1 00:00:04,541 --> 00:00:07,212 [Singing Peace Train] 2 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:12,756 Coming through, heavy packs! 3 00:00:12,918 --> 00:00:14,873 Out of our way, peace boy! 4 00:00:15,376 --> 00:00:17,888 No offense, love the song, carry on. 5 00:00:25,045 --> 00:00:26,920 And wuss patrol, halt. 6 00:00:28,045 --> 00:00:29,876 I have never known such pain. 7 00:00:30,046 --> 00:00:33,195 We are so not walking around Europe with those things on our backs. 8 00:00:33,421 --> 00:00:36,376 How are we going to backpack through Europe without backpacks? 9 00:00:36,588 --> 00:00:39,896 When we talked about backpacking, I never pictured us with backpacks. 10 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:41,528 What were you picturing? 11 00:00:41,672 --> 00:00:45,025 Spry, accommodating European men with neat mustaches... 12 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:48,212 trailing after us, carrying our luggage, hailing taxicabs... 13 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,254 reminding us of how beautiful we are. 14 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:52,982 It's just the two of us humping our backpacks around. 15 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:56,725 At least my new walking shoes are all broken in. 16 00:00:56,925 --> 00:00:59,722 - If you count broken skin, broken toes... - Don't do that. 17 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:00,617 Don't do what? 18 00:01:00,629 --> 00:01:02,564 Don't take your shoes off in a restaurant. 19 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,795 There's no "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign. 20 00:01:04,968 --> 00:01:07,401 - It's right here. Don't do that. - We're in pain, Luke. 21 00:01:07,594 --> 00:01:10,390 It's great you're bearing it so nobly. And can you move these? 22 00:01:10,594 --> 00:01:13,186 - Can? No. - Would if we could? Debatable. 23 00:01:15,136 --> 00:01:17,331 Look at that. Spry and accommodating. 24 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,899 Would you grow a mustache and follow us around Europe? 25 00:01:20,096 --> 00:01:22,166 - Sorry, I got travel plans of my own. - Really? 26 00:01:22,346 --> 00:01:25,257 I'm closing the diner for two weeks and taking Nicole on a trip. 27 00:01:25,472 --> 00:01:26,506 Fun. 28 00:01:26,639 --> 00:01:29,708 We'll drive through western Canada, then take a cruise up to Alaska. 29 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:31,443 - A cruise? - Intimate. 30 00:01:31,598 --> 00:01:32,792 I guess. Is it? 31 00:01:32,932 --> 00:01:35,133 [Singing] The Love Boat What? 32 00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:37,732 A cruise is a good spot to get down on one knee. 33 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:40,604 - And do my ventriloquist act? - And propose. 34 00:01:40,808 --> 00:01:43,685 - I have no plans to propose. - You don't now. 35 00:01:43,892 --> 00:01:46,484 After you've had dinner at Captain Stubing's table... 36 00:01:46,684 --> 00:01:48,913 and Isaac's served you a couple of Mojitos... 37 00:01:49,101 --> 00:01:50,852 Romantic cruises say commitment. 38 00:01:51,018 --> 00:01:53,769 I am not committing and I am not proposing, so drop it. 39 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:56,012 - Okay, it's dropped. - Really, drop it. 40 00:01:56,186 --> 00:01:58,460 - Didn't I say it's dropped? - I heard it. 41 00:01:58,645 --> 00:01:59,644 Thank you. 42 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,600 [Singing] The Love Boat 43 00:02:02,145 --> 00:02:04,134 If you had a radio I wouldn't have to do that. 44 00:02:04,312 --> 00:02:06,745 Your graduation's Wednesday at 4:00, correct? 45 00:02:06,938 --> 00:02:08,847 - You don't have to go to it. - I want to. 46 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:11,488 I feel I've been through this Chilton thing with you. 47 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:13,087 Good, I want you there. 48 00:02:13,231 --> 00:02:15,539 - Good. So what do you want? - Are you hungry? 49 00:02:15,731 --> 00:02:18,322 - I'm just sore. - Let's go home and rest. 50 00:02:21,273 --> 00:02:23,831 - Wait, don't leave these. - Store them for us. 51 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:26,172 Till we hire a flatbed truck to carry them home. 52 00:02:26,358 --> 00:02:28,825 - No. - Left foot hurts, right foot hurts. 53 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:30,094 - Carry me. - You carry me. 54 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,905 - You carry me. Come on. - No, you carry me. 55 00:03:29,411 --> 00:03:32,924 - What is taking him so long? - I don't know. Luke, come on! 56 00:03:35,245 --> 00:03:37,393 I walked right into a cobweb. 57 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:41,258 - What's the shape of the place? - It was a really big cobweb. 58 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,046 Terrible. So what's the story? 59 00:03:43,205 --> 00:03:46,320 - Is there a spider on me? - Suck it up, big guy, tell us the scoop. 60 00:03:46,539 --> 00:03:48,335 - It's not so bad. - So it's not so good. 61 00:03:48,497 --> 00:03:51,328 - Not so bad is not so good. - No really, it's not bad. 62 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:52,813 - The floors... - Are rotted! 63 00:03:52,957 --> 00:03:54,673 - They need replacing. - It's a disaster. 64 00:03:54,832 --> 00:03:56,946 The floors are fine. They need refinishing... 65 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:59,636 but they're really nice quartersawn oak floors. 66 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,106 - And the roof? - The roof... 67 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,523 - Is shot. - It's caving in. 68 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,656 - The walls, too. - With our hopes and dreams. 69 00:04:04,834 --> 00:04:05,868 The roof is fine. 70 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:08,990 Some shingles need replacing, but that's the extent of it. 71 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:11,847 - Almost done here. - Great, Kirk. You find any mold? 72 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,078 - Did I find any silent death? Not so far. - Good. 73 00:04:15,294 --> 00:04:18,444 I did tell you about the dangers of mold and Ed McMahon's dog, right? 74 00:04:18,669 --> 00:04:21,580 - Yes, you did. - Had memory loss due to mold infestation. 75 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,704 - Forgot how to sit. - Yes, it was horrible. 76 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:27,267 It's a growth industry right now, pardon the pun. Mold is money. 77 00:04:27,504 --> 00:04:29,652 I just wish I wasn't so scared of finding it. 78 00:04:29,838 --> 00:04:31,907 - Don't look too hard then. - Thanks. 79 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:34,965 What's the final prognosis? We're not buying a money pit? 80 00:04:35,172 --> 00:04:38,207 You're gonna spend money. But it's not a pit, might be a steal. 81 00:04:38,423 --> 00:04:40,981 - It's a steal! - We are such great businesswomen. 82 00:04:41,173 --> 00:04:43,242 Once you start work, you could have this place... 83 00:04:43,424 --> 00:04:45,459 up and running in four or five months. 84 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:49,020 Which gives the Independence Inn owners time to find our replacements. 85 00:04:49,258 --> 00:04:52,009 We could be running our own inn in less than a year! 86 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:55,802 - What's the matter, Kirk? Mold? - No, a mouse! 87 00:04:57,426 --> 00:04:59,893 We knew our education at Chilton would be exemplary... 88 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:03,924 but it was the people at Chilton, all my friends... Hi, Marcy, love you. 89 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:07,930 Cody and Debbie, love you, too. The faculty, the administrative staff... 90 00:05:08,179 --> 00:05:10,646 even our janitorial staff, Jaime and Joachim... 91 00:05:10,845 --> 00:05:12,801 I can't count how often you made me laugh... 92 00:05:12,971 --> 00:05:14,613 - Does she need medical attention? - Paris. 93 00:05:14,637 --> 00:05:17,309 Jaime and Joachim aren't even getting a copy. She's a maroon. 94 00:05:17,513 --> 00:05:19,263 It's the year's end, people get nostalgic. 95 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:22,102 How's your valedictorian speech coming along? 96 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:26,260 It's okay. Pretty standard, boring. "We love the school, blah, blah, blah..." 97 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,512 No one listens to those things anyhow... 98 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:31,398 Relax, I'm okay with you making valedictorian over me. 99 00:05:32,475 --> 00:05:34,191 - Good, thanks. - Sure. 100 00:05:34,349 --> 00:05:37,260 I googled the personal histories of Ivy League valedictorians... 101 00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:40,431 going back 25 years and found some enlightening statistics. 102 00:05:40,642 --> 00:05:43,359 They don't necessarily do well in later life, did you know? 103 00:05:43,559 --> 00:05:44,559 - No. - Yeah. 104 00:05:44,685 --> 00:05:47,595 A lot of business failure, crumbled marriages, suicides, obesity. 105 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,640 - Okay. - A bunch died in car crashes... 