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Oh, my God, here.
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Wow, with a crunch
and a zing and a...
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Hello!
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Our house is burning and you can save
the cake or me. What do you choose?
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That's not fair. The
cake doesn't have legs.
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So how are we coming here?
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- Fran, so good. This cake is amazing.
- Beyond amazing.
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I should hope so. We've
been doing this for 112 years.
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You don't look a day over 106.
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No, I meant my family's
been doing it for that long.
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Right. Okay.
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- I'm glad we got that cleared up.
- The raspberry.
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- So when is the big day again?
- Two weeks from tomorrow.
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- Have you picked a flavor?
- I don't know. They're all so good.
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- You have to try them again.
- No, I've already eaten so many.
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This is a very crucial
decision, young lady.
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Cake is the glue
of the wedding...
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so you will stand here
and eat until you decide.
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- Okay, if you insist.
- I do.
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After all, what's more important
than your wedding day?
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- It ain't Guy Fawkes Day.
- Yes.
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I'll just go and see if there's
anything else in the back.
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Thanks.
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How was it seeing Max
last night? No gory details.
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Like I've ever shared
that part with you.
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You've alluded...
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you've insinuated, you have
tiptoed to the brink of impropriety.
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- Chilton has taught you some big words.
- That's kind of the point.
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It was really great.
I'm glad he's back.
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He's on board with the
smallish wedding thing?
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Yeah, we want fun, we
want simple, we want fast.
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We've been completely in sync, without
that slightly gay, boy-band affiliation.
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I printed up some
sample invitations for you.
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I made them on my computer.
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All you have to do is pick
out a quote for the front page...
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- and I'll print them up.
- Okay.
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"What is love? It is the
morning and the evening star."
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- Sinclair Lewis.
- Sinclair "Sappy" Lewis.
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Fine, next.
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"And all went merry as a
marriage bell. But hush! hark!"
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"A deep sound strikes
like a rising knell!"
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What is it with poetry?
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- Lord Byron.
- Byron and Lewis, together again.
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Okay, last one.
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"We have buried the
putrid corpse of liberty."
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- Perfect.
- Mussolini it is.
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Can I ask you an
ethical question?
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Is it right to be sampling wedding cakes
when Sookie's making yours for free?
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What is right, anyway?
Who defines right?
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And if eating cake is
wrong, I don't want to be right.
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FRAN: I'm bringing out
a Mocha Crunch Cream.
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So, ethics?
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Highly subjective and
completely overrated.
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That's my girl.
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And here's a sample of some
of my black-and-white shots.
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Kirk, I didn't know you
were into photography.
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It's my passion.
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- Ever shot a wedding before?
- This would be my first...
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official wedding gig, or
photography gig, for that matter.
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But I've got the eye, and
my Nikon is state-of-the-art.
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I've got a Nikon, too.
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It's an N64 with 3-D matrix
metering, 35 to 210 zoom.
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- What have you got?
- It's a Nikon.
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I got to tell you, these are
really good for amateur shots.
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Thanks. That's me and my
parents on vacation in the Berkshires.
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- Nice-looking family.
- And those are some self portraits.
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Kirk, you're nude.
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No, I'm wearing Speedos.
They're flesh-colored.
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- Wait a minute. I recognize this.
- Nice photo, huh?
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This is V-J Day. New York, 1945.
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I include it as an example
of the excellence I aspire to.
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- How much for your services?
- How about $150 an hour?
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How about lunch and
the cost of the film?
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- You won't be sorry.
- Done.
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- I thank you.
- Bye.
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- What time is it?
- Ten... Ten of?
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- Three.
- I have to go.
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- No! You're always going.
- I have to.
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- Luckily, that'll all change soon.
- Yes, it will.
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Two weeks from now,
you won't have to go...
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'cause it's here
you'll be going to.
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- Going or going to?
- I'd add the "to."
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Going to. You make me smarter.
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- I am a teacher.
- Hey, don't. Stay longer.
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I can't.
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Take me upstairs and see if
you can get me into Mensa.
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It'll take me forever to
get back into the city...
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and I gotta get up early
and let the painters in.
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- Do you have to be there while they work?
- What do you mean?
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Isn't your apartment
gonna be all paint fumy?
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- Yeah, so?
- So maybe you should stay here.
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- Here?
- Yeah.
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Instead of driving back and
forth all weekend, sleep over.
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It's gonna be your
place, too, soon enough.
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Look at it like a trial run.
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- A trial run?
- It'll be fun.
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- You think you're ready for me?
- I'm always ready for you.
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- Full time?
- I insist.
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He was not wearing Speedos.
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- Don't talk about the photo.
- The man was buck-naked.
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Offer rescinded if this
conversation proceeds.
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- I'll be back.
- Bye, honey.
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- So what are we doing tonight?
- I'll do whatever.
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- What movies haven't we seen?
- Just about all of them.
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They all stink this year.
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They definitely do
underestimate our intelligence.
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- Plus they stink.
- There are at least five...
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featuring someone doing
something disgusting with a cow.
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They should at least do something
disgusting with a different animal.
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We could watch Holy
Grail on tape again.
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Okay, but I am not talking in
an English accent all evening.
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- No fun. Hey, tomorrow night...
- Life of Brian?
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Max is staying over.
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- Really?
- First time.
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And to kind of celebrate, he and
Mom wanted to go on a double date.
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But tomorrow's our anniversary.
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- No, it's not. It's on the 24th.
- That was our old anniversary.
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We broke up, and got
back together on the 6th...
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so using the 24th wouldn't be an accurate
count of how long we've been together.
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Unless you consider
our time apart...
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as a temporary moratorium
on our relationship.
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You know, like the time kept
passing, and we were on a sabbatical.
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- Yeah, it's complicated.
- Very.
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- So a double date? With adults?
- No, just with Mom and Max.
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What will it be? Like,
dinner and dancing?
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Yes, and then we'll
enjoy brandy and cigars.
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- No, we'll probably just grab a bite.
- All right, we could do that.
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Hey, let's have two anniversaries.
We can celebrate twice a month.
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They're well spread
apart, the 6th and the 24th.
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- We can't do that.
- Who's gonna stop us?
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- Twice a month?
- Dare to be different.
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Twice a month it is.
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Why won't you let me help?
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- Because you're a danger to the process.
- That's not true.
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- I've got numerous scars.
- I cut you that one... Two times...
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and I've helped
you tons of times.
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You've helped me twice
and both times you cut me.
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- I do like watching you cook.
- I like you watching me cook.
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- What's that weird smell?
- It's food.
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It smells weird?
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No, just weird for this
house. It smells great.
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- Rory, can you get that?
- What?
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Right down there,
with the shiny handle.
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- Did you know we had that?
- Not a clue.
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Come on.
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- Hey, it's on fire!
- It's the broiler.
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Wow!
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What fallout shelter have
you guys been living in?
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He has much knowledge.
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- We'll form a cult around him.
- Build a statue many stories high.
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- Grow our hair long and stop bathing.
- Please don't.
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- Are we eating at the table?
- Wherever.
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- TV?
- I'll get a tape.
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- Can I at least grab some dishes?
- Far away from me.
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Alarmist.
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- You don't learn very fast, injun.
