1 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:22,971 You should get married in Italy. 2 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:24,825 All the way from home, the same topic. 3 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:26,742 There's tons of stuff going on in the world. 4 00:00:26,775 --> 00:00:27,969 - Like? - Balkans. 5 00:00:28,109 --> 00:00:29,825 That was ages ago. Read a paper. 6 00:00:29,984 --> 00:00:31,461 They make my hands black. 7 00:00:31,608 --> 00:00:34,279 You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra... 8 00:00:34,483 --> 00:00:36,916 with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good. 9 00:00:37,108 --> 00:00:38,107 Pot roast. 10 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:40,002 You should wear a long veil with your hair up. 11 00:00:40,025 --> 00:00:42,378 I'll take any other subject in the world for $200, Alex. 12 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:44,078 Why don't you wanna think about this? 13 00:00:44,233 --> 00:00:46,666 I haven't made my mind up about the "yes" or "no" part... 14 00:00:46,859 --> 00:00:49,735 so I don't want to start fantasizing about dresses and flowers... 15 00:00:49,941 --> 00:00:52,738 or doves and tulle until I do. So please change the subject. 16 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,715 The bridesmaids should pick their own dresses. 17 00:00:55,899 --> 00:00:57,338 You know how in All in the Family... 18 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,959 Edith would be yapping about something... 19 00:00:58,983 --> 00:01:01,813 and Archie would pretend to hang or shoot himself? 20 00:01:02,025 --> 00:01:03,983 Something about this moment made me think of that. 21 00:01:04,025 --> 00:01:07,299 - Fine, I'm done. I'm taking these to Lane. - Okay. Meet me at Luke's. 22 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,999 - Get me a paper, please. - But my hands. 23 00:02:10,982 --> 00:02:13,540 - No. No more talking. - But, Mama, please. 24 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,085 Not for you to think about. All under control. 25 00:02:16,274 --> 00:02:17,308 Give me a hint. 26 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:20,191 Children will know what their parents think they can handle. 27 00:02:20,399 --> 00:02:23,070 - I'm sorry, was that the hint? - Back to work. 28 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:31,736 I came to bring you some of my mom's flowers. 29 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:32,933 Thanks. 30 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,259 - Are you okay? - No. I'm not okay. 31 00:02:35,441 --> 00:02:38,032 What's wrong? Did she find your CD burner? 32 00:02:38,232 --> 00:02:41,983 My parents are sending me to Korea for the summer to visit my cousins. 33 00:02:42,648 --> 00:02:45,763 - So? - They won't tell me when I'm coming back. 34 00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:47,732 What do you mean they won't tell you? 35 00:02:47,899 --> 00:02:50,207 I mean, they bought me a one-way ticket. 36 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,555 - One-way. The plane goes there and stops. - Are you sure? 37 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,648 I called the airline to confirm it... 38 00:02:55,815 --> 00:02:58,053 and my parents were in their room whispering all morning. 39 00:02:58,232 --> 00:03:01,028 When my mother came out, she looked very happy. She was humming. 40 00:03:01,356 --> 00:03:04,630 I swear, they're planning on sending me to Korea for the rest of my life. 41 00:03:04,857 --> 00:03:06,368 It's like that Sally Field movie... 42 00:03:06,523 --> 00:03:08,601 where the husband wouldn't let them return from Iran. 43 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,531 Except, I won't have to keep my head covered. 44 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,564 Calm down. 45 00:03:11,982 --> 00:03:14,050 Are you listening? I am being shipped off to Korea. 46 00:03:14,231 --> 00:03:16,345 I think you're freaking out a little prematurely. 47 00:03:16,607 --> 00:03:19,039 - Really? - Yes, let's think about this. 48 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:22,858 Maybe there's some deal with the airline and that's why the ticket's one-way... 49 00:03:23,106 --> 00:03:26,095 or maybe they haven't worked out the plans with your cousins yet... 50 00:03:26,315 --> 00:03:29,986 or there's a weather consideration or a holiday you don't know about... 51 00:03:31,148 --> 00:03:32,660 I'm really going to miss you. 52 00:03:33,356 --> 00:03:36,471 Lane, come here, please. 53 00:03:36,939 --> 00:03:38,372 I have to go. 54 00:03:39,731 --> 00:03:41,448 You've been a good friend. 55 00:03:47,647 --> 00:03:48,841 Hi, Bootsy. 56 00:03:49,106 --> 00:03:52,414 So, apparently, they shoot a gland from a pig's head... 57 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:56,080 in Ivana Trump's rear end twice a month to keep her looking young. 58 00:03:56,315 --> 00:03:57,906 Hope she's not kosher. 59 00:03:58,064 --> 00:04:00,338 I don't know. It doesn't say here. 60 00:04:12,981 --> 00:04:14,890 - Hey. - What? Nothing. 61 00:04:16,272 --> 00:04:18,023 - You a Leo? - No. 62 00:04:18,231 --> 00:04:20,947 Thank God. Those guys are screwed this week. 63 00:04:46,856 --> 00:04:47,889 What're you reading? 64 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,409 God. Do not sneak up on a person like that. 65 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:52,207 "InStyle Weddings." Very interesting. 66 00:04:52,355 --> 00:04:53,628 No, not very interesting. 67 00:04:53,773 --> 00:04:56,761 - Get any ideas? - Yes, we should have cake more often. 68 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:58,458 Hey, Bootsy, I'll take this. 69 00:04:58,606 --> 00:05:00,799 - No, I just... - That's $6. 70 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:04,049 - Lorelai, so? - Hi, Patty. 71 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,909 - InStyle Weddings. You said yes. - No, not yet. 72 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:08,616 - She said "yet." - I know. 73 00:05:08,772 --> 00:05:09,771 I'm right here. 74 00:05:09,897 --> 00:05:12,647 - He's a good man? - Yeah, he's a great man. 75 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:16,163 I just love this. Have you told Luke? 76 00:05:16,397 --> 00:05:18,510 No, it just happened last night. 77 00:05:19,189 --> 00:05:21,496 Patty, stop it. I'll tell him. 78 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,677 It's not that big a deal if he just finds out. 79 00:05:23,855 --> 00:05:25,083 Whatever you say. 80 00:05:25,230 --> 00:05:28,821 It just so happens we are on our way over there to have breakfast... 81 00:05:29,064 --> 00:05:30,655 - and I'll tell Luke then. - Be gentle. 82 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:31,847 Patty, Luke and I are... 83 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:35,049 Just friends. Yes, I know. 84 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:37,738 - It's true. - Okay, let's go. 85 00:05:40,189 --> 00:05:41,746 - It is. - I know. 86 00:05:43,022 --> 00:05:45,579 What is with this place? Why will nobody believe me? 87 00:05:45,772 --> 00:05:47,249 - They believe you. - No, they don't. 88 00:05:47,396 --> 00:05:49,146 I promise they believe you. 89 00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:51,822 - You are pacifying me. - Just a little. 90 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:54,579 - I don't like it. - I'll see if I can stop. 91 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,775 I can't wait for the movie theater to reopen. 92 00:06:20,854 --> 00:06:22,446 Let's see, what looks good? 93 00:06:22,605 --> 00:06:26,276 I'm so unbelievably hungry, I'll have to order breakfast and lunch. Crazy. 94 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:28,556 - Mom, go tell him. - I will. 95 00:06:28,729 --> 00:06:30,002 - Now. - Why? 96 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:33,817 Because in five minutes, someone's about to be pushed through that window. 97 00:06:34,063 --> 00:06:35,620 This is crazy. 98 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,045 Why is everybody making such a big deal about this? 99 00:06:38,229 --> 00:06:40,536 Because everyone knows that Luke has a thing for you. 100 00:06:40,729 --> 00:06:42,798 - Luke does not have a thing for me. - Tell him. 101 00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:46,094 We can barely have a conversation without biting each other's heads off. 102 00:06:46,313 --> 00:06:48,231 - Tell him. - Everything about me repulses him... 103 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:49,866 my coffee-drinking, my eating habits. 104 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:52,976 Remember when I called him Ranger Bob last week? He hated that. 105 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:54,788 Will you get me a muffin when you're up there? 