1 00:00:01,926 --> 00:00:03,674 - Where is this place? - Not too far. 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,510 You've been saying that for miles. 3 00:00:05,671 --> 00:00:08,021 - My feet are sore. - When did you become older than me? 4 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:10,799 Tell me what this new breakfast place is, and I'll be quiet. 5 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:14,031 It's an amazing new mystery place I found. That's all I'm telling you. 6 00:00:14,246 --> 00:00:15,483 Is it in this town or the next? 7 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,766 - We don't patronize the next town. - Since when? 8 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:20,255 Didn't they feed lead to our jumping frog or something? 9 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:22,957 Right after they stoned the woman who won the lottery. 10 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:24,380 See, so the boycott's legit. 11 00:00:24,527 --> 00:00:26,594 - Wait. Stop. - Look, it's Michael Landon. 12 00:00:26,774 --> 00:00:29,443 You guys walk fast. I've been chasing you for the past two blocks. 13 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:30,714 We were being followed. 14 00:00:30,854 --> 00:00:32,251 I told you I wasn't being paranoid. 15 00:00:32,394 --> 00:00:35,267 Now you'll believe me when I say the furniture moved itself. 16 00:00:35,473 --> 00:00:37,110 - Where're you going? - Mystery breakfast. 17 00:00:37,264 --> 00:00:39,818 - Out of town? - Remember the definition of mystery? 18 00:00:40,011 --> 00:00:43,077 I was wondering if it's okay to practice on your pots and pans again. 19 00:00:43,299 --> 00:00:44,855 It's not like they have any other use. 20 00:00:45,006 --> 00:00:46,164 I've almost nailed Ramble On. 21 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,082 I have to stop hitting my face with the sticks when I pull back. 22 00:00:49,293 --> 00:00:50,650 John Bonham had that same problem. 23 00:00:50,791 --> 00:00:53,141 - Key is in the turtle. - Enjoy your mystery breakfast. 24 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:54,601 Come on. It's not much farther. 25 00:00:54,745 --> 00:00:57,891 We're not heading toward any businesses of any kind. 26 00:00:58,449 --> 00:00:59,517 What? 27 00:00:59,657 --> 00:01:01,724 - We have arrived. - Arrived where? 28 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:03,699 You are without shame. 29 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,824 Sookie, you do not have to do this. 30 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:10,684 What do you mean? Feeding my girls, making them happy. I love doing this. 31 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:12,685 Yeah, so feel the love and pass the salt. 32 00:01:12,852 --> 00:01:15,487 - It makes me feel guilty. - Eating can help drown that. 33 00:01:15,682 --> 00:01:17,635 Yeah, eat. I'm gonna eat. 34 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:20,344 Can the help sit at the table, too? 35 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:23,179 As long as they don't sing folk songs or tell bawdy stories. 36 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:25,256 What's with Narcoleptic Nate over there? 37 00:01:25,422 --> 00:01:26,569 [Moaning] 38 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,062 He's not much of a morning person. 39 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:32,503 Now say, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." 40 00:01:32,705 --> 00:01:35,499 It takes him about an hour to become Jackson. 41 00:01:35,702 --> 00:01:38,052 - Hey, I had a good idea for the wedding. - Cool. 42 00:01:38,242 --> 00:01:41,228 Instead of wrapped Jordan almonds things at every place setting... 43 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:43,797 - what if we wrap up a few Aspirin? - Aspirin? 44 00:01:43,985 --> 00:01:46,018 For the morning-after hangovers. 45 00:01:46,192 --> 00:01:49,019 - That's funny. - 'Cause Jordan almonds are so done. 46 00:01:49,231 --> 00:01:52,217 Jackson, what do you think? Aspirin over almonds? 47 00:01:52,435 --> 00:01:53,468 [Jackson groaning] 48 00:01:53,601 --> 00:01:55,315 - Can we take that as a yes? - No. 49 00:01:55,474 --> 00:01:58,858 Everything eventually registers. He'll chime in on this in a couple of days. 50 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:00,128 - Days? - Days. 51 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:03,530 Hey, is Jackson in the house? Let me hear you say... 52 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,710 - A new toy. - Shameless. 53 00:03:02,279 --> 00:03:04,551 - How's it going? - I hate these books. Hate them. 54 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:05,733 No. 55 00:03:05,859 --> 00:03:08,528 See that? They're trying to escape. They hate me, too. 56 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:09,958 Your books don't hate you. 57 00:03:10,104 --> 00:03:12,773 Rory, my brain is full. It has reached capacity. 58 00:03:12,977 --> 00:03:14,691 It's Shea Stadium when the Beatles played. 59 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:17,915 It's cramped, girls are screaming, and George is fighting with Ringo. 60 00:03:18,138 --> 00:03:21,170 - You have a very active head. - I cannot ingest any more information. 61 00:03:21,384 --> 00:03:22,781 - Take a break. - I don't have time. 62 00:03:22,883 --> 00:03:24,201 Close your eyes, clear your head. 63 00:03:24,339 --> 00:03:25,974 Clearing my head just means that... 64 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:29,400 all the knowledge I have painstakingly stuffed in there will leak out. 65 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:33,088 In order to make room for stuff, I lose stuff. It's a very vicious circle. 66 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,647 I'll make some coffee. 67 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:36,694 - I hate finals. - Nobody likes finals. 68 00:03:36,869 --> 00:03:39,696 Thank God I'm graduating and it's the last time I cram like this. 69 00:03:39,906 --> 00:03:41,701 My pursuit of higher education has led me... 70 00:03:41,863 --> 00:03:44,452 to an interesting discovery about myself. You wanna hear it? 71 00:03:44,652 --> 00:03:47,116 - Sure. - I despise academics. 72 00:03:47,315 --> 00:03:50,858 Learning, knowledge, it's all worthless. I have no idea what you see in it. 73 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:52,102 Learning is fun. 74 00:03:52,227 --> 00:03:55,100 Plus, for me, there's that I'm a minor, so it's mandatory thing. 75 00:03:55,307 --> 00:03:57,976 That's what kills me. This is self-inflicted. I'm a masochist. 76 00:03:58,179 --> 00:04:01,802 I might as well be carrying a switch and periodically lacerating myself with it. 77 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:05,196 That diploma hanging on the wall is going to make this all worthwhile. 78 00:04:05,421 --> 00:04:09,327 I guess. Unless I turn into John Nash and start drooling on people. 79 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,846 - You're graduating. - I know. 80 00:04:13,039 --> 00:04:16,184 No, you're graduating. There's gonna be a ceremony. 81 00:04:17,201 --> 00:04:18,950 I don't know. It's a community college. 82 00:04:19,116 --> 00:04:20,514 Community colleges have ceremonies. 83 00:04:20,656 --> 00:04:24,119 My college doesn't even have a lawn. They won't necessarily have a ceremony. 84 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:26,427 - They must. Did you ask? - No. 85 00:04:26,941 --> 00:04:31,369 Well, now that you mention it, I think someone said something about... 86 00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:34,279 some cheesy ceremony for my business class. 87 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,268 - When is it? - I don't know. Next Thursday. 88 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:39,697 - That's great. You have to do it. - I don't know. 89 00:04:39,886 --> 00:04:41,282 - You have to do it. - Really? 90 00:04:41,426 --> 00:04:44,173 Yes. You've never been a part of an actual graduation ceremony. 91 00:04:44,382 --> 00:04:46,607 I know. That's because my conservative high school... 92 00:04:46,796 --> 00:04:49,703 wouldn't let me be in the ceremony and nurse you at the same time. 93 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:51,712 - Don't be gross. - You think I should do it? 94 00:04:51,873 --> 00:04:54,667 - You've worked hard. You've earned it. - I guess. 95 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:58,379 Come on. You know that deep down you really want to do this. 96 00:04:58,617 --> 00:05:01,047 I'll admit I've always wanted to wear one of those gowns. 97 00:05:01,238 --> 00:05:02,236 And the hat? 98 00:05:02,363 --> 00:05:04,430 For the tassel. You know my thing for fringe. 99 00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:08,437 They call out your name, and people clap, and you get your diploma. 100 00:05:08,689 --> 00:05:12,073 Then you do that thing where you move the tassel from one side to the other. 101 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,503 Very symbolic, very dramatic. 102 00:05:13,643 --> 00:05:15,630 - That's it. You're doing it. - If you insist. 103 00:05:15,807 --> 00:05:17,952 - Who do you want to invite? - I don't know. You. 104 00:05:18,138 --> 00:05:19,728 - And? - That's cool with me. 105 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,873 - Sookie and Jackson? - That would be fun. 106 00:05:22,051 --> 00:05:24,606 - And Grandma and Grandpa? - Oh, no. 107 00:05:24,797 --> 00:05:27,261 Come on. It's your graduation. They should be there. 