1 00:00:02,398 --> 00:00:03,794 [Alarm ringing] 2 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:12,487 [Alarm ringing] 3 00:00:19,672 --> 00:00:21,784 [Several alarms ringing] 4 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:28,467 You are hilarious! 5 00:00:31,285 --> 00:00:33,511 Okay, last night when I said to you: 6 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,368 "Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at 7:00"... 7 00:00:36,572 --> 00:00:38,956 what I actually meant was, "Tomorrow, no matter what..." 8 00:00:39,153 --> 00:00:41,537 "Make sure I have the option of getting up at 7:00..." 9 00:00:41,734 --> 00:00:44,403 "In case when 7:00 comes, I actually wanna get up." 10 00:00:44,606 --> 00:00:46,162 Which, as it happened, I didn't. 11 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:50,094 Therefore, you're currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002. 12 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,384 No survivors? 13 00:00:51,516 --> 00:00:54,821 The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation. 14 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,944 - This is decaf. - What do you mean? 15 00:00:57,094 --> 00:00:59,286 - You switched my coffee again. - I'm a busy man. 16 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:01,897 I don't have time to sneak around switching your coffee. 17 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:04,156 I have a diner to run. I have shipments to order. 18 00:01:04,337 --> 00:01:06,846 I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that? 19 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:08,837 [Lorelai exclaiming in joy] 20 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:12,622 Under the sink. Very clever. But not clever enough, bucko. 21 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:15,334 Okay, fine. You know what? I give up. 22 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,964 - Go one day without coffee. - That's not giving up. 23 00:01:18,157 --> 00:01:20,190 - I'll put a toy in your cereal. - Dirty! 24 00:01:20,363 --> 00:01:22,192 - Fine. Here, you win. - Thank you. 25 00:01:22,361 --> 00:01:24,746 You're welcome. Now you're up, you're fed. I'm leaving. 26 00:01:24,941 --> 00:01:26,895 - We need Q-Tips. - I'll alert the media. 27 00:01:27,065 --> 00:01:28,972 See, that's better with the accent. 28 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:31,418 The reference is enough. You'll learn that one day. 29 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:33,953 I'll be home early. Anything besides the Q-Tips? 30 00:01:34,141 --> 00:01:38,172 Cotton balls, world peace, Connie Chung's original face back... 31 00:01:38,637 --> 00:01:39,989 Goodbye, crazy lady. 32 00:01:40,135 --> 00:01:42,247 - Goodbye, Sid and Nancy. - Leopold and Loeb. 33 00:01:42,425 --> 00:01:44,378 - What? - I changed my mind. Don't tell Rory. 34 00:01:44,548 --> 00:01:45,740 - Decaf. - Never. 35 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,389 - They'll both have two heads. - More to love. 36 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:56,343 [Panting heavily] 37 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:14,959 RORY: Hello? LORELAI: You have to come home. 38 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,580 - Mom? - You're gone and the house is quiet. 39 00:02:17,765 --> 00:02:18,798 Bill Maher is canceled. 40 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:22,360 The name of the show was Politically incorrect. Didn't anyone read the title? 41 00:02:22,594 --> 00:02:24,423 He was supposed to say those things, damn it! 42 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:26,307 - You had another dream. - Yes. 43 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:29,100 - The doctor is in. - Okay, I'm lying in bed... 44 00:02:29,296 --> 00:02:31,680 and I'm sleeping. I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown. 45 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:34,750 And 30 alarm clocks go off. 46 00:02:35,165 --> 00:02:38,832 And so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs. 47 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:43,358 And there, standing in the kitchen, is Luke. 48 00:02:43,615 --> 00:02:45,409 - Was he naked? - No. 49 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:48,290 - He was making breakfast. - Naked? 50 00:02:48,485 --> 00:02:50,075 You've been in Washington way too long. 51 00:02:50,234 --> 00:02:51,903 Sorry. Go ahead. He was making breakfast. 52 00:02:52,065 --> 00:02:53,258 Eggs and pancakes and bacon. 53 00:02:53,398 --> 00:02:55,543 He put decaf coffee in my regular coffee bag... 54 00:02:55,728 --> 00:02:57,999 - which, of course, I knew immediately. - The nose. 55 00:02:58,184 --> 00:03:01,057 Exactly. So eventually I find the real stuff under the sink. 56 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:04,614 - He hands me my breakfast, and then... - What? 57 00:03:06,343 --> 00:03:10,045 He kissed me and talked to my stomach! 58 00:03:10,297 --> 00:03:13,999 - Why would he do that? - Because apparently I'm pregnant. 59 00:03:14,252 --> 00:03:16,081 - What? - With twins! 60 00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:21,386 - Say something. - You are going to be so fat. 61 00:03:21,578 --> 00:03:23,406 Just analyze my dream, please. 62 00:03:23,576 --> 00:03:26,562 Your dream is telling you that you are secretly in love with Luke... 63 00:03:26,782 --> 00:03:28,655 you want to marry him, and have his twins. 64 00:03:28,821 --> 00:03:29,934 No. Try again. 65 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:32,625 What do you mean? You asked me to analyze your dream. I did. 66 00:03:32,818 --> 00:03:35,452 I reject that analysis. So I'd like another one, please. 67 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,715 You can't just reject an analysis and try again. 68 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:40,928 - You're not shopping for bathing suits. - Give me another analysis... 69 00:03:41,142 --> 00:03:44,174 or I'll put your Taylor Hula-Hooping dream into a whole other context. 70 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,138 I told you, Taylor was supposed to be Dean. 71 00:03:46,304 --> 00:03:48,371 I could tell by his freakishly thick head of hair. 72 00:03:48,551 --> 00:03:49,869 I'm waiting. 73 00:03:50,009 --> 00:03:53,995 Okay, maybe you're still upset about what happened with Dad... 74 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:55,889 and you're jealous of Sherry... 75 00:03:56,045 --> 00:03:58,600 because she's having his baby and not you. 76 00:03:59,665 --> 00:04:00,698 Mom? 77 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:03,565 - I miss you. - I miss you, too. 78 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:07,569 PARIS: Woodward. Bernstein. Harry Thomason. 79 00:04:07,949 --> 00:04:09,142 Is that Paris? 80 00:04:09,281 --> 00:04:12,472 Yeah, she talks in her sleep. Long in-depth arguments. 81 00:04:12,695 --> 00:04:14,727 I'm so glad I only have one more day here. 82 00:04:14,739 --> 00:04:15,204 Me, too. 83 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,308 What do you have on your agenda for tomorrow? Or today, actually. 84 00:04:18,522 --> 00:04:21,747 We have a breakfast mixer with members of Congress and the Senate. 85 00:04:21,977 --> 00:04:24,805 Cool. Try and steal me something from Tom Daschle's fruit plate. 86 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,083 - I'll see what I can do. - See you Friday, Doc. 87 00:04:27,264 --> 00:04:28,740 See you Friday. 88 00:05:02,937 --> 00:05:05,890 PARIS: [Mumbling] I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 89 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,628 - No way. - I swear. 90 00:06:09,789 --> 00:06:11,538 - Kosher bacon? - Beef, not pork. 91 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:12,736 I am so Jewish. 92 00:06:12,869 --> 00:06:15,855 - Sookie, where's my... - Jackson, hold on. Lorelai's here. 93 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,788 Jackson, I'm in the kitchen! I'm eating bacon, so don't... 94 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:20,816 Will you stop it? I'm dressed. 95 00:06:20,986 --> 00:06:22,701 How do I know you weren't showering... 96 00:06:22,859 --> 00:06:24,813 the hot water went out, and you rushed down... 97 00:06:24,982 --> 00:06:27,208 with nothing but a teeny, tiny towel in front of you? 98 00:06:27,397 --> 00:06:29,351 - That happened once. - Once was enough. 99 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,666 I got those paint chips we were talking about. 100 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,487 - Do you want to look at them now? - Nope. 101 00:06:33,641 --> 00:06:36,230 It'll take a minute and I picked out a couple of colors. 102 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,861 - What are you painting? - Nothing. 103 00:06:38,011 --> 00:06:39,209 - The house. - The whole house? 104 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:41,490 - Just the inside. - That's a big undertaking. 105 00:06:41,674 --> 00:06:44,229 It's not a big undertaking, since we're not undertaking it. 106 00:06:44,422 --> 00:06:46,977 - I know, but it'll be fun. - Rory and I'll help if you want. 107 00:06:47,169 --> 00:06:50,757 If you're gonna come over every day, you have to actually hear both of us. 108 00:06:50,999 --> 00:06:53,588 Tell me why you're not painting the inside of the house. 109 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,980 Because it was my house, and now it's our house... 110 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:58,068 and I want it to feel like our house. 111 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:00,955 - I am happy with the way this house feels. - How can you be? 112 00:07:01,156 --> 00:07:04,108 - There's flowers everywhere. - I like flowers. I'm a produce guy. 113 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:06,068 - The curtains are ruffly. - I like ruffles. 