106 00:06:54,812 --> 00:06:56,244 Okay. God. Fine. 107 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:04,930 Hey. 108 00:07:05,063 --> 00:07:06,779 Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute... 109 00:07:06,938 --> 00:07:09,216 unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts. 110 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:10,953 No, thanks, I can wait. 111 00:07:11,562 --> 00:07:14,711 - What the hell's going on with them? - I don't know. 112 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:17,419 Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated... 113 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,320 and put in a rec room with Ping-Pong tables and hand puppets. 114 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:24,251 What? 115 00:07:24,646 --> 00:07:26,123 Nothing. I... 116 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,316 I have something to tell you. 117 00:07:29,479 --> 00:07:31,309 I have something to share with you, actually. 118 00:07:31,479 --> 00:07:32,707 - Share with me? - Yes. 119 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,650 When exciting things happen in your life... 120 00:07:34,811 --> 00:07:36,121 you wanna share them with people... 121 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,704 who you think will find them exciting... 122 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:39,247 - which I think you will. - What is it? 123 00:07:39,395 --> 00:07:40,986 It's very... 124 00:07:41,145 --> 00:07:43,822 Exciting, I've heard. I'm prepared to jump up and down if necessary. 125 00:07:43,937 --> 00:07:45,415 Okay, then, here it is. 126 00:07:48,187 --> 00:07:50,381 Max has asked me to marry him. 127 00:07:52,395 --> 00:07:53,952 Yeah, I figured. 128 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:56,411 - You did? - It was obvious. 129 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:59,119 You two were getting kind of close, he was around a lot. 130 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:04,097 Then last night with that life-changing-thing comment... 131 00:08:04,394 --> 00:08:06,588 I put two and two together and figured it out. 132 00:08:06,978 --> 00:08:07,977 Oh. 133 00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:09,978 - Congratulations, by the way. - Thank you. 134 00:08:10,145 --> 00:08:13,418 - You set a date? - No, I haven't answered him yet. 135 00:08:13,645 --> 00:08:15,793 - You're going to say yes. - How do you know? 136 00:08:15,978 --> 00:08:18,535 You're making a big deal about telling me he proposed. 137 00:08:18,728 --> 00:08:20,478 I don't think I'm making a big deal. 138 00:08:20,645 --> 00:08:22,723 You wouldn't do that if you weren't going to say yes. 139 00:08:22,895 --> 00:08:25,329 I'm sharing something with you. Sharing is not making a big deal. 140 00:08:25,353 --> 00:08:27,467 Sharing is a nice gesture... 141 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:29,634 like when you're a kid and you have a Popsicle... 142 00:08:29,811 --> 00:08:31,929 and you break it in two and offer half to another kid. 143 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:34,011 That's sharing. That is what I'm doing. 144 00:08:34,228 --> 00:08:36,695 - You offered me half a Popsicle? - Yes. 145 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:40,406 - Okay, so, now you know. - Now I know. 146 00:08:44,228 --> 00:08:46,661 I'll have two blueberry muffins and some coffee. 147 00:08:46,852 --> 00:08:48,683 - Coming right up. - Okay. 148 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:52,653 I think it's good you're doing this. 149 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:54,799 You do? Good. Me, too. 150 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:57,807 Not that I'm definitely doing it, but if I do, then it'll be good. 151 00:08:58,019 --> 00:08:59,167 Where are you going to live? 152 00:08:59,311 --> 00:09:00,788 - What? - Here? Hartford? 153 00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:03,323 Here. I don't know. We haven't talked about it. 154 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,747 Hartford's probably good, closer to Rory's school. 155 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:06,699 Yeah, I guess. 156 00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:08,891 Of course, it is a little far from the Inn. 157 00:09:09,644 --> 00:09:10,792 Yeah. 158 00:09:10,936 --> 00:09:14,085 But who knows how long you'll work after you're married. 159 00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:15,380 Excuse me? 160 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,204 But you probably already talked about that, right? 161 00:09:17,228 --> 00:09:19,865 No, but I think he and my father have come to an agreement... 162 00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:21,458 on how many goats I'm worth. 163 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:24,160 I'm just talking here. It's great, really. 164 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,274 - You're gonna have more kids? - Personal. 165 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:29,344 I mean, he wants kids, right? 166 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:32,827 - In the world? Yes. He wants kids. - You haven't talked about that either. 167 00:09:33,061 --> 00:09:35,418 What we have and haven't discussed is none of your business. 168 00:09:35,602 --> 00:09:37,876 Joint checking accounts? You know his last name? 169 00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:39,254 I want my Popsicle back. 170 00:09:39,393 --> 00:09:42,143 - Fine, it's your business. - Yes, it's my business. 171 00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:45,660 Some people go their entire lives without having these conversations. 172 00:09:45,894 --> 00:09:49,520 My parents didn't discuss a thing my entire childhood, worked fine for them. 173 00:09:49,769 --> 00:09:53,997 But when my mom died, she hadn't told Dad where the coupon drawer was. 174 00:09:54,268 --> 00:09:56,382 Took him 10 years to find it. 175 00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:59,155 - Used a coffee can the whole time. - Okay. 176 00:09:59,352 --> 00:10:00,551 I don't care what anyone says. 177 00:10:00,644 --> 00:10:02,599 A coupon can is not as good as a coupon drawer. 178 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,927 How are those muffins coming? 179 00:10:04,018 --> 00:10:07,007 But you know what? You might like a coupon can. You never know. 180 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:09,864 Here you go, two blueberry muffins. 181 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,504 Thank you. 182 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,553 And congratulations again. 183 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:22,810 - Now what's going on? - Kirk passed out. 184 00:10:23,352 --> 00:10:25,625 - Here's your muffin. - Thanks. 185 00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:27,541 How'd he take it? 186 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:30,368 Fine. He took it fine. 187 00:10:41,227 --> 00:10:42,206 Is everything okay? 188 00:10:42,218 --> 00:10:44,296 Yes, I'm just tied to the emergency brake. 189 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:45,791 How did you do that? 190 00:10:45,935 --> 00:10:48,287 You know, with a flourish and a big ending. 191 00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:50,113 Okay, I got it. Let's go. 192 00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:53,553 - My coat. - It's pretty warm out for a coat. 193 00:10:53,768 --> 00:10:56,883 It tends to cool off the minute I get in that house. 194 00:10:57,102 --> 00:10:58,374 - Are you good? - I'm good. 195 00:10:58,518 --> 00:11:00,666 - My keys. - Mom. 196 00:11:00,851 --> 00:11:03,203 They're in the ignition. Okay, I got them. Let's go. 197 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:05,030 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing. 198 00:11:05,184 --> 00:11:06,218 You got lost coming here. 199 00:11:06,351 --> 00:11:07,710 - I took a wrong turn. - Six times. 200 00:11:07,851 --> 00:11:10,806 My self-preservational instincts at work, ladies and gentlemen. 201 00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:12,374 And the coat and the keys? 202 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:14,029 - I got stuff on my mind. - Max stuff? 203 00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:15,776 - No. Stuff stuff. - You're lying. 204 00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:17,685 I'm being mysterious. That's what women do. 205 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,409 - Mom... - Look. Doorbell. Pretty sound. 206 00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:21,427 You always make me tell you what I'm thinking. 207 00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:24,750 And the lesson we've learned is you should never become a spy. 208 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,647 You're here. Richard, they're here. 209 00:11:26,809 --> 00:11:28,560 - Wonderful. - Come in. 210 00:11:28,726 --> 00:11:30,556 - No. - Why? 211 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:32,476 Because you're scaring Rory. 212 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:37,564 Stop that. Get in here. Scaring Rory. You're so silly sometimes. 213 00:11:38,725 --> 00:11:41,953 Let's get you a drink. Put your coat down. And are you hungry? 214 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,378 I had Antonia make some Roquefort puffs. 