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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Someone woke up
in project mode today.
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I'm like the Army. I get
more done before 9:00 a.m...
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than others get done all day.
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As long as you don't
abandon it mid-project.
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- I do not do that.
- Make your own seashell candles.
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Not fair.
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The place smelled like
melted crayons for three weeks.
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- This is different.
- Fine. What's the project?
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This is a pile of every
catalog we've received...
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- for the last three months.
- Okay.
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I've gathered
them all together...
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and I will now proceed to call all the
companies sending us duplicates...
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and tell them to stop.
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That's very environmental.
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It's ridiculous. We get
like eight of some of these.
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- You're kidding.
- Check this out.
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This is a stack of identical catalogs
mailed to Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore...
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Lorelai Rory Gilmore, Lorelai V.
Gilmore, Lorelai Victoria Gilmore...
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Lorelai Gilmo, Lorelai Gil,
and Squeegy Beckinheim.
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How'd that get in there?
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I once told a store my name
was Squeegy Beckinheim...
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to see how many catalogs
they'd sell my name to.
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My name is to
catalog companies...
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what Brooke Shields' picture
is to Chinese restaurants.
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- How many?
- Ten.
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Including one we were already
getting seven catalogs from.
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- So you made the problem worse.
- Unintentionally.
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This one is addressed
to Tookie Clothespin.
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I forgot my code name at
the second store I tested.
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So I told them it was
Tookie Clothespin.
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- Which means we get even more catalogs.
- It was unintentional.
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When you start a forest fire
unintentionally, it's still your fault.
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You're putting calling
myself Squeegy and Tookie...
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- on a level with starting a forest fire?
- It's killing trees.
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You're depressing me now.
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Get on the phone and stop the
madness. That'll cheer you up.
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- I need coffee.
- There's more coffee.
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- I should get ready, too.
- You're stopping mid-project.
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- I'm bored.
- Then don't start these projects.
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I'll finish. I just want to
check on the seashells.
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- These catalogs will be here forever.
- No, they won't. They're biodegradable.
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- I'll call half, and you call half. Okay?
- Okay.
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- You do yours first, then I'll do mine.
- Hey!
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We only have one phone.
You're young. You'll dial faster.
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Squeegy!
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TAYLOR: The bottom line is that too many
birds are landing atop the streetlights...
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and relieving themselves
on helpless passersby.
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I daresay some of these birds
seem to be doing it on purpose.
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- You get dumped on, Taylor?
- It's not just me.
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If anybody has a picture of Taylor
getting dumped on, I'll pay top dollar.
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I'll check the Internet.
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Taylor, all animals
have to... You know.
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How are you gonna
stop birds from doing that?
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Easy. You put sharp metal
spikes on the top of the fixtures.
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Then, when they land,
pow, they're shish kebab.
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- That's cruel.
- You can't do that.
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I'd rather have bird
crap fall on my head.
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- There it is, our new town slogan.
- I like it.
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I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.
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Don't forget the stuffed
shish-kebab birds.
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That moan when you squeeze them.
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- Excuse me.
- May I help you, sir?
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Yes, I was looking for...
There she is. Patricia.
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Patricia! Well!
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[Oohing]
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- Now, stop it.
- Are you ready?
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I'm right in the middle of something,
Jesus, but I'll be right out. Patience.
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Okay.
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- As we were saying...
- Who's the fox, Patty?
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Excuse me.
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I met him at a funeral.
Great guy, good dancer.
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Latin.
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- People, order, please!
- He better treat you right, this guy.
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- How well do you know him?
- I just met him.
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- I could look him up on the Internet.
- People, please!
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Now, due to the lack of response,
we'll hold off on the bird spikes.
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- Good.
- Let Miss Patty's date begin!
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It's a digital. I want
a full visual account.
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TAYLOR: Hold it.
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There's one more issue
that must be addressed...
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before we can adjourn.
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All right. Now, that
weird, taciturn fellow...
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who's always walking
around with his backpack...
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has put in an absurd request to
stage a protest in the town square.
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- The town loner?
- That guy still lives around here?
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- Somewhere in the hills, right?
- Thought he was long gone.
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He came to the bookstore a few
times last month and never said a word.
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- He's a bit creepy.
- Very creepy.
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But he's our Boo Radley, and
we don't have a Boo Radley.
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Unless you count the
troubadour or the pizza guy...
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or the guy who
talks to mailboxes.
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The point is that every town needs
as many Boo Radleys as they can get.
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- Yes, that's my point.
- What's he protesting, Taylor?
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That's not indicated
here, but it doesn't matter...
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because protesting is not
allowed in the town square, period.
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- It's un-American.
- Like the Revolutionary War?
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- And Rosa Parks?
- That's different.
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They were against the British and
buses. No one likes the British or buses.
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- Yes, dear. What is it?
- I'm sorry. I thought I heard my name.
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He said "buses,"
dear, not "Jesus."
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Sounded like Jesus.
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Could this meeting
be any more disrupted?
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I could do a soft-shoe.
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- While I pound out a beat on the bongos.
- Sounds like fun.
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I got bongos in the back.
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Seeing as how our attention
spans are gnat-like tonight...
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as town selectman...
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I am refusing the town
loner's request to protest...
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and I am adjourning
this meeting.
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She's all yours, Jesus.
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We got nothing of substance
done in this meeting.
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And the tradition stands.
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What do you know
about this town loner guy?
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Same as everyone. Kind of skulks
around with that backpack. Never smiles.
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Does he also make
cheeseburgers...
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and harbor a desire to wear
a backwards baseball cap?
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What?
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[Singing] They're
cousins, identical cousins
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Stop it.
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Look who's back
behind the wheel. Lovely.
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I'm gonna get going. I've
got some studying to do.
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Okay. I'll catch up with you.
When did Jess get a car?
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- Recently.
- Where'd he get it?
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From a guy around
here at a place.
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- A guy at a place?
- Yeah.
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- You'd no idea he had a car, did you?
- Not in the least.
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Way to have a handle on things.
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He doesn't share a lot with
me, and he's got a license.
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- What can I do?
- Stop him before he kills.
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He's not gonna kill anyone.
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He's got a bad track
record with cars.
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I know. I'm not
exactly thrilled with this.
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I'm sorry. It's your
thing. I'll just butt out now.
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Where'd he get the
money for the car?
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I don't know.
Working at the diner?
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I can barely afford a car on the
money I get working at the diner.
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Maybe it was a gift from someone
who doesn't know it's gone yet.
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- Thanks.
- I'm helpful, aren't I?
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So, you got a car.
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Motor Trend's not gonna
be giving it any awards...
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but it'll get me from
point A to point B.
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Yeah, I guess it'll
get you around.
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So where'd you
get the money for it?
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- Mugged an old lady.
- Jess?
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- It didn't cost that much.
- What's not much?
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Less than a lot.
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Jess, where did
you get the money?
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That hash you sling at the
diner, I scrape it off the plates.
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- Remember, I work for you?
- Yeah, I know you do.
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I also know I don't pay
you enough to buy the car.
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I saved up my pennies, and
I bought the car from Gypsy.
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She gave me a good deal.
That's how I got the car.
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Okay, so you bought a car.
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Now, the price of the
car is just one small thing.
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- It's just the beginning.
- Yeah?
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Did you take the additional
expenses into account?
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- Like?
- Insurance.
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- I'm in good hands.
- Liability, uninsured motorist?
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All the paperwork's in the
glove compartment. Check it out.
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Money for gas?
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You mean this didn't come
with a never-empty magical tank?
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- I factored that in.
- You're gonna have repairs.
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I can fix most of them myself
and save up for the rest.
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Plus, I'm gonna replace the
oil every couple of months.
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I bet you didn't think of
the oil. That costs money.