114 00:07:06,234 --> 00:07:09,345 - How can you like ruffles? - Because I'm very, very gay. 115 00:07:10,147 --> 00:07:13,610 Judy, Vincente has to go to work now. Goodbye, Lorelai. Tell her I'm fine. 116 00:07:13,852 --> 00:07:16,759 - I like things just the way they are. - I'll try. 117 00:07:16,973 --> 00:07:18,927 I've only got a minute, then I have to leave. 118 00:07:19,096 --> 00:07:21,322 - Is there any more bacon? - Have mine. 119 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,895 What do you think about mahogany for the living room... 120 00:07:24,091 --> 00:07:26,522 and then midnight blue for the hallway and the bedroom? 121 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,986 Jackson just said he's fine with how everything is. 122 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:30,442 I don't think it's bugging him. 123 00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:32,891 He may not think so now, but it'll bug him eventually. 124 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,467 Then he'll resent this place, and me, by extension... 125 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,060 and I would like to avoid that. 126 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:40,712 I can. I just need to butch the place up a little. Help me pick a color. 127 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:44,652 Okay, I can't now, but I'll do it later. Thanks for breakfast. It was amazing. 128 00:07:44,905 --> 00:07:47,369 I love you. I love the bacon. Hey, bacon's manly. 129 00:07:47,569 --> 00:07:50,953 Why don't you nail a bunch of packages of kosher bacon on the walls? 130 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:54,063 It smells like meat blessed by a rabbi. That's a manly house. 131 00:07:54,271 --> 00:07:54,516 Bye. 132 00:07:54,528 --> 00:07:56,462 Okay, but if you're still thinking paint... 133 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,027 you're still thinking like a chick. 134 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:03,095 Watch those streamers! And not too much red near that tree. 135 00:08:03,304 --> 00:08:04,974 Light touch! 136 00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:07,361 - Taylor, how's the leg? - It's just fine. 137 00:08:07,549 --> 00:08:10,014 Still don't know who put the banana peel on your doorstep? 138 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:12,359 No, but I have a list of suspects. 139 00:08:12,545 --> 00:08:15,258 - What's all this for? - This, young lady... 140 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:19,205 is for the first Annual Stars Hollow End of Summer Madness Festival. 141 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:21,759 You finally found a way to fill September, didn't you? 142 00:08:21,952 --> 00:08:24,541 This will be very exciting. I'm going all out for this. 143 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,217 I even think you'll be impressed. 144 00:08:26,364 --> 00:08:28,794 - Really? Even me? - Yes, sirree, Mini-me! 145 00:08:28,987 --> 00:08:32,053 I did not put the word "madness" in the title for nothing. 146 00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:35,863 This place is gonna be crazy, wild! Food, games. 147 00:08:36,105 --> 00:08:38,774 We've even got a band coming all the way from New York! 148 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,434 New York? That's just nuts! 149 00:08:40,446 --> 00:08:42,725 And wait till you see the banner I ordered. 150 00:08:42,973 --> 00:08:46,482 It'll make every other banner we've ever had look downright embarrassing. 151 00:08:46,719 --> 00:08:48,911 - Taylor, you're on fire. - I love this banner! 152 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:50,921 - I can't wait to see it. - Come on Friday. 153 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:55,155 Excuse me, young lady. You know I'm talking to you. 154 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:58,565 TAYLOR: The blonde woman with the ribbons, please slow down. 155 00:08:58,874 --> 00:09:02,337 I'm in a wheelchair, young lady. I can't run after you. 156 00:09:04,494 --> 00:09:07,287 Sen. Boxer, as one of our foremost democratic leaders, I ask you: 157 00:09:07,491 --> 00:09:09,081 Do you think it looks good to have... 158 00:09:09,239 --> 00:09:11,874 the American secretary of the treasury traveling with Bono? 159 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:14,943 I know, apparently he's a saint. He's going to save the world. 160 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,614 But, my God, he never even takes the sunglasses off. 161 00:09:17,814 --> 00:09:19,404 Don't we have an image to maintain? 162 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:22,674 Aren't we at least pretending we're the superpower in this world? 163 00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:26,322 Why not just send Carson Daly to the Middle East next time Cheney goes? 164 00:09:26,555 --> 00:09:29,826 Hook up Freddie Prinze Jr. with Colin Powell next time he meets NATO. 165 00:09:30,052 --> 00:09:32,164 Let's hear what Freddie has to say, right? 166 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:33,613 Wait, Doug. 167 00:09:33,757 --> 00:09:37,459 Paris, do you know Republican Congressman Doug Ose from California? 168 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,779 You don't? Great. 169 00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:41,712 You two will have so much to talk about. Bye. 170 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,685 - Barbara? - Ose, right? 171 00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:47,176 - Yes, that's right. - Let's take a walk. 172 00:09:48,825 --> 00:09:50,937 - Last day here? - Yep. 173 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:52,943 In your opinion, how is our nation's capital? 174 00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:55,860 I got to see Archie Bunker's chair at the Smithsonian Museum. 175 00:09:56,069 --> 00:09:57,579 So it was a big thumbs up for me. 176 00:09:57,734 --> 00:10:00,527 There are times when this country's priorities are exactly right. 177 00:10:00,731 --> 00:10:04,080 - So, where's Paris? - Not quite sure. Last time I saw her... 178 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:07,343 she was beating the will to live out of our nation's representatives. 179 00:10:07,557 --> 00:10:10,430 - She is a hammer, isn't she? - Actually, she's the entire toolbox. 180 00:10:10,638 --> 00:10:13,147 I always seem to catch the most interesting politicians... 181 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,251 when they have to use the bathroom. Hey, Jamie. 182 00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:19,297 Paris, I got a little sneak peek at the final debate pairings for today. 183 00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:21,691 Seems like you and I are on the same side this time. 184 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:24,102 You'd think they'd give someone else a fighting chance. 185 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,359 Apparently not. 186 00:10:25,498 --> 00:10:28,530 I love this. You don't realize how unqualified America's youth is... 187 00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:31,334 until you gather them all up in a room and make them speak. 188 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:34,361 - Who are we up against? - Jason Roundsevault and Ty Fredericks. 189 00:10:34,573 --> 00:10:36,606 Perfect. Jason's got asthma, and Ty cries. 190 00:10:36,778 --> 00:10:38,527 We should meet early and go over strategy. 191 00:10:38,694 --> 00:10:40,363 - Make sure you bring Kleenex. - Good. 192 00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:42,955 Then tonight we should meet and celebrate over dinner. 193 00:10:43,148 --> 00:10:45,104 - What if we don't win? - Don't lose it on me now. 194 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,214 - You're right. - Dinner? 195 00:10:46,352 --> 00:10:48,340 - Sure. - I'll swing around for you about 7:00. 196 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,424 - Fine. - See you at the slaughter. 197 00:10:51,806 --> 00:10:53,520 - Wow! - What? 198 00:10:54,178 --> 00:10:55,813 Can you imagine pairing me with Jamie? 199 00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:59,477 Why not just line the hallways with self-esteem counselors right now? 200 00:10:59,715 --> 00:11:00,862 - Paris? - What? 201 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:03,470 What do you mean? He just asked you out on a date. 202 00:11:03,669 --> 00:11:06,621 - He did not. - He did. You're having dinner with him. 203 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,150 It's a victory dinner, that's it. 204 00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,520 If he just wanted to celebrate winning a debate... 205 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:14,327 you guys could've had coffee later. But he asked you out on a date. 206 00:11:14,576 --> 00:11:15,802 - He did? - Yes. 207 00:11:15,949 --> 00:11:17,345 - Did I accept? - Yes. 208 00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:19,124 - I'm going on a date. - Yes, you are. 209 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,869 Man, I can't believe this! 210 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:23,696 I finally get asked out on a date, and I missed it? 211 00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:26,205 - Was it a good ask-out? - It was a very good ask-out. 212 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:29,349 - God. Wish I'd been there. - You'll be there tonight. 213 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:32,475 Tonight. Tonight I have a date. 214 00:11:33,182 --> 00:11:36,294 Tonight I have a date with Jamie, a Princeton man. 215 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,397 I can overlook that. 216 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:41,515 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. 