215 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,195 Antonia, bring the puffs. 216 00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:48,499 Come, sit down. Richard. 217 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,726 - Say nothing until I get there. - Hurry up. 218 00:11:51,934 --> 00:11:53,003 Mom, what's going on? 219 00:11:53,142 --> 00:11:54,858 The nails. 220 00:11:55,351 --> 00:11:57,737 So, tell me what's new with you girls. 221 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,445 Nothing. 222 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,988 Grandma, what about you? Did something special happen? 223 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,347 Well, as a matter of fact... 224 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,408 For goodness' sake. Richard, damn it! 225 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,510 Mom, why don't you just tell us what's happening now? 226 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:14,635 All right. I can't wait for your grandfather any longer. 227 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,236 You know I'm very good friends with Bitty Charleston... 228 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,627 the headmaster's wife. 229 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,278 We have this little arrangement... 230 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,820 where she keeps me apprised of the goings-on at Chilton. 231 00:12:23,017 --> 00:12:25,847 She tells me all the gossip on the students and their parents... 232 00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:28,650 and any piece of information I might find useful. 233 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:32,998 Well, this afternoon, she called to tell me the class list just came out... 234 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:36,143 and Rory has finished in the top three percent. 235 00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:38,169 I know. 236 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,487 You do? Who do you know at Chilton? 237 00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:43,914 Rory. 238 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,266 Oh. 239 00:12:45,392 --> 00:12:48,063 It wasn't definite, but I had a pretty good idea. 240 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,176 Rory, wonderful news... 241 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,658 you finished in the top three percent of your class. 242 00:12:52,849 --> 00:12:55,521 Yeah, Dad, J. Edgar Hoover over here was just telling us. 243 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:56,758 What? 244 00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:59,210 I told you not to say anything before I got here. 245 00:12:59,392 --> 00:13:01,301 - You took too long. - No, we already knew. 246 00:13:01,475 --> 00:13:03,588 - It's a simple request. - Just hang up the phone. 247 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:05,801 It's good news either way. Let's all agree on that. 248 00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:08,044 I am immensely proud of you, Rory. 249 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:09,543 Yes, we knew you could do it. 250 00:13:09,683 --> 00:13:11,002 We certainly did. 251 00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:13,937 We have to celebrate. Next week, we will have a special dinner. 252 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,891 Grandma, all of your dinners are special. 253 00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,535 This one will be extra-special. 254 00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:20,957 We'll make all your favorite foods, and you can invite some of your friends. 255 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,900 RICHARD: There's an excellent chance that presents might be involved. 256 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:25,407 You guys do not have to do this. 257 00:13:25,558 --> 00:13:27,752 - For the top three percent... - We most certainly do. 258 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,444 You start late, have to catch up, and by the end of the year... 259 00:13:30,641 --> 00:13:32,710 you've overtaken everyone. A true Gilmore. 260 00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:34,254 EMILY: Through and through. 261 00:13:34,391 --> 00:13:35,505 Dinner is ready. 262 00:13:35,641 --> 00:13:37,039 Thank you, Antonia. Shall we? 263 00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:40,251 After the top three percent in her class. 264 00:13:40,432 --> 00:13:42,387 Well, thank you very much. 265 00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:46,104 Just go ahead and start without me. I've got to check in at the Inn. 266 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:48,907 Michel's there by himself. People could die. 267 00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,577 Well, hurry up. 268 00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:58,691 - Hello? - Where are we going to live? 269 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:00,725 - Lorelai? - Where are we going to live? 270 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,198 - Well, I... - Your house? My house? 271 00:14:03,391 --> 00:14:05,460 - I don't know. - We have to figure this stuff out. 272 00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:09,187 I have a life and a kid, and both of them require a house of some sort. 273 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,501 - Okay, but... - I have stuff. I have a lot of stuff. 274 00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:15,361 You haven't seen my closet yet, but you would not believe... 275 00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,433 the amount of stuff one person can accumulate. 276 00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:20,588 I don't even know what this stuff is, but it's there and it's mine... 277 00:14:20,807 --> 00:14:22,842 - and it needs a place to live. - Well... 278 00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:24,448 - And I want to work. - What? 279 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:25,792 And I like my bank. 280 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,171 - Okay, hold on... - It's small. 281 00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:29,421 The teller's name is Margie and she can't count. 282 00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:33,225 There's something poetic about banking in a place where the teller can't count. 283 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,507 - Lorelai. - What? 284 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,993 Calm down. Talk to me. 285 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:39,496 It's just... 286 00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:46,850 If I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer is. 287 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:50,315 I would like that, too. I think. 288 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,664 Well, we need to figure these things out before... 289 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:55,701 Before what? 290 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,674 - Are you saying yes? - What? 291 00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:00,242 Are you saying yes? 292 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,584 Why are you asking me that? 293 00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:03,871 Because you call me, out of the blue. 294 00:15:04,056 --> 00:15:06,614 You're panicked about where we're going to live and bank... 295 00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,005 and coupon drawers and Margie. 296 00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:10,485 These are important things to discuss. 297 00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:11,910 I agree. 298 00:15:12,056 --> 00:15:16,489 They're extremely important things to discuss, especially if you're saying yes. 299 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:18,222 Are you? 300 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:22,773 I am so thrilled about this. Will you get a certificate? 301 00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:23,972 I'm not sure. 302 00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:26,406 They should give you a certificate or a plaque. 303 00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:28,189 I'll talk to Bitty about that tomorrow. 304 00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:30,178 I can't wait to tell Telman McCabe about this. 305 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:31,382 Oh, Richard. 306 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,072 He's always bragging about that simpleton grandson of his. 307 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:35,697 William is a lovely boy. 308 00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:38,076 - His head is shaped like a football. - It is not. 309 00:15:38,265 --> 00:15:40,822 If he fell asleep in the park, someone would try to punt him. 310 00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,401 - Telman is a very dear friend of yours. - Yes, he is. 311 00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:46,871 And one should always share wonderful news with one's good friends. 