108 00:05:27,462 --> 00:05:30,289 - Forget it. They won't want to be there. - Of course they will. 109 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,531 Rory, I was supposed to graduate from high school, go to Vassar... 110 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:37,891 marry a Yale man, get myself a proper nickname like Babe or Bunny. 111 00:05:38,159 --> 00:05:40,986 Instead, I got pregnant. I didn't finish high school... 112 00:05:41,197 --> 00:05:43,831 I didn't marry your father, and I ended up in a career... 113 00:05:44,028 --> 00:05:46,662 that apparently Jessica Hahn would think was beneath her. 114 00:05:46,858 --> 00:05:47,971 I humiliated them. 115 00:05:48,107 --> 00:05:51,491 The two proudest people in the world, and I humiliated them. 116 00:05:51,728 --> 00:05:54,714 I spoiled their plans. I took their fine upbringing... 117 00:05:54,933 --> 00:05:58,237 in a world of comfort and opportunity, and I threw it in their faces. 118 00:05:58,470 --> 00:06:01,582 I broke their hearts, and they'll never forgive me. 119 00:06:01,801 --> 00:06:03,946 I guess I can't expect them to. 120 00:06:04,132 --> 00:06:07,164 Maybe you're wrong about how they feel. It was a long time ago. 121 00:06:07,378 --> 00:06:11,886 Rory, I don't want them to go. It'll just hurt them, and me. 122 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,170 - Okay? - Okay. 123 00:06:15,953 --> 00:06:18,780 - You should get back to your studying. - Fine. 124 00:06:19,699 --> 00:06:20,925 - Great. - What? 125 00:06:21,072 --> 00:06:24,024 I've already forgotten everything I read in the last two hours. 126 00:06:24,236 --> 00:06:25,667 - No, you haven't. - Yes, I have. 127 00:06:25,817 --> 00:06:28,691 In fact, I may have forgotten everything I've ever known. 128 00:06:28,897 --> 00:06:31,202 - Child, what be your name? - Study. 129 00:06:34,641 --> 00:06:36,518 LORELAI: Just explain the concept one more time. 130 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,194 DEAN: And be mocked again? No, thank you. 131 00:06:38,346 --> 00:06:40,094 - Come on. - Maybe we're missing something. 132 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:42,134 You go to a special shooting range. 133 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,810 - A skeet shooting range. - Right. 134 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:46,679 There's two of you, and the guy with the gun yells, "Pull." 135 00:06:46,878 --> 00:06:49,990 The other guy releases a clay pigeon from a machine into the air... 136 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:51,435 and you try to shoot it. 137 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,932 - No, I don't think we're missing anything. - I knew it. 138 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,632 - You shoot pigeons? - Clay pigeons. 139 00:06:55,786 --> 00:06:58,136 - When you hit them, does blood come out? - They're clay. 140 00:06:58,325 --> 00:06:59,721 And why do you like to do this? 141 00:06:59,865 --> 00:07:03,487 My dad shot skeet when he was my age, and he wants to pass the tradition down. 142 00:07:03,736 --> 00:07:05,564 What if you accidentally hit a real pigeon? 143 00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:07,562 - Does that count? - That's never happened. 144 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:10,366 What if a clay pigeon hits a real pigeon? Does that count? 145 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:11,833 I've only done this once. 146 00:07:11,977 --> 00:07:13,204 If you get really good... 147 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:16,337 do you move on to other animals, like clay chickens and clay sheep? 148 00:07:16,556 --> 00:07:18,463 We didn't go skeet shooting. I made it all up. 149 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,227 I got to go in here. 150 00:07:20,386 --> 00:07:22,577 - What do you need? - Just general stuff. 151 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:25,870 - You guys go and be in love. - See you back at the house. 152 00:07:26,088 --> 00:07:28,723 What if you shoot the person who throws the pigeon in the air? 153 00:07:28,919 --> 00:07:29,986 Would that count? 154 00:07:36,494 --> 00:07:37,492 Sorry. 155 00:07:37,618 --> 00:07:40,206 No, I should have signaled or honked. My fault. 156 00:07:40,406 --> 00:07:41,802 - Okay. - Well. 157 00:07:42,654 --> 00:07:45,005 I guess it was inevitable, us running into each other. 158 00:07:45,193 --> 00:07:47,465 - It's a very tiny community. - I guess so. 159 00:07:48,564 --> 00:07:50,994 - How's the diner? - It's still there. 160 00:07:51,354 --> 00:07:55,101 Yes. I knew that. I'm able to empirically, with my eyes... 161 00:07:57,929 --> 00:08:00,961 - Hey, Luke, do you think we could... - I got to get back. 162 00:08:01,177 --> 00:08:02,846 Okay. Right. 163 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:04,695 Right. 164 00:08:05,755 --> 00:08:07,106 I'll get it. 165 00:08:09,293 --> 00:08:10,928 - Hi, Grandma. - Hello, Rory. 166 00:08:11,082 --> 00:08:12,797 Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. 167 00:08:12,956 --> 00:08:15,420 I'm thrilled to see you on no notice. 168 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,163 So tell me, what's this about? You were so mysterious on the phone. 169 00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:21,519 I wanted to talk to you about something in person. 170 00:08:21,697 --> 00:08:23,128 Well, come in. 171 00:08:26,191 --> 00:08:27,224 Wow. 172 00:08:27,357 --> 00:08:28,992 It's an English tea service. 173 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:31,532 One of the advantages of our having an English maid. 174 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,523 That, and the fact that she speaks English. 175 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:36,716 - You didn't have to do this. - But it's teatime, and I wanted to... 176 00:08:36,931 --> 00:08:40,235 Oh, no. Beatrice, I told you to doily-line the plates. 177 00:08:40,468 --> 00:08:42,297 You don't have to doily-line the plates. 178 00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:44,261 - Hello. - We're in the dining room. 179 00:08:44,922 --> 00:08:47,477 - Rory, you're already here. - You're out of breath. 180 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:50,338 - I ran over from the office. - You didn't have to run. 181 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:53,289 Your grandmother said you had something to discuss with us. 182 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:55,166 That certainly justifies a run. 183 00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:57,633 All right, everybody, sit. 184 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,780 Pour the tea, Beatrice. 185 00:09:02,696 --> 00:09:04,808 Actually, Beatrice, could you hold off on... 186 00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:07,494 pouring the tea for just a minute? Thank you very much. 187 00:09:07,691 --> 00:09:11,075 Grandma, Grandpa, I would like to propose an idea to you. 188 00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:14,184 You can go for it or not. It's entirely up to you. 189 00:09:14,392 --> 00:09:17,424 But I would like for you to promise me that you will not get upset. 190 00:09:17,638 --> 00:09:18,636 We won't get upset. 191 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:21,271 - And you will try to keep an open mind. - All right. 192 00:09:21,468 --> 00:09:24,852 And you will let me finish my presentation completely before you respond. 193 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:26,962 She's been hanging around you far too much. 194 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:30,399 Rory, we accept your terms. Please proceed. 195 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:31,817 Thank you. 196 00:09:31,957 --> 00:09:35,069 First, let me start by saying that Mom doesn't know I'm here. 197 00:09:35,286 --> 00:09:39,590 She'd probably be mad if she knew that I was, but I feel this is important. 198 00:09:39,865 --> 00:09:42,215 As you know, Mom's been going to business school... 199 00:09:42,405 --> 00:09:44,392 at the community college for three years now. 200 00:09:44,568 --> 00:09:45,761 I believe she's mentioned it. 201 00:09:45,901 --> 00:09:48,808 She's doing very well and she's finishing up. 202 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:53,008 Actually, she's graduating Thursday, and there's going to be a ceremony. 203 00:09:53,268 --> 00:09:55,936 I think it would mean a lot to her if you guys were there. 204 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:58,173 It may not seem like it would, but it's true. 205 00:09:58,346 --> 00:10:01,378 If it would mean so much to her, why didn't she invite us herself? 206 00:10:01,593 --> 00:10:03,307 'Cause she didn't think you'd want to go. 207 00:10:03,466 --> 00:10:05,930 And I get that, but I think it's a mistake. 208 00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:07,481 I had a school thing once. 209 00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:10,422 I wasn't sure if Mom would want to go, so I didn't invite her. 210 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:13,009 It was my kindergarten Salute To Vegetables pageant... 211 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,874 and I was Broccoli and I did a tap dance with Beets. 