217 00:11:41,799 --> 00:11:43,627 I have a date. 218 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,753 One day it occurred to me: Cows never wrinkle. 219 00:11:51,622 --> 00:11:53,814 Think about it. Have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? 220 00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:56,981 No, not once. So I thought to myself, "That is weird." 221 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,187 Yes, that and other things. 222 00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:03,067 So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows. I studied humans. 223 00:12:03,319 --> 00:12:06,431 And finally, I discovered the secret of the cows. 224 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,206 Michel, could you... Hi, Kirk. 225 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:10,820 Good. Just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us... 226 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,655 the difference between cows and humans. 227 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:17,420 - You mean, other than one's a cow? - Go ahead, Kirk. 228 00:12:18,055 --> 00:12:19,202 Hay. 229 00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,017 It's hay. Cows eat hay. 230 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,845 After some experimentation and a great deal of research... 231 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,558 I developed what I believe is... 232 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,985 the next great skin-care product to sweep the nation. 233 00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:31,156 - "Hay There." - A complete line of creams... 234 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,559 balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids. 235 00:12:33,748 --> 00:12:36,814 We already have a skin care line here. I'm sorry. 236 00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:41,226 I am willing to give you three cases of Hay There skin products... 237 00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:42,808 absolutely free of charge. 238 00:12:42,947 --> 00:12:44,820 Try them. You will see what I'm talking about. 239 00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:47,371 Thank you very much, Kirk. 240 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,410 But, I'm sorry, don't cows eat grass? 241 00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:53,528 Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name. 242 00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:58,398 So sad not to have a cocktail in your hand... 243 00:12:58,599 --> 00:13:00,586 every time he comes by, no? 244 00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:02,035 [Telephone ringing] 245 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,855 - Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking. - What day is this? 246 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,721 - Mom? - What day is this? 247 00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:08,631 - I have a group of... - It's Thursday. 248 00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:11,749 - Thank God. Now, could I possibly... - Thursday the what? 249 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:13,357 - It's... - Thursday the third. 250 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,646 And what was happening Thursday the third? 251 00:13:15,832 --> 00:13:18,625 I believe it was the day I was supposed to chew my head off. 252 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:21,213 Your father and I were coming home from Martha's Vineyard. 253 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:22,478 I know. 254 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:24,889 You said that when we got home, you would call us. 255 00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,742 - I know I did. - We're home... 256 00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:30,254 and yet there's no call, no message, no card. 257 00:13:30,484 --> 00:13:34,027 Mom, it's 11:00 a.m. I said I would call you on Thursday. 258 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,815 I didn't say when on Thursday, I just said Thursday. 259 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,774 Technically, I haven't screwed up for another 12 hours. 260 00:13:40,974 --> 00:13:43,802 Everyone knows that you are supposed to call people... 261 00:13:44,013 --> 00:13:47,045 as soon as they have arrived home. That's the polite way to do it. 262 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,088 You didn't tell me what time you were coming. 263 00:13:49,258 --> 00:13:50,848 You never asked when we were coming. 264 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,152 But you never told me, so I couldn't have known. 265 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:57,163 So even though I didn't ask, I still didn't know, and it's only 11... 266 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,801 - I'm sorry. - Apology accepted. 267 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:02,871 Now, I assume we'll see you and Rory for dinner tomorrow? 268 00:14:03,078 --> 00:14:05,462 You'll see me, but Rory doesn't get back till Saturday. 269 00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:08,089 What a shame. I thought she was coming back tomorrow. 270 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,155 - Nope, she's coming back Saturday. - I'm very disappointed. 271 00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:15,063 - I had it written down for tomorrow. - You must've written it wrong. 272 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,189 Your father thought it was tomorrow, also. 273 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:20,626 - See you at 7:00. - Wait. Do you know where Christopher is? 274 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,426 Why? 275 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,626 We wanted him to come with you and Rory tomorrow. 276 00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:27,112 Even though apparently Rory's getting back Saturday... 277 00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:28,973 though I could have sworn it was tomorrow. 278 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,248 Christopher's away on business, but I'll tell him. 279 00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:35,048 Tell him to come next week. I wanna see the three of you together. 280 00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:37,329 Yes. That would be a nice picture. 281 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,258 - All right, see you tomorrow. - Yes, you will. 282 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,525 Bye. 283 00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:48,969 RORY: My plane gets in at 3:00. DEAN: I'm in at 6:00. 284 00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:51,905 Red, purple, green. Where the hell is it? 285 00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:54,578 That gives me three hours to look presentable. 286 00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:57,729 - Perhaps I'll go blonde. - I strongly request that you don't. 287 00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:00,530 - Afraid of change? - No, I just like what I have. 288 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,955 - I like a man who settles. - I miss you. 289 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:06,528 - I miss you, too. - Stop being cute. I need help here. 290 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,923 - I have to go. Paris is melting down. - Why? 291 00:15:09,097 --> 00:15:10,732 - She has a date tonight. - Really? 292 00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:13,714 - Don't sound so surprised! - How do you know he sounded surprised? 293 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:16,991 Because I'm a genius. I have deep and powerful clairvoyant abilities. 294 00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:18,282 Oh, boy. 295 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:21,645 I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris... 296 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,704 in the same sentence with the word "date"... 297 00:15:23,874 --> 00:15:27,462 jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like "how" and "why"... 298 00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:29,576 and "Quick, get the children in the minivan... 299 00:15:29,743 --> 00:15:31,935 "because the world is obviously coming to an end"... 300 00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:33,944 will immediately fly out of people's mouths! 301 00:15:34,114 --> 00:15:35,624 - I have to go. - You sure it's safe? 302 00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:39,288 - I'll be fine. I'll see you Friday. - See you Friday. I love you. 303 00:15:39,525 --> 00:15:42,114 - That's it. I'm shaving my head. - Gotta go. 304 00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:45,323 Paris, you have got to calm down. 305 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:47,234 I had a black sweater, now it's gone. 306 00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:50,061 I'm not talking about now. In general, you need to calm down. 307 00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,774 He's almost here. I'm not dressed, my makeup's not done... 308 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,434 and I haven't gone through the Zagat to pick a restaurant. 309 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:56,782 Let him pick the restaurant. 310 00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:59,037 - What if he doesn't have a Zagat? - He'll wing it. 311 00:15:59,214 --> 00:16:01,883 "Wing it"? How come other girls get planned-out dinners... 312 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,232 flowers, candy, rose petals thrown on the floor... 313 00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:05,451 and I get "wing it"? 