312 00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,097 You just want to brag. 313 00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:49,451 I think I have a right. 314 00:15:49,597 --> 00:15:51,316 You'd think you were the one who finished... 315 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,109 in the top three percent of your class. 316 00:15:53,265 --> 00:15:55,981 It was my genes. I get to claim a little responsibility. 317 00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:58,048 Goodness. 318 00:15:58,181 --> 00:15:59,897 I just spilled on my shirt. 319 00:16:00,723 --> 00:16:03,360 What are you doing? What are they doing, Emily? 320 00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:05,784 I have no idea. Stop that, you two. 321 00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:08,313 - Sorry. - Yeah, sorry. 322 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:10,620 What is going on? 323 00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:13,719 I'm just really jazzed about this whole three-percent thing. 324 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,966 Yeah, really, really jazzed. 325 00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:19,590 Don't even try to understand, Richard. 326 00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,992 Antonia, please bring some club soda for Mr. Gilmore's shirt. 327 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,030 We're running out of clarified butter. Chop that finer. 328 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,492 No parboiling. 329 00:16:32,472 --> 00:16:36,018 That looks good. Add a little pinch of oregano. I think we've got it. 330 00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:37,935 Okay, got your lobsters. 331 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,893 Are they good? They look good. Yes, they do. 332 00:16:41,097 --> 00:16:43,735 It's got my hand. 333 00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:48,204 Thanks. Okay, I'll be fine. I'm a good clotter. Don't worry. 334 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,885 You are fresh, aren't you? Okay, in the back. 335 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,049 - Michel, I'm gonna need you to move. - In a minute. 336 00:16:57,264 --> 00:16:59,571 - What are you doing? - I am weighing my turkey. 337 00:16:59,763 --> 00:17:00,762 Why? 338 00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,843 A group of scientists did a study on rats... 339 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:05,128 where they cut their daily calories by 30%. 340 00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:06,304 And you felt left out? 341 00:17:06,431 --> 00:17:08,102 No, the rats lived 30% longer. 342 00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:11,299 The scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories... 343 00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,512 just like the rats. 344 00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:14,355 It was a very nice display of solidarity. 345 00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:17,866 I have decided to do the same. I figure if I stay alive long enough... 346 00:17:18,097 --> 00:17:21,132 these scientists will be able to cure anything, including death... 347 00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:24,097 therefore ensuring my indefinite existence. 348 00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:26,136 You're going to live forever? Like on Fame? 349 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:27,703 Don't speak to me. 350 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,120 Give me back my scale. 351 00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:32,218 I have an announcement to make, and it's big... 352 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,738 and it's fabulous and you are not going to believe it. 353 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,999 - Goodbye. - Wait. I got news. 354 00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:40,407 Well, I'm sure it's very exciting. Excuse me. 355 00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:41,961 What's with the turkey? 356 00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,575 He thinks he's going to live forever. 357 00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:45,160 - Like on Fame? - That's what I said. 358 00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:48,495 A hundred years from now, I'll sit around telling my fellow men of science... 359 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:53,075 about the two of you, and we will giggle like little girls at your ignorance. 360 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:55,176 Now I have work to do. 361 00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:57,645 He did say "giggle like little girls," right? 362 00:17:57,722 --> 00:18:00,518 Forget him. Tell me about your fabulous news. 363 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,426 - I'm engaged. - What? 364 00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:06,168 I'm getting married. 365 00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:07,339 - No. - Yes. 366 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:10,047 - No. - What? 367 00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:11,213 Sookie. 368 00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:14,698 Oh, my God. This is amazing. I'm shaking. 369 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,929 Max is a wonderful man. It is Max, right? 370 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,729 - Yes, it is Max. - Good. 371 00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:23,127 - I knew it. I knew you'd get engaged. - Really? God, I didn't. 372 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:24,903 - You're going to be a Sadie. - A what? 373 00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:26,053 A Sadie. 374 00:18:26,179 --> 00:18:29,645 [Singing] Sadie, Sadie, married lady Meet a mortgagee 375 00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:31,523 - Funny Girl! - Streisand! 376 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:33,509 - Stop it. - Who's catering? 377 00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:35,839 - Bobby Flay? - Not funny. 378 00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:38,494 - I'm making the cake also. - Absolutely. 379 00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:41,634 I'll start a menu. Something light and romantic to start with... 380 00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:44,074 something that will go wonderful with champagne. 381 00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:47,251 Truffles go wonderful with champagne. And scrambled eggs. 382 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,504 Sookie? Honey? 383 00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:51,911 I know scrambled eggs don't sound very festive, but when you put them... 384 00:18:52,138 --> 00:18:56,048 in a little quail's eggshell with caviar on top, they're quite a crowd-pleaser. 385 00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:58,342 What's with the waterworks, lady? 386 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,831 It's just... 387 00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:01,379 I don't know. 388 00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:04,900 You raised that little girl all alone, and she is so great... 389 00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:07,092 and you work your butt off here... 390 00:19:07,262 --> 00:19:09,854 and you go to school and you put up with me. 391 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,956 - You just really deserve this. - Thank you. 392 00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:19,358 Prepare yourself for the most gorgeous Brussels sprouts ever. 393 00:19:19,596 --> 00:19:23,267 Sookie, are you okay? Are you hurt? Have you been making cutlets again? 394 00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:25,963 Lorelai's getting married. 395 00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:29,092 I love saying that. Married. 396 00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:31,982 That's great. Congratulations. 397 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:33,902 Thanks, Jackson. 398 00:19:34,095 --> 00:19:36,084 Do you want to look at the Brussels sprouts? 399 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,773 Yes, I do. 400 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,891 What about some nice Brussels sprouts with garlic olive oil for the wedding? 401 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:46,569 That sounds like a "till death do us part" kind of side dish, doesn't it? 402 00:19:46,803 --> 00:19:48,201 I wouldn't know. 403 00:19:48,345 --> 00:19:50,572 What do you think is the most romantic vegetable? 