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I'm the one that brought
it up. You didn't think of it.
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No, but...
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Sign this.
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- Registration?
- I'm still a minor.
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I don't have a pen.
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It's okay if someone else's
name is crossed out on it...
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- and that yours is written in?
- Yeah.
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- Just checking.
- Thanks. Glad we had this talk.
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Yeah. Same here.
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LORELAI: Hello.
RORY: I'm in here.
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You beat me home by two minutes,
and your nose is already in the books.
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I can go from zero to studying
in less than 60 seconds.
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- Very impressive. Mail call.
- What's this?
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Mortgage payment. You mind
picking it up this month, honey?
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- No, not at all.
- Just something addressed to you.
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It's an invitation.
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An invitation to what?
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The White House again?
Those boys never give up.
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- It's to Sherry's baby shower.
- Who?
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Sherry Tinsdale, Dad's Sherry.
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- You're kidding?
- It's at her and Dad's house on Sunday.
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That is very weird.
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We haven't had contact
with Christopher in months.
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She knows we're on
the outs with him, right?
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Yeah, but she may not
know how on the outs.
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- Zero contact is maximum on the outs.
- Yeah.
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Although there may
have been some.
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- Some what?
- Some contact.
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You've been in contact
with Christopher?
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- Yeah. I'm sorry.
- No, don't apologize.
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You've always been totally free
to talk to him whenever you want.
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I mean, he's your dad,
right? So don't apologize.
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- Okay, I take the apology back.
- It's good you've been talking to him.
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It is a little weird you
didn't tell me, though.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Stop apologizing.
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Even when I feel I
should apologize, I can't?
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- Yeah. It's a little annoying.
- Sorry.
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- I'm trying to lighten the mood.
- The mood is light.
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I just hate that you thought
you had to hide that from me.
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I just felt like I
was betraying you.
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- You weren't.
- I know that now.
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How much contact
have you had with him?
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Not tons.
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He e-mailed me a month
ago. I e-mailed him back.
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Now we occasionally
talk on the phone.
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Does he ever ask about me?
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- What answer will freak you out the least?
- The honest one.
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Yes, he asks about you because
Dad will always care for you very much.
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You know that.
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Do you want me to say
hello for you next time we talk?
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- No.
- Fine. What should I do about this?
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It's your call.
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I guess being in Dad's world
automatically means being in Sherry's.
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It is your little half-brother
or sister she's carrying.
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I know, it's weird.
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A good reason to make
some connection with her.
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It's gonna be one of those
brunchy-quichey things.
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I don't know anyone, and
it's all the way in Boston.
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- I'll drive you there if you want.
- Really?
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I'll do some Boston
shopping while you quiche it.
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We'll have an SOS signal I can
page you with if I want to bail early.
230
00:10:39,644 --> 00:10:41,120
- Sure.
- What'll the SOS signal be?
231
00:10:41,268 --> 00:10:42,778
- How about "SOS"?
- Perfect.
232
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,806
- So you're going?
- I guess I'm going.
233
00:10:44,973 --> 00:10:47,687
- I think you've made the right decision.
- So do I.
234
00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:50,192
And I shouldn't have
hid that I'm talking to Dad.
235
00:10:50,385 --> 00:10:51,532
I'm really...
236
00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:54,506
- Starving.
- I'll get some ice cream.
237
00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:08,082
- You're up early.
- Got a few errands to run.
238
00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,750
- You got time before school?
- I got wheels, right?
239
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,699
Right, you got wheels.
240
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,603
Lid.
241
00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:16,373
By the way, I owe you $10.
242
00:11:16,529 --> 00:11:18,244
- When did I loan you $10?
- Last night.
243
00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:21,115
- I wasn't here last night.
- You're always here in my heart.
244
00:11:21,316 --> 00:11:22,747
You took money
out of the register.
245
00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:24,693
I'm going to the bank.
You'll get it today.
246
00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:27,648
I told you 100 times. Do not
take money from the register.
247
00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:29,079
Gotta run.
248
00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:30,883
Lid.
249
00:11:35,513 --> 00:11:36,864
[Kirk clearing throat]
250
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,603
- What can I get you, Kirk?
- Patty melt and a Coke.
251
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,627
You want the melt cut
into squares or stars today?
252
00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:44,871
Half and half.
253
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,270
- Okay, coming right up.
- Thanks.
254
00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:47,293
[Car engine revving]
255
00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:48,611
Man, that car's a honey.
256
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,358
Dual-piston cams, diplex
overdrive with maximum torque...
257
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,727
16-liter side by side,
firing three on one. Sweet.
258
00:11:55,952 --> 00:11:58,621
- Kirk, none of that makes any sense.
- What?
259
00:11:58,825 --> 00:12:02,175
I know a little about cars.
That was all gibberish.
260
00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:04,870
Would you mind not
telling people about this?
261
00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:08,136
I've cultivated a reputation
as sort of a car aficionado.
262
00:12:08,358 --> 00:12:10,743
In reality, all I have is
a Jan and Dean record.
263
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,211
- I'll keep it to myself.
- I should listen to it again.
264
00:12:13,396 --> 00:12:14,827
Yeah, I would.
265
00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:18,275
Man, I wish my mom
would let me have a car.
266
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:21,349
Or a bike. Or my
roller skates back.
267
00:12:22,597 --> 00:12:24,584
[Peeling out]
268
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:27,808
GYPSY: You don't take care of it.
JACKSON: I take great care of it!
269
00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:30,802
- This truck doesn't like you.
- Is it talking to you now?
270
00:12:31,006 --> 00:12:32,278
Your transmission's shot.
271
00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:34,329
I shift up and down a lot.
272
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,093
Mr. Grind-it-till-you-find-it.
273
00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:37,841
Just tell me what needs doing.
274
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,714
- Be faster to say what doesn't need doing.
- Whatever you want.
275
00:12:40,914 --> 00:12:43,423
You ride your brakes. Bad
for the truck, good for me.
276
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,289
I like replacing brakes.
Pays for the cable TV.
277
00:12:46,492 --> 00:12:49,922
How about I just make the check
out directly to your cable company?
278
00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:52,064
Yeah, thanks, and get
some extra checks...
279
00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:54,747
'cause you're gonna be making
one out to my milkman, too.
280
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:58,248
And look here. You
just bought me a couch.
281
00:12:58,607 --> 00:13:00,957
- Hey, Luke.
- Hey, Gypsy. I don't want to interrupt.
282
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:04,576
No, please interrupt. I need
a little break from the gaiety.
283
00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:08,747
- What can I do for you?
- Jess came home with this car...
284
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:11,165
and it says on the slip
that he bought it from you.
285
00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:13,299
It works great, if that's
what you're wondering.
286
00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:16,899
I know that. It's just...
He paid you for it, right?
287
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,642
- Nothing's free at Gypsy's.
- And he paid cash?
288
00:13:19,839 --> 00:13:20,837
Mostly $20s.
289
00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:24,393
Did you make sure Andrew Jackson
was on the bills, not Alfred E. Neuman?
290
00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:25,773
Looked real to me.
291
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:29,301
When he took out the money,
did a mask or a gun fall out?
292
00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:33,207
No, but he was carrying it in a
canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
293
00:13:33,452 --> 00:13:34,644
- Really?
- No.
294
00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:36,499
- Good.
- Guys are stupid.
295
00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:38,486
You strip your gears,
you ride your brakes...
296
00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:41,450
if we don't laugh after we make
a joke, you think we're serious.
297
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:42,931
JACKSON: I don't ride my brakes!
298
00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:45,215
I just wanna make sure
it was on the up and up.
299
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,625
When people come in with cash, I
don't ask where it comes from. Do you?
300
00:13:48,855 --> 00:13:51,807
- I guess I don't. Thanks.