- How fast do you learn, Billy Jack?
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- Fast enough.
- "Billy Jack, I'm gonna kill you..."
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- "If it's the last thing I do."
- He so jinxed himself with that one.
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He should've said, "Billy
Jack, I'm gonna kill you..."
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"Or buy myself a
lovely chenille sweater."
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Either way, he wins.
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How many times have
you seen this movie?
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I'm out of digits.
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You can't see a Billy
Jack movie too many times.
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Who's the guy Billy Jack...
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All right, you cats.
Very slowly now.
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- Let's do some jumping jacks.
- Spread out.
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One.
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- It's the counting part.
- He means it, Daniel.
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Here comes my favorite
and my least favorite line...
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all rolled into one.
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I'm gonna cut your bowels out.
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- Three.
- Comeuppance time.
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You talk through
the whole movie...
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and when I say
something, you shush me.
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You're talking through parts
we talked through last time.
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- We haven't seen those parts in a while.
- Now it's clear.
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[Telephone ringing]
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- Max?
- What? The phone?
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- Whoever's closest answers.
- House rule.
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You're both closer.
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I'd have to walk farther,
around the coffee table.
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- My foot's asleep.
- Plus you're taller.
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- With longer legs.
- Even if we all left for the phone...
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- at the same time...
- I got it.
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You're in charge.
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I'm gonna like
having him around.
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LORELAI: Do you want a
refill? RORY: Sure, same thing.
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Max?
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- We wore him out.
- We tend to do that.
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Well, we are Electra
Woman and Dyna Girl.
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- Electra Woman?
- I think it's time to turn in.
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- No, I'm awake.
- You don't look it.
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- I'm waiting for the guy with the thing...
- Mom, get him to bed.
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Okay.
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Come on, honey.
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- What happened to Billy Jack?
- I'll explain it to you later.
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Good night.
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This is weird.
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Hey.
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- What is it?
- Nothing. What are you doing?
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00:10:05,944 --> 00:10:08,615
- Taking back Poland.
- Good luck with that.
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00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:11,204
- Mom.
- I have a boy in my room.
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- So?
- So I have a boy in my room.
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- It's Max.
- I know.
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- You like Max.
- No. Yes, I do, but it's weird.
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00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:21,869
We've never had a man in
the house like this up there.
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- He's your fiancé.
- Very true.
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So all you need to do is adjust.
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It's like that time you got
the green stripes in your hair.
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- I hated those green stripes.
- Well, I'm tired.
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I can think of a better
example tomorrow.
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No. Wake up.
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- We've not properly talked about this.
- About what?
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About having Max in the
house. The effect on you.
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Don't cover up anything.
Let's get it all out in the open.
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I don't have anything
to cover up. I like Max.
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I know you do. That's good.
But once we are married...
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- nothing will ever be the same again.
- I know.
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It won't be the "me and you secret
club, no-boys-allowed thing" anymore.
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- It'll be different.
- Not just different.
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00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,203
Our lives as we know
them will be over.
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- Mom, we're not dying.
- No, we're not dying.
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But the life we had is gonna
morph into this mutation that we...
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- could never possibly have conceived.
- Like the giant ants in Them!?
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00:11:13,677 --> 00:11:15,904
Yes, and I don't want
it to be like giant ants...
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that's why I'm
talking about it now.
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I am not anticipating being
attacked by giant, man-eating ants...
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- because Max is living here.
- Good.
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- Good.
- Weirdo.
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00:11:29,964 --> 00:11:31,680
You can't walk around
in the buff anymore.
232
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:33,907
I don't remember ever
walking around in the buff.
233
00:11:34,088 --> 00:11:36,076
- I know one time you did.
- Was I three?
234
00:11:36,254 --> 00:11:38,084
Somewhere around there.
235
00:11:39,211 --> 00:11:41,325
- Does he hog the bed?
- No.
236
00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:44,491
- He's a very stay-on-his-side kind of guy.
- Good.
237
00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:47,899
- He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms.
- Stop there.
238
00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:50,891
Not funny ones. I
hate funny bottoms.
239
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,754
I'm gonna call you Funny
Bottoms from now on.
240
00:11:54,332 --> 00:11:56,718
- Aren't you happy?
- Yes.
241
00:11:56,998 --> 00:11:59,907
- I'm happy.
- Then it'll be fine.
242
00:12:00,123 --> 00:12:04,316
- You'll get used to it, having Max there.
- I know. You're right. I will.
243
00:12:04,579 --> 00:12:05,807
I will get used to it.
244
00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:13,460
Mom? You're falling asleep.
245
00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:14,660
So?
246
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:17,660
You need to be a big girl
and go to your own room.
247
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:19,943
Okay.
248
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,385
- Fine, 10 more minutes.
- Thank you.
249
00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:35,629
- More?
- Abso-tive-o-lutely.
250
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,049
- What's up, Taylor?
- I know of nothing up.
251
00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:39,988
- What's up, Taylor?
- I'm just happy.
252
00:12:40,154 --> 00:12:41,711
That's what makes me nervous.
253
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,771
You're a paranoid man,
Luke. I feel very sad for you.
254
00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:46,235
Over there.
255
00:12:46,361 --> 00:12:48,395
- Can you clear that one off?
- Why?
256
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,681
'Cause it's bigger.
We're three today.
257
00:12:50,859 --> 00:12:52,053
- Three?
- Max is with us.
258
00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:55,385
Max? So when did Max become
invisible to the human eye?
259
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,085
He's on a paper hunt.
260
00:12:57,441 --> 00:12:59,236
Max likes his three
papers in the morning.
261
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,229
The Hartford Courant,
The New York Times...
262
00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:02,717
and The Wall Street Journal.
263
00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:05,049
- Three papers?
- He likes to be well-informed.
264
00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:09,424
Reading three papers all reporting
the same news is a terrific use of trees.
265
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,199
You be nice, Luke. I mean it.
266
00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:14,839
- Hey, there.
- Max, buddy.
267
00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:16,966
Top of the morning to
you. You look good today.
268
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,735
- Brown is your color, my friend.
- Thanks.
269
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:23,203
- So?
- I got two out of three.
270
00:13:23,393 --> 00:13:25,540
- Not bad.
- No one has The Wall Street Journal.
271
00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:28,161
This isn't a very
financially-orientated town.
272
00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,112
Yes, it's more
orientated to coffee.
273
00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:32,432
I've got blueberry
pancakes this morning.
274
00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,314
- Bring them.
- Bring them twice.
275
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:36,030
- And you?
- I'm gonna need a minute.
276
00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:41,196
- Well, then hold off.
- Same here.
277
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,536
- I might run out of the pancakes.
- Go ahead, order.
278
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,755
- I'll just be a minute.
- That's okay, we'll wait.
279
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,758
I'm almost out and
I can't make more.
280
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,917
- Set some aside.
- First come, first served.
281
00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:51,812
- We'll take our chances.
- Yes, we'll wait.
282
00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:53,196
Whatever.
283
00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:57,714
- You didn't need to do that.
- We're happy to.
284
00:14:04,882 --> 00:14:07,631
Yeah, that's still eggs and
your basic breakfast stuff there.
285
00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:08,986
- Just order.
