1 00:00:05,913 --> 00:00:07,551 - Hey. - Hi. 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,304 What are you doing? 3 00:00:09,459 --> 00:00:11,018 Well, I'm gardening. 4 00:00:11,169 --> 00:00:13,366 - What are you doing? - I'm gardening! 5 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:14,663 What are you doing? 6 00:00:14,799 --> 00:00:17,997 Why don't you come over here and see, honey, since you seem so confused? 7 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:20,610 Oh, my God. You are gardening. 8 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:23,687 - Yeah. Hello. I am gardening. - Why? 9 00:00:23,895 --> 00:00:25,773 Because Babette bought me a bag of bulbs. 10 00:00:25,939 --> 00:00:27,259 Why would she do that? 11 00:00:27,399 --> 00:00:30,153 She thought that cultivating new life would help distract me... 12 00:00:30,361 --> 00:00:32,558 from my current emptiness and sense of loss. 13 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:35,209 - That's weirdly sweet of her. - Yes, it was. 14 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,368 I forgot about the bulbs till Babette brought them up this morning... 15 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,980 so I dug them out of the garage. 16 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,922 They've developed some sort of mold. 17 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,679 - This is the planet of the mold. - Come help me. 18 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,475 I'm no botanist, but I don't think anything's gonna grow... 19 00:00:47,675 --> 00:00:48,746 from this piece of tar. 20 00:00:48,886 --> 00:00:51,639 - Just put it in the hole. - Why didn't you just throw them out? 21 00:00:51,848 --> 00:00:55,000 - There are eyes everywhere, my dear. - Hey, doll, how you doing? 22 00:00:55,228 --> 00:00:57,742 Great, Babette. Just tending my bulbs. 23 00:00:57,939 --> 00:01:00,739 - Makes you feel better, doesn't it? - Absolutely. Much better. 24 00:01:00,943 --> 00:01:03,220 - You need any help? - No, I got Rory helping me. 25 00:01:03,404 --> 00:01:04,758 - Hi, Babette. - Hi, sugar. 26 00:01:04,906 --> 00:01:06,705 Don't worry. I'm looking out for your mom. 27 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,096 I'm glad to hear that. 28 00:01:08,244 --> 00:01:10,156 And just you wait till spring. 29 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:13,961 You're gonna wake up one morning, walk out, and pow! 30 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:16,441 Color coming out of your yin-yang. 31 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:17,950 I'll see you girls tomorrow. 32 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:20,162 I'm going to have color coming out of my yin-yang. 33 00:01:20,343 --> 00:01:22,460 Then maybe you'll finally get a man. 34 00:01:23,305 --> 00:01:26,139 This has got to be the grossest thing ever. 35 00:01:26,351 --> 00:01:28,787 Forget it. Let's talk about something else. How's school? 36 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:31,291 School's fine. It's hard, but good. 37 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,846 Tanna's fine. Janet and Paris are fighting... 38 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:37,259 because Janet gets up at 5:30 to go jogging, wakes Paris up... 39 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:40,722 and then the resulting argument wakes everybody up, and... 40 00:01:42,038 --> 00:01:44,758 - You bulbed me. - I was aiming over there. 41 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,358 It got my hand! 42 00:01:46,502 --> 00:01:49,256 - Shake it off. - It won't go! 43 00:01:50,048 --> 00:01:52,768 - You wiped it on my shirt. - It was a reflex. 44 00:01:52,969 --> 00:01:54,643 - To ruin my shirt? - I'm sorry. 45 00:01:54,805 --> 00:01:58,003 - You never liked this shirt. - It's not that. It's just that... 46 00:01:58,226 --> 00:02:02,698 - There's something crawling up my leg. - I got it! 47 00:02:02,982 --> 00:02:04,178 It's big. 48 00:02:06,904 --> 00:02:09,374 Okay, so the next time that Babette... 49 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:12,961 gives you a bag of bulbs to plant because you're lonely... 50 00:02:13,162 --> 00:02:15,723 - you say... - No, thank you. 51 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:16,986 Class dismissed. 52 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:13,991 PARIS: You can at least open a window. JANET: Why? 53 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:16,149 Because it smells like a locker room in here. 54 00:03:16,327 --> 00:03:17,727 - Tough luck. - Fine. 55 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,756 - Did the alarm go off? - I shut it off. 56 00:03:21,918 --> 00:03:24,308 Who needs an alarm when you've got workout Barbie around? 57 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,895 Never mind that some of us were up finishing a chem lab... 58 00:03:27,092 --> 00:03:28,730 till 2:30 in the morning! 59 00:03:28,885 --> 00:03:30,843 I love waking up at 5:00 a.m. to the sound... 60 00:03:31,014 --> 00:03:33,291 of someone grunting out crunches in the common room. 61 00:03:33,475 --> 00:03:35,830 I told you, earplugs. 62 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:38,171 You know, she talks to herself when she stretches. 63 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:39,756 "Come on, Janet. Push it, Janet. 64 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,777 "Love the pain, Janet." It's pornographic. 65 00:03:41,944 --> 00:03:43,777 - What time is it? - I know what she's doing. 66 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:45,096 Psychological warfare. 67 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,281 Don't let your enemy sleep. Push him till he cracks. 68 00:03:47,452 --> 00:03:49,533 Charlie tried those tricks on our boys at Khe Sanh... 69 00:03:49,705 --> 00:03:51,104 and if she keeps this up... 70 00:03:51,248 --> 00:03:53,240 I am not gonna be responsible for what happens. 71 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:57,208 Oh, my God! Paris, breakfast is over in five minutes. 72 00:03:57,465 --> 00:03:59,980 I know. It's Tuesday, too. That's waffle bar day. 73 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:02,738 - Why didn't you wake me? - Sure, blame me. 74 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:04,489 I'm the victim here, remember? 75 00:04:13,861 --> 00:04:16,581 Excuse me. Can I... Thank you. 76 00:04:17,532 --> 00:04:18,567 Okay. 77 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:30,330 - Rory. - Marty. 78 00:04:30,466 --> 00:04:31,501 You remembered. 79 00:04:31,634 --> 00:04:34,548 I wasn't the one passed out in the hallway, so I had a better shot. 80 00:04:34,763 --> 00:04:37,597 True, very true. So, I see you're a little late for breakfast. 81 00:04:37,809 --> 00:04:39,721 Yeah, my alarm was turned off. 82 00:04:39,895 --> 00:04:41,568 You want some eggs or something? 83 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:43,802 I always take enough for 10. I blame my brother. 84 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,545 He always took the biggest piece of chicken. 85 00:04:45,569 --> 00:04:46,684 And left you none? 86 00:04:46,821 --> 00:04:49,336 No, there was more. I just wanted that big piece. 87 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:52,094 - Well... - I want you to meet the breakfast crew. 88 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:53,641 I'm kind of... 89 00:04:53,788 --> 00:04:56,463 We all just started eating breakfast together every morning... 90 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,864 so someone came up with the name "The Breakfast Crew." 91 00:04:59,045 --> 00:05:01,639 It's not like an official club or anything. There's no hats. 92 00:05:01,841 --> 00:05:03,832 At least not until we can all agree on a color. 93 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:06,651 Excuse me, guys. I want you all to meet Rory. 94 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:08,246 - Who? - The robe. 95 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,426 - Oh. - Oh. 96 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,788 The robe. Nice to meet you. 97 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:13,769 - I told them about your act of kindness. - It was nothing, really. 98 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,098 I wouldn't say that. That was one nice robe. 99 00:05:16,276 --> 00:05:17,789 We all took turns trying it on. 100 00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:19,936 No, not true. Ignore him. 101 00:05:20,114 --> 00:05:21,884 I'm sorry I haven't gotten it back to you yet. 102 00:05:21,908 --> 00:05:23,945 - It's okay. - Nice bunny shoes. 103 00:05:24,119 --> 00:05:27,590 Thank you. It was nice meeting you all. I actually have to go, so... 104 00:05:27,832 --> 00:05:29,949 - I embarrassed you. - It's fine. 105 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:33,200 I'm sorry. I was just so relieved that I could finally approach you. 106 00:05:33,423 --> 00:05:36,496 - Why couldn't you approach me? - That night was really humiliating... 107 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:39,109 so every time I saw you after that, I just hid. 108 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,264 But when I saw you show up like that... 109 00:05:41,434 --> 00:05:44,347 I thought, "Here's my chance to even the playing field." 110 00:05:44,563 --> 00:05:47,362 Marty, this is not as embarrassing as being totally naked. 111 00:05:47,566 --> 00:05:48,966 No, it's not. 112 00:05:49,235 --> 00:05:50,464 But it's close. 113 00:05:52,657 --> 00:05:55,377 Well, consider the playing field leveled. 114 00:05:55,911 --> 00:05:59,109 - Good. See you, Rory. - See you, Marty. 115 00:05:59,832 --> 00:06:03,224 Exactly. Yes, that's just the kind of thing we're looking for. 116 00:06:04,422 --> 00:06:06,254 I'm so glad to hear that... 117 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:08,814 because the last two designers we met with... 118 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:11,162 had very different philosophies. 119 00:06:11,807 --> 00:06:12,842 Uh-huh. 120 00:06:12,974 --> 00:06:15,091 No, I didn't know you did the Silver Thatch Inn. 121 00:06:15,269 --> 00:06:16,782 That's so beautiful. 122 00:06:16,938 --> 00:06:17,974 Yeah. 123 00:06:18,107 --> 00:06:19,107 [Luke clearing throat] 124 00:06:19,274 --> 00:06:22,028 Okay. Well, why don't we meet... 125 00:06:22,237 --> 00:06:24,229 Friday, say, around 2:00? 126 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,374 Okay. Luke's Diner. 127 00:06:27,536 --> 00:06:29,493 It's right in the middle of the town square. 128 00:06:29,663 --> 00:06:31,860 You can't miss it. Just follow the love. 129 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:34,477 Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye. 130 00:06:35,004 --> 00:06:36,684 - What was that? - I was taking it outside. 131 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,789 Three people came in while you held the door open. 132 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:40,002 You're exaggerating. 