314 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,570 - You may not get "wing it." - No, I have. 315 00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:09,099 - I can't do this. - What? 316 00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:11,755 I can't date. I'm not genetically set up for it. 317 00:16:11,952 --> 00:16:13,020 Not true. 318 00:16:13,159 --> 00:16:15,544 I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation. 319 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,375 I'm covered in hives. I've showered four times. For what? 320 00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,876 Some guy who doesn't have the brains to buy a Zagat... 321 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:24,815 so we don't wind up in a restaurant that's a front for a cocaine-laundering ring? 322 00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:26,097 Sit. 323 00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:29,629 It's a dare. He was dared to take me out. 324 00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:31,937 I bet Trent Lott was behind this. 325 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:35,006 Trent Lott did not dare Jamie to take you out. 326 00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:36,447 Close. 327 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,150 Jamie likes you. He asked you out because he likes you. 328 00:16:39,342 --> 00:16:40,931 - Now look up. - Maybe I shouldn't go. 329 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,997 What if I fall for him and he doesn't like me? 330 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,556 - You'll find someone else. - What if there is no one else? 331 00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:48,499 - You'll buy some cats. - I wish I knew if he was right for me. 332 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,013 So I don't put myself through all of this for nothing. 333 00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:53,635 Women fall for men who are wrong for them all the time. 334 00:16:53,828 --> 00:16:55,576 Then they get sidetracked from their goals. 335 00:16:55,742 --> 00:16:57,457 They give up careers and become alcoholics. 336 00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,603 If you're Sunny von Bülow, wind up in a coma... 337 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,687 incapable of stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie. 338 00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:05,286 I think you should wear your hair down. 339 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,042 How do you know if a guy is right for you? 340 00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:11,342 - You just have to feel it. - All I feel is my back breaking out. 341 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:14,116 You'll know, okay? You just have to let it happen. 342 00:17:14,307 --> 00:17:16,533 And then, probably when you're not looking... 343 00:17:16,722 --> 00:17:18,947 you'll find someone who complements you. 344 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,567 - Meaning? - Someone who likes what you like. 345 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:25,540 Someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music... 346 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,387 or likes to trash the same movies. 347 00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,771 - Someone compatible. - Okay. 348 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,231 But not so compatible that they're boring. 349 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,925 Someone who's compatible but not compatible. 350 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,518 Yeah, kind of. 351 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:40,612 You respect each other's opinions, and you can laugh at the same jokes... 352 00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:43,454 but there's just something about not quite knowing... 353 00:17:43,654 --> 00:17:45,766 what the other person's gonna do at all times. 354 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:47,977 It's just really exciting. 355 00:17:50,189 --> 00:17:53,176 Look, just have a good time. You'll figure it out. 356 00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:57,143 Yeah, I hope I figure it out fast before I throw up. 357 00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:58,874 [Knocking at door] 358 00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:01,001 - That's him. - Turn around. 359 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,143 - Well? - Perfect. 360 00:18:03,302 --> 00:18:04,573 - Promise? - Swear. 361 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,908 - Thanks. Now get in the closet. - What? 362 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:09,157 If he sees you, he won't want to date me. 363 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,051 Paris, that's crazy. He's seen me for weeks. 364 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:14,522 Yes, in conferences, crowded lecture halls... 365 00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,694 badly-lit banquet rooms with crappy food smells. 366 00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,382 Not at night when it's dating time... 367 00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:20,887 he's thinking about dating, and you look all datable. 368 00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:22,189 I'm not looking datable. 369 00:18:22,325 --> 00:18:24,675 Please. At least if there's nothing to compare me to... 370 00:18:24,864 --> 00:18:27,419 then I've got a fighting chance. Please. 371 00:18:27,861 --> 00:18:29,088 Okay... 372 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,115 but when you get home, you need to get a new therapist... 373 00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:35,143 because the one you have is really not working. 374 00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:41,817 - Thanks for helping me get ready. - Any time. 375 00:18:45,802 --> 00:18:47,516 - Hi. - Hello. 376 00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:51,562 - You look very nice. - This is a really good sweater. 377 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:54,305 - So, shall we get going? - Sure. 378 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,726 - Do you like Italian food? - I love Italian food. 379 00:18:57,957 --> 00:19:02,260 I've made a reservation at a great place. At least, that's what the Zagat guide says. 380 00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:05,571 - You're perfect. - Let's go. 381 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,452 How could you not tell them? 382 00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:21,670 They left two days after your wedding... 383 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,758 and they were in Martha's Vineyard all summer. 384 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:25,203 It just seemed quieter. 385 00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:26,578 What do you think? Manly? 386 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,617 In an Oscar Wilde sort of way, absolutely. 387 00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:31,115 You know you'll have to tell them tonight, right? 388 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,776 I mean, the subject will come up. 389 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,465 They probably think you and Christopher are heading down the aisle any day now. 390 00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:37,982 I know. 391 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,654 A shaving table. It's perfect. 392 00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:43,625 - And $1,200. - $1,200 for what? 393 00:19:43,829 --> 00:19:46,781 What do you mean, for what? This is an antique. 394 00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:48,662 [Whispering] Where does she come from? 395 00:19:48,824 --> 00:19:50,175 This was Sherman's shaving table. 396 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,071 - Sherman? - Gen. Sherman. Famous man. 397 00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:54,667 - Burned Atlanta. Liked a close shave. - Wow. Historical. 398 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,085 All original, perfect shape. I'll give you 10% off. You want it? 399 00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:02,016 Maybe. I just wanted to look around a little bit first. 400 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,323 - But it's very nice. - I know it's very nice. 401 00:20:05,516 --> 00:20:07,151 Boy, she would have made a great nun. 402 00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:09,430 So, how are you planning on telling them? 403 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,530 I thought I'd do it like Nell, you know. 404 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,717 [Lorelai speaking gibberish] 405 00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:17,153 - That's a very good idea. - I'll tell them. I promise. 406 00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:20,396 Oh, my God! Look! 407 00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:23,570 - What? - For over the mantelpiece. It's perfect. 408 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,937 It's a dead fish. 409 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,226 It's an antique stuffed and mounted trout, and I think it's manly. 410 00:20:28,452 --> 00:20:30,916 - Please. - It's very Ralph Lauren. 411 00:20:31,116 --> 00:20:34,421 Jackson loves you. You're not telling me the future of your marriage... 412 00:20:34,654 --> 00:20:37,005 - depends on Leon Troutsky over there. - I guess not. 413 00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:39,987 Think about it. You don't have to make every decision now. 414 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,228 Do a little more shopping. 