1 00:00:00,614 --> 00:00:02,409 - Get the wrapper. - What wrapper? 2 00:00:02,572 --> 00:00:04,879 - The Tootsie Roll wrapper. - What Tootsie Roll wrapper? 3 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,706 - The one at your feet. - I don't see it. 4 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,419 - It's right there. - Where? 5 00:00:08,570 --> 00:00:11,240 Stop arguing with me, my parents are watching. 6 00:00:13,693 --> 00:00:15,522 Have you seen these guys? They're hilarious. 7 00:00:15,692 --> 00:00:17,601 - I got it. - Why are you holding it like that? 8 00:00:17,774 --> 00:00:20,206 'Cause when Lane left it, it was a very different color. 9 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:23,035 Sure she'll want it? It's been left alone at a keg party. 10 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:27,219 That backpack is permanently scarred. That backpack is Zelda Fitzgerald. 11 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:29,706 - Well, Zelda is going home. - Okay. 12 00:00:31,019 --> 00:00:33,735 Your first cop-raided party. I am just so proud. 13 00:00:33,977 --> 00:00:36,329 - I wish I could've been there. - It was no big deal. 14 00:00:36,518 --> 00:00:37,950 Did they bring the paddy wagon? 15 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:41,293 Yeah, but we snuck out of the speakeasy and headed for the Algonquin. 16 00:00:41,516 --> 00:00:43,152 - How was Benchley? - Drunk again. 17 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:46,658 Tell me more about the party. I know the end. What happened in the middle? 18 00:00:46,889 --> 00:00:50,639 Lane's band played, they were great, and then people hung out and talked... 19 00:00:50,887 --> 00:00:55,001 and then there was some sort of fight, I guess, and the cops came, that's it. 20 00:00:58,135 --> 00:01:00,329 I'm in bed. I have 10 more minutes to sleep. 21 00:01:00,509 --> 00:01:04,259 Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things, but 10 minutes is 10 minutes. 22 00:01:04,508 --> 00:01:06,065 - Sure. - Ten minutes is great. 23 00:01:06,216 --> 00:01:10,488 And then the phone rings. And it just rings and rings. So I pick it up. 24 00:01:10,755 --> 00:01:12,028 And got your hearing checked? 25 00:01:12,171 --> 00:01:14,160 - Can I finish? - That's a lot of rings. 26 00:01:14,337 --> 00:01:18,565 On the other end of phone is someone named John, who says he's Kyle's father... 27 00:01:18,836 --> 00:01:21,711 and Kyle threw a party last night without permission... 28 00:01:21,918 --> 00:01:24,634 and two guys got into a fight and tore the place apart. 29 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,629 So John wants me to come down and take a look at the damage... 30 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:30,708 and discuss some sort of solution to the problem of the damages. 31 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:33,585 Now, I don't know John and I certainly don't know Kyle... 32 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:36,618 but I do know someone who would get into a fight at a party... 33 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,580 and leave the place completely trashed. 34 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:41,699 It's a wild guess, but I think his name rhymes with Tess. 35 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:44,899 So here I am, heading in there to talk to John about Kyle... 36 00:01:45,119 --> 00:01:47,709 and discuss what is to be done about the Hummel. 37 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:49,500 - The what? - Exactly. 38 00:01:50,866 --> 00:01:54,411 Let's get back to the party recap. Any little details you want to tell Mommy? 39 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,009 Jess and Dean got into the fight. 40 00:01:56,156 --> 00:01:57,871 - Over you. - I was a contributing factor. 41 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,099 - Was anyone hurt? - No. 42 00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:01,307 That's why the cops came and broke up the party? 43 00:02:01,487 --> 00:02:04,953 So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid? 44 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:08,387 This fence is broken and this crap is on the ground because of you. 45 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:10,167 What's your point? 46 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:13,313 [Singing Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler] 47 00:02:13,525 --> 00:02:14,718 Oh, my God. 48 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:25,057 - These muffins, they're brilliant. - Tell us you sell your muffin mix. 49 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,088 These people want to throw roses at your feet. 50 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,157 I will let them. 51 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,721 Listen, Sookie, Dennis and I and a bunch of us others... 52 00:03:30,914 --> 00:03:32,585 wondered if you offered cooking classes. 53 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:33,780 Cooking classes. 54 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,788 Some of the better B & Bs have them on the itinerary. 55 00:03:36,995 --> 00:03:41,187 - Of course they do. So we do, too. - We will be your disciples. 56 00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:44,361 We're gonna have so much fun. We'll start with spreads and jams. 57 00:03:44,575 --> 00:03:47,643 And if there's time, desserts. I have this chocolate bomb... 58 00:03:47,866 --> 00:03:49,695 But breads, and soups. 59 00:03:49,865 --> 00:03:52,172 - Sookie, hon, we don't have a kitchen. - Right. 60 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,433 - There's no kitchen? - Okay, not a problem. 61 00:03:54,614 --> 00:03:56,443 - You'll all come to my house. - Can't wait. 62 00:03:56,613 --> 00:03:57,647 Cheers. 63 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:02,535 Make a note. If the guests are gonna wear robes downstairs... 64 00:04:02,736 --> 00:04:04,804 we need to buy ones with thicker material. 65 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:08,450 Really. Seeing the sunlight hit Dennis gave me a whole new respect for Peg. 66 00:04:08,692 --> 00:04:13,236 Listen, Jackson's up in Rochester today helping his cousin rebuild his Nova. 67 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:15,956 He'll be home late, so you know what that makes me? 68 00:04:16,148 --> 00:04:18,102 - Available? - Like an intern. 69 00:04:18,272 --> 00:04:19,465 What are you and Rory doing? 70 00:04:19,605 --> 00:04:21,673 I'm open. Rory's got plans with the grandparents. 71 00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:25,002 - I didn't know you were back in touch. - I'm not, Rory is. 72 00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:27,299 At least the family pressure is off you. 73 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:29,193 - That's good, right? - I don't know. 74 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,420 Before this whole Friday-night-dinner thing... 75 00:04:31,601 --> 00:04:34,157 I didn't see them regularly, and we didn't talk regularly. 76 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:37,145 So it wasn't weird when I didn't see or talk to them regularly. 77 00:04:37,349 --> 00:04:38,382 - You miss them. - No. 78 00:04:38,515 --> 00:04:41,629 I feel like I'm not doing something I'm supposed to do. I feel guilty. 79 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:43,960 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna hope it passes. 80 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:45,365 Sounds healthy. 81 00:04:45,762 --> 00:04:49,069 "Blessed are they who mourn: for they will be comforted. 82 00:04:49,719 --> 00:04:52,991 ALL: [Reciting] "Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. 83 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,437 "Blessed are they..." 84 00:04:55,592 --> 00:04:58,148 So, how are you? How were things last night? 85 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,216 You mean, after my drunken call to my mother? 86 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:01,972 Yeah, what happened when you got home? 87 00:05:02,131 --> 00:05:04,438 - I'm not sure. - What do you mean, you're not sure? 88 00:05:04,631 --> 00:05:07,778 After I finished with my Farrelly brothers audition in the bushes... 89 00:05:08,004 --> 00:05:10,231 - thanks for the hair-holding by the way... - Anytime. 90 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,738 Dave dropped me off at home. 91 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,866 He wanted to come in, but he's an only child... 