- Anytime.
301
00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:55,241
Goody! A trip to Florida!
302
00:13:56,558 --> 00:13:59,624
This is outrageous. The
town unanimously refused...
303
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:02,719
to let that loner freak
protest in the square.
304
00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:06,515
Why would the two of you consider
allowing him to do it from your church?
305
00:14:06,757 --> 00:14:08,471
The town didn't
refuse him. You did.
306
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,742
So you're spearheading
this revolt, Reverend.
307
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,226
Rev. Skinner and I share
the church for services.
308
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,848
If there's gonna be a
protest, it'll be a joint decision.
309
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,675
- I can't even look at this mayonnaise.
- I got it, David.
310
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:21,585
I could still ban it. I could
get the town council together...
311
00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,819
find something on the
books. There must be a way.
312
00:14:23,991 --> 00:14:25,979
The church is exempt
from your town statutes.
313
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,984
We answer to a higher
authority. Like the hot dog.
314
00:14:29,196 --> 00:14:31,785
- I laugh every time you say that.
- Funny is funny.
315
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:34,812
I can guarantee that God
does not want this, either.
316
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:36,092
Did you hear that, David?
317
00:14:36,232 --> 00:14:38,344
Taylor Doose is in direct
communication with God.
318
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:41,077
Thirty years I'm working for
God, I haven't got even a card.
319
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:43,699
- Do you speak to him by phone?
- You have a God phone?
320
00:14:43,891 --> 00:14:44,924
Rabbi, please.
321
00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:47,488
What's he like? For us common
folk who've never met him.
322
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,117
- Is he short? Tall?
- Does he laugh?
323
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,890
Is the shellfish
thing really serious?
324
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:52,881
Some of these Red
Lobster commercials...
325
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,798
- They look good.
- With the melted butter.
326
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:58,595
Can we stay serious
for a minute here?
327
00:14:58,796 --> 00:14:59,794
You're too uptight.
328
00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:02,986
No matter how much steam
you blow, our decision will be final.
329
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,355
So it's hardball?
330
00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:07,804
The council gave you special permission
to run bingo out of that building.
331
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,672
- We could withdraw it.
- At your peril.
332
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:10,860
Meaning?
333
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,946
You'll tell my little old
ladies, my bubbies...
334
00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:15,831
- you're shutting down their bingo?
- I'm not afraid of your bubbies.
335
00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:19,221
God, thank you for letting me be
in the room when Taylor said that.
336
00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:22,829
I would sincerely like to
thank you for wasting my time.
337
00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:24,293
Our pleasure, Taylor.
338
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,347
I can't believe that you,
Rev. Skinner, of all people...
339
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:30,912
would do this to me after all the
support I've given you over the years.
340
00:15:31,142 --> 00:15:34,288
Taylor, you're a Sunday Protestant.
You come in, you say, "Hi, God..."
341
00:15:34,514 --> 00:15:37,149
- You sing a song, and you leave.
- I always leave $1.
342
00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,491
For your singing voice,
you should leave $2.
343
00:15:39,676 --> 00:15:43,549
Fine, if you feel like that, maybe
I will stop showing up altogether.
344
00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:47,103
Maybe I'll convert to something else
and give them my generous donation.
345
00:15:47,336 --> 00:15:49,213
- You want him?
- Not after the "bubbies" thing.
346
00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:51,284
Maybe the Shakers in
Woodbury would take him.
347
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,604
He's already got the beard.
Can you make furniture?
348
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,424
Goodbye, gentlemen.
349
00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:02,820
- How's it going?
- Pretty slow.
350
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,977
- Is Jess upstairs?
- I haven't seen him.
351
00:16:05,155 --> 00:16:06,348
Okay, thanks.
352
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:13,050
Jess?
353
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,291
[Telephone ringing]
354
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,256
Hello? Hey, Randy. What's up?
355
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:37,904
Someone's gotta take care of it.
356
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,435
It's not gonna
take care of itself.
357
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,736
I understand, I
get it. What else?
358
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,380
RORY: You think
I got a good gift?
359
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:48,126
- It's foolproof.
- It's not original.
360
00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,352
A new mother can't have
too many baby blankets.
361
00:16:50,532 --> 00:16:53,882
Not with the insane amount of stuff
oozing out of a baby's every orifice.
362
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,384
- I call it like I see it.
- Call it less graphically.
363
00:16:56,569 --> 00:16:59,158
The very concept of
childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
364
00:16:59,358 --> 00:17:02,186
Kids are cool and all, but
getting there is like a cosmic joke.
365
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,635
Definitely thought up by a man.
366
00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:06,235
My mom said that when she
told me where babies come from.
367
00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:08,070
- My mom still hasn't told me.
- Really?
368
00:17:08,225 --> 00:17:09,577
When my cousin got pregnant...
369
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,029
she said an angel brushed
its wings against her face.
370
00:17:12,222 --> 00:17:14,553
I can fill you in on
the details if you want.
371
00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,810
No, thanks. I picked
it up off the streets.
372
00:17:17,259 --> 00:17:19,167
- That's new.
- Is it?
373
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,066
I have never seen it before...
374
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,008
- and I'm into the minutiae around here.
- That's for sure.
375
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,721
- Do you know whose it is? Whose?
- Yep. Jess'.
376
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,313
Jess, the guy who
wrecked your car.
377
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,566
- He's got a car now?
- Looks that way.
378
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,654
That's outrageous!
That's a travesty!
379
00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:36,054
- It's not that big a deal.
- It's a humongous deal.
380
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,436
You're taking this very hard.
381
00:17:37,575 --> 00:17:39,846
Because we're best
friends, Rory. We're linked.
382
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:43,336
I feel what you feel. Except for right
now, you don't seem to be feeling anything.
383
00:17:43,569 --> 00:17:46,443
- And I'm incensed.
- It's a car. Nothing to get excited about.
384
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,684
- Hey, Lane.
- Right back at you, tough guy.
385
00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:50,003
- What?
- Lane.
386
00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:51,215
- Something wrong?
- No.
387
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:52,751
- Yes, you have a car.
- I know.
388
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:53,963
- Don't give me lip.
- Lip?
389
00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:56,249
- How'd you get the car, Jess?
- I bought it.
390
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:59,261
I thought you built it from
parts from cars you've totaled.
391
00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:02,187
- What's your problem?
- Don't play dumb. You know what you did.
392
00:18:02,386 --> 00:18:04,420
- I gotta go.
- Drive on away. We'll keep walking.
393
00:18:04,593 --> 00:18:07,546
That's all Rory's been doing the
past few months. Lots of walking!
394
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,711
- She's got bunions because of you.
- Bunions?
395
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,311
- I don't have bunions.
- She's too nice to complain.
396
00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,888
- Knock it off, Lane.
- Just get in the car and go, Jess.
397
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:16,118
I didn't start this.
398
00:18:16,249 --> 00:18:18,044
You started it when
you wrecked Rory's car.
399
00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:20,035
- Tell her to walk it off.
- You walk it off.
400
00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,192
- I'm trying to drive off.
- Then go.
401
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:26,136
How Andy Griffith is this town
that people get so excited by a car?
402
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,194
It's not the car. It's
who's got the car.
403
00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:30,113
You want it, take
it. I'm sick of this.
404
00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:31,711
I don't want this piece of junk.
405
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,086
I suppose Dean is already building
you another car, something snazzy.
406
00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:36,873
- Shut up and go.
- Gladly.
407
00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:38,739
- Let's go.
- Gladly.
408
00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:42,842
And by the way, you left
your bra in the back seat.
409
00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:55,133
- This must be the place.
- I think the balloons confirm it.
410
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,773
- No pink, no blue.
- All green.
411
00:18:56,923 --> 00:19:00,035
Aren't baby-shower balloons
supposed to reflect the sex of the baby?
