side, 'cause it wasn't on mine. 278 00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:51,588 Hey, how about I come along with you to Kyle's? He's back from the Navy, right? 279 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:55,580 We could all hang out and hear his stories. He could teach us some sea chanteys, 280 00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:59,603 and I could tell Dean how not weird the situation is. See? That's how unweird it is for me. 281 00:14:59,683 --> 00:15:01,582 - I'd do that. - No. That'd be weird, too. 282 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,855 - I don't like it this way. - I know. 283 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:08,872 We all used to get together all the time for whatever and hang out. 284 00:15:09,271 --> 00:15:12,009 We had a great rhythm. I like Dean. I've always liked Dean. 285 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,735 He has a great heart. I don't want it to be weird. 286 00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,547 Neither do I. Dean doesn't either. 287 00:15:16,711 --> 00:15:21,895 Well, then, what about tomorrow night? Let's all hook up then. 288 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:25,503 - All who? - All of us. You know - the gang - the fearsome foursome. 289 00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:27,043 - How does that sound? - How does what sound? 290 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,568 - Doing something with Rory tomorrow night. - You don't have to. 291 00:15:29,665 --> 00:15:32,240 No, no really. That sounds great. We can all do something together. 292 00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:36,822 Yeah. It's a great idea. There's a ground swell of support. Let's do it. 293 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,308 - Okay, if you want. - Yeah, we want, right? 294 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,797 - Yeah. We want. - Good. Go run it past Dean. 295 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,266 - Dean? - I'm sure I can persuade him. 296 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:43,802 - Good. - Yeah, good. 297 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:46,367 - I'll see you tomorrow night. - Okay. See you tomorrow night. 298 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,026 Bye, Luke. 299 00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:52,824 - Dean? Rory's seeing Dean? - Yeah, you knew that. 300 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,519 No, I didn't. 301 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:56,038 - Wha - Didn't I tell you? - No. Since when? 302 00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,861 - Since she got back from Europe. - I don't believe it. 303 00:15:57,933 --> 00:16:00,365 - Haven't you seen them walking around? - No. Were you hiding it? 304 00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:04,261 No. I just - I wasn't sure when they wanted people to know 305 00:16:04,317 --> 00:16:07,123 or how I should tell people without getting hammered with a bunch of questions. 306 00:16:07,185 --> 00:16:10,937 Was this before he left his wife or after? Did - did he leave her for Rory? 307 00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:12,960 Like those. Questions just like those. 308 00:16:13,021 --> 00:16:15,397 Sorry, it's just, you know, Dean and Rory together again. 309 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:18,694 Well, you can back out if you want. I kind of Shanghaied you there. 310 00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:22,039 No. We can do it. I just have to wrap my mind around it. Dean. 311 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:22,949 - Dean. - Dean. 312 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,395 All right. Well, I'll be right back. 313 00:16:31,568 --> 00:16:32,291 "G." 314 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:33,742 "G." 315 00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:36,163 For four beats, back to "C" major then jump to "A" minor. 316 00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:37,731 "C" minor to "A." 317 00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:39,150 - Major. - "A" major. 318 00:16:39,222 --> 00:16:41,059 "A" minor after "C" major, then it's back to "G." 319 00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:44,448 Yo, Kid Flash, slow down. I've got chops, but I'm not Les Paul. 320 00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:46,518 Follow the chart, Zach. You wrote it all down. 321 00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,309 I can't look at the chart. It's depressing. 322 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:49,892 How can a chord chart be depressing? 323 00:16:49,973 --> 00:16:51,603 The title, "Brian's Song. " 324 00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:52,795 It's a working title. 325 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:56,562 Well, it's bumming me out. It's reminding me of Billy Dee Williams and cancer. Change it. 326 00:16:56,644 --> 00:16:58,277 I have to change a working title? Come on. 327 00:16:58,361 --> 00:17:01,027 Well, then leave it if you don't mind bumming every body out. 328 00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:04,089 Or change it to "Lepers Are Fun" or "Kiss My Scurvy. " 329 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:07,121 Look. There. "Brian's Tune," okay? Good working title there. 330 00:17:07,673 --> 00:17:11,415 - Okay. From the "G," we go to - - Let's take five. I gotta clear my head. 331 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:12,518 Okay. Five minutes. 332 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,742 I'm gonna go water the lawn. We're getting brown spots again. 333 00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:18,180 Don't over water. That's not good for it, either. 334 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:27,465 So, how you doing, Zach? 335 00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:28,737 Comme ci, comme ca. 336 00:17:29,455 --> 00:17:30,232 Anything new? 337 00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:32,812 Went to the dentist. Said I'm brushing too vigorously. 338 00:17:32,874 --> 00:17:35,583 Oh interesting. 'Cause when you're a kid, they tell you to really go at it, ya know? 339 00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,503 Another lie fed to our generation. 