- We're fine.
286
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,880
I want you guys to go
at your normal pace.
287
00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:13,240
My rhythm might not
necessarily be your rhythm.
288
00:14:13,421 --> 00:14:14,659
- What's this?
- The lunch menu.
289
00:14:14,712 --> 00:14:16,701
- I stop serving breakfast in an hour.
- Luke.
290
00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:18,716
- I'll have poached eggs.
- Blueberry pancakes.
291
00:14:18,836 --> 00:14:20,274
- Did we make it?
- I set them aside.
292
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:21,530
Love you.
293
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:26,452
- What the hell are they doing out there?
- What?
294
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:28,100
Who is that?
295
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:29,762
What are they doing, Taylor?
296
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,951
- Looks like they're coning off the street.
- Taylor.
297
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,473
If you must know, they
are a county work crew...
298
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:39,894
here to install Stars Hollow's first
traffic light and metered crosswalk.
299
00:14:43,497 --> 00:14:44,894
- Hold it.
- Keep going.
300
00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:47,833
You have no controlling
legal authority over this matter.
301
00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:49,151
Stuff it, Taylor. Hold it.
302
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,560
Keep going. And
I will not stuff it.
303
00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:53,733
What authority did you
have to authorize this?
304
00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:56,706
You're supposed to inform local
business owners of major projects...
305
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,421
per town rules, meaning me.
306
00:14:58,576 --> 00:15:00,962
Not when it's a matter
of dire public safety...
307
00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:03,795
where the city charter clearly
states that I can function...
308
00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:05,980
unilaterally in the
town's best interests.
309
00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:09,033
Dire public safety? We haven't
had an accident here in 10 years!
310
00:15:09,323 --> 00:15:11,675
You can't stop progress, Luke!
311
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,163
Traffic light, huh?
312
00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,594
It's unbelievable.
313
00:15:17,738 --> 00:15:21,090
Well, it could always be taken out
with your bare hands or your teeth.
314
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,514
Yeah, I guess.
315
00:15:22,736 --> 00:15:24,884
- Hey, did you get my invitation?
- What?
316
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:28,024
My wedding invitation for my
wedding, because I'm wedding Max.
317
00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:31,111
Yeah, it's in a pile
upstairs somewhere.
318
00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:34,466
Good. So are you coming?
319
00:15:34,691 --> 00:15:38,396
You know, I have to make some calls
about this thing before it's too late.
320
00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:40,479
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
321
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,639
- I can barely walk.
- Bad shoes?
322
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,926
- I ate a cow.
- You had a steak.
323
00:15:51,104 --> 00:15:54,331
- Plus the sides.
- Four people, six baked potatoes.
324
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:55,959
You boys exaggerate.
325
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,818
- Am I exaggerating?
- Nope.
326
00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:00,250
- Ice cream.
- I'm right behind you.
327
00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:03,249
How could they
possibly eat more?
328
00:16:04,226 --> 00:16:07,180
- I'm kind of surprised.
- I know. They're bottomless pits.
329
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,414
I mean at you.
330
00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:12,482
You've known them long
enough not to be so confused.
331
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,954
I'm not confused. I'm
just... What do you mean?
332
00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:20,896
Their eating habits are just the
start of what you have to get used to.
333
00:16:21,138 --> 00:16:23,251
There's tons of stuff
you should be aware of.
334
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:24,781
- Really?
- Yeah.
335
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,799
Like, don't ever use the
last of the Parmesan cheese.
336
00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:30,128
And never get into a heavy
discussion late at night...
337
00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:32,100
'cause that's when
they're at their crankiest.
338
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:35,632
- And go with their bits.
- Their bits?
339
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:39,472
Yes, like if you're eating pizza
with them, and Lorelai decides that...
340
00:16:39,716 --> 00:16:42,989
the pepperoni is angry at the
mushrooms because they have an attitude...
341
00:16:43,216 --> 00:16:46,523
and then she holds up a pepperoni
and it asks for your opinion...
342
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,222
don't just laugh.
Answer the pepperoni.
343
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:50,570
Answer the pepperoni.
344
00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:53,100
Don't let them near puppies,
they'll want every one.
345
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:54,853
That one I knew.
346
00:16:56,712 --> 00:16:57,905
And here's a big one.
347
00:16:58,045 --> 00:17:01,874
If you ever think that they're
doing something crazy, they're not.
348
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:03,668
You see, after a
while, their thinking
349
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,479
becomes clear, but
by the time it's clear...
350
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:09,061
they've already done two other totally
crazy things that you can't figure out.
351
00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:10,644
So there's no catching up.
352
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,826
- You have much knowledge.
- You got that from Rory.
353
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:17,348
And does Lorelai know what
kind of ice cream you like?
354
00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:20,143
Yeah, chocolate chip.
I already told her...
355
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:21,127
Chocolate chip.
356
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,372
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
357
00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:25,287
Wow.
358
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,870
I'm so full. Why did
you let me eat so much?
359
00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:33,869
Yeah. They'll blame you.
360
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,272
- It's past 11:00, guys.
- Okay.
361
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,194
- How're you doing?
- I'm stable.
362
00:17:56,364 --> 00:17:57,761
You're a lovely shade of puce.
363
00:17:57,905 --> 00:18:01,370
Don't say puce. It sounds like
another word I don't want to hear now.
364
00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:02,726
Sorry.
365
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:05,297
You know, they're still outside.
366
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:08,160
- Who?
- Rory and Dean.
367
00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:11,197
How long you think
they'll be out there?
368
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,792
- I don't know.
- So there's no time limit or anything?
369
00:18:13,984 --> 00:18:16,972
Yes. When they both get tired
of saying, "No, you're prettier"...
370
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:18,782
to each other, the night's over.
371
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,259
- Come on.
- What?
372
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:23,750
- I'm going to be living here soon.
- I know that.
373
00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:26,492
I just thought I should
know what the procedure is...
374
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,723
- when stuff like this comes up.
- Stuff like what?
375
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:34,328
Say you're not here, I come home,
there's Rory and Dean in the dark...
376
00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:37,876
all alone, after 11:00. How
do I handle stuff like that?
377
00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,613
Max, Rory is very
low maintenance.
378
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:43,162
Kind of like that
robot kid in Al.
379
00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:46,181
Only way less mother-obsessed.
My God, that kid was so annoying.
380
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,221
I would have pushed him out
of the car while it was moving.
381
00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:53,345
What if I catch them one
night making out on the couch?
382
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:58,049
- Turn off the light?
- You're not being serious.
383
00:18:58,264 --> 00:19:00,616
Max, they're teenagers.
They can kiss a little bit.
384
00:19:00,804 --> 00:19:04,236
Okay, what do I do if
Rory comes home drunk?
385
00:19:04,471 --> 00:19:06,698
- Come on!
- It happens.
386
00:19:06,887 --> 00:19:08,284
Not to Rory, it doesn't.
387
00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:11,893
I know, but theoretically,
just in a make-believe world...
388
00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:13,885
if she did, what would I do?
389
00:19:14,635 --> 00:19:17,464
- Nothing.
- Excuse me?
390
00:19:17,675 --> 00:19:20,266
You would do nothing.
I would handle it.
