1 00:00:00,632 --> 00:00:02,315 LANE: Are you serious? LORELAI: I am serious. 2 00:00:02,339 --> 00:00:03,816 LANE: We can rehearse in your garage? 3 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,517 In exchange for a promise that you never pose naked... 4 00:00:06,710 --> 00:00:09,935 on the cover of Rolling Stone, no matter how much trouble your career is in. 5 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:11,313 I promise. I love you. 6 00:00:11,457 --> 00:00:13,047 Do you know how amazing your mother is? 7 00:00:13,206 --> 00:00:15,273 No. Tell her, would you? She forgot this morning. 8 00:00:15,454 --> 00:00:17,726 Because hot water is enjoyed by all, not just by you. 9 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:21,659 - I wasn't in the shower that long. - It's winter carnival time again already. 10 00:00:21,907 --> 00:00:23,542 - Are you going? - I have to. 11 00:00:23,697 --> 00:00:25,492 We're raising money for the marching band. 12 00:00:25,654 --> 00:00:27,289 Mandatory booth-manning is involved. 13 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,432 Man, Lane, marching band, rock band. 14 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,563 - Music is my life. - Hi, Mrs. Kim. 15 00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:33,300 So not funny. 16 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,277 Raising money for the marching band to do what? 17 00:00:35,355 --> 00:00:37,308 Please let it be new uniforms. 18 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,625 It's for letters, so we can have letter carriers. 19 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:42,684 The powers that be think we never win at competitions... 20 00:00:42,891 --> 00:00:45,561 because no one knows who we are. The fact we suck doesn't matter. 21 00:00:45,764 --> 00:00:47,752 - What's wrong with our uniforms? - Nothing. 22 00:00:47,928 --> 00:00:49,086 - We look stupid, right? - No. 23 00:00:49,219 --> 00:00:52,286 The plumes are big and it looks like blood spurting out of our heads. 24 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:53,621 I love the uniforms. 25 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:55,914 It's bad enough I'm in the band without being mocked... 26 00:00:56,048 --> 00:00:58,842 - for what is mandatory for us to wear. - I didn't mean... 27 00:00:59,046 --> 00:01:01,318 Remind her that she gets to rehearse in our garage... 28 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:03,727 - 'cause I'm losing points. - Your uniforms are great. 29 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:07,141 And knowing who you are can only help. Let's just enjoy the snow, okay? 30 00:01:07,372 --> 00:01:10,757 Especially since some of us are freezing since our showers this morning. 31 00:01:10,995 --> 00:01:12,188 I wasn't in there that long. 32 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:14,962 Can we get back to the uniforms? On a scale of one to 10... 33 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,430 how much do I not want to let Dave see me like that? 34 00:01:17,781 --> 00:01:19,530 - Ten. - Okay, thanks. 35 00:02:15,612 --> 00:02:18,247 MAN: To evaluate the value of a function of "X" when "X" equals pi. 36 00:02:18,443 --> 00:02:20,396 Split the integral into two separate integrals. 37 00:02:20,567 --> 00:02:22,998 The left integral is a variable of a constant exponent. 38 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:26,176 Remember "C" is a constant. Add one and divide by the new power. 39 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,746 Paris, what did he say? He's talking too fast. I missed it. 40 00:02:29,976 --> 00:02:32,724 - Ask Louise. - Louise, what did he say? 41 00:02:32,932 --> 00:02:35,238 - I don't know, ask Paris. - She told me to ask you. 42 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,337 - Why would she do that? - I don't know. 43 00:02:37,512 --> 00:02:39,658 - Did you guys have a fight? - Not that I know of. 44 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:42,228 The right integral, however, is more complex. 45 00:02:42,424 --> 00:02:45,014 You have to use u-substitution, with "U" equals 3 feet. 46 00:02:45,214 --> 00:02:46,248 [Bell ringing] 47 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,414 We'll pick up at the same place tomorrow. 48 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:53,020 - The bell rang. - What? 49 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,313 The bell. That loud metal musical contraption... 50 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:57,095 when hit loudly by a vibrating mallet... 51 00:02:57,121 --> 00:02:59,836 signals the end of this particular educational experience. 52 00:03:00,994 --> 00:03:02,345 - Class is over? - Yes. 53 00:03:02,493 --> 00:03:04,367 - What did he talk about? - Ask Louise. 54 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:06,805 I didn't take notes. I didn't pay attention. 55 00:03:06,989 --> 00:03:09,022 - Borrow my notes, you'll do fine. - Thank you. 56 00:03:09,196 --> 00:03:11,184 Madeline want notes, too, please. 57 00:03:11,944 --> 00:03:14,500 "Add one and divide by the new power?" 58 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:17,720 I thought it said, "Add one and divide by the Jew power." 59 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:19,530 It makes much more sense this way. 60 00:03:19,688 --> 00:03:21,641 I can't believe I zoned out for the entire class. 61 00:03:21,812 --> 00:03:22,995 You must have a lot on your mind. 62 00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:24,017 - I do. - I'm sure. 63 00:03:24,143 --> 00:03:25,699 Okay, so on to the next thing. 64 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:29,552 I don't think I'll have the prom bids ready for the student council meeting. 65 00:03:29,806 --> 00:03:31,998 They need more time to get the details together... 66 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:35,291 so that leaves a little hole in our agenda. Any thoughts? 67 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:38,895 - We could cancel the meeting this week. - What? 68 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,314 PARIS: If there's nothing to talk about, what's the point? 69 00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:44,166 You said one student council meeting a week was not enough. 70 00:03:44,544 --> 00:03:46,770 Yeah, you said that was no way to govern. 71 00:03:46,958 --> 00:03:49,423 That meeting once a week was lazy, ineffectual... 72 00:03:49,624 --> 00:03:52,815 and if we do it like that, we might as well buy a ranch in Texas. 73 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:55,389 Fine. If you want to sit around for an hour after school... 74 00:03:55,577 --> 00:03:57,769 swapping makeover horror stories, count me in. 75 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,585 Did I ever tell you about the time... 76 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:02,092 I plucked outside of my designated brow line? 77 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,075 - Man, was my face red. - I've done that, too. It's bad. 78 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:08,663 - She was being sarcastic. - I wasn't. I looked surprised for a month. 79 00:04:08,901 --> 00:04:11,570 We'll take this week off, and next week go back to twice a week. 80 00:04:11,774 --> 00:04:13,409 - Sounds fair. - Sounds fab. 81 00:04:14,064 --> 00:04:16,892 I heard something about the supplemental student council meeting. 82 00:04:17,102 --> 00:04:20,294 Anything I need to know? A new chart to be made, perhaps? 83 00:04:20,641 --> 00:04:23,231 No. The agenda seems light, so I've decided to cancel it. 84 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,987 We can just gather at the regular meeting on Friday. 85 00:04:26,179 --> 00:04:27,814 This is quite a change in plans. 86 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:30,115 - You have a problem with it? - I'm just surprised. 87 00:04:30,301 --> 00:04:33,890 - You seem so attached to those meetings. - I finally got a blanky. It's much better. 88 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:36,244 Okay, no extra meeting this week. 89 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:40,503 What will I do with all that extra time? I guess I'll think of something. 90 00:04:40,752 --> 00:04:43,102 Take a picture of which outfit wins, will you? 91 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:45,279 - Bye, Francie. - Bye. 92 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,389 - I met his parents. - You did? 93 00:04:49,536 --> 00:04:52,092 He bought me a ticket, I took the train to Philadelphia... 94 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:54,430 and I spent Christmas with him and his family. 95 00:04:54,616 --> 00:04:57,524 - Sounds nice. - No, not nice. It was perfect. 96 00:04:57,739 --> 00:04:59,726 They had a Christmas tree 12 feet tall. 97 00:04:59,903 --> 00:05:02,412 Everything was red and silver, and there was eggnog. 98 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:04,325 - Have you ever had eggnog? - Yes, I have. 99 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:05,721 - It's disgusting. - Yes, it is. 100 00:05:05,857 --> 00:05:07,891 But disgusting in a really great way. 101 00:05:08,063 --> 00:05:10,619 They had tiny wreaths hanging from every doorknob... 102 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:12,765 and mistletoe and candles everywhere. 103 00:05:12,935 --> 00:05:15,570 I couldn't believe it. I've never had a Christmas before. 104 00:05:15,766 --> 00:05:18,038 Once, I asked my mother if we could get a Hanukkah bush. 105 00:05:18,222 --> 00:05:20,449 She made me watch Shoah the rest of the week. 106 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:22,783 The place smelled like cinnamon all the time... 107 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:25,763 and there was a fire in the fireplace and a ton of presents. 108 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:27,762 I mean, hundreds of presents. 109 00:05:27,923 --> 00:05:31,353 I'm looking at this mound of gifts and thinking "Eight days of Hanukkah." 