412
00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:01,650
Blue for boys, pink for girls?
413
00:19:01,794 --> 00:19:04,019
- You would think.
- What's green for? Aliens?
414
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,320
- I'll ask when I go in.
- We're all set, right?
415
00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:08,644
Anytime you want
out, just send up a flare.
416
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:12,702
Even if I'm half-naked in a changing
room, I'll grab everything and rush out.
417
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,018
You making a half-naked
entrance would be funny.
418
00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:18,231
Hi! I'm sorry. I totally
snuck up on you.
419
00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:19,355
It's okay. Hi.
420
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,956
Hi, Rory. Lorelai, I'm
so excited you came.
421
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:24,828
- I'm just dropping Rory off.
- Don't go. Stay.
422
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:27,012
- What?
- Come to the party, please.
423
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,877
- I don't know.
- I know that you weren't invited...
424
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:32,730
but it's 'cause my friends
didn't think you'd be comfortable.
425
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:36,046
- I told them not to worry.
- Thanks, but I'm not dressed for a party.
426
00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:38,695
Please, we're not
formal here. You look fine.
427
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,134
Mom kind of has plans.
428
00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:44,810
I got a couple of credit cards
burning a hole in my wallet.
429
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,471
Go shopping some other
time and come play with us.
430
00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:50,102
There are people in there
that Rory doesn't know.
431
00:19:50,294 --> 00:19:52,248
Having you here would
make her comfortable.
432
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,927
I don't mind not
knowing anyone, really.
433
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:57,190
That's nice, honey,
but very unconvincing.
434
00:19:57,371 --> 00:20:00,085
Lorelai, I meant to extend
the invitation to both of you.
435
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,319
I just wasn't sure if you'd...
436
00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:04,637
You know, there's
lots of food...
437
00:20:04,823 --> 00:20:07,571
and booze for the lucky
non-pregnant ones and cake.
438
00:20:07,779 --> 00:20:08,777
It'll be fun.
439
00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:10,015
Well...
440
00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:13,138
- I'll block your car with my stomach.
- No, don't do that.
441
00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:16,469
- Please. It would mean so much.
- Okay. Sure.
442
00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:18,994
- Really?
- Yeah, let's have a party.
443
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:22,153
Watch it. You'll jiggle
that thing right out of you.
444
00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,541
A mother's perspective. Thanks.
445
00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:32,046
Come in.
446
00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:33,726
- Nice place.
- Very nice.
447
00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:36,833
It's a work-in-progress. It
was so bachelor pad before.
448
00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:39,919
Rock posters, modular
furniture, magazines everywhere.
449
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,000
I would pick up a TV Guide
and it would be three months old.
450
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,797
Here's the gang.
451
00:20:44,955 --> 00:20:47,067
- Hi!
- Welcome.
452
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,993
You've got Gail, Jody,
Maureen, Linda, Susan, and Alice.
453
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,427
- Hi.
- Hey.
454
00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:53,447
This is Christopher's
daughter, Rory.
455
00:20:53,614 --> 00:20:56,601
I did some arm-twisting and got
her mother, Lorelai, to come, too.
456
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,046
- The more the merrier.
- Mojito?
457
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:01,305
That you don't need
to twist my arm for.
458
00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:04,549
Rory and I will be the only
ones not imbibing. And G.G.
459
00:21:04,771 --> 00:21:07,440
- Who?
- G.G. Short for Georgia. The two G's.
460
00:21:07,644 --> 00:21:09,359
- That's cute.
- So, it's a girl.
461
00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,630
Christopher would have
been happy with either...
462
00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:14,033
but I really wanted a ballerina.
463
00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:16,064
- What's this?
- It's a game.
464
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,934
Everyone gets a diaper pin,
and if you say the word "baby"...
465
00:21:19,134 --> 00:21:21,325
the person catching you
saying it keeps your pin.
466
00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:25,130
Maureen's the instigator of this soirée.
She has a publicity firm in New York.
467
00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:28,650
She meant to run all those people
down, but you didn't hear it from me.
468
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:32,793
Look at this. The
famous CD collection.
469
00:21:32,997 --> 00:21:34,428
In alphabetical order, too.
470
00:21:34,579 --> 00:21:37,406
- Not stacked up like coasters.
- I had to put an end to that.
471
00:21:37,618 --> 00:21:40,730
Finding something was impossible.
I would look for my Wang Chung...
472
00:21:40,948 --> 00:21:42,981
or Billy Joel, and I
would have to give up.
473
00:21:43,155 --> 00:21:45,381
Now everything is at
your fingertips. See?
474
00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:47,001
- Wang Chung.
- Wang Chung.
475
00:21:47,151 --> 00:21:49,707
No subgroups,
Sherry. Get over here.
476
00:21:49,899 --> 00:21:51,614
- Mojito?
- Thank you.
477
00:21:51,814 --> 00:21:52,847
- Club soda?
- Thank you.
478
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,092
- Don't you hate how she looks?
- Who? Sherry?
479
00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:56,939
She only looks
pregnant in profile.
480
00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:59,974
- Nothing in the face or from behind.
- Yeah, you look amazing.
481
00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,613
- I do not.
- You do.
482
00:22:01,764 --> 00:22:03,956
When I was pregnant,
doorways had to be widened.
483
00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:05,613
It's good you're here, Lorelai.
484
00:22:05,761 --> 00:22:08,066
Only you can give me
a motherly perspective.
485
00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:10,245
I'm the only mother here?
None of you have kids?
486
00:22:10,423 --> 00:22:12,058
- Who's got the time?
- Or the guy?
487
00:22:12,213 --> 00:22:15,040
There aren't that many
Christophers in the world.
488
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,364
- That's true.
- You have to give me a list of books.
489
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:19,654
- Books?
- The ones you read when you had Rory.
490
00:22:19,831 --> 00:22:22,659
I see. I think I was
reading Deenie at the time.
491
00:22:22,871 --> 00:22:24,427
- No parenting books?
- No.
492
00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:26,962
Where'd you get information
on child raising, your mom?
493
00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:28,669
No. For Keeps.
494
00:22:29,698 --> 00:22:31,571
Molly Ringwald,
Randall Batinkoff.
495
00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:34,169
Really underrated little
post-John Hughes flick.
496
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,074
She went to the prom fat. I
found it really inspirational.
497
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,648
What are we all sitting around
here for? Let the games begin!
498
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:44,122
- Let the games begin!
- Games?
499
00:22:44,311 --> 00:22:45,424
Help me move the couch.
500
00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,865
- They're moving the couch.
- Bless you for being here.
501
00:22:48,057 --> 00:22:49,090
Up.
502
00:22:50,388 --> 00:22:53,296
Feed the baby! Come
on, feed the baby!
503
00:22:53,511 --> 00:22:56,338
- Go, go, go!
- You've got 20 seconds.
504
00:23:04,293 --> 00:23:06,281
[Singing]
505
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,057
Horseradish.
506
00:23:24,192 --> 00:23:26,260
Write it down.
507
00:23:26,482 --> 00:23:28,913
[Everybody Have Fun Tonight
by Wang Chung playing on radio]
508
00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:31,043
Hoping it's ammonia.
509
00:23:31,186 --> 00:23:33,254
You're not supposed
to say. Write it down.
510
00:23:37,597 --> 00:23:38,915
Baby crap.
511
00:23:39,304 --> 00:23:42,927
One, two, three. Pull!
512
00:23:43,467 --> 00:23:45,977
- Loud.
- Keep opening.
513
00:23:46,507 --> 00:23:47,824
You got me too much stuff.
514
00:23:47,964 --> 00:23:50,678
You should have chipped
in and bought me one thing.