404 00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:53,955 - You know, I'm the wrong guy to ask. - You're the vegetable guy. 405 00:19:54,179 --> 00:19:56,770 The normal vegetable guy, not the romantic vegetable guy. 406 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,959 I would have no idea what an appropriate vegetable would be... 407 00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:02,611 to serve at a wedding. I've never even been to a wedding. 408 00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,872 One. My cousin Bonbon. 409 00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:06,122 Yes, that's his real name. 410 00:20:06,261 --> 00:20:08,899 And I didn't stay long and I didn't notice the vegetables... 411 00:20:09,095 --> 00:20:11,652 so I would not be the guy to ask about wedding vegetables. 412 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:14,073 I'm not the wedding vegetable guy. 413 00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:18,626 Jackson's got "Panicked, my girlfriend wants to get married" face on. 414 00:20:18,845 --> 00:20:21,721 Yes, next time he's here, tell him that you're pregnant. 415 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,564 - With twins. - Why not? 416 00:20:26,428 --> 00:20:27,497 So, what's the latest? 417 00:20:27,636 --> 00:20:29,830 I just got off the phone with the American Consulate. 418 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,045 And? 419 00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:33,770 - Can you say "Hyung Yung"? - No, and what is that? 420 00:20:33,969 --> 00:20:35,242 My Korean name. 421 00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:36,977 There must be something you can do. 422 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,603 I'm a minor. I've been put in the custody of family by my parents. 423 00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:42,641 That's it. It's over. 424 00:20:42,802 --> 00:20:45,394 You have to at least try to talk to your family. 425 00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:46,788 I don't know. 426 00:20:47,094 --> 00:20:50,685 - Dinner. - I have to go. Last meal. 427 00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:52,439 Call me later. 428 00:21:00,178 --> 00:21:01,372 Coming, Mama. 429 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,526 Do you want Tater Tots also? 430 00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:06,064 - That's a rhetorical question, right? - Right. 431 00:21:06,261 --> 00:21:09,011 So, what kind of dress are you thinking of? 432 00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:13,443 The one Stephanie Seymour wore in the Guns N' Roses video. 433 00:21:13,635 --> 00:21:15,272 Did you pick your colors yet? 434 00:21:15,427 --> 00:21:16,939 - Yes. - Really? What? 435 00:21:17,094 --> 00:21:19,605 - Spumoni. - I am planning this wedding without you. 436 00:21:19,802 --> 00:21:22,632 You will have no say, and I may not even let you come. 437 00:21:22,886 --> 00:21:24,636 [Telephone ringing] 438 00:21:25,469 --> 00:21:27,822 - Hello? - Rory? Good, it's Max. 439 00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:29,158 Hey, Max. 440 00:21:29,302 --> 00:21:32,132 Look, I've been out ring shopping all day. 441 00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:34,420 Ring shopping? Very interesting. 442 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,947 Now, I've narrowed it down to three different rings... 443 00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:39,363 but I want to get her something she'll really like... 444 00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:42,587 not something she tells me she likes, but she really hates. 445 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,611 You know her taste in jewelry better than I do. 446 00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:46,306 I thought maybe you could give me advice. 447 00:21:46,469 --> 00:21:49,424 Anything with the word "foxy" on it is a big crowd-pleaser. 448 00:21:49,719 --> 00:21:51,549 Maybe for our first anniversary. 449 00:21:51,719 --> 00:21:53,866 - Okay, I'm listening. - Okay. 450 00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:58,340 The first ring has a gold band... 451 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:02,568 and sort of a square diamond. It's simple, but very classic. 452 00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:06,836 Gold band, square diamond, simple, classic. I'm not sure that's really her. 453 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,889 [Clearing throat] Okay. The next one... 454 00:22:09,635 --> 00:22:12,590 is sort of an engagement band... 455 00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:15,677 with small diamonds all around it, white gold... 456 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:19,276 and there's a wedding band that sort of fits into it, like a set. 457 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,703 White gold engagement band, small diamonds around it... 458 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,200 with wedding band that fits into it. 459 00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:27,067 That's a possibility. 460 00:22:27,385 --> 00:22:28,418 What's the third one? 461 00:22:28,551 --> 00:22:29,904 The third one... 462 00:22:31,676 --> 00:22:32,745 is from the '20s. 463 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,396 From the '20s? 464 00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:37,684 - Large diamond in the middle... - Large diamond in the middle... 465 00:22:37,885 --> 00:22:41,237 - diamond clusters on the sides... - diamond clusters on the sides... 466 00:22:41,634 --> 00:22:42,953 and it's a little deco. 467 00:22:43,093 --> 00:22:44,525 A little deco. 468 00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:46,162 [Yelping] 469 00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:49,654 That sounds great. Good going. She's going to be ecstatic. 470 00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:52,681 - She's right there with you, isn't she? - What? No. 471 00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:54,396 I thought I heard her bark. 472 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:57,381 No, that's just a wild jackal that hangs out here sometimes. 473 00:22:58,051 --> 00:23:00,563 - Put Cujo on the phone, please. - One sec. 474 00:23:01,092 --> 00:23:02,126 Here, boy. 475 00:23:02,259 --> 00:23:03,328 [Knocking on door] 476 00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:05,901 Hello, Max. What a pleasant surprise. 477 00:23:06,092 --> 00:23:07,570 I just walked in. 478 00:23:09,551 --> 00:23:11,222 - Hi. - Am I late? 479 00:23:11,384 --> 00:23:13,214 - No, right on time. - Good. 480 00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:16,816 - Are you coming in? - In a sec. Where's your mom? 481 00:23:17,301 --> 00:23:18,858 In the kitchen, on the phone. 482 00:23:19,009 --> 00:23:20,805 Beginning, middle, or end of a conversation? 483 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:24,797 It concerns jewelry, so there may not be an end to the conversation. 484 00:23:25,051 --> 00:23:26,484 Good. 485 00:23:27,134 --> 00:23:28,362 Hi. 486 00:23:31,634 --> 00:23:33,510 - I missed that. - Me, too. 487 00:23:34,301 --> 00:23:37,653 So, this whole breaking-up thing, we tried it. 488 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,112 Yeah, we did. 489 00:23:39,259 --> 00:23:40,897 - Didn't really work for me. - Me, either. 490 00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:43,325 Okay, good. So it's decided. Breaking up, not for us. 491 00:23:43,508 --> 00:23:46,305 Not that it's a bad thing. I'm sure some people like it. 492 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:50,418 Sure. Cher, Gregg Allman. I bet they'd give it a big thumbs-up. 493 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,994 Did you pick out your ring? 494 00:23:52,134 --> 00:23:54,884 Yes. He's going to surprise me with it tomorrow. 495 00:23:55,092 --> 00:23:56,091 '20s deco? 496 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:58,808 Supposedly ripped off of Zelda Fitzgerald's cold, dead hand. 497 00:23:59,009 --> 00:24:00,008 - Hey, Dean. - Hey. 498 00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:01,133 When's dinner ready? 499 00:24:01,258 --> 00:24:03,327 - Do I look like a timer? - I thought you'd set one. 500 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:04,693 - Silly rabbit. - Timers are for kids. 501 00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:05,865 Ten minutes, we're there. 502 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,043 I'll get us set up. 503 00:24:07,175 --> 00:24:08,528 What's the movie for tonight? 504 00:24:08,675 --> 00:24:10,471 My God, a classic. 505 00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:12,509 The Joan and Melissa Rivers Story. Starring... 506 00:24:12,675 --> 00:24:13,709 Joan and Melissa Rivers. 507 00:24:13,842 --> 00:24:15,638 A mother and daughter torn apart by tragedy. 508 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,438 - Suicide. - Not getting The Tonight Show. 509 00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:19,027 - Mean boyfriends. - Identical noses. 510 00:24:19,175 --> 00:24:20,209 You'll laugh, you'll cry. 511 00:24:20,342 --> 00:24:21,568 'Cause you're laughing so hard. 512 00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:22,871 It'll be an evening to remember. 