133 00:06:40,135 --> 00:06:41,888 Why can't you respect the rules of my diner? 134 00:06:42,054 --> 00:06:46,367 I do respect the rules of your diner. It's that baseball cap I have issues with. 135 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,169 - Hi. - Hey. 136 00:06:48,312 --> 00:06:51,112 All right, I've done extensive research, checked references... 137 00:06:51,316 --> 00:06:53,627 and pre-screened three other designers for you. 138 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:56,289 - Here are their names. - Hopefully I won't need these... 139 00:06:56,489 --> 00:06:58,686 because I think I found a new designer for the inn. 140 00:06:58,868 --> 00:07:01,827 Very good. I love doing research just for the sake of doing research. 141 00:07:02,039 --> 00:07:03,997 I live to grow. Are you still buying me lunch? 142 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:06,728 I'd be happy to, I should probably take you somewhere else. 143 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,398 Why should you take him somewhere else? 144 00:07:08,422 --> 00:07:10,653 Because, Kook Danes, Michel eats a very specific diet. 145 00:07:10,842 --> 00:07:12,276 Normally, yes, that's true. 146 00:07:12,427 --> 00:07:14,658 However, every six months I give myself a crazy day... 147 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:17,806 where I can eat anything I want, and today's crazy day. 148 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:20,772 - Talk to me about your chocolate cake. - What do you want to know? 149 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,015 Is it Mexican? 150 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:23,708 - Is what Mexican? - The chocolate. 151 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:24,894 How would I know? 152 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,827 It would say so on the wrapper. You could go look. 153 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,223 I'll wait. 154 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,020 Take him somewhere else. 155 00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:37,556 Just bring me a doughnut, but put some sprinkles on it, okay? 156 00:07:37,794 --> 00:07:40,035 EMILY: Do you know what one of life's great mysteries is? 157 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:41,124 Mom. 158 00:07:41,256 --> 00:07:43,726 Whether or not you're joining us for Friday night dinner. 159 00:07:45,387 --> 00:07:48,540 And since you pretend to be ignorant of the concept of the RSVP... 160 00:07:48,766 --> 00:07:50,724 even though it was taught to you as a child... 161 00:07:50,894 --> 00:07:52,009 I am reduced to calling... 162 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:53,944 and asking you, are you coming? 163 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,142 Uh-huh. 164 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,471 Is that, "Yes, I'm coming"... 165 00:07:57,653 --> 00:07:59,930 or "I was reading while you were talking"? 166 00:08:00,532 --> 00:08:03,446 Tell you what, Mom. Plan on me coming, and if I don't... 167 00:08:03,661 --> 00:08:05,777 then it'll just be a little more for everyone else. 168 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:08,755 Lorelai, you know very well our dinners do not work like that. 169 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:11,554 There is careful planning and shopping and preparation... 170 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:12,904 that goes into every meal... 171 00:08:13,048 --> 00:08:15,164 no matter how boring and simple it may seem to you. 172 00:08:15,592 --> 00:08:16,947 Oh, Mom... 173 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,126 Get off that phone! 174 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,946 Shoot, Mom. There's no cell phones in here. 175 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:23,615 I'll call you back later. Bye. 176 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,648 And when I need you. Nowhere. 177 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:30,064 It's obvious Hemingway is just using Jake's impotence... 178 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:33,113 to indict a society which exploited its underclass... 179 00:08:33,324 --> 00:08:35,235 to fight in the trenches of the WWI. 180 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:38,403 Interesting theory, Heather. What does everyone else think? 181 00:08:38,622 --> 00:08:40,500 I don't know. Isn't Jake's impotence... 182 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:42,944 more about that generation's loss of faith in love? 183 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:44,314 [Heather exclaiming in disgust] 184 00:08:44,338 --> 00:08:47,252 Please. That grossly ignores the social context. 185 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:50,587 Rory's right. It's about a guy who can't sleep with the woman he loves. 186 00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:52,406 - It's not a Woody Guthrie song. - But... 187 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,068 Hold that thought. We're out of time. 188 00:08:54,226 --> 00:08:56,946 Okay, everyone, we'll continue this, Thursday. I'll see you then. 189 00:08:57,147 --> 00:08:58,821 - Thanks for the save. - No problem. 190 00:08:58,983 --> 00:09:01,783 Heather can get a little "workers of the world, unite" sometimes. 191 00:09:01,987 --> 00:09:05,344 I've never actually met someone who likes the word "bourgeois" so much. 192 00:09:05,575 --> 00:09:07,293 So, what are you up to this weekend? 193 00:09:07,452 --> 00:09:10,286 Studying. Sleep, hopefully. A rarity in my dorm room. 194 00:09:10,498 --> 00:09:12,649 - Yeah? Do you eat? - Habitually. 195 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:14,906 Ever been to Pancia Di Lucca? I hear it's good. 196 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,203 No, I haven't. 197 00:09:16,339 --> 00:09:18,297 I was thinking of going there this weekend. 198 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:21,141 - Cool. Tell me how it is. - Okay, I will. 199 00:09:21,763 --> 00:09:24,277 - Or you could come with me. - I can't this Saturday. 200 00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:26,352 But if it's good, maybe another time, okay? 201 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:29,319 Sure, okay. So, see you next week. 202 00:09:29,523 --> 00:09:30,718 Bye, Trevor. 203 00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:37,358 What are you doing home? 204 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,889 It seems that if you leave your laundry in the machine... 205 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:43,435 for even two minutes after it stops, some incredibly impatient person... 206 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,783 will take your nice, clean clothes out and dump them. 207 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,235 - Where? - Anywhere. 208 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,815 The floor, the top of another dirty washing machine. 209 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,761 My Belle and Sebastian T-shirt was in the garbage. 210 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:56,134 So now, on top of a massive amount of reading and studying... 211 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,660 I get to rewash my formerly perfectly clean clothes. 212 00:09:58,853 --> 00:10:01,414 That's just wrong. I think you should quit school in protest. 213 00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:04,360 - Okay, if you say so. - No, wait. That's not ours. 214 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,003 What do you mean? Who's it for? 215 00:10:06,154 --> 00:10:08,431 I've got five minutes. Where's the pizza? 216 00:10:08,615 --> 00:10:10,253 - There. - Thanks. Hi, Rory. 217 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,445 Hey, Lane. 218 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,808 My mom ordered all the okra in the Western hemisphere. 219 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:16,797 - She got a great deal, and I'm starving. - Swallow. 220 00:10:17,627 --> 00:10:19,227 Between Seventh-day Adventist college... 221 00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:21,576 and mom's fascination with ordering on the Internet... 222 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:22,987 my future looks very grim. 223 00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:24,967 - You want a Coke? - No time for liquids. 224 00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:28,608 I have to be home for dinner in four minutes. Another piece, please? 225 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:31,411 Okay, this is good. You all look good. Things are good? 226 00:10:31,604 --> 00:10:32,604 [Wristwatch beeping] 227 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:34,417 - Things are... - Okay. Gotta go. Thanks for the grub. 228 00:10:34,441 --> 00:10:36,193 She is so throwing up on the way home. 229 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:37,998 I'm gonna go put this in the washer. 230 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:40,874 Wait, have some pizza and tell mama all about your day. 231 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,589 Okay. Yesterday, Janet woke up to find that... 232 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:46,222 Paris had chaired her in her room. 233 00:10:46,414 --> 00:10:47,610 Nice. 234 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,751 And then, later, when Janet had climbed out the window... 235 00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:54,797 she retaliated by gluing shut the opening of Paris' glue gun. 236 00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:58,363 - She went for the crafts. - This war is getting totally out of hand. 237 00:10:58,597 --> 00:11:02,068 This morning, Paris turned off my alarm because Janet woke her up. 238 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,665 I almost missed breakfast. 239 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:06,806 I ran down to the dining hall in my pajamas and bunny slippers... 240 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:08,299 and I ran into Marty. 241 00:11:08,443 --> 00:11:10,913 - Naked guy. - It was totally humiliating. 242 00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:12,752 Humiliating 'cause naked guy's hot? 243 00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:16,060 It was humiliating because I had terry-cloth rabbits on my feet. 244 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:17,960 So naked guy's not hot? 245 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:20,877 Naked guy is Marty, and it's not like that. 246 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:22,155 He's sweet. 247 00:11:22,294 --> 00:11:23,569 "Sweet" means "bad butt." 248 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:26,148 "Sweet" does not mean "bad butt." "Sweet" means "sweet." 