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And then she brushed me off with a
wave of her regal hand, not even a word.
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Just a... Like I'm
her cabana boy.
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Next, instead of just
walking out of the room...
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she'll make me bow and back out.
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Imperious attitude.
She never gives it a rest.
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I schlepped her to the doctor the
other day, by command, not request...
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and the elevator operator there
greeted us, nice and friendly.
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Her doctor's on the second
floor. By the time we got there...
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that operator was in tears.
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What?
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Mom, you just did 20
straight minutes on Gran.
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- It wasn't 20 minutes.
- It was getting there.
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How about a moratorium
on the Gran stories for a bit?
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Fine. I'd rather not spoil
the meal with talk of her.
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- Good.
- I should just wash my hands.
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Okay.
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We'll wait.
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- I mean, of her.
- Good. Wash those hands.
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- She sucks her olive pits.
- Short moratorium.
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Trying to extract every last ounce of
flavor out of them like she does people.
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- She sucks flavor out of people?
- Can we change the subject?
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Life, not flavor.
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- You know what Gran needs?
- What?
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- A fella.
- With or without an umbrella.
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He'd have to look
like an olive pit.
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- Like a Dean Martin roast.
- Those aren't funny to me.
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- They're mean.
- Except for Don Rickles.
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Except for Rickles.
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I think she did have a man for a time
squiring her around to her biddy affairs.
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- It horrified Richard, too.
- Didn't want a new daddy?
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Then he seemed
suddenly out of the picture.
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- Great-grandma never talked of him?
- Never.
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Even though I could tell the
day she stopped seeing him.
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- Those kinds of things are always obvious.
- Yeah, I guess.
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When a couple is in a
relationship and then suddenly isn't.
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- Right.
- Right.
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- Is she still looking?
- Yup.
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Right. You know, Grandma...
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Did I mention that I'm
not with Dean anymore?
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- No, you didn't.
- Well, I'm not.
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I've known for weeks, actually,
but it's good that you confirmed it.
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- How did you know?
- You abruptly stopped mentioning him...
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eleven dinners ago,
so I figured it out.
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You kept count?
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- Eleven.
- Eleven.
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- I'm sorry I didn't tell you, Grandma.
- I think you should have.
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What if I'd invited Dean to an
event, you were no longer with him...
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and that's how I found out? It
would've been embarrassing.
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What event would
you have invited him to?
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I don't know. A wedding.
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- For who?
- A mutual friend or something.
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You both have mutual friends
in common that Rory and I don't?
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The Talbots, or that senior
partner at Deloitte & Touche?
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You know what I meant.
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It's always best to tell each
other major life events...
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to avoid awkwardness.
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Grandma, I probably also failed to
mention that I'm seeing someone else.
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- Who?
- Jess.
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- Jess?
- Luke's nephew. Luke from the diner?
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I see.
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- Am I going to get to meet him soon?
- I don't know.
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That might be hard to arrange.
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How hard is it? Just bring
him over for dinner sometime.
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- How about next Friday?
- I don't know.
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- That might be hard to arrange.
- It's perfect timing.
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Richard will be out of town...
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and it would be nice to round
off the group with a fourth.
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Doesn't he work Fridays?
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Friday is his usual
night. It's a bad night.
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Okay.
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I suppose I'll eventually meet
him someday, at some function.
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- Perhaps a wedding.
- Or Rory's graduation.
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That's good.
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That way we'll all get to meet
him at once. Myself, Richard, Gran.
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Maybe I'll bring a couple
of girls from the D.A.R.
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Reverend Mahoney
might like to come also.
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Now that I think about it...
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- I think Jess does have next Friday off.
- Really?
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- Let's make it a foursome.
- That'll be nice.
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- It will be nice, right, Grandma?
- Very nice. We'll have Iamb.
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So, it'll be nice for everybody?
Everybody will be nice to everybody?
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- Keyword being "nice"?
- Yes. Very nice.
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Really nice?
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- Of course. That's what I just said.
- Good.
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- Nice will be nice.
- And a nice night it'll be.
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Not so nice for the Iamb.
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Saturday morning I've got a
hair appointment, nails and Jim.
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You don't go to the gym.
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No, Jim is coming here
to fix the garbage disposal.
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- Jim Dunning, got it.
- I also got "resha plaba sham."
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- What?
- I can't read it.
92
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Shouldn't you change
your system, go electronic?
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- You're a busy woman.
- Hey, my system works.
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Tell it to the guy who calls...
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because you missed your
"resha plaba sham" appointment.
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I hate that we have to
coordinate schedules.
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If we don't we may
never see each other.
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- We didn't have to do it before.
- We're busier.
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- Let's run away and leave all this behind.
- You mean our house?
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We'll take the house,
leave everything else.
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- Put it on your list.
- What's your day like tomorrow?
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Hanging out with
Jess, studying at night.
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Alex and I are having
dinner tomorrow night.
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That'll make it nice
and quiet when I study.
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I'm that loud?
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Yes, when dancing about
singing Rory's studying songs.
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What's this I have
down for Sunday?
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- "Lathe bang trafficking."
- "Lane's band practicing."
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Underneath it? "Net fracks."
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- "Get snacks."
- For the band.
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See, it works.
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You're actually bringing
Jess to dinner on Friday?
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It's as good a time as any. Only
one grandparent to contend with.
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That was some stealthy little
maneuver she pulled there.
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Applying the guilt over not
knowing about the break-up...
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making you all weak and then using that
to get Jess to come to dinner on Friday.
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She's like Lyndon Johnson
with the Senate. Effortless.
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- So, Sunday's for us, right?
- Yeah.
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I have you down right here.
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- "Cokie."
- Good.
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It's early. Wanna watch more
of the supplementary stuff...
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on The Lord of the Rings DVD?
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It's just the drawings
and that fat guy talking.
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- Let's watch Footloose again.
- Yeah.
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- You dropped some of your notes.
- Who cares, can't read them anyway.
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- Do you love it?
- It's great.
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The Holy Barbarians.
I mean, what a title.
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It's by a Venice Beach beatnik
about Venice Beach beatniks.
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The one who wrote it
is the father of the guy...
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that does those Actors
Studio interviews on TV.
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- The guy with the beard?
- Yeah, the pointy beard.
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That's his dad,
writing at his desk.
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It's weird that a weird beatnikky
guy has a conservative son.
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Maybe he's not conservative.
Maybe at night he, like...
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- takes off his clothes and parties.
- Man, get that image out of my head.
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- It's a cool book, you've got to admit.
- It is. Thanks.
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- I'm not lending it, I'm not done.
- Why'd you show it to me?
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- I like showing you what I read.
- You knew I'd want to read it.
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- Book tease.
- You'll get it when I'm done.
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Cruel woman.
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- You going to work now?
- Back to the salt mines.
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You're not tied to the
hours you have, right?
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- You can trade if you want?
- There's some flexibility.
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- Got any flexibility next Friday night?
- Yeah, why?
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- I thought you could have dinner with us.
- Us?
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- To my grandma's.
- To meet your grandmother.
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Yeah, she'll be there.
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It might be rude not to
introduce the two of you.
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- I got to work.
- You just said you could get out.
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- Didn't know what for.
- Jess.
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- No.
- But I already kind of agreed.
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- Oh, man.
- So I'm kind of jammed here.
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- Does she know how I look?
- No.
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Find somebody who vaguely
resembles me, take him.
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- Don't kiss him good night.
- That won't work.
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Andy Warhol did it all the time.
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We're just $5 away from a deal.
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- That's worth $5 at least.
- You Gilmores think a lot of yourselves.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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Manipulator.
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Rory, get in here.
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- What?
- Get in here now, no questions.
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Okay.
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Now, for those who have just
arrived, I'm trying out some material...
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for my one-woman show,
and I need some feedback.