92 00:05:14,044 --> 00:05:16,476 and I saw no reason for his family line to end with him. 93 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,224 - So I went in and he left. - And? 94 00:05:19,541 --> 00:05:20,689 The place was dark. 95 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,582 - No Mrs. Kim? - No Mrs. Kim. 96 00:05:22,749 --> 00:05:23,783 No Mrs. Kim. 97 00:05:23,915 --> 00:05:26,472 So, of course, I panicked. What does this mean? 98 00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:29,413 When I'm home 10 minutes late from Bible study, she has a cow. 99 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:31,974 But I call her drunk, tell her I'm at a party... 100 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:34,628 I'm a drummer in a band and in love with a non-Korean. 101 00:05:34,828 --> 00:05:36,055 I expected there to be backup. 102 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:39,317 Aunts, uncles, cousins, pulled out from villages I've never heard of. 103 00:05:39,534 --> 00:05:41,330 - But nothing. - I don't understand. 104 00:05:41,493 --> 00:05:43,958 So I go upstairs to make sure everything's okay... 105 00:05:44,158 --> 00:05:46,478 I look in her room and she's in bed asleep. 106 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:46,748 No. 107 00:05:46,948 --> 00:05:48,459 Then, this morning I get up... 108 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,921 I go in the kitchen, where she's making breakfast, and I say: 109 00:05:52,155 --> 00:05:53,985 - "Good morning, Mama." - And? 110 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,950 She turns around, looks right at me and says: 111 00:05:57,236 --> 00:05:58,872 - "Good morning, Lane." - Really? 112 00:05:59,028 --> 00:06:01,460 And those were the last words she said to me all day. 113 00:06:01,651 --> 00:06:05,435 - So she's freezing you out. - No, it was more Stepford than cold. 114 00:06:05,692 --> 00:06:08,123 You know, very calm, very serene. 115 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:10,312 Okay, well, let's think. 116 00:06:10,899 --> 00:06:12,456 Maybe she didn't hear you. 117 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,753 - I was drunk, I could have slurred. - Exactly. 118 00:06:14,938 --> 00:06:17,687 Maybe she thought you said you were at a smarty... 119 00:06:17,896 --> 00:06:20,407 playing clock music, drinking fear... 120 00:06:20,603 --> 00:06:22,910 and in love with Rave Smigchowsty. 121 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:26,848 - And how would that be better? - It's much less clear. 122 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:29,627 - What is that smell? - Your backpack. 123 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:32,622 "Blessed are they which are... 124 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:36,048 [Speaking quickly] "persecuted for righteousness' sake: 125 00:06:36,139 --> 00:06:37,449 "for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." 126 00:06:37,473 --> 00:06:39,620 - You have to talk to her. - I can't talk to her. 127 00:06:39,804 --> 00:06:40,838 What are you going to do? 128 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:44,119 First off, I volunteered to work this table for the next two months... 129 00:06:44,345 --> 00:06:47,618 and I said I'd go to the Seventh-day Adventist college and live at home. 130 00:06:47,843 --> 00:06:50,195 - Lane, no. - And I told Dave to forget about the prom. 131 00:06:50,384 --> 00:06:52,611 - There's no way that's going to happen. - I'm sorry. 132 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,391 Don't be, it's my fault. 133 00:06:55,008 --> 00:06:57,883 "...and utter all evil against you falsely because of me. "Amen. 134 00:06:58,090 --> 00:06:59,442 Okay, let's go. 135 00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:05,614 - Sorry, David. - No problem, Archie. 136 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:13,126 [Rabbi praying in Hebrew] 137 00:07:13,626 --> 00:07:15,137 Excuse me, I'd like some ham. 138 00:07:15,292 --> 00:07:17,360 - Be right back. - But I'd like some ham! 139 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:19,575 - Is this what I ordered? - Yes. 140 00:07:19,915 --> 00:07:22,347 - You know what you want yet? - No. Not yet. 141 00:07:22,539 --> 00:07:24,608 You know what might help? Opening the menu. 142 00:07:24,788 --> 00:07:26,504 Yes, thank you for the tip. 143 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,212 - I need ham. - No ham. 144 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:31,358 - We got a shipment of ham yesterday. - No ham. 145 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:34,411 There's a lady who's been asking for ham for the last 20 minutes. 146 00:07:34,619 --> 00:07:38,448 If I go back there empty-handed, there's a 50/50 chance that she'll eat me. 147 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,609 - No ham. - Then sew some bacon together... 148 00:07:40,783 --> 00:07:42,851 because that woman is getting ham. 149 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,725 Excuse me, this isn't what I... Thank you. 150 00:07:46,906 --> 00:07:48,861 Who ordered this? Look in front of you. 151 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:52,496 If there's nothing there and there should be then this is yours. 152 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:53,931 Here. 153 00:07:55,694 --> 00:07:57,047 - Well? - What? 154 00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:59,909 - You know what you want yet? - I'll just have more coffee. 155 00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:03,621 More coffee coming up. Glad to make your dining dreams come true. 156 00:08:05,108 --> 00:08:07,493 [Singing Candy man by Sammy Davis Jr.] 157 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,717 Yes, that's right, "The Candy Man can..." 158 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:21,043 "'Cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good." 159 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:24,859 And I, ladies and gentlemen, am the Candy Man. 160 00:08:25,184 --> 00:08:26,298 Your candy man. 161 00:08:26,434 --> 00:08:29,501 I'm mixing it with love and making Stars Hollow taste good. 162 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:32,473 - Move. - In a second, Jess. Give him a taffy. 163 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:35,333 I come to announce to one and all... 164 00:08:35,513 --> 00:08:38,342 that the day we all thought would never get here has arrived. 165 00:08:38,554 --> 00:08:39,702 - Arbor Day? - No. 166 00:08:39,845 --> 00:08:41,118 - The day of reckoning? - No. 167 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:42,659 The day the music died? 168 00:08:42,802 --> 00:08:44,199 - Give me a taffy. - What? 169 00:08:44,343 --> 00:08:46,900 I've got a million of them, give me a taffy. 170 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,161 As I was saying, the big day has arrived. 171 00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:52,568 The opening of Taylor's Old-fashioned Soda Shoppe... 172 00:08:52,841 --> 00:08:54,954 and Candy Store. 173 00:08:55,923 --> 00:08:59,990 Tomorrow from 12:00 to 6:00, there will be fun, balloons, ice cream... 174 00:09:00,255 --> 00:09:03,641 and old-fashioned penny candy for just $1 apiece. 175 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,647 Come at noon, stay all day. 176 00:09:05,794 --> 00:09:08,509 Where the hell have you been? This place is a freaking zoo. 177 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:11,858 Every table's full and Sammy Davis Jr. Here thinks it's The Desert Inn. 178 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,197 - I had to run an errand. - Everyone's complaining. 179 00:09:14,374 --> 00:09:17,601 We're out of ham, Caesar's decided to join the Slow Food movement... 180 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:20,707 and I've got a guy who's moved in at a table for four... 181 00:09:20,914 --> 00:09:23,504 making it impossible for me to turn over that table. 182 00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:26,614 If I can't turn over that table, then that cuts back on my tips. 183 00:09:26,829 --> 00:09:28,863 - I'm sorry, don't you mean my tips? - What? 184 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,626 You know where I was this morning? 185 00:09:30,785 --> 00:09:33,217 I was at Kyle's, his parents called me this morning. 186 00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:35,795 It seems a party you went to got a little Animal House. 187 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,026 Dean started it. 188 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,227 You're not really going to use that one, are you? 189 00:09:39,407 --> 00:09:41,714 He sucker-punched me and I was just defending myself. 190 00:09:41,906 --> 00:09:43,338 Apparently you defended yourself... 191 00:09:43,489 --> 00:09:45,557 right through the house and into the front yard. 192 00:09:45,739 --> 00:09:48,012 You defended yourself with a chair that's now broken. 193 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:51,582 You defended yourself with a coffee table and with an ottoman. 194 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,888 I don't need a recap. 