212 00:10:16,078 --> 00:10:19,507 And the entire number, I was just thinking, "Mom's not here." 213 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,046 And it was my fault that she wasn't there. 214 00:10:22,237 --> 00:10:24,792 Well, it was kind of a life lesson for me. 215 00:10:24,985 --> 00:10:27,176 Now, if the thought of going to Mom's graduation... 216 00:10:27,358 --> 00:10:30,344 upsets you, or makes you unhappy, or uncomfortable in any way... 217 00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:32,197 then please don't go. 218 00:10:32,353 --> 00:10:34,783 Because this is an important night for Mom... 219 00:10:34,974 --> 00:10:38,517 and if you go, you should go under the right circumstances. 220 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:44,560 Those are the tickets. It's Thursday, 7:00 p.m. 221 00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:48,299 It's indoors, so weather's not an issue. You can use them or not. 222 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,769 No hard feelings. Do what you feel is best. 223 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:54,659 And, if you don't mind, I would really appreciate it... 224 00:10:54,912 --> 00:10:57,705 if you would keep this conversation between the three of us. 225 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:01,099 That's all I have to say. Thanks very much for your patience. 226 00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:04,672 I believe I have time for a scone before my bus leaves. 227 00:11:05,984 --> 00:11:07,937 Beatrice, the tea, please. 228 00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:10,382 Emily, these look delicious. 229 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,042 So, Richard, how was your day today? 230 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:17,688 LORELAI: I am feeling so good, sister, because it's over. 231 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:19,251 [Lorelai sighing in relief] 232 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,657 No more finals, no more studying, no more school. The pressure's off. 233 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,268 Do you know how much pressure I felt? Do you? 234 00:11:25,463 --> 00:11:29,131 All last week, I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest. 235 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:30,966 - A giant man? - And his giant brother. 236 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:34,032 - Did they have names? - Clem and Clem. Same names. 237 00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:36,710 Which did not reflect well on their mothers' imagination. 238 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,546 - Mother. - Mothers. There were two Clems. 239 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,005 - 'Cause they were brothers. - Yes, so they had mothers. 240 00:11:41,197 --> 00:11:42,867 You're drawing me into your drunken world. 241 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:45,254 It's not a bad place to be, my friend. 242 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:46,838 Tank's empty. 243 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:50,052 - What is this? - What? 244 00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:52,265 This life plan book thing. 245 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:56,580 A gift for the grads from the happy people at Hartford Community College. 246 00:11:56,848 --> 00:11:59,232 Hey, how many margaritas is too many margaritas? 247 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,653 If you can't remember where the living room is. 248 00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:02,911 I'm still good. 249 00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:05,843 Okay, here's an interesting question for you. 250 00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:10,588 "Have you given any thought to how children will work into your future plans?" 251 00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:13,762 They're not gonna stand in my way, that's for sure. 252 00:12:13,955 --> 00:12:16,987 I plan to have some, of course, but I'm just gonna knock them out... 253 00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:19,507 and have nanny catch them and care for them... 254 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,731 make sure Mick Jagger doesn't come near them... 255 00:12:21,905 --> 00:12:23,653 and then return them to me when they're 21. 256 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,046 What about me? 257 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:28,702 You are my favorite eldest child. You get to stay by my side. 258 00:12:28,939 --> 00:12:30,132 I feel so privileged. 259 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,304 [Phone ringing] 260 00:12:31,436 --> 00:12:32,469 I'll get it. 261 00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:36,747 Now, if that's Mick Jagger, hang up, and blow that whistle I gave you. 262 00:12:38,887 --> 00:12:40,522 - Hello. - Hi. 263 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,000 - Hello? - Hi. 264 00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:45,366 Is this a bad time? 265 00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:47,617 No. Just hold on a sec. 266 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,807 The music. I'll be right back. 267 00:12:57,909 --> 00:12:59,624 - Hi. - You said that already. 268 00:12:59,782 --> 00:13:01,894 I did. You're right. Sorry. 269 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,945 - So, what's up? - Nothing. 270 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,813 - What about you? - Same. 271 00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:10,059 So, what have you been doing? 272 00:13:10,271 --> 00:13:13,417 Nothing much, just hanging out, in the park mostly. 273 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,084 - Central Park? - Washington Square Park. 274 00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:18,899 It's cooler. It's where David Lee Roth got busted. 275 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,320 Right. I hope he's got it together now. 276 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,416 Sounds like you got a party going on there. 277 00:13:23,591 --> 00:13:26,021 - No, it's just me and my mom. - Right. 278 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,497 Okay, well, I'm gonna go. This is long distance. 279 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,980 Yeah, it is long distance. 280 00:13:34,038 --> 00:13:36,105 So, see you. 281 00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:38,442 Yeah. See you. 282 00:13:48,772 --> 00:13:50,805 [Lorelai groaning softly] 283 00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:52,535 Mom? What's wrong? 284 00:13:52,685 --> 00:13:53,957 I'm experiencing frustration. 285 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,563 At the general state of things in the world or something in particular? 286 00:13:57,805 --> 00:13:59,361 What do you wear to a graduation? 287 00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:01,306 - A cap and gown. - I mean underneath. 288 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,182 Whatever you want. The gown will cover it. 289 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,214 It's complicated. I don't want to overdress... 290 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,254 so I'm sweating if it's hot in the auditorium. 291 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,850 But if I don't have enough on and it's cold, I'll freeze. 292 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,187 It is complicated, especially if you over think it. 293 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,371 I need a helpful comment. 294 00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:16,370 Take light layers. Wear your turquoise-and-tan dress you just got. 295 00:14:16,578 --> 00:14:18,803 It's cool and it will look good without your gown on. 296 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,262 Wear your turquoise sweater over it. It will look great with the dress... 297 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,793 and it'll keep you warm if it's cold in the auditorium. 298 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:27,211 - You are a fashion genius. - You taught me everything. 299 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,784 - My brain's not working. - You're excited. It's a big day. 300 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,138 What time will you get there? 301 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,825 I have newspaper stuff after school. But no later than 6:00. 302 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:36,129 - We'll go out to eat after? - Anyplace. It's on me. 303 00:14:36,306 --> 00:14:37,344 You don't have to do that. 304 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,067 You're a graduate. You get to be pampered. 305 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:42,445 Then I'd like to go to Chateau Jean Georges La Jean Georges in Paris. 306 00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:45,139 I'll look it up in Daggit and book the Concorde. I got to go. 307 00:14:45,339 --> 00:14:46,407 I got to get ready. 308 00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:50,771 Wait, I wanna see my little graduate one more time before the big event. 