106 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:52,960 several did time, one suffocated when his cat fell asleep on his face. 107 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,301 Okay, thanks again. 108 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,153 AV geek, just pan my body nice and slow. 109 00:05:57,604 --> 00:05:59,002 - Why? - Yeah, why? 110 00:05:59,146 --> 00:06:00,942 I'll never look better than I do now. 111 00:06:01,104 --> 00:06:03,412 Come on, ladies, we don't have all day. 112 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:09,140 - AV geek, I'll need six minutes. - You're only allowed two. 113 00:06:09,355 --> 00:06:10,708 - Rolling. - Rolling. 114 00:06:10,856 --> 00:06:13,243 Fellow Chilton seniors, it's been quite a year. 115 00:06:16,690 --> 00:06:18,362 I hate this. 116 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:21,404 One guest in the whole inn. One guy. 117 00:06:21,608 --> 00:06:23,677 And I pulled towel duty today. 118 00:06:23,858 --> 00:06:26,416 It's especially awful handling guests' towels... 119 00:06:26,609 --> 00:06:29,201 when you know exactly which guest the towels belong to. 120 00:06:29,401 --> 00:06:31,675 It's his mites on those towels. 121 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:33,213 Don't be gross. 122 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:36,031 This is degrading for a man of my capabilities. 123 00:06:36,235 --> 00:06:38,463 What about me? I've got no kitchen, I'm a chef. 124 00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:42,768 My skills are deteriorating. I need to sauté, emulsify, marinate. 125 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:45,223 I need more mental stimulation. 126 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:48,837 I need to freaking fry a dead animal in a skillet. I'm going nuts. 127 00:06:49,071 --> 00:06:51,140 - I should have been a dancer. - What? 128 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:53,596 My mother put me in dance school and I rebelled. 129 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,611 I wanted to kick the football, I should not have. 130 00:06:56,822 --> 00:06:59,619 I've seen you dance and you jump around like a duck. 131 00:06:59,823 --> 00:07:03,017 - I'm getting mighty sick of you. - Not as sick as I am of you. 132 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,991 You do his towels, I'm not doing his towels anymore. 133 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:08,553 I'm not doing his towels, I hate that stupid guy... 134 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:10,697 with that stupid newspaper. He's stupid. 135 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:12,663 No bickering in front of the guest. 136 00:07:12,825 --> 00:07:14,622 Tell it to Deney Terrio here. 137 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:16,581 "I should've been a dancer." 138 00:07:16,743 --> 00:07:20,734 - Lorelai, how long can we keep this up? - Keep what up? 139 00:07:20,993 --> 00:07:24,949 We have one guest, half the rooms are still closed from the fire... 140 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:28,636 most of the staff is laid off, I am doing mite towels... 141 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:31,859 and the owner's son is walking around with a bunch of men in suits. 142 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:34,353 Yeah, John's here. That can't be good. 143 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,970 John is here looking things over for the renovation... 144 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:40,357 that will reopen the closed rooms so we can be up and running again. 145 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,854 - Stop worrying. - Okay. 146 00:07:43,039 --> 00:07:44,038 [Phone rings] 147 00:07:46,331 --> 00:07:47,889 Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking. 148 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,507 - Lorelai, it's your mother. - Mother, hi. 149 00:07:50,707 --> 00:07:53,935 I'm calling to find out how it'll work at Rory's graduation. 150 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:56,235 Are we going to be sitting together? 151 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,415 Well, hmm. 152 00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:01,050 - Lorelai. - Sorry. 153 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,119 Of course we'll sit together. We're family. 154 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:07,202 I knew that, I just wasn't sure if you did. 155 00:08:07,377 --> 00:08:09,366 - We're sitting together. - Good. 156 00:08:09,543 --> 00:08:11,692 - Yes, it is. - Ask her about the gift, Emily. 157 00:08:11,877 --> 00:08:13,867 - Dad? - He's on the other line. 158 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,045 Sure got that quiet thing down there. 159 00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:18,770 I'm on the upstairs portable, I'm on my way downstairs. 160 00:08:18,962 --> 00:08:21,519 - I see your mother now. Hello, Emily. - Hello, Richard. 161 00:08:21,712 --> 00:08:24,065 I'm on my way to the couch and am about to sit. 162 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,846 It's like the thrilling days of radio. 163 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,914 We wanted to ask about a gift for Rory. 164 00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:29,726 It's a big gift, a little extravagant. 165 00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:31,820 But it's a big occasion so it makes sense. 166 00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:33,030 We want to buy her a car. 167 00:08:33,256 --> 00:08:35,211 I think that's a great idea. 168 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,860 - Really? - Wonderful. 169 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:39,679 Rory needs to get back and forth from Yale a lot... 170 00:08:39,882 --> 00:08:43,713 the quicker she does it, the more I get to see her. It's a present for me, too. 171 00:08:43,966 --> 00:08:45,364 Yes, right. 172 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:47,384 - I suppose so. - Didn't think of that. 173 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:51,097 Just not a gas guzzler and no Ferraris or Lamborghinis. 174 00:08:51,343 --> 00:08:52,571 So nothing Italian. 175 00:08:52,718 --> 00:08:55,361 No, it can be Italian, just sensible Italian. 176 00:08:55,373 --> 00:08:56,390 All right, good. 177 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,511 - I'm glad we have this settled. - Good. 178 00:08:58,678 --> 00:09:01,713 Maybe I'll see you at the graduation and maybe I won't. 179 00:09:01,928 --> 00:09:04,122 - What? - See you there. Bye. 180 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:05,781 - Goodbye. - Bye. 181 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:14,200 You and your Armani posse want something to drink? 182 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:16,697 No, Lorelai, we're fine. Thanks. 183 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,205 - So, I've been lying about you all day. - About what? 184 00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:24,137 About how it's not a big deal that you're walking around... 185 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:28,268 with a concerned look on your face, with a group of men with concerned looks. 186 00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,891 I've been lying to me a little, too. 187 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:35,128 - We have to close off three more rooms. - Three rooms. That'll leave us with two. 188 00:09:35,393 --> 00:09:37,621 And the estimates for the repairs... 189 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:41,765 to get everything back to the quality we had and up to code, it's not pretty. 190 00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:44,371 - That's not pretty. - Mom's leaning toward selling. 191 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,708 - Selling. - Nothing's final yet. 192 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:49,252 Yeah, nothing's final. I just... 193 00:09:49,853 --> 00:09:51,444 Rory grew up here. 194 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:54,146 - I grew up here. - Yeah. 195 00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:57,620 - I'd better get back to my group. - Great, sure, you go. 196 00:09:57,854 --> 00:10:00,890 - Be careful not to trip over our guest. - I won't. 197 00:10:04,523 --> 00:10:05,522 [Knock on door] 198 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,352 LORELAI: Sookie, Jackson, you'd better not be in bed. 199 00:10:08,523 --> 00:10:10,479 - Were you expecting Lorelai? - No. 200 00:10:10,691 --> 00:10:12,805 The night is young and the champagne's cold. 201 00:10:12,983 --> 00:10:14,381 The champagne? 202 00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:16,165 - Surprise. - What is this? 203 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,225 - It's a celebration. - For what? 204 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,708 Sookie, get some glasses. Jackson, put some music on. 205 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,617 - Whatever you want, just make it festive. - Got it. 206 00:10:23,818 --> 00:10:26,171 I don't know what this is, but it's fun. 207 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,907 - I've got Creedence Clearwater Revival. - Good energy, too hillbilly. 