195 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,901 Do you know how much damage you caused? 196 00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:57,341 - Dean caused it, too. - The place was trashed. 197 00:09:57,526 --> 00:09:59,242 Dean trashed it, too. 198 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:02,862 - Are you trying to kill me? - Nope, it'll just be a perk. 199 00:10:03,065 --> 00:10:04,384 Okay. Here's the deal. 200 00:10:04,523 --> 00:10:08,273 From now on, every cent you make here goes toward paying them back. 201 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:10,874 - What about... - Dean's paying them back, also. 202 00:10:11,062 --> 00:10:13,653 - How do you know? - 'Cause he was at Kyle's house. 203 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:14,887 You're kidding. 204 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:18,087 He had already worked out a financial agreement with the parents... 205 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:19,980 and was helping put a fence back up. 206 00:10:20,143 --> 00:10:22,609 He's going to make some woman a fine doormat someday. 207 00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:23,887 You're making good on this. 208 00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:27,005 - I have to get more coffee. - Every cent is getting paid back. 209 00:10:27,224 --> 00:10:29,780 I never want those people calling me again. 210 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:42,181 You left your wallet. 211 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:51,814 Okay, here's the problem: 212 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,919 Every single one of my skirts is either too long or too short... 213 00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:57,085 for this season's acceptable lengths... 214 00:10:57,255 --> 00:10:59,243 which means I either have to alter or shop. 215 00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:00,489 "To be, or not to be..." 216 00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:02,616 Wait till you care what In Style thinks of you. 217 00:11:02,794 --> 00:11:03,942 What time will you be home? 218 00:11:04,085 --> 00:11:06,437 We have to go over the special edition of the Franklin. 219 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:09,535 We're behind 'cause Paris can't let anything go to print... 220 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,738 unless she's proofed it a million times. 221 00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:14,984 - Can you say "crazy, anal micro-manager"? - Not five times fast. 222 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:17,084 - I'll be home by 10:00. - All I needed to know. 223 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,921 - I forgot my notes. - I put them in your bedroom. 224 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,889 - Hello? - Hi, Mom. 225 00:11:36,991 --> 00:11:38,388 Yes, it's me. 226 00:11:40,155 --> 00:11:42,144 - So, how are you? - I'm fine. 227 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:44,230 - Good, how's Dad? - He's fine. 228 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:45,438 Also good. 229 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,162 - May I speak with Rory, please? - You can't speak with Rory. 230 00:11:48,361 --> 00:11:50,316 - Why not? - Because I called you. 231 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:52,879 You cannot request a switch when a person calls you. 232 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,341 - I'm sure she's standing right there. - Not the point. 233 00:11:55,526 --> 00:11:57,434 If you want to talk to Rory, you have to call. 234 00:11:57,608 --> 00:11:59,562 When I answer the phone, you can ask for Rory. 235 00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:02,800 But you didn't call, I called. So you cannot ask for Rory. 236 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,533 - What do you want? - I just wanted to see how you were. 237 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,082 I haven't seen you for a while. 238 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,218 - Your choice. - No, your choice, Mom. 239 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,384 It was you who called off Friday-night dinners. 240 00:12:11,562 --> 00:12:13,994 I called off the obligation for Friday-night dinners. 241 00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:17,014 You are the one who called off... I didn't call to argue. 242 00:12:17,226 --> 00:12:20,135 - Fine, let's not argue. - Come on, Mom. This is silly. 243 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:23,543 I mean, think back to before the whole Friday-night-dinner thing. 244 00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:25,117 We still had a relationship. 245 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,378 The one where I would trick you into calling me... 246 00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:30,863 by leaving a message saying I had something important to tell you... 247 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:35,085 but I wouldn't include the details so you had no choice but to call me? 248 00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:37,860 And when you did call we'd talk about the weather... 249 00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:39,370 you'd ask about the DAR... 250 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,225 and put Rory on the phone even when she was too young to talk? 251 00:12:42,425 --> 00:12:45,459 - It was not always like that. - It was always like that. 252 00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:47,265 Very well. The weather is fine... 253 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:49,855 the DAR is staging a luncheon at the library next week... 254 00:12:50,048 --> 00:12:53,638 you said I couldn't talk to Rory, so I think you've fulfilled your obligation. 255 00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:56,550 - Okay, Mom, fine. Have a nice day. - Same to you. 256 00:12:58,461 --> 00:12:59,893 [Phone ringing] 257 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:03,607 It's for you. 258 00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,251 - Sorry. - The issue is a disaster. 259 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,450 Our last issue of the Franklin's a disaster. 260 00:13:08,462 --> 00:13:09,484 It can't be that bad. 261 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:12,059 That's why you won't need to Botox your wrinkles at 19. 262 00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:14,680 Not that picture, no. Put it down. 263 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:16,947 - How's it coming? - Very frustrating. 264 00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:19,508 We can't seem to get exactly the right combination. 265 00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:22,214 How about blue dress, blond guy, black limo, works for me. 266 00:13:22,411 --> 00:13:24,967 Green dress, red-haired guy, white limo works best for me. 267 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,592 White limo with blonde guy doesn't work. Too washed-out. 268 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:30,170 I assume this veered off of the cover-page placement. 269 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:33,003 How about black-haired guy, green dress and tan limo? 270 00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:34,312 Good neutral backdrop. 271 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,164 This opens up a new set of options. Bring the golf team in. 272 00:13:37,364 --> 00:13:40,432 Why don't I just get these pesky Franklin articles out of your way? 273 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,120 - What're you doing? - Working on the front-page placement. 274 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,513 - What're they doing? - Staying true to who they are. 275 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,284 Prom happens once, it's photographed and it's there forever. 276 00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:49,519 Planning is essential. 277 00:13:49,652 --> 00:13:52,367 There's space for you in the limo. We'll need your dress color. 278 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:53,635 And Jamie's picture. 279 00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,718 And the flexibility your dress color allows. 280 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:56,241 And Jamie. 281 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,667 Thanks. We've already made our plans for prom night. 282 00:13:58,856 --> 00:14:01,605 Jamie hired a car to take us. We'll go in, take the picture... 283 00:14:01,814 --> 00:14:03,564 depending on the level of lameness, dance. 284 00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:06,479 Then he's taking me to dinner followed by a helicopter ride... 285 00:14:06,686 --> 00:14:09,152 to join his parents in Martha's Vineyard for the weekend. 