391
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:23,262
So basically, I have
no role in Rory's life.
392
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:26,302
Max, Rory's done.
She's brought up.
393
00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:28,813
She's Rory. You
don't need a role.
394
00:19:29,589 --> 00:19:30,658
Fine.
395
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,676
I don't see the problem here.
396
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:37,827
Clearly. So I should do
nothing around here, ever.
397
00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:40,234
- No, not nothing ever.
- What, then?
398
00:19:40,419 --> 00:19:43,135
Making the garlic bread the
other night was really good.
399
00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:46,051
So other than making garlic
bread and answering the phone...
400
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,240
what else is my
role around here?
401
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:53,254
You're my fellow. You're
my guy, my old man.
402
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:56,098
- And what does that entail?
- All things dirty.
403
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:59,881
- I'm not joking. We're getting married.
- I know.
404
00:20:00,289 --> 00:20:03,562
That means we're taking two separate
lives and melding them together.
405
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,425
- How do you think that's gonna work?
- I don't know.
406
00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:10,053
- Have you given it any thought at all?
- Not really.
407
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:14,779
[Stuttering] But I
will. I'll start now.
408
00:20:15,036 --> 00:20:19,070
How would you feel if I told you, "I
haven't thought about our future at all"?
409
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,076
Terrible. I would
feel terrible. I'm sorry.
410
00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:25,923
I mean it. I'm sorry.
Please come here.
411
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:31,605
Remember, it's all those
little annoying quirks...
412
00:20:32,239 --> 00:20:34,955
that make me the fascinating
woman you fell in love with.
413
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,127
Really not fair.
414
00:20:43,361 --> 00:20:46,157
I've got a lingerie drawer
full of not fair, mister.
415
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:49,320
Okay. We didn't need
to get into this tonight.
416
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:53,008
I definitely broke Dean's
late-night cranky rule.
417
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:58,098
- Whose what?
- Nothing.
418
00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:06,591
Welcome, townspeople.
419
00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:10,862
So you're going to spoil
it right off the bat, Luke?
420
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,540
- Why waste time?
- What about dinner?
421
00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:15,395
- You don't eat at a bachelorette party.
- You got to eat.
422
00:21:15,603 --> 00:21:18,035
No. You gotta drink, dance,
party, and drink some more.
423
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:20,136
I'll hurl before the
night's half over.
424
00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:23,697
- This is all very fascinating.
- Sorry, we'll keep it down.
425
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,605
- How about keeping it silent?
- Way down.
426
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,120
- Or zipping it shut?
- Little, tiny mice voices.
427
00:21:29,141 --> 00:21:32,687
Townspeople, we should all be
proud of the new addition to our streets.
428
00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:36,602
I know many of you have wanted a
traffic light and a crosswalk for years...
429
00:21:36,848 --> 00:21:37,881
What?
430
00:21:38,014 --> 00:21:40,161
And now your
dream has come true.
431
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:42,176
- It's like Hitler's Germany.
- Luke!
432
00:21:42,346 --> 00:21:45,811
You're trying to brainwash us, telling
us we want something that we don't...
433
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,326
and not giving us any choice.
434
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,561
Shush, we're planning.
435
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,777
I heard. You're idiots
if you don't eat first.
436
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:55,204
Everybody, let me segue into the
informational portion of our gathering.
437
00:21:55,468 --> 00:21:58,298
If I can turn your
attention to the pole here...
438
00:21:58,508 --> 00:22:02,542
you will see a yellow button with
an instructional panel right above it.
439
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,708
My God, that's the biggest
yellow button I've ever seen.
440
00:22:05,923 --> 00:22:09,752
If you'll read the panel above the
button, you'll learn how the system works.
441
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:12,563
"To cross street, push yellow
button, wait for walk signal.
442
00:22:12,755 --> 00:22:16,267
"When signal reads 'walk" step into
street and proceed to the other side."
443
00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:20,015
- It's written for morons.
- In big, stupid letters, too.
444
00:22:20,337 --> 00:22:21,894
I hate being infantilized.
445
00:22:22,045 --> 00:22:25,238
Does no one here care about
the spate of near-accidents...
446
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,131
we have suffered
over the past year?
447
00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:29,645
Near-accidents, meaning
they didn't happen.
448
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:32,549
Because they didn't, doesn't mean
we shouldn't ward against them.
449
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:35,580
There's lots of things that don't
happen that we don't ward against.
450
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,859
- Like?
- Like everything.
451
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,916
So that everything doesn't happen
here, meaning nothing happens?
452
00:22:41,123 --> 00:22:43,350
It's not nothing
happens. Stuff happens.
453
00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:46,049
It's that it's not
everything that's...
454
00:22:48,412 --> 00:22:49,765
Damn it, Taylor!
455
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:54,158
Now for some interesting stats.
456
00:22:54,453 --> 00:22:58,839
It's you, me, Miss Patty, Rory,
Babette. Babette, you're coming, right?
457
00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:01,676
Doll, I'm sorry, I won't
be able to make it.
458
00:23:01,688 --> 00:23:02,470
Babette, no.
459
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,689
We're having Morey's
parents over for dinner.
460
00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:06,458
If you cancel on
them last minute...
461
00:23:06,616 --> 00:23:09,173
they'll stick a red hot poker
up your you-know-where.
462
00:23:09,365 --> 00:23:10,717
We'll miss you.
463
00:23:10,865 --> 00:23:13,695
But stick your hand down the
front of some guy's pants for me.
464
00:23:13,905 --> 00:23:16,860
- I hope you're talking about a stripper.
- Whatever.
465
00:23:17,071 --> 00:23:21,264
The length of the walk-signal's
duration has thoughtfully been timed...
466
00:23:21,529 --> 00:23:25,597
to accommodate the pace of
Stars Hollow's oldest living resident.
467
00:23:26,153 --> 00:23:30,937
So to inaugurate the signal,
our beloved Mrs. Lanahan...
468
00:23:31,484 --> 00:23:36,109
is going to push the button and lead
the first historic group across the street.
469
00:23:37,442 --> 00:23:39,350
- Ready with the camera, Kirk?
- Rolling.
470
00:23:41,773 --> 00:23:44,523
The cap is still
on the lens, dear.
471
00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:46,841
Thanks.
472
00:23:48,314 --> 00:23:50,030
I'm not wearing
a veil at the party.
473
00:23:50,187 --> 00:23:52,619
The bride always wears a
veil at the bachelorette party.
474
00:23:52,812 --> 00:23:55,800
- I'm not wearing a veil at the wedding.
- You're not? I love veils.
475
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,896
- No, we're going cas.
- It's a big day. You gotta have some pomp.
476
00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:01,327
- You should elope and get it over with.
- No one asked you.
477
00:24:01,351 --> 00:24:03,022
Eloping was not
out of the question.
478
00:24:03,184 --> 00:24:04,980
But you don't get a
wedding over with.
479
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:08,018
Why not? It's a bureaucratic civil
ceremony, and a pointless one.
480
00:24:08,225 --> 00:24:10,498
- Don't listen to him.
- He's just being Luke.
481
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,353
It's not biologically natural
for people to mate for life.
482
00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:15,148
Animals don't mate for life.