340 00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:38,281 Yeah. 341 00:17:38,409 --> 00:17:40,846 And now I'm paying with eroding gums. Want to see 'em? 342 00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:41,788 I'm good. 343 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,350 So, anything else on your mind? 344 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:45,602 Not really. 345 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,060 Want a drink or anything? 346 00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:54,614 Nope. I want for nothing. 347 00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,490 - Hi, Kyle. - Oh, hey, Rory. Come on in. 348 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,737 - Thanks. - Welcome to Casa Kyle. 349 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:09,304 It's not the Taj Mahal, but it's cozy. 350 00:18:09,637 --> 00:18:11,546 - You like Dylan? - I think I better. 351 00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:15,089 Yeah. I listened to a lot of Dylan out at sea. He really spoke to me. 352 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,173 - And you understood him? - Funny. 353 00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:19,909 So you look good. How you been doing? 354 00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:21,863 Great. Navy's been fantastic. 355 00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:26,098 Bitchin' rehab, so I'm up and running. I can drive, type 60 words a minute. 356 00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:27,925 - You know what else? - No. What? 357 00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:31,544 This thing is a real chick magnet. Yeah. It's the Captain Hook thing. 358 00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,578 Well, good for you. 359 00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:35,616 - Hey. What are you doing here? - Bonus visit. 360 00:18:36,312 --> 00:18:39,547 Oh. I think I know what that means. I'm gonna make myself scarce. 361 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,652 No, Kyle. It's okay. We don't want to put you out. 362 00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:45,201 Don't worry, I gotta make some calls. Check my traps, if you know what I mean. 363 00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:49,266 Give a shout out to Cindy or Luene or maybe throw Stacy a little something. 364 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,093 He's been throwing it around a lot lately. 365 00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:53,152 Everybody loves the Bionic Man. 366 00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,827 That's not me. Mine plays "Superfreak. " 367 00:18:56,899 --> 00:18:57,714 Sorry. It's me. 368 00:18:58,723 --> 00:18:59,998 I'll leave you two to play. 369 00:19:01,518 --> 00:19:02,183 Hello? 370 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:05,572 Rory, listen, I like you, and I want to be more than just friends with you. 371 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,929 - What!? - See? You reacted. 372 00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:11,941 That's what a person does after someone says that they like him or her, but in my case, it's him. 373 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,614 - Oh, we're talking Zach here. - The inscrutable Zach. 374 00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:18,516 He's driving me crazy. I gave him ample opportunity to address the issue, 375 00:19:18,644 --> 00:19:21,404 - and all he talked about was his eroding gums. - Oh, sexy. 376 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:24,595 He's really getting on my nerves, that guy. Where are you, school? 377 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,558 No, I'm with Dean. He's staying with Kyle. 378 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,919 - Oh, how's his hook? - Apparently it's a chick magnet. 379 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:30,999 Well, say hi to Dean. 380 00:19:31,188 --> 00:19:33,200 - Hi from Lane. - Hi, Lane! 381 00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:36,554 - And call me back when you're less distracted. - I will. Keep me posted. 382 00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:38,208 If there's anything to post. 383 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,447 - Bye. - Bye. 384 00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:44,536 - So, tomorrow night. - Yeah. What time? 385 00:19:44,623 --> 00:19:48,136 Well, I can get here pretty early, but I just wanted to talk about plans with you. 386 00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:49,442 Sure. What do you want to do? 387 00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:52,563 How about we go on a double date with my mom and Luke? 388 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,838 - A double date? - Yeah. 389 00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:59,241 Won't that be awkward, weird, and about 50 other things like that? 390 00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:02,441 Mom and I already talked about the weird issue in detail, and it won't be. 391 00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,141 - It was Mom's idea. - You're kidding. 392 00:20:04,295 --> 00:20:07,684 No. You're forgetting, we used to hang out all the time. We had fun. 393 00:20:07,764 --> 00:20:09,579 That was a long time ago. 394 00:20:10,648 --> 00:20:12,901 Yeah, but we had fun. 395 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:15,159 I remember. 396 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:17,452 Well, so does Mom. Come on. 397 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:20,924 Okay. 398 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,609 Good. I'm off. 399 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,142 I hate these short visits. 400 00:20:26,297 --> 00:20:28,440 - They're better than none, though. - I guess. 401 00:20:28,513 --> 00:20:31,072 Don't leave on my account, 'cause I'm outta here. 402 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:34,768 A couple of my girls took the bait. I'm thinking about doing a back-to-backer. 403 00:20:34,851 --> 00:20:36,971 Well, I'm not leaving on your account. Tomorrow? 404 00:20:37,159 --> 00:20:37,682 Tomorrow. 405 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:41,731 No rest for Kyle. 406 00:20:42,352 --> 00:20:45,608 Yeah? Hey, cool. 407 00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:47,717 Yeah, what are you doing around 11:30, baby? 408 00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:49,464 All right. 