249 00:11:26,341 --> 00:11:28,219 Poor naked guy. Should've left his clothes on. 250 00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:30,981 You have got to stop talking about him. I just met Marty. 251 00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:33,571 If not him, are there any other guys on the horizon? 252 00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:35,520 - Nope. - No? 253 00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:36,962 How about a professor? 254 00:11:37,106 --> 00:11:39,781 Someone older, wiser, with brown cords and whiskey breath? 255 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:42,261 - Yeah. There's one of those. - Come on, Rory. 256 00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:46,362 This guy asked me to try this restaurant, but it was a totally casual thing. 257 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,495 - So what'd you tell him? - That I was busy. 258 00:11:48,662 --> 00:11:51,462 - You don't like him? - No, I like him fine. I mean... 259 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:54,705 he's smart, and he takes my side in the debates... 260 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,275 and he's decent to look at. 261 00:11:56,423 --> 00:11:59,542 - So why'd you say no? Too many clothes? - I don't know. He... 262 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,514 He carries a bottle of water around with him all the time. 263 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,522 - That's just weird. - Right. Hydration. Very creepy. 264 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,604 He's preppy and I don't really like preppy. 265 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:09,922 Plus he's gonna go study in Barcelona next year. 266 00:12:10,107 --> 00:12:10,303 So? 267 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,144 It's a waste of time. I can't go anywhere. 268 00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:14,390 You could go to dinner, maybe a movie. 269 00:12:14,571 --> 00:12:16,848 Look, I know you've never really dated. 270 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:18,865 What are you talking about? I've dated. 271 00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:20,435 - Who did you date? - Dean. 272 00:12:20,579 --> 00:12:22,412 You did not date. You had a relationship. 273 00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,892 - Well, Jess. - Was relationship number two. 274 00:12:25,084 --> 00:12:27,679 So maybe I've never dated, but you haven't either. 275 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,952 I have dated at least once. 276 00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:32,982 - You had me with dad. Relationship. - Yes, but... 277 00:12:33,179 --> 00:12:36,571 Max. Relationship. Dad again. Relationship. 278 00:12:36,809 --> 00:12:40,007 Okay, fine, I may not be the world's best dater, but I do it. 279 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:42,302 You should give it a shot. You're in college now. 280 00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:44,599 What else is there to do in college but date? 281 00:12:44,777 --> 00:12:46,849 I'm gonna go wash my clothes now. 282 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,184 Wait. 283 00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,353 Was that it? 284 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,334 Is this conversation over? 285 00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:53,941 Sorry. Did I win? 286 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,874 Okay, here. I want to show you this. 287 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,638 "Castles of Ireland"? 288 00:12:59,797 --> 00:13:02,790 There is a room in here that I've always wanted to do. 289 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,719 - Here it is. - I love that. 290 00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:08,411 What is that wall treatment? 291 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,153 - That's anaglyptic wallpaper. - What are you doing? 292 00:13:11,353 --> 00:13:13,345 I'm looking at anaglyptic wallpaper. 293 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,356 The other three tables are here for support? 294 00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:17,597 We just had a lot of books to go through. 295 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:19,736 Luke, this is Natalie Zimmerman. 296 00:13:19,906 --> 00:13:21,659 She's gonna help us design the Dragonfly. 297 00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:24,066 - Nice to meet you. - Did I tell you we're having horses? 298 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,877 The property has stables, so why not? 299 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,078 I love horses. I've always loved horses ever since I was a little girl. 300 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,525 Now I finally have a grown-up excuse to buy a pony. 301 00:13:31,714 --> 00:13:35,231 Great, listen, National Velvet, you have to move this stuff out of here. 302 00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:36,789 - Why? - Because this is a diner. 303 00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:39,125 - People wanna sit. - This is business. 304 00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:42,991 No, this is business, and it's open, and it's decorated... 305 00:13:43,228 --> 00:13:44,788 and it wants its seats back. 306 00:13:44,939 --> 00:13:45,974 Fine. 307 00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:48,096 Sorry about that. 308 00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:50,624 He's wants "The World's Grumpiest Diner Guy" title from Mel. 309 00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:51,937 No problem. 310 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:54,189 So you were telling me about anaglyptic wallpaper? 311 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,281 Yes. It's a textured paper that we can paint or treat. 312 00:13:57,497 --> 00:14:00,411 We can distress it if you want to give it a more vintagey look. 313 00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:01,856 That sounds interesting. 314 00:14:02,003 --> 00:14:05,122 You know, Emily actually has some in the smaller upstairs guest bath. 315 00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,141 You should take a look next time you're there. 316 00:14:07,176 --> 00:14:09,088 Emily? You mean my mother Emily? 317 00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:11,254 - Yes. - I didn't know you knew Emily. 318 00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:14,232 Yeah. I did her second-floor remodel about a year ago. 319 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:18,590 - I thought that's how you got my name. - No, I got your name from a magazine. 320 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,173 - So you know Emily? - It's a small world, isn't it? 321 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,000 Yes. Yes, really small. 322 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:26,592 About the same square footage as that box they threw McCain in. 323 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:30,746 - So, are you ready to see bedrooms? - Yes, sure. Why not? 324 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,436 PROFESSOR: Next week we finish up with Snows of Kilimanjaro. 325 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,896 Then, it is Hemingway's pal, Scott Fitzgerald. 326 00:14:36,089 --> 00:14:39,401 So do yourselves a favor, get a jump on Tender is the Night. 327 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,013 - Good session today, huh? - It was fine. 328 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,179 I can't believe we get to sit around and talk about books and get graded. 329 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,277 I mean, there's almost nothing I like more... 330 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,958 than talking about a good book or a bad book... 331 00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:56,875 or a really thick magazine. 332 00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:00,773 Hey, Trevor. 333 00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:04,589 You know what else I like to do besides talk about a really good book? Eat. 334 00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:05,950 Isn't that weird? 335 00:15:06,086 --> 00:15:08,317 And, actually, for me, they're linked. 336 00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:12,580 It's true. When I talk about a book, I get really hungry. Starving. 337 00:15:13,053 --> 00:15:15,091 - You ever experience that? - Not really. 338 00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:16,939 Well, it happens to me all the time. 339 00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:20,220 Like right now, for example. Starving. Really. 340 00:15:20,439 --> 00:15:23,398 And I enjoyed The Snows of Kilimanjaro so much... 341 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:26,329 that I will probably be hungry for quite some time. 342 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,999 All weekend, probably. Especially Saturday night. 343 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,033 - Saturday night? - Saturday night. 344 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:33,718 Are you saying you want to go to dinner on Saturday night? 345 00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:37,613 Wow. Umm... Okay. Yeah, I will be hungry. 346 00:15:37,794 --> 00:15:39,706 That fact has been pretty well-established. 347 00:15:39,881 --> 00:15:42,839 Okay. Sure. Let's go to dinner, Saturday night. 348 00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:44,804 - So, you're at... - Durfee, Suite 5. 349 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:47,008 - I'll pick you up at 7:30. - Sounds good. 350 00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:48,182 Okay. 351 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:51,787 I gotta hand it to you there, Trevor. You sure are persistent. 352 00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:55,849 - Davey? You're naming him Davey? - Yes. I love Davey. 353 00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:59,187 Me, too. I can't believe you finally picked a name. It makes it real. 354 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:03,002 Yes, because the stomach and the massive ankles were too ambiguous. 355 00:16:03,245 --> 00:16:04,599 Does Jackson like it? 356 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,739 He's okay with the stomach, but the massive ankles freak him out. 357 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,439 The name. Davey. 358 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,463 - It was actually his suggestion. - Really? 359 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:15,340 He wanted Davey if it was a boy and Colgate if it was a girl. 360 00:16:15,593 --> 00:16:17,505 - Colgate? - His great-grandmother's name. 361 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,750 Great-grandmother Colgate. 362 00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,039 - Yep. - That's horrible. 