483
00:24:15,432 --> 00:24:17,988
Well, ducks do, but who
the hell cares what ducks do?
484
00:24:18,181 --> 00:24:20,170
People grow and
evolve their whole lives.
485
00:24:20,346 --> 00:24:23,892
The chances that you'll grow and
evolve at the same rate as someone else...
486
00:24:24,138 --> 00:24:26,774
are too slim to take. The
minute you say "I do"...
487
00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:30,436
you're sticking yourself in a tiny
little box for the rest of your life...
488
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,348
but at least you
had a party first.
489
00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:34,499
Okay, I'm tired of you now.
490
00:24:34,676 --> 00:24:37,586
We're gonna finish this conversation
away from Crotchety Guy.
491
00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:53,438
This place looks like fun.
492
00:24:53,671 --> 00:24:55,945
- They're gonna never let me in.
- They will let you in.
493
00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:58,766
This is a felony, you
know, corrupting a minor.
494
00:24:58,962 --> 00:25:00,633
We'll all end up in the pokey.
495
00:25:00,794 --> 00:25:02,624
He's right. We're all
going to the pokey.
496
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,465
Don't say pokey. It's creepy.
497
00:25:04,627 --> 00:25:06,104
- Just try to look older.
- How?
498
00:25:06,252 --> 00:25:08,808
Look like you're thinking
about retirement, 401(k)s.
499
00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:11,353
You should've brought your
fake beard and mustache.
500
00:25:11,542 --> 00:25:12,700
Who invited Mr. Snicklefritz?
501
00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:14,507
He heard us planning
and wanted to come.
502
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:17,018
I did not know the evening
included baby-sitting.
503
00:25:17,207 --> 00:25:19,002
She's going to get in.
504
00:25:19,165 --> 00:25:20,563
[Cell phone ringing]
505
00:25:21,081 --> 00:25:22,194
Sorry.
506
00:25:24,788 --> 00:25:25,787
Hey.
507
00:25:25,913 --> 00:25:28,788
So my bachelor party's
come to a screeching halt.
508
00:25:28,996 --> 00:25:29,995
What? Why?
509
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,870
There's been an accident. I'm
fine, but we're at the hospital.
510
00:25:33,078 --> 00:25:34,271
My God, what happened?
511
00:25:34,411 --> 00:25:37,320
We were coming out of the restaurant,
and heading to our next stop...
512
00:25:37,535 --> 00:25:40,092
when my brother decides to
leapfrog over a parking meter.
513
00:25:40,285 --> 00:25:42,353
- Why did he do that?
- Middle child.
514
00:25:42,534 --> 00:25:45,249
- Poor Jan.
- Anyway, he didn't make it.
515
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:47,280
Ouch. How drunk was he?
516
00:25:47,450 --> 00:25:50,526
He wasn't drunk. He's saying that the
parking meters in Hartford are taller...
517
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:53,171
than the parking meters in
Duluth, so he just miscalculated.
518
00:25:54,531 --> 00:25:56,963
I've got a concussion.
I'm good. Let's drink!
519
00:25:57,155 --> 00:26:00,781
- Hold on a second. You got a concussion?
- A little one, though.
520
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:03,176
- What is he saying?
- It's a mild concussion.
521
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,668
- We're taking him home.
- Take him home, then go hit a strip club.
522
00:26:06,902 --> 00:26:07,588
Excuse me?
523
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,334
I am telling you, this
is your last chance...
524
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,204
to look at another
woman's breastage.
525
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,711
Point well taken.
I'll call you tomorrow.
526
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,684
Okay, new rule for the evening:
No calls to fiancée or boyfriends...
527
00:26:18,941 --> 00:26:22,691
or anything else like that.
It's girls' night out! Plus Michel.
528
00:26:24,856 --> 00:26:27,652
It's $12. And it's 18 and over.
529
00:26:28,813 --> 00:26:29,812
She's 18.
530
00:26:29,938 --> 00:26:34,324
That's right, last week.
So it's a new 18, but it's 18.
531
00:26:34,687 --> 00:26:35,721
You got some ID?
532
00:26:35,854 --> 00:26:39,843
Hey, sir, make way for Rory.
That's her name and her only name.
533
00:26:40,102 --> 00:26:41,738
Rory. Single name,
she's that important.
534
00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,450
Internationally known
international supermodel...
535
00:26:44,642 --> 00:26:47,392
and sometimes spokesperson
for international products.
536
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,713
She's very big in Germany.
537
00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,316
Ja, with the
Lederhosen and such.
538
00:26:52,474 --> 00:26:54,269
- $12.
- Thank you.
539
00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:56,462
Danke schön, cutie.
540
00:26:56,597 --> 00:26:58,586
[Singing Get Happy]
541
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,118
This is a drag club.
542
00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:15,609
It's called the Queen Victoria. What
did you expect? Tea and crumpets?
543
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:19,271
Guys, I guess we're
going to have to stand.
544
00:27:19,467 --> 00:27:21,421
Wait, that one looks open.
545
00:27:26,881 --> 00:27:28,075
SOOKIE: Oh, my God.
546
00:27:28,756 --> 00:27:31,744
What in Lucifer's reach
is my mother doing here?
547
00:27:31,964 --> 00:27:34,157
- I invited her.
- You what?
548
00:27:34,338 --> 00:27:37,963
Just a little surprise for you.
I thought it would be a kick.
549
00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:44,052
Excuse me, sir, you
look just like my mother.
550
00:27:44,252 --> 00:27:45,729
Hi, Grandma. Come here often?
551
00:27:45,876 --> 00:27:47,706
I should say not.
How did you get in?
552
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:50,512
Apparently, I'm an
internationally known supermodel.
553
00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:53,743
- Happy bachelorette party, Lorelai.
- Thank you, Mother.
554
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:57,787
In the future, when you plan something
and tell a person to show up at 8:00...
555
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,154
it is considered good manners
for you to also show up at 8:00.
556
00:28:01,373 --> 00:28:04,009
I didn't actually invite
you, Mother. Michel did.
557
00:28:04,205 --> 00:28:06,671
- I feel much better now.
- Let's drink.
558
00:28:06,871 --> 00:28:09,780
Looks like Emily's gotten a
head start. What are you drinking?
559
00:28:09,996 --> 00:28:12,428
Manhattan. Good,
too. Not too sweet.
560
00:28:12,869 --> 00:28:15,540
I ordered it from that nice
fellow dressed as Joan Crawford.
561
00:28:15,744 --> 00:28:20,209
So is there no dancing here? I
was hoping there'd be dancing.
562
00:28:20,493 --> 00:28:22,242
You need to strut, Tony Manero?
563
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,716
It is a weekend, and on
the weekends, I like to move.
564
00:28:24,908 --> 00:28:26,704
And the ladies,
they like it, too.
565
00:28:26,867 --> 00:28:29,014
Especially when
you move out of town.
566
00:28:29,949 --> 00:28:32,142
- Has she eaten?
- Yeah, about a quart of wine.
567
00:28:32,323 --> 00:28:34,675
- Hi, Mae West.
- What can I get for you?
568
00:28:34,864 --> 00:28:36,342
My dignity back.
569
00:28:36,488 --> 00:28:40,442
A rum and coke, margarita, no salt,
martini with olives, a Shirley Temple.