515
00:23:51,585 --> 00:23:54,254
It's a mobile. I love it, Gail.
516
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,173
- Thank you.
- Green again.
517
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:57,365
Pretty green, too.
518
00:23:57,497 --> 00:23:59,882
Isn't it supposed to
be pink, pink for a girl?
519
00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:02,112
- Pink's out.
- It's last week.
520
00:24:02,284 --> 00:24:04,318
- It's in the magazines.
- Green's the new pink.
521
00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:07,558
- I didn't know that. Did you know that?
- Sure.
522
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,290
Sherry, let me ask you.
523
00:24:09,445 --> 00:24:12,398
How are you gonna finish that
spring campaign you're working on?
524
00:24:12,609 --> 00:24:15,357
I have the final presentation
on the 17th at noon...
525
00:24:15,565 --> 00:24:17,677
which gives me plenty
of time to do G.G. at 5:00.
526
00:24:17,854 --> 00:24:19,603
- To do G.G.?
- My caesarean.
527
00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:22,200
I scheduled it months ago.
Didn't you schedule yours?
528
00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:24,426
Not quite. A half-hour
before I had Rory...
529
00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:26,506
I was eating a pepper
sandwich watching TV.
530
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,952
- You were almost named Quincy.
- Thanks for refraining.
531
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:31,442
Scheduling it like this
was beyond necessary.
532
00:24:31,635 --> 00:24:33,622
I would die without
organization.
533
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,787
Which is why I was
thrown off in the beginning.
534
00:24:35,964 --> 00:24:36,997
What do you mean?
535
00:24:37,129 --> 00:24:39,480
Christopher and I didn't
plan for this to happen.
536
00:24:39,669 --> 00:24:40,940
I thought I had the flu.
537
00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:44,310
When I finally found out, the
doctor had to pick me up off the floor.
538
00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,254
I'm drunk, which is
why I'm telling you...
539
00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:48,764
that we were very
shocked when you told us...
540
00:24:48,952 --> 00:24:51,826
- because you are so not a baby person.
- I'm still not.
541
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:55,338
She's mine when she's got legs to
dance. Christopher's the baby person.
542
00:24:55,572 --> 00:24:56,924
She's going to be beautiful.
543
00:24:57,071 --> 00:24:59,706
You and Christopher are like
a poster for Aryan breeding.
544
00:24:59,902 --> 00:25:03,332
I can only hope that G.G.'s as
beautiful as Rory, and half as smart, too.
545
00:25:03,565 --> 00:25:06,950
- She's going to Harvard, you know.
- I'm not in yet. I've just applied.
546
00:25:07,187 --> 00:25:09,459
She's as good as in.
I'm not just saying that.
547
00:25:09,644 --> 00:25:13,153
I can sign it, mime it, Morse-code
it, and do an interpretive dance to it.
548
00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:16,342
- It's gonna be Harvard.
- I hope so. It's minutes from here.
549
00:25:16,554 --> 00:25:17,905
- Did you know that?
- Minutes?
550
00:25:18,053 --> 00:25:20,325
I've already clocked it.
2.7 miles. That's nothing.
551
00:25:20,509 --> 00:25:24,257
I've checked out the best route for
her to take to come over after classes.
552
00:25:24,505 --> 00:25:27,253
- To come over here?
- Your little sister is going to demand it.
553
00:25:27,462 --> 00:25:30,017
- You can even sleep over.
- I'll have a dorm room.
554
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,321
Dorm rooms are awful. You can
even spend the weekends, too.
555
00:25:33,539 --> 00:25:35,731
Right. The ones she's
not visiting me on.
556
00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:39,298
That's a given, Lorelai. Really,
anytime. We've got a key for you.
557
00:25:39,534 --> 00:25:40,965
Thank you. I'll
definitely visit.
558
00:25:41,116 --> 00:25:43,944
You, too, Lorelai.
You're sort of G.G.'s aunt.
559
00:25:44,155 --> 00:25:46,983
I guess I kind of am. I'm gonna
get some more potato salad.
560
00:25:47,194 --> 00:25:49,147
Isn't it the best? I'm
gonna get some, too.
561
00:25:49,318 --> 00:25:51,668
- No, let me get it.
- No, that's okay.
562
00:25:56,228 --> 00:25:59,692
I can't believe my appetite. It's
so weird what a baby does to you.
563
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,886
You have a lifetime
to get back at them.
564
00:26:02,056 --> 00:26:03,771
Right. Thanks for that.
565
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,678
- I'm glad you're here.
- Good.
566
00:26:05,845 --> 00:26:08,831
- Chris would be happy you're here, too.
- Great.
567
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:12,280
I have to tell you, he has been
so amazing the past few months.
568
00:26:12,506 --> 00:26:15,141
- So involved with the baby.
- Good.
569
00:26:15,378 --> 00:26:16,376
[Popper popping]
570
00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:19,133
You'd think those things
would be against the law.
571
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,684
He talks to it every night.
572
00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:22,388
- Who?
- Christopher, to the baby.
573
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,572
- He sings, too.
- That's nice.
574
00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:27,017
He has a terrible
voice, but it's sweet.
575
00:26:27,243 --> 00:26:30,831
He's so protective. If he was here
now, he would insist that I lie down.
576
00:26:31,073 --> 00:26:33,947
I kid him that he's gonna come
home with one of those sofas...
577
00:26:34,154 --> 00:26:36,664
with the pole and four
men to carry me around.
578
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:39,768
If you turn it down, feel
free to send it to my house.
579
00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:43,347
Did she get a bulk
rate on those things?
580
00:26:43,521 --> 00:26:45,270
When I first found
out I was pregnant...
581
00:26:45,435 --> 00:26:47,468
I wasn't sure how
Christopher would handle it.
582
00:26:47,642 --> 00:26:50,913
I just never expected he would
be like this. He's been unbelievable.
583
00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:53,634
That's great, Sherry, really.
584
00:26:54,719 --> 00:26:56,548
- I wanted to thank you.
- Thank me?
585
00:26:56,717 --> 00:26:58,943
- Yeah, it's all because of you.
- What?
586
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:01,279
I've been wanting
to tell you, actually.
587
00:27:01,463 --> 00:27:04,576
Chris and I had a rocky stretch.
I thought he was out the door.
588
00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:06,940
He was so distant
and hardly ever talked.
589
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,202
I wasn't sure if I was gonna
tell him about the baby.
590
00:27:09,332 --> 00:27:12,841
I thought I was gonna either go it
alone, or not go through with it at all.
591
00:27:13,079 --> 00:27:15,588
I was in the same position as
you when you were pregnant.
592
00:27:15,785 --> 00:27:17,375
- Do you know what I mean?
- I guess.
593
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:20,202
I decided I would tell him
before I made any decisions.
594
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,439
That was the weekend
he was with you and Rory.
595
00:27:22,612 --> 00:27:26,075
- There was a wedding or something.
- Yes, I remember.
596
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,585
I don't know what
happened or what you said...
597
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,443
but whatever it was, it worked.
598
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,115
He came back a changed man.
599
00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:34,734
All of a sudden, he was
so attentive and devoted...
600
00:27:34,935 --> 00:27:36,650
and so willing to make it work.
601
00:27:36,808 --> 00:27:40,193
He said that he had missed out before,
and he didn't want to miss it again.
602
00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:43,382
And I just credit a good
portion of that to you.
603
00:27:43,594 --> 00:27:46,058
Yes, I can be very persuasive.
604
00:27:46,841 --> 00:27:49,555
- I'm getting to hate those things.
- Cool it with the poppers.
605
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,549
- Party-pooper.
- Popper-pooper.
606
00:27:52,753 --> 00:27:54,423
They're children.
607
00:27:54,584 --> 00:27:58,536
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. It's just one hell of a mojito.