208 00:10:31,236 --> 00:10:34,271 - How you coming with those glasses? - Just wiping the fancy ones. 209 00:10:34,486 --> 00:10:37,203 Huey Lewis & the News. It's Sookie's. 210 00:10:37,445 --> 00:10:39,161 We all have our guilty pleasures. 211 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,390 - Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass. - Fun, festive. It's perfect. Crank it. 212 00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:48,202 - I've got some Dom for me and Jackson. - Happens to be my brand. 213 00:10:48,572 --> 00:10:52,244 - I love this song. - And for Sookie and little baby... 214 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:55,605 whatever it is, we got the apple bubbly stuff. 215 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,559 - And cheers. - Cheers. 216 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,605 Come on, what are we celebrating? 217 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:05,750 - You ready? - Definitely. 218 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,942 The Independence Inn is closing! 219 00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:12,338 - The inn is closing? - Not closing, closed. 220 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:13,569 We're finished, over. 221 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:16,089 They're boarding the place up now. Who wants more? 222 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:18,195 Did they find some gold in the basement? 223 00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:19,927 I'm missing the celebrating angle. 224 00:11:20,078 --> 00:11:22,908 You should always celebrate new challenges. This is one. 225 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,747 - A new challenge. - There'll be severance pay, then nothing. 226 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:29,429 - Nothing. - Nothing but exciting new challenges. 227 00:11:29,621 --> 00:11:31,974 - Cheers. - The inn is closed. 228 00:11:32,496 --> 00:11:37,248 I guess this means that you guys can focus solely on refurbishing the Dragonfly. 229 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,176 Getting that running. That's exciting. 230 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,240 - Yes, it is. - Yeah, I agree. 231 00:11:41,415 --> 00:11:43,563 Just drink some more. How are you feeling? 232 00:11:43,748 --> 00:11:46,499 A little drunk and all I'm drinking is apple juice. 233 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:50,016 Good, 'cause I've got another little piece of news for you. 234 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,523 We can't buy the Dragonfly. 235 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:55,975 I can't swing my share of the money because I no longer have a steady income. 236 00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:58,638 That is great. 237 00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:02,223 - Was that an exciting challenge, too? - Absolutely. 238 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,654 Yesterday our lives were boring and predictable. 239 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:06,984 We had jobs, we were going to start a business. 240 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,318 Now everything is wide open. 241 00:12:09,503 --> 00:12:12,300 We can do anything because we're not penned in. 242 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:14,698 - That's good. - Yes, that's good. 243 00:12:14,879 --> 00:12:18,347 And thinking of those new challenges is a nice way to distract me... 244 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:21,226 from the fact that we don't work together anymore. So... 245 00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:23,570 we're going to see way less of each other. 246 00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:26,791 Which will make our limited time together more enjoyable. 247 00:12:27,006 --> 00:12:30,917 Right. Since I'm your vegetable supplier, I'm losing work... 248 00:12:31,174 --> 00:12:34,926 and seeing my wife and close friend way less than before. 249 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,494 Cheers. 250 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,419 That would convert it into a town bylaw... 251 00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:46,544 a minor but nonetheless important change from local ordinance... 252 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:51,318 giving us the leeway to enforce charter amendments five and six... 253 00:12:51,594 --> 00:12:55,824 and grandfathering in previously proposed statutes... 254 00:12:56,094 --> 00:12:57,970 with no procedural delay. 255 00:12:58,137 --> 00:13:02,525 So, all those in favor of going ahead with this, say "aye." 256 00:13:04,846 --> 00:13:06,438 All those opposed? 257 00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:09,423 People, what's going on? 258 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,973 - People! - Sorry, Taylor. 259 00:13:13,222 --> 00:13:15,655 - What's the matter? - It might be the first time... 260 00:13:15,848 --> 00:13:18,360 sixty people lost their train of thought at the same time. 261 00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:21,672 Yeah, Taylor, your voice always makes me think of my grocery list. 262 00:13:21,891 --> 00:13:23,403 - We need croutons. - Got it. 263 00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:24,991 Moving on. 264 00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:28,362 Now, people, I know it's an unpleasant subject... 265 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:32,947 but the deer population in this town is reaching monstrous proportions. 266 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:36,420 - Not this again. - He's always going on about the deer. 267 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:39,394 - Leave them alone, Taylor. - But they're taking over the town. 268 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:43,877 - We need to institute partial elimination. - Partial elimination? 269 00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:46,532 You wanna kill the little romping Bambis? 270 00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:49,923 People, do I have to detail the problems that these deer cause? 271 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,180 No, but you will. 272 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,507 Lyme disease, auto accidents, plane accidents. 273 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,686 - We have flying deer? - That's scary. 274 00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:58,925 Yeah, those ones you can snuff. 275 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,095 But the worst problem is the crop loss. 276 00:14:02,315 --> 00:14:05,987 - Hand me the blowup, please. - He's paying you for all this, right? 277 00:14:06,232 --> 00:14:07,982 - Yeah. - Really, how much? 278 00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:13,833 This is a randomly chosen but typical landscaped area... 279 00:14:14,108 --> 00:14:17,735 in the town that was denuded by these ruminant pests. 280 00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:20,371 - Randomly chosen? - Taylor, that's your backyard. 281 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:24,354 - This is a little self-serving. - It might be my yard. 282 00:14:24,611 --> 00:14:28,726 Might be? No one else has a "Kiss the gardener" sign. 283 00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:30,737 This is a trumped-up problem. 284 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,859 So none of you are interested in addressing this scourge? 285 00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:35,901 - I have a thought. - Go ahead, Kirk. 286 00:14:36,071 --> 00:14:37,743 - A controlled hunt. - Guns? 287 00:14:37,905 --> 00:14:40,258 - Not guns, wolves. - What? 288 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,994 You release a pack of wolves, they eat the deer, problem solved. 289 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:45,989 Then you'll have a wolf problem. 290 00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:49,748 I say that we defer this unsavory topic for another year. 291 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,626 - Wait a minute. - All those in favor? 292 00:14:51,782 --> 00:14:55,057 - Aye. - Taylor's opposed. Meeting adjourned. 293 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,306 I missed the whole thing? 294 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:04,122 Yes, and I'm still semi-grounded. I have a limited amount of time outside. 295 00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:06,755 Hurry and show me your prom pictures. 296 00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:09,505 - These are them. - How many did you take? 297 00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:12,373 300. I'll leave them with you. They're self-explanatory. 298 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:14,294 - What's this? - Our chicken picatta. 