363 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,901 What's worse is she looked like a Colgate. 364 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,415 At least you know it's a boy. 365 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:25,600 Yes, but he doesn't know it's going to be a boy. 366 00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:28,368 I realize he has to know that I thought... 367 00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:31,403 Colgate was an insane name, but if I didn't fight him on it... 368 00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:34,004 it must be because I knew we weren't having a girl. 369 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,113 Then he'd know we were gonna have a boy... 370 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,803 and that would spoil everything for him, so I told him: 371 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,071 "We're not naming our daughter after a toothpaste." 372 00:16:41,252 --> 00:16:43,133 We got in a big fight and now we're not talking. 373 00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:45,574 - Cool! - Yeah, I know. Everything's perfect. 374 00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:48,751 My baby has a name and my husband's sleeping on the couch... 375 00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:51,929 and I figured out that I'll go with the Avery stove for the inn. 376 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:55,579 - Is that okay? I know it's more expensive. - It's your kitchen, Sookie. 377 00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:59,125 Okay, good. I'm going to call Natalie the minute I get home. 378 00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,833 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 379 00:17:02,572 --> 00:17:04,290 It's the Avery. It's too extravagant. 380 00:17:04,449 --> 00:17:06,361 No, the Avery's fine. Everything's fine. 381 00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,173 - You're sure? - I'm sure. 382 00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:11,094 Natalie knows my mother. 383 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,362 - Emily? How? - Yes. 384 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:15,221 Because she did her second-floor remodel like a year ago. 385 00:17:15,422 --> 00:17:16,901 So she really knows your mother. 386 00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:19,326 They've been shopping together. It's a bond. 387 00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:22,584 - Sookie, I don't know if I can... - Lorelai, no. 388 00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:24,479 - She knows my mother. - So what? 389 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:26,998 Sookie, my whole life, my whole existence... 390 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:30,146 my essence, my being, my ability to be this sparkling creature... 391 00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:32,316 standing before you, all this depends on... 392 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:36,117 the complete, total separation of my life from my mother's. That's how it works. 393 00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:38,358 - But we like Natalie. - We do like Natalie. 394 00:17:38,536 --> 00:17:41,130 Remember all the other designers we met that we didn't like? 395 00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:44,210 Remember the one who wanted to put the tiny mannequin in every room... 396 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,295 so lonely people would have someone to talk to? 397 00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:48,818 - Yes, I do. - Or the purple guy. 398 00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,918 - Purple! - They were horrible. 399 00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:53,131 And then we met Natalie, and she was perfect. 400 00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:56,582 Look, just try. At least give Natalie a chance, okay? 401 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,244 - Please? - I'll try. 402 00:17:58,395 --> 00:18:00,705 Good. I'm gonna go home and get going on the Avery. 403 00:18:00,897 --> 00:18:03,617 All right. I have to stop by Luke's. I'll call you later. 404 00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:05,935 - It's going to be fine. - Yes, it is. 405 00:18:08,032 --> 00:18:09,750 Hey, Luke. What's going on? 406 00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:11,264 Oh, well... 407 00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:14,674 Tom called. The banister on the stairs has to be replaced. 408 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,264 It'll be $4,000. Tamsin Corbally called. 409 00:18:17,461 --> 00:18:20,658 He needs a deposit on the quarter sawn oak. It'll be $4,000. 410 00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:22,317 Julio the landscaper called. 411 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,904 I have no idea what he said, but it's going to be $4,000. 412 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,858 Vicki from Vicki's Horse Supply called. 413 00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:30,327 She thinks Pepper and Gunsmoke would suit your needs... 414 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:31,794 but Gunsmoke snores... 415 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:34,499 so the stables can't be too close to the guests' bedrooms. 416 00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:37,412 Rory's looking for her black Converse, and one last thing: 417 00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:39,923 - I'm not taking messages for you anymore! - I'm sorry. 418 00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:41,948 What'd you do, have business cards printed? 419 00:18:42,118 --> 00:18:44,959 - People just know I'm here a lot. - I missed a call from my meat guy... 420 00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:47,273 because I was discussing Gunsmoke's deviated septum. 421 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,532 I'm gonna call all of them and tell them never to call me here again. 422 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,314 - You bet you will. - Consider it done. 423 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,661 - Good. - Just... 424 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,757 - What? - Just one more thing. 425 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,920 - Did a package arrive for me here today? - What? 426 00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:00,374 - I'm sorry. Never mind. - Luke. Sorry. 427 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:01,993 I'm cutting it kind of close here. 428 00:19:02,144 --> 00:19:04,819 Sorry, Ed. I didn't realize you were cutting it kind of close. 429 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:07,937 Everybody, drop everything. Ed's cutting it kind of close. 430 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:10,224 - Here's your tickets. - You seem mad. 431 00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:13,284 Look, Ed, just go to the game and enjoy it, okay? 432 00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:15,291 And choke on a hot dog while you're at it. 433 00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:18,924 I have to tell you, I am never accepting anything free from you again. 434 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,965 What a threat! 435 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,563 Boy, you're a real master of fear, there, Ed. 436 00:19:23,756 --> 00:19:25,474 Look out, Jason and Freddy. 437 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,706 Ed may never mooch off of either one of you ever again! 438 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,193 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing. 439 00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:35,025 - You're yelling at Ed. - Ed bugs me. 440 00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:37,304 - Ed cries. - I'm just having a bad day. 441 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:38,552 [Uttering "s" sound] 442 00:19:38,692 --> 00:19:39,808 - Excuse me? - Days. 443 00:19:39,986 --> 00:19:42,660 You've been stomping around, barking at people for days. 444 00:19:42,863 --> 00:19:45,094 - I have not. - Yes, Cujo, you have. 445 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,037 I always talk to people like that. 446 00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:49,433 - No, Benji, you don't. - I'll be fine tomorrow. 447 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,534 Really, Lassie? Why is that? 448 00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:54,520 I bought tickets for Nicole because she's a Yankees fan. 449 00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:56,944 I thought it'd be nice if we went to a game together. 450 00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,407 Oh, man. 451 00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,589 It's no big deal. The closer it got to the game... 452 00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:01,957 the more I felt like a loser. 453 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:05,534 I'm sitting on the tickets, which means I thought I'd be in a relationship. 454 00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:07,168 I don't know. Stupid. 455 00:20:07,313 --> 00:20:09,464 I broke my own rule. I asked for it. 456 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,160 What are you talking about? 457 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:16,435 Never plan for anything more than two days in advance. 458 00:20:16,658 --> 00:20:18,376 - That's your rule? - Yes. 459 00:20:18,535 --> 00:20:20,766 'Cause when you make plans, you have expectations... 460 00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:23,391 when you have expectations, you will get disappointed. 461 00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:26,179 Having expectations gives you something to look forward to. 462 00:20:26,379 --> 00:20:28,848 Then you're looking forward to being constantly disappointed. 463 00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:30,688 - You're not that cynical. - I am today. 464 00:20:30,843 --> 00:20:32,117 I have an idea. 465 00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:35,073 - Tomorrow night is usually movie night. - What? 466 00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:39,056 Rory and I would always rent a bunch of movies, order food. It was our thing. 467 00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:42,989 Now she's at school and busy, so why don't you come over? 468 00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:44,555 It might be fun. 469 00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:46,558 - Okay. - Yeah? 470 00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:49,929 - Sure. What else have I got to do? - I love when men say that to me. 471 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,480 - What time? - 8:00. 