415 00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:43,423 Maybe you'll find something even more disgusting. 416 00:20:43,604 --> 00:20:45,909 I gotta go pick up Rory at the airport... 417 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,135 and then we'll pick up you guys for the festival. 418 00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,419 - Great. Bye. - Okay, see you later. 419 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,857 - $10 if you don't let her buy the fish. - $20. 420 00:20:56,549 --> 00:20:58,025 - You're kidding. - I never kid. 421 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,887 You know, I believe that. 422 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,343 - Hey, Gilmore! - Mom! 423 00:21:12,493 --> 00:21:14,604 Luckily there are video cameras everywhere... 424 00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,769 that caught that very graceful moment on tape. 425 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:19,091 - I'm so glad to see you. - I'm glad to see you. 426 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:20,470 I'm never leaving home again. 427 00:21:20,609 --> 00:21:22,755 That's my emotionally-stunted girl! I got you gifts. 428 00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:25,405 I'm the one that left town. I'm supposed to get you gifts. 429 00:21:25,605 --> 00:21:27,558 I got here early and there was nothing to do... 430 00:21:27,727 --> 00:21:29,919 except feed Gummi Bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs... 431 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,973 which apparently the United States government frowns upon. 432 00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:35,372 You got in trouble while you were waiting for me? 433 00:21:35,553 --> 00:21:37,110 - Just a little. - How much is a little? 434 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:39,329 Learn Russian. Okay, here you go. 435 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,611 - A Hartford, Connecticut sweatshirt. - Nice. 436 00:21:42,796 --> 00:21:45,669 Hartford, Connecticut notebook, pencil set... 437 00:21:45,877 --> 00:21:48,431 - Hartford, Connecticut shot glass... - And beer mug. 438 00:21:48,624 --> 00:21:52,292 Hartford baguette, Hartford bear, Hartford sunglasses... 439 00:21:52,536 --> 00:21:54,046 - You like? - I love. 440 00:21:54,201 --> 00:21:56,154 We'll get your bags, then we'll hit the road. 441 00:21:56,325 --> 00:21:58,278 I can't wait to hear all about Washington. 442 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,832 By the way, I got you out of dinner with the Gilmores. 443 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,062 I thought you and Dean... 444 00:22:02,194 --> 00:22:05,022 might enjoy a little Peaches and Herb time together. 445 00:22:05,232 --> 00:22:06,504 Thanks. What did you tell them? 446 00:22:06,647 --> 00:22:08,364 - That you get home tomorrow. - Big fat lie. 447 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:11,034 Yes, which proves how much I love you. 448 00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:13,611 The fact that I was willing to lie to my own parents... 449 00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:14,875 who I never lie to... 450 00:22:15,015 --> 00:22:16,888 just so you could have a night of happiness... 451 00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:20,960 is proof positive of my deep, undying devotion that I have for you. 452 00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:22,250 I appreciate that. 453 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,494 All of that devotion could be yours for the low price of $29.95. 454 00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:27,709 - Forget it. - I'll throw in a set of steak knives. 455 00:22:27,836 --> 00:22:28,903 My bags, please. 456 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:31,234 You're saying you want this gesture of love for free? 457 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:32,926 What kind of world are you living in? 458 00:22:35,661 --> 00:22:36,729 My God. 459 00:22:36,869 --> 00:22:39,174 You do know one option was leaving some books at home? 460 00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:43,067 - I offered to carry that one. - Next time, insist. I'm lopsided now. 461 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,227 I can't believe I'm home. I feel like I've been away forever. 462 00:22:46,443 --> 00:22:47,556 I agree. 463 00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:50,565 - Hello, living room. - Hello, Rory. We missed you. 464 00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:53,360 Not the ottoman, of course, but everyone knows he's a snob. 465 00:22:53,561 --> 00:22:55,594 Napoleon complex. He only likes the magazine rack. 466 00:22:55,766 --> 00:22:57,958 My God, I missed everything. 467 00:22:58,264 --> 00:23:02,489 My kitchen, my room, my books, my CDs, my stuff. 468 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,484 - Where's my pillow? - What? 469 00:23:06,673 --> 00:23:09,137 - You took my pillow. - I did not take your pillow. 470 00:23:09,337 --> 00:23:12,448 You waited until I left, went in my room, and took my pillow. 471 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,620 - You weren't using it. - What else did you take? 472 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:18,094 Nothing. Your comforter came into my room by itself. 473 00:23:18,328 --> 00:23:20,076 It brought your Bauhaus T-shirt with it. 474 00:23:20,243 --> 00:23:21,878 I want my stuff back by tomorrow morning. 475 00:23:22,032 --> 00:23:24,178 Just 'cause you leave doesn't mean the world stops. 476 00:23:24,364 --> 00:23:25,556 - By noon. - Fine. 477 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,569 CHRISTOPHER: Lor, it's me. Please just call. 478 00:23:27,735 --> 00:23:30,007 - Dad? - Yeah. 479 00:23:30,607 --> 00:23:32,913 - You still haven't talked to him yet? - No. 480 00:23:33,106 --> 00:23:34,457 - You? - Nope. 481 00:23:34,604 --> 00:23:36,511 - He's called. - I know. He's called me, too. 482 00:23:36,685 --> 00:23:38,673 I just don't really know what to say. 483 00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:41,677 - How long are you gonna freeze him out? - I don't know. 484 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,206 - Right. - You? 485 00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:45,934 - I don't know, either. - I have to tell my parents tonight. 486 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,120 Are you sure you don't want me to go with you and distract them? 487 00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:52,927 No. You've got Dean coming over. I'll be fine. I'll bring them something shiny. 488 00:23:53,169 --> 00:23:54,282 I'm gonna go change then. 489 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:55,973 - For what? - The festival. 490 00:23:56,124 --> 00:23:58,872 Honey, if you don't wanna go, we don't have to go. 491 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,635 Why would I not wanna go? Of course I wanna go. 492 00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:03,814 You just got home. You got Dean coming over. 493 00:24:03,991 --> 00:24:07,773 I want to go because this is our town, and we need to support these things. 494 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,255 All right, but you don't have to change for that. 495 00:24:10,444 --> 00:24:13,396 I've been away for a while. I wanna make a nice impression. 496 00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:15,799 - On who? - Whoever has to look at me. 497 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:18,807 Just hustle. I promised Jackson and Sookie I'd pick them up. 498 00:24:19,019 --> 00:24:20,052 I'll just be a minute. 499 00:24:20,184 --> 00:24:21,933 No woman is ever a minute when she changes. 500 00:24:22,099 --> 00:24:24,483 Do not judge me by your own standards. 501 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,791 - Wow. Fancy. - It's not fancy. 502 00:24:26,969 --> 00:24:29,638 You'll have time to come home and change for Dean. 503 00:24:29,841 --> 00:24:33,032 I can just change now. Then I don't have to do it later. 504 00:24:33,255 --> 00:24:34,367 Hey, Rory? 505 00:24:34,503 --> 00:24:37,410 I don't want you to freeze out your dad because I am. 506 00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:38,659 I'm not. 507 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,096 I'm fine, if you want to go back to the way things were. 508 00:24:41,289 --> 00:24:45,513 - That would be hard this time. - Okay. Maybe not now, but eventually. 509 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:48,691 Eventually, maybe. But for now, solidarity, sister. 510 00:24:48,907 --> 00:24:49,905 Ya-ya. 511 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,307 You've been waiting for six weeks to do that, haven't you? 512 00:24:52,486 --> 00:24:54,200 I'll just be a minute. 513 00:25:06,431 --> 00:25:07,827 See? Three minutes faster. 514 00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:10,083 I also found a way to get to AI's Pancake World... 515 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:12,452 that shaves a good 40 seconds off our normal route. 516 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:14,779 You were really bored when I was gone, weren't you? 517 00:25:14,964 --> 00:25:16,315 You have no idea. 518 00:25:16,462 --> 00:25:19,414 JACKSON: Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? 519 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,942 SOOKIE: I don't understand why you're so upset. 520 00:25:22,124 --> 00:25:25,950 JACKSON: How can you not understand? I told you a thousand times. 521 00:25:26,203 --> 00:25:30,586 - I thought you were just being nice. - Nice? Sookie, look at this place! 522 00:25:30,866 --> 00:25:33,171 - I think it looks nice. - Nice. 523 00:25:33,529 --> 00:25:35,960 This is nice? 524 00:25:36,152 --> 00:25:39,218 - It's masculine. - No, it's terrifying! 