286 00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:11,626 - What color is the helicopter? - As you were. 287 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,845 Have you figured out your plans for prom night? 288 00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:16,574 No. But Stars Hollow is a much more casual kind of prom. 289 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,244 Less Cinderella, more Footloose. 290 00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:20,426 - It's still a prom. - It is still a prom. 291 00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:21,871 I can't wait. 292 00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:29,888 It's my own fault, I poked a slumbering bear with a stick. 293 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,125 I reached out and initiated contact with Emily Gilmore. 294 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,538 I get what I deserve. 295 00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:37,143 - You're a bad girl. - And you know what really stinks? 296 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,570 They're having Rory over tonight for a movie night. 297 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,144 - Movie night? That's your thing with her. - Exactly. 298 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:46,250 What's next, a "stay home and dance in your underwear to The Monkees" night? 299 00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:49,540 - They may just steal that, too. - What's going on? 300 00:14:52,337 --> 00:14:53,406 - Oh, my God. - Fran. 301 00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:54,578 Poor thing. 302 00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,177 - I don't believe it. - Such a great lady. 303 00:14:57,378 --> 00:14:58,525 Great lady. 304 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:02,100 Eighty-three on her last birthday. Good, long life. 305 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,606 We should all be so lucky. 306 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,818 - I'm gonna miss her. - Me, too. 307 00:15:10,747 --> 00:15:13,623 I guess this'll put that old inn of hers on the market. 308 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,466 Right, she wanted to keep it as long as she was alive. 309 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:17,890 And now... 310 00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:19,919 - Oh, my God. - What? 311 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:23,232 Do you think because we wanted the property so much we killed Fran? 312 00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:25,326 - What? - Through the power of our minds. 313 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:29,196 - No. We wished for the property, not this. - But you never know with karma. 314 00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:31,596 - Look, we loved Fran, right? - Yes, we did. 315 00:15:31,782 --> 00:15:33,736 And whether or not we get the Dragonfly Inn... 316 00:15:33,906 --> 00:15:36,338 has nothing to do with her dying right now. 317 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:37,598 Right. Sort of. 318 00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:39,612 We don't know what's happening with the inn. 319 00:15:39,779 --> 00:15:41,257 - Fran has no heirs. - You never know. 320 00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:44,430 Some long-lost gold-toothed cousin could come out of the woodwork... 321 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,720 inherit it and turn it into a beauty salon or law offices. 322 00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,340 Not our Dragonfly. 323 00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:52,632 If we're meant to have the Dragonfly Inn, then we're meant to have it. 324 00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:54,334 Right. Like Doris Day. 325 00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:55,834 - "Que sera..." - "Sera." 326 00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:58,447 Let's focus on Fran and how much we loved her... 327 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:01,204 - and not think about the inn at all. - Okay. 328 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,930 - You're thinking about it. - Just where to put the wood-burning oven. 329 00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:07,372 We'll put it in the apartment we're sharing in hell. 330 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,594 - Let's buy flowers. - Yeah, lots and lots of flowers. 331 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,508 This is a really nice chair. 332 00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:18,477 - Is it old? - Old enough. 333 00:16:18,932 --> 00:16:20,000 It's really nice. 334 00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:23,571 The back is very sturdy and the legs are all the same length... 335 00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:26,475 and the wood looks like it was a tree at some point... 336 00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:28,112 which is good for wood, because it was. 337 00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,170 [Knocking on door] 338 00:16:29,303 --> 00:16:31,893 - Could you get that, please? - Yes, Mama. 339 00:16:36,217 --> 00:16:38,126 - Why are you here? - I want to see your mother. 340 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,652 - What? - Excuse me. 341 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,071 Dave, wait! 342 00:16:42,548 --> 00:16:45,377 - Excuse me. I need to speak with you. - I am busy. 343 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,259 A few weeks ago, you told me that Lane had a crush on me. 344 00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:49,940 I have a crush on her, too. 345 00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:52,836 I know you have very strict rules about dating and boys... 346 00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:55,476 but I just want you to know that I am a good person. 347 00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:58,100 I don't smoke or drink, I've never gotten a ticket. 348 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,599 I am healthy. I take care of myself. I floss. 349 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:03,064 I never watch more than 30 minutes of television... 350 00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:07,032 partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. 351 00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:10,482 I respect my parents. I do well in school. I never play video games... 352 00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:14,056 in case they do prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. 353 00:17:14,287 --> 00:17:18,070 I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. 354 00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:20,474 I'll give up meat if you feel strongly about it. 355 00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:22,216 I don't mind wearing a tie. 356 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:24,752 I enjoyed playing those hymns on my guitar... 357 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:28,539 and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom. 358 00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:38,872 Please don't make me repeat that list again. 359 00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:43,867 "Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass..." 360 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,816 "But still remember what the Lord hath done." 361 00:17:48,524 --> 00:17:51,081 Okay, thank you. 362 00:18:00,395 --> 00:18:01,793 - Did you hear what she said? - Yes. 363 00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,294 - What did it mean? - I don't know. 364 00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:05,306 - Was it a yes, was it a no? - I'm not sure. 365 00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:09,067 It's got to be from the Bible. I'll do some research, look on the Internet. 366 00:18:09,309 --> 00:18:11,775 - I'll call you when I know something. - Okay. 367 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,998 I am so writing him a song tonight. 368 00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:21,630 [Knocking on door] 369 00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:24,679 MAN: [On TV] Boston was two points behind with three seconds left, when... 370 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,580 You left your wallet in the diner. 371 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,988 Wow, did I? 372 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,953 Look at that, I did. Thanks for bringing it back. 373 00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:42,164 No problem. 