110 00:05:31,588 --> 00:05:33,700 Who was the skinflint that thought up that deal? 111 00:05:33,878 --> 00:05:35,627 Don't the eight days symbolize something? 112 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:39,256 They symbolize eight days of ripping off kids who can't have a Hanukkah bush. 113 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:41,494 - You're making me sad. - His mom got me a present. 114 00:05:41,663 --> 00:05:43,458 - That says something. - What does it say? 115 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:47,288 It says Jamie likes you enough that she felt compelled to buy you a present. 116 00:05:47,534 --> 00:05:50,759 I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree, opening presents. 117 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:54,692 They played Christmas music, and we drank apple cider. It was so nice. 118 00:05:54,945 --> 00:05:57,898 Then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. 119 00:05:58,109 --> 00:06:01,619 "Jesus: Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer?" Got pretty heated. 120 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:04,241 Okay, skip to the end. I can't take it. How did it turn out? 121 00:06:04,437 --> 00:06:06,629 - He told me he loved me. - Paris. 122 00:06:06,811 --> 00:06:09,037 I never thought I'd hear a boy tell me he loved me. 123 00:06:09,226 --> 00:06:11,498 - That's great. - He invited me back for Easter break. 124 00:06:11,682 --> 00:06:13,431 - You're going, I assume? - Are you kidding? 125 00:06:13,597 --> 00:06:15,948 And miss a chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? 126 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:18,488 - I'm so there. - Jamie's a lucky man. 127 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:22,356 [Michel speaking in Hungarian] 128 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:26,168 [People clamoring] 129 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,927 - Move, please. - What's going on? 130 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:30,357 I cannot talk now, please! 131 00:06:30,501 --> 00:06:32,613 - They sound really angry. - They do, don't they. 132 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:34,381 - What did you say? - I don't know. 133 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:37,414 What? All you had to say was, "Welcome to Stars Hollow." That's it. 134 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:40,892 I thought I did, but they got angry and threw bread sticks and butter pats. 135 00:06:41,118 --> 00:06:42,231 [Crockery breaking] 136 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,116 - Michel. - I'm looking. 137 00:06:44,282 --> 00:06:46,508 You only had to say one word in Hungarian: "Welcome." 138 00:06:46,696 --> 00:06:49,366 - That's it. How bad could it be? - Very bad. 139 00:06:50,236 --> 00:06:53,030 - Very, very bad. - Be careful. 140 00:06:53,234 --> 00:06:54,744 [Phone ringing] 141 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,152 Independence Inn. Lorelai speaking. 142 00:06:57,314 --> 00:06:59,949 Your father's 60th birthday dinner is back on. 143 00:07:00,145 --> 00:07:01,292 What 60th birthday dinner? 144 00:07:01,435 --> 00:07:03,469 The one I had planned for Wednesday night. 145 00:07:03,643 --> 00:07:04,790 Were we coming? 146 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,967 Of course. You think you wouldn't be invited? 147 00:07:07,139 --> 00:07:08,854 Apparently, we weren't invited. 148 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:10,762 I'd started planning the whole thing... 149 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:14,279 when he declared that parties were for children and it was canceled. 150 00:07:14,509 --> 00:07:15,508 Were we disappointed? 151 00:07:15,633 --> 00:07:17,780 However, today, he changed his mind... 152 00:07:17,964 --> 00:07:20,678 so I expect the two of you at 8:00 and bring a gift. 153 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:22,913 - But don't get him a cigar humidor. - Okay. 154 00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:25,392 - I bought him a cigar humidor. - I assumed. 155 00:07:25,751 --> 00:07:26,943 It's gorgeous. 156 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:29,877 It belonged to a lieutenant in the Army in World War I. 157 00:07:30,081 --> 00:07:32,636 Apparently, he kept it in his field office in France. 158 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,498 There are carvings in the bottom... 159 00:07:34,661 --> 00:07:37,330 that the dealer said could possibly be coded messages. 160 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,043 - Cool. - I think so, too. 161 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:42,867 - All right, 8:00. Do not be late. - We will not be late. Bye. 162 00:07:43,112 --> 00:07:44,702 - Well? - It's fine. 163 00:07:44,861 --> 00:07:48,246 All we have to do is pay the ransom and they will give us the busboy back. 164 00:07:49,649 --> 00:07:50,683 [Phone ringing] 165 00:07:53,313 --> 00:07:55,266 [Screaming] 166 00:07:58,142 --> 00:07:59,176 [Knocking at door] 167 00:07:59,308 --> 00:08:02,023 - Come in. Dean, hi. - Hi. 168 00:08:03,472 --> 00:08:05,221 I hope I'm not disturbing anything. 169 00:08:05,387 --> 00:08:08,294 - No, absolutely not. - I just wanted to... 170 00:08:09,134 --> 00:08:10,247 Don't kick the cup. 171 00:08:10,383 --> 00:08:12,132 I have a spider, whose previous credits... 172 00:08:12,298 --> 00:08:15,172 include the bathtub scene from Annie Hall, trapped under that cup. 173 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:16,855 - The size of a Buick? - Yeah. 174 00:08:17,128 --> 00:08:19,717 What are you planning to do now that you've got him trapped? 175 00:08:19,918 --> 00:08:21,795 I was thinking of just giving him the kitchen... 176 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:24,109 'cause we don't use it very much anyhow, so... 177 00:08:24,289 --> 00:08:27,913 - I could get rid of it if you want. - Yeah, that'd be great. Careful. 178 00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:30,243 He heard me talking. Don't let him get away. 179 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,794 He knows I'm behind this, and he'll come after me. 180 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:34,581 [Lorelai exclaiming in disgust] 181 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:37,046 You can see why camping is out of the question. 182 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:39,350 - Got it. - Okay, great. Could you... 183 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:40,720 Yeah, no problem. 184 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,495 Don't let its family see you. Spiders are vindictive. 185 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,581 - Mom? - Rory? 186 00:08:46,314 --> 00:08:48,870 Can we do pizza tonight? I've got a ton of studying to do. 187 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,935 - Sure, pizza sounds great. - Good. Why is the door open? 188 00:08:52,143 --> 00:08:54,608 The door is open because Dean's here. 189 00:08:55,308 --> 00:08:56,659 - Hi. - Hi. 190 00:08:58,762 --> 00:09:00,830 Dean threw out a spider for me. 191 00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:04,172 I just came by to drop off some of your stuff. 192 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:07,238 Just some books you loaned me, a couple of CDs. 193 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,491 - Okay, thanks. - Yeah, sure. 194 00:09:10,588 --> 00:09:13,097 - Okay, so, I'm gonna go. - Thanks, Dean. 195 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:20,199 It was a really big spider. I think it had a gun. 196 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:23,824 - What are you feeling right now? - Nothing. 197 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:26,663 - Not weirded out even a little? - Why would I be weirded out? 198 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,900 Dean coming over, bringing your stuff back. 199 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:30,663 - No, I'm fine. - Okay. 200 00:09:30,822 --> 00:09:34,570 Although, if you were weirded out a little, it would be okay. 201 00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:37,283 It wouldn't mean you don't like Jess, or you made a mistake. 202 00:09:37,483 --> 00:09:40,754 It would just mean the guy in your life for two years isn't there anymore. 203 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,729 - I was just surprised, that's all. - If you say so. 204 00:09:43,937 --> 00:09:44,935 - I do. - Okay. 205 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:46,457 I'm gonna go start studying. 206 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:48,350 - I'll order the pizza. - Thank you. 207 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,628 It just occurred to me that we are very fortunate... 208 00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:24,176 - to have good teeth. - Yes, very fortunate. 209 00:10:27,404 --> 00:10:29,960 Can you imagine if braces were involved in this interaction? 210 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,548 It would be a bloodbath. 211 00:10:33,774 --> 00:10:36,443 - I can't catch my breath. - You're not supposed to. 212 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,901 Listen, Thursday night is the Stars Hollow High Winter Carnival. 213 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:43,574 - I thought we could go meet Lane there. - Nope. 214 00:10:43,766 --> 00:10:45,595 But it'll be really fun. 215 00:10:45,889 --> 00:10:48,320 They'll have really bad games and really bad food... 216 00:10:48,513 --> 00:10:50,308 and the marching band will play, and... 217 00:10:50,469 --> 00:10:53,933 I'm doing some of my best work here, and you're talking right through it. 218 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:57,719 - Let's go to the carnival. - I don't go to these stupid town things. 219 00:10:58,047 --> 00:11:00,636 You went to the "Bid-A-Basket" festival, the Dance Marathon. 220 00:11:00,836 --> 00:11:03,471 That was when I was trying to get you. I don't have to go anymore. 221 00:11:03,668 --> 00:11:05,145 - You're serious? - As a heart attack. 