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You are my randomly
picked audience.
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Randomly shanghaied.
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It's part stories, part songs.
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Like what Elaine Stritch did on
Broadway, but without the bitterness.
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My working title:
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Buckle up, I'm Patty.
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- How long have you been here?
- An hour?
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Poor thing.
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It's mostly her and
Kirk arguing about stuff.
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Apparently he's the director.
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Patty, let's try one of
your reminiscences.
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That's what I'm
looking for, Kirk.
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Sorry I didn't save you. I didn't
see you until it was too late.
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-I don't think anybody could've
saved -Okay, here we go.
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Did you know that I once
met the great Bette Davis?
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I was a chorus girl in a
bus-and-truck tour of Guys and Dolls.
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Beantown. I love that town.
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There I was, me and the girls backstage
after the show, and in she comes.
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And who does she walk
right up to but little old me.
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And she sized me up, exhaled some smoke
from that wrinkled mouth of hers and said:
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[Mimicking Bette Davis] "Doll,
you don't got the high notes...
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but you've sure got the gams."
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I'll always treasure
that moment with Bette.
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And I want to dedicate
this song to her.
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Ethel, key of D.
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- We're going to have to rewrite that.
- What?
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- It got no response. It needs a rewrite.
- Kirk, it's my reminiscence.
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I can't rewrite it.
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How about if she says,
"Doll, you've got the gams...
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"but I've got a body
in the trunk of my car"?
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Why would she say that?
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'Cause she's a
murderer. I think it works.
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I'm not rewriting
my memories, Kirk.
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00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:04,202
It died. Build a coffin for it,
put some pennies on its eyes...
200
00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:07,328
- 'cause that stiff ain't breathing.
- We'll discuss this later.
201
00:10:07,543 --> 00:10:10,449
- Go back to your light booth.
- Fine, start the song.
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00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:17,013
[Singing]
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00:10:27,603 --> 00:10:29,908
- Kirk, would you fix this?
- Fix what?
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00:10:30,099 --> 00:10:31,416
This flashing!
205
00:10:31,556 --> 00:10:34,269
- That's my choice for this song.
- It's disco.
206
00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,388
I'm trying to subvert
expectations.
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00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:39,014
Well, don't. Just
give me a simple spot.
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00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:41,328
- Something more obvious, got it.
- No...
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00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,330
- This is a hit.
- It'll run for years.
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00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:46,134
- Something on the nose, expected.
- Kirk!
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00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,214
It was nice of you
to step in like that.
212
00:10:48,369 --> 00:10:50,833
She could have hurt herself
trying to throw the podium...
213
00:10:51,032 --> 00:10:53,779
- at him like that.
- "Work in progress" is the key phrase.
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00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,259
I like that she tries.
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00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:57,991
She taught me everything
I've forgotten about dancing...
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baton twirling and gymnastics.
217
00:11:00,439 --> 00:11:02,471
- I'm this way.
- I'm this way.
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00:11:02,644 --> 00:11:03,711
- See you later.
- See you.
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00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:06,439
You know, I kind of liked
the body-in-the-trunk thing.
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00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:08,149
Me, too. Peppier.
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00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:09,496
- Night.
- Night.
222
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,638
[Man talking on TV]
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[Thudding]
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00:11:26,948 --> 00:11:28,618
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
225
00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:31,572
I can just shut the door
so you can carry on.
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00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,727
- We've carried on enough.
- I think we carried on pretty good here.
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- I'll call you about the weekend.
- Okay, bye.
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00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:39,063
- Bye, Rory.
- Good night.
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00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,040
- We need a signal.
- A kissing signal?
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Something to avoid this?
231
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:46,554
How about I shoot off a flare
when I'm outside necking?
232
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:47,826
You know what I mean.
233
00:11:47,964 --> 00:11:51,154
Or I could bang on the door and
yell, "Hey, we're necking out here!"
234
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,932
- We need a signal.
- We'll think of something.
235
00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:57,484
Alex and I were talking about
going to New York next weekend.
236
00:11:57,703 --> 00:11:58,771
- Fun.
- Yeah.
237
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,261
He's got four tickets to a show.
238
00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:02,758
He's heard me talk about
Sookie and Jackson so much...
239
00:12:02,946 --> 00:12:05,614
- that he wants to invite them.
- It isn't Buckle Up, I'm Patty?
240
00:12:05,818 --> 00:12:06,851
Nothing.
241
00:12:06,983 --> 00:12:09,095
- We'd have to leave Friday day.
- So?
242
00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:13,893
Meaning it's just you and Jess
alone at dinner with the glorious Emily.
243
00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:15,898
- That's totally fine.
- You sure?
244
00:12:16,057 --> 00:12:18,565
- It might make things easier.
- What does that mean?
245
00:12:18,762 --> 00:12:22,190
Nothing. It might make
it less pressure-packed.
246
00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:25,379
I'm loud when you study and
make social gatherings worse?
247
00:12:25,587 --> 00:12:29,015
Out of the goodness of your heart,
you'd be trying to shield me all night.
248
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,554
And that might make
things worse. Out of love.
249
00:12:31,746 --> 00:12:33,574
And I love you. I
hope you know that.
250
00:12:33,744 --> 00:12:34,776
[Phone ringing]
251
00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:36,508
Okay, I think I get it. I
have the best intentions.
252
00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:37,599
Bingo.
253
00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:41,893
- Hi.
- Hey, how was work?
254
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,023
I toted the barge,
lifted the bale.
255
00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:46,460
You're a great barge-toter,
I can attest to that.
256
00:12:46,644 --> 00:12:47,791
How was your day?
257
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,886
- Fine, a lot of studying.
- Yeah, is that all you did?
258
00:12:51,098 --> 00:12:52,653
- Yeah, basically.
- Basically.
259
00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:53,837
Jess, what?
260
00:12:53,969 --> 00:12:55,876
Heard you were hanging
out with Dean today.
261
00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:58,684
- Where'd you hear that?
- It's all over town.
262
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:02,150
I was with him for a while. What
do you mean, "It's all over town"?
263
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:05,566
- You haven't seen the fliers?
- I've been home all night. What fliers?
264
00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:09,774
It says, "People are already raving
about Miss Patty's one-woman show."
265
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:11,986
- And?
- Just some blurbs.
266
00:13:12,156 --> 00:13:14,745
One says, "Rory and Dean
couldn't stop talking about it."
267
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:16,897
- We're on a flyer?
- You and a bunch of others.
268
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:19,492
The mailman says, "Even
without proper postage...
269
00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:21,994
- "this show delivers."
- She's making that up.
270
00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:23,218
Ralph's not that witty.
271
00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:26,859
- Were you hanging out there with Dean?
- I was not hanging out with him.
272
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,526
We were hauled in to
watch her try out material.
273
00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,943
We were sitting in the
same area, so we talked...
274
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:33,563
and left at the same time.
275
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,984
- That was it, it was all by accident.
- Yeah?
276
00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:37,520
This is an old subject.
277
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,257
You know that Dean
and I are friendly.
278
00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:41,606
I know. It doesn't mean I
don't want to punch him.
279
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,377
This was not a plan.
280
00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:46,408
I was kidnapped by Miss
Patty, so was he. That's it.
281
00:13:46,615 --> 00:13:49,646
- Then you two should press charges.
- I think we should.
282
00:13:49,903 --> 00:13:51,458
- Just...
- What?
283
00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:54,175
Just tell me
these things first...
284
00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:56,422
so I don't have to read
them on telephone poles.
285
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,636
I will, I promise.
286
00:13:57,768 --> 00:13:59,324
- Okay.
- Okay.
287
00:13:59,599 --> 00:14:02,631
- How's the show?
- It's gonna need a lot of postage.