513 00:24:23,008 --> 00:24:24,042 In the pivotal scene... 514 00:24:24,175 --> 00:24:27,005 where a distraught Joan gets locked out of High Holiday services... 515 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:28,216 'cause she's late... 516 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:32,127 I will be forced to rewind it and play it over and over about 4,000 times. 517 00:24:33,258 --> 00:24:35,088 You'll never be the same. 518 00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:40,198 It's nice to have you back. 519 00:24:40,342 --> 00:24:41,695 Thanks. It's nice to be back. 520 00:24:41,841 --> 00:24:43,830 - We missed you. - I missed you guys, too. 521 00:24:44,008 --> 00:24:47,361 No, I mean, we really missed you. 522 00:24:48,758 --> 00:24:50,517 You need the water bottle changed, don't you? 523 00:24:50,592 --> 00:24:52,660 - Desperately. - Rag. 524 00:24:52,841 --> 00:24:54,069 Thank you. 525 00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,557 Where's Dean? 526 00:24:59,716 --> 00:25:01,466 - Getting water. - You're shameless. 527 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:02,632 - He offered. - Please. 528 00:25:02,758 --> 00:25:05,907 The first thing he said to me was, "Lorelai, can I change your water?" 529 00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:08,122 What can I do? The kid's a freak. 530 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,572 I'm so sorry she's got you doing chores already. 531 00:25:15,758 --> 00:25:17,191 I don't mind. 532 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,489 You will. She pulled out the mower this morning. 533 00:25:19,674 --> 00:25:22,107 If that movie is anything like you described... 534 00:25:22,299 --> 00:25:24,174 mowing might be a good alternative. 535 00:25:24,341 --> 00:25:26,728 - I wanted to ask you something. - Yeah? 536 00:25:27,508 --> 00:25:30,463 My grandparents are having this special dinner for me next week. 537 00:25:30,674 --> 00:25:33,231 It's nothing big, but they said I could invite someone... 538 00:25:33,424 --> 00:25:35,811 and you've never seen my grandparents' house... 539 00:25:36,008 --> 00:25:38,076 and I'd really like you to meet my grandpa. 540 00:25:40,591 --> 00:25:41,590 What? 541 00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:45,467 It's just the last time I met your grandma... 542 00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:48,626 was the night of the dance, and you know how that turned out, so... 543 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:50,398 The dance was a long time ago. 544 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,830 She's over it by now. I'm sure everything will be fine. 545 00:25:54,174 --> 00:25:55,368 You want me to go? 546 00:25:55,549 --> 00:25:57,185 Yeah, I want you to go. 547 00:25:58,174 --> 00:25:59,572 Then I'll go. 548 00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:01,159 Good. 549 00:26:02,674 --> 00:26:04,922 [In Southern drawl] Oh, my. That coffee can 550 00:26:04,934 --> 00:26:07,300 is just so high up there. Whatever will I do? 551 00:26:07,673 --> 00:26:08,821 Coming. 552 00:26:12,007 --> 00:26:15,042 Antonia, take this and put it in the dining room, please. 553 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,186 I like that tie. 554 00:26:19,382 --> 00:26:21,178 Yes, it's rather snappy, isn't it? 555 00:26:22,132 --> 00:26:24,803 Don't you dare get on that phone. They'll be here any second. 556 00:26:25,007 --> 00:26:26,201 I'm not getting on the phone. 557 00:26:26,341 --> 00:26:29,057 I'm going to give Rory that first edition of Mencken's Chrestomathy. 558 00:26:29,257 --> 00:26:30,928 [Doorbell ringing] 559 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,262 Well, hello there. 560 00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:38,272 - Well, hello there. - Grandma, you remember Dean, right? 561 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:40,057 Yes, I do. Nice to see you again. 562 00:26:40,215 --> 00:26:43,887 Thanks. Your house is great. It's huge. 563 00:26:44,507 --> 00:26:47,303 - I've never seen a house this huge before. - Thank you. 564 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:50,496 So few people bother to notice the hugeness of the house anymore. 565 00:26:50,715 --> 00:26:54,466 Mom, it was so nice of you to tell Rory to invite a friend tonight... 566 00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:58,067 seeing as this is her night. That was really nice of you. 567 00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:00,788 - It was my pleasure. - Good. 568 00:27:01,382 --> 00:27:04,735 Don't just stand there. We have a celebration to attend. Come in. 569 00:27:14,839 --> 00:27:17,306 So, what would everyone like to drink? 570 00:27:17,507 --> 00:27:21,383 I'll have a white wine, and Dean will have a beer. 571 00:27:21,714 --> 00:27:22,862 - What? - Corona, right? 572 00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:25,439 No. I don't want a beer. I don't drink beer. 573 00:27:25,631 --> 00:27:28,223 I'll have a water or soda or anything. 574 00:27:28,423 --> 00:27:32,208 Or nothing. Not beer. Never beer. Beer's bad. 575 00:27:32,465 --> 00:27:35,420 Relax, Dean, that's just Lorelai's little sense of humor. 576 00:27:35,631 --> 00:27:38,223 - You're very cruel. - Yes, it keeps me young. 577 00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:41,775 I'm just going to sit here and stare at my hands. 578 00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:44,120 - Soda, Dean? - Please. 579 00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:46,965 - Rory? - I'll have a beer. 580 00:27:49,881 --> 00:27:52,155 I'm sorry, Dean. We're not laughing at you. 581 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:55,454 - Wait, I think I was. - I think I was a little, too. 582 00:27:55,964 --> 00:27:58,430 Richard, there you are. Come join us. 583 00:27:59,923 --> 00:28:00,922 Hey, Dad. 584 00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:03,434 Grandpa, hi. This is Dean. 585 00:28:04,006 --> 00:28:06,597 - Dean, this is my grandpa. - Hi. 586 00:28:07,964 --> 00:28:09,919 Sorry. Hi. 587 00:28:11,214 --> 00:28:12,487 Hello. 588 00:28:13,047 --> 00:28:16,594 - It's nice to meet... - Does everyone have drinks? 589 00:28:21,339 --> 00:28:23,408 Yeah. We all have drinks. Thanks. 590 00:28:30,339 --> 00:28:32,248 Should we do the beer thing again? 591 00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:34,930 I don't think so. 592 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,290 Grandma, I can't believe you found a recipe for Beefaroni. 593 00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:48,813 It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane. 594 00:28:49,172 --> 00:28:50,171 LORELAI: Well... 595 00:28:50,297 --> 00:28:51,694 No one needs a comment from you. 596 00:28:51,838 --> 00:28:54,305 No, I was just going to say what's the secret? 597 00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:56,184 Let's just say it's not beef. 598 00:28:56,713 --> 00:28:58,861 - Okay. I'm done. - Me, too. 599 00:28:59,214 --> 00:29:01,408 Dean, would you like some more? 600 00:29:04,005 --> 00:29:06,074 No. I'm fine, thanks. 601 00:29:06,339 --> 00:29:08,691 Then, I guess it must be present time. 602 00:29:09,089 --> 00:29:10,237 You didn't have to. 603 00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,579 Yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. 604 00:29:11,672 --> 00:29:14,502 Unless you got something that'll fit me, too. If so, good going. 605 00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:16,987 Here you go, Rory. Congratulations. We're so proud. 606 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,649 Thanks, Grandma. 607 00:29:19,713 --> 00:29:22,828 RORY: Thanks, Grandpa. EMILY: Now, go on. Open it. 608 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:24,729 Okay. 609 00:29:26,255 --> 00:29:29,052 Oh, pens. All yours. 610 00:29:29,255 --> 00:29:30,254 It's beautiful. 611 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:32,654 I think the top student deserves the top tools. 612 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:34,349 Thank you so much. 613 00:29:35,922 --> 00:29:37,035 Really. 614 00:29:39,672 --> 00:29:42,263 Well, pens are very nice, but I just bet... 615 00:29:42,463 --> 00:29:45,850 there is a fabulous, fancy dessert just sitting out there in that kitchen. 616 00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:48,123 As a matter of fact, there is. Twinkies. 617 00:29:48,338 --> 00:29:49,337 What? 618 00:29:49,463 --> 00:29:51,737 Rory told me that was her favorite dessert. 619 00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:54,229 Emily Gilmore, you are one classy broad. 620 00:29:54,421 --> 00:29:56,853 Antonia, please bring out the Twinkies. 621 00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:59,240 I can't believe I just heard you say those words. 622 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:00,615 Don't get used to it. 623 00:30:00,754 --> 00:30:01,902 So, Dean... 624 00:30:03,129 --> 00:30:05,562 where are you planning to go to college? 625 00:30:07,171 --> 00:30:09,921 Start off with "What's your favorite baseball team?" or something. 