374 00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:44,172 I really like this driver's license picture. 375 00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:46,531 You can imagine what a drag it would be to replace... 376 00:18:46,712 --> 00:18:48,825 - What are you doing here? - Just passing through. 377 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,389 - Passing through from where? - California. 378 00:18:52,335 --> 00:18:54,801 I've been there for a few years. Seems to be working out. 379 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,114 - Well, glad to hear it. - Yeah. 380 00:18:57,499 --> 00:18:59,931 - So what are you doing here? - Nothing really, just... 381 00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:02,158 - He hasn't missed you. - I'm sure that he hasn't. 382 00:19:02,332 --> 00:19:04,639 - Never says a word about you. - Wouldn't expect him to. 383 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,501 Do you know why he doesn't miss you? 384 00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:09,731 Because you're a loser, and nobody misses a loser. 385 00:19:09,954 --> 00:19:11,147 It's been 17 years. 386 00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:13,275 You remember how long it's been, I am impressed. 387 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,248 - I always could count. - And your list of attributes ends there. 388 00:19:16,452 --> 00:19:18,486 Okay, so I guess we're not playing nice anymore. 389 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:22,204 You know the last time I saw you was right after Liz gave birth. 390 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,563 You were going to go out and buy some diapers... 391 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,854 and meet us back at the apartment. Remember that? 392 00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:29,258 You went out, but you never came back. 393 00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:32,117 A lot of time has passed and a lot of things have changed. 394 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:35,548 - Really, like what things? You? - Yes, me. Maybe. Why not? 395 00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:37,812 Come on. You never called before, why now? 396 00:19:37,985 --> 00:19:40,292 What do you want, money? 'Cause he doesn't have any. 397 00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:43,075 - I don't need money. - I don't have any, either. 398 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:46,070 - So the look is a choice? - I just wanted to... 399 00:19:46,274 --> 00:19:47,751 I don't know. See him. 400 00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:49,330 - Why now? - I don't know. 401 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,946 I just thought it was time. You don't think it was time? 402 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,738 - You want my opinion on this subject? - Give me a break. 403 00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:55,971 Give you a break? 404 00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:58,173 I'm trying to keep him from falling off the 405 00:19:58,185 --> 00:20:00,217 face of the earth, get him through school. 406 00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:04,067 I got to be totally honest with you, Jimmy, I am not doing too well. 407 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,935 And the last thing he needs is a special appearance by his father... 408 00:20:08,182 --> 00:20:10,217 who can't be here for any good reason. 409 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:13,186 There's no evil plan here. I have a job, a life. 410 00:20:13,389 --> 00:20:14,503 I thought I'd come and... 411 00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:17,024 Say hello, see if he looks like you, then what? 412 00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:18,335 - What? - I don't know! 413 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,346 While you figure it out, let me plant this thought in your head. 414 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,746 If you do or say anything to upset Jess... 415 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:26,438 and make it harder for me to keep him on the right path... 416 00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,623 I'll put your head through a wall. Any wall. 417 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,187 You can pick the wall, but it's going to be a wall. Okay? 418 00:20:34,673 --> 00:20:36,503 I just wanted to see him. 419 00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:39,590 Well, you saw him. Now get out of here. 420 00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:44,335 [Door closing] 421 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,176 Fran was one of the first people I met when we moved here. 422 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:50,445 I know. 423 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:54,618 - First day here, I stopped in... - And asked her for directions to the inn. 424 00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:58,030 She was so sweet. And, oh, my God, she loved you. 425 00:20:58,832 --> 00:21:01,741 I didn't think she was going to let me leave the bakery with you. 426 00:21:01,955 --> 00:21:03,228 She kept giving you cookies... 427 00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:06,167 in a shameless attempt to buy your affections away from me. 428 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,120 And for a couple of weeks it worked. 429 00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:10,036 For two weeks you kept staring at me like: 430 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,395 "You took me away from the cookies. I'm going to kill you." 431 00:21:13,618 --> 00:21:15,686 Mom, can I just meet you at the church? 432 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,902 What're you planning, is it finally payback time? 433 00:21:18,074 --> 00:21:20,460 I just need to stop in at Doose's and get something. 434 00:21:20,657 --> 00:21:23,452 - Kleenex. We'll need Kleenex. - I'll come with you. 435 00:21:23,656 --> 00:21:25,167 [Patty sobbing] 436 00:21:31,403 --> 00:21:34,312 - Now it all starts. - What all starts, honey? 437 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,481 First Fran, then the rest of us. 438 00:21:36,693 --> 00:21:39,681 Patty, it's not the plague, it was just her time. 439 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,410 - I can't go. - You can. Come on. 440 00:21:42,607 --> 00:21:44,039 Just leave me! 441 00:21:44,606 --> 00:21:47,833 - I'm going to get her to the church. - I'll meet you there. 442 00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:51,680 [Sniffling] 443 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:56,562 It's times like these that you realize what is truly important in your life. 444 00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,492 I am so glad I had all that sex. 445 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,498 Hurry, honey. 446 00:23:16,199 --> 00:23:17,835 What are you looking at? 447 00:23:22,613 --> 00:23:25,840 Thank you for coming. The grand opening has been postponed. 448 00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:46,127 [Priest clearing throat] 449 00:23:46,272 --> 00:23:47,669 Welcome, all. 450 00:23:47,854 --> 00:23:49,967 The large number of people here today... 451 00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:53,417 is a testament to how much Fran Weston has touched each one of us. 452 00:23:53,644 --> 00:23:57,109 We'd like to start by inviting Marjorie Rogers, Fran's close friend... 453 00:23:57,351 --> 00:23:59,226 to share a few words with us. 454 00:24:04,057 --> 00:24:07,091 In 1955, Fran opened Weston's Bakery. 455 00:24:07,472 --> 00:24:09,665 Back then she was the new kid on the block. 456 00:24:09,846 --> 00:24:13,800 Soon thereafter, she hired me, a mother of three rug rats... 457 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:17,837 and a husband overseas. We became best friends. Still are. 458 00:24:18,094 --> 00:24:19,128 That's so sweet. 459 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,090 - Will we still be friends when we're dead? - I will if you will. 460 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,857 Fran was, and is, Stars Hollow. 461 00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:28,417 And to insure that her love and spirit continue... 462 00:24:28,632 --> 00:24:31,745 Weston's Bakery will remain open and run by those... 463 00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:34,430 who have Fran's heart in their hearts. 464 00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:40,094 Of course, Fran's family has been here long before even Fran. 465 00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:44,380 They opened the Dragonfly Inn back in 1893. 