288
00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:06,069
Why does it say, "Not in any way
affiliated with Kirk" at the bottom?
289
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,808
- They had a show biz spat.
- Fill me in.
290
00:14:11,377 --> 00:14:14,523
Help yourselves to drinks in the
fridge. We've got chips, pretzels.
291
00:14:14,748 --> 00:14:17,178
I remembered your allergies
and got you the Melba toast.
292
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,595
- Thanks.
- We got a lot done today.
293
00:14:19,784 --> 00:14:22,974
- We've almost got a full set.
- What's missing is a love song.
294
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,546
All our songs are about
property destruction...
295
00:14:25,735 --> 00:14:27,680
and a general dislike
of right-wing causes.
296
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,562
Not one love song?
297
00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:30,363
We can add some.
298
00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:33,275
You'd think love songs are all
you and Lane would want to play.
299
00:14:33,476 --> 00:14:34,509
[Crackling]
300
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,709
Man!
301
00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:38,879
This crunch just now sounded
like the drum fill in Baba O'Riley.
302
00:14:39,094 --> 00:14:42,363
- Cool, way to go, Zack.
- Zack, musical mouth, that's awesome.
303
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,497
But why would Dave and Lane
want to play just love songs?
304
00:14:45,711 --> 00:14:48,776
Because, I was just
thinking, with Dave's name...
305
00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:51,553
Dave, you've got the
last two letters in "love."
306
00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:54,254
"V-E." With Lane's
name, you have the "L."
307
00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:57,039
You just dump the "A" and
add an "O" and there you go.
308
00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:58,828
- Makes sense.
- Totally.
309
00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:01,495
We should break stuff down.
I got to get home for dinner.
310
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,599
One day, you won't
go home for dinner.
311
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,725
- I'll be dead?
- No, we'll be on tour.
312
00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:08,768
- Right.
- That was a negative "right."
313
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,930
- Guys, I'm so sorry, it just slipped out.
- That's okay.
314
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,880
Luckily Zack and Brian
are, well, Zack and Brian.
315
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:21,835
- How long are you gonna keep it a secret?
- For a while.
316
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,347
You sure it would be
so bad if they knew?
317
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,368
Keeping this secret
seems complicated.
318
00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:29,206
- We've got a system.
- Speaking of which...
319
00:15:29,492 --> 00:15:32,796
it's 3:18. We'll have the stuff
packed by 3:40. What's the situation?
320
00:15:33,029 --> 00:15:35,254
At 3:40, Mom will be on
her way to the yarn store...
321
00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:38,156
for her bimonthly sew-a-thon
with Lacey Schwartz and Bick-Ho.
322
00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:40,026
- The yarn store's on Peach?
- Plum.
323
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:42,174
That cuts us off
from our usual route.
324
00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:45,145
There's a back road. It's going
to be muddy from the rains.
325
00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:48,141
The guys'll take the usual
route. I'll go by foot up Peach...
326
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:50,490
down the alley behind
AI's, they can pick me up...
327
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:53,707
- half a mile down by the Shell station.
- Perfect.
328
00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:58,969
- That's not complicated.
- Sorry I doubted you.
329
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:00,675
Well, okay then.
330
00:16:04,617 --> 00:16:05,685
Hey.
331
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,943
- Hey, coffee?
- Please, and hurry.
332
00:16:08,113 --> 00:16:11,145
I'm going to Manhattan this weekend
and I need to buy warm clothes.
333
00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:13,426
- You already have warm clothes.
- I have nothing.
334
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,592
- It gets as cold here as in New York.
- It's not the same.
335
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:19,445
- It's exactly the same.
- I have nothing stylish enough.
336
00:16:19,641 --> 00:16:21,866
- You got the black cashmere coat.
- It needs cleaning.
337
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,087
- Clean it.
- But I need some sweaters, too.
338
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,928
You've got the purple,
powder-blue, three shades of red...
339
00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:29,277
a ton of black, which
will go with the coat.
340
00:16:29,462 --> 00:16:32,891
Plus you've got a dozen scarves to
mix and match with any of those tops.
341
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,429
- Let me shop for some clothes.
- Okay.
342
00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:37,291
What are you doing in New York?
343
00:16:37,453 --> 00:16:40,802
A bunch of us are going.
It'll be dinner and a show.
344
00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:43,223
- What show?
- Levittown, a new musical?
345
00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:45,867
It's in previews. Doesn't
open for a couple of weeks.
346
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,136
So informed.
347
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,829
Nicole likes the theater. Her
firm has an office on Madison.
348
00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:52,405
I've met her there a few
times. Saw Hairspray last week.
349
00:16:52,602 --> 00:16:54,236
I can't picture you
watching Hairspray.
350
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:57,536
- I liked The Producers better.
- Aren't we just a Broadway baby?
351
00:16:57,762 --> 00:16:59,352
- Got any time to kill there?
- Some.
352
00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:02,655
Got a great book. It has walking
tours of old historic Manhattan.
353
00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:04,992
Before Disney got hold
of it. The SoHo one's good.
354
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,317
I love stuff like that.
355
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,105
It's on my dresser,
if you want to grab it.
356
00:17:09,117 --> 00:17:10,002
Cool, thanks.
357
00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,097
[Exclaiming]
358
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,192
- Surprise.
- What are you doing here?
359
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:20,235
- I came up for a book.
- A book?
360
00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:23,149
- Many books here. Anything in particular?
- It's one of Luke's.
361
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:26,546
If it hasn't got Encyclopedia Brown
in the title, that narrows it down.
362
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:29,482
- Walking Tours of New York.
- On the table.
363
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:33,474
Good, here it is. Okay.
Thanks. Sorry about this.
364
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,991
It's okay.
365
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:37,201
We should come up with
a system or something.
366
00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:38,891
- Probably.
- Déjà vu?
367
00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:41,843
Why I'd be walking into
Luke's place in the future...
368
00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:44,153
I don't know. Put the
system on the back burner.
369
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,523
- Good.
- Okay.
370
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:47,536
Carry on. See you.
371
00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:56,044
- Find it okay?
- I found everything...
372
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,418
including a couple, coupling.
373
00:17:57,566 --> 00:17:59,677
- Rory and Jess?
- Ben and J. Lo. Yes, Rory and Jess.
374
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:01,842
- I should have told you.
- You knew?
375
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:06,082
- They're up there all the time.
- On the couch, horizontal, on the couch.
376
00:18:06,347 --> 00:18:09,617
- They come up for air every so often.
- And you just allow this?
377
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:13,067
I go up there every 10 minutes
pretending to get something...
378
00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:15,329
to keep them from doing
something we don't want.
379
00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:18,648
"Whoops, I forgot my
pocket knife. I'm out of ones.
380
00:18:19,289 --> 00:18:22,956
"You see a case of mustard
up here?" I put the stuff in a box.
381
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:27,073
I take the box upstairs every
couple of days and start all over again.
382
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:28,708
And you think that suffices?
383
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,909
It's better that they're
safe and upstairs...
384
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:34,772
than some place else. You going up
there just now saved me a trip. Thanks.
385
00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:37,655
- Glad to be of service.
- And a good system, it works.
386
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,280
- Every 10 minutes?
- Like clockwork. Never a minute more.
387
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,584
Even while serving a
customer it's 10 minutes?
388
00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:45,907
- If I'm in mid-pour, I stop and go up.
- Ten minutes.
389
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,997
That's pretty much the
time it took to create Rory.
390
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,925
And that included getting
dressed and freshening my lipstick.
391
00:18:53,124 --> 00:18:55,111
- What?
- Thanks for the book.
392
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:58,107
- Caesar, cover for me.
- Okay.
393
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,235
- Rory?
- I'm coming.
394
00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:05,580
Tout de suite, and I
don't mean the candy.
395
00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:08,414
Okay. What's the packing crisis?