309 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,479 Do I look like I'm ready to make my way in the world? 310 00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:55,181 If all else fails, you can marry rich. 311 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,918 I love that we always have that option. 312 00:14:57,077 --> 00:14:58,303 What'll you do with your hair? 313 00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,807 I got the curling iron warming up. 314 00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,617 Mom, the cap. You put it on, it's gonna smoosh the curls down. 315 00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:04,888 - You are a genius. - See you tonight. 316 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:08,691 Try to seat us next to a celebrity on the Concorde, like Sting or someone. 317 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,132 I'll try. 318 00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:13,065 - I told her, "Look, Missy..." - You called your adviser "Missy?" 319 00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:14,266 It was attitudinal. 320 00:15:14,392 --> 00:15:17,583 I said, "I'm not taking AP Calculus from Henemen. I'm going with Branch." 321 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:20,474 "Branch is a graduate of MIT, and Henemen went to Berkeley." 322 00:15:20,677 --> 00:15:23,822 "He may have majored in Math, but what did he minor in, bean sprouts?" 323 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,353 I'm telling my adviser all this and I look in her trash can... 324 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:30,221 and there's this half-eaten banana in there. Nothing else. 325 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:34,118 I pictured her sitting in this shoebox of an office, eating a banana by herself... 326 00:15:34,372 --> 00:15:35,723 and I almost felt sorry for her. 327 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:38,901 Then she questioned my judgment about Berkeley, so I eviscerated her. 328 00:15:39,116 --> 00:15:42,068 She was welling up at the end, but she held it in until I was gone. 329 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:45,311 I have enough faculty recommendations to run for Student Council... 330 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:48,194 so I don't need her anyway. My locker's this way. 331 00:15:55,391 --> 00:15:56,901 - Are they closed? - They're closed. 332 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,452 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 333 00:15:58,596 --> 00:16:02,105 Okay, one second, and open. 334 00:16:03,175 --> 00:16:05,320 You made me a tassel-hat cake. 335 00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:08,775 Filled with two pounds of crushed chocolate-covered espresso beans. 336 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,558 - You're evil. - And you're graduating. 337 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,741 - Yes, I am, aren't I? - Here. 338 00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:16,063 I brought the pictures you wanted to see of my high school graduation. 339 00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:17,319 Hand them over, lady. 340 00:16:17,452 --> 00:16:19,723 - Okay, but don't laugh. - I promise. 341 00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:22,291 I was younger then, not as refined. 342 00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:24,394 - You're stoned. - Totally. 343 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,794 - I thought you hated that. - It was peer pressure. 344 00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:30,015 If Gilbert Garcia offered you a toke, you took it or took off. 345 00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:31,864 Gilbert had a snappy slogan. 346 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,689 I was nauseous all day. 347 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:34,919 Your parents? 348 00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:37,646 For the traditional, parents flanking their graduate child. 349 00:16:37,847 --> 00:16:39,959 - Don't they look proud? - They do. Very proud. 350 00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:41,204 What is that? 351 00:16:41,343 --> 00:16:43,534 It's pictures of Sookie's high school graduation. 352 00:16:43,716 --> 00:16:45,510 What was your high school graduation like? 353 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,102 It was dignified, as most French ceremonies are. 354 00:16:48,294 --> 00:16:52,121 Poetry was read, a string quartet played, a ballerina performed. 355 00:16:52,373 --> 00:16:56,120 Drank Boone's Farm out of a bota bag and knocked a beach ball around? 356 00:16:56,369 --> 00:16:58,402 I don't understand half of what you say. 357 00:16:58,575 --> 00:17:00,245 That's why we work. 358 00:17:00,407 --> 00:17:01,917 [Cell phone ringing] 359 00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:04,770 - Hello. - Hey, Lor, how you doing? 360 00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:07,328 Christopher. I'm good. I'm excited. 361 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:09,829 You should be. It's a big day. Did you get my present? 362 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:12,576 - What present? - A basket. You should've gotten it by now. 363 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:15,800 - Did a basket come for me? - It came. It was heavy. 364 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:18,922 I felt a twinge, so I dropped it for health reasons. 365 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,011 It's probably still intact. 366 00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:23,606 My cracked staff has just informed me of its arrival. 367 00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:25,513 I'm going to find it. 368 00:17:28,502 --> 00:17:29,535 Wow. 369 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:31,496 I put it together myself. 370 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,971 - And it's all for me? - All for you. 371 00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:38,829 A $25 savings bond. 372 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,188 That's a long-term investment. 373 00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:42,707 Don't touch it for 30 years, you're looking at $45. 374 00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:44,811 - A youth hostel card. - For the young girl... 375 00:17:44,985 --> 00:17:47,130 who doesn't mind sharing a bathroom with strangers. 376 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,268 "What Color ls Your Parachute? A practical manual for job hunters." 377 00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:53,431 Helping you answer: what you wanna do and where you wanna do it. 378 00:17:53,643 --> 00:17:56,516 A DVD of The Graduate. Got to have that. The Portable Nietzsche. 379 00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:57,721 Light, cheery reading. 380 00:17:57,846 --> 00:18:00,481 An application to join the armed forces. 381 00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:03,584 If your dreams don't pan out, it's a viable option. 382 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,513 And something in a nice little velvet box. 383 00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:11,288 A necklace. The pearl almost looks real. 384 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,805 It better look very real, because it is. 385 00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:16,483 - That's not funny. - This is not a funny gift. 386 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,611 Christopher, this is extremely not funny. This is totally humorless. 387 00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:22,499 It's beautiful. 388 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,005 I think you're awesome, Lor. 389 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,866 With everything you do, and raising Rory the way you did... 390 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,656 you're superwoman. 391 00:18:28,814 --> 00:18:29,882 Have a great day. 392 00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:32,213 Wish I could be there. Take lots of pictures for me. 393 00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:34,188 The camera. I forgot the camera. 394 00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:36,020 Look in the basket. 395 00:18:37,764 --> 00:18:39,160 You thought of everything. 396 00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:40,893 - Have a great night. - Thanks. 397 00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,210 You, too. Bye. 398 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,041 Could you... 399 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,706 Excuse me. Sir, do you know... 400 00:19:11,353 --> 00:19:14,067 Excuse me. Do you know where Washington... 401 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,300 Excuse me, ma'am. Washington Square Park? 402 00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:18,426 - End of Fifth. - Thank you. 403 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,963 Excuse me. Where's Fifth? 404 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,275 Hi. 405 00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:36,427 How you doing? 