299 00:15:14,453 --> 00:15:16,249 - This? - Our chicken picatta after one bite. 300 00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:18,320 - So don't tell me, two bites? - Yup. 301 00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,689 - I think I can follow this. - Gotta run. 302 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,906 - Keep them in order. - I will. 303 00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:35,128 - Hi. - Hi. 304 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:39,428 Taylor's paying you to do all this work, isn't he? 305 00:15:39,624 --> 00:15:42,852 He knows I need money so he's helping me with extra stuff to do. 306 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:46,277 - He's a good guy. - He is a good guy. A very good guy. 307 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,748 - How are the old wedding plans? - They're fine. 308 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,465 My mom's held about a million weddings at the inn... 309 00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:56,863 and I've worked on a lot of them, so I'm a fountain of useful tips. 310 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,802 - Good. - For instance, your photographer... 311 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,401 Have him take candid photographs along with the other ones. 312 00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,425 It'll capture your favorite moments... 313 00:16:05,587 --> 00:16:08,975 and you won't be stuck with just the stiff, posed shots. 314 00:16:09,213 --> 00:16:10,327 Candid. Okay. 315 00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,929 If the ring bearer is younger than five... 316 00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:14,293 My nephew, he's three. 317 00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:17,138 Don't give him the ring until the last second. 318 00:16:17,339 --> 00:16:19,647 Because I've seen many a ring swallowed... 319 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:22,556 and it takes a couple days to get it back. 320 00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,450 Good point. 321 00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:29,160 It's been kind of overwhelming. You must rent the hall a year in advance. 322 00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:32,937 - Make sure your deposit's refundable. - Yeah, it is. 323 00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:35,813 Then there's a lot that we have to buy for our place. 324 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:38,237 Yeah, about that. Come on, sit. 325 00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:45,155 - What's this? - Your wedding gift. 326 00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:48,189 - What? - You can get anything you want... 327 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,615 but I marked a bunch of pages with stuff I think would be appropriate. 328 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,242 I wanted to get in early... 329 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,014 so that I could be the first person giving you a blender, not the third one. 330 00:16:57,263 --> 00:17:00,651 - You don't have to do this. - I know, that's why it's fun. 331 00:17:04,138 --> 00:17:05,457 This has everything. 332 00:17:05,597 --> 00:17:08,314 I'd recommend the mixing bowls, those are really nice. 333 00:17:08,515 --> 00:17:11,584 Or a knife set and a sharpener. Sharpening's very important. 334 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:14,718 I learned it from Sookie. You leave them too long, it's too late. 335 00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:16,444 Respect your knives. 336 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,747 - Thanks, Rory. - You're welcome. 337 00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:22,502 Flip through it with Lindsay, pick out what you want, I'll order it. 338 00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:23,839 I will. 339 00:17:27,268 --> 00:17:28,541 Bye, Dean. 340 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,083 Bye, Rory. 341 00:17:37,562 --> 00:17:40,154 - We should bring it in a bit more. - First, why don't you... 342 00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,628 use a medieval torture instrument to crush my ribs... 343 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:45,689 and flatten my spinal cord to accommodate your sadistic wish? 344 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,692 Don't use subtlety on us, we're slow. 345 00:17:47,854 --> 00:17:50,083 She's saying we don't need to bring it in anymore. 346 00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:52,182 Take it off, you're done. 347 00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:53,837 I should go. 348 00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:56,176 I've got a job interview tomorrow. You know what? 349 00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:57,834 - I'm nervous. - Which place? 350 00:17:57,982 --> 00:18:00,256 - Harrington's in Woodbridge. - Nice. 351 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,873 They want me as the executive chef four nights a week. 352 00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:06,419 I can't imagine working some place else. And without my Lorelai. 353 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,038 But it's only a few months till the Dragonfly opens, right? 354 00:18:10,276 --> 00:18:12,311 - You haven't told her yet? - Told me what? 355 00:18:12,484 --> 00:18:15,042 - I was waiting for an opportunity. - To tell me what? 356 00:18:15,235 --> 00:18:17,702 Which apparently is right now. Okay. 357 00:18:18,694 --> 00:18:20,286 Hon, listen... 358 00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,608 we're not buying the Dragonfly. 359 00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:26,926 - What? - It's just not the right time. 360 00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:29,226 - You're crazy, it's the perfect time. - Not really. 361 00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:31,916 If you wait, someone else'll buy it, you said so yourself. 362 00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:34,227 I'm gonna go, guys. Sorry to spill the beans. 363 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,441 - That's okay, I'll see you later. - Mom, why put it off? 364 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:41,044 - I know the inn closing is a setback. - Big one. 365 00:18:41,281 --> 00:18:44,715 But we've got Grandpa's money, that's plenty to buy the Dragonfly Inn. 366 00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:48,575 We'll just scrimp on everything until it's running and successful. 367 00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:51,098 - It would take a lot. - I'm a master scrimper. 368 00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,921 I would make the Olympic scrimping team. I'm that good. 369 00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:56,914 - We didn't get financial aid for Yale. - What? 370 00:18:57,117 --> 00:19:01,187 No scholarships, hardship money, money-off coupons, gift certificates. 371 00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:03,402 I don't understand. What happened? 372 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,135 Irony of ironies, the money I got from your grandpa... 373 00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:09,680 took us out of the running for aid because it looked like we have money. 374 00:19:09,911 --> 00:19:13,458 Send proof. A bank statement, a letter from Grandpa. A picture of this couch. 375 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,579 They'll know we're not rich after seeing it. 376 00:19:15,745 --> 00:19:17,337 I tried everything, I swear. 377 00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,770 - Why didn't you tell me? - With everything going on? 378 00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,263 Finals and personal stuff? I didn't want you worrying. 379 00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:24,570 - But Grandpa's money... - Is paying for Yale. 380 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,895 No way. 381 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:29,461 I'll take a loan from a bank. That's what banks are for. 382 00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:32,222 I don't want you buried by loans the day you graduate. 383 00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:35,292 I'll major in something that'll make me money when I graduate. 384 00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:37,454 I'll major in business or engineering. 385 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:41,740 You are not changing your major from journalism because of my lack of money. 386 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,006 It's our lack. 387 00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,877 If you need to work as a low-paid intern... 388 00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,957 for a magazine or a stringer for some small-town newspaper... 389 00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:53,762 or Tom Brokaw's toupee comber-outer before you make real money... 390 00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,510 - then that's what you'll do. - There must be another way. 391 00:19:56,711 --> 00:19:59,747 - I've looked, there's nothing. - This is so not fair to you. 392 00:19:59,962 --> 00:20:03,952 I'll have my own inn one day, I promise. But Yale comes first. 