396
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,857
That's the thing, I
have no packing crisis.
397
00:19:12,101 --> 00:19:15,247
For the first time in my life,
there is no packing crisis. See?
398
00:19:15,473 --> 00:19:18,061
This has never happened
before. I'm all packed to go...
399
00:19:18,261 --> 00:19:20,691
and confident I have
everything I'll need or desire.
400
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:23,267
So you're creating a
crisis out of nostalgia?
401
00:19:23,464 --> 00:19:26,211
Alex and I talked about
everything we planned to do...
402
00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:28,529
and how we expected to dress...
403
00:19:28,707 --> 00:19:32,294
and we coordinated to the point
where I knew each piece I had to bring...
404
00:19:32,536 --> 00:19:33,933
down to the Spice
Girls necklace...
405
00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:36,982
I plan to wear Saturday, because
we agreed to keep it whimsical.
406
00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:38,627
So, not your Jonas
Salk necklace.
407
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,685
I'm trying to become as
good a planner as you.
408
00:19:40,859 --> 00:19:44,481
- What's the problem?
- I have no idea what to wear on the drive.
409
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:47,920
I wanna look good, but not too
good that it steps on my night outfit.
410
00:19:48,142 --> 00:19:50,651
- I want to be comfortable.
- He's wearing a jogging suit?
411
00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:53,674
Then after, he and Paulie
are hitting the Bada Bing.
412
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:55,995
Your point being,
it's not a running suit.
413
00:19:56,007 --> 00:19:56,393
Right.
414
00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:59,496
- And tonight's a dress?
- And my cashmere coat and hat.
415
00:19:59,712 --> 00:20:02,346
Your stretchy jeans and
your Bunny Ranch T-shirt.
416
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:05,176
Comfort and raunch,
I love it. Good.
417
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,458
So, how are you guys
working the logistics tonight?
418
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:13,084
I am going to study at school,
then going to Grandma's from there.
419
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,876
Jess is driving from work...
420
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,297
- and then he's driving me home.
- Here?
421
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,672
- Yeah, he's gonna drop me off here.
- I guess that makes sense.
422
00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:21,927
I thought so.
423
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:24,648
Although, I don't know.
424
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:25,580
What?
425
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,649
Are you sure that's
the best way to do it?
426
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:28,877
Why?
427
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,315
It just means you're coming
home to an empty house.
428
00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:34,016
- That's your doing, not mine.
- It might be lonely here.
429
00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:36,642
- Did you think about staying at Mom's?
- Overnight?
430
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,263
They've got those fancy
beds that don't sag...
431
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:42,804
and you're guaranteed a great
Norma Desmond-style breakfast.
432
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,863
You don't have school,
works out perfectly.
433
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:47,621
- I'd rather just come home.
- Okay, sure.
434
00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:50,991
But you know, staying
at your grandmother's...
435
00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:53,542
means that Jess wouldn't
have to go out of his way...
436
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:57,239
at the end of the night to drop you
off. It would be more convenient for him.
437
00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:59,906
Our house is two-tenths
of a mile out of his way.
438
00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:02,402
- Sure he'll have enough gas?
- I'll make sure.
439
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,502
If you can't get a hold of
him, it's safer to stay at Mom's.
440
00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:08,906
If you run out of gas, you're
stuck and at the mercy of the orcs.
441
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:11,717
- Mom, why are you so freaked?
- This is not freaked.
442
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:14,063
Is it because you won't
be here and he will?
443
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,994
- It might have crossed my mind.
- What are you worried about?
444
00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:20,427
What you guys were on the
on-ramp for up at Luke's the other day.
445
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:24,357
Your basic boy-girl stuff,
especially this new-boy-you-girl stuff.
446
00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:27,358
The boy is different, but I'm
still me. That hasn't changed.
447
00:21:27,565 --> 00:21:29,677
- I know.
- I have so much on my mind.
448
00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:34,281
So many things going on in my life that I
don't even have time to think about that.
449
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,069
- No thinking, at all?
- None, I swear.
450
00:21:38,053 --> 00:21:40,960
And we talk about everything
together, remember?
451
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,286
Nothing will happen that
you won't know about.
452
00:21:43,463 --> 00:21:44,496
Good.
453
00:21:44,628 --> 00:21:45,820
[Doorbell ringing]
454
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,913
That's Alex. Come on.
455
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,794
[Soft piano music
playing on stereo]
456
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,701
You didn't have to change.
457
00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:56,456
I feel dumb being in my
uniform when I'm not in school.
458
00:21:56,655 --> 00:22:00,039
But you look darling in it. I'm going
to miss it when you go to college.
459
00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:01,627
I am, too, in a way.
460
00:22:01,774 --> 00:22:04,079
I like not having to
think about what to wear.
461
00:22:04,272 --> 00:22:07,894
You'll have plenty of years to
stress yourself out about that.
462
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:11,642
- I'm sorry he's late.
- We're fine, dinner will keep.
463
00:22:11,846 --> 00:22:13,912
I know how you like
things to be punctual.
464
00:22:14,093 --> 00:22:18,759
There was a tie-up on the 84 earlier, he's
probably smack-dab in the middle of that.
465
00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:21,190
Try him on his cell
phone, see what's going on.
466
00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:22,693
He doesn't have one.
467
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,978
- Really?
- He doesn't believe in them.
468
00:22:25,829 --> 00:22:27,180
I find that refreshing.
469
00:22:27,327 --> 00:22:30,994
Technology is encroaching too fast
on every aspect of life, if you ask me.
470
00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:34,702
It's getting to the point where people
will want robots to carry them everywhere.
471
00:22:34,943 --> 00:22:35,976
[Doorbell ringing]
472
00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:37,426
There he is.
473
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,615
- What?
- Sorry I'm late.
474
00:22:43,766 --> 00:22:46,434
That's all right.
Come in, it's cold out.
475
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,014
This is Jess. Jess,
my grandmother.
476
00:22:52,214 --> 00:22:53,690
- Nice to meet you.
- Same here.
477
00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:56,300
- What happened to your eye?
- It's a long story.
478
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,932
- This is new?
- Brand-new.
479
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,035
- It looks bad, does it hurt?
- I'm fine.
480
00:23:00,205 --> 00:23:02,793
- Is that why you were late?
- No, 84 was jammed.
481
00:23:02,993 --> 00:23:05,298
We knew that. There was
something with a big rig.
482
00:23:05,490 --> 00:23:07,363
Those things scare
the life out of me.
483
00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:11,401
Apparently all the men who drive them
are hopped up on bennies and goofballs.
484
00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:14,715
Come, have a seat at the
table. I'll go check on dinner.
485
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,752
- Shouldn't we go with her?
- Were you in a fight?
486
00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:19,285
Dinner's waiting.
487
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,384
It's a long story. I don't
wanna talk about it.
488
00:23:21,554 --> 00:23:24,427
- Why?
- I'm already in a crappy mood.
489
00:23:24,717 --> 00:23:28,225
Traffic sucked, traffic I hit going
to a function I didn't want to go to...
490
00:23:28,463 --> 00:23:31,971
and I'm thirsty and I
am hungry, so let's eat.
491
00:23:37,785 --> 00:23:40,340
- So, do we eat standing up?
- Over there.
492
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:43,358
The roast looks perfect.
493
00:23:43,528 --> 00:23:46,434
- Do you eat meat? I forgot to ask.
- I'm a carnivore.
494
00:23:46,649 --> 00:23:49,839
Good. I don't see how
anybody can resist eating meat.
495
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,616
- That's why we have teeth.
- That's how I feel.
496
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:55,635
Dinner parties used to be simple.
Now every time we give one...
497
00:23:55,847 --> 00:23:59,752
I have to run my menu down with
every person on the list. It's tiring.