472 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,931 - 8:00 it is. - I'll pick us up a couple movies. 473 00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:56,559 - What do you want to see? - I don't know. 474 00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:59,393 Come on, tell me. I don't want to get something you've seen. 475 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:01,262 Don't worry. I haven't seen anything. 476 00:21:01,424 --> 00:21:04,178 - People always say that. - With me, it's true. 477 00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:05,669 - Casablanca? - No. 478 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,320 You have never seen Casablanca? Are you kidding? 479 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,667 Just get anything, please. 480 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,324 - Chinatown? - Anything at all. 481 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,437 - Bonnie and Clyde? - A video game would be nice. 482 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,599 It Happened One Night? His Girl Friday? 483 00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,495 Treasure of the Sierra Madre? 484 00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:18,804 Diner? 485 00:21:20,032 --> 00:21:22,024 I saw Mr. and Mrs. Bridge. 486 00:21:22,911 --> 00:21:25,631 My house, 8:00. We have such work to do. 487 00:21:25,832 --> 00:21:27,027 I'll see you there. 488 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:31,161 By the way, if my package arrives today, just bring it with you, okay? Thanks. 489 00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:35,516 [Doorbell ringing] 490 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:39,749 Hey. Just hold on. 491 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,900 That could have been very ugly, huh? 492 00:21:43,062 --> 00:21:46,181 The great cappuccino disaster of 2003. Very sad. Shelley Winters drowns. 493 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,161 Think the coffee was stronger than I thought. 494 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,672 - Can I take your coat? - Thank you. 495 00:21:49,696 --> 00:21:52,166 Your daughter called and said she was going to be late. 496 00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:55,678 - So Rory's not here yet? - No, it's just you and your mother. 497 00:21:55,912 --> 00:21:56,982 Huh. 498 00:21:57,957 --> 00:22:00,836 You know what? I just remembered I left something in the car... 499 00:22:01,045 --> 00:22:02,240 so I'll be right back. 500 00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:05,975 Could I... It's new. I can't be away from it just yet. 501 00:22:06,217 --> 00:22:08,494 Thanks. Okay. Back in a flash. Bye. 502 00:22:22,364 --> 00:22:25,605 WOMAN: [On radio] Our next guest will be... MAN: [On radio] Remember that night... 503 00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:29,863 [Shadow Dancing by Andy Gibb playing over radio] 504 00:22:39,094 --> 00:22:40,529 [Screaming] 505 00:22:43,976 --> 00:22:45,410 What are you doing? 506 00:22:46,269 --> 00:22:47,943 I was looking for my lip-gloss. 507 00:22:48,106 --> 00:22:50,462 You need the radio on to look for your lip-gloss? 508 00:22:50,651 --> 00:22:53,849 Well, I came out here, and I couldn't find it, and so... 509 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,541 I thought if I tried to retrace my steps it would turn up. 510 00:22:56,741 --> 00:22:58,415 - Very clever idea. - Yeah, I thought so. 511 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:01,411 So I put my purse on the seat and I put the keys in the car... 512 00:23:01,623 --> 00:23:04,059 naturally the radio came on, 'cause that's what it does. 513 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,447 Shadow Dancing was playing... 514 00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:07,658 which was one of my favorite songs in junior high. 515 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,435 - You forgot to look for your lip-gloss. - Just for a second. 516 00:23:10,635 --> 00:23:13,708 Which makes sense since it's in the ashtray next to you. 517 00:23:15,016 --> 00:23:16,017 It is. Look at that. 518 00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:18,055 Yes, it's a miracle. Come inside, Lorelai. 519 00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:20,581 Can't I just wait till the song... I'm coming. 520 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:23,705 You can't sit here for three seconds without Rory. 521 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,131 Not true! 522 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:28,591 Stop it and sit down. I want to talk to you about something. 523 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,971 I just found out that Sookie is pregnant. 524 00:23:33,415 --> 00:23:34,530 Uh-huh. 525 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,333 Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with it. 526 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,973 May I ask why you didn't bother to tell me? 527 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:43,440 Your not telling me about Sookie is unforgivable. 528 00:23:43,637 --> 00:23:45,281 Why? It's not like you're such good friends. 529 00:23:45,305 --> 00:23:47,582 - I went to her wedding. - So did Kirk. 530 00:23:47,767 --> 00:23:50,123 I haven't sent her a gift. How does that make me look? 531 00:23:50,312 --> 00:23:52,303 Like you hate her and all childbearing women. 532 00:23:52,481 --> 00:23:54,402 You are so intent on keeping me out of your life. 533 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,161 It's not my life. It's Sookie's life. 534 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,755 A simple phone call to tell me that Sookie is pregnant. 535 00:23:58,947 --> 00:24:00,541 How did you find out, anyway? 536 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,500 Why? Are you going to track down the informant and have him shot? 537 00:24:03,704 --> 00:24:05,741 - Maybe. - It doesn't matter how I found out. 538 00:24:05,915 --> 00:24:09,797 - I found out, no thanks to you. - Mom, please, tell me how you found out. 539 00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:12,329 - Why? Does it bother you not knowing? - Yes. 540 00:24:12,507 --> 00:24:13,703 - Me, too. - Hey. 541 00:24:13,842 --> 00:24:16,483 - Rory, you're here. - I'm so sorry I'm late, Grandma. Hi, Mom. 542 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,321 - You'll pay. - Sit down and tell me all about Yale. 543 00:24:19,517 --> 00:24:21,190 If you don't, she'll find out anyway. 544 00:24:21,352 --> 00:24:23,708 Yale's interesting. It's more free-form than I thought. 545 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:26,412 You're an adult. They treat you like an adult in college. 546 00:24:26,609 --> 00:24:28,209 In college, yes. In the Gilmore house... 547 00:24:28,361 --> 00:24:30,717 We've switched subjects, in case you were wondering. 548 00:24:30,906 --> 00:24:33,740 What are your plans for the weekend? Any parties going on? 549 00:24:33,952 --> 00:24:37,150 There are always parties going on, but I'm not going to a party. 550 00:24:37,373 --> 00:24:39,331 - I'm actually going on a date. - You are? 551 00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:41,970 - Your first college date. - Who's the lucky guy? 552 00:24:42,171 --> 00:24:43,969 - Just a guy from my English class. - No. 553 00:24:44,132 --> 00:24:45,247 Your English class? 554 00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:47,216 What happened? I thought you turned him down. 555 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:50,345 - You turned him down? - I thought about it, and I reconsidered. 556 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,708 - What did you do? Ask him out? - You asked him out? 557 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,133 - Tell me you didn't ask him out. - I didn't ask him out. 558 00:24:55,314 --> 00:24:56,987 I just made sure he knew I was available. 559 00:24:57,149 --> 00:24:59,221 - Better, Mom? - No, that's not better. 560 00:24:59,402 --> 00:25:01,598 Rory, you're in Yale, not Amsterdam. 561 00:25:01,821 --> 00:25:04,098 How you conduct yourself socially is as important... 562 00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:06,082 as how you conduct yourself academically. 563 00:25:06,244 --> 00:25:07,757 I promise, it was very proper. 564 00:25:07,912 --> 00:25:10,553 Yes, Mom, she had a nice Tiffany lampshade over her red light. 565 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,220 Do you know where the boy's from, who his parents are? 566 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:15,253 No, I plan to find that out on the date. 567 00:25:15,423 --> 00:25:17,063 - What are you gonna wear? - I don't know. 568 00:25:17,175 --> 00:25:19,087 - Want to borrow something? - No, she does not. 569 00:25:19,261 --> 00:25:20,296 What's that mean? 570 00:25:20,429 --> 00:25:23,582 It's bad enough you haven't taught her how to interact with the opposite sex. 571 00:25:23,808 --> 00:25:26,801 You will not dress her up in one of your Sex and the City ensembles... 572 00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:28,742 and send her out to tell the entire campus: 573 00:25:28,899 --> 00:25:30,298 "Don't worry. I'll ask you." 574 00:25:30,442 --> 00:25:32,753 How do you know about Sex and the City? 575 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,102 Something like this outside against a wall... 576 00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:38,116 very Little House on the Prairie with a twist. 577 00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:40,277 I love Little House on the Prairie. Jack the dog. 578 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,652 Where is Lindsay Sidney Greenbush? 579 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,952 When she came tumbling down the hill, I would just laugh. 580 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,764 - Lorelai? - Yeah? 581 00:25:47,924 --> 00:25:50,484 - What do you think? - I don't know. I'm not really sure. 582 00:25:50,677 --> 00:25:54,069 Just keep in mind that anything you see here I can have duplicated. 583 00:25:54,306 --> 00:25:57,743 I've got this guy in Delaware who can knock off anything for half the price. 584 00:25:57,978 --> 00:26:00,618 - Maybe we should go. - What? We just got started. 585 00:26:00,815 --> 00:26:03,126 Then maybe we should think some more before we shop. 586 00:26:03,318 --> 00:26:05,788 What are you talking about? We've been thinking for months. 587 00:26:05,988 --> 00:26:09,664 Let's start buying. Holy mother of God. This bench is $15,000. 588 00:26:09,910 --> 00:26:12,744 - We can find something else. - We don't have to find something else. 589 00:26:12,956 --> 00:26:15,995 - What are you talking about? - We have no problem paying full price. 590 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,359 - What? - Yeah. 591 00:26:17,504 --> 00:26:19,620 No money problems or problems of any kind. 592 00:26:19,798 --> 00:26:22,757 Our lives are perfect. We have no complaints and plenty of money. 