409 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:54,895 - So is meeting up at 6:30 cool? - Good with us. What'd you have in mind? 410 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,643 I'll surprise you with it, but it's a classic Stars Hollow slate of activities. 411 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:02,657 - So we're gonna T.P. Taylor's house again? - Ugh. I wanted it to be a surprise. 412 00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:04,967 - Wait, hon. Hold on a sec. - Okay. 413 00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:06,564 Hello? 414 00:21:06,692 --> 00:21:08,357 - Lorelai, are you alone? - Why? 415 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,278 Because I'm going to give you the code to open the panic room from the outside 416 00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:13,790 and I don't want to do it if you're not alone. 417 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,476 Just hanging out here with my close friend Tex Watson. 418 00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:19,517 This is not a joking matter. Can I trust you with this information? 419 00:21:19,596 --> 00:21:22,140 Maybe not. Maybe you should give it to someone else, someone closer. 420 00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:24,925 - Well, I can't trust a neighbor. - How about Dad? 421 00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,925 Oh, your father wouldn't come to my rescue if I was on fire. 422 00:21:28,013 --> 00:21:31,530 Besides, that vest of his is so loud he wouldn't be able to hear me screaming. 423 00:21:31,642 --> 00:21:35,390 Okay, Mom. Give me the code, and I will keep the code safe. 424 00:21:35,514 --> 00:21:37,475 Okay. Here goes. Are you ready? 425 00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:38,518 Pen is poised. 426 00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:43,542 1, 1, 1... 1, 1. 427 00:21:44,877 --> 00:21:45,994 Is that the code it came with? 428 00:21:46,091 --> 00:21:48,805 Well, I don't know how to change it. The men were supposed to show me, 429 00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:51,645 and now it's the code I'm stuck with. Did you write it down? 430 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,915 Barring an aneurysm, I think I'll remember it. 431 00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:57,084 Well, factor in an aneurysm and write it down. This is important. 432 00:21:57,144 --> 00:22:00,094 Okay. I'm writing it down. 1, 1, 1, 1, 1. 433 00:22:00,156 --> 00:22:01,375 Don't say it out loud. 434 00:22:01,472 --> 00:22:04,768 Our football team is so great. We won, won, won, won, won. 435 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:06,811 - Everything's a joke. - No, Mom, seriously. 436 00:22:06,884 --> 00:22:09,997 The mailman overheard. I gotta get off the phone and chase him down and whack him. 437 00:22:10,108 --> 00:22:11,368 - Hide that number. - I will. 438 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:12,551 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 439 00:22:13,488 --> 00:22:18,392 I'm back. That was mom giving me the secret panic room code. 440 00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,014 She should just give it to Grandpa. 441 00:22:20,108 --> 00:22:24,052 I suggested that, but she scoffed. Those two should just divorce and get it over with. 442 00:22:24,129 --> 00:22:25,921 - Don't say that. - I was just talking. 443 00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:27,076 It's not funny. 444 00:22:27,185 --> 00:22:29,268 But this standoff between them isn't good for anybody. 445 00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:33,558 Mom's getting more insane and sharing the insanity with me and everybody else. 446 00:22:33,631 --> 00:22:37,711 Divorce is not the answer. I can tell you for a fact that Grandpa is miserable. 447 00:22:37,819 --> 00:22:41,443 Really? He and Jeeves seem very happy in their new modern relationship. 448 00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:43,189 Grandpa misses Grandma terribly. 449 00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:44,722 Why? He say something like that? 450 00:22:44,869 --> 00:22:46,200 - I just know. - How? 451 00:22:47,009 --> 00:22:49,549 Yesterday, when we had lunch on campus, Grandpa told me 452 00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:54,003 that he finished "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. " Hmm? You see? 453 00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:55,550 You want to de-Mensa the reference? 454 00:22:55,631 --> 00:22:59,333 No one sits at home alone reading that book unless it's a class assignment. 455 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,836 It just doesn't happen. It's a honking long book. It's clearly a cry for help. 456 00:23:02,929 --> 00:23:04,607 You're very anti-intellectual. 457 00:23:04,669 --> 00:23:07,935 He asked me if Grandma had taken her car in for its six-month service. 458 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:10,413 Hon, that's concern for her car, not for her. 459 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,846 No, that's concern about Grandma and her safety. 460 00:23:12,932 --> 00:23:15,682 Why didn't you mention this to Mom at dinner? Maybe she would have been less panicked 461 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,658 about what he's doing and the now-infamous glitter vest. 462 00:23:18,734 --> 00:23:20,279 I don't want to open a can of worms. 463 00:23:20,356 --> 00:23:21,796 How would that open up a can of worms? 464 00:23:21,872 --> 00:23:24,340 If I told her what I said, I'd have to tell her I had lunch with him, 465 00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:28,691 a lunch I had previously not informed her of and that would have made her jealous and defensive. 466 00:23:28,749 --> 00:23:30,279 The less you tell Grandma, the better. 467 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,355 - By George, I think she's got it. - What? 468 00:23:33,397 --> 00:23:37,431 I have been trying to burn that into your brain since you were a baby, but you stubbornly resisted. 469 00:23:37,488 --> 00:23:38,809 Now a breakthrough. I'm so proud. 470 00:23:38,907 --> 00:23:41,779 - So 6:30, you said? - By the gazebo. Dress is cas. 471 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:44,959 I really, really, really hate what's going on with Grandma and Grandpa. 