570
00:28:40,696 --> 00:28:42,969
- Love her.
- I'll have her on the rocks, please.
571
00:28:43,153 --> 00:28:46,903
And I'll have a giant
Long Island Iced Tea.
572
00:28:47,152 --> 00:28:48,379
Coming up.
573
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,871
Lorelai, how're you feeling?
574
00:28:51,026 --> 00:28:54,140
I'm tipsy, but just short
of seeing pink elephants.
575
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,745
I mean about you getting
married. It's only a week away.
576
00:28:56,942 --> 00:29:01,612
I'm fine. I figured once I got the shoes to
match the dress, the rest was just gravy.
577
00:29:02,065 --> 00:29:03,940
I must say, I admire
your composure.
578
00:29:04,107 --> 00:29:05,856
The week before my
wedding, I was a wreck.
579
00:29:06,022 --> 00:29:09,295
- So was I, before all of mine.
- How many was that?
580
00:29:09,522 --> 00:29:13,476
There was Sinjen, John, Sergio,
Sinjen. Three men, four times.
581
00:29:13,728 --> 00:29:14,956
You regret any of them?
582
00:29:15,104 --> 00:29:18,331
Sinjen was a letdown
the second time...
583
00:29:18,561 --> 00:29:21,072
but he was my Burton,
and I was his Taylor.
584
00:29:21,269 --> 00:29:24,018
I just wish I could've found a
little Mike Todd in the middle.
585
00:29:24,226 --> 00:29:27,294
I can't believe it was 34 years
ago that I married Richard.
586
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,108
I remember it so distinctly.
587
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:32,732
- There's going to be a romantic story.
- My stomach was not my friend.
588
00:29:32,974 --> 00:29:35,376
It was full of
butterflies, I couldn't eat.
589
00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:36,247
What a bummer.
590
00:29:36,473 --> 00:29:39,222
I was actually weak in the
knees, trembling all the time.
591
00:29:39,431 --> 00:29:40,465
Really?
592
00:29:40,597 --> 00:29:44,028
When I wasn't actually with Richard,
I was thinking about him constantly.
593
00:29:44,263 --> 00:29:47,092
Imagining what he was doing,
was he thinking about me...
594
00:29:47,303 --> 00:29:49,338
making up little
scenarios in my head...
595
00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:52,387
about how we'd run into each
other accidentally at the club...
596
00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:54,945
and he would be playing
golf, and I would walk by...
597
00:29:55,135 --> 00:29:59,249
and he would be so distracted that
he'd completely miss the ball. Silly.
598
00:29:59,509 --> 00:30:01,066
- It's sweet.
- I was in love.
599
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:03,330
It is wonderful to be in love.
600
00:30:03,591 --> 00:30:08,056
But the thing I remember most was that
for the entire week before my wedding...
601
00:30:08,382 --> 00:30:11,688
I'd wait till my mother went to
sleep, and I'd sneak out of bed...
602
00:30:11,922 --> 00:30:15,547
and I'd put on my wedding dress
and my tiara and my gloves...
603
00:30:15,921 --> 00:30:19,228
and I would stare at myself
in the mirror and think...
604
00:30:19,545 --> 00:30:21,341
how very safe I felt...
605
00:30:21,545 --> 00:30:24,772
how very right and
wise and honored.
606
00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:29,400
This is a very good drink.
I highly recommend it.
607
00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:31,458
Okay, I've got to make a call.
608
00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:33,694
- Are you calling Jackson?
- No.
609
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,310
Well, yes, but it's only
because I need to pick up...
610
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:40,734
something I left at his house
that, if it's still there, I should...
611
00:30:40,956 --> 00:30:42,831
Hi, honey, it's me.
612
00:30:42,997 --> 00:30:44,985
And who are you writing to?
613
00:30:45,205 --> 00:30:48,955
- I just want to see if Dean's around.
- And thinking about you?
614
00:30:52,578 --> 00:30:56,532
- No, not you, too.
- No, it's... I'll be quick.
615
00:31:01,951 --> 00:31:03,939
- Hi.
- Hi, who's this?
616
00:31:04,117 --> 00:31:07,390
It's Trixie from the other
night. You never called me.
617
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:11,048
- Lorelai?
- You got me. What're you doing?
618
00:31:11,281 --> 00:31:13,156
I'm just hanging out.
What're you doing?
619
00:31:13,323 --> 00:31:15,789
I'm at a bachelorette party.
620
00:31:16,155 --> 00:31:18,348
- Cool. Whose?
- Mine.
621
00:31:18,697 --> 00:31:20,844
Yours? Wow.
622
00:31:21,154 --> 00:31:23,427
I know, I'm still kind
of wow about it myself.
623
00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:24,759
Who's the lucky guy?
624
00:31:24,903 --> 00:31:26,653
You don't know
him. His name's Max.
625
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:29,093
- Right. Max.
- You do know him?
626
00:31:29,277 --> 00:31:32,106
Rory mentioned him. She
didn't mention it was serious.
627
00:31:32,318 --> 00:31:35,943
It wasn't. We hooked up,
and then it was going good...
628
00:31:36,192 --> 00:31:38,180
and then we broke up
'cause one of us freaked out.
629
00:31:38,358 --> 00:31:40,108
- You freaked out.
- I freaked out...
630
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:43,467
and then we got back together
and it suddenly got very serious.
631
00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:44,724
So is he worthy?
632
00:31:44,856 --> 00:31:47,731
- Is anyone?
- Bono, maybe? Bryan Ferry?
633
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,814
- Get serious.
- A young Tom Waits?
634
00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:51,174
Now you're talking.
635
00:31:51,313 --> 00:31:53,381
- What's he like?
- He's great.
636
00:31:53,562 --> 00:31:55,312
Could you be a
little more vague?
637
00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:57,592
I don't know, he's
Max. He's great.
638
00:31:57,770 --> 00:31:59,565
What's his CD collection like?
639
00:31:59,727 --> 00:32:01,920
Don't read into
his CD collection.
640
00:32:02,102 --> 00:32:03,579
Jazz? Classical?
What's the story?
641
00:32:03,726 --> 00:32:05,761
It's kind of a
general collection.
642
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,599
Christopher.
643
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:10,952
Are we talking a dozen soundtracks,
a few Beatles, a Bob Dylan...
644
00:32:11,183 --> 00:32:12,581
- plus a generic 50?
- I said don't.
645
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:13,757
Alanis Morissette?
646
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:17,117
A lot of people knee-jerked about
her first one. Cut them some slack.
647
00:32:17,348 --> 00:32:19,700
- Dave Matthews?
- A couple of his things are good.
648
00:32:19,889 --> 00:32:22,036
- Buena Vista Social Club?
- Stop it.
649
00:32:22,222 --> 00:32:23,733
- Enya?
- I'm going to hit you.
650
00:32:23,888 --> 00:32:24,956
We're on the phone.
651
00:32:25,096 --> 00:32:28,164
- I'll come over there and hit you.
- You're at your bachelorette party.
652
00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:31,375
- Right.
- So why are you calling me?
653
00:32:32,594 --> 00:32:34,867
Because you know me really well.