593 00:26:22,969 --> 00:26:24,698 - What're you talking about? - You know what? 594 00:26:24,722 --> 00:26:28,603 I see a lawn jockey out there that looks very interesting. I'll be back. 595 00:26:30,478 --> 00:26:32,277 We cannot afford that bench. 596 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,273 I know that. I don't want her to know that. 597 00:26:34,443 --> 00:26:35,842 - Her... Natalie, her? - Yes. 598 00:26:35,986 --> 00:26:37,978 - Why? - Because it could get back to my mother. 599 00:26:38,156 --> 00:26:40,751 - What could? - That we have money problems. 600 00:26:40,951 --> 00:26:44,786 - We do have money problems. - But I don't want my mother knowing that. 601 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,077 I don't want any personal information leaked out. 602 00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:50,483 - In Emily's hands, that could be a weapon. - Natalie's not gonna say anything. 603 00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:54,231 How do you know she's not filling her in on our every move on a daily basis? 604 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,194 - You're being paranoid. - Oh, yeah? 605 00:26:56,346 --> 00:26:58,224 My mother found out about you being pregnant. 606 00:26:58,390 --> 00:27:00,142 - Not from Natalie. - How do you know? 607 00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:03,302 Because Natalie herself didn't know until about a half an hour ago. 608 00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:07,232 - That's her story. - Okay. This is getting crazy now. 609 00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:09,723 You've got to go out there and talk to her about this. 610 00:27:09,905 --> 00:27:13,342 - I don't know. - It's the only fair thing. Come on. Go. 611 00:27:20,169 --> 00:27:21,239 Hey... 612 00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:24,293 look, Natalie, I have to say something to you. 613 00:27:24,508 --> 00:27:27,228 I feel a tad silly even mentioning it, but I think I have to. 614 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,498 Did I do something that... 615 00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,789 No. You did nothing. You've been great, really. 616 00:27:30,974 --> 00:27:34,525 Just great ideas, great attitude. It's just that you know my mother. 617 00:27:34,771 --> 00:27:37,764 - Yes? - That's it. You know my mother. 618 00:27:37,983 --> 00:27:38,983 Oh. 619 00:27:39,151 --> 00:27:43,192 And my mother and I don't exactly have the smoothest of relationships. 620 00:27:43,908 --> 00:27:46,104 Right. I mean, we're not warring or anything. 621 00:27:46,286 --> 00:27:48,277 But it's just that we're very different... 622 00:27:48,455 --> 00:27:51,892 and I feel kind of weird sharing things with her. 623 00:27:52,127 --> 00:27:55,246 I promise you, I haven't been in contact with your mother for a long time. 624 00:27:55,464 --> 00:27:57,422 Maybe twice she called to get a couple of names. 625 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,233 But that was it. I hadn't even met you yet. 626 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:03,947 So trust me. She knows nothing that you haven't told her yourself. 627 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:07,098 - Okay. I feel really stupid right now. - No, don't. 628 00:28:07,313 --> 00:28:08,826 I enjoyed working with your mother. 629 00:28:08,982 --> 00:28:11,896 But this inn is the kind of thing that I love to do. 630 00:28:12,111 --> 00:28:13,591 The place has incredible potential. 631 00:28:13,739 --> 00:28:16,175 Somebody's gonna get a chance to make it a wonderful inn. 632 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:19,838 I would be heartsick if I lost this opportunity. 633 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,882 I haven't spoken to Emily in months. I 634 00:28:21,894 --> 00:28:23,995 doubt I'll be speaking to her in the future. 635 00:28:24,252 --> 00:28:26,290 - I promise. - Okay. 636 00:28:26,464 --> 00:28:28,023 - Really? - Absolutely. 637 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,927 - I'm so glad. - So am I. 638 00:28:30,093 --> 00:28:32,084 So now that I talked myself back into a job... 639 00:28:32,262 --> 00:28:34,823 what do you think the outlook for this lawn jockey is? 640 00:28:35,016 --> 00:28:36,212 Not good. 641 00:28:36,894 --> 00:28:38,646 - Emily would hate it. - Wrap it up. 642 00:28:39,105 --> 00:28:42,258 Okay. So this is option number four. 643 00:28:43,569 --> 00:28:44,569 Tanna. 644 00:28:44,779 --> 00:28:46,851 - Tanna. - Yes? 645 00:28:47,032 --> 00:28:48,751 We're doing the whole bonding thing now. 646 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,140 Okay. Sorry. Start again. 647 00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:52,406 What do you think? 648 00:28:52,539 --> 00:28:55,179 Men respond subconsciously to a woman's pheromones. 649 00:28:55,376 --> 00:28:57,208 You should run in place till he gets here. 650 00:28:57,378 --> 00:29:00,098 - It'll give you a nice musk. - Go back to your leg. 651 00:29:00,299 --> 00:29:02,211 Roommates meeting starts in two minutes. 652 00:29:02,386 --> 00:29:05,459 I told you to stop with the math and the Sharpies on my good sheets. 653 00:29:05,681 --> 00:29:06,910 Okay. Sorry. 654 00:29:07,058 --> 00:29:08,936 How come the puppy doesn't pee on your bed? 655 00:29:09,103 --> 00:29:11,060 - I'll be right out, Paris. - Hurry up. 656 00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:13,666 PARIS: All right, everyone. Take a seat, please. 657 00:29:13,858 --> 00:29:16,089 PARIS: Rory, one last curtsy, and let's move. 658 00:29:17,029 --> 00:29:19,749 My date will be here in 10 minutes, so talk fast. 659 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:21,384 Thank you all for coming. 660 00:29:21,535 --> 00:29:24,528 I'd like to start this meeting by saying that no one here is on trial. 661 00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:27,217 This meeting is about healing, it is about redemption... 662 00:29:27,418 --> 00:29:29,649 about accepting responsibility and making amends. 663 00:29:29,838 --> 00:29:30,873 I don't believe this. 664 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:33,156 This is a forum for us to air our grievances... 665 00:29:33,342 --> 00:29:35,539 so we can resolve them and go on with our lives. 666 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,996 Since I'm already standing, why don't I start? 667 00:29:38,182 --> 00:29:39,741 This is thrilling. 668 00:29:39,892 --> 00:29:41,770 Setting your alarm for 5:30 in the morning... 669 00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:44,817 when no one else here shares the desire to put on nylon shorts... 670 00:29:45,024 --> 00:29:47,618 and run in circles for an hour like a greyhound is selfish. 671 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,970 I have a partial athletic scholarship, Paris. 672 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,797 The grunting and sweating, there're plastic balls everywhere. 673 00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:55,588 - One balance ball. - No one can sleep. No one can breathe. 674 00:29:55,788 --> 00:29:57,301 Rory missed breakfast the other day. 675 00:29:57,457 --> 00:29:59,495 You've seen Rory eat. She cannot miss breakfast. 676 00:29:59,668 --> 00:30:02,548 - Paris has a point there. - Excuse me, if I remember correctly... 677 00:30:02,756 --> 00:30:04,987 Rory missed breakfast because you turned her alarm off. 678 00:30:05,176 --> 00:30:06,575 Janet does have a point there. 679 00:30:06,719 --> 00:30:09,553 While we're airing grievances, what about your stupid craft area? 680 00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:12,758 Everywhere you turn, there's glitter or seashells or macaroni. 681 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,776 And the smell of the glue. 682 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,498 I make things we can all enjoy. I am contributing. 683 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:20,890 The coasters I make are for everyone. Those push-ups are for only you. 684 00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:24,232 - I vote we get rid of craft corner. - No. That's my emotional homework! 685 00:30:24,451 --> 00:30:27,570 - Okay, let's just all calm down for a sec. - No. I cannot calm down. 686 00:30:27,789 --> 00:30:28,909 I've tried to be reasonable. 687 00:30:28,998 --> 00:30:30,797 I've told myself over and over: 688 00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:33,599 "Imagine what she's been through to turn out like that." 689 00:30:33,796 --> 00:30:35,151 - A lot! - But you're impossible! 690 00:30:35,298 --> 00:30:38,610 - I'm sick of your constant negativity! - You're on steroids, aren't you? 691 00:30:38,844 --> 00:30:40,113 That's what's behind this obsessive behavior. 692 00:30:40,137 --> 00:30:41,138 [Knocking on door] 693 00:30:41,264 --> 00:30:42,413 You're calling me obsessive? 694 00:30:42,557 --> 00:30:43,832 Excuse me. 695 00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:46,571 PARIS: I'm not intimidated or afraid of you. 696 00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:47,837 Hi. You ready to go? 697 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:50,131 Just one sec. We're finishing up a roommates meeting. 698 00:30:50,317 --> 00:30:51,547 - I'll race you. - What? 699 00:30:51,694 --> 00:30:54,164 To Hewitt's quad and back. I win, no alarm before 7:00 a.m. 700 00:30:54,365 --> 00:30:56,525 You win, I move my crafts area into Rory's and my room. 701 00:30:56,575 --> 00:30:57,611 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 702 00:30:57,744 --> 00:31:01,136 - Forget it. I am not gonna race... - On your marks, get set, go. 703 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,686 Now they're gonna have a nice musk. 704 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,848 - Shall we? - After you. 705 00:31:11,846 --> 00:31:14,236 Man bearing bags of food. Come in. 706 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:16,470 - I went a little overboard here. - No such thing. 707 00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:18,601 I got tons of fries, half a pumpkin pie. 708 00:31:18,771 --> 00:31:20,331 - You got whipped cream? - Always. 709 00:31:20,482 --> 00:31:22,162 I wasn't sure what to do with the burgers. 710 00:31:22,234 --> 00:31:24,590 Sometimes you order double cheese, sometimes you don't. 711 00:31:24,779 --> 00:31:27,693 So I brought one with normal cheese and one with... 712 00:31:27,908 --> 00:31:30,105 - What did you do? - I ordered food. 713 00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:33,685 - I said I'd bring food. - So I can't contribute? Like I'm a piker? 714 00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:36,112 No. Just that I didn't need to bring food. 715 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,569 Well, I'm leftover girl. 716 00:31:37,713 --> 00:31:40,467 I'll have burgers tonight and the Chinese food during the week. 717 00:31:40,675 --> 00:31:43,270 You just should have ordered the Chinese fresh tomorrow. 