406 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:39,405 - Good. How about you? - Good. 407 00:19:41,822 --> 00:19:43,570 - You hungry? - Starved. 408 00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:45,662 I know a place. 409 00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:55,717 I feel very urban today. 410 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,116 Yeah, the plaid just screams urban. 411 00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:01,131 - I think I look like a native. - How well do you know Manhattan? 412 00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:03,614 I've been here a few times. We saw the Bangles here. 413 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:05,025 When was that, 20 years ago? 414 00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:07,681 - It was a reunion, and they were great. - They're okay. 415 00:20:07,878 --> 00:20:09,785 A couple of years ago, Mom drove us in to shop. 416 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,661 She couldn't find a good parking place, and all of the lots were total rip-offs. 417 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,059 So she kept making u-turns and cutting off taxis... 418 00:20:16,245 --> 00:20:18,913 and we were being screamed at in so many different languages... 419 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,911 that we just turned around and drove home... 420 00:20:21,073 --> 00:20:23,378 and bought a Hummel at the curio shop in Stars Hollow. 421 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,682 Very adventurous. 422 00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:27,124 I'm just saying I'm no stranger to the Big Apple. 423 00:20:27,316 --> 00:20:29,383 You are if you're calling it the Big Apple. 424 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:32,198 So I don't have the lingo down yet, but I have the attitude. 425 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:33,586 - You do? - Yeah. 426 00:20:33,726 --> 00:20:35,838 When I was getting a locker for my backpack... 427 00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:39,161 at the bus stop there was this guy just standing there staring at me. 428 00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:42,975 And instead of ignoring him, I fixed him with a really withering stare. 429 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:44,965 - That I've got to see. - No. 430 00:20:45,131 --> 00:20:47,242 Come on. Let me see your withering stare. 431 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,089 It's dangerous. I could hurt you. 432 00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:51,284 - I've been hurt before. - No. 433 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,880 I'm disappointed. 434 00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:59,052 - So, your arm's okay? - Yeah. It looks worse than it is. 435 00:21:00,115 --> 00:21:02,465 I like this Emily chick. A friend of yours? 436 00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:05,322 She's a friend to all of us dispossessed. 437 00:21:05,526 --> 00:21:08,319 - So here's our lunch place. - A hot-dog stand? 438 00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:10,794 I eat here everyday. It's nothing fancy, but... 439 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,204 - No, I love it. It's perfect. - Good. 440 00:21:13,393 --> 00:21:16,504 - One with everything on it. - Make that two, please. 441 00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:19,073 So, how's... 442 00:21:20,136 --> 00:21:21,806 - Luke? - Yeah. 443 00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:23,326 Okay. 444 00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:25,760 - He went fishing. - Fishing? 445 00:21:25,921 --> 00:21:27,794 Yeah. He didn't catch anything though. 446 00:21:27,961 --> 00:21:29,868 - He probably used the wrong bait. - Yeah. 447 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:32,631 That's a common fishing blunder. 448 00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:35,931 So he's good? 449 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:38,026 Yeah, he's good. 450 00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:41,411 I can tell him hello for you if you want. 451 00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:42,841 Whatever. 452 00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:45,882 RORY: Thank you. 453 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,989 - My God. This is really good. - I'm glad you like it. 454 00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:55,955 - So, how much time you got? - I got a bit. 455 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,969 There's a record store you should check out. 456 00:21:58,138 --> 00:22:00,807 It's run by this insane freak who's a walking encyclopedia... 457 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:03,962 for every punk and garage band record ever made. 458 00:22:04,173 --> 00:22:07,397 Catalog numbers. He's crazy. The place is right out of High Fidelity. 459 00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:09,184 - Let's go. - Okay. 460 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,885 Where you going? 461 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,073 - Subway. - I thought we were gonna walk. 462 00:22:14,246 --> 00:22:16,915 It's 15 blocks. Come on, I think you'll like it. 463 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,104 - Do they allow hot dogs in the subway? - You are so an out-of-towner. 464 00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:43,077 Excuse me. Hi. I'm one of the graduates. 465 00:22:43,258 --> 00:22:45,131 Wow. You're hours early. 466 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:47,912 I just wanted to beat traffic... 467 00:22:48,086 --> 00:22:50,641 and have time to get ready and relax and also I've heard... 468 00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:54,024 the early bird gets the unwrinkled gowns without the mysterious stains. 469 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,278 - This is true. Take your pick. - Thank you. 470 00:22:59,117 --> 00:23:00,751 [Sighing happily] 471 00:23:01,239 --> 00:23:04,305 This is so exciting. Isn't this exciting? 472 00:23:04,528 --> 00:23:06,481 This is my eighth year of doing this. 473 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:09,001 So not so exciting for you. Got it. 474 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,144 You're being so cryptic. Do you need a power source or not? 475 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:35,201 My batteries are all fully charged. It just depends on how fast they deplete. 476 00:23:35,453 --> 00:23:38,088 - So we need one just in case. - Mom. 477 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,371 Lorelai, it's hours before the ceremony. What are you doing here? 478 00:23:42,613 --> 00:23:45,679 I'm sorry, what are you doing here? How do you even know about this? 479 00:23:45,901 --> 00:23:48,456 I shouldn't know about this? A mother can't know about this? 480 00:23:48,648 --> 00:23:50,476 - No, I just mean... - You're graduating. 481 00:23:50,645 --> 00:23:52,917 - I know. - So we're here to see you graduate. 482 00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:54,498 This is Raul. 483 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,250 So you and Raul are just here to see me graduate. 484 00:23:57,431 --> 00:23:59,702 Don't be silly. Your father will be joining me later. 485 00:23:59,887 --> 00:24:02,714 - My father? - Yes. Remember him? Tall, bow tie. 486 00:24:02,924 --> 00:24:06,592 I remember Dad, Mom. I just... Rory told you. 487 00:24:06,837 --> 00:24:09,631 Yes. That's okay, isn't it? It's a little late if it's not. 488 00:24:09,834 --> 00:24:13,343 No, it's perfectly fine that you're here. Absolutely. I'm just surprised. 489 00:24:13,581 --> 00:24:15,090 - Who are you? - I'm Raul. 490 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,152 - I just told you that. - Did Rory invite Raul, too? 491 00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:20,081 Raul is my cameraman. 492 00:24:21,281 --> 00:24:22,552 Cameraman? 493 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:25,842 He'll be filming the ceremony for us. He's very talented. 494 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:30,291 He screened an independent film of his as an audition. Welcome to Scabland. 495 00:24:30,563 --> 00:24:32,868 It was disgusting, but beautifully photographed. 496 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:35,615 - It was supposed to be disgusting. - I'm sure it was. 497 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,283 Mom, all this stuff. 498 00:24:37,431 --> 00:24:40,224 Excuse me. All of this equipment, it can't be here. 499 00:24:40,428 --> 00:24:43,652 We won't leave all of this equipment here for everybody to trip over. 500 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:44,994 We are not cretins. 501 00:24:45,131 --> 00:24:47,277 She's handling it. Right, Mom, you are handling it? 502 00:24:47,461 --> 00:24:50,130 - This lighting sucks. - Can we do something about the lighting? 503 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,207 I don't think so, ma'am. I don't know. 504 00:24:52,373 --> 00:24:55,359 It's a community college, we'll have to cope. Think documentary. 505 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:58,406 Mom, please. People will be showing up here soon. 506 00:24:58,617 --> 00:25:01,364 Lorelai, I'm perfectly capable of handling this. 507 00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:03,684 No one will be inconvenienced. 