608
00:27:58,789 --> 00:28:00,346
Can you direct me
to the bathroom?
609
00:28:00,496 --> 00:28:02,605
Sure. Just through
there and to the right.
610
00:28:02,617 --> 00:28:03,052
Thanks.
611
00:28:34,592 --> 00:28:36,499
LORELAI: Just a
minute. RORY: It's me.
612
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,785
Come in. Hi, there.
613
00:28:38,963 --> 00:28:40,916
- Are you okay?
- I've been better.
614
00:28:41,128 --> 00:28:42,842
You rearranged her
medicine cabinet?
615
00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:44,557
And it's going
to rock her world.
616
00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,264
- Having a meltdown?
- Pretty much.
617
00:28:46,415 --> 00:28:48,482
- Something Sherry said?
- Everything she said.
618
00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:50,570
- About my visiting her?
- We'll start there.
619
00:28:50,745 --> 00:28:53,538
As if you're gonna have free
time to pal around with her.
620
00:28:53,742 --> 00:28:56,173
- You'll be in classes.
- She was just asking.
621
00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:58,201
Why are you agreeing
to come over all the time?
622
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,396
I was being polite.
623
00:28:59,528 --> 00:29:01,516
By agreeing to be here
when you're not with me?
624
00:29:01,693 --> 00:29:04,078
- I didn't say that.
- You're staying with me on weekends.
625
00:29:04,274 --> 00:29:07,545
- She had to have a girl. That kills me.
- That her baby's a girl?
626
00:29:07,771 --> 00:29:10,803
Yes, because I have a
girl, and she's just a copycat.
627
00:29:11,019 --> 00:29:12,575
She can't control
the sex of her baby.
628
00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:16,712
Little Miss "Mani-Pedi I'll give
birth before 5:00"? I think she can.
629
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:18,528
- Mom.
- "All I want is a ballerina."
630
00:29:18,679 --> 00:29:20,984
Poor thing's gonna pop
out and land in a tutu.
631
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,483
- Boy, I hope not.
- What is with that name? G.G.?
632
00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:24,707
It's a cute name.
633
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,986
It is 'cause she's
copying me there, too.
634
00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:30,124
Rory, G.G. They're identical.
635
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,652
They're not identical.
636
00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:35,177
Two syllables, repeating
consonants. Rory. G.G.
637
00:29:35,414 --> 00:29:36,811
- Oprah. Uma.
- Don't mock.
638
00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:38,624
I'm trying to joke
you off that ledge.
639
00:29:38,786 --> 00:29:40,501
Her music. God, that music.
640
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,806
I'm with you on that.
It's driving me crazy, too.
641
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:46,535
They've been playing the same
nondescript soft, generic jazz...
642
00:29:46,779 --> 00:29:48,176
for two straight hours.
643
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:50,386
Who is playing that
stupid saxophone like that?
644
00:29:50,568 --> 00:29:51,840
It's music you eat brunch to.
645
00:29:51,983 --> 00:29:54,573
- Thanks for being on my side.
- I'm always on your side.
646
00:29:54,772 --> 00:29:56,805
She probably makes
Christopher listen to it.
647
00:29:56,979 --> 00:29:59,410
Then there's the whole
thing of rearranging his CDs.
648
00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:02,747
To her, they're just
identical, little metal discs...
649
00:30:02,974 --> 00:30:05,882
full of annoying sounds you
alphabetize like files in an office.
650
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,129
I'm with you on that, but
you've got to calm down.
651
00:30:08,302 --> 00:30:10,097
I just want to rearrange
her whole house.
652
00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:11,417
- You can't do that.
- Please?
653
00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:15,173
Let me mess up her bed. You
make a distraction, like setting a fire...
654
00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:17,455
I'll run up and
un-color-coordinate her sheets.
655
00:30:17,628 --> 00:30:19,615
The fire would be the
thing she'd remember.
656
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:23,018
I could have been shopping,
buying shoes I'll never wear.
657
00:30:23,248 --> 00:30:26,058
All that stuff about
me and thanking me...
658
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:26,519
What?
659
00:30:26,745 --> 00:30:27,892
Nothing.
660
00:30:30,367 --> 00:30:32,673
- I know you're always on my side.
- It's okay.
661
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:33,862
I'm sorry.
662
00:30:33,988 --> 00:30:36,736
- We should probably get back.
- Yeah. Probably.
663
00:30:38,193 --> 00:30:40,828
I'm gonna take one of Maureen's
poppers and pop her right...
664
00:30:41,024 --> 00:30:42,614
- Mom.
- Let's go.
665
00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:45,237
Green's the new pink?
666
00:30:45,437 --> 00:30:47,107
- Mom.
- Come on.
667
00:30:47,268 --> 00:30:48,306
- It's stupid.
- Thank you.
668
00:30:48,434 --> 00:30:49,786
Let's go.
669
00:30:55,928 --> 00:30:58,040
Got dinner. Half
an apple pie, too.
670
00:30:58,218 --> 00:31:01,443
Told the last couple of people that
wanted some that a fly landed in it.
671
00:31:01,674 --> 00:31:03,309
Why do you go through my stuff?
672
00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:05,575
- Why are you going through my stuff?
- I'm not.
673
00:31:05,753 --> 00:31:06,786
So someone else is?
674
00:31:06,919 --> 00:31:08,713
- I'm not doing it.
- You suck at lying.
675
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:10,590
- You're paranoid.
- Fine. I'm paranoid.
676
00:31:10,749 --> 00:31:12,339
That doesn't mean
you're not doing it.
677
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:13,565
Get the forks.
678
00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:16,612
Everything I own is in a different
place from when I saw it last.
679
00:31:16,826 --> 00:31:19,257
- Why are you going through my stuff?
- For your own good.
680
00:31:19,449 --> 00:31:21,914
My own good? Can we be
a little more totalitarian here?
681
00:31:22,113 --> 00:31:25,021
- How about I ask a question?
- Be my guest.
682
00:31:25,236 --> 00:31:27,507
Where'd you get the
money for the car?
683
00:31:27,692 --> 00:31:28,964
I told you, I worked for it.
684
00:31:29,107 --> 00:31:30,664
I know what I pay you.
685
00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:33,287
- I do jobs around town.
- What jobs?
686
00:31:33,646 --> 00:31:34,759
I clean rain gutters.
687
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,722
If you cleaned every rain
gutter from here to Vermont...
688
00:31:37,934 --> 00:31:39,444
you wouldn't have
enough to buy it.
689
00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:40,950
Tell me where you got the money.
690
00:31:41,097 --> 00:31:43,561
I'm not just doing rain gutters
when I'm not at the diner.
691
00:31:43,762 --> 00:31:45,272
What are you doing?
692
00:31:45,427 --> 00:31:48,732
I go to a place that
gives me money.
693
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,074
- For what?
- For my services.
694
00:31:51,255 --> 00:31:52,925
What services? What place?
695
00:31:54,835 --> 00:31:56,153
Jess, are you a gigolo?
696
00:31:56,293 --> 00:31:57,769
- What?
- I don't know.
697
00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,587
You go to a place
where you get money...
698
00:31:59,748 --> 00:32:00,861
- I do.
- Where?
699
00:32:01,206 --> 00:32:03,397
- Wal-Mart.
- Excuse me?
700
00:32:03,578 --> 00:32:07,042
I've been working there 12
hours a week to get extra money.
701
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:08,281
- Wal-Mart?
- Yeah.
702
00:32:08,407 --> 00:32:09,591
- You work at Wal-Mart?
- Yeah.
703
00:32:09,615 --> 00:32:11,966
I cannot picture you
working at Wal-Mart.
704
00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:14,868
Oh, my God.
705
00:32:15,027 --> 00:32:17,855
- You work at Wal-Mart.