472 00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,862 I know, hon, but it's up to them to fix it. 473 00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:48,787 I guess. 474 00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:51,287 - I'll see you tonight. - Okay. 475 00:23:51,716 --> 00:23:53,197 See you tonight. Bye-bye. 476 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,645 Lorelai? This is a surprise. Did we have an appointment? 477 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:07,650 Oh, no, I just stopped by to pick something up for Mom and apparently she's not home. 478 00:24:07,753 --> 00:24:11,577 She's at a D.A.R. Meeting. She's always there mid-Saturday afternoons. You should know that. 479 00:24:11,629 --> 00:24:13,353 Oh, yeah. I guess I forgot. 480 00:24:13,636 --> 00:24:18,259 Maybe one day the entire D.A.R. will go collectively wiggy and meet on a late Saturday afternoon. 481 00:24:18,309 --> 00:24:20,425 I doubt that. Can I get you something? Water, soda? 482 00:24:20,491 --> 00:24:23,400 No, no, thanks. I'm fine. See you have your nose in your Proust. 483 00:24:23,527 --> 00:24:26,435 - Yes, have you read him? - Oh, I tried once. Struck out. 484 00:24:27,106 --> 00:24:28,766 Whoa. That's a lot of Certs. 485 00:24:28,893 --> 00:24:31,909 You know how that is - you pick one up, you forget you have it. 486 00:24:31,981 --> 00:24:34,157 You pick up another. The cycle continues. 487 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,933 - Kind of like me and men. - What? 488 00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,335 I don't know. Mom wasn't here, so there was a vacuum. 489 00:24:39,205 --> 00:24:40,849 Ah. I'm sorry about the mess. 490 00:24:41,264 --> 00:24:45,042 My man is with his sick mother, and I'm kind of left in the lurch here. 491 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,264 Ah, your Lurch left you in the lurch. 492 00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:50,148 Hey, is that where that's from? You know, Lurch on the "Addams Family"? 493 00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:54,264 - 'Cause he would leave people in the lurch? - I'm not familiar with the etymology of Lurch. 494 00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:58,554 So Lurch is away, you're back from your trip. Anything else new with you? 495 00:24:58,723 --> 00:24:59,718 Not that I can think of. 496 00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:03,756 How have you been spending your time lately? Anything new and fancy? 497 00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:04,673 Not really. 498 00:25:05,312 --> 00:25:06,782 I joined a barbershop quartet. 499 00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,428 - What do you mean, "aha"? - And what does the barbershop quartet entail? 500 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,284 It's a musical group. We dress up in outfits. 501 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,971 - Stop saying that. - What kind of outfits? 502 00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:21,246 - Well, old-timey period things. - Straw hats, vests? 503 00:25:21,326 --> 00:25:24,427 That kind of thing. And don't say "aha" again. It's loud. 504 00:25:24,739 --> 00:25:26,996 Dad, have you talked to Mom lately? 505 00:25:27,161 --> 00:25:28,624 Your mother has nothing to say to me. 506 00:25:28,706 --> 00:25:32,843 That's not true. I'm sure she'd be interested in what you're doing, like the quartet thing. 507 00:25:32,952 --> 00:25:33,524 Why? 508 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,356 Why? You were together 40 years. 509 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,205 She couldn't care less about what I do. 510 00:25:38,282 --> 00:25:42,879 Dad, you're still her husband. And if you're filling your nights with something, 511 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:46,085 I'm sure she'd be curious what you're filling them with, as you would be with her. 512 00:25:47,983 --> 00:25:49,489 Just think about it, okay? 513 00:25:49,657 --> 00:25:52,186 I'll tell Robert to tell your mother you were here when he gets back. 514 00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:53,354 Bye. 515 00:26:00,928 --> 00:26:02,617 When did the bathroom sink stop up? 516 00:26:02,678 --> 00:26:04,660 It just happened. I called the landlord. He's on it. 517 00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:06,492 'Cause we've got rights you know. This isn't Russia. 518 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:07,726 - Can I scoot in here? - Sure. 519 00:26:08,085 --> 00:26:10,911 Don't brush too hard, dude. I'd show you my gums, but you'd puke. 520 00:26:10,968 --> 00:26:14,393 - What about flossing? - You mean the silent killer? It's a rope of destruction. 521 00:26:14,470 --> 00:26:16,988 - Nothing's safe anymore. - Gentle little strokes. 522 00:26:17,881 --> 00:26:20,967 We still lack basic necessities, man. We've gotta get a plunger. 523 00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:21,750 Yeah. 524 00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:22,877 Wanna go today? 525 00:26:23,134 --> 00:26:26,011 To get a plunger? I know a store that sells 'em used. 526 00:26:26,548 --> 00:26:27,255 Zach? 527 00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:29,266 - Yeah? - I've changed my mind. 528 00:26:29,643 --> 00:26:32,421 - I've changed my mind. I'm taking it back. - Taking what back? 529 00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:35,399 I have no feelings for you. I was confused before, that's all, but not anymore. 530 00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:38,242 We're roommates and bandmates, and that's it, and that's all it'll ever be. 531 00:26:48,102 --> 00:26:50,177 - Is that them? - Yeah, that's Stretch and Skinny. 532 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:53,511 - Oh, man, he's wearing nice slacks. - I don't think so. 533 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:56,086 - They're creased. - That equals nice? 534 00:26:56,205 --> 00:26:58,702 I hate that. It's hard enough getting dressed for a date. 535 00:26:58,779 --> 00:27:01,293 When you're gonna double with people, it's like dressing for four. 536 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:03,756 Well, at least be thankful you're not wearing your penguin outfit. 537 00:27:03,817 --> 00:27:06,684 - Then you really would have been out of place. - This is so not a slacks evening. 538 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:09,388 - Please stop saying slacks. That word is creepy. - Sorry. 