222 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,957 - Maybe it will be fun. - We can have our own fun. 223 00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:11,253 - I can't miss the winter carnival. - Rory, come on. 224 00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:14,448 I never have. I can't. 225 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,817 Just go with me, please? 226 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:20,235 Look. How about you go to the festival, meet Lane... 227 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,117 I'll hook up with you afterwards? 228 00:11:22,278 --> 00:11:24,663 - That's my final offer, ma'am. - Fine. 229 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,228 RORY: We're gonna walk right in front of a car one of these days. 230 00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:34,136 You want some help with your homework? 231 00:11:34,311 --> 00:11:35,821 - You're going to help me? - Yes. 232 00:11:35,976 --> 00:11:39,724 - Don't take this the wrong way, but how? - Come upstairs, and I'll show you. 233 00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:41,730 You know how important my education is to me. 234 00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:42,762 Yes, I do. 235 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:46,113 Rory. Thank God. I need help. Where you going? 236 00:11:46,427 --> 00:11:47,903 - Nowhere. - See you. 237 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:50,530 Were you guys gonna go upstairs and kiss? 238 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:51,908 - Look at all the bags. - Yes. 239 00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:54,320 I went shopping for my Dad's birthday present today... 240 00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:57,331 which was great for 15 minutes until it all came back to me. 241 00:11:57,543 --> 00:12:00,099 - What? - The fact that I suck at buying Dad gifts. 242 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,562 - He'll like what you get him. - If I slip him a Quaalude, he'll like it. 243 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:04,935 They're not that bad. 244 00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:07,907 My intentions are good, and I never put a price limit on it. 245 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,867 I even followed older men around the store to see what they were buying. 246 00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:14,989 It didn't help me with ideas, but I got asked to the antique car show. 247 00:12:15,197 --> 00:12:17,548 - Just show me what you got. - Okay, fine. 248 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,383 Option number one: 249 00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:23,309 a state-of-the-art, high-tech titanium bathroom scale. 250 00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:25,999 What? He has weight. 251 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:29,577 Yes, but I'm not sure his birthday is the time to remind him of it. 252 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:30,843 Fine. 253 00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:34,581 Okay, option number two: 254 00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:38,592 a fabulous mechanical coin sorter. 255 00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:41,847 You put the coins in, it sorts them. What? 256 00:12:42,384 --> 00:12:46,008 - Well, it's a little generic. - Generic in a good way? 257 00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:47,289 What's the third option? 258 00:12:47,422 --> 00:12:49,251 Should have pulled the coin sorter out last. 259 00:12:49,421 --> 00:12:50,772 - Mom. - Okay. 260 00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:54,841 - A tie. - Yes, it's silk. 261 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,431 - It's nice. - It is? 262 00:12:56,582 --> 00:12:59,535 - What's that? - It's a tie for my father's birthday. 263 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,892 - What, no Aramis this year? - He likes ties. 264 00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:04,542 If you get the big bottle, it usually comes with a... 265 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,219 tote bag and a Soap-On-A-Rope. 266 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,513 Go away. 267 00:13:08,406 --> 00:13:10,439 - My gifts suck. - It's the thought that counts. 268 00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:12,090 - What did you get him? - Nothing big. 269 00:13:12,236 --> 00:13:13,349 - What? - Just a thing. 270 00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:14,350 What kind of thing? 271 00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,199 Chuck Berry Live at the Fillmore on vinyl. 272 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,785 My God. That's perfect. He loves Chuck Berry. 273 00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,247 - How did you come up with that? - I asked what he wanted. 274 00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:22,589 - That's cheating. - Tough. 275 00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:25,523 Now what am I gonna do? I can't give him a tie... 276 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:28,111 when you give him the world's most perfect present. 277 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,692 - You want me to go find something? - You would do that? 278 00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:33,921 He gave me other suggestions. I'll see if I can find one of them. 279 00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:36,733 My God, I love you. You are my angel. 280 00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:41,333 - You had one more you didn't show me. - Yeah. It lights up and sings. 281 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,383 - Enough said. Bye. - Bye. 282 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,746 Sorry! 283 00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:55,064 - I didn't see you. - I wasn't paying attention. 284 00:13:55,245 --> 00:13:58,198 - I was looking in the window. - I was noticing the new benches. 285 00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,363 - Sorry. - Yeah, sorry. 286 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,208 - It's weird. - What's weird? 287 00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:07,438 How we keep randomly bumping into each other like this. 288 00:14:07,819 --> 00:14:10,284 It wasn't exactly random bumping into you at your house. 289 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:13,312 - I live there. Not so random. - Though this, right now... 290 00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:14,920 - Random. - Very random. 291 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,733 That's probably the most the word "random" has been used... 292 00:14:17,936 --> 00:14:20,367 in a two-minute period in a really long time. 293 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:23,168 You wanna get a cup of coffee? 294 00:14:23,474 --> 00:14:25,541 - Coffee? - Maybe talk a little? 295 00:14:25,805 --> 00:14:28,520 If you prefer, we can both just head over to Weston's... 296 00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:30,593 and randomly bump into each other. 297 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,985 - No, that's okay. I can get coffee. - Good. 298 00:14:40,419 --> 00:14:42,054 So, where do you want to sit? 299 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:45,322 - There is good, if you like the window. - Window is fine. 300 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,376 There's that one, if you don't like the window. 301 00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:50,371 The window can be colder because of the glass... 302 00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:52,850 but then that one is right by the bathroom. 303 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:55,385 Being right by the bathroom makes me uncomfortable... 304 00:14:55,574 --> 00:14:59,084 which isn't really fair because something has to be right by the bathroom. 305 00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,195 Otherwise, you're cutting down on tables... 306 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,242 which means you're cutting down on profits, and... 307 00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:05,999 - Window's fine? - Window's fine. 308 00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:07,748 Let's sit down, then. 309 00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:14,981 This is a very nice table. 310 00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:16,872 Good pick. 311 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,985 Today we have an almond torte, an apple pandowdy... 312 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:23,486 and various marzipan fruits made by a sect of cloistered nuns in Toledo. 313 00:15:23,719 --> 00:15:25,276 I'll have a piece of pie. 314 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,936 Cherry, peach, chocolate, pumpkin, custard... 315 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:29,441 - Custard's fine. - There's more. 316 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,896 - But custard's fine. - You don't want to hear the rest? 317 00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:33,758 I am really good with the custard. 318 00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:35,882 But they made me memorize 30 different flavors. 319 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,717 Kirk, custard is fine. 320 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,600 - You want ice cream? - Are there many flavors? 321 00:15:39,624 --> 00:15:41,294 - Thirty-two. - Just the pie. 322 00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:44,333 - Okay. What about you? - Nothing for me. 323 00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:45,684 - Nothing? - I'm not hungry. 324 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:47,462 - You're not hungry? - Nope, I'm not. 325 00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:50,014 - She's not hungry. - I'll be right back. 326 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:53,746 In all the time I've known you, I've never seen you not hungry. 