- Let's drop this now.
706
00:32:18,065 --> 00:32:19,258
Yeah, sure.
707
00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:21,192
You don't greet people
at the door, do you?
708
00:32:21,354 --> 00:32:22,785
We were dropping this.
709
00:32:22,936 --> 00:32:25,571
I work in the back. I move
stock around on a forklift.
710
00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,516
That takes a special
license, doesn't it?
711
00:32:27,682 --> 00:32:31,146
I spent a Saturday taking the
class, and I got it like that. No biggie.
712
00:32:32,678 --> 00:32:34,427
Are we done here?
713
00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:36,388
Yeah. You wear a
vest and everything?
714
00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:37,697
It's the uniform. I have to.
715
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,986
You've been sneaking
out with a little vest on you?
716
00:32:40,172 --> 00:32:41,807
- It's not a little vest.
- Is it blue?
717
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,631
Will you stop talking
about the vest?
718
00:32:43,793 --> 00:32:46,178
- You get a store discount?
- 15%.
719
00:32:47,207 --> 00:32:48,524
If you want 15% off anything...
720
00:32:48,664 --> 00:32:50,597
you're not gonna get it
'cause you're being a jerk.
721
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,052
My enjoyment is worth the loss.
722
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,554
I'm eating and ignoring you.
723
00:32:53,702 --> 00:32:55,655
You're like the
all-American boy.
724
00:32:55,825 --> 00:32:57,176
Call me Dirk Square jaw.
725
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,674
Look at you, eating apple pie.
726
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,448
I'm out of here.
727
00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,324
Wave a flag and sing
God Bless America, please.
728
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,558
Goodbye.
729
00:33:06,691 --> 00:33:08,201
You're okay to drive, right?
730
00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:10,740
- I barely drank a thing.
- I'm talking about your mood.
731
00:33:10,937 --> 00:33:13,162
- My mood is fine.
- You're still mad at Sherry.
732
00:33:13,351 --> 00:33:15,338
I'm fine. I'm fine to drive.
733
00:33:15,516 --> 00:33:19,468
Although sometimes, when
I'm driving and it's dark like this...
734
00:33:19,721 --> 00:33:22,310
I get the urge to turn the
wheel into oncoming traffic.
735
00:33:22,510 --> 00:33:24,656
No, do not do Duane
from Annie Hall.
736
00:33:24,842 --> 00:33:26,352
I can see flames
and smell smoke.
737
00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:29,176
- I hate this bit.
- I'm creeping me out, too.
738
00:33:29,379 --> 00:33:31,651
Move those. They're
not the most fragrant food.
739
00:33:31,836 --> 00:33:33,982
- We shouldn't have taken them.
- We had no choice.
740
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:36,551
- She was insistent.
- "Take the deviled eggs!"
741
00:33:36,747 --> 00:33:37,945
How many times did she say it?
742
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,033
Her drunken friends
hear it and they all shout:
743
00:33:40,203 --> 00:33:41,201
"Take the deviled eggs!"
744
00:33:41,327 --> 00:33:43,633
Every one of those ladies
was slobbering drunk.
745
00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:45,941
Maureen and Susan almost
coming to blows was worth it.
746
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:48,818
- How'd it happen?
- From what I could tell, Susan said:
747
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,141
"Bla ra um beh bleh."
748
00:33:51,568 --> 00:33:53,952
- And Maureen took great offense.
- Yeah.
749
00:33:54,524 --> 00:33:56,478
We didn't have
to stay that long.
750
00:33:56,647 --> 00:33:58,759
Sherry made a very
persuasive argument...
751
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,969
that if we left at 6:00, there'd
be an extra hour of traffic.
752
00:34:02,184 --> 00:34:05,137
By leaving at 7:00, we'd
get home at the same time.
753
00:34:05,348 --> 00:34:08,017
She's very up on traffic
flow and rush hour.
754
00:34:08,221 --> 00:34:09,492
She's Rand McNally.
755
00:34:09,636 --> 00:34:11,465
She should do traffic
reports on the radio.
756
00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:15,098
"Hi, this is Sherry Tinsdale. Looks
like there's a tie-up on the boulevard."
757
00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:17,770
"They're moving every
building in Harvard University..."
758
00:34:17,963 --> 00:34:21,267
"So now it's just 1 .3 miles
from my house. Nice job, guys."
759
00:34:21,501 --> 00:34:22,932
You're awful.
760
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,434
"Lots of cars stopped at a
blue light on Garvey Avenue."
761
00:34:25,622 --> 00:34:26,655
Why a blue light?
762
00:34:26,788 --> 00:34:27,981
"'Cause blue's the new red."
763
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,425
- I like that you're feeling better.
- I'm not.
764
00:34:30,618 --> 00:34:32,772
I'm still... [Growling]
765
00:34:32,908 --> 00:34:34,781
That medicine cabinet
was not enough.
766
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:38,222
It was tame. Any of those drunken
yuppies could have messed it up.
767
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:39,955
They wouldn't dare.
768
00:34:40,109 --> 00:34:42,494
Plus, when I went back
in there, I cleaned it up.
769
00:34:42,691 --> 00:34:44,598
- Rory.
- Let it go.
770
00:34:44,773 --> 00:34:46,919
- That was my catharsis.
- Let it go.
771
00:34:47,103 --> 00:34:48,580
That woman does something to me.
772
00:34:48,727 --> 00:34:50,283
You've gotta live and let live.
773
00:34:50,434 --> 00:34:53,103
Bringing up Christopher like that.
She must know what she's doing.
774
00:34:53,307 --> 00:34:54,340
I'm not sure she did.
775
00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:57,062
I wish she was doing this on
purpose. I would respect her.
776
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:58,488
I just hope Dad's happy.
777
00:34:58,636 --> 00:35:02,463
Happy? With Sherry and
G.G., the 5:00 ballerina? No way.
778
00:35:02,715 --> 00:35:04,987
To think that I sent him
back to her a new man?
779
00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:06,170
Man.
780
00:35:08,085 --> 00:35:10,039
- Stop the car!
- What? Why?
781
00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:12,571
- You want catharsis?
- Yes.
782
00:35:12,749 --> 00:35:14,383
- I know what'll do it for you.
- What?
783
00:35:14,538 --> 00:35:16,889
- Jess' car.
- What?
784
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:18,914
We egg Jess' car. It's perfect.
785
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:21,949
- Are you serious?
- No one's around. It's just sitting there.
786
00:35:22,157 --> 00:35:25,031
If rearranging Sherry's
cabinet is immature, what's this?
787
00:35:25,237 --> 00:35:26,872
- Off the chart.
- We can't egg his car.
788
00:35:27,028 --> 00:35:28,061
Sure we can.
789
00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:31,465
Doose's is closed, and we
don't have any eggs at home.
790
00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:34,279
You want to devil-egg Jess' car?
791
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:38,075
How is that gonna make
me feel better about Sherry?
792
00:35:38,268 --> 00:35:42,731
Because it's active. It's aggressive.
It's destructive, but not too destructive.
793
00:35:43,014 --> 00:35:44,809
I don't know. Can you
make something up?
794
00:35:44,970 --> 00:35:46,004
Let's do it.
795
00:35:46,136 --> 00:35:48,487
- Leave the engine running.
- Good thinking.
796
00:35:53,588 --> 00:35:55,020
You first.
797
00:35:57,710 --> 00:35:59,663
- Nice.
- Made a good sound, too.
798
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,706
- How'd it feel?
- Fantastic.
799
00:36:01,873 --> 00:36:04,303
- You're right. That's good.
- Fun, huh?
800
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:08,402
I don't think there's been a better
use of deviled eggs in culinary history.
801
00:36:11,073 --> 00:36:12,629
- That's it?
- All out.