525 00:25:39,441 --> 00:25:42,030 I swear I'll come out in the night for a drink of water... 526 00:25:42,229 --> 00:25:44,103 turn around, hit the floor, and play dead! 527 00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:47,619 - Okay, so we have a little work to do! - Just put it back the way it was. 528 00:25:47,849 --> 00:25:52,119 - No, I want you to be happy! - I was happy! I told you I was happy. 529 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:54,181 You just didn't want to believe I was happy! 530 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:57,655 - We'll just check on them a little later. - Excellent idea. 531 00:25:59,754 --> 00:26:01,071 [Band singing] 532 00:26:13,199 --> 00:26:16,787 Okay, so do we do cheese stick, hot dog, cotton candy... 533 00:26:17,028 --> 00:26:18,425 or do we mix it up? 534 00:26:18,568 --> 00:26:20,840 Start with cotton candy and end with the cheese stick? 535 00:26:21,025 --> 00:26:22,398 Who are you looking for? 536 00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:24,806 No one. I'm just taking in all the madness. 537 00:26:25,063 --> 00:26:28,447 - Lorelai, have you used the cream yet? - Not yet, Kirk. 538 00:26:28,684 --> 00:26:29,842 Good, there's been a problem. 539 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:31,568 - What kind of problem? - Nothing major. 540 00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:33,392 It seems that with continual use... 541 00:26:33,554 --> 00:26:35,779 the cream develops some weird reactions to light... 542 00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:38,273 - and air and movement. - Are you serious? 543 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,692 It's just a small kink. It'll all be worked out soon. 544 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,026 I have three cases of that stuff sitting at the inn. 545 00:26:43,212 --> 00:26:45,596 Get rid of it, but don't throw it in the trash. 546 00:26:45,793 --> 00:26:49,017 - That would be an EPA violation. - What am I supposed to do with it? 547 00:26:49,247 --> 00:26:51,756 Shooting it into space is about all I've got now. 548 00:26:51,953 --> 00:26:54,338 - I'll pick up the cases tomorrow. - Thank you. 549 00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:55,865 Hey. 550 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,179 What? 551 00:26:57,323 --> 00:26:59,832 Do you sometimes think this town is weird... 552 00:27:00,028 --> 00:27:01,584 or is it just me? 553 00:27:12,224 --> 00:27:14,257 Taylor, is this where the mosh pit starts? 554 00:27:14,431 --> 00:27:16,623 Hello, Lorelai, Rory. What do you think of the band? 555 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,312 - Pretty big city, don't you think? - I sure do. 556 00:27:19,509 --> 00:27:22,813 - What? - I'm agreeing with you. They are smoking. 557 00:27:23,048 --> 00:27:25,194 I do not care for that sarcastic tone, Lorelai. 558 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:29,443 - No, I'm being nice here. - You have an opinion on everything. 559 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,501 TAYLOR: Nothing is up to your standards. LORELAI: That is not true. 560 00:27:32,705 --> 00:27:35,080 I'm sure these guys are all great barbers. 561 00:27:35,092 --> 00:27:36,611 I don't know why I bother. 562 00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:39,900 That is it. I have been nice for the last... 563 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,348 What? 564 00:27:45,276 --> 00:27:47,991 LORELAI: It looks like he's got his "what I did this summer" essay... 565 00:27:48,190 --> 00:27:49,780 all researched and ready to go. 566 00:27:49,938 --> 00:27:52,243 - I guess you dodged a bullet there. - What do you mean? 567 00:27:52,436 --> 00:27:54,264 I don't know. Just seems kind of lucky... 568 00:27:54,434 --> 00:27:57,783 you didn't throw everything away for Jess when you see... 569 00:27:58,014 --> 00:27:59,524 See what? What am I seeing? 570 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,076 - You're upset. - No, I'm not upset. 571 00:28:01,178 --> 00:28:04,005 You are. I know when you're upset 'cause you look like my mother. 572 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:05,487 - Thanks. - You like my mother. 573 00:28:05,631 --> 00:28:09,412 Yes, but you don't like your mother, so that's not exactly a compliment. 574 00:28:09,669 --> 00:28:11,338 Honey, what is wrong? 575 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:12,851 - Oh, God! - What is it? 576 00:28:12,999 --> 00:28:14,192 It's that. 577 00:28:14,331 --> 00:28:15,477 - Jess? - Yes. 578 00:28:15,621 --> 00:28:17,256 - You're upset about Jess? - I said, yes. 579 00:28:17,411 --> 00:28:19,285 - Yes, it's Jess? - You're not being funny. 580 00:28:19,451 --> 00:28:21,325 It's not my fault that "yes" and "Jess" rhyme. 581 00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,841 Did I exploit the opportunity? Of course I did, but... 582 00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:26,538 Rory, come on. I know you had this crush. 583 00:28:26,735 --> 00:28:29,085 - It wasn't a crush. - I thought it was over. 584 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:32,102 - You haven't talked to him since... - Sookie's wedding. 585 00:28:32,313 --> 00:28:33,506 - You did? - Yes. 586 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:36,757 - He wasn't there. - He'd just come back and came to see me. 587 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,122 Okay, so he crashed Sookie's wedding, and? 588 00:28:39,306 --> 00:28:41,657 And nothing. He told me that he was back in town... 589 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:44,912 - that he moved back and... - What, Rory? Come on. 590 00:28:45,509 --> 00:28:46,985 And then we kissed, okay? 591 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:48,847 - You kissed? - Yes. 592 00:28:49,005 --> 00:28:51,038 - You kissed, like you kissed? - Yes. 593 00:28:51,503 --> 00:28:53,331 Okay, who kissed who? 594 00:28:53,501 --> 00:28:55,298 - What does that matter? - Because it matters. 595 00:28:55,457 --> 00:28:58,603 Did he kiss you? Did you kiss each other? Did you trip and your faces... 596 00:28:58,830 --> 00:28:59,942 - I kissed him. - Okay. 597 00:29:00,078 --> 00:29:03,144 I thought he came back here because he liked me or something. 598 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,274 I kissed him, and he kissed me back. 599 00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:08,400 And now he's over there, and I feel so stupid. 600 00:29:08,611 --> 00:29:11,075 That girl isn't even his type and... 601 00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:13,739 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? I'm ranting. 602 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,973 You should recognize this. I learned it from you. 603 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,700 - You went to Sookie's wedding with Dean. - I know. 604 00:29:18,893 --> 00:29:21,085 And then you ran off to have some thing with Jess. 605 00:29:21,265 --> 00:29:23,252 - It was a kiss, not a thing. - A kiss is a thing. 606 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:25,258 It wasn't planned. It just happened. 607 00:29:25,428 --> 00:29:27,224 All this time I'm thinking, "She's with Dean." 608 00:29:27,343 --> 00:29:28,411 I am with Dean. 609 00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:31,059 No. Kissing another guy is not being with Dean. 610 00:29:31,255 --> 00:29:32,573 Ask him. I bet he'd back me up. 611 00:29:32,713 --> 00:29:34,629 - It was nothing. - Then why are you freaked out? 612 00:29:34,794 --> 00:29:37,542 - I'm not freaked out! - Kid, you have got to make up your mind. 613 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,861 Jess, Dean. It's enough already. 614 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:42,833 If you want Jess, that's fine. Go get him. There he is. 615 00:29:43,036 --> 00:29:45,988 If you think that's the great love of your life, then great. 616 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,232 Grab a liver treat and a squeaky toy and run to him! 617 00:29:49,446 --> 00:29:50,644 Don't worry about that girl... 618 00:29:50,779 --> 00:29:53,811 because I'm sure he will have moved on to somebody else in an hour. 619 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:55,343 But do something. 620 00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:58,310 Dean has been sweet, supportive, and incredibly patient... 621 00:29:58,521 --> 00:30:01,075 and now you're officially treating him like dirt. 622 00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:04,096 I'm sorry, but not only is that not you, he doesn't deserve that! 623 00:30:04,307 --> 00:30:07,180 - God, I wish they knew another song! - I know all this about Dean. 624 00:30:07,387 --> 00:30:08,614 - You do? - Yes, I do. 625 00:30:08,761 --> 00:30:10,556 I knew how great he was before you did. 626 00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:12,591 Knowing this has apparently not stopped you... 627 00:30:12,757 --> 00:30:14,552 from dragging his heart all over this town. 628 00:30:14,714 --> 00:30:16,105 - Not fair! - Yes, fair. The fairest! 629 00:30:16,129 --> 00:30:17,162 The Snow White of fair. 630 00:30:17,294 --> 00:30:19,248 I don't want to talk to you about this anymore. 631 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:21,324 If you don't want Dean anymore, cut him loose. 632 00:30:21,498 --> 00:30:26,165 Let him find someone who does. Because this is just so wrong. 633 00:30:26,452 --> 00:30:29,280 RORY: All right, I get it! Just stop. DEAN: Rory. 634 00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:32,882 - Hey! - Hi, Dean. 635 00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:34,937 I thought your plane didn't get in until 6:00. 636 00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:37,063 I managed to get an earlier flight. 637 00:30:37,233 --> 00:30:39,220 I'm off to dinner with the parents. 