327 00:15:53,946 --> 00:15:56,979 - Yeah, well... - Thanks for doing this. 328 00:15:57,194 --> 00:16:00,181 - Of course. Why wouldn't I? - Because you're incredibly uncomfortable. 329 00:16:01,316 --> 00:16:03,224 It's the situation, not you. 330 00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:05,040 Yeah, the situation. 331 00:16:05,188 --> 00:16:07,142 You know. You and me being... 332 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,265 Yeah. I know the situation. 333 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,851 So, how are you? 334 00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:16,782 I'm fine. 335 00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:19,533 - You? - I'm doing okay. 336 00:16:19,885 --> 00:16:20,918 How's school? 337 00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:23,046 Not bad. I've got McKellan for history. 338 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:26,248 Has he done his "Napoleon having dinner with Charlemagne" bit? 339 00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:28,814 Catherine the Great shows up for dessert. 340 00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:31,115 He's revised it. Good for him. 341 00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:34,246 - He's a unique man, but a decent teacher. - Yeah. 342 00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:40,154 You know, I wanted to tell you I applied to Southern Connecticut State. 343 00:16:40,411 --> 00:16:41,409 What? 344 00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,761 McKellan wrote me a letter of recommendation. 345 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,903 You know Southern Connecticut State is a four-year college? 346 00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:48,829 Yeah, I read the brochure. 347 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:50,944 What happened to "I'm going to community college"? 348 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,781 - I changed my mind. - Why? 349 00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:54,677 - You. - Me? 350 00:16:54,817 --> 00:16:56,043 All your Harvard talk. 351 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:59,700 Those crazy books you pushed on me, all that talk about "You can do more." 352 00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:02,368 - You can do more. - So I decided to do more. 353 00:17:02,561 --> 00:17:04,469 - I'm so glad. - Thanks. 354 00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,948 If you need any help, I've become the Rain Man... 355 00:17:07,141 --> 00:17:08,573 of college application requirements. 356 00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:12,141 - Thanks. I might take you up on that. - Custard pie, no ice cream. 357 00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:13,580 Thanks, Kirk. 358 00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:16,877 Wow. Southern Connecticut State. That's exciting. 359 00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:20,249 - When did all this happen? - The last few weeks. 360 00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,371 It's funny, I got the envelope... 361 00:17:22,546 --> 00:17:25,658 and I wanted to call you, and then I realized... 362 00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:30,525 - I can't do that. - You could have done that. 363 00:17:30,706 --> 00:17:31,853 I guess. 364 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,192 I can't get over how weird it is. 365 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,642 - I go from seeing you every day to... - I know. 366 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,258 I'm used to talking to you. 367 00:17:38,409 --> 00:17:41,078 - That's a hard thing to just let go of. - For me, too. 368 00:17:41,406 --> 00:17:44,519 I don't know, Rory. Maybe... 369 00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:49,514 Is there a way we could be friends? 370 00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:51,853 - Really? - If you want to. 371 00:17:52,147 --> 00:17:54,453 I want to. I really want to. 372 00:17:55,687 --> 00:17:56,755 But... 373 00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,608 Don't ask me how I'm gonna deal with him. I have no idea. 374 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,763 Let's just take this one step at a time. 375 00:18:01,932 --> 00:18:04,078 Absolutely. Slow and steady wins the race. 376 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:07,012 This is really good. Are you sure you don't want a bite? 377 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,447 One bite. 378 00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:11,501 So, how's Clara's horseback-riding lessons going? 379 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,226 Not bad. She actually got within three feet of the thing last week. 380 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:18,178 - Very impressive. - She thought so. 381 00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:19,571 [Chuck Berry playing] 382 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,379 This man was a genius. Listen to him play. 383 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,093 I'm glad you like it, Grandpa. 384 00:18:24,249 --> 00:18:26,395 I must say, I am a very spoiled man. 385 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:30,567 Chuck Berry and the complete history of the Peloponnesian War. 386 00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:34,495 Sure, because a partial history would skip all the dirty stuff. 387 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,708 I like the way you wrapped the books in a bow tie. 388 00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:40,369 - That's very clever. - I thought it would be appropriate. 389 00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,477 You're not forgetting your favorite gift. 390 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:45,559 Yes. My beautiful humidor from my beautiful wife. 391 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:48,083 - Thank you. - No. Thank you. 392 00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,782 It's been a wonderful birthday. 393 00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:51,255 [Doorbell ringing] 394 00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:53,949 - Would you like some more champagne? - Why not? 395 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,390 GRAN: One of the porch lights is burned out. 396 00:18:57,556 --> 00:19:01,145 Perhaps the simple act of glancing outside a window once in a while... 397 00:19:01,386 --> 00:19:03,374 might have alerted someone to the situation. 398 00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:05,664 - Gran? - Trix, is that you? 399 00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:08,295 I'll be... What a surprise. 400 00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:10,100 Mom, did you know Grandma was coming? 401 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,844 - Oh, my God. - Okay, "no" seems like a safe answer. 402 00:19:13,045 --> 00:19:14,840 RICHARD: Emily, come here! 403 00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:17,874 RICHARD: Say hello to this delightful creature that just walked in. 404 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,230 My God. 405 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:22,280 Come on. Let's see if she tries to make a break for it. 406 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,483 - Emily, did you know about this? - Why, no, I didn't. 407 00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,575 - I'm floored. - Good. 408 00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,209 - Hello, Lorelai. - Hello, Gran. Good to see you. 409 00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:32,404 - You're well? - I'm well. 410 00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:33,671 - You're working? - I'm working. 411 00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:34,922 - You're single? - I'm single. 412 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:38,057 By choice, or do you scare the men with your independence? 413 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:40,785 Actually, I scare them with my Minnie Pearl impression. 414 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:42,299 The lady with the hat. 415 00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:44,907 Rory, as soon as I get settled I want to hear all about... 416 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,659 - your schooling and college plans. - Okay, Gran. 417 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,531 Emily, I don't know if you realize it or not... 418 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,836 but it is not proper to receive guests in the foyer. 419 00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:58,598 It puts one in the awkward position of having to invite oneself in. 420 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:01,717 - Yes, please. I'm sorry. Please, come in. - This way. 421 00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:03,643 [Gran snickering] 422 00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:06,784 - What is she doing here? - She's visiting. 423 00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:08,393 She didn't call. She always calls. 424 00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:10,736 It's Dad's birthday. She wanted it to be a surprise. 425 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,711 I'm not prepared. I haven't shopped or set up the guest room. 426 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,743 Her horrible gifts are still in the basement. 427 00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:17,270 - What do I do? - Leave them there. 428 00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:20,365 It's too late to do anything about that now. Come on. 429 00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:24,411 Emily, you're still here. 430 00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:27,243 Of course I'm still here. Can I get you some champagne? 