466 00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:48,220 The Dragonfly Inn was once regarded as the Violet Lady... 467 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:51,449 the premiere inn in... [Electricity buzzing] 468 00:24:51,581 --> 00:24:53,808 - What'd she say? - I heard "premiere inn," then squat. 469 00:24:56,247 --> 00:24:59,315 - Is she still talking about the inn? - I don't know. 470 00:25:00,037 --> 00:25:02,786 [Speech fading in and out] Inn... important role all... 471 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,081 think... it's special... 472 00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:09,244 - She said "inn." - "Important" and "ing." 473 00:25:10,783 --> 00:25:11,931 Set... 474 00:25:12,949 --> 00:25:14,143 World War. 475 00:25:14,282 --> 00:25:16,872 - She said "World War." - I or ll, where are we? 476 00:25:20,863 --> 00:25:23,090 - She's pointing to somebody. - A man in a suit. 477 00:25:23,278 --> 00:25:24,631 Does he have a gold tooth? 478 00:25:24,778 --> 00:25:26,255 You guys, people are turning. 479 00:25:26,402 --> 00:25:27,596 To you all. 480 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:32,957 - Did she say who gets the inn? - I don't know. 481 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:42,871 Thank you, Marjorie. 482 00:25:43,605 --> 00:25:47,036 I'd like to point out that the time is 12:00p.m. 483 00:25:47,437 --> 00:25:50,868 The time Fran would normally be opening her doors on Sunday after church... 484 00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:54,454 welcoming us to join her in friendship at Weston's Bakery. 485 00:25:54,851 --> 00:25:58,555 So, if we may at this time all bow our heads for a minute of silence... 486 00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:02,115 to mark the passing of the soul of our dear departed friend. 487 00:26:04,348 --> 00:26:05,859 [Band playing lively music] 488 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:10,161 No, the grand opening is canceled! 489 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,310 Sorry, folks. Stop, it is canceled! 490 00:26:18,509 --> 00:26:21,702 As we close, I would like to honor a special request Fran had... 491 00:26:21,925 --> 00:26:24,720 and that is to take one final stroll around the town square... 492 00:26:24,924 --> 00:26:27,117 before going to her final resting place. 493 00:26:27,297 --> 00:26:30,490 All those who would like to participate please assemble outside. 494 00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:33,588 Walking with dead people is not my thing. Let's go. 495 00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:36,321 - Where's Sookie? - Just giving our condolences. 496 00:26:36,503 --> 00:26:39,252 And asking what you missed when the mike cut out? 497 00:26:39,752 --> 00:26:43,377 The man is Brink. He's a lawyer and he's here to get Fran's affairs in order. 498 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:46,341 - Can we talk to him? - You have to get back to the inn. 499 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:49,370 And I've got those B & Bers waiting to learn how to make jam. 500 00:26:49,581 --> 00:26:50,650 Let's get him now. 501 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:53,300 Our window of opportunity just slammed shut. 502 00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:55,420 - Oh, great! - Now what? 503 00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:59,169 We very respectfully hover in his vicinity until the walk is over. 504 00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:02,404 Then we'll politely ask him to get in touch with us. 505 00:27:03,243 --> 00:27:04,913 - Coming? - No, you guys go ahead. 506 00:27:05,076 --> 00:27:06,712 I'll be in the back of the line... 507 00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:10,253 so when the earth opens up and swallows you whole, I can tell the story. 508 00:27:15,656 --> 00:27:19,167 - You were in there? - I got here late, so I hung in the back. 509 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:20,915 It was nice of you to come. 510 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:23,297 - She was a nice lady. - She was. 511 00:27:23,486 --> 00:27:27,111 Listen, can I talk to you for a sec? We'll catch up, I promise. 512 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,741 - Okay... - What? 513 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,210 Come on. 514 00:27:34,191 --> 00:27:35,861 Dean, what are you doing? 515 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:40,053 - Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready. 516 00:27:41,021 --> 00:27:42,817 I asked Lindsay to marry me. 517 00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:48,690 And she said yes. So, what do you think? 518 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,707 I know, who would've thought... It's weird, but Lindsay is amazing. 519 00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:57,240 I asked and she said yes, so I'm getting married. 520 00:27:59,015 --> 00:28:01,447 - Say something. - Why? 521 00:28:03,096 --> 00:28:06,244 - I don't mean why. I mean, why now? - Why not now? 522 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,993 You're 18, first of all. You're young. 523 00:28:10,219 --> 00:28:13,923 You haven't gone to college yet. You are still going to college, aren't you? 524 00:28:14,176 --> 00:28:15,892 Yes, I'm still going to college. 525 00:28:16,051 --> 00:28:17,880 Lindsay is going to go with me. 526 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:20,323 You're going to be studying and taking classes. 527 00:28:20,507 --> 00:28:23,654 You need to focus on that. You don't even know what you want to do. 528 00:28:23,881 --> 00:28:26,108 And you haven't even been going out that long. 529 00:28:26,297 --> 00:28:28,444 Just date for a while. Dating's fun. 530 00:28:28,713 --> 00:28:30,303 - Thank you. - For what? 531 00:28:30,962 --> 00:28:33,268 For your deep heartfelt congratulations. 532 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,291 You just took me by surprise. 533 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:38,892 So what? It's good news. You can't just be happy for me? 534 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,034 - I can, I am, I just... - You know what? 535 00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:43,719 I'm sorry if you have a crappy relationship with Jess. 536 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,745 I'm sorry if he treats you like dirt... 537 00:28:45,915 --> 00:28:48,108 and everyone hates him, but that was your choice. 538 00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:50,357 I have a great girlfriend and I'm really happy. 539 00:28:50,538 --> 00:28:53,128 When you left me, I thought I'd never be happy again. 540 00:28:53,329 --> 00:28:56,158 - Jess does not treat me like dirt. - Whatever. 541 00:28:56,369 --> 00:29:00,482 I just wanted you to hear it from me before it got out. Now you know. 542 00:29:01,743 --> 00:29:03,220 Have a nice life. 543 00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:06,757 Jess does not treat me like dirt! 544 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:13,269 - Mama, do you need any help? - No, thank you. 545 00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:19,028 - I could get out the soy scones. - If you like. 546 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:23,103 - Tofutter? - Fine. 547 00:29:28,358 --> 00:29:31,391 I'm sorry about the other night. I did everything wrong. 548 00:29:31,607 --> 00:29:34,675 Everything you taught me not to do. I lied to you. I let you down. 549 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,488 I never intended to do that. I don't know how to fix it. 550 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:40,676 I'm going to try my hardest because I am so sorry. 551 00:29:43,227 --> 00:29:45,818 I'll be upstairs if you need me. I'm going to my room. 552 00:29:46,019 --> 00:29:49,723 I'm going to iron my dress for church and think about what I've done. 553 00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:54,001 [Doorbell ringing] 554 00:30:00,888 --> 00:30:04,400 I stayed up all night. I read the entire Bible cover to cover. 555 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:08,371 I don't know what it means. You have to tell me what it means. 556 00:30:08,594 --> 00:30:11,821 Is it yes or no? I can't feel my right elbow anymore. 557 00:30:12,092 --> 00:30:16,126 I don't know why, but I can't. Please, just tell me. 558 00:30:16,924 --> 00:30:19,309 - I'm so tired. - It's not from the Bible. 559 00:30:20,131 --> 00:30:22,120 - What? - It's Shakespeare, Henry VI. 560 00:30:22,297 --> 00:30:24,332 I like to goof off now and then, too. 561 00:30:24,504 --> 00:30:27,175 - Shakespeare? - That is a very difficult thing to do... 562 00:30:27,378 --> 00:30:30,492 reading the Bible in one night. I have only done it three times. 563 00:30:30,711 --> 00:30:35,142 You need great determination and excellent light. I'm very impressed. 