508 00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:07,668 Okay. I'm just gonna let everyone deal with all of this... 509 00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:10,487 because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee... 510 00:25:10,688 --> 00:25:12,833 and maybe hammer a nail into my head. 511 00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:16,606 You're not needed here, Lorelai. Go get your coffee. Relax. 512 00:25:18,138 --> 00:25:20,692 You're going to redo your makeup later, aren't you? 513 00:25:20,885 --> 00:25:22,679 Maybe an Irish coffee. 514 00:25:28,086 --> 00:25:29,835 I haven't even heard of half these bands. 515 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,543 I love that about this place. Lane would want to live here. 516 00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:37,225 Who's Slint? 517 00:25:37,951 --> 00:25:40,540 - I don't know. - Grunge band out of Kentucky. 518 00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:44,487 Two albums plus a double "A" side single. Disbanded in '94. 519 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,303 Thanks. 520 00:25:51,104 --> 00:25:52,899 - My God. - What? 521 00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:55,343 - Look. - The Go-Go's. 522 00:25:55,766 --> 00:25:58,400 - You must have that one. - No. For my mom. 523 00:25:58,596 --> 00:26:01,231 This was her favorite group when she was my age. 524 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:02,744 It's signed by Belinda. 525 00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:05,029 This would be the perfect graduation present. 526 00:26:05,214 --> 00:26:08,088 I've been looking all week long, and I couldn't find anything. 527 00:26:08,294 --> 00:26:10,201 - Now I have Belinda. - Graduation? 528 00:26:10,376 --> 00:26:12,170 From college. From business classes. 529 00:26:12,332 --> 00:26:14,080 I'm surprised she has time for anything... 530 00:26:14,246 --> 00:26:16,959 except lighting darts on fire and throwing them at my picture. 531 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,147 It's not a lot of time, but... 532 00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:23,026 - Go on. Get it. She'll like it. - Thank you so much for bringing me here. 533 00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:25,073 - This was fate. - I think it was. 534 00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:27,903 And in return, I just might show you my withering stare. 535 00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:29,663 I'm a lucky man. 536 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:40,380 - I think this one's mine. - Yep. The sign says "Booneville." 537 00:26:40,594 --> 00:26:44,023 Excuse me. I'm so sorry to bother you. Which way is 44th? 538 00:26:44,257 --> 00:26:46,323 - That way. - Great. Thanks. 539 00:26:47,212 --> 00:26:49,006 - I got asked directions. - I saw. 540 00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:51,394 He took me for a native. That's so cool. 541 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:54,456 That's very impressive. 44th is the other way. 542 00:26:54,662 --> 00:26:55,855 - No. - It's all right. 543 00:26:55,995 --> 00:26:57,629 Man, I should go find him. 544 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,453 He'll figure it out when he sees the numbers getting smaller. 545 00:27:00,656 --> 00:27:02,452 He still thought I was a native. That's cool. 546 00:27:02,613 --> 00:27:03,840 I'm your witness. 547 00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,939 - Well, I should go. - Okay. 548 00:27:07,191 --> 00:27:08,939 I got to go to my mom's graduation. 549 00:27:09,106 --> 00:27:11,899 - And give her Belinda. - And give her Belinda. 550 00:27:12,352 --> 00:27:14,259 Go on. I'll check on the guy. 551 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:17,863 I'll make sure he's not wandering around looking for 44th. 552 00:27:25,672 --> 00:27:27,466 Why did you come here? 553 00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:31,885 - What? - I said, why did you come here? 554 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:36,647 You ditched school and everything. That's so not you. Why'd you do it? 555 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,892 Because you didn't say goodbye. 556 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,177 Goodbye, Rory. 557 00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,049 Bye, Jess. 558 00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:07,277 - Great. I'm Woody Allen in Annie Hall. - You thought ahead. Smart. 559 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,468 The mirror. Yeah. 560 00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:11,738 I never leave home without all the essentials: 561 00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:14,380 mirror, makeup, picture of Shaun Cassidy. 562 00:28:14,579 --> 00:28:17,134 - I'm done. Do you want to use it? - Thanks. 563 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,816 - Don't I look charming? - You look great. 564 00:28:20,989 --> 00:28:24,179 I looked better. I had to run here straight from work. Kinko's. 565 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:25,878 Hey, Liza. That gets me thinking. 566 00:28:26,026 --> 00:28:29,058 Maybe you and I ought to do a little reproducing after the ceremony. 567 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,668 - Clever. - Don't be a snot. 568 00:28:30,813 --> 00:28:31,926 Shut up. 569 00:28:32,353 --> 00:28:34,464 - That's my boyfriend, Zach. - Sure. 570 00:28:34,642 --> 00:28:37,515 We're breaking up 'cause we're transferring to different schools. 571 00:28:37,722 --> 00:28:39,709 He's going to Florida State. I'm going to UMass. 572 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,601 Although I'm gonna miss this place. 573 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,751 I'm not. This place stunk. It's bush-league. 574 00:28:43,762 --> 00:28:44,633 Why'd you go here? 575 00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:48,030 My parents, wise investors that they are, couldn't afford anything else. 576 00:28:48,252 --> 00:28:51,557 Yeah, that 2.0 grade-point average didn't reason into things. 577 00:28:51,791 --> 00:28:53,018 - Shut up. - Between the lines. 578 00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,277 Go die. 579 00:28:55,329 --> 00:28:58,553 Sure you don't wanna give it another go, 'cause you're darling together? 580 00:28:58,784 --> 00:29:01,168 - Thanks for the mirror. - My pleasure. 581 00:29:02,613 --> 00:29:06,280 Hey, a bunch of us are going to Shaky's afterwards for pizza. 582 00:29:06,525 --> 00:29:07,796 You want to come? 583 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:10,813 I'm going out with my daughter after, but it sounds like fun. 584 00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:14,325 You won't believe this. There's some blue-blooded rich woman out there... 585 00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:17,783 setting up professional film equipment like she's shooting a movie. 586 00:29:18,013 --> 00:29:20,080 - You're kidding. - Whose mother is it? 587 00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:23,008 I don't know. Little precious must be around here somewhere. 588 00:29:23,216 --> 00:29:26,838 - I hate people with money. - So do I, with every fiber of my being. 589 00:29:27,087 --> 00:29:29,358 Me, too. Money people. 590 00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:45,152 - Excuse me. - Yes? 591 00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:48,384 - Are we leaving soon? - I have no idea. 592 00:29:48,607 --> 00:29:50,435 Should you have an idea? 593 00:29:50,605 --> 00:29:52,989 There was an accident, closed the interstate. 594 00:29:53,185 --> 00:29:55,932 All outbound buses were told to stand down. 595 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,929 And you don't know when we're gonna be allowed to stand up again? 596 00:30:00,136 --> 00:30:02,884 Soon, I hope. I hate missing dinner. 597 00:30:03,716 --> 00:30:05,192 Yeah. Me, too. 598 00:30:17,035 --> 00:30:20,147 There's our little graduate. My God, look at that gown. 599 00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:22,114 You look just like the Statue of Liberty. 600 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,994 - All big and stony? - No. You look amazing. 601 00:30:25,193 --> 00:30:26,340 You look very GQ. 602 00:30:26,484 --> 00:30:28,834 Thanks to my best new friend Ermenegildo Zegna. 603 00:30:29,022 --> 00:30:30,851 Don't you love how he can pronounce it now? 604 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,018 Very cosmopolitan. 605 00:30:32,144 --> 00:30:34,733 He got it for the rehearsal dinner. It's his first real suit. 606 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,728 And not my last. I look hot. 607 00:30:36,889 --> 00:30:38,796 You know that Emily's out there, right? 608 00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,205 Why? 609 00:30:41,343 --> 00:30:43,219 - It's a long story. Just do me a favor. - Sure. 610 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,210 Keep an eye on my parents. Make sure they don't disrupt anything. 611 00:30:46,421 --> 00:30:49,453 My mother doesn't behead anyone. My father doesn't snore too loudly. 