718 00:31:43,471 --> 00:31:46,145 I don't like fresh Chinese food. I like stale Chinese food. 719 00:31:46,349 --> 00:31:47,419 I give up. 720 00:31:47,559 --> 00:31:50,120 - I got you a nice, cold beer. - Appreciate it. 721 00:31:50,688 --> 00:31:52,087 Okay. 722 00:31:54,234 --> 00:31:57,114 You are one click away from Casablanca. 723 00:31:57,572 --> 00:31:58,801 - Start it up. - No. 724 00:31:58,948 --> 00:32:01,418 - You need to get situated. You situated? - I'm situated. 725 00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,976 You need to squish around a little. Come on. Squish around a little bit. 726 00:32:05,207 --> 00:32:06,721 I'm fine how I am. 727 00:32:06,876 --> 00:32:09,186 Okay, but you can't squish during the movie... 728 00:32:09,379 --> 00:32:11,655 because it's distracting. That's rule number one. 729 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,559 - There's rules? - Yeah. 730 00:32:13,718 --> 00:32:15,834 Especially for a true classic like Casablanca. 731 00:32:16,013 --> 00:32:18,607 It's not like we're watching a there's-nothing-else-on movie... 732 00:32:18,808 --> 00:32:20,289 or a guilty pleasure like Hardbodies. 733 00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:22,263 - Have you seen Hardbodies? - I don't think so. 734 00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:25,795 Three middle-aged guys rent a beach house and they hire a young local stud... 735 00:32:26,026 --> 00:32:28,495 to introduce them to cute girls, a.k.a. hardbodies. 736 00:32:28,695 --> 00:32:31,449 - Let's see that. - No, Luke. We're seeing Casablanca. 737 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,377 - Then let's see that. - Rest of the rules: 738 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:36,370 No talking during the movie. No exceptions during a true classic. 739 00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:37,901 And minimize distraction. 740 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,841 No shifting around a lot, no phone calls, nothing. 741 00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:42,445 No going to the bathroom. 742 00:32:42,589 --> 00:32:44,899 If you go, you miss the movie, because we're not pausing. 743 00:32:45,092 --> 00:32:47,084 It's the only way to get the flow of the thing. 744 00:32:47,262 --> 00:32:48,741 - Fair enough. - Okay. 745 00:32:50,432 --> 00:32:51,752 Here we go. 746 00:32:54,437 --> 00:32:55,553 What's that? 747 00:32:56,315 --> 00:32:59,115 A: No talking during the movie... 748 00:32:59,319 --> 00:33:02,870 and B: Don't tell me you've never seen the FBI warning before. 749 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,073 - It's new to me. - Oh, my God. 750 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:06,917 You're beyond Monk. You're uber Monk. 751 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:10,198 - Just start it up. I won't talk again. - Just one more warning. 752 00:33:10,417 --> 00:33:13,774 When they showed the first motion picture over a 100 years ago... 753 00:33:14,005 --> 00:33:17,362 it featured a train rushing toward the camera... 754 00:33:17,593 --> 00:33:19,392 and people were so sure... 755 00:33:19,554 --> 00:33:22,707 the train was going to burst off the screen and crush them... 756 00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:25,050 that they ran away in terror. 757 00:33:26,396 --> 00:33:29,753 Now, Luke, the train is not going to leave the screen. 758 00:33:29,984 --> 00:33:31,497 - Hit the button. - Okay. 759 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:44,313 Hang on to this. We'll page you when the table's ready. 760 00:33:44,503 --> 00:33:45,539 Thank you. 761 00:33:45,671 --> 00:33:48,266 A riot of color. Geeky but cool. 762 00:33:48,467 --> 00:33:50,378 - Ever been to Italy? - No. 763 00:33:51,387 --> 00:33:54,266 Yes. What am I saying? Yes. I was just there. 764 00:33:54,474 --> 00:33:56,432 - Hard thing to forget. - Yeah. I'm just... 765 00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:58,594 so used to not having been anywhere. 766 00:33:58,772 --> 00:34:00,922 - But yeah, I have. - What's it like? 767 00:34:02,026 --> 00:34:03,141 Terrific. 768 00:34:07,491 --> 00:34:09,529 Boy, they have these places all over. 769 00:34:09,702 --> 00:34:12,582 Two in Miami, Detroit. Hey, two in my hometown. 770 00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:14,862 - Now, that's a great town. - Definitely. 771 00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:17,432 - So you've been there? - Where? 772 00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:19,462 - Chicago. - Is that where you're from? 773 00:34:19,632 --> 00:34:22,591 - I thought you saw where I was pointing. - Oh, no. 774 00:34:25,557 --> 00:34:28,152 I miss things about home that I didn't think I'd miss. 775 00:34:28,352 --> 00:34:30,993 My little brother Brian. He drove me crazy my whole life... 776 00:34:31,189 --> 00:34:32,941 and now I can't wait for his e-mails. 777 00:34:33,108 --> 00:34:35,544 - You have any siblings? - No. 778 00:34:38,115 --> 00:34:39,594 [Rory sighing] 779 00:34:41,744 --> 00:34:44,498 I read this article once about restaurants like this... 780 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:47,541 where they have an open bowl of mints you grab on your way out. 781 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,825 When people come out of the bathroom a lot of them don't wash hands. 782 00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:52,482 They'll grab a mint and walk out... 783 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:55,786 and people have studied the mints and found traces of urine in them. 784 00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:57,652 So they're urine mints. 785 00:34:58,766 --> 00:34:59,766 Huh. 786 00:35:01,604 --> 00:35:02,604 Oh. 787 00:35:02,855 --> 00:35:04,574 - We're being paged. - Good. 788 00:35:05,192 --> 00:35:06,626 Right this way. 789 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:18,958 Oh. 790 00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:21,387 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 791 00:35:22,297 --> 00:35:24,812 MAN: [On TV] Sam, I thought I told you never to play... 792 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,877 - Stop doing that. - No talking. 793 00:35:28,055 --> 00:35:29,693 - Then stop doing that. - Doing what? 794 00:35:29,848 --> 00:35:31,078 Looking at me. 795 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,177 Vain party, table for one. 796 00:35:34,355 --> 00:35:37,553 You know what I mean. You're watching me watch the movie. It's creepy. 797 00:35:37,776 --> 00:35:40,451 I enjoy watching people watch certain parts of certain movies. 798 00:35:40,655 --> 00:35:42,575 But you look over before something big happens... 799 00:35:42,698 --> 00:35:44,499 - so I always know something's coming. - I do? 800 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:47,933 You did it just before Humphrey Bogart saw Ingrid Bergman for the first time. 801 00:35:48,164 --> 00:35:49,976 She's the co-star. You knew something was coming. 802 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000 [Phone ringing] 803 00:35:51,168 --> 00:35:53,888 - There goes our flow. - We missed stuff while we were talking. 804 00:35:54,089 --> 00:35:55,169 [Answering machine playing] 805 00:35:55,257 --> 00:35:57,986 - You're back too far. We've seen this. - I didn't know. I was looking at you. 806 00:35:58,010 --> 00:36:00,890 - We'll never get through this. - Mom, are you there? 807 00:36:01,098 --> 00:36:03,136 - Wait. - Come on. 808 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:05,937 Mom, if you're there, pick up. 809 00:36:07,523 --> 00:36:09,502 - Honey, are you okay? - There goes the phone rule. 810 00:36:09,526 --> 00:36:11,039 This whole night is sucking. 811 00:36:11,278 --> 00:36:12,393 What? How? 812 00:36:12,529 --> 00:36:14,123 You're right. I've never dated before. 813 00:36:14,282 --> 00:36:16,320 I know that now because of this feeling I have. 814 00:36:16,493 --> 00:36:17,893 I've never had this feeling before. 815 00:36:18,036 --> 00:36:20,108 Sort of frozen, sort of unsure... 816 00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:22,486 sort of wishing you'd read a lot of dating articles? 817 00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:24,102 I have no idea what I'm doing here. 818 00:36:24,253 --> 00:36:27,087 Everyone is staring because they know we're on a bad first date. 819 00:36:27,632 --> 00:36:29,192 - So the guy's a dud? - Trevor's fine. 820 00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:30,538 I'm moronic. I bring... 821 00:36:30,678 --> 00:36:33,114 the conversation to a crashing halt every time I speak. 822 00:36:33,307 --> 00:36:34,980 - Where is he now? - In the bathroom. 823 00:36:35,142 --> 00:36:37,612 Probably pondering my anecdote about urine mints. 824 00:36:37,812 --> 00:36:38,882 About what? 825 00:36:39,023 --> 00:36:42,141 People go to the bathroom and don't wash their hands and take a mint. 826 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:45,504 Oh, my God, I've been eating those mints for years. 827 00:36:45,698 --> 00:36:47,655 - Hey, did you know about urine mints? - What? 828 00:36:47,825 --> 00:36:49,658 I've forgotten everything he said to me. 829 00:36:49,828 --> 00:36:52,218 The name of his brother and sister and best friend. 830 00:36:52,415 --> 00:36:55,568 We're sitting on the same side of the table. We keep bumping menus... 831 00:36:55,794 --> 00:36:57,273 and my neck already hurts... 832 00:36:57,421 --> 00:36:59,413 from trying to turn and look at him when he talks. 833 00:36:59,591 --> 00:37:01,191 Can I tell him to sit on the other side? 834 00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:03,176 Honey, you have to relax. 835 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,463 It's just a date, and sometimes dates don't go well. 836 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:08,873 I'm sorry I can't be of more help but if he's back and you're on the phone... 837 00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:11,263 - it might make things awkward. - Bite the bullet, huh? 838 00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:12,870 Yeah. Sorry, but yeah. 839 00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:14,382 Okay. I'll talk to you later. 840 00:37:14,777 --> 00:37:15,848 Bye. 841 00:37:17,739 --> 00:37:19,890 - Poor thing. - Dating's the worst. 842 00:37:20,076 --> 00:37:22,637 Yeah, but they're sitting on the same side of the table... 843 00:37:22,829 --> 00:37:26,619 and that's awkward, and she can't think of what to say next... 844 00:37:26,876 --> 00:37:30,074 and she's just got to go through it and figure it out on her own. 845 00:37:30,297 --> 00:37:32,209 You just have to throw them out there... 846 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:34,455 and let them learn what those wings are for. 847 00:37:34,636 --> 00:37:36,548 She could say there's a draft. 848 00:37:36,847 --> 00:37:38,007 - What? - Where she's sitting. 849 00:37:38,057 --> 00:37:40,698 She could say the air conditioning is hitting her and switch... 850 00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:43,011 - and blame it on that. - That's perfect. 