654
00:32:35,510 --> 00:32:36,544
Yes, I do.
655
00:32:36,677 --> 00:32:40,302
And I just wanted to tell someone
who knows me really well...
656
00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:42,108
that I'm getting married.
657
00:32:42,258 --> 00:32:45,804
As someone who knows you
really well, I say congratulations.
658
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,279
If you found the guy,
I think that's great.
659
00:32:48,465 --> 00:32:50,817
And you can picture
me married, right?
660
00:32:51,005 --> 00:32:53,835
Yeah. To the right guy, I
can picture you married.
661
00:32:54,047 --> 00:32:55,080
Thanks.
662
00:32:55,213 --> 00:32:58,281
- You should get back to your party.
- Right.
663
00:32:59,462 --> 00:33:02,416
- He's a great guy, Max.
- I'm sure he is.
664
00:33:02,753 --> 00:33:04,821
- I was just kidding around.
- I know.
665
00:33:05,169 --> 00:33:07,316
- I'll talk to you later.
- Bye.
666
00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:10,456
- Can you put Trixie back on the phone?
- Bye.
667
00:33:15,749 --> 00:33:17,146
- Hey.
- Hey.
668
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:20,597
- Michel leave?
- No. He said he had to shake his thing.
669
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:34,336
So how's your guy?
670
00:33:34,994 --> 00:33:37,301
- How's Max doing?
- Fine.
671
00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:39,782
Everything's just fine.
672
00:33:48,116 --> 00:33:51,151
I think I know what an aneurysm
feels like before you have it.
673
00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:54,002
Like a baseball the size of
a cantaloupe in your head.
674
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,709
- Good one.
- What?
675
00:33:55,988 --> 00:33:58,818
- Baseball the size of a cantaloupe.
- Yeah.
676
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:03,586
Because a baseball can only be
one size, so it's a Yogi Berra type thing.
677
00:34:04,195 --> 00:34:05,468
Yogi Bear?
678
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:08,505
No. Forget it.
679
00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:11,125
I feel like crap on toast.
680
00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:13,431
Where were you after you
broke off from the group?
681
00:34:13,609 --> 00:34:18,234
I sat at a table with Janet Jackson
and Celine Dion. Very nice guys.
682
00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:22,639
By the way, your husband-to-be is
out there looking annoyingly perky.
683
00:34:22,899 --> 00:34:24,694
Slap him or I will.
684
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,479
Hey!
685
00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:33,007
What did I do?
686
00:34:33,146 --> 00:34:35,816
- You spoke at a normal volume.
- Sorry.
687
00:34:36,104 --> 00:34:38,541
You did nothing wrong. I'm just
mad you're not more hung over.
688
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:40,682
- I tried. I did.
- Liar.
689
00:34:40,852 --> 00:34:42,204
I drank copiously.
690
00:34:42,352 --> 00:34:45,625
People who drank copiously
do not use words like "copiously."
691
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,328
Ask my brother.
692
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:48,915
How is Mr. McMeterhopper?
693
00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:51,172
Ironically, he feels
better than you.
694
00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:53,623
- It's so wrong.
- He's fine.
695
00:34:54,265 --> 00:34:57,652
I was going to drop my printer off
at the house, but Rory wasn't there...
696
00:34:57,889 --> 00:35:00,117
and guess who doesn't
possess his own set of keys yet?
697
00:35:00,305 --> 00:35:02,499
- I'm guessing it's you.
- It's still me.
698
00:35:02,846 --> 00:35:04,243
Max, I'm sorry. I forgot.
699
00:35:04,388 --> 00:35:05,820
- Again.
- Again.
700
00:35:06,595 --> 00:35:09,027
- You're mad.
- No. A little.
701
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:11,777
- They're just keys.
- Try being without them and say that.
702
00:35:11,969 --> 00:35:14,479
- I've lost my keys before.
- I haven't. I never got them.
703
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:15,711
You'll get them.
704
00:35:15,843 --> 00:35:18,513
I'm trying really hard not
to read too much into this.
705
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,275
- Like what?
- Like you don't want me...
706
00:35:20,425 --> 00:35:22,459
having keys or
coming in the house.
707
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:25,781
- Max, that's crazy.
- Well, I need keys.
708
00:35:26,007 --> 00:35:27,678
I need an assistant.
709
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,385
You need to think about someone other
than yourself for a few minutes a day.
710
00:35:33,255 --> 00:35:34,323
Ouch.
711
00:35:36,254 --> 00:35:39,368
That was too strong.
Maybe I am a little hung over.
712
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:44,620
This is not a good day
for keys or communication.
713
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,756
- I'll just bring the printer by later.
- Bring it tomorrow.
714
00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:51,073
- I'll bring it tomorrow.
- Okay. I'll have the keys.
715
00:36:00,248 --> 00:36:02,282
I can't believe school's
already starting.
716
00:36:02,456 --> 00:36:05,604
I used to hate school starting.
I once flipped the pages back...
717
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,296
on my mom's calendar
and tried to convince her...
718
00:36:08,496 --> 00:36:10,007
it was June and not September.
719
00:36:10,162 --> 00:36:12,151
- Didn't work?
- Oddly enough.
720
00:36:12,411 --> 00:36:15,002
- I got an interesting call today.
- Yeah? Who?
721
00:36:15,244 --> 00:36:17,312
- Dad.
- Cool. How is he?
722
00:36:17,494 --> 00:36:19,880
- I talked to him last night.
- He mentioned that.
723
00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:22,906
- I was about to mention it myself.
- That's quite a coincidence.
724
00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:26,071
- Did I not mention it last night?
- No, not to my knowledge.
725
00:36:26,283 --> 00:36:27,601
I could have sworn I did.
726
00:36:28,449 --> 00:36:31,915
- Why did you call him?
- Just to check in.
727
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:35,111
- At your bachelorette party?
- Seemed as good a time as any.
728
00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:38,118
- To catch up on calls?
- Yeah, pretty much.
729
00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:40,196
Seems like a weird time.
730
00:36:41,279 --> 00:36:44,870
- Did he call just to fink on me?
- No, he wanted to see what's up with you.
731
00:36:45,111 --> 00:36:46,747
He thought it was weird, too.
732
00:36:46,903 --> 00:36:49,255
Heaven forbid I ever
use the phone again.
733
00:36:49,444 --> 00:36:51,398
Was it when you told
us you were calling Max?
734
00:36:51,568 --> 00:36:52,965
Somewhere around there.
735
00:36:53,109 --> 00:36:54,620
Why did you say
you were calling Max?
736
00:36:54,776 --> 00:36:57,367
Honey, some day when
you're a little older...
737
00:36:57,566 --> 00:37:01,271
you will be introduced to something
that is extremely seductive but fickle.
738
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:05,910
A fair-weather friend who seems benign
but packs a wallop like a donkey kick.
739
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:08,746
That is the Long
Island Iced Tea.
740
00:37:09,147 --> 00:37:13,022
The Long Island Iced Tea makes you
do things that you normally wouldn't do.
741
00:37:13,271 --> 00:37:15,179
Like lifting your
skirt in public...
742
00:37:15,354 --> 00:37:18,422
or calling someone you normally
wouldn't call at really weird times.