612 00:30:49,668 --> 00:30:52,177 - They won't do anything like that. - Haven't you met them? 613 00:30:52,374 --> 00:30:55,201 - Why would they do that? - They're here because Rory invited them. 614 00:30:55,411 --> 00:30:57,920 They can't say no to that little face. 615 00:30:58,118 --> 00:31:00,627 It's like hitting a puppy with a rolled-up newspaper. 616 00:31:00,823 --> 00:31:02,572 You guys are not gonna believe this. 617 00:31:02,737 --> 00:31:05,803 - You're Mr. Announcement Guy today. - You'll pipe in every time I talk? 618 00:31:06,026 --> 00:31:07,094 - Can it. - Stuff it. 619 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,351 - They're in love. - Clearly. 620 00:31:08,398 --> 00:31:12,145 Mrs. Got Bucks out there not only has a cameraman, she's got a sound guy, too. 621 00:31:12,394 --> 00:31:14,539 It's like a Baz Luhrmann movie out there. 622 00:31:14,725 --> 00:31:15,918 That's Emily, right? 623 00:31:16,057 --> 00:31:18,521 - Rich people feel so entitled. - Yes, damn them. 624 00:31:18,721 --> 00:31:20,708 I saw her wipe her face with a $100 bill. 625 00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:23,679 We should line them up against a wall. You know what I'm saying? 626 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,188 - Is Lorelai Gilmore here? - Yes. 627 00:31:26,379 --> 00:31:29,172 Good. Have a look at these, will you? 628 00:31:30,001 --> 00:31:32,556 - Wow. Pretty. - Look them over and take your pick. 629 00:31:32,748 --> 00:31:33,895 - What for? - To wear. 630 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:36,627 - Are they for sale? - No. They're paid for. 631 00:31:36,827 --> 00:31:38,860 These are from your mother, Emily Gilmore. 632 00:31:39,033 --> 00:31:41,179 - Wow. Ritzy. - I really don't want to wear a corsage. 633 00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:43,272 - They're all paid for. - Really. It's too much. 634 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,796 - Your mother wants you to pick one. - Really, it's okay. 635 00:31:45,984 --> 00:31:47,415 She'll just come back here herself. 636 00:31:47,566 --> 00:31:49,791 - This one, thanks. - Good choice. 637 00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:52,966 The cameraman said that would look best on film. 638 00:31:53,393 --> 00:31:56,425 - So you're the rich girl. - Maybe. I'm not rich... 639 00:31:56,639 --> 00:31:59,194 but my parents have money. But I'm totally self-sufficient. 640 00:31:59,387 --> 00:32:02,736 I take nothing from them except this corsage and my daughter's tuition. 641 00:32:02,966 --> 00:32:04,840 So, are you gonna stone me? 642 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,801 I should've guessed. Look at her friends. 643 00:32:06,962 --> 00:32:08,518 They're wearing suits that drip money. 644 00:32:08,669 --> 00:32:10,383 Hey, pal, this was 30% off. 645 00:32:10,542 --> 00:32:13,494 That's why you didn't want to get pizza 'cause it's below you? 646 00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:15,977 No, Liza. Pizza is not below me. 647 00:32:16,161 --> 00:32:20,351 I love pizza. I eat tons of pizza. It's one of my four major food groups. 648 00:32:20,614 --> 00:32:22,521 Candy, popcorn, and pizza. 649 00:32:22,696 --> 00:32:25,489 See. It's two of my food groups. That's how much I love pizza. 650 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:26,691 I want to believe you. 651 00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:29,485 Enjoy your champagne and caviar at the Ritz, Your Highness. 652 00:32:29,689 --> 00:32:31,040 I am not rich. 653 00:32:31,894 --> 00:32:32,962 [Pager beeping] 654 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:34,135 My pager. 655 00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:37,810 - Maybe this suit was a little much. - You're a fox. Now, don't start. 656 00:32:38,055 --> 00:32:39,406 - No. - What? 657 00:32:39,554 --> 00:32:41,302 - Rory's running late. - Late from what? 658 00:32:41,468 --> 00:32:42,501 She doesn't say. 659 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:46,176 She'll be here, but if she's not here by 7:00, she'll sneak in the back. 660 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:48,295 - That's weird. - She'll be here. Don't worry. 661 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:49,493 I hope so. 662 00:32:49,626 --> 00:32:52,373 We'll sit in back, keep an eye out for her, and save her a seat. 663 00:32:52,582 --> 00:32:55,852 Can you hang on to all my stuff for me? I don't want to leave it in here. 664 00:32:56,078 --> 00:32:57,747 - Will do. - Thank you. 665 00:32:57,909 --> 00:32:58,942 Bye. 666 00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:01,584 You don't trust your valuables around us poor kids? 667 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,450 Knock it off, Zach. 668 00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,148 You don't look happy. 669 00:33:16,307 --> 00:33:18,861 - I'm late. - These buses are the worst. 670 00:33:19,054 --> 00:33:20,644 Why are we making so many stops? 671 00:33:20,802 --> 00:33:22,994 The bus didn't make stops on the way into the city. 672 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:27,319 That was probably an express. This is a local. It makes a lot of stops. 673 00:33:27,587 --> 00:33:30,572 I should have checked the schedule. I should have checked traffic. 674 00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:33,619 Note to self: Impulsive definitely does not work for me. 675 00:33:33,831 --> 00:33:35,500 What are you doing? 676 00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:38,742 - It's for my spit. - Your what? 677 00:33:39,242 --> 00:33:40,593 For my smokeless. 678 00:33:44,277 --> 00:33:46,628 Victor David Fuller. 679 00:33:48,815 --> 00:33:51,450 Nancy Brenda Gatson. 680 00:33:56,224 --> 00:33:59,733 Making sure the camera's getting your best side, princess? 681 00:34:00,803 --> 00:34:03,676 Are you telling me that that is the best commencement speaker... 682 00:34:03,882 --> 00:34:04,915 they can scrounge up? 683 00:34:05,048 --> 00:34:06,876 I hope Raul's getting enough shots of Lorelai. 684 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,317 I don't want the whole damn ceremony and none of her. 685 00:34:09,502 --> 00:34:12,375 I disagree. I hope he gets every inspired word... 686 00:34:12,582 --> 00:34:16,454 articulated by the East Coast Marketing Director of Pup 'n' Taco. 687 00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:17,742 Raul. 688 00:34:23,237 --> 00:34:24,554 Oh, jeez. 689 00:34:25,777 --> 00:34:28,161 WOMAN: John Lawrence Gilfer. 690 00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:33,276 Lorelai Victoria Gilmore. 691 00:34:59,533 --> 00:35:01,486 Hey. Mom, Dad. 692 00:35:02,155 --> 00:35:03,302 Lorelai. 693 00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:06,000 - Well, I did it. - Yes. 694 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:09,670 Raul thinks he got some good footage. 695 00:35:09,856 --> 00:35:11,763 I should hope so. He certainly cost enough. 696 00:35:11,936 --> 00:35:12,969 I'm sure it'll be great. 697 00:35:13,102 --> 00:35:15,452 - Congratulations, Lorelai. - Thank you. 698 00:35:15,641 --> 00:35:17,469 I'm glad you guys came. 699 00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:19,830 Yes, well, we should get going. 700 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,967 I guess we'll see you tomorrow for dinner. 701 00:35:25,797 --> 00:35:27,068 Hey, wait. 702 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,358 - Aren't we gonna take a picture? - Excuse me? 703 00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:32,132 The three of us. Me in the middle with the gown. 704 00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:34,205 You know, the traditional pose. 705 00:35:34,371 --> 00:35:37,357 Well, we don't have a camera with us. 706 00:35:37,993 --> 00:35:39,264 Hold on. 707 00:35:41,115 --> 00:35:42,863 - That's a camera? - That's a camera. 708 00:35:43,029 --> 00:35:44,585 It looks like a toy. 709 00:35:44,735 --> 00:35:46,484 Raul, would you mind? 710 00:35:54,142 --> 00:35:55,140 So... 711 00:35:55,890 --> 00:35:58,922 Okay, on the count of one, two, three. 712 00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:00,496 Cheese. 713 00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:04,821 Thank you. 714 00:36:05,755 --> 00:36:07,708 Yes, well, tomorrow then. 715 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,604 Absolutely. 716 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,632 Let's go, Richard. 717 00:36:12,374 --> 00:36:14,361 I'll be right there, Emily. 718 00:36:17,202 --> 00:36:18,758 Congratulations. 719 00:36:19,865 --> 00:36:23,374 - You don't have to do this. - Put it towards something fun. 720 00:36:24,361 --> 00:36:25,951 Thank you, Daddy. 721 00:36:30,729 --> 00:36:34,192 - We're so proud of you. - Yeah. You were great up there. 722 00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:36,659 Thanks, you guys. Where's Rory? 723 00:36:38,013 --> 00:36:40,807 - No Rory? - She called your cell, and I answered. 724 00:36:41,010 --> 00:36:43,996 She said she got hung up on something and she'll see you at home. 725 00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:47,043 Hung up where? Is she okay? 726 00:36:47,254 --> 00:36:50,047 She said she's fine. She's sorry, but fine. 727 00:36:52,332 --> 00:36:54,558 As long as she's okay, I guess. 728 00:36:55,828 --> 00:36:57,974 Well, I should probably get the gown back. 729 00:36:58,159 --> 00:37:00,543 Thanks for coming, Sook, Marcus Schenkenberg. 730 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,727 You want to go out to eat? Celebrate a little? 