498
00:24:00,009 --> 00:24:02,120
- This one eats just about anything.
- Grandma.
499
00:24:02,298 --> 00:24:06,600
The way you and your mom eat, and those
slim figures of yours, is a medical marvel.
500
00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:09,305
- They should be studied.
- I don't think so.
501
00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:12,290
Rory tells me you're part
of the Wal-Mart corporation.
502
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,526
Out of necessity.
503
00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:16,804
- They sound like wonderful stores.
- I want to be buried there.
504
00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:19,619
We've never been inside
one, but we own the stock.
505
00:24:19,818 --> 00:24:21,453
Thanks for the paycheck.
506
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:24,961
- That's very funny.
- Did you just get it?
507
00:24:25,145 --> 00:24:26,939
The eye. Did it just happen?
508
00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:29,610
We should eat these salads
so the roast doesn't get cold.
509
00:24:29,806 --> 00:24:33,110
I mean, it must be sometime
between 9:00 last night and now.
510
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,951
- His eye.
- It was sometime in there.
511
00:24:36,132 --> 00:24:38,085
- But you can't narrow it down?
- Come on.
512
00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:41,558
Oh, my God, there's no salt and
pepper. We'll need it for the meat.
513
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,222
They're supposed to be
trained before I get them...
514
00:24:44,414 --> 00:24:46,128
but that's never the case.
515
00:24:48,742 --> 00:24:51,932
- What is your problem?
- You're not telling me the truth.
516
00:24:52,154 --> 00:24:54,663
- I don't wanna get into it here.
- It's obvious why.
517
00:24:54,859 --> 00:24:56,766
- Is it?
- You got into a fight with Dean.
518
00:24:56,941 --> 00:24:58,689
- Unbelievable.
- Is that it?
519
00:24:58,854 --> 00:25:01,806
- It always comes back to Dean.
- Because you bring it there.
520
00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:04,243
- You brought him up.
- 'Cause you had a fight.
521
00:25:04,431 --> 00:25:06,622
Why are you pressing this? Why?
522
00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:11,128
I'm trying to make a positive impression
on your grandma, per your request...
523
00:25:11,382 --> 00:25:13,890
and you're forcing
me to do otherwise.
524
00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:17,924
What are raisins doing in a salad? Why
can't people leave well enough alone?
525
00:25:18,165 --> 00:25:20,152
In that speech, I
didn't hear you deny it.
526
00:25:20,329 --> 00:25:23,838
We've got great choices on the prime
rib. How do you like your prime rib?
527
00:25:24,075 --> 00:25:25,948
- Cooked.
- He's not picky.
528
00:25:26,489 --> 00:25:28,600
Good, that'll make it easier.
529
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:32,122
- So, what did I miss?
- Nothing, absolutely nothing.
530
00:25:32,357 --> 00:25:35,661
Would it be all right if I speak
to Jess? We can go to the study.
531
00:25:35,894 --> 00:25:37,881
- We're eating.
- I want to talk.
532
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:41,759
- You're being rude to your grandma.
- I can leave the room if you want.
533
00:25:42,012 --> 00:25:44,078
No, Grandma,
we'll be right back.
534
00:25:49,128 --> 00:25:52,352
I told you nothing happened at
Patty's, but you wouldn't believe it.
535
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,966
You had to get into a fight before
meeting my grandma. It's a disaster.
536
00:25:56,204 --> 00:25:58,110
- I didn't fight with Dean.
- Bull.
537
00:25:58,284 --> 00:26:01,315
- Believe what you want.
- I'll find out, so why keep it from me?
538
00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:04,164
What if Dean had punched
me, and I had to defend myself?
539
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,823
You're not even considering
that that's what happened?
540
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:10,294
- Dean wouldn't do that.
- He might get his big white Stetson dirty.
541
00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:12,949
- You're being a jerk to my grandma.
- I'm doing my best.
542
00:26:13,141 --> 00:26:15,968
If that means I'm a jerk, that's
what I am. I didn't wanna come.
543
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:18,325
- No one made you.
- You made me.
544
00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:21,507
Now I've seen it all.
545
00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:24,658
You embarrassed
me in front of her.
546
00:26:24,836 --> 00:26:26,664
- That's it. I've had it.
- So have I.
547
00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,548
If you're gonna harp
on this, I'm leaving.
548
00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:30,977
I have to explain to my
grandma why my boyfriend...
549
00:26:31,162 --> 00:26:34,113
who showed up a half-hour late
with a black eye, is walking out?
550
00:26:34,324 --> 00:26:38,195
You like making up stories in your
head, so that should be easy for you.
551
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,590
- Is he fetching something from his car?
- I don't think so.
552
00:26:50,929 --> 00:26:52,280
[Car engine revving]
553
00:26:52,636 --> 00:26:55,099
- He left.
- Yeah, he left.
554
00:26:56,922 --> 00:27:00,271
You can take some prime
rib back for him, if you want.
555
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:03,174
What do you say the
girls have some dinner?
556
00:27:12,903 --> 00:27:15,049
So, good show.
557
00:27:15,775 --> 00:27:18,125
Thank you for getting
us those tickets.
558
00:27:18,313 --> 00:27:19,664
Great production value.
559
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:21,923
Amazing, the way they
do lighting on these things.
560
00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:23,327
It's magical.
561
00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:26,119
This is the worst piece
of crap I've ever seen.
562
00:27:26,304 --> 00:27:28,812
- What?
- I saw Moose Murders. This stinks worse.
563
00:27:29,009 --> 00:27:31,439
- I thought it was me.
- I was dying in there.
564
00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:33,459
- Every song was the same.
- Same two notes.
565
00:27:33,629 --> 00:27:34,661
How does that happen?
566
00:27:34,794 --> 00:27:37,939
[Singing] I feel so very
bad, yet I feel so very sad
567
00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:40,912
I'm mad, I'm sad,
I'm mad, I'm sad
568
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,149
- I'm sorry, that's better, rent a theater.
- I say we hit a bar, get some drinks...
569
00:27:45,406 --> 00:27:47,472
continue plotting this
musical you're writing.
570
00:27:47,654 --> 00:27:50,242
- Cool. We'll need pens and paper.
- Just memorize it.
571
00:27:50,442 --> 00:27:52,198
[Singing] I'm mad, I'm
sad, I'm mad, I'm sad
572
00:27:52,232 --> 00:27:53,344
We'll grab a cab.
573
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,115
That fits right in.
574
00:27:56,726 --> 00:27:59,076
- You're nice.
- I try.
575
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,956
Who are you expecting?
576
00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:05,364
Not that I'm expecting a call,
because it could mean something bad...
577
00:28:05,591 --> 00:28:07,896
- so, not getting calls is probably best.
- Probably.
578
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,551
- I'm gonna give her a call.
- On the drive down here...
579
00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:13,896
you asked me to stop you from
calling Rory for the wrong reason.
580
00:28:14,122 --> 00:28:16,029
- I left the iron on.
- She'll turn it off.
581
00:28:16,203 --> 00:28:18,031
- She's got this boy.
- I know.
582
00:28:18,201 --> 00:28:20,472
- I shouldn't call her.
- It's up to you.
583
00:28:20,697 --> 00:28:23,490
We've got a cab, and
the driver likes our song.
584
00:28:23,694 --> 00:28:26,044
- Putting away phone now.
- Good girl.
585
00:28:28,397 --> 00:28:29,986
[Cell phone ringing]
586
00:28:35,804 --> 00:28:37,711
- Hello?
- Good morning.
587
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,644
Why are you calling so early?
588
00:28:40,798 --> 00:28:43,705
I must have screwed up the time
difference. What time is it there?
589
00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:46,190
- The same time it is there.
- Sorry.
590
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,248
- How's it going?
- Lot of walking.
591
00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:51,003
- Had pizza at John's, and wrote a musical.