851 00:37:43,398 --> 00:37:45,151 [Cell phone ringing] 852 00:37:47,278 --> 00:37:48,872 - Hey, is he back yet? - No. 853 00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:52,023 Say there's a draft and move to the other side of the table. 854 00:37:52,243 --> 00:37:53,603 It's very ladylike to feel drafts. 855 00:37:53,703 --> 00:37:55,900 - And he'll totally understand. - Okay. Good. 856 00:37:56,081 --> 00:37:58,073 Then ask what his brother and sister's names are. 857 00:37:58,251 --> 00:37:59,971 He'll like that you cared enough to confirm. 858 00:38:00,086 --> 00:38:02,237 - That feels right. - Don't worry about conversation. 859 00:38:02,423 --> 00:38:04,620 Just talk, and if the talk doesn't flow, it doesn't. 860 00:38:04,801 --> 00:38:07,236 Stay away from urine-related topics, and you're good to go. 861 00:38:07,429 --> 00:38:08,500 Thanks, Mom. 862 00:38:08,681 --> 00:38:09,910 The draft thing was Luke's. 863 00:38:10,057 --> 00:38:12,208 - Thank him for me, too. I'd better go. - Go. 864 00:38:12,644 --> 00:38:15,034 Oh, good. I feel so much better. She says thanks. 865 00:38:15,231 --> 00:38:17,268 I wouldn't trade places with her for the world. 866 00:38:17,442 --> 00:38:19,673 You wouldn't want to go out with a boy named Trevor? 867 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,543 You might want to wait and see his picture. 868 00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:22,889 I mean dating. It's a horror. 869 00:38:23,033 --> 00:38:25,055 It's the only cure for the singleness thing, 870 00:38:25,067 --> 00:38:26,823 barring ordering a spouse off the net. 871 00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:29,356 - I missed nothing by not dating. - Not true. 872 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,453 If I had dated a lot, I'd still be single. 873 00:38:31,628 --> 00:38:34,017 I'd just have spent a lot of bad nights at Tony Roma's. 874 00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:37,127 But dating is how you get to know your potential partner. 875 00:38:37,344 --> 00:38:38,459 There's the gut. 876 00:38:38,595 --> 00:38:42,226 I can tell if I'm comfortable with someone within seconds of meeting them. 877 00:38:42,475 --> 00:38:45,434 I feel it here. I felt it with Rachel, I felt it with Nicole. 878 00:38:45,646 --> 00:38:48,161 - I was immediately relaxed. - You've got the gut thing. 879 00:38:48,358 --> 00:38:51,078 It's just knowing that someone will let you be. 880 00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:53,953 - That's a gut thing. - You're fast-forwarding. 881 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:58,038 - I just want to get to the good parts. - There are no bad parts of Casablanca. 882 00:38:58,287 --> 00:38:59,402 Just go back. 883 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,974 Back. I'm gonna go grab dessert. 884 00:39:03,753 --> 00:39:04,788 [Phone ringing] 885 00:39:04,921 --> 00:39:06,241 Phone again. 886 00:39:10,929 --> 00:39:11,964 Hello. 887 00:39:12,097 --> 00:39:13,417 - Who is this? - Who's this? 888 00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:15,647 This is Emily Gilmore. Who's this? 889 00:39:15,810 --> 00:39:19,247 Luke Danes, Mrs. Gilmore. Your daughter's friend from the diner. 890 00:39:19,481 --> 00:39:22,440 I'm not really supposed to be talking here. Hang on. 891 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,213 - Why did you answer the phone? - You answered it before. 892 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,842 But that was Rory. You should have told her I'm not here. 893 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:30,345 - Then what would I be doing here? - Light maintenance. 894 00:39:30,538 --> 00:39:32,378 - You broke a rule. - You've broken every rule. 895 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:35,055 Dodging my mother's phone calls isn't a movie-night rule. 896 00:39:35,252 --> 00:39:36,687 It's an always-rule. 897 00:39:39,716 --> 00:39:40,752 Hi, Mom. What's up? 898 00:39:40,926 --> 00:39:42,686 You're telling people they can't speak to me? 899 00:39:42,886 --> 00:39:45,800 No, Mom. It's just a little movie-night rule. 900 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:47,928 If you and Luke wanna talk, you guys can talk. 901 00:39:48,144 --> 00:39:50,864 - I'm talking about Natalie Zimmerman. - Natalie? 902 00:39:51,064 --> 00:39:54,581 I called her today about sprucing up a room for me she did a year ago... 903 00:39:54,819 --> 00:39:57,209 and, as you would say, she blew me off. 904 00:39:57,406 --> 00:39:58,441 What did she say? 905 00:39:58,574 --> 00:40:00,975 She said she couldn't help me out but she wouldn't say why... 906 00:40:01,077 --> 00:40:02,431 so I leaned on her a bit. 907 00:40:02,579 --> 00:40:04,935 She cracked and said she'd made you certain promises. 908 00:40:05,124 --> 00:40:07,594 Mom, I never told her she couldn't work for you. 909 00:40:07,794 --> 00:40:10,594 - She said you did. - No. Our agreement was... 910 00:40:10,798 --> 00:40:11,993 So there was an agreement. 911 00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:13,886 - Yes, but... - To exclude me? 912 00:40:14,053 --> 00:40:15,612 No. Not exactly. 913 00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:18,517 Perhaps it would be easier if you just gave me a list... 914 00:40:18,725 --> 00:40:20,922 of the people I'm not allowed to have contact with. 915 00:40:21,103 --> 00:40:25,018 So far, I know there's Natalie, and Sookie, and Luke on movie night. 916 00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:27,552 What about Richard? Am I allowed to talk to my husband? 917 00:40:27,737 --> 00:40:30,890 Mom, this is just a big misunderstanding. Go ahead and hire Natalie. 918 00:40:31,116 --> 00:40:33,077 But you'll still have a problem with us using her. 919 00:40:33,161 --> 00:40:36,154 I will cease working with her. She's all yours. I'll tell her tomorrow. 920 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:39,932 Wonderful. So it'll be my fault she loses the job. 921 00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:42,378 No, Lorelai, you keep her... 922 00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:45,017 and I promise I'll never speak to her ever. 923 00:40:45,218 --> 00:40:48,496 If she's bleeding on the side of the road, I'll drive by, pretend I didn't see. 924 00:40:48,890 --> 00:40:50,164 - Mom. - I have to go. 925 00:40:50,308 --> 00:40:52,539 - I'm firing Natalie. - That's up to you. 926 00:40:52,728 --> 00:40:54,605 - Consider it done. - I'll see you Friday. 927 00:40:54,772 --> 00:40:55,808 Yep. 928 00:40:57,359 --> 00:40:59,636 MAN: [On TV] All right, I'll make it easier for you. 929 00:41:01,739 --> 00:41:04,539 Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor. 930 00:41:04,743 --> 00:41:06,655 I know just how you feel, Rick. 931 00:41:12,379 --> 00:41:13,414 Mom? 932 00:41:13,588 --> 00:41:14,588 [Shushing] 933 00:41:16,634 --> 00:41:18,672 Tell me he didn't fall asleep during Casablanca. 934 00:41:18,846 --> 00:41:20,405 No, we made it through that. 935 00:41:20,556 --> 00:41:22,116 He fell asleep during Hardbodies. 936 00:41:22,267 --> 00:41:25,101 How do you fall asleep during a classic like Hardbodies? 937 00:41:25,313 --> 00:41:27,350 There's no accounting for taste. 938 00:41:28,232 --> 00:41:31,225 - He looks comfy there, doesn't he? - Yeah, he does. 939 00:41:34,073 --> 00:41:36,190 So, you want to talk about it or forget about it? 940 00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:39,327 There's nothing much to talk about. It was just bad. 941 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,214 I got better as the night went on. Talked a little more. 942 00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:46,538 He was very nice, just not my type. And the whole draft thing backfired. 943 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:47,913 How so? 944 00:41:48,051 --> 00:41:50,122 I switched over to the other side of the table. 945 00:41:50,303 --> 00:41:53,660 Then he started to feel the same draft and came over to my side. 946 00:41:53,891 --> 00:41:56,168 - But we made up the draft. - The power of suggestion. 947 00:41:56,353 --> 00:41:59,153 - Boys are so malleable. - It just all seemed so forced. 948 00:41:59,357 --> 00:42:02,237 I felt like I was locked in to this pointless societal ritual. 949 00:42:02,444 --> 00:42:04,959 - There has to be another way. - Luke and I were debating that. 950 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,669 He thinks it's about gut instinct. 951 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,816 You know instantly if a person is right for you. 952 00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:11,589 I think you have to go through a lot to find a contender. 953 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:15,386 You've been very lucky with boys before. They were just always sort of there. 954 00:42:15,628 --> 00:42:18,348 But, I think, for the most part, a girl's got to hunt a little. 955 00:42:18,548 --> 00:42:20,539 - Go through a lot of non-contenders. - Yes. 956 00:42:20,717 --> 00:42:23,312 Then the non-contenders become your fun bad-date anecdotes. 957 00:42:23,513 --> 00:42:26,666 In fact, on your next date, tell him about your bad date. 958 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:29,328 - What if that date is bad? - Then you have an anecdote... 959 00:42:29,521 --> 00:42:31,442 - for your next date. - How long does this go on? 960 00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:33,636 You've seen Grey Gardens. It could go on forever. 961 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:35,378 - Just shoot me now. - Hang in there. 962 00:42:35,529 --> 00:42:37,991 Go with Luke's gut thing if all else fails. 963 00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:38,443 Maybe. 964 00:42:50,214 --> 00:42:52,604 - Yeah? - I think my clothes were in there. 965 00:42:52,801 --> 00:42:54,600 Yeah, somebody had already dumped them out... 966 00:42:54,762 --> 00:42:56,719 so I put them in my basket to keep them clean. 967 00:42:56,889 --> 00:42:58,927 - Hope you don't mind. - No. Thanks. 968 00:42:59,101 --> 00:43:02,299 That's the coolest laundry basket I've ever seen. I love The Smiths. 969 00:43:02,522 --> 00:43:04,400 I had an older brother that got me into them. 970 00:43:04,567 --> 00:43:06,922 My friends were listening to Hootie and the Blowfish... 971 00:43:07,112 --> 00:43:08,392 I was memorizing Meat is Murder. 972 00:43:08,447 --> 00:43:10,724 I've a mom who's cooler than anyone you'd meet. 973 00:43:10,908 --> 00:43:13,262 - She did the same thing. - Mine's a plain old soccer mom... 974 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:14,322 but she's great. 975 00:43:14,455 --> 00:43:17,926 Being away like this makes you think about stuff like that, doesn't it? Home? 976 00:43:18,168 --> 00:43:19,317 Totally. 977 00:43:25,218 --> 00:43:27,779 Would you maybe want to get a cup of coffee sometime? 978 00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:29,964 In between classes or something? 979 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:33,092 I don't think so, but thanks. 980 00:43:35,523 --> 00:43:36,844 You're welcome.