539 00:27:09,537 --> 00:27:11,549 And don't mention the "S" word to them, okay? 540 00:27:11,646 --> 00:27:13,801 Dean is going to be uncomfortable enough as it is. 541 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:18,025 We don't want him to think that we're judging him, or that you're inordinately interested in his pants. 542 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:19,940 - Hi, hi. - Hi. 543 00:27:21,496 --> 00:27:23,837 - Dean. Hi. Hi. - Oh, hi. 544 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,422 - Wow, this is going to be fun. - Yeah, absolutely. 545 00:27:26,489 --> 00:27:28,460 - How you doing, buddy? - Yeah, good. How you doing? 546 00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:31,787 Too bad you weren't holding a trophy. That would have made a great picture. 547 00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:33,078 So what's on the agenda? 548 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:35,566 We grab some takeout then hit the "Black, White, and Read" movie theater. 549 00:27:35,617 --> 00:27:37,793 - Cool. - I miss that place. It's been forever. 550 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:39,959 They're playing a great movie tonight. "Cool Hand Luke. " 551 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,114 - Not too shabby. - Let's go get the food. 552 00:27:42,324 --> 00:27:45,576 - Well, good timing. No line at Jojo's. - Let's just get the stuff at my place. 553 00:27:45,637 --> 00:27:46,221 Why? 554 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,766 - Same kind of food, but better. - Yours is way better. 555 00:27:48,832 --> 00:27:51,009 - That's why we're going to Jojo's. - What? 556 00:27:51,116 --> 00:27:52,136 - Allow me. - Take it. 557 00:27:52,242 --> 00:27:54,274 We always do Jojo's on B.W.R. Nights. 558 00:27:54,337 --> 00:27:56,799 That's short for "Black, White, and Read" movie theater. That's our little nickname. 559 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:57,766 I'm following it. 560 00:27:57,849 --> 00:27:59,871 Because your stuff is good and has to be eaten pretty quickly. 561 00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:02,804 - If it sits around, it starts to suck. - That's true of all food. 562 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:07,377 Ah, but not Jojo's. Jojo's sucks to begin with, so it's no worse when you eat it later. 563 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:10,214 It's a relativity thing. Einstein and whatnot. 564 00:28:10,275 --> 00:28:14,152 The secret is Jojo's chili. The chili acts as a seal. 565 00:28:14,243 --> 00:28:16,870 Jojo's burgers could travel to China, and they'd still be just as good. 566 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:18,580 - Because they start off bad. - Get it? 567 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:19,931 - Not really. - Good, then let's go. 568 00:28:20,192 --> 00:28:22,399 - Plus, Jojo's is cheaper. - 'Cause it sucks. 569 00:28:22,505 --> 00:28:25,727 - I'm just saying. - Jojo is going to be so excited to be making a sale. 570 00:28:27,633 --> 00:28:29,169 - Hello? - Are they open? 571 00:28:29,235 --> 00:28:31,242 - The sign said they were. - Hello? 572 00:28:31,319 --> 00:28:32,261 I have a gun! 573 00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:33,857 Chill out, Kirk. We're here for the movie. 574 00:28:33,971 --> 00:28:35,896 - You were supposed to pay out front. - You weren't out front. 575 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,729 - Here's $20. - That's too much. 576 00:28:37,928 --> 00:28:40,765 - Keep the change. - You can get in 16 more people for that. 577 00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:41,836 Put it towards the popcorn. 578 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:45,133 - Let's sit. - Yes, yes. Ooh, let's take Big Red. 579 00:28:45,199 --> 00:28:46,572 Yes, Big Red. 580 00:28:46,756 --> 00:28:49,531 - That's the name for the couch. - Yes, thanks. I kind of caught onto that. 581 00:28:49,659 --> 00:28:51,420 - Oh, sorry. - No, no, no you go. 582 00:28:51,507 --> 00:28:54,123 - That's okay. - No, that's fine. It's the same down here. 583 00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:58,553 Cool, we have a short feature to start. "The Katzenjammer kids try to sit on the couch. " 584 00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:01,066 Whoa, I love the emptiness. 585 00:29:01,137 --> 00:29:02,526 Ah, means we can talk during the movie. 586 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:04,327 Would people being here have stopped you? 587 00:29:04,404 --> 00:29:06,104 We would have hesitated ever so slightly. 588 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,743 Food, food! 589 00:29:09,796 --> 00:29:13,886 Hello, everybody, and welcome to the "Black, White, and Read Theater". 590 00:29:14,132 --> 00:29:17,005 - How are we all doing tonight? - Good, Kirk. How are you? 591 00:29:17,071 --> 00:29:18,566 Good, I'm Kirk. 592 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:24,121 I'm very proud to announce that tonight's feature presentation is the classic "Cool Hand Luke. " 593 00:29:25,587 --> 00:29:32,001 But I'm deeply sorry to report that the first reel of the movie inexplicably caught fire earlier this evening. 594 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:32,816 Oh, no! 595 00:29:32,913 --> 00:29:35,146 That's what happens when Richard Pryor is your projectionist. 596 00:29:35,222 --> 00:29:39,247 I can still show you the film, but you'd miss the first 25 minutes. 597 00:29:39,328 --> 00:29:42,908 I'd be happy to recap what you'd miss, or even act it out for you. 598 00:29:42,979 --> 00:29:45,350 - I must say, I do a wicked George Kennedy. - What do you think? 599 00:29:45,718 --> 00:29:48,032 - First 25 minutes are pretty important. - I agree. 600 00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:50,669 But having Kirk reenact things can be pretty disturbing. 601 00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:52,580 He totally ruined "Last Tango in Paris" for me. 602 00:29:52,645 --> 00:29:54,658 What are our options in place of "Cool Hand," Kirk? 603 00:29:54,734 --> 00:29:57,295 I can offer you anything from the theater's library of films. 604 00:29:57,366 --> 00:29:58,021 What have you got? 605 00:29:58,149 --> 00:30:03,050 A series of graphically violent driver's education films or "The Adventures of Pippi Longstocking. " 606 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:06,065 - Pippi! - Yay! Pippi! "Annika, it's Pippi!" 