- Good for you.
592
00:28:51,202 --> 00:28:54,472
We played the same Dean Martin song
25 times. People started complaining.
593
00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:56,652
So we picked New
York Mining Disaster...
594
00:28:56,821 --> 00:28:59,614
- and they begged for Dean Martin back.
- Sounds fun.
595
00:28:59,818 --> 00:29:01,770
So, how did the dinner go?
596
00:29:02,481 --> 00:29:03,990
Not well. Far from well.
597
00:29:04,146 --> 00:29:06,019
- What?
- I'm at Grandma's.
598
00:29:06,185 --> 00:29:08,171
- You stayed the night?
- Yes.
599
00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:10,336
What did she do? Did
she make you stay...
600
00:29:10,513 --> 00:29:13,340
because she didn't want Jess
driving you home? She's untrusting.
601
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,348
- And to ruin the dinner, I'll kill her.
- No.
602
00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:18,016
Grandma was great,
even though Jess was late.
603
00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:20,165
- You're kidding.
- She was a saint.
604
00:29:20,335 --> 00:29:22,129
- Staying over was my idea.
- Why?
605
00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:26,037
Jess and I got into the most
horrible fight of my life and it was...
606
00:29:26,661 --> 00:29:28,932
- I can't even say.
- I don't believe this.
607
00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:31,307
He showed up
with a big black eye.
608
00:29:31,488 --> 00:29:33,997
- A black guy?
- Eye. A black eye.
609
00:29:34,485 --> 00:29:36,154
- He got into a fight.
- With Dean?
610
00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:39,347
He wouldn't say, but yes. He
was all standoffish about it...
611
00:29:39,561 --> 00:29:42,706
and things got worse, and
he walked out. It was horrible.
612
00:29:43,224 --> 00:29:45,336
Honey, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
613
00:29:45,513 --> 00:29:47,261
I'm upset but I'm okay.
614
00:29:47,427 --> 00:29:48,425
[Door opening]
615
00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:51,147
I thought I heard you up.
616
00:29:51,298 --> 00:29:53,489
- How about some breakfast?
- Sure.
617
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:55,581
- [Whispering] Is that Jess?
- It's Mom.
618
00:29:55,751 --> 00:29:58,259
- Hey, put her on.
- She wants to talk to you.
619
00:29:58,456 --> 00:30:00,284
- Bye.
- See you tonight.
620
00:30:05,489 --> 00:30:09,190
Hi, listen. Rory kind of explained
what happened last night...
621
00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:12,554
and how you were really great
about it. I just wanted to thank you.
622
00:30:12,772 --> 00:30:17,200
I don't know all the details, but I'm
sure it all could have been way worse...
623
00:30:17,475 --> 00:30:20,824
and you keeping your
cool like that was really nice.
624
00:30:21,346 --> 00:30:22,458
Thanks.
625
00:30:22,677 --> 00:30:26,025
How can you let your daughter
be with that abominable thug?
626
00:30:26,256 --> 00:30:28,719
First he arrives late.
How disrespectful is that?
627
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,953
Then he's rude to
Rory, rude to me.
628
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,667
That attitude, I wanted to slap
that monosyllabic mouth of his.
629
00:30:34,913 --> 00:30:38,500
God forbid they're in another accident
together or his car breaks down...
630
00:30:38,741 --> 00:30:41,046
and Lord Jim thinks cell
phones are beneath him...
631
00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:44,269
and they're stranded. How
can you let this happen?
632
00:30:44,484 --> 00:30:46,595
He had a black eye.
He belongs in jail.
633
00:30:46,815 --> 00:30:49,006
[Rock music
playing on car stereo]
634
00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:55,041
[Music stops playing]
635
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:58,609
- That's disrespectful.
- We're early. Let's get something to eat.
636
00:30:58,842 --> 00:31:00,591
- What do we want?
- I've only got $3.
637
00:31:00,756 --> 00:31:02,663
You've always only got $3.
638
00:31:02,838 --> 00:31:05,426
You go to an ATM that
gives out only $3 at a time?
639
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,612
- Let's pick.
- I'm sick of burgers.
640
00:31:07,790 --> 00:31:10,015
If it could be a place that
has more than burgers.
641
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:13,110
- What do you want, a $3 sushi place?
- Doesn't have to be sushi.
642
00:31:13,325 --> 00:31:15,357
Shut up and be
cool, don't say a thing.
643
00:31:15,531 --> 00:31:17,483
- What? Why?
- Mrs. Kim, hello.
644
00:31:19,859 --> 00:31:21,766
- You're Lane's mom?
- How do you know Lane?
645
00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:24,494
- She's a great...
- Girl. We all think so.
646
00:31:24,687 --> 00:31:28,115
Who are you? What is all this?
Who are all these unwashed boys?
647
00:31:29,098 --> 00:31:32,765
Zack and Brian here play in a
combo with me when I don't play solo.
648
00:31:33,009 --> 00:31:34,882
- A combo.
- A Christian combo.
649
00:31:35,507 --> 00:31:37,778
Good. Just a guitar
can sound thin.
650
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:39,552
That's why we
play music together.
651
00:31:39,711 --> 00:31:43,014
- The light's turned, we should get...
- I want to warn you about something.
652
00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:45,598
- Yes?
- Lane has a crush on you.
653
00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:47,456
- She does?
- I thought you should know.
654
00:31:47,617 --> 00:31:50,444
She's a good girl, but
flighty. Be careful around her.
655
00:31:50,656 --> 00:31:53,641
You're a serious boy. I
don't want you to be shocked.
656
00:31:54,401 --> 00:31:57,353
- Thank you, I'll be careful, I promise.
- Okay.
657
00:31:57,897 --> 00:32:00,644
Maybe I'll book your combo
sometime. Mix it up a little.
658
00:32:00,851 --> 00:32:03,644
- It would be our pleasure. Right, guys?
- Sure.
659
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,373
Don't speed.
660
00:32:09,008 --> 00:32:11,597
DAVE: Okay, so where
do we want to eat?
661
00:32:24,324 --> 00:32:26,390
Hey, there. See those fliers?
662
00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:29,875
Apparently I clicked my heels
for joy after one of her songs.
663
00:32:30,108 --> 00:32:32,821
- I don't remember that.
- Me, neither. Can I talk to you?
664
00:32:33,022 --> 00:32:34,089
What's wrong?
665
00:32:34,228 --> 00:32:37,929
This friend thing isn't going to work
if we're not honest with each other.
666
00:32:38,182 --> 00:32:40,975
- I agree.
- Anything you want to tell me?
667
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:44,051
- Corn's two for a dollar?
- Jess has a black eye.
668
00:32:44,716 --> 00:32:47,906
- Any idea where he got it?
- That would be an extremely long list.
669
00:32:48,129 --> 00:32:49,446
- It wasn't you?
- Wasn't me.
670
00:32:49,585 --> 00:32:51,538
- Swear?
- I swear. Did he say it was me?
671
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:54,693
He's not saying anything.
He's less talkative than some.
672
00:32:54,913 --> 00:32:56,741
Sorry, I have no idea.
673
00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:00,880
- I really don't like talking about him.
- I know, sorry.
674
00:33:01,071 --> 00:33:03,138
- I should get back to work.
- Okay.
675
00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:06,906
- Sorry I couldn't solve the mystery.
- Me, too.
676
00:33:11,351 --> 00:33:12,940
- What?
- You're Petey the dog.
677
00:33:13,099 --> 00:33:15,687
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Is that why you snuck in?
678
00:33:15,888 --> 00:33:17,557
I did not sneak in.
679
00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:21,181
- Can we get back to work here?
- Start clearing some stuff.
680
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,261
- When did you get into a fight with Dean?
- I didn't.