393 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,233 - What are you going to do now? - Rail at God for a while. 394 00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,225 Tell her I said hi. 395 00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:16,454 What happened to the elves that were going to pack our packs? 396 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,151 How about this? 397 00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:21,857 - You hate the dress I made you so much? - Not for graduation, for Europe. 398 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:25,365 Perfect. It's black, so it won't show dirt or wrinkles. 399 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,502 Wear it with a moody look like you're thinking of Bolsheviks... 400 00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:30,991 they'll mistake you for Simone de Beauvoir. Pack it. 401 00:20:31,176 --> 00:20:33,165 - It's too heavy. - Was that a trick question? 402 00:20:33,342 --> 00:20:36,458 - We need to cut weight from our packs. - I'm doing my part here. 403 00:20:36,676 --> 00:20:40,110 - You don't need five pairs of boots. - I'll drop boots if you drop books. 404 00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:42,094 - I can't drop books. - You can't bring 12. 405 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:45,774 Cut your undergarments. Don't forget, we'll rinse in Woolite every few days. 406 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,728 This is going to an uncomfortable place. 407 00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:50,525 - Your toothpaste. You have three tubes. - So? 408 00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,631 - Why three? - If I lose one, I'll have another. 409 00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:56,802 If you bring three tubes, I'll bring 12 books and a dictionary. 410 00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:58,650 Then I'll bring a gallon of mercury... 411 00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:01,317 one of the densest, heaviest substances known to man. 412 00:21:01,514 --> 00:21:03,503 - The writing's on the wall. - Cancel Europe. 413 00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:06,256 I've got to run, love my graduation dress. 414 00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:06,797 I know. 415 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,812 - Shame about Europe being canceled? - It's okay. 416 00:21:10,016 --> 00:21:12,290 It's not that great. Except for the cheese. 417 00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,987 - Nine books for two toothpastes. - Deal. 418 00:21:16,225 --> 00:21:17,224 [Doorbell rings] 419 00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:19,343 Who is it, Emily? 420 00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:22,273 I don't know, my x-ray vision isn't working. 421 00:21:22,477 --> 00:21:24,830 I was wondering if you were expecting somebody. 422 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,974 I wasn't expecting anybody. 423 00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:30,043 - Rory. - Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandpa. 424 00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:31,819 What brings you here on this busy day? 425 00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:34,331 I have a time-sensitive issue I need to talk about. 426 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,634 Time-sensitive? Come in. 427 00:21:40,146 --> 00:21:42,136 We were just getting ready for your ceremony. 428 00:21:42,313 --> 00:21:44,666 I was just retying my tie for the third time. 429 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:47,652 No matter how many times I tie it there's always room for error. 430 00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:49,631 It's not an exact science, is it? 431 00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,892 Nor an art form, it's pretty much nothing. 432 00:21:52,357 --> 00:21:53,915 Sit down, please. 433 00:21:54,066 --> 00:21:55,065 Okay. 434 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,876 All right. 435 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,954 - Should we be nervous? - No, you shouldn't be. I am, a little. 436 00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:02,511 What is it? 437 00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,791 - I need money. - You need money. 438 00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:07,534 - For Yale. - You need money for Yale. 439 00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:10,887 - Stop repeating what she says. - I'm sorry, I'm processing. 440 00:22:11,526 --> 00:22:13,834 It's a long story. No financing came through... 441 00:22:14,027 --> 00:22:17,222 and all the options that Mom and I have are just not good enough. 442 00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:18,593 So here's the offer: 443 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:21,328 I would like you to loan me money for four years at Yale. 444 00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:24,644 In return I will get a part-time job and pay you in installments. 445 00:22:24,862 --> 00:22:27,057 I will continue this schedule after graduation... 446 00:22:27,237 --> 00:22:29,988 increasing the payment in proportion to my income. 447 00:22:30,197 --> 00:22:32,664 Plus, I will reinstate Friday-night dinners with me. 448 00:22:32,864 --> 00:22:35,376 Each Friday night I'll be here, 7:00 on the dot. 449 00:22:36,198 --> 00:22:38,392 - How wonderful. - We've missed you, Rory. 450 00:22:38,573 --> 00:22:40,290 I've missed you, too. 451 00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:43,962 - This should work out for everyone, right? - Absolutely, we're happy to do it. 452 00:22:44,199 --> 00:22:45,348 Not so fast. 453 00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:46,491 Richard. 454 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,735 I'm happy to pay for Yale, but I don't want it to be a loan. 455 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:53,543 No, not that. I want it to be a loan because otherwise it's too easy. 456 00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:55,220 Here's my counteroffer: 457 00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:58,960 Let's make it a loan, but I insist that you not start paying it back... 458 00:22:59,202 --> 00:23:01,271 until at least five years after you graduate. 459 00:23:01,452 --> 00:23:03,522 Seven years if you go for your master's. 460 00:23:03,702 --> 00:23:06,059 It sounds fair, but I should pay interest. 461 00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:06,340 No. 462 00:23:06,662 --> 00:23:10,493 You are not going to pay me interest on this money. That's a deal breaker. 463 00:23:13,121 --> 00:23:14,598 - Okay. - Good. 464 00:23:15,497 --> 00:23:17,611 - Wonderful. - We have a deal. 465 00:23:19,122 --> 00:23:22,908 If journalism doesn't work out you could work for me after you graduate. 466 00:23:23,164 --> 00:23:25,472 You've got good deal-making skills, eye of the tiger. 467 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,382 I'll keep it in mind. 468 00:23:27,624 --> 00:23:30,296 - I should go. - Does your mother know you're here? 469 00:23:30,499 --> 00:23:31,499 No. 470 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,057 This is my thing. 471 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,481 I'll see you at the ceremony. 472 00:23:49,169 --> 00:23:50,238 Where do you wanna sit? 473 00:23:50,378 --> 00:23:53,811 There's no designated area for family and friends of the valedictorian? 474 00:23:54,045 --> 00:23:56,432 Like a skybox or a velvet rope on one of the rows. 475 00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,504 We're like 50 Cent's posse. 476 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,899 - Where are the boys? - Over there. 477 00:24:02,255 --> 00:24:04,847 They're doing that thing guys do around fancy buildings. 478 00:24:05,047 --> 00:24:07,719 - Talk about their construction. - The insurance costs. 479 00:24:07,923 --> 00:24:09,912 Guys, get over here. 480 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,602 Here's a row. How many seats do we need? 481 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:15,232 - You, me, Luke, Jackson. - That's four. 482 00:24:15,423 --> 00:24:18,493 - Plus picklepuss and sauerkraut. - Your parents make six. 483 00:24:18,716 --> 00:24:20,705 These stones have to be carved by hand. 484 00:24:20,883 --> 00:24:22,872 Without the tools we have now. No electricity. 485 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:26,166 - Just pulleys and fulcrums. - Hey, Bob Vila, take a seat. 486 00:24:26,384 --> 00:24:29,374 We have to vow not to make fun of any of the kids... 487 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:33,106 because the family will be sitting behind us just like at that play. 488 00:24:34,427 --> 00:24:37,303 The "Big-eared Romeo" fiasco of '98. Gotcha. 489 00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:39,606 Who's paging you? 490 00:24:39,761 --> 00:24:42,911 Maybe there's a special surprise party for the valedictorian's mom... 491 00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:44,410 before the ceremony. 