731 00:37:02,905 --> 00:37:05,936 - I think I'll just go home to Rory. - I thought so. 732 00:37:06,151 --> 00:37:08,058 - See you tomorrow. - Thanks. 733 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,243 Wait a minute. 734 00:37:12,394 --> 00:37:15,743 Aspirins instead of Jordan almonds? But we already bought the almonds. 735 00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:18,642 Now, that's the longest anything's ever taken. 736 00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:21,798 My family's not gonna get the joke. Can't we just use the almonds? 737 00:37:22,009 --> 00:37:23,917 Okay, sweetie, calm down. 738 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,853 I'm so sorry. 739 00:37:38,035 --> 00:37:39,386 - You're okay, right? - Yes. 740 00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:42,440 Everything's working. Your wrist is okay. Nothing new is broken. 741 00:37:42,654 --> 00:37:43,652 I'm fine. 742 00:37:43,778 --> 00:37:46,003 Anyone you know, like Lane, get sick today... 743 00:37:46,192 --> 00:37:48,542 or break an arm themselves, or get in a car wreck? 744 00:37:48,732 --> 00:37:50,003 - No. - Okay, good. 745 00:37:50,147 --> 00:37:52,702 Then I can get past worried and move on to the other things. 746 00:37:52,893 --> 00:37:54,688 - I know you're hurt. - You bet I'm hurt. 747 00:37:54,850 --> 00:37:56,996 I really wanted you there today. More than anything. 748 00:37:57,181 --> 00:37:59,486 You're why I did this stupid thing in the first place. 749 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,036 It was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 750 00:38:01,176 --> 00:38:02,209 You should've been there. 751 00:38:02,342 --> 00:38:04,726 My best friend should have been there. Whatever it was... 752 00:38:04,923 --> 00:38:07,307 you should have gotten out of it. At least this once. 753 00:38:07,504 --> 00:38:09,490 - Was it school? - It wasn't school. 754 00:38:09,668 --> 00:38:11,178 - Was it Paris? - It wasn't Paris. 755 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,684 - What was it? - So stupid. 756 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,501 Where were you? What happened? 757 00:38:14,663 --> 00:38:16,491 - I cut school. - You what? 758 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:20,964 I cut school, and I got on a bus, and I don't even know why I did it. 759 00:38:21,406 --> 00:38:22,962 I have no excuse. 760 00:38:23,113 --> 00:38:26,939 I was just standing outside of Chilton, and I must have had a stroke. 761 00:38:27,191 --> 00:38:30,257 - What does a stroke feel like? - I don't know. Not good, probably. 762 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,704 I left school and I got on a bus and I went to New York. 763 00:38:33,935 --> 00:38:37,319 That's it. I'm grounded for six months or seven. 764 00:38:37,556 --> 00:38:39,509 And no TV, no stereo, no reading. 765 00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:42,347 In fact, take all of my books away from me and lock them up. 766 00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:43,982 Hold on, you went to New York? 767 00:38:44,132 --> 00:38:48,162 And no magazines, either. I'll do all the housework. Laundry, dishes. 768 00:38:48,419 --> 00:38:50,724 We're gonna start eating at home so we have dishes. 769 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:52,790 Rory, stop. Why did you go to New York? 770 00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:55,262 - To see Jess. - Boy, do you know how to bury the lead. 771 00:38:55,454 --> 00:38:58,247 - I don't know what happened. - You went to New York to see Jess. 772 00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,245 It was a stroke. It made me someone else. 773 00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:03,041 - After his phone call last night... - That was him? 774 00:39:03,238 --> 00:39:05,111 It did something to me. I don't know what. 775 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,548 In fact, you should take the phone away from me, too. 776 00:39:07,732 --> 00:39:10,878 That's right. Add it to the list. No books, no music, no phone. 777 00:39:11,104 --> 00:39:14,056 - I'm a horrible person. - You're not a horrible person. 778 00:39:14,267 --> 00:39:17,060 I'm sick. I'm ill. I'm cracked. This is not who I am. 779 00:39:17,264 --> 00:39:20,057 If I were to write this down in my diary and I would read it... 780 00:39:20,261 --> 00:39:23,485 I would be like, "Who is this freak? This isn't me. This isn't my diary." 781 00:39:23,716 --> 00:39:26,748 I wouldn't skip school when I had finals coming up... 782 00:39:26,962 --> 00:39:28,677 to go see a guy that isn't even my guy... 783 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:32,707 and miss my mother's graduation, which I wanted to be at so badly. 784 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:34,148 That's someone else. 785 00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:37,354 That's someone flighty, and stupid, and dumb, and girlie. 786 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,371 I mean, I missed your graduation... 787 00:39:39,532 --> 00:39:42,041 which is the worst thing I could have possibly done. 788 00:39:42,238 --> 00:39:45,428 I hurt you, and I had to spend hours on a stinky bus... 789 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:47,956 next to a guy that was spitting into a can... 790 00:39:48,149 --> 00:39:51,533 thinking about all the minutes going by that I wasn't at your graduation... 791 00:39:51,770 --> 00:39:53,678 and they were hurting you... 792 00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:57,632 because it was so selfish of this person who wasn't me to do what she did. 793 00:39:57,889 --> 00:40:00,239 - Take a breath. - I don't deserve a breath. 794 00:40:00,428 --> 00:40:02,573 No breaths. You should add that to the list. 795 00:40:02,759 --> 00:40:06,222 You should beat me, ground me, take the phone away, and deprive me of air. 796 00:40:06,463 --> 00:40:09,449 Okay, look, nobody wants to say this any less than me... 797 00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:13,131 but maybe you don't have a medical condition or a mental problem. 798 00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:15,881 Maybe, honey, you are falling for Jess. 799 00:40:16,078 --> 00:40:19,348 No. I love Dean. Dean is my boyfriend. 800 00:40:19,575 --> 00:40:22,482 He will always be my boyfriend. That's it. Forever. 801 00:40:22,696 --> 00:40:25,205 - Maybe not forever. - Yes. Forever. I love Dean. 802 00:40:25,402 --> 00:40:27,627 Jess is gone now. Everything's gonna be good again. 803 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,246 - Everything's gonna be all right. - Rory, you cut school. 804 00:40:30,438 --> 00:40:34,311 You got on a bus and went to a strange city in your uniform to see Jess. 805 00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:35,557 I know. 806 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,988 That doesn't mean nothing. That means something. 807 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:40,485 No. I don't want to talk about this anymore. 808 00:40:40,678 --> 00:40:42,426 The only thing I want to talk about... 809 00:40:42,593 --> 00:40:46,056 is the list I made on the bus of all the ways I'll make this up to you. 810 00:40:46,297 --> 00:40:49,965 "You get total control over the remote and the stereo for as long as you want." 811 00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:52,162 "Total control over takeout food choices..." 812 00:40:52,332 --> 00:40:54,682 "And a special surprise present every day for a month." 813 00:40:54,871 --> 00:40:58,255 - My God. I left your present on the bus. - What present? 814 00:40:58,492 --> 00:41:02,001 It was a vinyl copy of the Go-Go's original album signed by Belinda. 815 00:41:02,238 --> 00:41:04,668 But it's not the only copy. I'm gonna find another copy. 816 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,177 That's going on the list, too. 817 00:41:06,317 --> 00:41:08,747 Honey, please. Forget about the list until tomorrow. 818 00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:11,767 Okay, I'll just go to bed then. I'll go to my room. 819 00:41:11,979 --> 00:41:13,648 Hold on one second. 820 00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:15,638 Does this mean I have to eat alone? 821 00:41:15,808 --> 00:41:18,363 It's up to you. Sending me to bed without supper. 822 00:41:18,555 --> 00:41:20,781 You can't lose with that punishment. It's a classic. 823 00:41:20,969 --> 00:41:22,684 I'd rather go out with my daughter tonight. 824 00:41:22,842 --> 00:41:25,954 - I don't deserve it. - No. But I do. 825 00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:28,583 Okay, just let me take a shower... 826 00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:31,261 and get the horrible smell of this horrible day off of me. 827 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,648 Then we'll go anywhere you want. My treat. And I won't enjoy it. 828 00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:37,096 Then we'll come home, and I'll go straight to bed... 829 00:41:37,285 --> 00:41:38,920 and have a terrible night's sleep, okay? 830 00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:40,222 Sounds great. 831 00:41:44,111 --> 00:41:45,939 I'm so, so sorry, Mom. 832 00:41:47,691 --> 00:41:49,087 Really? 833 00:41:50,022 --> 00:41:52,372 'Cause you didn't make that clear. 834 00:41:53,352 --> 00:41:54,908 I won't be long.