431 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:30,876 If you wish me to be violently ill tomorrow, absolutely. 432 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,507 Do not answer that. 433 00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,490 I've got you covered, Trix. 434 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:37,158 Now, tell me what on earth you're doing here. 435 00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,501 You didn't travel from England just for my birthday. 436 00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:41,959 I think your birthday is a good enough reason... 437 00:20:42,144 --> 00:20:44,097 to travel all the way from England. 438 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:47,697 However, it also happens to coincide with some business I needed to tend to. 439 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:48,929 What kind of business? 440 00:20:49,054 --> 00:20:52,041 For the past year, I've been renting my home in Hartford... 441 00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,578 to a group of musicians. 442 00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:55,150 They recently moved out... 443 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,128 so I had to check on the house and secure a new tenant. 444 00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:01,167 - What kind of musicians? - A rock 'n' roll group of some sort. 445 00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:03,286 I believe they call themselves Korn. 446 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,970 - You rented your house to Korn? - That's so cool! 447 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,756 They were fine tenants. Took wonderful care of the place. 448 00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:11,182 They planted some lovely tulips in the front yard. 449 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,563 So, Mom, if you're going to be here for a while... 450 00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:16,572 I can plan some things for you, some outings you might enjoy. 451 00:21:16,783 --> 00:21:18,454 - Like what? - Like the arboretum. 452 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:21,329 I have no desire to spend an entire day with plants. 453 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,882 I'm not a bee. 454 00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:25,997 Besides, I already know what I would like to do. 455 00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:28,824 I would like to see where Lorelai works. 456 00:21:29,024 --> 00:21:31,140 - The inn? - I thought we could all have dinner there. 457 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:33,983 - Sure. That would be great. - Wonderful. 458 00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:35,334 Tomorrow night, then. 459 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,068 - Well. - What? 460 00:21:37,518 --> 00:21:41,062 We were planning to go to this winter carnival at the high school. 461 00:21:41,306 --> 00:21:43,816 - But we can skip it. - Absolutely not. 462 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,284 Rory, you're a young person who works hard. 463 00:21:46,469 --> 00:21:49,422 It's equally important to have fun. You go to the carnival. 464 00:21:49,634 --> 00:21:50,632 Thank you. 465 00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:53,188 - Lorelai, you've had enough fun. - And then some. 466 00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,210 Dinner will be for the grown-ups. 467 00:21:55,504 --> 00:21:58,060 Now, how is the birthday going? 468 00:21:58,252 --> 00:22:02,284 Wonderfully. They're spoiling me rotten. Emily got me the most beautiful humidor. 469 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:05,732 It's from 1917 and was owned by a lieutenant in World War I. 470 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,941 Your father had a humidor that was owned by Victor Hugo. 471 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,193 - Really? - I still have it if you would like it. 472 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:12,844 - I'd love it. - Fine. 473 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,375 I'll take care of it as soon as I get back to London. 474 00:22:15,572 --> 00:22:18,638 Now, if you will excuse me, I should like to freshen up. 475 00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:21,416 - I'll make sure the guest room is ready. - I can do that, Emily. 476 00:22:21,609 --> 00:22:23,006 Thank you, Richard. 477 00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:26,632 Emily, I expect to return in 20 minutes. 478 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:30,399 That should give you enough time to pull my gifts out of storage... 479 00:22:30,644 --> 00:22:34,188 and place them around the room as if they actually stand there all year. 480 00:22:36,806 --> 00:22:39,634 - You want some help with those gifts? - Yes, please. 481 00:22:44,592 --> 00:22:47,022 Twelve courses, each paired with a specific wine. 482 00:22:47,215 --> 00:22:50,759 For dessert, individual chocolate amaretto mousse cakes in the shape of a "G." 483 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,116 - Sookie, look what you've done. - Over the top? 484 00:22:53,293 --> 00:22:55,929 - On a monumental scale. - Exactly what I was going for. 485 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,555 I'm also going to have individual menus printed up... 486 00:22:58,748 --> 00:23:01,025 - and placed at each setting. - I love you for doing this. 487 00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:03,669 - Your mother is on the phone. - Can you take a message? 488 00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:06,141 Do I have the capability to take a message? 489 00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:08,597 - Why, yes, I do. However... - I got it. 490 00:23:09,739 --> 00:23:11,454 [Lorelai sighing] 491 00:23:11,696 --> 00:23:13,968 - Hey, Mom. - She wants to see your house. 492 00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:16,076 - What? - Tonight, before the dinner. 493 00:23:16,234 --> 00:23:17,347 Okay. 494 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:20,039 That horrifying woman wants to see your house... 495 00:23:20,231 --> 00:23:22,979 - the one with the monkey lamp. - Mom, relax. 496 00:23:23,187 --> 00:23:24,778 - Is it clean? - Yeah, it's clean. 497 00:23:24,935 --> 00:23:26,892 If I came in with white gloves, what would I find? 498 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,967 That you could pull a rabbit out of your hat? 499 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,015 I don't know what to do. I'll figure it out when I get there. 500 00:23:32,222 --> 00:23:33,970 - When you get where? - I'll call you later. 501 00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:36,283 - When you get where? - I'm turning onto your street. 502 00:23:36,469 --> 00:23:38,298 - Mom, no! - I'll let myself in. 503 00:23:38,468 --> 00:23:41,500 - I know you keep a key in a turtle. - Mom, I beg of you... 504 00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:44,589 make a very dangerous U-turn and go back where you came from. 505 00:23:44,795 --> 00:23:46,590 I'm here. I'll talk to you later. 506 00:23:46,753 --> 00:23:47,821 Mom! 507 00:23:54,622 --> 00:23:58,166 Rory. Super. Could you step in here for a sec? 508 00:23:58,702 --> 00:23:59,735 Oh. 509 00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:01,185 - Okay. - Thanks. 510 00:24:01,325 --> 00:24:03,279 It's just so lucky I caught you. 511 00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:06,923 What is this? 512 00:24:07,403 --> 00:24:09,709 The supplementary student council meeting, silly. 513 00:24:09,902 --> 00:24:13,571 - But Paris canceled that. - She did, didn't she? 514 00:24:15,106 --> 00:24:16,776 - What's going on? - You tell us. 515 00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:19,527 Francie said there was an issue that had to be discussed. 516 00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:21,874 - We figured you okayed it. - I did not okay it. 517 00:24:22,142 --> 00:24:25,368 Mr. Hunter, there's been a mistake. Paris canceled this meeting, and... 518 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,904 Francie approached me and said there was an issue... 519 00:24:28,096 --> 00:24:30,970 she had planned to discuss that has a bit of a ticking clock on it. 520 00:24:31,177 --> 00:24:33,005 You did not mention that you had anything. 521 00:24:33,175 --> 00:24:35,251 I was so surprised Paris was canceling the meeting... 522 00:24:35,424 --> 00:24:36,742 that it flew out of my head. 523 00:24:36,881 --> 00:24:38,772 It was New York to London in three hours or less. 524 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:40,863 - I'll bet. - Rory, take a seat. We can get started. 525 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:44,394 I move that we postpone this meeting until Paris can be reached. 526 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:48,135 We're all here. Let's hear what Francie has to say. You can fill Paris in later. 527 00:24:48,372 --> 00:24:49,690 Did anyone try to find her? 528 00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:52,578 I saw her walking off with, who was that, her brother? 529 00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:54,739 - Paris doesn't have a brother. - Really? Well. 530 00:24:54,909 --> 00:24:58,339 - She certainly seemed to know him. - Just tell us all why we're here. 531 00:24:58,573 --> 00:24:59,925 And how long we're staying. 532 00:25:00,072 --> 00:25:02,378 The Wadsworth Mansion has had a cancellation... 533 00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:05,035 which means we can get it for prom if we move quickly. 534 00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:06,461 - Shall we vote? - Hold on. 535 00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:09,322 The Wadsworth Mansion is too expensive. It's been discussed. 