743
00:37:18,645 --> 00:37:20,520
I'm not looking
forward to meeting it.
744
00:37:20,685 --> 00:37:22,913
I'd definitely walk
the other way.
745
00:37:23,101 --> 00:37:25,977
- You know, Dad wants you to be happy.
- I know.
746
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:29,173
- And I really want you to be happy.
- I know, sweetie.
747
00:37:29,391 --> 00:37:31,743
You are happy about
all this, aren't you?
748
00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:34,490
- Don't I seem happy?
- I guess.
749
00:37:34,682 --> 00:37:35,954
Okay, then.
750
00:37:36,681 --> 00:37:39,557
- I'll be in my room if you need me.
- Okay.
751
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,158
- What is that?
- It's a huppah.
752
00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:01,989
- A what?
- A huppah.
753
00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:05,121
You stand under it, you and
Max. It's for your wedding.
754
00:38:05,924 --> 00:38:06,923
Did you make that?
755
00:38:07,049 --> 00:38:09,844
Yeah, I had some time,
so... Give me a hand.
756
00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:14,687
- Luke, it's beautiful.
- Well, I saw a picture in a book.
757
00:38:15,255 --> 00:38:16,812
The picture looks better.
758
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,030
It's got carvings.
Birds and flowers.
759
00:38:20,253 --> 00:38:23,083
- Yeah, there's also a goat.
- A goat?
760
00:38:23,294 --> 00:38:26,329
I don't know what it stands
for, but it was in the picture...
761
00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:27,582
and you like goats, right?
762
00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:30,543
- Yeah, goats are good.
- Okay, so there you go.
763
00:38:31,167 --> 00:38:33,202
What on earth
inspired you to do this?
764
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,885
You're getting married. You
can't just stand in the hot sun...
765
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,469
in the middle of a lawn that
hasn't been mowed in weeks.
766
00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:41,051
- I guess he doesn't mow?
- No, Max isn't a mower.
767
00:38:41,248 --> 00:38:45,157
Okay, you needed something.
Here it is. I'll mow it if you want.
768
00:38:45,413 --> 00:38:47,721
We got one of the Petes
from the nursery to do that.
769
00:38:47,913 --> 00:38:49,186
- Big Pete?
- Little Pete.
770
00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:51,966
- He's the better of the Petes.
- We've always thought so.
771
00:38:53,453 --> 00:38:55,964
Aren't huppahs Jewish?
772
00:38:57,786 --> 00:38:58,933
Maybe.
773
00:38:59,951 --> 00:39:02,622
Is it okay that Max
and I aren't Jewish?
774
00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:04,228
It's okay by me.
775
00:39:04,367 --> 00:39:07,515
I mean to stand under it. God
won't smite us or anything?
776
00:39:07,741 --> 00:39:08,810
I highly doubt it.
777
00:39:08,949 --> 00:39:12,539
Plus God would probably have to get a
license from Taylor to do any smiting...
778
00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:15,975
in Stars Hollow on a
weekend, so I'd say you're safe.
779
00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:22,014
You know, I wasn't putting down
Max. He seems like a really good guy.
780
00:39:22,279 --> 00:39:25,586
- He is, and you were putting him down.
- Well, I didn't mean to.
781
00:39:26,944 --> 00:39:29,410
Did you mean all those
things you said about marriage?
782
00:39:29,611 --> 00:39:30,644
What things?
783
00:39:30,777 --> 00:39:33,243
- Really want me to repeat them to you?
- No.
784
00:39:33,443 --> 00:39:35,636
I guess for some people...
785
00:39:35,817 --> 00:39:39,249
marriage, you know, isn't
the worst thing in the world.
786
00:39:39,483 --> 00:39:43,597
I mean, it's probably better than
being hobbled or something like that.
787
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,315
And people can evolve
together, don't you think?
788
00:39:48,522 --> 00:39:50,795
- Maybe.
- Yoko and John Lennon did.
789
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:53,048
They just got closer
and closer with time.
790
00:39:53,229 --> 00:39:55,945
- At the end, they had the same face.
- It got a little spooky.
791
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:58,020
- But cool.
- Yeah, they were lucky.
792
00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,343
I guess if you can
find that one person
793
00:40:00,355 --> 00:40:02,857
who's willing to put
up with all your crap...
794
00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:06,144
and doesn't want to
change you or dress you...
795
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:10,274
or make you eat French food,
then marriage can be all right.
796
00:40:11,558 --> 00:40:14,512
But that's only if
you find that person.
797
00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:17,686
Yeah, if you find that person.
798
00:40:25,763 --> 00:40:28,229
No one has ever made
me a huppah before.
799
00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:31,910
Well, you only get
married once. Theoretically.
800
00:40:33,552 --> 00:40:35,188
Yeah, you only get married once.
801
00:40:47,757 --> 00:40:48,756
Pack.
802
00:40:48,882 --> 00:40:50,234
- What?
- Pack.
803
00:40:50,506 --> 00:40:52,892
- What's going on?
- We are hitting the road.
804
00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:53,385
What?
805
00:40:53,397 --> 00:40:55,189
Pack everything.
Traveling light's for girls.
806
00:40:55,213 --> 00:40:57,087
What's going on? Why
are we hitting the road?
807
00:40:57,254 --> 00:41:00,561
We haven't taken a road trip in
forever, and the weather is perfect.
808
00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:03,783
We can't take a road trip. You're
getting married this weekend.
809
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,116
- Do you have my blue swimsuit?
- What about Max?
810
00:41:06,294 --> 00:41:08,567
- We need sunscreen.
- Mom, stop.
811
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:11,721
- What?
- Are you and Max getting married?
812
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:15,379
- No.
- Why?
813
00:41:21,207 --> 00:41:24,832
Because I didn't want to try on
my wedding dress every night.
814
00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:31,458
Where are we going?
815
00:41:32,287 --> 00:41:33,142
We don't have to.
816
00:41:33,154 --> 00:41:35,162
Hot, cold, rocky,
sandy, mountain, valley?
817
00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:39,358
- I didn't really have a particular spot.
- Packing for all contingencies. Got it.
818
00:41:39,619 --> 00:41:42,767
- Light layers.
- Yeah, light layers.
819
00:41:42,993 --> 00:41:44,186
Do you need a book?
820
00:41:45,326 --> 00:41:47,599
- That Colette biography.
- I lost your place in it.
821
00:41:47,782 --> 00:41:50,056
- It's okay, I have to start over anyway.
- You got it.
822
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,309
- And hurry.
- Are we going tonight?
823
00:41:52,490 --> 00:41:54,088
- First thing in the morning.
- Sevenish?
824
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,387
Fiveish. It'll be
more like sixish.
825
00:41:56,572 --> 00:41:57,606
Let's shoot for fiveish.
826
00:41:57,739 --> 00:41:59,807
You are crazy, and I love it.
827
00:42:05,737 --> 00:42:08,805
RORY: Wow, totally deserted.
LORELAI: We're the last ones left.
828
00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:12,918
- So are we almost there?
- We're almost there and nowhere near it.
829
00:42:13,151 --> 00:42:14,822
All that matters is we're going.
830
00:42:14,984 --> 00:42:17,450
- We're practically gone already.
- Look out, world.