564 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,988 - All right. - All right what? 565 00:30:41,249 --> 00:30:43,634 You can go to the prom, but you cannot get married. 566 00:30:43,831 --> 00:30:45,785 - That seems fair to me. - And me! 567 00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:49,318 The person who's going upstairs to think about what she's done. 568 00:30:49,537 --> 00:30:52,924 Lane is grounded until the prom, and for two months after. 569 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:57,558 You may call her on the phone every other day for 10 minutes and that is all. 570 00:30:57,826 --> 00:31:00,462 - Understand? - Yes, ma'am. Thank you, Mrs. Kim. 571 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:05,982 Lane! 572 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:08,023 Thinking about what I've done! 573 00:31:14,903 --> 00:31:16,971 Apparently we're all supposed to walk like Fran. 574 00:31:17,153 --> 00:31:18,550 It's almost 4:00. 575 00:31:20,526 --> 00:31:23,560 - Got to take some initiative here. - What are you doing? 576 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,490 Focus on the ground and look lost in grief. 577 00:31:31,772 --> 00:31:32,965 Nice service. 578 00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:38,035 This is a really nice idea, the walk around the square. 579 00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:42,534 Great idea. I may steal it when I die. 580 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,597 Ask them to walk me around a benefit counter. 581 00:31:45,851 --> 00:31:48,726 - Might freak out the makeover girls. - It's nice. 582 00:31:52,723 --> 00:31:57,030 So, listen, my name is Lorelai Gilmore and this is Sookie St. James. 583 00:31:58,138 --> 00:31:59,888 I know this isn't the best time for this. 584 00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:03,724 We were wondering if you had any idea what's going to happen to the Dragonfly? 585 00:32:03,969 --> 00:32:05,401 Because we want it! 586 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:08,105 We actually talked to Fran about buying it once. 587 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:11,255 - We work at the Independence Inn now. - The one that burned down? 588 00:32:11,466 --> 00:32:14,261 Yes, but that was just an accident. There was a bad wire. 589 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:17,055 - A bad, bad wire. - That could have happened to anyone. 590 00:32:17,256 --> 00:32:19,813 It should in no way reflect our inn-running abilities. 591 00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:24,039 Can we discuss this a little later? This is heavy and I need to focus. 592 00:32:24,879 --> 00:32:26,390 Let me help you here. 593 00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,926 For a little woman... Sookie, will you? 594 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:35,746 We were just wondering, did she leave the Dragonfly to anyone? 595 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,480 No, she didn't. 596 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,275 Do you know what the family wants to do with it? 597 00:32:40,456 --> 00:32:43,682 We haven't talked in depth. I'm sure they're going to sell it. 598 00:32:43,913 --> 00:32:46,583 - We would really like to buy it. - And keep it as an inn. 599 00:32:46,787 --> 00:32:49,173 - A wonderful inn. - Dedicated to Fran. 600 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:52,801 - We'll keep it the Dragonfly. - And we promise not to burn it down. 601 00:32:53,035 --> 00:32:56,148 Yes, that's right. We could put that in the agreement. 602 00:32:56,701 --> 00:32:59,211 - Here, why don't you... - Thank you. 603 00:33:00,490 --> 00:33:04,194 - What do you say? - Excuse me, you're blocking her view. 604 00:33:04,531 --> 00:33:08,315 - Sorry, Kirk. So you were saying? - I'll tell you what. 605 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:11,741 You contact me on Monday and we can discuss this. 606 00:33:11,945 --> 00:33:15,570 As far as I'm concerned, if the check clears, it's all yours. 607 00:33:17,026 --> 00:33:18,617 It's all ours. 608 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:24,047 [Suffragette City by David Bowie playing on radio] 609 00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:29,806 [Door opening] 610 00:33:29,938 --> 00:33:31,927 We're closed, learn to read. 611 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,607 You're the loser coffee guy. 612 00:33:36,769 --> 00:33:39,326 It's not as cool as Bono, but I'll take it. 613 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,764 - We're... - Closed, I heard. 614 00:33:42,934 --> 00:33:45,320 - Okay, so we're still... - I'm your father. 615 00:33:45,808 --> 00:33:48,364 - What? - I'm your... 616 00:33:49,515 --> 00:33:53,424 - Are you sure? - Am I... Yes, I'm sure. 617 00:33:55,513 --> 00:33:58,705 I didn't mean to spring this on you. I thought Luke would've told you. 618 00:33:58,928 --> 00:34:00,325 Luke would've told me? 619 00:34:00,469 --> 00:34:02,935 He came to see me last night and he didn't tell you. 620 00:34:03,135 --> 00:34:06,919 That's obvious, because you're still doing the staring with the frown. 621 00:34:07,342 --> 00:34:10,091 You look... different. 622 00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:17,418 - You want some coffee? - Sure. 623 00:34:26,793 --> 00:34:27,827 Thanks. 624 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,519 - It's old. - Okay. 625 00:35:05,488 --> 00:35:06,601 I got to go. 626 00:35:15,651 --> 00:35:17,958 - I was negotiating at a funeral. - I saw. 627 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,899 Which might have been the most inappropriate thing to happen... 628 00:35:21,107 --> 00:35:24,016 until that gnat flew into Kirk's mouth and he dropped the casket. 629 00:35:24,231 --> 00:35:26,902 - It was a nice save. - I'm feeling so weird. 630 00:35:27,355 --> 00:35:29,582 I'm completely sad about Fran. 631 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:33,213 - But the inn. It's really going to happen. - Seems like it. 632 00:35:35,769 --> 00:35:36,962 Come here. 633 00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,782 - That one would look great on you. - I don't know. 634 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,168 - Come back tomorrow and try it on. - Maybe. 635 00:35:45,349 --> 00:35:47,621 Prom's coming up. We need to get you a dress. 636 00:35:47,806 --> 00:35:49,794 - Unless you want me to make you one. - No. 637 00:35:49,972 --> 00:35:53,926 We could hit the mall tomorrow after school. I could meet you in Hartford. 638 00:35:54,179 --> 00:35:56,815 We could go to a fancy store where they'll follow us around. 639 00:35:57,011 --> 00:35:58,488 I don't want to talk about dresses. 640 00:35:58,635 --> 00:36:00,590 We've only talked about them for two minutes. 641 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,907 It feels like longer. 642 00:36:02,051 --> 00:36:05,880 I don't know if I even need a dress. I don't know if I'm going to the prom. 643 00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:08,359 - I thought Jess agreed. - That was before. 644 00:36:08,548 --> 00:36:10,502 - Before what? - Before the party and the fight. 645 00:36:10,673 --> 00:36:12,389 Before the thing in Kyle's bedroom. 646 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:13,774 Come with me. 647 00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:22,381 We left off with the thing in Kyle's bedroom. 648 00:36:22,585 --> 00:36:26,016 One minute he's happy, then he's not. He doesn't tell me anything, ever. 649 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:30,126 You're supposed to talk to your girlfriend. That's the point of having a girlfriend. 650 00:36:30,374 --> 00:36:31,965 It is. Kyle's bedroom. What happened? 651 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,271 I'm tired of fighting, or not even fighting, because he won't fight. 652 00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:38,088 He gets mad and disappears and then comes back. 653 00:36:38,288 --> 00:36:40,878 I don't like how I feel, and I don't like what I do. 654 00:36:41,079 --> 00:36:42,908 What you do where? In Kyle's bedroom? 655 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:46,385 I don't want to feel like this or sit around wondering when we'll talk... 656 00:36:46,618 --> 00:36:49,084 if he's mad, why he's mad. I hate this. 657 00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:51,635 You got to tell Mommy what happened in Kyle's bedroom! 658 00:36:51,824 --> 00:36:53,460 Jess was upset. I went to look for him. 659 00:36:53,616 --> 00:36:56,331 We were kissing. It seemed like he wanted to... 660 00:36:57,073 --> 00:36:58,550 - Did you? - No, I didn't. 661 00:36:58,697 --> 00:37:00,685 He got all weird, like he was mad at me. 662 00:37:00,863 --> 00:37:03,817 If he was mad at you because you wouldn't have sex with him... 663 00:37:04,029 --> 00:37:05,097 then he's a jerk. 664 00:37:05,237 --> 00:37:07,669 I don't know if that's why he's mad or if he's mad. 665 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,895 I don't know anything because he won't talk. 666 00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:12,898 He sulks, then disappears and when you're through with him... 667 00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:15,983 he shows up at hockey games with Distiller tickets. 