607 00:30:06,147 --> 00:30:08,170 "Pippi Longstocking" it is. Enjoy your film. 608 00:30:08,422 --> 00:30:10,858 How long has it been since we've seen "Pippi Longstocking?" 609 00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:11,845 Too long. 610 00:30:11,938 --> 00:30:14,221 - That's gotta be one of our most watched films ever. - Oh, it's up there. 611 00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:16,157 I've seen it at least three times with you two. 612 00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:17,591 Isn't it some kind of kids movie? 613 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:20,408 Wait a minute. Have you never seen this movie? 614 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,144 Never. 615 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,443 - We got us a "Pippi" virgin. - I didn't think there were any left. 616 00:30:23,493 --> 00:30:26,171 - And it's not a kids movie. - It's a classic of surrealism. 617 00:30:26,239 --> 00:30:28,404 - And bizarre cinematography. - And atonal singing. 618 00:30:28,486 --> 00:30:29,331 And forced acting. 619 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:36,432 "Freckles on her nose, diddle diddle dee, a girl came riding, 620 00:30:36,529 --> 00:30:40,615 into town one day, diddle diddle dee, was quite a sight. 621 00:30:40,703 --> 00:30:44,741 It's Pippi Longstocking he ho ho ah he ha ha, 622 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:49,238 it's Pippi Longstocking there's no one like her. 623 00:30:49,289 --> 00:30:53,073 Happy as can be, diddle diddle dippy, tells you stories 624 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,801 - you just wait and see, tra la la la la " - What happened to her hair? 625 00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:59,395 She's between stylists now. It's very awkward. 626 00:30:59,503 --> 00:31:00,712 Unbelievable. 627 00:31:01,699 --> 00:31:07,695 …A monkey and a horse, a suitcase full of golden coins and you amazed… 628 00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:10,562 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. Of course. 629 00:31:12,318 --> 00:31:14,898 Of course I will. I'll behave just like a fine lady. 630 00:31:18,499 --> 00:31:19,568 Not a bad effect. 631 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:22,538 I don't think George Lucas is shaking in his boots, though. 632 00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:26,055 I've always wanted to lift an immense quadruped over my head. 633 00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:28,431 - What? - I can't hear anything. 634 00:31:28,801 --> 00:31:31,872 - Oh. I'll speak up. - Not you - the movie. 635 00:31:32,077 --> 00:31:33,956 Why do you wear such large shoes? 636 00:31:34,089 --> 00:31:36,941 I love wiggling my toes, and I need plenty of room. 637 00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:39,794 Hey, look at her. 638 00:31:39,851 --> 00:31:43,715 I still don't understand why every merchant in town takes her gold coins as payment 639 00:31:43,853 --> 00:31:45,503 without questioning where she got them.. 640 00:31:45,589 --> 00:31:48,420 Her father's a cannibal king. Everyone knows they're lousy with gold. 641 00:31:48,487 --> 00:31:50,243 This was a book, right? I should get the book. 642 00:31:52,005 --> 00:31:53,837 Hey, you want to pass the popcorn there, buddy? 643 00:31:53,929 --> 00:31:55,046 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 644 00:31:55,988 --> 00:31:59,515 Oh, hey, we're below quarter full with the tub. You guys wanna fetch a refill? 645 00:31:59,635 --> 00:32:00,709 Sure. And drinks. 646 00:32:00,806 --> 00:32:01,645 Thanks, Rory. 647 00:32:07,523 --> 00:32:11,056 - Kirk? Kirk? - Yo. 648 00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:13,273 - Hey, Lulu. - Hi, Rory. Hi, Dean. 649 00:32:13,384 --> 00:32:15,214 Hi. We're needing more popcorn. 650 00:32:16,171 --> 00:32:16,954 Coming up. 651 00:32:17,711 --> 00:32:18,736 Hold that thought 652 00:32:19,085 --> 00:32:19,893 I will. 653 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:22,705 Boy, "Pippi"'s a great make-out movie. 654 00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:26,017 Much better than "Blood on the Highway" or "That's my Daughter's Head. " 655 00:32:27,496 --> 00:32:28,919 - Hey, Cool Hand? - Hmm? 656 00:32:29,135 --> 00:32:31,157 - Try to drop the 'tude. - What 'tude? 657 00:32:31,224 --> 00:32:33,220 You practically barked at Dean to pass the popcorn. 658 00:32:33,323 --> 00:32:36,201 I didn't bark at him. Besides, he was hogging it. 659 00:32:36,278 --> 00:32:38,634 Mm-hmm. Say "popcorn" more nicely, please. 660 00:32:38,997 --> 00:32:40,558 - I'll try. - Good. 661 00:32:40,937 --> 00:32:43,133 Does he have to be all over her like that? 662 00:32:43,282 --> 00:32:46,359 Who? Kirk? It's healthy for him. His complexion has never been better. 663 00:32:46,441 --> 00:32:47,239 Dean. 664 00:32:47,997 --> 00:32:49,488 All they were doing was holding hands. 665 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:51,510 Yeah. It was that innocent. 666 00:32:51,899 --> 00:32:55,340 Unless he has a third hand, he wasn't holding anything he wasn't supposed to be holding. 667 00:32:55,436 --> 00:32:58,949 And the way he grabbed that drink from her and started slurping on it. 668 00:32:59,025 --> 00:33:01,785 She gave it to him to drink. Come on, chill. 669 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:04,689 For me. And for Rory. It's important. 670 00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:06,802 I said I will, and I will. 671 00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:09,460 Thanks, guys. 672 00:33:10,131 --> 00:33:11,729 - Thank you, Dean. - No problem. 673 00:33:24,913 --> 00:33:25,676 Hi, Zach. 674 00:33:26,976 --> 00:33:28,819 - I got something to say. - Okay. 675 00:33:28,968 --> 00:33:31,359 You've known me for two years. You've seen the good and the bad. 676 00:33:31,462 --> 00:33:32,111 Oh, yeah! 677 00:33:33,587 --> 00:33:34,553 I mean, yes. 678 00:33:34,668 --> 00:33:37,540 You probably know me better than most people, including my parents. 679 00:33:37,606 --> 00:33:40,913 Neither of them have seen me cry during "Dances With Wolves," and you have. 680 00:33:41,006 --> 00:33:41,993 What's this about, Zach? 681 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,920 You, of all people, know that it takes me a while to process things, okay? 682 00:33:46,309 --> 00:33:49,595 You saw how long it took me to get that chord change in "Brian's Tune. " 683 00:33:49,678 --> 00:33:51,439 It was a tricky chord change. It wasn't your fault. 