638 00:30:39,398 --> 00:30:40,835 - Do you... - No, she's off the hook. 639 00:30:40,897 --> 00:30:43,486 You guys have all night to talk. Enjoy. 640 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,400 - Good to have you back, Dean. - Thanks. 641 00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:46,990 See you later. 642 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,877 So, did I interrupt something? 643 00:30:50,054 --> 00:30:52,041 No, nothing. We were just... 644 00:30:52,801 --> 00:30:54,232 Hi, you're back. 645 00:30:54,383 --> 00:30:56,689 Yeah, I'm back, and I'm glad to find you not blonde. 646 00:30:56,881 --> 00:30:59,390 Yeah, I was just having way too much fun. 647 00:30:59,587 --> 00:31:01,892 - I missed you. - I missed you, too. 648 00:31:14,364 --> 00:31:15,715 [Doorbell ringing] 649 00:31:20,607 --> 00:31:22,242 Lorelai, nice to see you. 650 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,187 - Sorry I'm late, Mom. - No, don't be sorry. 651 00:31:25,561 --> 00:31:28,230 That's what the "warm" setting was invented for. 652 00:31:28,434 --> 00:31:30,262 Richard, Lorelai's here. 653 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,591 Mom, before we get the evening started, I wanna tell you something. 654 00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:36,831 - Tell me outside. - No, I'll just do it here. 655 00:31:37,008 --> 00:31:38,041 Why? 656 00:31:38,174 --> 00:31:40,365 There's something about standing near the exit. 657 00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:42,263 - It's working for me. - You're being silly. 658 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,650 You don't discuss things standing by a door. Come on. 659 00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,980 I may have to take one more call tonight, Emily. 660 00:31:47,165 --> 00:31:49,436 Ben Stellen and I got cut off. Hello, Lorelai. 661 00:31:49,621 --> 00:31:53,811 Come outside with us until he calls back. Lorelai's about to tell us something. 662 00:31:54,075 --> 00:31:56,710 Perhaps that she's decided to buy an accurate timepiece. 663 00:31:56,905 --> 00:31:58,257 Now, Richard. 664 00:31:59,028 --> 00:32:00,175 EMILY: Is Rory okay? 665 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:03,589 Yes, Rory's fine. Everything's fine. It's really not that big a deal. 666 00:32:03,816 --> 00:32:05,723 - What would you like to drink? - Whatever. 667 00:32:05,897 --> 00:32:07,168 RICHARD: I can't read minds. 668 00:32:07,312 --> 00:32:09,140 I really don't care, Dad. Whatever you have. 669 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:10,343 We have everything. 670 00:32:10,476 --> 00:32:12,747 All right, I'll have a Jägermeister and a Jell-O shot. 671 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,328 - Excuse me? - White wine. 672 00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:15,903 All right. Sit. 673 00:32:18,385 --> 00:32:20,452 Now, go ahead. Tell us. 674 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,727 - Okay, well... - Wait just a second. 675 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,987 We brought you something from Martha's Vineyard. 676 00:32:27,168 --> 00:32:30,200 That's great. Maybe we could just... I guess it's present time. 677 00:32:30,414 --> 00:32:31,482 Open it. 678 00:32:35,243 --> 00:32:37,071 Scone mix. Wow! 679 00:32:37,241 --> 00:32:39,954 This new little place opened down the road from our house... 680 00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:43,141 and they make these wonderful scones. And that is their mix... 681 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,506 so you can make them right in your own kitchen. 682 00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:46,759 Thanks, Mom. 683 00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:50,408 I will put this on the counter and stare at it for many years to come. 684 00:32:50,645 --> 00:32:52,837 - You won't make them? - I'm not much of a baker. 685 00:32:53,018 --> 00:32:55,765 - But the instructions are on the bag. - I know, but still... 686 00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:57,960 Still, what? Those are good scones. 687 00:32:58,137 --> 00:33:00,568 Maybe I'll give this to Sookie and she'll bake them. 688 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,189 I don't understand why you can't follow the directions and make the scones. 689 00:33:04,423 --> 00:33:05,774 Rory would love those scones. 690 00:33:05,922 --> 00:33:09,465 Okay, I promise. One way or another, the scones will get eaten. 691 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:11,583 That being said, can we please move on? 692 00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:14,861 Fine, go ahead, talk. We're listening. 693 00:33:17,619 --> 00:33:18,845 Well... 694 00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:21,914 - It's about Christopher. - That reminds me. 695 00:33:22,114 --> 00:33:23,386 We got him a captain's hat. 696 00:33:23,529 --> 00:33:25,596 Where is that hat? Lorelai could bring it to him. 697 00:33:25,777 --> 00:33:27,764 - No, I can't. - Why not? 698 00:33:28,317 --> 00:33:30,270 Well, it's just... 699 00:33:31,189 --> 00:33:33,335 - Chris and I aren't... - Aren't what? 700 00:33:34,144 --> 00:33:35,973 They aren't together anymore, Richard. 701 00:33:36,142 --> 00:33:39,367 - Why not? - I'm sure a vague reason is forthcoming. 702 00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:41,471 It just didn't work out, that's all. 703 00:33:41,636 --> 00:33:43,510 - There it is. - I know you're disappointed. 704 00:33:43,676 --> 00:33:46,550 Disappointed? Please. Lorelai, this is ridiculous. 705 00:33:46,756 --> 00:33:49,062 - You aren't in high school anymore. - I know. 706 00:33:49,254 --> 00:33:52,240 - Let's not talk about this. - No, we are going to talk about it. 707 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:55,287 You're running around like you have no responsibility in life... 708 00:33:55,498 --> 00:33:58,053 - like you can flit from thing to thing... - That's not true. 709 00:33:58,246 --> 00:34:00,710 - From man to man. - I don't flit from man to man. 710 00:34:00,909 --> 00:34:02,976 You have a daughter. This affects Rory, too. 711 00:34:03,158 --> 00:34:04,589 You're wasting your breath. 712 00:34:04,739 --> 00:34:07,123 I know this affects Rory. I'm not doing this lightly. 713 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,910 In fact, I'm not doing anything at all! 714 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:11,737 - There's no need to raise your voice. - I can't believe this. 715 00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:13,655 I want to know why. I want a reason. 716 00:34:13,814 --> 00:34:17,482 I don't want any of this "just because" and "it just didn't work out" nonsense. 717 00:34:17,726 --> 00:34:21,508 I want a solid, adult reason why the father of my granddaughter... 718 00:34:21,764 --> 00:34:24,273 and her mother can't seem to put a family together. 719 00:34:24,470 --> 00:34:26,537 His girlfriend is pregnant. 720 00:34:27,217 --> 00:34:28,887 - What? - Sherry is pregnant. 721 00:34:29,049 --> 00:34:31,354 When Christopher found out, he went back to her. 722 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:32,898 And that, Mother, is the reason. 723 00:34:33,045 --> 00:34:35,032 - Are they getting married? - Probably. 724 00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:36,720 Of course they're getting married. 725 00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:39,180 - How do you know? - I know Christopher... 726 00:34:39,372 --> 00:34:41,564 and he always tries to do the right thing. 727 00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:43,890 The right thing is for him to be with his family. 728 00:34:44,076 --> 00:34:47,301 Lorelai and Rory are his family. He met this woman two minutes ago. 729 00:34:47,531 --> 00:34:50,597 - Emily, he is going to be a father. - He already is a father! 730 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:53,204 I really don't want to discuss this anymore. 731 00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:56,308 - Lorelai, you have to talk to him. - There's nothing to talk about. 732 00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:58,828 - Tell him you want to get married. - Please, stop. 733 00:34:59,019 --> 00:35:00,291 Yes, Emily. Please, stop. 734 00:35:00,435 --> 00:35:03,262 You know that Lorelai never does anything unless she wants to... 735 00:35:03,474 --> 00:35:05,188 no matter the consequences to anyone else. 736 00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:08,459 - What's that supposed to mean? - Lorelai wants to be with Christopher. 737 00:35:08,677 --> 00:35:11,505 - She told us that at the wedding. - Yes. Now the wind has changed. 738 00:35:11,715 --> 00:35:14,463 - Excuse me? - Christopher is fulfilling his duties... 739 00:35:14,672 --> 00:35:17,102 as he tried to do many years ago with Lorelai. 740 00:35:17,293 --> 00:35:19,042 She turned him down and turned him away. 741 00:35:19,209 --> 00:35:20,401 I was 16. 742 00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:23,526 If Christopher has found someone who will actually allow him... 743 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:28,254 to be a father to his own child, then that's what he's going to do. 744 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:31,091 - So you support this? - I understand this. 745 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,743 - I am appalled by your attitude! - And I am shocked by your naiveté. 746 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:37,260 Did you really expect this to work out? 747 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,063 Did you really have pictures of Norman Rockwell family Christmases... 748 00:35:41,312 --> 00:35:42,629 dancing in your head? 749 00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:45,642 Lorelai had her chance for a family. She walked away from it. 750 00:35:45,849 --> 00:35:48,801 That was her choice. He has a chance to be a father. 751 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:50,966 - I applaud him. - Then you're an idiot. 