681
00:33:26,457 --> 00:33:28,047
Where's that coming
from? I just asked.
682
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,158
I'm sick of everyone
making assumptions.
683
00:33:30,328 --> 00:33:31,554
- So it wasn't Dean.
- No.
684
00:33:31,702 --> 00:33:33,212
- It happened yesterday?
- Yes.
685
00:33:33,366 --> 00:33:35,671
You went to Rory's
grandmother's, she punch you?
686
00:33:35,864 --> 00:33:37,260
- Stop.
- Where'd you get it?
687
00:33:37,403 --> 00:33:38,879
- Santa Claus.
- You won't tell me?
688
00:33:39,026 --> 00:33:40,024
That's right.
689
00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:41,148
[Phone ringing]
690
00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:43,926
Hello.
691
00:33:44,228 --> 00:33:46,340
- Hang on a second. It's Rory.
- I'm not here.
692
00:33:46,517 --> 00:33:48,788
- What?
- Get a clue, I don't want to talk.
693
00:33:48,973 --> 00:33:51,164
You don't want to talk to Rory?
694
00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:54,837
He just went some place.
695
00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:57,054
I'll tell him. Bye.
696
00:33:58,961 --> 00:34:00,187
- Come on.
- Hey.
697
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,187
What is this?
698
00:34:03,497 --> 00:34:06,642
You're my responsibility. You're
exhibiting signs of violent behavior.
699
00:34:06,868 --> 00:34:10,138
I don't care if you don't want to
talk. You won't leave till you tell me.
700
00:34:10,364 --> 00:34:12,714
- Where'd you get the black eye?
- You won't believe it.
701
00:34:12,902 --> 00:34:14,492
Try me, tough guy.
702
00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:17,045
A swan.
703
00:34:17,398 --> 00:34:20,429
- Excuse me?
- I was attacked by a swan.
704
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,199
Okay, you happy?
705
00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:24,178
A stupid swan.
706
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:25,671
[Clearing throat]
707
00:34:25,804 --> 00:34:28,597
- How about the real story?
- That is the real story.
708
00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:31,707
It hangs out by Larson's
dock. I was just walking by...
709
00:34:31,922 --> 00:34:35,270
and the thing came out of nowhere,
and beaked me right in the eye.
710
00:34:35,501 --> 00:34:37,692
- It "beaked" you.
- You still don't believe me.
711
00:34:37,873 --> 00:34:40,779
I've never heard anyone use the
word "beaked" as a verb before.
712
00:34:40,994 --> 00:34:42,663
No, this isn't funny.
713
00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:46,162
That stupid bird attacked me.
714
00:34:46,612 --> 00:34:49,644
He could have blinded
me. It's a vicious bird.
715
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,746
Fine. Forget it.
716
00:34:57,849 --> 00:35:00,403
What're you doing?
Where are you going?
717
00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:02,582
I'm gonna do a little
beaking of my own.
718
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,348
Not the ladle, that's
a brand-new ladle.
719
00:35:05,923 --> 00:35:07,479
Take the baster.
720
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,351
I don't see a swan.
721
00:35:12,498 --> 00:35:14,609
- Put your oars down.
- They don't like oars?
722
00:35:14,787 --> 00:35:16,660
Just lay low, it'll come.
723
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:20,394
Does it act all peaceful and
Bambi-like, and then suddenly attack...
724
00:35:20,614 --> 00:35:24,599
- like the rabbit in Monty Python?
- Your voice is probably scaring it away.
725
00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:28,423
How did you explain the
black eye to the Gilmores?
726
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:30,000
I didn't. The
whole night sucked.
727
00:35:30,144 --> 00:35:32,335
- I'm glad it's behind me.
- Behind you?
728
00:35:32,516 --> 00:35:34,582
- You've nothing behind you.
- What do you mean?
729
00:35:34,763 --> 00:35:36,670
You have more events
like that in your future.
730
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:39,274
- No way.
- When you date a girl like Rory...
731
00:35:39,465 --> 00:35:42,451
you're involved with her family.
Like that last girl you dated...
732
00:35:42,670 --> 00:35:45,782
- you were involved with her petri dish.
- She was easy to figure out.
733
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,713
- And you were bored.
- I'm dating Rory, not her family.
734
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:51,218
All these people come
in a package with this girl.
735
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:54,714
The mother comes with this girl,
the grandmother comes with this girl.
736
00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:58,217
And a bunch of others. Everybody
she's ever met, including Dean.
737
00:35:58,443 --> 00:35:59,635
She picked you.
738
00:35:59,775 --> 00:36:02,726
- God knows why.
- She knows, that's all that matters.
739
00:36:03,979 --> 00:36:06,442
- Being jealous of Dean...
- I'm not jealous.
740
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:10,866
Being jealous of Dean is pointless.
You're just going to drive Rory away.
741
00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:13,067
You wanna have a relationship?
742
00:36:13,217 --> 00:36:15,647
You must learn to open your
mouth and say something.
743
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,633
- Give it a rest, Dr. Phil.
- You can't shut down.
744
00:36:18,836 --> 00:36:21,549
- You can't avoid her calls.
- I didn't want to talk.
745
00:36:21,749 --> 00:36:23,418
- When will you wanna talk?
- Don't know.
746
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:26,691
What are you gonna do? Keep
avoiding her and never take her calls?
747
00:36:26,909 --> 00:36:29,055
- She'll find me.
- If she keeps looking for you.
748
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:32,385
- I'm not gonna be a wuss like Dean.
- He had that girl for two years.
749
00:36:32,611 --> 00:36:35,245
You have a little fight after
two months and it's over?
750
00:36:35,441 --> 00:36:38,347
- I don't care.
- You don't care. That's obvious.
751
00:36:39,144 --> 00:36:41,494
- [Whispering] Is that the one?
- That's it. Watch it.
752
00:36:41,683 --> 00:36:43,193
I'm watching it.
753
00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:44,741
It's pretty.
754
00:36:44,888 --> 00:36:45,956
[Jess shushing]
755
00:36:46,136 --> 00:36:47,567
- Is it gonna double back?
- Maybe.
756
00:36:47,718 --> 00:36:49,387
It's lulling us into
complacency.
757
00:36:49,549 --> 00:36:51,694
- He's vicious.
- Its butt's terrifying.
758
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,593
It's outnumbered. It
knows there's two of us.
759
00:36:54,793 --> 00:36:58,063
Want me to get underwater, swim
along and breathe through a straw?
760
00:36:58,288 --> 00:36:59,435
Forget it.
761
00:36:59,579 --> 00:37:02,644
Maybe it's gonna get another
swan, come back and fight.
762
00:37:02,866 --> 00:37:04,093
Forget it.
763
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,432
[Luke chuckling]
764
00:37:06,904 --> 00:37:10,094
- He's not even calling you back?
- I'm not sure what to do.
765
00:37:10,774 --> 00:37:14,316
Dave and I have never had a fight
because we haven't truly begun dating...
766
00:37:14,561 --> 00:37:17,069
- so I have no perspective.
- You better hurry up...
767
00:37:17,266 --> 00:37:20,888
and start having bad boy troubles
so I can get some feedback.
768
00:37:22,426 --> 00:37:23,857
- Hi, guys.
- How's it going?
769
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,676
- It's going a little weird.
- Why?
770
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,594
We need to get
something out in the open.
771
00:37:28,753 --> 00:37:30,659
- Definitely.
- We ran into your mom.
772
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,343
- My mom?
- Oh, boy.
773
00:37:32,497 --> 00:37:35,449
We're aware there's a situation
here that you have been hiding.
774
00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:37,708
We should get it
out or it'll get weirder.
775
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,329
I guess so.
776
00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:40,405
We didn't mean
anything by hiding it.
777
00:37:40,572 --> 00:37:43,285
What pisses us off is that
you felt you had to hide it.