536 00:25:09,523 --> 00:25:10,919 There are funds to cover it. 537 00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:13,017 Not if we want a telescope to be the senior gift. 538 00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:15,537 Not if Paris wants a telescope to be the senior gift. 539 00:25:15,726 --> 00:25:18,122 - We all thought it was a good idea. - "Reach for the stars"? 540 00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:19,579 Nice theme. Original. 541 00:25:19,723 --> 00:25:22,756 - Was "Be all that you can be" taken? - It's a good gift. 542 00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:26,084 - So is planting a nice tree in the quad. - Every class plants a tree. 543 00:25:26,301 --> 00:25:28,686 Who are we to judge those who came before? 544 00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:32,033 - Let's put it to a vote. - This isn't right. Paris should be here. 545 00:25:32,256 --> 00:25:34,845 I agree. Paris should be here. However, she's not. 546 00:25:35,045 --> 00:25:36,441 So once again, shall we vote? 547 00:25:36,585 --> 00:25:39,572 As student body vice-president, I need you to call for a vote. 548 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,860 All those in favor of using the funds for the Wadsworth Mansion... 549 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,829 even though we will be cheating... 550 00:25:45,995 --> 00:25:48,947 the next generation of Chilton students who'd love a nice telescope... 551 00:25:49,159 --> 00:25:50,157 say "aye." 552 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:51,873 - Aye. - Aye. 553 00:25:52,157 --> 00:25:54,666 - Wadsworth Mansion it is. - Meeting dismissed. 554 00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:59,596 Chin up. We'll make it a really big tree. 555 00:26:17,721 --> 00:26:21,026 Hold it right there. Step back and move away from the couch. 556 00:26:21,259 --> 00:26:22,929 - This couch cannot stay. - Yes, it can. 557 00:26:23,092 --> 00:26:24,602 - It's awful. - It can hear you. 558 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:25,790 - Please? - No. 559 00:26:25,923 --> 00:26:27,718 What about the chair? Let me move it. 560 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,026 - The chair stays also. - We have to do something. 561 00:26:30,212 --> 00:26:32,119 I brought flowers and can't find a decent vase. 562 00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:34,599 All I could find was a ceramic Betty Boop head. 563 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,779 - You're making yourself crazy. - I know. 564 00:26:36,956 --> 00:26:40,386 We'll get some tarps, throw them over everything, and tell her you're painting. 565 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,608 Mom, stop. What is so horrible about this room? 566 00:26:42,785 --> 00:26:44,819 - Look at it. - I am. I like it. 567 00:26:45,116 --> 00:26:46,953 You may like it, but your grandmother will not. 568 00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:49,629 She's going to take one look at the junk-store collection... 569 00:26:49,821 --> 00:26:51,775 of hobo furniture, and she's going to blame me. 570 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,013 - For what? - For letting you live like this... 571 00:26:54,193 --> 00:26:57,067 for not teaching you, for not redecorating while you're out of town. 572 00:26:57,274 --> 00:26:58,705 We're never out of town. 573 00:26:58,856 --> 00:27:01,002 For not sending you out of town so I could redecorate. 574 00:27:01,188 --> 00:27:02,778 Mom, you don't believe that. 575 00:27:03,103 --> 00:27:05,408 Everything that's wrong in your life is my fault. 576 00:27:05,601 --> 00:27:08,032 Everything that's wrong in your father's life is my fault. 577 00:27:08,223 --> 00:27:10,495 Basically, everything that's wrong is my fault. 578 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,588 Would you sit down for a minute? 579 00:27:14,844 --> 00:27:16,673 And it's lumpy. Perfect. 580 00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:19,806 Mom, if I may, I'd like to give you some advice. 581 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:21,040 You would? 582 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:23,842 You need to develop a defense mechanism for dealing with her. 583 00:27:24,046 --> 00:27:26,476 - What are you talking about? - You need a new mindset. 584 00:27:26,668 --> 00:27:28,265 - Take me, for example. - What about you? 585 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:31,123 I know there are many things in my life you don't approve of. 586 00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:33,002 - Like what? - Like this couch. 587 00:27:33,163 --> 00:27:34,799 This couch is terrible. 588 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:36,987 Okay. Good. You think the couch is terrible. 589 00:27:37,285 --> 00:27:39,557 At one point in my life, you saying a couch... 590 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:43,252 I carefully picked out and had to pay off over eight months is terrible... 591 00:27:43,488 --> 00:27:45,794 might have hurt my feelings, but not anymore. 592 00:27:45,987 --> 00:27:47,497 No? Why not? 593 00:27:47,652 --> 00:27:50,083 Because one day, I decided instead of being hurt and upset... 594 00:27:50,275 --> 00:27:53,342 by your disapproval, I'm gonna be amused, find it funny. 595 00:27:53,689 --> 00:27:56,245 I'm even going to take a little bit of pleasure in it. 596 00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:58,178 You take pleasure in my disapproval? 597 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:00,220 I encourage it sometimes just for a laugh. 598 00:28:00,475 --> 00:28:03,145 - I don't know what to think of that. - Think, "That's brilliant." 599 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,536 Because this idea could set you free. 600 00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:11,786 - What are you thinking about? - That ridiculous Betty Boop head. 601 00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:13,822 So am I. 602 00:28:22,126 --> 00:28:26,272 Francie. So good of you to stop by. I know how busy you are. Gum? 603 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,254 - What's your damage, Gilmore? - Damage? 604 00:28:28,413 --> 00:28:30,208 No damage. I just thought we should chat. 605 00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:32,834 - I don't have any... - I changed my mind. 606 00:28:33,034 --> 00:28:35,942 I don't think we should chat. I should chat. Ready? Okay. 607 00:28:36,157 --> 00:28:38,463 - That little stunt you pulled. Not good. - Stunt? 608 00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:40,651 - Paris canceled that meeting. - Something came up. 609 00:28:40,695 --> 00:28:43,011 - You should have brought it to Paris. - She wasn't around. 610 00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,260 - She was off with a mystery man. - Jealous? 611 00:28:45,442 --> 00:28:47,509 Of Paris' lobotomy victim? I think not. 612 00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:50,200 What is wrong with you? So what if she has a boyfriend? 613 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,542 You don't think as hard as she works in school... 614 00:28:52,727 --> 00:28:56,237 on The Franklin or student council, you don't think she deserves to have one? 615 00:28:56,683 --> 00:28:58,001 No one is denying Gidget... 616 00:28:58,141 --> 00:29:00,174 a chance to snag Moondoggie for the Clambake... 617 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,104 but the rest of us have things to accomplish. 618 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:04,128 You had one goal since the start of the year. 619 00:29:04,302 --> 00:29:06,618 - To achieve the perfect liquid line. - To take Paris down. 620 00:29:06,717 --> 00:29:08,115 To achieve the perfect liquid line. 621 00:29:08,258 --> 00:29:11,846 I tried to smooth the path between both sides, but you know what? That's over. 622 00:29:12,088 --> 00:29:14,314 - It is? - Yes, it is. 623 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,570 I'm finished being your go-between. 624 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,794 You're a jerk, and if you want to play it this way, fine. 625 00:29:19,998 --> 00:29:22,144 All bets are off. I'm no longer your ally. 626 00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:23,965 You want to play rough, fine. 627 00:29:24,121 --> 00:29:25,393 I read The Art of War. 628 00:29:25,536 --> 00:29:28,444 I can be just as big a pain in your butt as you are in Paris'. 629 00:29:28,659 --> 00:29:30,454 You do not want to be my enemy, Mario Thomas. 630 00:29:30,615 --> 00:29:32,250 I think I do, Tina Louise. 631 00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:33,404 - Fine. - It is fine. 632 00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:35,127 - Can I go now? - The door's right there. 633 00:29:35,278 --> 00:29:37,663 - You're gonna be very sorry. - Am I? 634 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:41,498 - Yes. You are. - I'm good with that. 635 00:29:48,643 --> 00:29:49,881 RORY: I'm running out of space. 636 00:29:50,017 --> 00:29:51,992 LORELAI: How many bouquets you got left? RORY: Three. 637 00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:53,892 - Can you put them on your dresser? - It's full. 638 00:29:54,014 --> 00:29:56,197 LORELAI: Can you squish them in? RORY: Already squished. 639 00:29:56,221 --> 00:29:58,652 LORELAI: Can you toss them out the window, like I did? 640 00:29:58,843 --> 00:30:00,161 RORY: Done. LORELAI: Great. 641 00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:03,334 LORELAI: Monkey lamp's in the closet, singing rabbi's in a drawer... 642 00:30:03,548 --> 00:30:06,342 and all Spice Girl memorabilia is under your bed. How do I look? 643 00:30:06,546 --> 00:30:08,658 Like a woman who does not own Spice Girl memorabilia. 644 00:30:08,836 --> 00:30:10,114 - You look pretty, too. - Thanks. 645 00:30:10,251 --> 00:30:12,716 - I want a play-by-play of the carnival. - I promise. 646 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:15,472 - You can leave out all the... - The hand-kissing sounds. Gladly. 