668 00:37:18,232 --> 00:37:19,743 What Distiller tickets? 669 00:37:19,898 --> 00:37:22,250 You don't know about that because I didn't tell you. 670 00:37:22,439 --> 00:37:24,552 I was embarrassed. I didn't want to be that girl. 671 00:37:24,730 --> 00:37:27,559 You don't want me to be that girl. After the hockey game I was. 672 00:37:27,770 --> 00:37:29,406 What girl? Help me. Drag me along. 673 00:37:29,561 --> 00:37:32,947 Who lets her boyfriend treat her like dirt and lies to her mom about it. 674 00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:34,776 We need a breath here. 675 00:37:37,809 --> 00:37:41,081 Something's going on with him, and it's been going on for a while. 676 00:37:41,307 --> 00:37:42,784 You can't make him talk. 677 00:37:42,932 --> 00:37:45,239 - He has to want to. - But why doesn't he want to? 678 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:47,577 Because it's probably hard for him. 679 00:37:48,971 --> 00:37:51,925 We are not leaving. We are going to live and die in this car. 680 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:54,171 So find another friggin' spot! 681 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:01,282 I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm tired of talking about it. 682 00:38:01,509 --> 00:38:03,815 I'm just tired. 683 00:38:13,462 --> 00:38:15,451 - So? - Nothing happened. 684 00:38:20,918 --> 00:38:22,429 You hungry? I can make us some eggs. 685 00:38:22,584 --> 00:38:25,095 I hear you went to see my father last night. 686 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:29,631 - I did. - Were you going to tell me? 687 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:31,228 - He came by? - He came by. 688 00:38:31,372 --> 00:38:33,168 I didn't think he'd have the guts. 689 00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:36,001 Jess, I don't like your father very much. 690 00:38:36,204 --> 00:38:38,841 So because you don't like him, I can't know he's here. 691 00:38:39,037 --> 00:38:40,991 - You know he's here. - No thanks to you. 692 00:38:41,161 --> 00:38:42,752 Shouldn't have come from me. 693 00:38:42,910 --> 00:38:45,785 You don't think you owed it to me to tell me? Prepare me? 694 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:49,026 I didn't. With everything that's going on here with you... 695 00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:50,990 I hoped he would just walk away. 696 00:38:51,157 --> 00:38:53,906 Once again, Jimmy makes the wrong move. What a shock. 697 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,148 Who are you to decide what the right move is? 698 00:38:56,322 --> 00:38:58,310 I'm the one who's saving your ass constantly. 699 00:38:58,488 --> 00:39:01,079 I'm the one who just wrote a check to Kyle's father... 700 00:39:01,278 --> 00:39:03,710 so he wouldn't press charges against you. 701 00:39:04,819 --> 00:39:08,170 I'm the one trying to knock sense into your thick head about the future. 702 00:39:08,401 --> 00:39:10,708 - Here we go. - You don't take anything seriously... 703 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,809 that's why you're doing crappy in school. 704 00:39:12,982 --> 00:39:15,619 You're smart. You read more than anyone I've seen. 705 00:39:15,815 --> 00:39:18,325 There's no reason why you should be barely graduating. 706 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:19,954 - I'm not. - You're not what? 707 00:39:20,105 --> 00:39:22,093 - I'm not graduating. - Yes, you are. 708 00:39:22,271 --> 00:39:24,225 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 709 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:26,985 We had an agreement that if you were going to live here... 710 00:39:27,186 --> 00:39:30,856 - you would go to school and graduate. - Well, I didn't and I'm not. 711 00:39:31,392 --> 00:39:34,268 What is wrong with you? Did you do this just to spite me? 712 00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:36,588 - Forget it, it's done. - What's your life now? 713 00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:38,800 Wal-Mart full-time? That's your great future? 714 00:39:38,973 --> 00:39:41,644 Gonna take the plunge and buy yourself a second blue vest? 715 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,642 Maybe, why not? What's wrong with it? I mean, it's no diner. 716 00:39:44,846 --> 00:39:47,675 I own this business, kid. I built it. This is mine. 717 00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:51,035 I'm not at the mercy of some boss, waiting to be chosen employee... 718 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,851 of the month for an extra $200 and a plaque. 719 00:39:54,052 --> 00:39:58,005 I am always employee of the month, the year, the century, the universe. 720 00:39:58,258 --> 00:40:01,087 You should be so lucky to have a job like mine. 721 00:40:05,964 --> 00:40:08,873 Here's what we're gonna do. You can live here one more year. 722 00:40:09,087 --> 00:40:12,360 You will quit your job. You will take twelfth grade over again. 723 00:40:12,587 --> 00:40:14,177 And you will graduate. 724 00:40:14,544 --> 00:40:18,089 I'm not playing with you here. You quit your job, you go to school. 725 00:40:18,335 --> 00:40:20,448 I'm not going back to school. 726 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,580 - So that's it? - Yeah, that's it. 727 00:40:23,832 --> 00:40:25,468 Then you got to go. 728 00:40:35,078 --> 00:40:36,794 I thought I smelled coffee. 729 00:40:36,952 --> 00:40:39,418 Good morning, your highness. I trust you slept well. 730 00:40:39,619 --> 00:40:42,528 To what do I owe this lovely display of domesticity? 731 00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:45,810 Being brilliant, I figured you probably would not be in the mood... 732 00:40:46,033 --> 00:40:47,544 to go to Luke's this morning. 733 00:40:47,699 --> 00:40:50,255 So I thought we'd have a nice breakfast here. 734 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,596 - Hey. - Good? 735 00:40:51,739 --> 00:40:53,410 - These are from Luke's. - What? 736 00:40:53,572 --> 00:40:55,640 You got up, went to Luke's and brought this back. 737 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:58,252 - I sure as hell won't cook. - They're good. 738 00:40:58,445 --> 00:41:00,797 I put them on a plate, the way you like them. 739 00:41:00,986 --> 00:41:02,179 There it is. 740 00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:06,352 "Mr. and Mrs. Lister announce the engagement of their daughter..." 741 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:09,954 "Lindsay Anne to Dean Forrester, son of Randy and Barbara Forrester." 742 00:41:10,191 --> 00:41:11,588 A good-looking couple. 743 00:41:11,732 --> 00:41:13,766 If the kids can sing, there's no stopping them. 744 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:16,132 I don't understand why they need to get married. 745 00:41:16,314 --> 00:41:19,745 Maybe they have to before he grows so tall she can't talk to him anymore. 746 00:41:19,979 --> 00:41:23,604 - I really do want him to be happy. - You're good in that department. 747 00:41:24,352 --> 00:41:26,704 Some people marry young and everything turns out fine. 748 00:41:26,894 --> 00:41:27,962 Absolutely. 749 00:41:28,101 --> 00:41:30,533 - That would be nice. - We'll keep a good thought. 750 00:41:30,725 --> 00:41:33,077 Here's a picture of Kirk pinned by the casket. 751 00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:34,618 That's a good one. 752 00:41:34,765 --> 00:41:37,879 It's bad enough this had to happen, but his pants splitting, too? 753 00:41:38,097 --> 00:41:40,927 I hope he never takes too close a look at his life. 754 00:41:41,138 --> 00:41:44,490 - Amen. This goes on the fridge, right? - Yeah. Absolutely. 755 00:41:45,595 --> 00:41:47,266 [Brakes screeching] 756 00:42:13,002 --> 00:42:14,718 - Can I sit? - Sure. Sit. 757 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,700 I thought you took an earlier bus. 758 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:23,067 My first class got canceled today. 759 00:42:26,372 --> 00:42:27,849 What's been going on? 760 00:42:28,163 --> 00:42:31,754 Nothing much. Fran died. I went to her funeral yesterday. 761 00:42:31,995 --> 00:42:34,222 - Luke went, too. - I saw him there. 762 00:42:34,994 --> 00:42:36,426 He was in the back. 763 00:42:44,323 --> 00:42:46,073 I can't go to the prom. 764 00:42:47,489 --> 00:42:49,080 I couldn't get tickets. 765 00:42:52,321 --> 00:42:53,434 Sorry. 766 00:42:57,153 --> 00:42:58,346 [Brakes screeching] 767 00:42:58,485 --> 00:42:59,917 This is my stop. 768 00:43:02,526 --> 00:43:05,196 - You'll call me? - Yeah. I'll call you.