802
00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:14,370
Damn that Sherry
for not sending more.
803
00:36:14,528 --> 00:36:16,163
- Don't lose your catharsis.
- Right.
804
00:36:16,318 --> 00:36:17,669
- Wait.
- What?
805
00:36:18,316 --> 00:36:20,349
- Is that a siren?
- I don't hear anything.
806
00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:22,715
Neither do I. It just
seemed the cool thing to say.
807
00:36:22,896 --> 00:36:23,894
It was!
808
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:26,484
Let's run back and speed off
like we did something awful...
809
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,399
- and the cops are after us!
- Run!
810
00:36:30,306 --> 00:36:32,101
Be prepared. I'm
gonna squeal out of here.
811
00:36:32,263 --> 00:36:33,376
Go!
812
00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:42,046
Try again.
813
00:36:44,752 --> 00:36:47,818
- We'll just make the noise ourselves.
- Good deal.
814
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:50,755
[Both mimicking
tires peeling out]
815
00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:59,002
- I wonder if he's seen it yet.
- Doesn't look like it.
816
00:36:59,198 --> 00:37:01,185
- We should've headed for the border.
- Which one?
817
00:37:01,363 --> 00:37:03,316
The one between
America and Sephoraland.
818
00:37:03,486 --> 00:37:06,121
- Hey, Luke.
- I was just seeing what the mob scene is.
819
00:37:06,317 --> 00:37:07,917
LORELAI: The protest.
RORY: We almost forgot.
820
00:37:07,941 --> 00:37:09,134
Come on!
821
00:37:12,728 --> 00:37:15,522
- It's the big day.
- It's supposed to happen any minute.
822
00:37:15,725 --> 00:37:17,871
- Goody.
- This is hardly a goody.
823
00:37:18,057 --> 00:37:21,089
- Are you locked and loaded, Officer?
- I'm a tiger ready to pounce.
824
00:37:21,304 --> 00:37:22,735
Why's the law here, Taylor?
825
00:37:22,886 --> 00:37:26,429
This protest is gonna be
very mellow, very peaceful.
826
00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:28,742
You can hang out
in Haight-Ashbury...
827
00:37:28,923 --> 00:37:31,432
and drink as much electric
Kool-Aid as you want, Babette.
828
00:37:31,629 --> 00:37:32,775
I'm preparing for the worst.
829
00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:34,636
KIRK: There he is.
LUKE: What's he carrying?
830
00:37:34,709 --> 00:37:36,892
PATTY: Something all rolled
up. TAYLOR: Probably a body.
831
00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:38,744
- It looks heavy, too.
- Bodies are heavy.
832
00:37:38,914 --> 00:37:39,912
That's not funny.
833
00:37:40,038 --> 00:37:43,343
RORY: Somebody should give him a
hand. BABETTE: Here comes someone.
834
00:37:43,743 --> 00:37:44,885
RORY: Guess he didn't want help.
835
00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:46,705
That's why his name
isn't Town Gregarious Guy.
836
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:47,853
True.
837
00:37:47,989 --> 00:37:51,339
- Do you even have bullets in that thing?
- I'm ready to pop some caps here.
838
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:54,363
RORY: There he goes. PATTY:
This is a nice protest so far.
839
00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:57,633
- One of the best I've been to.
- It's fun seeing everybody like this.
840
00:37:57,856 --> 00:38:00,842
- We see each other every day.
- We don't stand in a clump like this.
841
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,333
- We should have brought food.
- We'll know better next time.
842
00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:06,546
MAN: There he is again.
PATTY: It's a banner.
843
00:38:06,723 --> 00:38:08,240
TAYLOR: Probably
laced with obscenity.
844
00:38:08,388 --> 00:38:10,694
- He's dropping it!
- This is exciting.
845
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:14,755
- It's blank.
- It's the wrong side.
846
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,072
Turn it over!
847
00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:19,545
[All exclaiming
in disappointment]
848
00:38:20,128 --> 00:38:22,683
- Did anyone see what it said?
- Just the flash of a word.
849
00:38:22,876 --> 00:38:24,069
It started with an "R."
850
00:38:24,209 --> 00:38:26,003
Then all we have to do...
851
00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:28,152
is think of everything
that one can protest...
852
00:38:28,330 --> 00:38:30,237
that starts with an
"R," and we'll know.
853
00:38:30,411 --> 00:38:32,841
- Ragú.
- He could be protesting Ragú.
854
00:38:33,034 --> 00:38:34,261
- Reptiles.
- That's another.
855
00:38:34,408 --> 00:38:35,725
- Robots.
- Could be.
856
00:38:35,948 --> 00:38:37,504
[Yelling gibberish]
857
00:38:37,738 --> 00:38:40,010
- What did he say?
- His diction's terrible.
858
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:42,341
I heard something about Jell-O.
859
00:38:42,525 --> 00:38:45,399
- Is he for Jell-O or against Jell-O?
- It's not clear.
860
00:38:45,607 --> 00:38:46,640
Dopbanoodlestooz!
861
00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:49,157
That was clear. He said,
"Stop the noodle scooz."
862
00:38:49,353 --> 00:38:51,420
- Stop the noodle scooz?
- That's not even English.
863
00:38:51,602 --> 00:38:53,271
What does it have
to do with Jell-O?
864
00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:55,988
- I heard, "Drop the student schools."
- That must be it.
865
00:38:56,181 --> 00:38:58,407
But that doesn't make
any sense, either.
866
00:39:00,218 --> 00:39:04,091
We have to stop this. He could be
saying horrible, blasphemous things.
867
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:07,167
- How would you know?
- What's the harm if we can't understand?
868
00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:08,572
Maybe that's his point.
869
00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:11,017
He's protesting man's
inability to communicate...
870
00:39:11,209 --> 00:39:14,355
by not communicating and getting
us to talk about communication.
871
00:39:14,582 --> 00:39:17,728
- You are blowing my mind here.
- I'm seeing trails.
872
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:22,525
Luke!
873
00:39:27,404 --> 00:39:30,073
- You see this?
- See what? What happened?
874
00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:33,615
- Someone egged my car.
- It stinks.
875
00:39:33,815 --> 00:39:35,332
It's gonna take
forever to clean this.
876
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,518
- These are cooked.
- What?
877
00:39:36,646 --> 00:39:38,841
LUKE: They're not raw eggs.
They look like deviled eggs.
878
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,885
- Someone devil-egged my car?
- That is paprika.
879
00:39:42,099 --> 00:39:44,609
Someone prepared deviled
eggs to throw at my car?
880
00:39:44,805 --> 00:39:46,123
They must hate you a lot.
881
00:39:46,263 --> 00:39:48,250
Maybe it was the guy in
the garden department.
882
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:49,699
I'm gonna clean this up.
883
00:39:49,843 --> 00:39:53,545
Maybe it was the assistant night manager.
You guys have words in the snack room?
884
00:39:54,714 --> 00:39:57,905
First protest, now vandalism. Makes
you think about leaving this town.
885
00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:01,160
- I never want to leave this town.
- Guess he's given up.
886
00:40:01,374 --> 00:40:04,645
Back to the hills, Town
Loner, to protest another day.
887
00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:07,696
PATTY: He doesn't
litter. That's nice.
888
00:40:07,868 --> 00:40:10,060
RORY: He looks so sad.
LORELAI: He'll be fine.
889
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:12,396
Mrs. Town Loner
will cheer him up.
890
00:40:12,823 --> 00:40:15,378
Let's get upwind from Jess' car.
891
00:40:21,691 --> 00:40:23,837
- Breakfast?
- Anything but eggs.
892
00:40:24,979 --> 00:40:28,012
- I was home all night last night.
- So was I.
893
00:40:28,518 --> 00:40:30,391
We have alibis and everything.