626 00:30:10,129 --> 00:30:11,243 I'm talking to Dean. 627 00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:12,895 I don't know yet. 628 00:30:13,046 --> 00:30:14,842 - You don't? - No, not yet. 629 00:30:15,504 --> 00:30:17,937 What kind of grades do you get? 630 00:30:18,129 --> 00:30:19,879 Richard, please, don't grill the boy. 631 00:30:20,046 --> 00:30:23,354 I'm not grilling the boy. It's an easy question. 632 00:30:23,587 --> 00:30:25,224 A's? B's? C's? 633 00:30:25,754 --> 00:30:26,948 I get a mixture, actually. 634 00:30:27,088 --> 00:30:30,203 A mixture? What's the ratio? 635 00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:31,419 Richard. 636 00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:33,785 I'm just trying to get to know the boy, Emily. 637 00:30:33,963 --> 00:30:36,554 After all, Rory brings home a young man to dinner. 638 00:30:36,754 --> 00:30:38,902 The least we could do is find out something about him. 639 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,645 He changes a mean water bottle. 640 00:30:40,796 --> 00:30:42,671 I get a couple of A's... 641 00:30:43,254 --> 00:30:46,084 a couple of B's, a few C's. 642 00:30:46,337 --> 00:30:49,009 - Really? - I'm not great in math. 643 00:30:49,212 --> 00:30:51,009 Yeah. Except, who is, really? 644 00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:53,079 Except mathematicians or blackjack dealers... 645 00:30:53,254 --> 00:30:55,289 or I guess Stephen Hawking doesn't suck. 646 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:58,497 But you know what else is good, Mom, is a Ho Ho. 647 00:30:58,712 --> 00:31:02,622 Because if you can't find a Twinkie, you treat yourself to a nice Ho Ho. 648 00:31:05,629 --> 00:31:08,140 - How long does it take to open a box? - She's making them. 649 00:31:08,337 --> 00:31:10,974 She's making the Twinkies? You're kidding. 650 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,841 Richard, wasn't there a book you wanted to give Rory? 651 00:31:14,045 --> 00:31:16,716 - In a minute, Emily. So, Dean... - Grandpa... 652 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,353 you do know that Rory's going to an Ivy League school? 653 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,615 I know. 654 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,708 - Harvard, Princeton, Yale. - He said he knew. 655 00:31:22,878 --> 00:31:24,992 You need top grades to get into a top school. 656 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:28,000 Yeah. Rory's really smart. 657 00:31:28,379 --> 00:31:30,606 Yeah. She is really smart. 658 00:31:30,795 --> 00:31:33,023 - Mom? - Why don't we all go sit in the... 659 00:31:33,212 --> 00:31:36,644 How are you planning to make a living once you graduate from this college... 660 00:31:36,878 --> 00:31:38,549 you haven't thought anything about yet? 661 00:31:38,711 --> 00:31:40,666 Grandpa, can we talk about something else? 662 00:31:40,837 --> 00:31:42,315 I'm going to get that book. 663 00:31:42,461 --> 00:31:43,894 I asked you a question. 664 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,239 I don't know what I want to do. 665 00:31:46,586 --> 00:31:48,973 You know, when I was 10 years old... 666 00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:52,019 I knew exactly where I wanted to work. 667 00:31:52,294 --> 00:31:55,011 That's because you were always picked last for Dodge ball. 668 00:31:55,211 --> 00:31:57,167 I knew I wanted to go to Yale... 669 00:31:57,336 --> 00:32:00,485 and put on a nice suit every day and be a very important man... 670 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,541 in a very powerful firm. 671 00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,147 And I knew I wanted to travel and see the world. 672 00:32:05,336 --> 00:32:06,405 That's great. 673 00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:09,898 I wanted to see La Traviata at the La Scala opera house. 674 00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:13,933 I wanted to walk the ruins of Pompeii. I wanted to travel the Far East. 675 00:32:14,169 --> 00:32:15,999 Or be a ballerina, or a fireman. 676 00:32:16,169 --> 00:32:17,488 Lorelai, this isn't funny. 677 00:32:17,628 --> 00:32:19,704 It's a little funny to think of a 10-year-old 678 00:32:19,716 --> 00:32:21,618 kid dreaming of the La Scala opera house. 679 00:32:21,877 --> 00:32:24,469 Rory does. Rory wants to travel. Rory has plans. 680 00:32:24,670 --> 00:32:25,704 Rory's special. 681 00:32:25,836 --> 00:32:27,473 Yes. Exactly. 682 00:32:27,877 --> 00:32:29,389 Rory is special. 683 00:32:29,961 --> 00:32:32,314 - I know that Rory's special. - I've got it. 684 00:32:32,503 --> 00:32:35,572 Dean is special, too, Grandpa. You don't even know him. 685 00:32:35,794 --> 00:32:37,591 - I know enough. - No, you don't. 686 00:32:37,752 --> 00:32:41,628 Dean is incredible, and he's special to me. And I bring him here, and you attack him. 687 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,786 I will not be spoken to like that in my house. 688 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:44,995 Here, give her the book. 689 00:32:45,128 --> 00:32:46,167 This family has standards. 690 00:32:46,294 --> 00:32:48,567 You live up to them. You should expect that everyone... 691 00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:50,391 you spend time with live up to them also. 692 00:32:50,461 --> 00:32:52,972 You are a gifted girl with immense promise... 693 00:32:53,294 --> 00:32:56,442 and you should learn very early that certain people can hold you back. 694 00:32:56,669 --> 00:32:59,499 Grandpa, stop it. You cannot treat Dean this way. 695 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,939 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I have to work. 696 00:33:02,585 --> 00:33:03,584 Grandpa. 697 00:33:06,502 --> 00:33:08,571 Thank you for the dinner and the gift, Grandma... 698 00:33:08,752 --> 00:33:11,219 but I really think we should be going. 699 00:33:11,752 --> 00:33:12,900 Thanks. 700 00:33:14,169 --> 00:33:15,487 I'm sorry. 701 00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:25,332 Am I crazy? That's supposed to be us, right? 702 00:33:31,752 --> 00:33:35,104 Want to come in and have some dessert? You never did get your Twinkie. 703 00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:38,385 No, thanks. I think I should get going. 704 00:33:38,585 --> 00:33:40,460 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 705 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:44,518 Okay, all I can say is, Dean, tonight you officially became a Gilmore girl. 706 00:33:44,752 --> 00:33:46,388 Feels good, huh? 707 00:33:46,544 --> 00:33:49,454 - Yeah. - See you later. Meet you inside. 708 00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:55,423 I don't even know what to say. 709 00:33:55,585 --> 00:33:56,857 It's no big deal. 710 00:33:57,002 --> 00:34:00,310 I had no idea. I thought he would... 711 00:34:01,793 --> 00:34:04,589 - I am so sorry, Dean. - It's not your fault. 712 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,146 None of those things he said were true. None of them mean anything. 713 00:34:08,377 --> 00:34:10,048 I don't know what made him act that way. 714 00:34:10,210 --> 00:34:13,245 Let's just forget it, all right? 715 00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:15,960 - Please don't be upset. - I'm not. 716 00:34:16,127 --> 00:34:18,718 - Dean... - I'm fine. I'm not upset. 717 00:34:22,252 --> 00:34:23,843 I have to go. 718 00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:28,358 - Call you tomorrow. - Okay. 719 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,029 That man is impossible. 720 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,166 Twinkie? 721 00:34:37,293 --> 00:34:39,248 He just attacks Dean out of nowhere... 722 00:34:39,418 --> 00:34:43,408 and Dean is sitting there being perfectly nice, and then all of a sudden... 723 00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:47,228 - God, I'm so mad. He's a snob. - Yes. 724 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:50,978 And he doesn't listen. He just wants to say horrible things... 725 00:34:51,209 --> 00:34:54,676 and have you sit there and listen to him and then just agree with him. 726 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:55,986 What is that all about? 727 00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:58,559 That is about a hundred years' worth of inbreeding. 728 00:34:58,959 --> 00:35:02,108 I've never seen him be mean before, ever. Not like that. 729 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:04,323 I don't know how I'll ever talk to him again. 730 00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:07,456 And Dean, he must be so upset right now. 731 00:35:07,668 --> 00:35:09,418 I hate that he did this to him. 732 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:13,495 Yes, it was bad. My father was in fine form tonight. But... 733 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:16,819 - But? There's a "but" from you? - Twinkie? 734 00:35:19,126 --> 00:35:21,274 I don't think my father has ever loved... 735 00:35:21,459 --> 00:35:23,732 anything in this world as much as he loves you. 736 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,793 Now, that having been established, let's just consider... 