684 00:33:51,537 --> 00:33:53,425 Whatever. It's just the way it is. 685 00:33:53,687 --> 00:33:57,266 Now, I may not be fast, but that's what we're dealing with here. 686 00:33:57,456 --> 00:34:02,180 And this issue with me and you is going to take longer than a chord change, okay? 687 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:02,842 Sure. 688 00:34:03,057 --> 00:34:06,948 I hope you weren't expecting an "Officer and a Gentleman" kind of thing when I came in just now. 689 00:34:07,014 --> 00:34:08,828 - I was not expecting that. - Good. 690 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,518 - So we clear? - Yes. 691 00:34:10,927 --> 00:34:11,542 Good. 692 00:34:16,165 --> 00:34:17,640 - You want something to eat? - Yes. 693 00:34:18,069 --> 00:34:19,953 - Name it. - Give me a minute, okay? 694 00:34:20,118 --> 00:34:22,513 Sorry. Sure. Take a minute. 695 00:34:34,362 --> 00:34:37,224 Did she own that house she lived in before she rode the horse into town, 696 00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:39,860 - or did she buy it with her gold coins? - That's a good question. 697 00:34:39,942 --> 00:34:43,266 Oh, yeah, I see a prequel in the works. "The Adventures of Pippi in Escrow. " 698 00:34:43,388 --> 00:34:45,446 - I'd go see it. - So, beverages. Shout 'em out. 699 00:34:45,512 --> 00:34:46,352 - Water. - Beer. 700 00:34:46,511 --> 00:34:47,704 Yeah, beer sounds good. 701 00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:50,915 Oh, you're serious. You want a beer? 702 00:34:50,997 --> 00:34:54,847 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. Bring him a beer. He's not driving... or 21. 703 00:34:55,008 --> 00:34:58,441 - Fine. I won't have a beer. - No, buddy, go ahead. Have a beer if you want one. 704 00:34:58,538 --> 00:35:02,102 - You're tall. You've got slacks. You can have one. - I don't want one anymore. 705 00:35:02,178 --> 00:35:04,862 - Can I substitute something for you? - Water, I guess. 706 00:35:04,949 --> 00:35:07,401 Put some barley and hops in it, buddy. No one's judging here. 707 00:35:07,601 --> 00:35:09,675 - Water. - We have good water here, right Mom? 708 00:35:09,746 --> 00:35:12,654 Oh, yeah - and I'll bring out a couple of extra beers, and those of us who want them 709 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:16,152 can grab them as need be. Just keep an eye on Rory, or she'll grab them all for herself. 710 00:35:16,223 --> 00:35:19,650 - I'll try to refrain. Need help? - No, you stay, entertain. I'll be right back. 711 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:28,799 Hey, remember when you guys were on a softball team together? 712 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:33,775 It was just a pickup game. 713 00:35:37,037 --> 00:35:40,676 But you guys played a neighboring town, right? I forget which one. 714 00:35:40,835 --> 00:35:46,734 Um... but I do remember that you guys did Stars Hollow proud. 715 00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:50,342 In fact, I think it's probably the best team Stars Hollow has ever thrown. 716 00:35:50,963 --> 00:35:55,326 Or however you would word that phrase I attempted in the proper softball vernacular. 717 00:35:55,429 --> 00:35:57,157 Yeah, well, I haven't played in awhile. 718 00:35:57,992 --> 00:35:58,816 Same here. 719 00:36:00,257 --> 00:36:01,828 Dum de dum dum dum. 720 00:36:02,252 --> 00:36:03,132 What's that? A song? 721 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:06,175 No, it's just dum de dum dum. 722 00:36:06,978 --> 00:36:08,530 Okay. Well, here are the beverages. 723 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,978 - Thanks. - Thanks. 724 00:36:11,205 --> 00:36:12,079 I'll be right back. 725 00:36:12,554 --> 00:36:13,619 Where are you going? 726 00:36:14,546 --> 00:36:18,535 - It's time to bring out the Bop It. - Bop It! Yes, yes! Good idea. 727 00:36:18,852 --> 00:36:21,908 Hey, look what I found. Bop It! Who wants to play? 728 00:36:21,986 --> 00:36:24,494 - I want to play! - Let's all play. You guys know how to play? 729 00:36:24,596 --> 00:36:26,547 - I've played it here before. - Yeah, he has. 730 00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:28,197 Yeah, I remember. Hey, Cool Hand. 731 00:36:28,877 --> 00:36:33,228 - What is it? - Oh, well... each guy holds one of the handles. 732 00:36:33,387 --> 00:36:38,220 And you start up, and then you do whatever it says. You twist it or pull it or Bop It until one of you's out. 733 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,934 Watch. I'll be yellow. You be green. 734 00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:47,350 Twist it. Pull it. Bop it. Yellow. Flick it. Ow! 735 00:36:49,152 --> 00:36:49,997 Okay, you try it. 736 00:36:50,218 --> 00:36:50,816 Come on. 737 00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:54,923 It looks like Luke is green, and Dean is yellow. 738 00:36:55,308 --> 00:36:57,688 We've got ourselves a contest here. 739 00:36:57,755 --> 00:36:58,383 Yep. 740 00:36:58,507 --> 00:37:00,887 - You wanna do a practice run? - It's not that complicated. 741 00:37:01,005 --> 00:37:02,259 Okay. Here we go. 742 00:37:04,137 --> 00:37:08,526 Twist it. Spin it. Pull it. 743 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:11,980 Pull it. Flick it. 744 00:37:12,321 --> 00:37:15,966 - Don't hurt the Bop It, guys. It's got feelings too. - Pull it. Bop it. 745 00:37:16,472 --> 00:37:19,071 - Looks like it's a draw. - Good going, guys. Why don't you take a break? 746 00:37:19,464 --> 00:37:24,060 Green. Twist it. Twist it. Twist it. Bop it. Ow! 747 00:37:25,427 --> 00:37:28,843 - Green wins! - Yeah! In your face! In your face! 748 00:37:28,925 --> 00:37:30,994 - Fine. You won. - I hammered you, buddy. 749 00:37:31,065 --> 00:37:33,267 - It's just a stupid game. - Says the loser. 750 00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:36,554 - I gotta go. - Already? 751 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:39,631 Yeah, it's getting late. Thank you, Lorelai. Thanks for everything. 752 00:37:39,714 --> 00:37:41,004 You're welcome, Dean. Anytime. 753 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:42,709 I'll call you later. 754 00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:44,122 Okay. Yeah, call me. 755 00:37:47,623 --> 00:37:48,945 - Thanks a lot. - What did I do? 756 00:37:49,032 --> 00:37:49,579 Rory... 757 00:37:49,804 --> 00:37:52,307 We shouldn't have gone out like this if people didn't want to. 758 00:37:52,401 --> 00:37:54,111 No, Rory, I wanted to. 759 00:37:54,197 --> 00:37:56,383 - You made no effort. - I did. I swear. 