647 00:30:15,539 --> 00:30:16,652 [Banging at door] 648 00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:17,936 They're here. 649 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,067 If she doesn't like the house, what happens then? 650 00:30:20,245 --> 00:30:23,357 I think we have to move. Smile pretty. 651 00:30:26,822 --> 00:30:29,650 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Hi, Gran. Was your trip good? 652 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:31,452 The trip was fine. Hello, Rory. 653 00:30:31,611 --> 00:30:33,201 Hi, Gran, Grandma, Grandpa. 654 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,346 Now that we've exhausted the greetings, kindly move aside. 655 00:30:36,565 --> 00:30:38,837 - I'd like to see your house. - Come on in. 656 00:30:39,647 --> 00:30:42,282 - If I pass out. - I'll yell "timber." 657 00:30:47,098 --> 00:30:48,893 So, Gran, what do you think? 658 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,804 It's not much, probably too modest for Korn... 659 00:30:52,012 --> 00:30:54,284 but Weezer would be pretty comfortable. 660 00:31:28,609 --> 00:31:29,722 Let's go. 661 00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,473 - Are we moving? - They don't know. 662 00:31:33,646 --> 00:31:36,633 Lorelai, I swear to God, if you prolong this evening... 663 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,170 - Coming. - Have fun. 664 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:40,695 No one appreciates your sarcasm, young lady. 665 00:31:46,553 --> 00:31:48,780 - It's pretty out tonight, isn't it? - Sure is. 666 00:31:48,968 --> 00:31:51,955 Like a snow globe. Sparkly. 667 00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:55,313 I don't think a night comes any prettier than this. 668 00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:57,617 If you take a pretty night and add a corn dog... 669 00:31:57,795 --> 00:31:59,871 - I'm not going to that carnival with you. - Why not? 670 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,269 I will be in front of Miss Patty's at 9:00 as promised. 671 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,923 - You are stubborn and impossible. - I'll see you at 9:00. 672 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:07,395 - Rory. - Ciara. Hi. 673 00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:10,932 I haven't seen you in forever. 674 00:32:11,118 --> 00:32:12,947 - Longer than forever. - She got away from me. 675 00:32:13,117 --> 00:32:14,343 Buy a stronger leash. 676 00:32:14,824 --> 00:32:17,890 Did you see they got the crazy psychic from Woodbury again? 677 00:32:18,113 --> 00:32:19,754 You're kidding? I thought she got arrested. 678 00:32:19,778 --> 00:32:21,495 She's out now and sitting right over there. 679 00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:23,798 She always tells me I'll be rich and famous. 680 00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:26,255 She tells everybody they're gonna be rich and famous. 681 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,792 - Who are you? - No one. 682 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,729 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 683 00:32:29,895 --> 00:32:31,610 That's Jess. Jess, this is Ciara. 684 00:32:31,769 --> 00:32:34,120 - Are you going to the carnival? - I'm going. Jess isn't. 685 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:36,179 - Why not? - He has things to do. 686 00:32:36,349 --> 00:32:38,621 Then you can go with me and Dean, right? 687 00:32:39,388 --> 00:32:40,865 - I'm going. - What? 688 00:32:41,012 --> 00:32:42,364 To the carnival. 689 00:32:42,511 --> 00:32:44,862 - I thought you had things to do. - I don't. 690 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,640 She just said you have things to do. 691 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,777 Tattoo, just look for the plane, will you? 692 00:32:48,789 --> 00:32:49,105 What? 693 00:32:49,297 --> 00:32:51,569 You don't have to go. We can meet later like you said. 694 00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:54,544 What? No. Come on, how many chances does a guy have... 695 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:56,819 to go to a Stars Hollow High Winter Carnival, right? 696 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,034 - Right. - Okay, then. Let's go. 697 00:32:59,373 --> 00:33:01,599 CLARA: To the carnival. DEAN: To the carnival. 698 00:33:01,788 --> 00:33:03,929 CLARA: I want a pretzel and a snow cone and a cheese steak. 699 00:33:03,953 --> 00:33:07,258 DEAN: Pace yourself. CLARA: Rory never tells me to pace myself. 700 00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:11,505 LORELAI: And this is our dining room. GRAN: Small. 701 00:33:11,697 --> 00:33:13,923 - Or quaint. - Touché. 702 00:33:14,112 --> 00:33:18,099 You're in for a real treat, Trix. Sookie is one of the best chefs around. 703 00:33:18,359 --> 00:33:19,676 Here's our table, Gran. 704 00:33:19,816 --> 00:33:21,293 - Why don't you sit here? - All right. 705 00:33:22,106 --> 00:33:24,457 Lorelai, I must say, on first viewing... 706 00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:27,281 this little inn of yours looks quite impressive. 707 00:33:27,476 --> 00:33:28,589 Thank you. 708 00:33:28,850 --> 00:33:31,360 It's certainly no arboretum, but it's nice just the same. 709 00:33:31,556 --> 00:33:34,669 - It was just a suggestion, Mom. - Yes, it was. 710 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:37,874 - Look. A menu. - That's a nice little touch. 711 00:33:38,094 --> 00:33:40,240 Sookie wanted everything perfect for tonight. 712 00:33:40,425 --> 00:33:43,219 - There you are. - Michel. Great. 713 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:46,216 Gran, I'd like you to meet Michel Gerard, our concierge. 714 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:48,010 This is my grandmother, Lorelai. 715 00:33:48,169 --> 00:33:50,997 - Very pleased to meet you. - Do you have a pen? 716 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:52,844 Why, of course. 717 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,108 Now, please take this to your chef. 718 00:33:55,288 --> 00:33:58,480 These are the times I would like each course to appear at this table. 719 00:33:58,702 --> 00:34:00,213 I like a brisk pace. 720 00:34:00,368 --> 00:34:03,481 Twelve minutes per course is best for my digestion. 721 00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:05,606 However, please tell your servers... 722 00:34:05,781 --> 00:34:09,166 they are not to clear until everyone has finished. 723 00:34:09,402 --> 00:34:12,276 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 724 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,312 It is so rare that I get to carry a note anymore. 725 00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:21,310 CLARA: Is Jess your real name? JESS: Yes. 726 00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:22,995 CLARA: Do you like it? JESS: It's fine. 727 00:34:23,142 --> 00:34:25,414 - Would you rather be named Bill? - No. 728 00:34:25,599 --> 00:34:26,597 - Frank? - No. 729 00:34:26,723 --> 00:34:27,721 - Mike? - No. 730 00:34:27,847 --> 00:34:28,845 - Bob? - No. 731 00:34:28,971 --> 00:34:30,686 - Ed? - Does this belong to you? 732 00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:32,798 - Ciara, you want a snow cone? - Yes. 733 00:34:32,968 --> 00:34:34,399 Will you go get me a snow cone? 734 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:37,935 Absolutely. Stand in the middle of the street and wait. I'll be right back. 735 00:34:38,173 --> 00:34:40,399 - I'll get your snow cone. - And one for Rory, too. 736 00:34:40,587 --> 00:34:42,302 - And one for Rory, too. - Thanks. 737 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,310 - Do you wash your hair? - Yes, I wash my hair. 738 00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:49,006 - Why does it stick up like that? - Because... 739 00:34:49,581 --> 00:34:50,898 It looks crazy. 740 00:34:51,038 --> 00:34:52,071 LANE: Rory! 741 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:54,694 Hey. 742 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,575 How's the fund-raiser going? 743 00:34:56,742 --> 00:34:58,934 - The turnout looks good. - The turnout's great. 744 00:34:59,115 --> 00:35:01,307 People are starved for entertainment around here. 745 00:35:01,489 --> 00:35:03,396 Hurrah for bad cable reception. 746 00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:06,761 Did I just see you with Jess and Dean, or do I need a new prescription? 747 00:35:06,984 --> 00:35:09,176 - Your prescription's fine. - So explain. 748 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,152 Tomorrow at Luke's. I need to get back... 749 00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:14,267 before there's a more exciting ending to the evening. 750 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,069 - Forget nothing. - I promise. 751 00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:19,705 CLARA: You missed. 752 00:35:22,139 --> 00:35:24,013 - You missed. - You want to learn how to fly? 753 00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,406 How's everybody doing? 754 00:35:25,553 --> 00:35:27,427 - Jess can't throw. - I can, too. 755 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:28,820 You missed every time. 756 00:35:28,967 --> 00:35:32,034 I can't concentrate with your voice yammering on and on. 757 00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:34,369 It's like having Stuart Little shoved in my ear. 758 00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:37,533 - Here. They only had cherry. - That's all we need. 759 00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:39,509 You play any other games yet? 760 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:41,462 No. I've been watching him lose. 761 00:35:41,624 --> 00:35:44,055 You don't get a bear, but it's still pretty fun. 762 00:35:44,247 --> 00:35:46,042 How about I beat you at ice bowling? 763 00:35:46,204 --> 00:35:48,396 - You can't beat me. - I think I can. 764 00:35:48,578 --> 00:35:50,168 - Let's go. - We'll be back. 765 00:35:50,326 --> 00:35:51,325 Okay. 766 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,922 - So, how much to play? - $1. 