492 00:24:44,554 --> 00:24:46,987 - I bet there is. - I'll be right back. 493 00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:48,858 Look at the gargoyles. 494 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,344 Those have to be imported from Europe. 495 00:24:52,514 --> 00:24:55,469 The insurance on this place must be astronomical. 496 00:24:57,014 --> 00:24:58,924 Nanny, you brought the kids! 497 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,293 [Speaking Portuguese] 498 00:25:11,059 --> 00:25:14,014 I'm looking for Rory Gilmore, she's the valedictorian. 499 00:25:14,226 --> 00:25:15,545 I'm her mom. 500 00:25:16,059 --> 00:25:17,969 Go away. I want to tell other people... 501 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:20,337 I'm the valedictorian's mom and am looking for you. 502 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,952 I've got good news that I want to tell you. 503 00:25:24,769 --> 00:25:27,486 - You're ready? - I hope so. Ready for what? 504 00:25:27,687 --> 00:25:29,279 - You're getting your inn. - What? 505 00:25:29,436 --> 00:25:32,790 Go put in the bid on the Dragonfly. You've got the money, Grandpa's money. 506 00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:36,090 - What? How do I have money? - Grandma and Grandpa will pay for Yale. 507 00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:37,382 Wait a minute... 508 00:25:37,522 --> 00:25:40,273 I explained everything, and they'll lend me the money for Yale. 509 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,708 When did they approach you? 510 00:25:41,856 --> 00:25:43,368 - I approached them. - No! 511 00:25:43,523 --> 00:25:45,194 I just left them. It's a done deal. 512 00:25:45,356 --> 00:25:47,789 Make the call, put in the bid before someone else does. 513 00:25:47,982 --> 00:25:51,290 Do you understand the Gilmores do nothing altruistically? 514 00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:53,161 Strings are attached to everything. 515 00:25:53,316 --> 00:25:55,191 - There are no strings. - No strings? 516 00:25:55,358 --> 00:25:57,950 I must pay them back starting five years after I graduate. 517 00:25:58,151 --> 00:26:01,743 - I have to go to Friday-night dinners. - Hello, Pinocchio. Those are strings. 518 00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:04,133 It was my idea to resume the dinners. 519 00:26:04,318 --> 00:26:06,626 I obligated just me, you are in no way a part of it. 520 00:26:06,819 --> 00:26:09,411 - This can't happen. - I don't want to defer your dream. 521 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,486 You shouldn't have done this behind my back. 522 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,563 Yale is my thing. I needed financing. I got it. 523 00:26:14,778 --> 00:26:16,813 Those people. Master manipulators. 524 00:26:16,987 --> 00:26:18,977 This was my idea. I'm manipulating you. 525 00:26:19,155 --> 00:26:21,110 They are manipulating you to manipulate me. 526 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,315 - How are they doing that? - Don't you see? 527 00:26:23,488 --> 00:26:26,523 If you go to Friday dinners, Mom knows I'll go just to be with you. 528 00:26:26,738 --> 00:26:29,489 - She wasn't thinking that. - They're getting what they want. 529 00:26:29,698 --> 00:26:32,210 Don't you see, we're all getting what we want. 530 00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:33,804 It's a win-win-win situation. 531 00:26:33,948 --> 00:26:35,221 - It's not. - It is. 532 00:26:35,365 --> 00:26:37,116 Okay, maybe it is. 533 00:26:37,283 --> 00:26:40,830 Just once, I want you to get exactly what you want... 534 00:26:41,074 --> 00:26:44,064 and me to get exactly what I want and them to get nothing. 535 00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:46,034 We'll see if we can't arrange that. 536 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,428 The ceremony's about to start. I'd better go. 537 00:26:48,617 --> 00:26:50,289 And go buy that inn. 538 00:26:56,661 --> 00:26:58,332 - Hi. - Hello. 539 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:01,847 Didn't you see Sookie? We've got seats saved. 540 00:27:02,036 --> 00:27:04,708 We didn't know if the whole seating issue had been resolved. 541 00:27:04,912 --> 00:27:08,061 - It was. Come on. - I don't remember it being fully resolved. 542 00:27:08,621 --> 00:27:10,849 - We didn't know if you changed your mind. - I didn't. 543 00:27:11,038 --> 00:27:12,471 It wasn't crystal clear. 544 00:27:12,622 --> 00:27:15,088 - Fine, just stay there. - You're not serious. 545 00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:29,441 Mom, Dad, you've met everyone here: Sookie, Jackson, Luke. 546 00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:32,679 - Hi. How are you doing? - No Christopher? 547 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:35,650 He's out of town, but he's having us take pictures... 548 00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:38,109 order him the video and we may come back... 549 00:27:38,293 --> 00:27:40,329 and reenact the whole thing when he gets home. 550 00:27:40,502 --> 00:27:41,979 Now sit, relax. 551 00:27:45,003 --> 00:27:47,356 Long story short, and a partly painful story at that... 552 00:27:47,545 --> 00:27:51,217 and hang on to your hat, but we can put a bid in on the Dragonfly. 553 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:54,578 What? You're kidding. How? What happened? 554 00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:56,308 I can't go into it now. 555 00:27:57,047 --> 00:27:58,481 Even with the champagne and Herb Alpert... 556 00:27:58,505 --> 00:28:01,097 I've been so depressed. I couldn't watch The Dating Game. 557 00:28:01,297 --> 00:28:02,650 That's all changed now. 558 00:28:02,797 --> 00:28:06,628 I'll go call the attorney. You sit back and enjoy the graduation. 559 00:28:06,882 --> 00:28:07,881 Sorry. 560 00:28:10,132 --> 00:28:12,565 This will not happen again, promise. 561 00:28:16,675 --> 00:28:19,744 You have to move over one more chair to be part of the group. 562 00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:21,956 - I thought someone else was coming. - No. 563 00:28:22,384 --> 00:28:23,532 - You're sure? - Yes. 564 00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:26,268 Because it would be awkward to move during the ceremony. 565 00:28:26,594 --> 00:28:28,424 I know what awkward is. 566 00:28:32,886 --> 00:28:34,603 - What, Mom? - Nothing. 567 00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:40,176 That man in front of me is extraordinarily tall, don't you think? 568 00:28:52,473 --> 00:28:56,350 - The middle one bowled a 143 last week. - Impressive. 569 00:28:58,766 --> 00:29:01,643 I was here before you, it just looks like I'm late. 570 00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:04,362 Appearances can be deceiving, so sorry. 571 00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:07,314 The real-estate agent wasn't in, so I left a message. 572 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:08,995 Did Rory walk in? 573 00:29:09,143 --> 00:29:12,098 First row, right in front of the kid with the humongous... 574 00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:14,141 The really cute kid. 575 00:29:15,061 --> 00:29:19,608 I wanted to get a picture of her walking in. I'll get some of her in her seat. 576 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:24,976 Sorry, I'm not like this. Today I am. 577 00:29:25,228 --> 00:29:27,218 I'm with the valedictorian. 578 00:29:27,854 --> 00:29:30,526 Invited guests, fellow faculty... 579 00:29:31,147 --> 00:29:32,943 honored attendees and students... 580 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:37,732 welcome to the Chilton Academy graduating class ceremony of 2003. 581 00:29:41,565 --> 00:29:43,998 This class is a distinguished assemblage... 582 00:29:44,191 --> 00:29:46,863 equal to or surpassing what has preceded it. 583 00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:50,977 In its 200-year history, Chilton has not failed to produce a class... 584 00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:53,620 that brings only honor to these grounds... 585 00:29:53,817 --> 00:29:55,567 and to the academy's fine traditions. 586 00:29:55,734 --> 00:29:59,486 To begin, I would like to invite the student body president, Paris Geller... 587 00:29:59,735 --> 00:30:02,293 to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. 588 00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:05,622 As his parting shot to me, Charleston never responded... 589 00:30:05,819 --> 00:30:08,457 to the three aspects of the pledge that I objected to... 590 00:30:08,654 --> 00:30:09,768 and considered rewriting. 591 00:30:09,904 --> 00:30:12,939 That's not going to stop me from using air quotes. 592 00:30:16,905 --> 00:30:19,702 In good times and bad, Chilton formed us, brought us hope... 593 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,577 honed our insight, gave us encouragement. 594 00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,933 Though my time here was interrupted by my period... 595 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:27,388 spent on Broadway hanging out with Stephen Sondheim... 596 00:30:27,698 --> 00:30:31,086 I still consider Chilton the most rewarding experience of my young life. 597 00:30:31,324 --> 00:30:34,518 It had been my plan in closing to recite a short poem that I wrote. 