752 00:35:51,135 --> 00:35:53,520 If you'll excuse me, I'm going into my study. 753 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:58,145 Richard, you do not walk out on me when we are having a discussion! 754 00:35:59,086 --> 00:36:00,084 Richard! 755 00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:24,024 SOOKIE: Don't hurt it! 756 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:37,714 [Bell tinkling] 757 00:36:43,209 --> 00:36:44,606 We're closed. 758 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,438 I know. 759 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,519 Look, I didn't come here to make up... 760 00:36:49,704 --> 00:36:52,338 or to try to get you to forgive me or talk. 761 00:36:53,866 --> 00:36:56,455 I wouldn't even have come here at all... 762 00:36:56,655 --> 00:37:00,527 but I had a really crappy night and I really need a cup of coffee. 763 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,591 Just pretend I'm not me. 764 00:37:05,147 --> 00:37:09,530 I'm Mimi, a new customer. I've never been in here before. 765 00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:14,033 I was just walking down the street, and I spotted this place. 766 00:37:14,263 --> 00:37:16,727 Nice place. And I came in. 767 00:37:17,759 --> 00:37:21,143 Now Mimi is going to pour herself a cup of coffee... 768 00:37:21,381 --> 00:37:25,004 and sit over here, way far away from you. 769 00:37:25,502 --> 00:37:28,488 And she promises, just as soon as she's done... 770 00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:31,376 she will rinse out her own cup and leave. 771 00:37:41,985 --> 00:37:43,098 [Lorelai sighing] 772 00:37:43,818 --> 00:37:46,611 This is the second time I let myself do this. 773 00:37:48,604 --> 00:37:52,033 - Do what? - Think I finally found it. 774 00:37:52,517 --> 00:37:55,072 - Found what? - Love, comfort, safety. 775 00:37:56,554 --> 00:38:00,699 I mean, first with Max, which, of course, I screwed up. 776 00:38:00,968 --> 00:38:03,080 And then with Christopher, which, of course... 777 00:38:03,256 --> 00:38:06,004 all the elements of the universe got together to screw up. 778 00:38:06,212 --> 00:38:08,597 Yeah, it's tough when the universe is against you. 779 00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:11,382 That's like taking on the Manhattan garbage union. 780 00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:16,010 I always thought if he could just get it together, grow up... 781 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,954 maybe we could do it. 782 00:38:20,157 --> 00:38:22,110 Maybe we could really be a family... 783 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,947 in the stupid, traditional, Dan Quayle, golden retriever... 784 00:38:26,193 --> 00:38:29,577 grow old together, wear matching jogging suits kind of way. 785 00:38:30,979 --> 00:38:33,205 And then he did get it together. 786 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,230 He became that guy. 787 00:38:38,847 --> 00:38:42,276 And he gets to be that guy with her. 788 00:38:45,798 --> 00:38:48,944 Chris is gonna have a baby with his girlfriend. 789 00:38:50,336 --> 00:38:52,051 He's gonna marry her. 790 00:38:55,123 --> 00:38:57,348 He's gonna be there for her while she's pregnant... 791 00:38:57,537 --> 00:39:00,807 and he's gonna be there with her while their child grows up... 792 00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:04,020 and he's gonna be there for her while she does... 793 00:39:05,321 --> 00:39:07,309 whatever it is she does. 794 00:39:08,942 --> 00:39:13,167 And I am in exactly the same place... 795 00:39:14,729 --> 00:39:16,205 that I was in before. 796 00:39:16,685 --> 00:39:19,115 Is that so bad? I mean, you got Rory. 797 00:39:19,849 --> 00:39:21,882 - Yes, I do. - You have friends. 798 00:39:22,054 --> 00:39:25,166 You got a house, a job, apparently an iron stomach. 799 00:39:25,676 --> 00:39:27,391 No, it's not so bad. 800 00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:29,427 I'm lucky, I know. 801 00:39:29,590 --> 00:39:30,782 I just... 802 00:39:31,254 --> 00:39:34,604 I feel like I'm never gonna have it. 803 00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,278 The whole package, you know... 804 00:39:39,371 --> 00:39:42,800 that person, that couple life. 805 00:39:43,118 --> 00:39:44,753 And I swear... 806 00:39:46,573 --> 00:39:50,082 I hate admitting it because I fancy myself Wonder Woman... 807 00:39:52,234 --> 00:39:53,948 but I really want it. 808 00:39:55,189 --> 00:39:56,779 The whole package. 809 00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:10,830 - You'll get it. - How do you know? 810 00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,960 - I know. - How do you know? 811 00:40:13,130 --> 00:40:15,515 Because I know, okay? Now eat your doughnut. 812 00:40:15,711 --> 00:40:19,493 - I'm really not very hungry. - Take it with you. You will be later. 813 00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:29,410 Forget it. First-time customers are on the house. Mimi, was it? 814 00:40:29,656 --> 00:40:30,654 Yeah. 815 00:40:31,238 --> 00:40:32,794 Come again, Mimi. 816 00:40:34,235 --> 00:40:35,711 Thanks. I will. 817 00:40:38,022 --> 00:40:40,248 It seems like a very nice place. 818 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,749 [Door opening] 819 00:40:53,882 --> 00:40:56,346 - You're home. - Yep, I'm home. 820 00:40:56,546 --> 00:40:58,180 I figured out how to get... 821 00:40:58,336 --> 00:41:00,766 the Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days Of Summer out of our heads. 822 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,422 Sing the Small World song over and over for the next 48 hours. 823 00:41:04,664 --> 00:41:07,411 Of course, how to get the Small World song out of our heads... 824 00:41:07,619 --> 00:41:09,492 I have not worked out yet. 825 00:41:10,324 --> 00:41:13,277 Okay, that was not how that whole scene between us... 826 00:41:13,488 --> 00:41:14,601 - was supposed to go. - No? 827 00:41:14,737 --> 00:41:15,805 No. 828 00:41:16,526 --> 00:41:19,672 I mean, yes, I was surprised... 829 00:41:19,898 --> 00:41:23,566 and I do think the basic sentiment of "make up your mind"... 830 00:41:23,811 --> 00:41:26,241 - is kind of called for. - Absolutely called for. 831 00:41:26,434 --> 00:41:30,340 I didn't mean to upset you, yell at you, and make you feel bad. I'm really sorry. 832 00:41:30,596 --> 00:41:34,264 - I know, but you were right. - That's once, I guess. 833 00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:37,086 - So how was dinner? - So how was Dean? 834 00:41:37,256 --> 00:41:38,647 - So how was dinner? - So how was Dean? 835 00:41:38,671 --> 00:41:41,703 The Williams sisters take center stage at Wimbledon once again. 836 00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:43,350 - Dinner was bad. - Sorry. 837 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,896 That's okay. I knew it would be. 838 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:47,425 The good news is we can now go back to Luke's. 839 00:41:47,622 --> 00:41:49,529 You made up! How did you make up? 840 00:41:49,703 --> 00:41:51,690 - I'm Mimi now. - Sure. 841 00:41:51,867 --> 00:41:53,662 Speaking of Dean, is there still a Dean? 842 00:41:53,823 --> 00:41:55,618 - Yeah, there's still a Dean. - Really? 843 00:41:55,821 --> 00:41:57,093 I don't know what I was doing. 844 00:41:57,237 --> 00:42:00,507 Maybe it's because I haven't dated a lot, but this Jess thing was crazy. 845 00:42:00,734 --> 00:42:02,607 I do love Dean, and you were absolutely right. 846 00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:03,930 I was treating him like dirt. 847 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,447 I wasn't appreciating what was right in front of me, but I'm going to now. 848 00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:10,433 Rory, I don't want you to stay with Dean because of me. 849 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,310 - I know. - I was upset earlier. 850 00:42:12,472 --> 00:42:14,505 I still have this Christopher thing bugging me... 851 00:42:14,678 --> 00:42:16,275 - and tonight's dinner tension. - I know. 852 00:42:16,385 --> 00:42:19,928 I didn't want you upset, and don't want you to make an important decision... 853 00:42:20,173 --> 00:42:22,524 It's too important. I just want you to be happy. 854 00:42:22,712 --> 00:42:25,097 Mom, all I did was think about what you said. 855 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,643 - Then I analyzed the situation. - Then you made a pro and con list. 856 00:42:28,873 --> 00:42:30,543 You're mocking me. But, yes, I did. 857 00:42:30,704 --> 00:42:33,975 And after this, I decided that I want to make things good with Dean. 858 00:42:34,201 --> 00:42:36,154 And he deserves my undivided attention. 859 00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:38,435 - You feel good about this? - I feel really good. 860 00:42:38,613 --> 00:42:42,360 Okay, because if you decided you really did want to date Jess... 861 00:42:42,609 --> 00:42:45,436 I would help you get vaccinated. 862 00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:47,204 Thank you, but I'm good. 863 00:42:47,355 --> 00:42:49,342 - All right. As long as you're good. - I am good. 864 00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:50,632 Okay, good. 865 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:53,152 - What about you? Are you good? - Me? 866 00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:55,222 Well, I'm gonna be good. 867 00:42:55,389 --> 00:42:59,090 - Is there anything I can do to help? - Your existence is a huge help. 868 00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:01,978 - We're both gonna be good. - Yeah. 869 00:43:02,798 --> 00:43:06,546 I wonder if Christopher and Sherry's baby is going to look like me. 870 00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:10,143 If the kid knows what's good for it, it absolutely will. 871 00:43:12,746 --> 00:43:15,335 Hand me my purse, will you? I'm hungry.