767 00:35:54,115 --> 00:35:55,671 - Okay. - I got it. 768 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:59,463 Just for the record, I'm a girl, and we are supposed to throw like this. 769 00:36:01,734 --> 00:36:04,562 - Got anything you want to tell me? - I like your crazy hair. 770 00:36:04,773 --> 00:36:06,490 You weren't going to the carnival with Dean? 771 00:36:06,605 --> 00:36:09,876 No. Running into them was a total coincidence. 772 00:36:10,103 --> 00:36:11,534 - I swear. - Okay. 773 00:36:12,934 --> 00:36:14,410 Not even close. 774 00:36:14,558 --> 00:36:16,591 When did you and Dean get so buddy-buddy again? 775 00:36:16,764 --> 00:36:19,399 - We're not so buddy-buddy. - You weren't even speaking. 776 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:20,903 Now he's fetching you snow cones? 777 00:36:20,927 --> 00:36:22,924 - He was getting one for Ciara. - You guys talking? 778 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:27,363 No, we're not talking. We talked. Once. 779 00:36:27,631 --> 00:36:29,187 You've caught my interest. 780 00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:31,166 We ran into each other and... 781 00:36:31,336 --> 00:36:33,971 he wanted to get coffee, so I did, and we talked. 782 00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:36,155 - About? - Just boring things. 783 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:39,130 Clara's horseback riding, his college application... 784 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:40,806 nothing earth-shattering. 785 00:36:40,954 --> 00:36:44,703 And he asked if we could be friends, and I said, "Sure." 786 00:36:44,951 --> 00:36:47,779 - Friends? - He knows we're together, okay? 787 00:36:47,991 --> 00:36:50,376 It's a small town. Dean and I will see each other. 788 00:36:50,572 --> 00:36:53,605 - I thought it wouldn't hurt to be polite. - So you're being polite? 789 00:36:53,819 --> 00:36:56,772 Yes. Dean has never done anything bad to me, and I just... 790 00:36:56,984 --> 00:36:58,052 I got it. 791 00:36:58,857 --> 00:37:00,288 - You're mad. - Nope. 792 00:37:00,439 --> 00:37:02,790 - Just figured you could have told me. - I'm sorry. 793 00:37:02,979 --> 00:37:04,933 No biggie. You gonna throw that? 794 00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:06,976 - You're really not mad? - Nope. 795 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,777 - And you understand? - I understand. 796 00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:10,046 And you believe me? 797 00:37:10,182 --> 00:37:12,771 Like you were standing with an ax next to a cherry tree. 798 00:37:12,972 --> 00:37:15,128 - Are you okay with it? - Will you just throw the ball? 799 00:37:16,427 --> 00:37:18,857 - My God! I did it! - Very impressive. 800 00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:21,276 - Here you go. Congratulations. - Thanks. 801 00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:23,494 Hello, sad, pathetic bear. 802 00:37:23,672 --> 00:37:25,588 I could have bought you that thing for a quarter. 803 00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:27,747 It's better that I won it. Maybe Ciara would like it. 804 00:37:27,793 --> 00:37:29,020 Yes. Shoved in her mouth. 805 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,526 - She's cute. - [Sarcastically] Just darling. 806 00:37:31,915 --> 00:37:32,948 [Rory snickering] 807 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,146 And, so far, knock wood, things seem to be picking up. 808 00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:40,527 It's about time you went into business. 809 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,414 Emily, you should have encouraged him to do this years ago. 810 00:37:43,615 --> 00:37:45,807 - Yes, I should have. - He's a go-getter... 811 00:37:45,987 --> 00:37:48,543 - not completely dissimilar to yourself. - Thank you, Gran. 812 00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:52,007 Hello. Just wanted to check and see how your dinner was coming along. 813 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:54,380 It's amazing. Gran, this is our chef, Sookie. 814 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:57,677 - The food is excellent. - Thank you very much. 815 00:37:57,895 --> 00:37:59,122 Young lady! 816 00:37:59,269 --> 00:38:01,983 Your uniform has a large cut down the middle of your back. 817 00:38:02,184 --> 00:38:03,182 It does? 818 00:38:03,308 --> 00:38:07,658 - Yeah, I did get myself. - How on earth did you do that? 819 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:11,076 I... And the chop flew, so I lunged. 820 00:38:11,302 --> 00:38:15,686 And the floor slipped, and then... And I just... Flip, you know? 821 00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:20,395 - I guess you just kind of had to be there. - Yes, apparently so. 822 00:38:20,628 --> 00:38:22,774 Okay, nice to meet you. 823 00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:25,707 I have to get back. We have a tight schedule to follow. 824 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,234 Yes, we do. 825 00:38:28,122 --> 00:38:31,552 So, Trix, let's talk about the Hartford house. 826 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,376 - Do you have a new tenant lined up yet? - I do. 827 00:38:34,576 --> 00:38:35,847 - Who? - Me. 828 00:38:35,991 --> 00:38:36,307 What? 829 00:38:36,319 --> 00:38:38,376 I wasn't going to bring this up tonight... 830 00:38:38,573 --> 00:38:39,924 but since you asked... 831 00:38:40,072 --> 00:38:41,901 my health hasn't been very good lately. 832 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,865 - What's the matter? - What's the matter is I'm not 20. 833 00:38:45,068 --> 00:38:47,624 Anyhow, the weather in London is quite damp... 834 00:38:47,815 --> 00:38:49,167 and I have a yearning... 835 00:38:49,315 --> 00:38:52,223 to be a little closer to my immediate family... 836 00:38:52,437 --> 00:38:55,265 so now that Korn has moved out of my house... 837 00:38:55,477 --> 00:38:57,703 I thought perhaps I would move back in. 838 00:38:58,141 --> 00:38:59,254 When, Gran? 839 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:02,377 Soon as I close up the London house and get my affairs in order. 840 00:39:02,596 --> 00:39:05,390 I think that's a wonderful idea. I'm thrilled. 841 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:08,104 In fact I'm so thrilled, I'm not going to be angry with you... 842 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,208 for not telling me you were in ill health. 843 00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:13,255 - I will be fine, Richard. - You will be fine. 844 00:39:13,463 --> 00:39:16,338 Because as soon as you're back here, I'll send you to the finest doctors. 845 00:39:16,502 --> 00:39:17,535 Whatever you say. 846 00:39:17,668 --> 00:39:20,337 Emily and I are going to look after you completely day and night. 847 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,687 RICHARD You can count on us. GRAN: I knew I could. 848 00:39:22,872 --> 00:39:24,383 GRAN: It's time for the next course. 849 00:39:24,538 --> 00:39:26,525 Waiter, our next course, please. 850 00:39:26,994 --> 00:39:28,062 I'm not done. 851 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,549 What do you mean? You had 12 minutes. 852 00:39:30,742 --> 00:39:32,888 - I'm not done. - Fine. 853 00:39:33,989 --> 00:39:35,307 We will wait. 854 00:39:48,312 --> 00:39:50,379 [Whispering] That'll do, pig. That'll do. 855 00:39:58,345 --> 00:39:59,855 Need some help with the big words? 856 00:40:00,011 --> 00:40:02,442 Sure. Why don't you come over here... 857 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:05,064 and I'll show you which one is giving me a hard time? 858 00:40:05,257 --> 00:40:07,892 - You're getting a little pathetic, man. - Thanks for the heads-up. 859 00:40:08,088 --> 00:40:09,723 - "Let's be friends"? - No, thanks. 860 00:40:09,879 --> 00:40:13,070 You don't think I know what you're doing? You're too transparent. 861 00:40:13,293 --> 00:40:15,677 - Get out of here, Jess. - Rory's taking pity on you. 862 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:18,305 That's why the sudden interest in being your friend. 863 00:40:18,496 --> 00:40:20,768 - Whatever you say. - The saddest part of this is... 864 00:40:20,953 --> 00:40:22,702 Man, you like hearing yourself talk. 865 00:40:22,869 --> 00:40:25,697 You think that by being her friend you're gonna get her back. 866 00:40:25,907 --> 00:40:27,744 - I don't know what you're talking about. - No? 867 00:40:27,781 --> 00:40:31,291 Rory and I are just friends, like you and her were just friends. 868 00:40:31,653 --> 00:40:34,845 And look how it turned out for you. 869 00:40:35,317 --> 00:40:37,145 Okay, I'm ready for popcorn. 870 00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:40,996 - You got it. - Bye, Jess. 871 00:40:41,937 --> 00:40:45,924 - Do you think Rory wants some popcorn? - I don't know. Let's go ask her. 872 00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:54,595 - This is very impressive. - Not as impressive as my mother... 873 00:40:54,802 --> 00:40:55,840 making four green beans... 874 00:40:55,968 --> 00:40:57,943 - last an hour-and-a-half. - I wish I had seen that. 875 00:40:57,967 --> 00:41:00,841 She finally got to the last bean, she cut it in six pieces. 876 00:41:01,047 --> 00:41:03,761 I thought Gran was gonna lunge across the table at her. 877 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,676 - The student surpasses the master. - I was a little proud. 878 00:41:06,876 --> 00:41:08,863 Although I'm bummed I missed the carnival. 879 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:10,995 There's a snow cone in the freezer for you. 880 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,879 How'd it finally end with Cheech and Chong? 881 00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:15,874 Jess knows I'm friends with Dean. 882 00:41:16,036 --> 00:41:19,023 Dean knows I'm dating Jess. They both seem fine with it. 883 00:41:20,117 --> 00:41:21,185 What? 884 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,057 I just like that... 885 00:41:23,197 --> 00:41:25,309 once in a while, you still seem like a little kid. 886 00:41:25,487 --> 00:41:27,282 They do. I swear. 887 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,181 LORELAI: Let's just watch the snow.