598 00:30:34,741 --> 00:30:37,379 - But reconsidered. - Come on, Brad, go out a winner. 599 00:30:37,575 --> 00:30:40,406 As I read it aloud, I realized the feelings I wanted to share... 600 00:30:40,617 --> 00:30:44,494 with my fellow students were better expressed in a favorite song. 601 00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:47,963 [Sings Cherish] 602 00:30:52,744 --> 00:30:53,744 Oh, Brad. 603 00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:07,206 It's a distinct pleasure for me to introduce to you our valedictorian. 604 00:31:07,455 --> 00:31:10,206 This young lady was a second-year transfer from a school... 605 00:31:10,414 --> 00:31:12,403 where she distinguished herself immeasurably. 606 00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:14,729 She is humble, hard-working... 607 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,587 competitive when need be... 608 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:19,499 and unparalleled in her academic achievements. 609 00:31:19,707 --> 00:31:22,219 Ladies and gentlemen, Rory Gilmore. 610 00:31:31,335 --> 00:31:33,529 - Not crying, right? - Not crying. 611 00:31:33,835 --> 00:31:35,870 Keeping our cool so we don't miss a thing. 612 00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:38,158 - Tears get in your eyes. - You miss things. 613 00:31:38,336 --> 00:31:40,325 - So we're not crying. - Not crying. 614 00:31:41,128 --> 00:31:43,276 - Not crying. Not crying. - What? 615 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:45,626 - No crying. - I'm not crying. 616 00:31:45,796 --> 00:31:49,706 Headmaster Charleston, faculty members, fellow students, family and friends... 617 00:31:49,963 --> 00:31:52,874 welcome. We never thought this day would come. 618 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:56,530 We prayed for its quick delivery, crossed days of four calendars... 619 00:31:56,756 --> 00:32:00,508 counted hours, minutes and seconds and now that it's here, I'm sorry it is... 620 00:32:00,756 --> 00:32:02,826 because it means leaving inspiring friends... 621 00:32:03,007 --> 00:32:06,315 and teachers who've been my mentors, many people who've shaped my life... 622 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,380 and my fellow students' lives impermeably and forever. 623 00:32:09,591 --> 00:32:12,547 I live in two worlds. One is the world of books. 624 00:32:13,175 --> 00:32:16,131 I've been a resident of Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha County... 625 00:32:16,343 --> 00:32:19,378 hunted the white whale from the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon... 626 00:32:19,593 --> 00:32:21,468 sailed a raft with Huck and Jim... 627 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,909 committed absurdities with lgnatius J. Reilly... 628 00:32:24,094 --> 00:32:27,971 rode a sad train with Anna Karenina and strolled down Swann's Way. 629 00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:32,014 It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. 630 00:32:32,262 --> 00:32:36,253 My second one is filled with characters less eccentric, but supremely real... 631 00:32:36,513 --> 00:32:38,422 made of flesh and bone, full of love... 632 00:32:38,596 --> 00:32:41,507 who are my ultimate inspiration for everything. 633 00:32:42,222 --> 00:32:46,338 Richard and Emily Gilmore are kind, decent, unfailingly generous people. 634 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,394 They are my twin pillars, without whom I could not stand. 635 00:32:49,598 --> 00:32:51,792 I am proud to be their grandchild. 636 00:32:51,974 --> 00:32:54,930 But my ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend... 637 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:58,734 the dazzling woman from whom I received my name and my life's blood... 638 00:32:58,975 --> 00:33:00,487 Lorelai Gilmore. 639 00:33:01,475 --> 00:33:02,545 Hang in there. 640 00:33:02,684 --> 00:33:04,481 My mother never gave me any idea... 641 00:33:04,643 --> 00:33:08,270 that I couldn't do what I wanted to do or be whom I wanted to be. 642 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,349 She filled our house with love and fun and books and music... 643 00:33:11,561 --> 00:33:13,835 unflagging in her efforts to give me role models... 644 00:33:14,019 --> 00:33:16,975 from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith. 645 00:33:17,270 --> 00:33:20,499 As she guided me through these incredible 18 years... 646 00:33:20,729 --> 00:33:24,356 I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her. 647 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:26,799 - Not crying. - Crying a little. 648 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,588 Crying a little but not blubbering. That's what we meant by no crying. 649 00:33:30,814 --> 00:33:32,167 No blubbering. 650 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:35,111 Thank you, Mom, you are my guidepost for everything. 651 00:33:35,315 --> 00:33:37,145 On the verge of blubbering here. 652 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,224 Not doing too well myself. 653 00:33:39,899 --> 00:33:41,252 Not you, too. 654 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,036 I'm blubbering, you're freaks. 655 00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:45,465 As we prepare ourselves, today... 656 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,913 I swear, I do not recognize half of these people. 657 00:33:50,109 --> 00:33:51,940 What's your name, what's your story? 658 00:33:53,444 --> 00:33:55,877 - Do you see her? - She's the one in the robe. 659 00:33:56,944 --> 00:33:59,979 She's lost in a sea of blue polyester. I couldn't point her out. 660 00:34:00,194 --> 00:34:01,342 Richard. 661 00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:02,605 How much to insure all this? 662 00:34:02,695 --> 00:34:06,083 The insurance may not be prohibitive, but the deductibles will be enormous. 663 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,628 - Well into six figures. - Six figures? 664 00:34:08,821 --> 00:34:12,174 - That's like having no insurance at all. - So if there was a fire... 665 00:34:12,405 --> 00:34:15,475 Stop assessing the value of the building. Rory's coming up. 666 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:18,217 I want a closer shot of her getting her diploma. 667 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:24,286 Thanks, I suck, sorry. 668 00:34:25,574 --> 00:34:27,246 Paris Eustace Geller. 669 00:34:27,408 --> 00:34:29,477 Finally, a name I recognize. 670 00:34:34,409 --> 00:34:36,478 - Congratulations, Paris. - No hard feelings. 671 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,658 Okay. 672 00:34:40,869 --> 00:34:42,665 Lorelai Leigh Gilmore. 673 00:34:42,869 --> 00:34:45,177 - This is it. - She looks so solemn. 674 00:34:45,369 --> 00:34:46,597 Like a Gilmore. 675 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:51,942 - Congratulations, Rory. - Thank you, Headmaster. 676 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:59,047 - Lorelai, really. - I taught her all I know. 677 00:34:59,246 --> 00:35:01,963 Honest to God, last time. Sorry. 678 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,510 I need a pen. I don't have a pen. 679 00:35:11,665 --> 00:35:13,264 - Give me your pen. - I don't have a pen. 680 00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:14,974 Where's the pen you take orders with? 681 00:35:15,124 --> 00:35:18,114 You have to stop assuming that I take pens with me everywhere I go. 682 00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:20,608 - Never be without a pen. - Thank you, Dad. 683 00:35:32,252 --> 00:35:34,208 How many more times are you going to do that? 684 00:35:34,378 --> 00:35:35,969 I think about six. 685 00:35:37,795 --> 00:35:40,944 Class of 2003, give yourselves a hand. 686 00:35:48,797 --> 00:35:50,388 How was my speech? 687 00:35:51,256 --> 00:35:53,564 It made everyone cry including stone-cold Luke. 688 00:35:53,757 --> 00:35:56,951 - Luke, you old softy. - I will never live this down. 689 00:35:57,174 --> 00:35:59,368 - Not with me around. - I gotta go back to the diner. 690 00:35:59,549 --> 00:36:02,618 - Thanks for coming. - Sure. The building's amazing. 691 00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:06,722 - So are you. - Thanks. 692 00:36:09,509 --> 00:36:11,657 It really was great of you to come, Luke. 693 00:36:11,843 --> 00:36:14,230 - It meant a lot to her. - It was fun. 694 00:36:16,427 --> 00:36:19,621 If I don't see you, have fun on your trip with Nicole. 695 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:22,994 - We may not go now. - You were looking forward to it. 696 00:36:23,303 --> 00:36:26,419 I don't know if the timing's right. Things are kind of weird. 697 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:31,204 It's because I teased you about the commitment thing. I ruined it. 698 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:32,464 No, that's not it. 699 00:36:32,597 --> 00:36:34,711 Promise me that's not it. It would break my heart. 700 00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:37,765 You weren't wrong about that. It got me thinking... 