737 00:35:27,001 --> 00:35:30,389 that maybe this flip-out tonight actually came from somewhere... 738 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:34,899 that possibly has nothing to do with Dean and possibly has nothing to do with you. 739 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,179 What are you talking about? 740 00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:40,800 You are the great white hope of the Gilmore clan. 741 00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:43,952 You are their angel sent from up above. 742 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,794 - You are the daughter they didn't have. - Mom... 743 00:35:46,959 --> 00:35:50,835 No, it's not a feel-sorry-for-me thing. It's just the truth. 744 00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:53,039 I mean, you're going to go to college. 745 00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,085 Hell, you're going to graduate from high school. 746 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,725 They'll get to watch you walk down the aisle... 747 00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:03,304 wearing your cap and gown and get your diploma and go to Harvard... 748 00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:08,031 and be a Phi Beta bimbo and graduate with honors... 749 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,561 and just set the world on fire. 750 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:13,387 I mean, that is the plan. Looks like it's going to happen. 751 00:36:13,584 --> 00:36:15,220 It is going to happen. 752 00:36:16,167 --> 00:36:18,361 Except for that "Phi Beta bimbo" part. 753 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:22,243 But then tonight, you walk in with this beautiful boy... 754 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:26,527 who likes you enough to brave going to your grandparents' house for dinner... 755 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:30,380 and Dad looks at you and sees you with him... 756 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:34,667 and all of a sudden, has a terrible Lorelai flashback. 757 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:38,452 He sees it all going away, the college, the cap and gown. 758 00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:41,099 - I'm not going to get pregnant. - I know that. 759 00:36:41,292 --> 00:36:43,963 - He should know that. - Yes. He should. 760 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,924 But... You do have my eyes. 761 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,762 You do realize you just spent 10 minutes defending your dad? 762 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:53,107 I know. I'll have terrible nightmares all night long. 763 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,083 But I'll tell you what, if you cut him a little slack... 764 00:36:56,292 --> 00:37:00,520 I'll wear my "porn star" T-shirt to dinner next week. 765 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:02,144 - Deal. - Good. 766 00:37:02,292 --> 00:37:04,008 [Telephone ringing] 767 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:07,623 Hello? 768 00:37:07,749 --> 00:37:08,988 I just thought you should know. 769 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,557 My parents just brought in the suitcase that I'm supposed to take on my trip. 770 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:16,099 To paint you a picture, it could fit you and me, plus everything we own... 771 00:37:16,332 --> 00:37:19,049 and still have enough room to do a little souvenir shopping. 772 00:37:19,249 --> 00:37:20,807 I am never coming back. 773 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:24,709 What is Lorelai thinking, letting Rory run around with a boy like that? 774 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:27,834 Of course, she isn't thinking. She never thinks. 775 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,188 Richard, please. You're giving me a headache. 776 00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:32,568 And what were you thinking, inviting him over here? 777 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,307 We told her she could invite someone. You were right there. 778 00:37:35,499 --> 00:37:37,454 - I did not mean him. - Please calm down. 779 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,931 I will not. Did you hear the way she talked to me? 780 00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:41,522 I heard the way she talked to you. 781 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,938 She sounded like her mother. 782 00:37:43,082 --> 00:37:44,515 You were attacking her boyfriend. 783 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:46,575 A girl that age shouldn't have a boyfriend. 784 00:37:46,749 --> 00:37:49,421 You truly think a 16-year-old girl isn't going to date? 785 00:37:49,624 --> 00:37:51,579 Of course she'll date, and she should date. 786 00:37:51,749 --> 00:37:54,023 Proper socialization is important to a child. 787 00:37:54,207 --> 00:37:56,673 But she should not date one boy, and she should not date him. 788 00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:57,873 [Telephone ringing] 789 00:37:57,999 --> 00:37:58,998 Don't answer that. 790 00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:00,318 I'm going to answer it. 791 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,571 Emily, we are in the middle of a discussion. 792 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:06,023 I'm sure you'll remember exactly where you were five minutes from now. 793 00:38:06,249 --> 00:38:08,556 - Hello? - Hi. Mrs. Gilmore? 794 00:38:08,749 --> 00:38:10,784 It's Sookie St. James, Lorelai's friend. 795 00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,593 I don't know if you'd remember me. 796 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,341 Yes, you're the chef at the Inn. 797 00:38:14,498 --> 00:38:18,011 That's right. I'm sorry to call so late, but I need to ask a question. 798 00:38:18,249 --> 00:38:21,125 I'm planning a surprise wedding shower for Lorelai and Max. 799 00:38:21,331 --> 00:38:22,923 It's going to be more like a big party. 800 00:38:23,082 --> 00:38:26,514 I've cleared the date with everybody around here, so we're all set to go... 801 00:38:26,749 --> 00:38:29,142 but I wanted to make sure that you guys were gonna be around... 802 00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:32,996 before I finalized everything. It's going to be Saturday the 21st. 803 00:38:34,832 --> 00:38:37,060 I don't know. I'd have to check. 804 00:38:38,874 --> 00:38:42,943 Okay. You check, and then you call me at the Inn. 805 00:38:44,915 --> 00:38:47,142 - Yes, I'll get back to you. - Okay. 806 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,692 I want you to call Rory tomorrow and apologize. 807 00:38:56,873 --> 00:38:57,872 What? 808 00:38:57,998 --> 00:39:01,067 I want you to tell her you're sorry, that you weren't feeling well... 809 00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:04,040 and you think Dean is a lovely boy and he's welcome anytime. 810 00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:06,157 Have you gone insane? Under no circumstances... 811 00:39:06,332 --> 00:39:08,560 Our daughter is getting married. 812 00:39:09,789 --> 00:39:12,142 She's getting married, and she didn't tell us. 813 00:39:12,332 --> 00:39:15,798 When Rory decides to get married, I'd like her to tell us. 814 00:39:17,332 --> 00:39:18,604 Call her tomorrow. 815 00:39:29,831 --> 00:39:31,706 LORELAI: It was awful. MAX: It sounds awful. 816 00:39:31,873 --> 00:39:33,589 That's the family you want to marry into. 817 00:39:33,748 --> 00:39:35,896 - I must be insane. - You must be. 818 00:39:37,456 --> 00:39:40,128 - Speaking of marrying into... - Yes? 819 00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:43,911 - I have a little something for you. - Let me guess. 820 00:39:44,123 --> 00:39:46,680 Is it gum? Because you know how much I like gum... 821 00:39:46,873 --> 00:39:49,544 and how concerned I am about dental hygiene. 822 00:39:52,664 --> 00:39:53,778 Oh, my. 823 00:39:54,831 --> 00:39:55,945 You like? 824 00:39:56,247 --> 00:39:57,475 It's beautiful. 825 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,353 It's too big. 826 00:40:03,497 --> 00:40:05,213 - No, it's not. - Give it to me. 827 00:40:05,372 --> 00:40:06,645 No, you can't have it back. 828 00:40:06,789 --> 00:40:08,824 - I'll get it sized. - No, it's okay. 829 00:40:08,997 --> 00:40:10,031 It's going to fall off. 830 00:40:10,164 --> 00:40:12,042 - I'll wear it on my thumb. - You won't do that. 831 00:40:12,205 --> 00:40:13,763 I'll eat a lot of salt and bloat up. 832 00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:17,586 Just let me get it sized, and I promise you'll never have to take it off again. 833 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:20,104 In fact, I'm going to insist on it. 834 00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:32,153 - Just in a minute, okay? - Okay. 835 00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:44,472 [Max sighing] 836 00:40:45,164 --> 00:40:46,914 I'm getting married.