760 00:37:56,461 --> 00:37:59,594 - Look, we can talk about this later. - He had some sort of chip on his shoulder. 761 00:37:59,666 --> 00:38:03,251 Oh, come on, Luke. You're the reason we had to pull out the Bop It. 762 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:03,766 What? 763 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:06,451 Bop It's what we bring out for social gatherings that need mouth to mouth. 764 00:38:06,547 --> 00:38:09,480 - I'm going back to school. - Rory, wait. I feel awful here. 765 00:38:09,779 --> 00:38:12,288 No, it's okay. Whatever. Bye, Mom. 766 00:38:12,799 --> 00:38:15,037 - Bye, honey. Drive safely. - Yeah, drive safe. 767 00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:20,074 I feel awful. 768 00:38:20,186 --> 00:38:22,809 Well, it's - you know, it's my fault. I forced this. 769 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:26,924 It's not your fault. I shouldn't have said yes to a double date. 770 00:38:27,488 --> 00:38:30,243 - Well, I wanted to do this. - But I can't be around that guy. 771 00:38:30,314 --> 00:38:32,828 - I knew that, and I said yes anyway. - Why can't you be around him? 772 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:35,194 - Because he's not good for her. - Luke... 773 00:38:35,256 --> 00:38:39,059 - He's not. He's not right for her. - You're mad at Dean from years past. 774 00:38:39,131 --> 00:38:42,243 What's past is past. They're a couple now. Do you even remember why you're mad at him? 775 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:45,905 He's a punk. That's what I remember. Just look at his history. He broke her heart before. 776 00:38:45,982 --> 00:38:48,265 Their problems were mutual. You don't know the whole story. 777 00:38:48,337 --> 00:38:50,743 He got married and bailed out before the honeymoon was even over. 778 00:38:50,886 --> 00:38:55,899 - When you're young, you make mistakes. - He was pining for Rory, and he got married. That's unstable. 779 00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:59,100 - He's 19. Give him a break. - He doesn't know what he wants. 780 00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:01,562 He's proven that. How can Rory trust him now? 781 00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:04,649 Matters of the heart are not science. There are no sure things. 782 00:39:04,726 --> 00:39:07,077 - He's not good enough for her. - Well, who is? Jess? 783 00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:10,954 No, not Jess. A prince, maybe. One that's in line to be king. 784 00:39:11,029 --> 00:39:14,219 Not one of those waiting-for-a-brother-to-die ones, but a real one. 785 00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:19,102 If not a prince, someone who's gonna be good for her. You know, Rory is like Pippi. 786 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:22,781 - Pippi? - She can have adventures and be free, she's smart. 787 00:39:22,826 --> 00:39:24,094 The whole world's waiting for her. 788 00:39:24,176 --> 00:39:26,962 You're comparing Rory to Pippi Longstocking? 789 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:31,090 Pippi is strong and independent. She can lift a horse above her head. Uh-huh. 790 00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:36,061 And beat up bullies and build a hot-air balloon. She's unique, like Rory. 791 00:39:36,138 --> 00:39:40,162 But I guarantee you, if Pippi had met Dean, there would be no horse, no balloons. 792 00:39:40,224 --> 00:39:44,315 He'd drag her down to his level, spend all her gold coins, and poof, like that, all her dreams would be gone. 793 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:48,083 It's Rory's choice who she chooses to be with. Not yours, not mine. 794 00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:52,287 Does it feel right to you? Are you okay with this Rory-and-Dean thing? 795 00:39:54,738 --> 00:39:57,381 I just need this to work. 796 00:39:59,674 --> 00:40:00,489 Look at me. 797 00:40:00,893 --> 00:40:04,958 Not stopping till he's upset every person that means anything in the world to him in one night. 798 00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:14,385 - You want a beer? - Yes. 799 00:40:26,352 --> 00:40:27,974 Maybe if I brought out the Twister. 800 00:40:29,873 --> 00:40:30,671 Maybe. 801 00:40:34,004 --> 00:40:34,906 Who is it? 802 00:40:36,221 --> 00:40:37,798 I hope this isn't a bad time. 803 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,415 No, I was just catching up on some correspondence. 804 00:40:41,111 --> 00:40:46,097 I just wanted to let you know that our property tax bill is wrong this year. I'm contesting it. 805 00:40:46,282 --> 00:40:48,705 In case they call here, I wanted to let you know. 806 00:40:48,939 --> 00:40:50,998 - Fine. Thank you. - You're welcome. 807 00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:54,966 Oh, and I've joined a barbershop quartet. 808 00:40:55,582 --> 00:40:58,689 Yeah, we do it up right. Dress in period costumes. 809 00:40:58,787 --> 00:41:04,188 These silly vests and things. We've performed a couple of times at charity events. 810 00:41:04,618 --> 00:41:07,285 - All right. - It's part of a barbershop chorus. 811 00:41:07,362 --> 00:41:09,790 - That's a group of about 30. - Very good. 812 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:11,759 I guess I'll be going. 813 00:41:15,970 --> 00:41:17,367 I bought a panic room. 814 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,339 Very good. 815 00:41:28,709 --> 00:41:30,080 - Hey. - Hi. 816 00:41:31,248 --> 00:41:34,478 - Well, I guess that was a bust, huh? - Sorry. 817 00:41:35,267 --> 00:41:37,570 - Maybe it was too soon. - Well, your mom was real nice. 818 00:41:37,632 --> 00:41:40,146 - She was great. Thank her for me, okay? - I will. 819 00:41:41,021 --> 00:41:43,250 It was fun for a while there, though, wasn't it? 820 00:41:43,463 --> 00:41:46,596 Yeah. The movie was. It was real fun. 821 00:41:46,669 --> 00:41:47,657 Like the old days. 822 00:41:48,287 --> 00:41:49,484 Like the old days. 823 00:41:51,913 --> 00:41:55,143 I'd invite you over, but Kyle's entertaining some buddies. 824 00:41:55,219 --> 00:41:56,192 I should go anyway. 825 00:41:57,545 --> 00:41:59,628 - Want a ride? - I'm almost there. 826 00:41:59,792 --> 00:42:00,919 Okay. Kiss. 827 00:42:02,428 --> 00:42:03,822 - Bye. - Bye. 828 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,315 Synchro: Amariss - www. forom. com -