701 00:36:37,972 --> 00:36:39,928 it is kind of like committing to her. 702 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:42,053 - So? - I don't want to lead her on. 703 00:36:42,223 --> 00:36:44,895 But you like her. You like her a lot, don't you? 704 00:36:45,098 --> 00:36:47,088 - She's great. - Then go. 705 00:36:47,266 --> 00:36:49,096 No matter what she's reading into it. 706 00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:52,097 Really, you think that's okay considering... 707 00:36:53,351 --> 00:36:54,703 everything? 708 00:36:57,309 --> 00:36:58,821 - I do. - Okay. 709 00:36:59,809 --> 00:37:01,845 - I'll probably go then. - Good. 710 00:37:02,018 --> 00:37:05,610 - I guess I was just nervous about nothing. - That's what I think, too. 711 00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:09,831 - I'll see you in a couple of months. - I'll see you then. 712 00:37:16,854 --> 00:37:18,526 I guess we should say our goodbyes. 713 00:37:18,688 --> 00:37:21,677 Nanny made me a special dinner, she makes a mean farturas. 714 00:37:21,897 --> 00:37:24,205 I'm glad you found me. I wanted to say goodbye, too. 715 00:37:24,397 --> 00:37:26,545 Good. Good luck. 716 00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:31,334 It's weird, most of the time I really hated you. 717 00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,691 I really hated you, too. 718 00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:44,617 I think it might be time to present... 719 00:37:44,817 --> 00:37:46,489 Rory with her graduation gift. 720 00:37:46,652 --> 00:37:48,482 You guys didn't have to get me anything. 721 00:37:48,652 --> 00:37:51,369 - Nonsense. - This one wouldn't fit in an envelope... 722 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:54,763 - so follow me, please. - We're really excited about this one. 723 00:37:54,986 --> 00:37:56,861 - So am I. - Good. 724 00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:01,367 There's your gift. The one with the bow. 725 00:38:05,363 --> 00:38:08,717 For Pete's sake. It was the only one there when I drove it up. 726 00:38:08,947 --> 00:38:10,937 You should've put a more distinctive bow on it. 727 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,625 How could I know every kid here was getting a car? 728 00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:16,573 - You got me a car. - We got you a car. 729 00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:19,885 That's amazing, thank you. 730 00:38:22,491 --> 00:38:23,560 Which one is it? 731 00:38:23,699 --> 00:38:25,735 Did you get her one for every day of the week? 732 00:38:25,908 --> 00:38:28,466 We got her one car. It's a little Prius. 733 00:38:28,659 --> 00:38:30,648 It's safe, it gets great gas mileage. 734 00:38:30,825 --> 00:38:33,292 And it's the one that Leonardo DiCaprio drives. 735 00:38:33,493 --> 00:38:35,244 Thank you. 736 00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:37,319 - I love you guys. - We love you, too. 737 00:38:37,494 --> 00:38:38,927 And don't forget to call about... 738 00:38:39,078 --> 00:38:41,385 Insurance, I'll do it the second I get home. 739 00:38:41,397 --> 00:38:41,749 Good. 740 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:46,228 - Congratulations. Thanks for your speech. - You're welcome. 741 00:38:46,495 --> 00:38:48,087 I meant it, thank you for everything. 742 00:38:48,246 --> 00:38:50,554 Have fun in Europe, both of you. 743 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,463 - Thank you, Mom. - When do you get back? 744 00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:55,691 - The 27th. - We'll see you that Friday for dinner. 745 00:38:59,665 --> 00:39:03,495 - Explain the win-win-win thing again? - Everybody wins, that's what it is. 746 00:39:03,748 --> 00:39:04,747 [Mobile phone rings] 747 00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:08,616 Hello? 748 00:39:09,582 --> 00:39:10,652 Hello? 749 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:13,728 - Hang up? - Yeah. 750 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,989 You've been getting a lot of those lately. 751 00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:17,166 [Mobile phone rings] 752 00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,291 Hello? 753 00:39:19,251 --> 00:39:20,251 Hello? 754 00:39:26,461 --> 00:39:27,938 Jess, is that you? 755 00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:32,459 I'm pretty sure it's you. You've been calling and not speaking... 756 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,979 but want to say something. Hello? 757 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:39,816 You're not going to talk, fine. I'll talk. 758 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:41,914 You didn't handle things right. At all. 759 00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:44,885 You could've told me that you were having trouble in school... 760 00:39:45,089 --> 00:39:48,079 and weren't going to graduate, that your dad had been there. 761 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,685 Instead you ended up not taking me to my prom... 762 00:39:50,881 --> 00:39:53,235 not coming to my graduation and leaving again... 763 00:39:53,423 --> 00:39:55,538 without saying goodbye again. 764 00:39:55,841 --> 00:39:57,911 That's fine. I get it, but that's it for me. 765 00:39:58,092 --> 00:40:01,400 I'm going to Europe tomorrow and I'm going to Yale and I'm moving on. 766 00:40:01,634 --> 00:40:05,589 I'm not going to pine. I hope you didn't think I was going to pine. 767 00:40:09,051 --> 00:40:12,882 I think I may have loved you, but I just need to let it go. 768 00:40:17,845 --> 00:40:19,960 So that's it, I guess. 769 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,437 I hope you're good, I want you to be good. 770 00:40:25,888 --> 00:40:27,445 Okay. Goodbye. 771 00:40:28,555 --> 00:40:32,227 That word sounds really lame and stupid right now, but there it is. 772 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:33,471 Goodbye. 773 00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:54,443 - You okay? - I'm okay. 774 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:57,810 - Come on. - But Sookie and Jackson are out that way. 775 00:40:58,018 --> 00:41:00,371 I want to go back a different way. 776 00:41:00,769 --> 00:41:04,680 - I thought we were going home. - I have one more stop before we do. 777 00:41:09,895 --> 00:41:13,567 - Hi, where's Rory? - Out in the car. 778 00:41:14,938 --> 00:41:18,565 - It was a really nice ceremony, wasn't it? - It was beautiful. 779 00:41:19,189 --> 00:41:23,224 - What's up? - I just wanted to say something to you... 780 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,285 in case we don't see each other before your trip. 781 00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:29,597 - Sure. What? - Don't get engaged. 782 00:41:31,941 --> 00:41:33,692 What? Why? 783 00:41:37,192 --> 00:41:38,191 Lorelai? 784 00:41:51,737 --> 00:41:53,409 - Mom, wait. - Hurry. 785 00:41:53,862 --> 00:41:56,773 This outfit produces a lot of wind resistance. 786 00:41:57,738 --> 00:41:59,852 - Why are we here? - Leaving our mark, got a knife? 787 00:42:00,030 --> 00:42:02,417 - A knife, for what? - Carving our initials. Knife. 788 00:42:02,613 --> 00:42:06,001 The switchblade I keep in my sock? No, I left it at home. 789 00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,228 I must have something here. 790 00:42:08,990 --> 00:42:11,218 - Safety pin, perfect. - We can't do this. 791 00:42:11,741 --> 00:42:15,015 Yes, we can. People need to know we were here. 792 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,355 I'm in the yearbook. 793 00:42:16,491 --> 00:42:18,002 How about the wall? 794 00:42:18,158 --> 00:42:20,272 It's out in the open, they'll trace it to us. 795 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:22,360 They'll see LG and RG and figure it was us? 796 00:42:22,534 --> 00:42:23,648 There ain't no dorks here. 797 00:42:23,784 --> 00:42:26,296 - Somewhere in the floor? - This marble is 200 years old. 798 00:42:26,492 --> 00:42:28,482 Harriet Beecher Stowe walked on this marble. 799 00:42:30,201 --> 00:42:33,476 - The banister. - Was donated by Robert Frost. 800 00:42:34,328 --> 00:42:35,397 The sconce. 801 00:42:35,536 --> 00:42:38,491 Was ceremonially lit for the first time by Thomas Edison. 802 00:42:38,703 --> 00:42:40,898 Is there anything in this whole room... 803 00:42:41,078 --> 00:42:43,795 that a famous dead person was not associated with? 804 00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:47,190 This is very interesting, architectural doodads and foo-faws. 805 00:42:47,413 --> 00:42:49,925 - And wing-dings and tum-tums. - That was close. 806 00:42:50,581 --> 00:42:53,855 Just carve it really tiny here in the baseboard of the wall... 807 00:42:54,081 --> 00:42:56,991 and do it reversed. So, GL and GR. 808 00:42:58,248 --> 00:43:01,557 - Maybe it's not such a good idea. - The madness passes. 809 00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:04,924 You guys coming? Party at your place, right? 810 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,000 - A party? - Just a little gathering. 811 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,964 - We'll meet back at our house. - See you there. 812 00:43:10,709 --> 00:43:11,743 Wait. 813 00:43:13,418 --> 00:43:15,327 Look around for a second. 814 00:43:17,085 --> 00:43:19,120 - Notice? - Notice what? 815 00:43:20,794 --> 00:43:22,749 It's not so scary anymore. 816 00:43:24,253 --> 00:43:25,969 No, it's not.