778
00:37:43,484 --> 00:37:44,677
- Really?
- Yeah.
779
00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:49,275
- You're a Christian, so what? That's cool.
- It's nothing to hide.
780
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:52,153
- Christians can still rock.
- They can?
781
00:37:54,222 --> 00:37:56,333
Christians can still
rock, don't hide it.
782
00:37:56,511 --> 00:37:59,179
Marshall stacks don't know
Christians from atheists.
783
00:37:59,382 --> 00:38:03,368
Gosh, I just wasn't sure if you guys
would be accepting of my devoutness.
784
00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:06,507
It's a part of you and we
think you're cool, so it's cool.
785
00:38:06,707 --> 00:38:08,183
Great. Thanks, guys.
786
00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,680
- But no way are we playing Creed.
- Of course not.
787
00:38:10,869 --> 00:38:14,093
- Or Amy Grant. We draw the line there.
- This is very accepting of you.
788
00:38:14,323 --> 00:38:16,548
We'll play that gig for
your mom, if it pays.
789
00:38:16,736 --> 00:38:18,294
Mrs. Kim pays, she's
very good about that.
790
00:38:18,318 --> 00:38:19,351
[Car horn honking]
791
00:38:19,483 --> 00:38:22,117
- That's my mom. I'm glad this all worked.
- Me, too.
792
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:30,395
- My only little daughter.
- I'm happy to see you.
793
00:38:31,802 --> 00:38:34,027
- Thanks for bringing her back safely.
- No problem.
794
00:38:34,216 --> 00:38:36,282
- I'm very weak.
- She hasn't eaten in a while.
795
00:38:36,463 --> 00:38:38,971
- I told you to keep to a feeding schedule.
- I'm drifting.
796
00:38:39,168 --> 00:38:41,279
- She wanted to have dinner with you.
- That's sweet.
797
00:38:41,457 --> 00:38:43,251
- Must have food.
- I'll take it from here.
798
00:38:43,413 --> 00:38:44,809
- Thanks.
- Bye.
799
00:38:45,868 --> 00:38:46,936
You're not food.
800
00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:48,268
- Revive her.
- I will.
801
00:38:48,407 --> 00:38:50,678
- I'm gonna run and get take-out.
- Make like the wind.
802
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:53,689
- Can you make it to the door?
- I'll struggle.
803
00:38:57,271 --> 00:38:58,339
[Door opening]
804
00:38:58,479 --> 00:38:59,476
Rory.
805
00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:03,159
- Your mom home?
- I'm bringing supplies.
806
00:39:03,348 --> 00:39:04,785
- Should have brought a mule.
- What?
807
00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:07,155
- A pack mule. To carry it.
- Yeah.
808
00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:10,166
- Sorry I missed your calls.
- You're always out.
809
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:14,086
I was getting ready to call you just
now but you would have been out.
810
00:39:14,335 --> 00:39:15,766
- Ironic.
- Yeah.
811
00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:19,814
- I know there was no fight with Dean.
- Really? How?
812
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,164
- You asked Dean.
- It was the only thing I could do.
813
00:39:24,365 --> 00:39:27,192
- Go to the source.
- I'm sorry I doubted you.
814
00:39:27,985 --> 00:39:29,616
I would have doubted me, too.
815
00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,015
I need to trust you
as much as I trust him.
816
00:39:32,646 --> 00:39:34,712
- This black eye screwed everything up.
- Yeah.
817
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:37,199
Next time I go to your
grandma's, I'll not have one.
818
00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:39,184
- Next time?
- Next time.
819
00:39:43,258 --> 00:39:44,689
So what happened?
820
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,985
- I don't...
- It wasn't Dean. You can say.
821
00:39:47,171 --> 00:39:49,476
- Will that make you happy?
- Yes, very.
822
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:53,016
Okay, I'll tell you the truth since
we're so into the truth tonight.
823
00:39:53,246 --> 00:39:55,551
- That's what good relationships are about.
- Right.
824
00:39:55,744 --> 00:39:58,174
But you've got to promise
not to mock me, ever.
825
00:39:58,365 --> 00:40:01,431
- And please don't tell anyone else.
- Promise.
826
00:40:06,106 --> 00:40:09,648
I was throwing a football with
a buddy and got hit in the eye.
827
00:40:09,893 --> 00:40:11,721
- You poor thing.
- Yeah.
828
00:40:11,891 --> 00:40:15,716
- But that's not embarrassing.
- Now that you mention it, it's not.
829
00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:30,260
- I have to go.
- Don't go.
830
00:40:30,411 --> 00:40:32,477
- I don't want to.
- Then don't. Let's go somewhere.
831
00:40:32,658 --> 00:40:34,611
- I've got take-out.
- I'll reimburse you.
832
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,290
My mom's waiting.
833
00:40:43,062 --> 00:40:46,366
- Keep thinking what you're thinking.
- I have no choice.
834
00:40:52,925 --> 00:40:54,720
MAN: [On TV] The
Vice President...
835
00:40:57,753 --> 00:41:00,546
- Is that you, Rhett?
- I bring food.
836
00:41:01,832 --> 00:41:04,897
Thank God, one
of everything at AI's.
837
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:07,151
Bless you and your gluttony.
838
00:41:08,448 --> 00:41:10,355
- Aren't you hungry?
- Yeah.
839
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,731
Come on, dig in.
840
00:41:16,564 --> 00:41:17,960
What's wrong?
841
00:41:18,354 --> 00:41:19,546
Nothing.
842
00:41:21,891 --> 00:41:23,037
Listen.
843
00:41:24,471 --> 00:41:25,902
I'm listening.
844
00:41:26,302 --> 00:41:30,049
When I said before that I
was too busy to think about it...
845
00:41:30,297 --> 00:41:33,646
I realized now that I'm not
too busy to think about it.
846
00:41:33,877 --> 00:41:35,909
- Think about it?
- About "it."
847
00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:38,980
- "It."
- Yeah.
848
00:41:40,286 --> 00:41:41,283
It.
849
00:41:42,117 --> 00:41:43,263
It.
850
00:41:43,782 --> 00:41:45,689
Nothing's happened yet...
851
00:41:46,196 --> 00:41:48,262
but it might. Maybe.
852
00:41:48,776 --> 00:41:49,888
Maybe?
853
00:41:51,772 --> 00:41:53,044
With Jess.
854
00:41:53,603 --> 00:41:54,796
With Jess.
855
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,978
- You still want me to tell you everything?
- Yeah.
856
00:41:58,181 --> 00:42:00,134
- No, well.
- Which is it?
857
00:42:00,636 --> 00:42:02,589
- We're doing this now.
- Yes.
858
00:42:02,759 --> 00:42:04,792
- Which is it?
- I don't know.
859
00:42:04,964 --> 00:42:06,871
- You'll let me know?
- Yeah.
860
00:42:07,628 --> 00:42:11,692
Was that, yeah, you'll let me know, or
that's your answer, you want to know?
861
00:42:11,956 --> 00:42:13,989
I guess I want to know, yes.
862
00:42:14,828 --> 00:42:16,259
And now, sure.
863
00:42:16,783 --> 00:42:19,009
- Nothing's happened.
- I heard.
864
00:42:19,697 --> 00:42:21,684
- But it might.
- Okay.
865
00:42:23,817 --> 00:42:25,850
Could you tell
me before it does?
866
00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:29,134
- Right before, or...
- No, just before.
867
00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:30,669
Okay.
868
00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:32,080
Okay, good.
869
00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:36,693
- Is that it?
- For tonight, yeah.
870
00:42:37,634 --> 00:42:38,701
Good.
871
00:42:40,047 --> 00:42:42,954
- This is good.
- Yeah, it is good.
872
00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:46,764
- Okay, well... -let's eat.
- Good.